/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

aaaw low effort op again...

BUY TOWA >>5486178
>>5486178
>>5486178
>>5486178
BUY TOWA
>>5486135
you should've let Rushia poster do it

>>5486186
i tried ogey

FUCK TOWA

>>5486230
Every time I see it, this is such a beautiful shitpost. Bless Damascus for his cringy art

>>5486251
gladly

>>5486251

oh hello there tummy, long time no see

>>5486186
Not him but what the fuck is "low effort"?
>Actually edited the OP instead of just slapping a logo on a preexisting image.
You can say you just don't like porn edit OPs, anon. You're able to articulate your emotions, you know.

>>5486289
THAT'S THE SPIRIT. I'LL DO THE RECORDING AND SPREAD IT ONLINE

>>5486307
>You're able to articulate your emotions, you know.
actually no, I'm not. I'm probably a real autist...

>>5486307
The /nasfaqg/ text isn't even in Impact. There's no scuse, the MEGA folder had like 3 different transparent versions of it so even GIMP/Paint.net fags could use it.
Why the fuck is reCAPTCHA so broken? Mailboxes = Parking Meters. Motorcycles and scooters = fucking bicycles. NTA but I don't like hornypost edits either.

>>5486300
I wish we meet under better circumstances.

None of my lesser plays for today really worked out, the answer was as simple as Buy Gura/Sell Rushia. How boring.

There are so many Rushias in circulation I can just ride all the other waves up and then dump them for even more Rushia at basically the same price later.

>>5486430
The oshicoining life is hard, I'm surprised you managed to stay up there as much as you did. remember when matsuri almost sent you to the food bank?

>>5486230
good god that is a magnificient shitpost

>>5486390
I never get any fucking feedback so I thought you liked them, the guys the first two weeks I did those liked them, some people UOOOOH at them, I have never known there's people not enjoying them. My next one won't be a hornypost.

>>5486390
I mean the Impact logo is good quality and should be used frequently, but I prefer Matrix Bold.
Let people edit how they want. It's not "low effort" just because you don't like it.

>>5486518
>Buy Gura
>Sell Rushia
Anon...I...

>>5486605
It's not that I don't enjoy them, I was too harsh Anon. but rushiAnon had gold today, this was silver.

Between the new outfit and every channel getting a susan day last week, coco is just fucked forever now, her weekly average getting fixed didn't even work because I fell on susan day and everything broke then.

>>5486605
hornypost gets really cringe when it's all horny and no fun

>>5486542
The thing is, despite being the majority of my coin, Matsuri only takes up as much as 30% of my net worth. I'm not really into pumping her price mindlessly unless there's a big adjustment coming. I'd prefer to keep her price low for people to buy and keep the dividend ratio in a healthy number.
>spoiler
kek that was history

I'm okay with hornypost OPs, this one is alright because it's not straight up porn but just somewhat lewd

>>5486618
For today, not tomorrow, cockmongler.

Big, fat dividends.

>>5486618
I only ever started with Impact because nothing wanted to really fit and I have no Idea what the cool kids of today use.
Nasfaq itself is WorkSans btw, which would look like picrel, here's the (free) Google Fonts
https://fonts.google.com/specimen/Work+Sans

>>5486652
Good thing about the autotrader: you can use the time in the thread to collect posts, yeah. Little fish icons are also genius, I see those booming. I can't draw for shit so mine are usually just shitty collages.
Anyone making OPs is putting in more effort than most rrat-threads or whatever though, notable exceptions would be hfz, the drawfriends and maybe bea's dads sometimes

wait, who the fuck is buying Ame? She didnt stream today

>>5486670
it's usually hornyposts when I have no better Idea.
Otherwise it's shit like this. But let's work on some other concepts then, sure.

>>5486726
I thought it was gore until I realized the arms were still on

>after almost a month since registering account, I've finally started making daytrades
Feels good to go from -2% to 6-10% daily.

Alright, here's a terrible idea: What if you had to exchange Coco shares in order to get the commemorative Kiryu Kai badge?
1 share gets you a bronze badge, but there are tiers up to 100 shares. In order to get the shiniest Kiryu Kai badge, it'll cost you 1.5-1.8 million (and it can only be bought on the day she graduates, so you also lose out on the 1 mil+ profit you would have made selling the next day)
Would anyone give up 3 million or more net worth to have a top tier, exclusive Kiryu Kai badge?

>>5487245
anonchama?

>>5487245
You were supposed to daytrade from day 1 bro, I'm going to cuck you out of your tomboy gf with my massive wealth.

>>5487293
That's actually fucking brilliant

>>5487245
Get on muh level. Less than a week before anything < ▲30% was a "bad" day.
>>5487293
This is a terrible idea. honk do it lmao

>>5487293
that sounds awful

>>5487293
Seeing as Coco oshi board is empty, I'd say no.

>>5487293
Would I pay 10 spots for a cosmetic nobody will ever see because I'm now a poorfag? No.

>>5487293
I'd let them count from any day, you can only physically buy 144 coins per day if you have your PC running 24/7 and even if released today, accumulating will take a while for most players.
Or make it also be payable in just liquid so dedicated people can buy their tier after divvies.

>rushia on autotrade
>buying coins others mortgaged for rushia
today was a good adjustment

>>5486390
i just used serif bold cause its slick and i see impact every fucking day I'm just tired of it

>>5487293
I like this idea of badges, but I think you can implement it with the Superchat system, so it's not a pure money sink. i.e. dumping 1.8 mil into Coco gives you that badge unless you want people to spend days buying shares slowly. If you're gonna throw away money with SCs, might as well get some stupid badge for it

>>5487293
yeah that's fucking terrible make it 50 coins instead

>>5487337
It could, theoretically, completely destroy the massive inflation wave that her graduation will inevitably bring. You'll have some people who forsake their limited time badges in order to climb but it would remove an insane amount of money from the economy. Even better, make it so every exchanged Coco share counts as a sell and removes the share from the market, tanking the value of her stock the same way a sell-off would so she doesn't stay hyper-inflated.
Alternatively people could keep their shares but selling them disqualifies them from the badge, but that doesn't fix inflation as much as removing huge swathes of wealth from wallets does.

>>5486135
good op

I'm just going to buy Rushia for the next 21 hours, this cannot possibly go wrong.

>>5487407
so what about worksans?
>>5487090
we see that shit every day as well but...

>>5487439
I honestly just love limited time events

>>5487474
clock was ticking and my autism ringing also did not know the name

I'm going to buy more Suisei.

>>5487561
dunno when the dedicated shitposters came in to press it to page 10 but they're usually summoned when I tell them OPs ready and otherwise the last 2-3 pages can last up to 2-3 hours. Also it's not tradition at all, everyone contributing should feel free to be creative and we'll see what sticks.

friendly reminder to check on your auto-trader RIGHT NOW, especially if you open nasfaq in more than one tab.

>>5487725
but for gods sake do not hit refresh, the server is not taking 400 anons trying to penetrate the rushia market that well it seems

>Entire portfolio is stagnant; can't make any real plays and inflation + shitcoins = Never Sell unless it's BIG
>100k liquid
>Rushia even lower than my shitcoins are.
Alright well today we're gonna buy 40 Rushifer and see where that takes us.

>>5487725
All aboard the surly Suisei train.

We didn't Abayo.

>>5487859
>I don't even watch football
I didn't even know it was about football

>>5487930
I got distracted by the spoilers

>>5487897
>portfolio got crowbar'd
>will not turn around anytime soon
rushrush is the only viable play if you're a shitcoin player, or if you buy the dips caused by people selling for her

>>5487933
Team logo is a red Jolly Roger. Stadium has an actual fucking pirate ship with a working cannon that shoots t-shirts and shit at you. Stadium named after a financial firm. Team historically is complete dogshit except for their two crazy Super Bowl years. Tampa has a huge trashy pirate themed festival every year and everyone gets shitfaced. It's perfect.
>>5487985
Gomen
>>5488039
Rushia will fund my Lambo.

>>5487439
Coco is not causing inflation. It everyone buying and selling a 100 coins every day that causes it.

>he doesn't know the inflation is caused primarily by dividends and the volatility caused by volume(rushia going up/down literally 30 cents per buy/sell)

>>5488119
>Stadium has an actual fucking pirate ship with a working cannon that shoots t-shirts and shit at you
> Tampa has a huge trashy pirate themed festival every year and everyone gets shitfaced.
I see the relevance now. It would still be out of place for everyone
unless they know the context

>>5488119
>Team logo is a red Jolly Roger. Stadium has an actual fucking pirate ship with a working cannon that shoots t-shirts and shit at you. Stadium named after a financial firm. Team historically is complete dogshit except for their two crazy Super Bowl years. Tampa has a huge trashy pirate themed festival every year and everyone gets shitfaced.
as much as I never want to go to florida this sounds right up my alley

I'm just about ready to disengage the mpp inhibitors. Damn tired of you guys paying ~8k for ina, but if you can't beat 'em, join 'em

>>5488310
We're hitting Haatons level of schizo

>>5487925
stop buying Suisei I need more

why are you buying suisei

>>5488119
>[spolier]Team logo is a red Jolly Roger. Stadium has an actual fucking pirate ship with a working cannon that shoots t-shirts and shit at you. Stadium named after a financial firm. Team historically is complete dogshit except for their two crazy Super Bowl years. Tampa has a huge trashy pirate themed festival every year and everyone gets shitfaced.[/spoiler]
this team sounds fucking interesting. also american football is fake.

>>5488367
There's no way 40% inflation in 4 days despite no big streams will possibly backfire.
>>5488392
I don't understand the question.

>>5488367
>I thought I was buying Suisei
>turns out it was set to sell 0
I hate this auto-trader sometimes

Dividends are ABSOLUTELY the biggest source of inflation. I make more than a quarter of a million in divvies every week, and the vast majority of my portfolio is Aki/Choco/Mel/Iofi.
>You're just being efficient!
Am I, though?

>>5488413
>[spolier]

>>5488310
the goal of the priestess is world domination slowly. foolish takkos that rush head first will get utterly destroyed and will have to wait while the others are blessed by Ina herself to continue play while the patient will inherit the worlds wealth

>>5488442
>Iofi
Chad

>>5488228
Is she really going to though? Pretty sure Rushia erased like 20 million dollars this morning. Not a spreadsheet Anon, but
>[Pre-Adjustment Price - Post-Adjustment Price] x # in Circulation
>[4539.93 - 2140.2] * 7556 = -18,132,359.88
Coco/Gura probably doing way more for inflation. I'm a poorfag and I made like $100k on Gura alone.
>>5488286
It's a fucking terrible place and I still dread visiting home, but it's based too.
>>5488413
>this team sounds fucking interesting. also american football is fake.
>britbong
>botched tags
>luciashotgun.jpg
The Glazers also own Manchester United if I'm not mistaken, so you should automatically hate the Bucs, and by extension, me.
t. was a Man U fan when I still watched EPL

>>5488442
How is it the biggest source when every coin sells for a 4k profit now?

>>5488472
haven't slept for 22 hours

Thats a nice rushi dip ... Remember to buy some...
image might be a little large

>>5488392
She is going down you crazy people.

>>5488515
Unless you're profiting in the realm of 30% of your net worth with just trading, Dividends will give you more money.

<s><spoiler tag> I don't know how to use [.spoiler] tags [./spoiler] </spoiler tag></s>

>>5488546

>>5488546
Fucking beautiful.
>>5488555
>profiting in the realm of 30% of your net worth with just trading
Yes, father, I am in fact winning.
Gen3 in Florida whoooooooooo

>>5488561
control s

>>5488555
Wasted GET but checked anyway.

>>5488492
ManUtd has been shit for 9 years now it's not even funny anymore. and yes it's all the Glazers' fault.
t. ManU fan

>>5488609
>ctrl+w
>friends
Wow, it works!

>>5488561
silly you it's "~~"
Just put ~ before and after. Like this

>>5488664
How new are you

>>5488546
SHIT FUCK I STILL DIDN'T BUY UI

This might be more embarrassing than last thread

>>5488609
youhavenoide[/spoiler]awhatyouvedoneyoufool

>>5488763
after-adjustment threads went to shit now that it's burgertime when they happen

>>5487359
>trying to teach me how to play while having smaller balance
Anonchama.......

>>5488664
ctrl+w your life and this ritualpost

>people with less than 1 million posting in my thread
embarrassing really

>>5488837
>look at my balance
frwagk< blind hands type rgus post

light theme looks better on my macbook

>>5488895
macbook are gay

>>5488920
yeah I suck cock so what?

>>5488970

>>5488920
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SUCKING DICKS

>>5486135
these OP images are always on point

>>5488970

>>5488642
lol, people blame them for the Bucs too, but it looks like they actually bankrupted Man U, holy shit. 2012 was probably one of the last seasons I actually watched, Berbatov, Carrick, Giggs, Rooney, etc. are the names I actually remember. Newest kit I own had Aon on the front before it got fucked in the wash, should give you an idea. Watched a bit when they got Ibrahimovich and then went back to watching Barca and Juventus instead. Being on burger time makes being a football fan hard.
>>5488837
I'll overtake you and your light themed MacBook before dividends. My screenshot is old news now.
>421,744.49 ▲$72,214.05 ▲20.66%
>>5488867
This is consistently the best fucking thread on /vt/.
>>5489003
pic

>>5489043 cont.
>>5488837
Name/wallet.

>>5489043
Your mom's gay

>>5489034
I'm gay and I've sucked cock for free.
Not sure why you faggots are so ashamed of it.

DYRBI

>>5489101
>>5489043
Malding director, lmao

>>5489143
always and forever

>>5489143
I HABEEB

More like Tampa Bay MALDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NLw-SDzfXM

>>5489104
>>5489158
>>5489172
>>5489269
Why don't you guys just buy some Artia coin?

>>5489269
I BELEB ET
>>5489290
I would stockpile on them if zhonk brings it in

Now that Coco is graduating, Artia can come back...

Market: analyzed
Honk-Bot 9001: buys Rushis
time to abandon the fucking thread.

>>5489356
It's time to make Hololive great once and for all
Hololive is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!
And from the ashes, a new Hololive will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The whores will be purged and the seiso will thrive - free to stream as they see fit, they'll make Hololive great again!
In my new Hololive, idols will dance and perform for what they BELIEVE!
Not for supachas, not for subs. Not for what they're told by YAGOO. Every idol will be free to sing her own songs!
https://files.catbox.moe/h4yvc8.mp3

>>5489043
>Being on burger time makes being a football fan hard.
feel you man. being on SEAnig time also means staying up at 3 for a match. and yeah the 2012 squad was the last good squad, Rooney, RVP, Carrick, Scholes, Ferdinand.... the rivalry with City and Liverpool was so good back then. everything went downhill since Moyes. Ole is doing okay but 3 years without a title just ain't good enough, even with all these new transfers. i do actually still own a kit with AIG logo on the front, it's somewhere in my attic.

It's only tuesday and I'm about to run out of liquid. I really hope we get some big positive adjustments tomorrow.

>>5488492
You know Rushia's volume is approaching Gura's volume? Her price movement is going to imitate her.

>>5489876
>You know Rushia's volume is approaching Gura's volume? Her price movement is going to imitate her.
Yes. That's why I'm buying non-stop until the 19th hour.

I can't believe you retards actually think adjustments are causing the inflation and not dividends. The adjustment inflation is a RESULT OF DIVIDEND INFLATION. The only reason people can purchase literally every dip is BECAUSE of dividends. I am still not even close to spending my dividend and I run autotrader for literally 10+ hours a day. Just let 70 people buy 144 Rushia every time it dips! It definitely isn't going to contribute to the dividend inflation, surely.
>>5489975
I was responding to the anon that does not think Rushia volume volatility is contributing to inflation.

>>5489876
>approaching
Gura has 8.8k, Rushia...
Rushia has 9.7k
Anon I.....

>>5490119
was lower than Gura volume last night and theres a Gura selloff right now. You think this is bad? It only goes downhill from here.

>>5490078
das me though. She erased 20 mil value this morning in an instant. For every inflationary adjustment [tomorrow], some bog or deleted/privated video [today] erases it. Like you said, it's divvies more than anything.

The fees being implemented in the upcoming cooldown-free "mass order" honk-trader are more of a deflationary measure than a way to keep big players from mooning/tanking stocks with huge orders.

>>5490296
Superchats were also a viable option, but their implementation was so lackluster that they were panned on release. I'm not sure anybody uses them. I certainly don't look for myself.

>>5490387
I still have the niconico style SC overlay turned on. Last time I saw one was hours ago. and it was fucking $563 to Korosan with a Fubuki icon

>>5490192
>erased 20 mil value this morning
You know Mori dropped to 6.8k once and she went right back to 11k once the trading day ended purely on people buying. The only reason Rushia won't go back to to 4.5k today is each person can't physically buy more than 144 and the price goes up like 30 cents. It doesn't erase money when everything will normalize due to the dividend money AND there are more shares in circulation.

>>5490296
I'm still not convinced the mass order shit is a good idea.

>>5490492
You mean yesterday?
>>5490500
Me neither. but only because I'm poor

buy anya

>>5490078
money would only be erased if people actually sell her though you idiot.

>>5490166
rushi was at 10k 2 days before, went down to 7k with people selling, and right back to 14-15k today because NOBODY will stop buying with $0,30 per buy.

>>5490618
I'm relatively well off and I don't want it implemented but we'll see. I'm pretty sure it's going to benefit the spreadsheet schizos the most and they already have too much power, the last thing they need is a system they can game by analyzing metrics and deciding "buying exactly 27 Haato at adjustment is ideal, any more than that and the tax is too much" and they grow even faster than their already retarded inhuman rate of growth.

Haneru IPO when?

>>5490660
Why do you anons like you even reply when you didn't read what the responses are even about? No one is going to sell Rushia because the dividend is fueling people to buy 2000 Mori, 2000 Rushia whatever fucking stock every other day. Theres hardly a point of selling so the money is never erased you fucking retard.

>>5490739
Moreso I think some of them will use it for shitcoin speculation, like actual penny stock trading. There will be no coins left with <500 volume, and then we'll need an IEX counterpart to nasfaq...

>Rushia is cheaper than Ui
how the tables have turned

>>5490792
haneru getting in the game before roberu would be quite the swift kick in the nuts

Truly a trinity

>>5490618
Make it go faster I'm so bored aAaAHHHHHH.

>>5491103
Frieren is an Ika though, not a true Tako

>>5491103

>>5491151
That's a rhombus you retard

As long as I get my favorite cock I'm happy.

>>5491169
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>>5491103

>newfags can't rhombus

>>5491239
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psssh ez

>>5491279
nice one newfag, watch this.
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So at what point do we start selling Rushia?

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>>5491400
Selling?

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>>5491418
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Yes

Honk why do we have all these illustrators and no StarBros?

>>5491512
I'm a Roberu chad but us Holostar supporters are the most oppressed minority on /vt/

>>5491400

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I sold 100 yesterday and I'm buying 200 today. Thanks Rushia!

>>5491512
Stars when?

>>5491834
Bea when

The pride of hololive is not having a very good day.
(Although she already has more views on todays vids that yesterday total)

>>5491834
>>5491512
Because introducing 1 coin can be used to gauge how heavy inflation is impacting coin value.
Devs are speedrunning something that Devchama The Third mentioned was for Coco's graduation, and then there's Buy Orders, Options, and just generally un-fucking the economy.
>But you can't un-fuck the economy without pissing off the richfags or locking out the poor!
Never give up. There's always a way to clean up a mess, even if it's hard.

>>5492638
i cannot even imagine how /nasfaqg/'s gonna react to options

>>5492797
React? I still have a boner from that guy with 50 Kiara 8k MPP when she was at 4k. The loss porn will be glorious.

>>5492638
>adding options
Do you want nasfaq to burn?

>>5493222
The loss porn really will be glorious.

I beat gordon, this is an L i can take

Redditors are already Among Us.

>implying I'm going to gamble on risky options like Kiara and not just use my immense wealth to go all or nothing on guaranteed plays like Gura or Rushia

Let's be real here for a minute... How many rushis are too much?

>>5493509
When you run out of money.

>>5493509
Rushia will need to be 4k before I even consider slowing down.
>Rushia had 7,682 shares in circulation 9 hours ago.
>Has 10,458 shares in circulation now
>It keeps going up.
>Price only changes TWENTY-SIX CENTS ($0.26) a transaction right now.
4000 more Rushia need to be moved MINIMUM before I'll stop. Each user can only trade 144 per day. That means at least 28 users need to max out their trades on Rushia for the next 24 hours to stop. Adjustment will hit first.

>>5493652
>>5493753
narhodo ne, so i guess its time to shovel shares onto rushia

>>5494016
You're late. I had 0, Chrome crashed so the bot stopped, already at 33, MPP $2623, and it's only moved $1k in value.

>>5494150
38 cause i was holding some from before, i just need an excuse to shovel bad trades in, i'm right on time

God I want to FUCK Gura.

>>5494016
Keep in mind, this is the lowest Rushia's been in over a month. Last time Rushia was lower than 3k was May 13th (35 Days). Rushia averages in the upper 3k to mid 4k range, and frequently takes trips into the 5k range. This is an INCREDIBLY safe investment for the most part. Even if you start buying in now, you'll probably be safe unless she adjusts down sharply multiple times in succession.
Basically, 2.9k is a fucking steal. Maybe don't liquidate everything for it, but it's a very good nest egg that is very easy to build right now.

wow im still at -10%, guess it will leave a mark on my perfomance history...

>>5494471
bread...

It's been a weird few days.

>>5494557
It'll be barely a blip in a week

>>5494557
haha...

>>5493753
I calculated 7,800 rushia required to get her to pre-adjustment (~4,5k)
...at a rate of $0,30
basically every user would have to buy around 4-5 rushia. at this point just let it run and try to buy the full 144 this day because we have to make up for people like bread

>>5494557
>>5494657
>>5494889
There's some many inflation events that I already forgot what the big spike was...

>>5495247
...

>>5494369
you would have to be mentally challenged to think she'll go DOWN a million views again any time soon.
or she's a sign of what's coming and we get a second holocaust.

>>5495440
double views thanks to poi sleeping in late.

>>5495440
it was a combination of divs and 2 days of compounded numbers

>>5495451
right there with you, buying like a madman.

Fubuki... Fubuki... Kunka Kunka...
I want to kunka kunka Fubuki...

>>5495980
I want to play Teekyu with Fubuki.

please sell ame I don't want to buy the top

>>5496507
Try having some fucking patience you monkey.

>owning or buying ame

>>5496551
did you really need to be rude you fucking nigger

Everyone buying Coco now (me included) is going to get fucked tomorrow but I'm impatient and the outfit should be worth it

>>5495980
get your feet out of my face you dumb cat

Wait Coco is getting an outfit? I thought she was graduating. I should sleep fuck
>>5496603
>>5496551
Nyagger moment

I don't know when to stop selling Gura, I might just go to zero. We all know she's going back to 12k by Friday since she won't stream all week.
>>5496860
She's getting a new outfit tomorrow. No, it doesn't make sense.

>>5496556
Hello? Oh hi Sora. Yeah I did. What do you mean, Based on what?

>>5497112

>>5496860
If I'm right about the silhouette then it's that retarded ugly dragon hoodie. Probably voluntary work from her artist/rigger as a send-off present, and Cover probably thinks it'll generate some good PR.

>>5486428

>check sub feed
>Watame cubeshit stream is still going, as usual
Guess I'll buy more.
>>5497258
No I checked reddit and it's definitely pic rel.

>>5497358

>>5497358

>>5497439
>Aki will never comment on my cock

>>5497358
your average /vt/ poster

>>5497722
Pretty much.

I don't really browse /vt/ just this thread and the pedophile groomer windows bear thread.

>>5497112

>>5498289
nuts?

Her new design's facial expressions scream Ai-chan.

>>5497699
Don't worry anon, I can comment on your cock if you want

This makes me irrationally angry.

>>5501509
why are you checking the wallets of people down in the 300s

What money does to a man...

>>5501574
Just checking on my neighbors.

>>5501687
>neighbors
Ugh

>>5501868
Neighbours*
I'm OK with being hated for being an American, but not for being poor.

>>5496448
I want to watch Teekyuu with Fubuki!

>>5501984
Hey, cheer up. At least you're not an anglo

Reckon the market knows somethin I don't.

>>5502173

>>5497081
>No, it doesn't make sense.
it was all planned by management to end with a big LOL PRANKED FUCK YOU and a public burning of the CCP Flag, followed by the reveal that all the menhera arcs and absences were really just vacations with hookers and blow for the staff, Coco will perform "an Ode to Taiwan" at her graduation live, "graduating" from the chink manage while Cover announces that they finally work with youtube to ban all chinese proxies
A man can dream.

>Site inaccessible
Zhonk?!?!?

>>5502366
It's probably something she/they commissioned and scheduled well in advance. Better to make something out of it and take in some extra views+supachatto than let it be a complete waste.
>>5502250
How many entire generations or even groups of generations (all of IN, all artists) does Rushia now outcirculate?

>>5502538
>Try to access Honkbot
>White screen
Oh NONONONO MY TRANSACTIONS BROS

>>5502697
>Gen 0 together has 7,600 coins in circulation, or basically Rushia at adjustment minus 200
So at the end of the stock day, she'll be at least twice Gen 0. Too lazy to count the others.

Regarding coco's outfit, I've noticed that Cover for some reason decided RIGHT NOW would be a GREAT time to do all the 1 mil bigplan things. People like Fubuki who had 1 mil for almost a year now get to celebrate. Mikochi gets a café, all that shit. what the FUCK are they hiding?

I FORGOT TO SET MY RUSHIA AND SHUBA BUYS AT THE ADJUSTMENT AND I JUST CAME BACK DRUNK OUT MY MIND I'M GOING TO BUY A FUCKING ROPE FUCKKKKKKKKKK WHAT A ROTTEN WORLD DAMN YOU HONK I'M FINANCIALLY RUINED
>>5502173
piss off

>>5503057
One last hurrah before mass graduation

>>5503068
I WANT TO MAKE BABIES WITH NENECHIS PLENTIFUL FERTILE EGGS AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY

>>5503068

>>5503133
SEX SEX WITH NENE FOR PROCREATION FUARKKKKKKK I WOULD DO PAIZURI JUST TO KEEP HER WARM I LOVE NENE UUOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX SEX SEX I WANT TO DO RECREATRIONAL ACTIVITIES WITH NENE FOR NON SEXUAL GAINS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABIES WITH NENE

>>5503128
I can totally see cover's entire management dogeza kneeling before them saying "at least go one at a time every month otherwise it'll seem like we're the bad guys!"
And it will be glass clear cover fucked this one up. Watch Noripro.

I wholeheartedly thank Coco for making :^) non-bannable I'll miss that bitch so much

>>5503232
oyakodon with her mama

>>5503232

>>5503306
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH SEX AFTER MARRIAGE, LAWFUL WEDDED SEX TO MAKE BABIES
THOUSANDS OF BABIES, THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF PROCREATIONAL SEX NOT A SINGLE SPERM IS WASTED

Today's Trade Summary

>>5502697
>How many entire generations or even groups of generations (all of IN, all artists) does Rushia now outcirculate?
As of 6a ET this morning, Gura was the most minted coin at 10,153 (which was, at the time, 9.3% of all coins in circulation).
Rushia is currently minted at 11,496, which is also her highest number of simultaneous shares yet.

>Gura's original has been out for 2 days
>Mori's view count reclines for the second day
oh no no no deadbraps did we get too cocky?

wait so
we're roughly 9,5 hours from adjustment, 3898 Rushias have been bought at time of writing.
That's 410 per hour or 68,4 per cycle.
Total Rushia potential calculated up from that is estimated at 9847, assuming those ~69 brave souls actually pull through the whole night and the rest of tomorrow.
Around 8700 were needed to get back to pre-adjustment price WITHOUT considering the price change gets ever smaller (28 cents now starting from 30).
imagine she sidelines and it just goes fucking on

>>5504029
67.4 - am out of money now.

>>5504029
Wait are people actually buying and expecting her to not sideline?

>>5504208
I don't even care I'm buying for the long-term play of holding.

>>5504208
now imagine the increase from -900k to +60k already puts her up to 7k+
seriously I just have no fucking Idea what the algo will do

>>5504208
>sideline
-948,770 views yesterday
>sideline
He doesn't know.

I love watching movies with my wife Fubuki so much.

I'm buying Rushia til she hits 5k or I run out of money, she's like Pekora, you only sell if she takes a day off to average down the next day. Delisted videos are the only exception.

>>5504029
Im not selling tomorrow.

>>5504208
>>5504477

Did everyone actually forgot what happened to Haachama? She's flatlining today but that doesnt mean I wont get any profit from her. Just not today

>>5504517
you still get 84 cycles of today, I'm planning liquid around that. All or nothing.

>>5504451
similar situation happened in the past. It doesn't use a negative value, the devs fucked up on that once and matsuri was -600 dollars for 2 cycles.
I think they default to 0 views when things go negative, so more like just a 60k increase in views

Here's today's Recurring Inflation Coin Holdings report.

115,042 shares are currenty in circulation, up 6% from last measurement (12 hours ago)
Average coins per stock is 2,348
Highest shares is Rushia, at 11,518
Lowest shares is Ayamy, at 207
Greatest growth of all coins is, unsurprisingly, Rushia, at +49.9% at time of writing. A few others came close to this degree of growth, but Rushia won by about 8%.
Greatest decrease in shares was Kiara, at -22.2%.

The Recurring Inflation Starter's Estimate report is forthcoming.

>>5504828
that's quite valuable info
so tomorrow, I'll buy 50 more even.

>>5504840
I purchased one Ayamy as a result of this post.

>>5504828
>matsuri was -600 dollars for 2 cycles.
So you buy matuli, it gives you $600 and a coin? lmao.

>>5504840
I like the idea of the FUCKGURA Report of making it a public google sheets so the URL can just stay in the op, just heads up in the threads when you update

>>5505016
It unironically did, yes. It was hilarious, I got paid to buy a few Matsuri.
Honestly I kinda wish I had 0 Matsuri so I could have gotten a negative MPP and then just held my 2-3 negative Matsuri forever.

>>5505016
No. Your coin will be lost. People got negative Matuli coins at that time

Where is he, is he OK?

>>5505016
let me tell you a tale...
Matuli and Civia were the two victims of this but back then we still had "place your bets" market every 15 mins as well as everyone paying the same. So basically the price got pumped and dumped for pure profit, you "buy" and get ~200 and a coin then you "sell" and get your money for a coin on top, this basically went on for days but people still slept and had no bots to do it for them, with the notable exception of you-know-who.
And then honk reset the economy, the end.

>>5505016
precisely, yes
same happened with civia in the pnd era of the game
she was something like -$100 and the broker literally gave you cash to buy her
there was a charm to the fucked up things that could happen early on in nasfaq's lifetime

>>5505149
Yeah. Was great. Shame it only lasted about 2 cycles before it got shut down.

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

I can't believe he didn't show up.

>>5505340
well shit, guess you only get this exclusive info if you actually abused it. man, back-then-me still had shit like "honor".

>>5505432
I see shotgun-rushia keeps the thread in place, time to sleep.

>>5505285
It actually lasted after the reset. Main way to make money the first day, but honk took the open queue down which stopped it. I remember doing it for the first few hours after reset before going to sleep, then by the time I woke up the open queue was disabled.

Civia and Matsuri weren't the only ones to be affected by this. It depended how much money you had. Miko, Ui, Shion, Mel, a bunch of holos got caught up in this.

>>5505340
And now Watambe is OVER NINE THOUSAND dollars per share

>>5504840
Here's today's Recurring Inflation Starter's Estimate report.

Current starting money for a new player is estimated at $61,700, with a margin of error of $100 to account for trades that continue into the night. This is actually a 2% decrease from yesterday's value.
The stock with the highest value growth today is Choco, currently +25.6% over the previous measurement (16 hours ago).
The stock with the greatest value loss today is Rushia, at -30.1% under the previous value.
14 Stocks increased in value.
36 Stocks decreased in value.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind everyone to shitpost responsibly and FUD properly. As always, the reports are available in the OP.

>>5505726
I don't think there was a coin we didn't pump and dump back in those days. For like $500 a cycle, hours on end, coordinating with the thread.

>>5505977
I can't believe Choco's ASMR boosted her by 25%

>>5506000
Thread decided who at first but then it just became looking at the activity page and buying whichever coin was being bought.

Getting paid $600 to buy a Matsuri and watching tummyerotic lose 70% of his networth in an instant is probably still my favourite memory so far. Coco day was more annoying that anything. The first time after the new adjustment that FinanCivial lost a bunch of money because of ??? was pretty funny too. I still don't know why she adjusts now.

>>5506038
she could be closing in to a million when Susan and Cover wouldn't cuck her as hard as they do. I am really impressed how she's still here with all of the content she was employed for undoable.
For a while she seems a bit unhinged though, calling in SubaChocoLuna 3D out of the blue, collabing with SEEEEEEEEEEX from Noripro (not even 10 minutes until the first M*NKO) barging into totsumachis like nothing. I hope she's having fun, I feel bad for not watching her.

>>5506245
oh shit I still remember the days of "buy green sell red". Ghosts still haunt me when we do silly shit like "let's pump kanatan for no reason"

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN and twenty minutes
HOUR NINETEEN and twenty minutes...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR and twenty minutes
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN and twenty minutes
ONE... NINE... and two, zero
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN and twenty minutes, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes
HOUR EIGHTEEN... HOUR TWENTY... AND HOUR NINETEEN

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR and twenty minutes!

>>5505192
>>5505432
I was stuck holding shit in my server rack I'm sooorryyyy

>>5506245
it was kinda funny at first, but it became cancer really fast
I was the one who actually started and sorta "lead" the coordinated pnds at first, I still remember how to do the strat to this day
also please excuse my light theme

>>5506551
goddamnit you made me chuckle, all is forgiven

Not a spreadsheet sperg, I just have a 18:00 holopoi screenshot open next to the current page. % are shit mental math.


Negative daily view delta

Gura
Hololive
Suzy
Marine
Miko
Noel
Matsuri
Coco
Subaru
Roboco

Increase

Aqua, 80%
Kanata, 50%
Watame, >100%
Sora, >100%
Ina, >400%
Mori, 25%

I didn't do them all, looking at all of this hurts my eyeballs.

>>5506551
Nice, what you got in there?

>>5506573
ogey mogurrat

>>5506629
Ina doesn't seem right, you can't adjust up twice in a row.

>>5506767
I mean on poi she had 58-some odd thousand before, and now it's 254,015.

>>5506629
I have no idea how you came up with this but it's definitely fucked, Aqua didn't stream today or yesterday.

>>5506573
goddamnit I fell a place in 3 months

>>5506839
yeah but you can't just go up twice in a row Ina is supposed to go DOWN

>>5506869
>Uupa Ruupa
何色だ?

>>5506845
>>5506966
...check Socialblade. I know I'm retarded, but Ina is the only one I am actually sure about because the SB #s match the holo.poi delta. Gura and Holo both went up two days in a row retardchama, you can't stop me from buying Octoina

>>5506966
you absolutely can adjust up twice in a row what are you smoking

>>5506629
what about Ame?

>>5506839
Poi hasn't properly rolled over yet. you're getting a mix of combined days, single days and zero counts. You really want to compare midnight values with midnight values if you want a useful comparison just using poi.

>>5507013
メタル。

>>5507038
Ina you happen to be right about, but as a general rule >>5507079 is the way to go. I forgot to buy her even though I watched her Night Delivery stream, I'm so retarded sometimes.

>>5507058
down on socialblade, no change on poi, but apparently you have to compare at midnight, which means my information is useless. other than buy Ina

>>5506629
>daily view delta
this shit is useless, everything is just going to go sideways even if they have a 10000% increase

>>5506629
>Suzy
what

>all these idiots buying Ina
you'll regret this

>>5507392

I know it's Suisei, I just don't get why her daily views difference was negative

>>5507323
Holo poi wont count her stream today

>>5507495
Ame? Did she just finish or something?

>>5506629
>Suisei
nice try but I wont be selling her anytime soon

what did she mean by this

>>5507323
socialblade is almost always right since it only updates once a day, poi works a bit weirdly which is why anon suggests midnight for poi comparisons
>>5507392
Suichan did actually outperform yesterday, although I doubt she'll move, too many people keep buying her and recovering her position. I'm genuinely worried that the sheer number of people who own her and will sell after her Nene karaoke or 1m 3DLIVE will cost me millions.
>>5507542
She just finished a TTRPG intro with Calli but it won't be counted today, she's gonna fall a decent amount.

>>5506869
wow that's some amazing consistency
I find it amusing we've gotten to a point where new players are being educated on how broken the game was early on despite it only being 2 months since the game was released to the public
>>/vt/thread/S2327875
this is the thread where coordinated pnds started, it actually makes me feel nostalgic, people losing their shit over luna going up $100 is pretty funny

>>5506423
>I hope she's having fun, I feel bad for not watching her.
It's mostly DBD and APEX. I think she plays APEX more than fucking Roboco does at this point.
>Go to bed
>Choco's playing Apex
>Wake up
>Choco's playing Apex
>Clock in for work
>Choco STILL playing Apex
>Clock out for lunch
>Choco just finished playing Apex.

>>5507542
yeah and that wouldnt be counted at all.

>>5507606
New?

>>5507614
just sell her during the stream when latecomers panic buy

>>5507614
Shit's whack for sure, I hate poi, but the Susan day reinforces my rrat that nasfaq's data matches poi's. Subaru had a great day on Socialblade

>>5507683
feels weird to go through these screenshots, the nasfaq stuff feels ancient but the mixed in vtuber screenshots feel hella recent. And then there's the day which seperated the men from the boys. followed by the great mogubog which was in turn followed by the first ever cocobog

what do you call this movement

I fucking love ducks bros

>>5507846
Missionary, with a bag over their head

>>5507716
nah I know she played it some time ago, back then she was just a sheep instead of a mage out to fuck you over, the second vtuber to get the peko treatment and our mascot for the NWO

>>5507763
No.

>>5507923
mom said I could only buy one so I had to settle with the necromancer but I snuck a few ducks in.
still clinging to my MPP which just recently passed 2k and 3k...

>>5507975
send 666

>>5507975
Why are you still buying she's past the point of good dividends

>>5507846
Sally, the camel has, one hump. Sally, the camel has, one hump. Sally, the camel has, one hump, so ride, Sally, ride, bombombom.
Sally, the camel has, no humps. Sally, the camel has, no humps. Sally, the camel has, no humps, because Sally. is a. horse.

>>5507683
>reading the thread
>wonder why everyone starts freaking out when its not even adjustment time
>remember
already feels so long ago

>>5508060
the day she passed 5k for the first time nobody bought her for divvies anymore, that just recently became a thing. Beware of Hoshiyomi, they're the second most dangerous people bar Haatons.

how do we bring back the pure unadulterated excitement that adjustments used to have bros

>>5508107
wisdom of the ancients

>>5508151
I actually hate the Haatons their oshicoin literally halved in value and somehow they lost literally no money at all.

>>5508206
>chocoin
This brings happiness.
>cococoin
This does not.

COCOIN

>>5508206
Now that people have an extra 10 hours to buy after the numbers come out and flat adjustments are possible, those days are dead brother.

>>5508255
She's made plenty of steep rises and dips I've been daytrading her.

>>5508263
hedging is one hell of a drug. Pumping rushia is the riskiest fucking play I did since I first said "fuck it let's see how far I can go" and just autistically put everything in mikochi.

Cococoin? more like CoCAINE.

we could literally have a current thread with only screenshots of the old threads.

>>5507835
yea I'm not sure what's up with that, it's felt like ages but in actuality, not much time has passed whatsoever
>>/vt/thread/S2342363
here's the thread where civia went negative

>>5508513
Do we look back on old times too fondly or was it really that good back then? Seemed like a golden era to me.

>>5508758
optimistic nenechad. i member

>>5508758
Being able to pump something +50% because of a 3D happening that morning and have it still adjust another 50% was fucking funny but lamboclub would be at least 50m by now if that had carried on. It was fun while it lasted.

>>5508798
Everything was looking up, the 3D was the tipping point towards a downwards spiral. I miss typing like an ape retard.

>>5508906
Bobo always wins

>>5508906
innocence lost. i cri

>>5508758
I think the threads were legitimately more fun back then but fuck me, people getting ahead of me by coin duplication and losing hundreds of dollars to the void was the most frustrating shit in the entire lifespan of the game.

>>5509068
I lost so much money to the void...

>>5509068
I could have sworn I never got duplicates, only bogs. The system had it out for me, I swear.

>>5509068
>missed the real shitposting by nearly a week
feelsbad

>>5508758
it's nostalgia and longing for simpler times. And those low prices. And being done for the day in 2-3 cycles.
I hope Rushia is not the harbinger of the 24-hour "day trade is not what this means" meta

>>5509122
It's called day trading because you do it all day :^)

>>5509162
I don't even do it, my browser does.

>>5509122
Now that zhonkbot lets me -100 Peko +100 Rushia because Pekora took a day off, daytrading is back on the menu. My total trades on 20/7 were nearly 3x what they were on 17/7. Everything except oshi gets shuffled now.

>>5509068
For april fools, honk should reset everyone's net worth back to 5k and bring back the old broken system with all the same problems and let everyone duke it out in a pnd battle for 1 day then bring everything back

>>5509347
nasfaq battle royal.