/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Man these threads really slow down during yurohours...

captcha: PHART

>>55127557
I thought euro hours was when we fall asleep in america?

In other news, Sleepy is in heat and wants to bite her mate.

Come watch Arianna play warthunder
https://www.twitch.tv/ariannafoxton

>>55127557
>>55127798
I think it depends on who's streaming at that time. Sleepy was streaming twitch at the same hour and the previous thread was kept alive due to it. Maybe we could shill ourself in other threads to get new blood?

gun-toting idol's doing a unarchive karaoke stream in less than an hour. Get ready for the performance of a lifetime.

https://youtu.be/RP-rl5_rkr8

>>55126973
Is that an edited image of the stream?

>>55127557
We really need to figure out a way to keep the thread alive at all times. It’s weird to see the thread reach the bump limit at times and barely break ten in another.

>>55119439
Whiskey love brother. What’s your gear like?

>>55130080
Yeah I was at the range so I couldn't exactly post.
I guess this is just one of the growing pains we'll have to endure on such a fast board.

>>55130080
>Whiskey love brother. What’s your gear like?
Not much for now, I have an OPS-CORE helmet the local uniform, and a full east-german infantry set.
I had a shit ton of Russian gear but I sold it off to some burgerbros after some war in eastern yurop broke out, the price for ratnik gear shot up like crazy so I seized the moment and sold it off.

>>55130080
>We really need to figure out a way to keep the thread alive at all times
I thought about adding thread questions to the OP. Or showing off your guns like the post I made >>55006751 to bring in some /k/ lurkers and /vt/ gun owners

>>55130378
You should get a whiskey grip and complete the trifecta.

>>55130659
>the price for ratnik gear shot up like crazy so I seized the moment and sold it off.
You must have made out like a bandit.

You let the old threads die, /tactical/. Are you ready to receive your corporal punishment?

>>55127798
>non-violently bite somebody
Why is she like this? The only reason why you would bite someone is either during sex to show dominance. Or if you’re fighting to survive.

>>55131614
>You should get a whiskey grip and complete the trifecta.
kek, maybe someday
>You must have made out like a bandit.
Considering I sold off the helmet, armor, LBV and made back all the money I spent on it in additon to the money I spent on uniforms and other minor tidbits I'd say it was quite the steal. I'm still debating wether or not I should keep the uniforms as I kind of like having them around as collectibles.

>>55127798
Her mate? Me

>>55130378
How much did that cost you?

>>55129497
The stream is live now

https://youtu.be/RP-rl5_rkr8

>>55132209
>I spent on it in additon to the money I spent on uniforms and other minor tidbits I'd say it was quite the steal. I'm still debating wether or not I should keep the uniforms as I kind of like having them around as collectibles.
Shit like this makes me regret not buying that when I had the chance. Hindsight 20/20, but still

>>55127798
>wants to bite
She's so cute. Period soon. She might cancel Saturday

>>55133530
Wow, didn’t realize she was a Karen.

>>55133530
I would like her more if she wasn’t so cringe with the weeb and adding Japanese words to her speech.

>>55127798
Damn this chick is horny. Somebody hurry up and marry her

>>55130378
You should get the shirt with Whiskey's fat oversized fatass obese pussy. Really show your love for her.

>>55133530
>Taiwan #1
What did she mean by this?

>>55135635
Way ahead of you, Sleepy and I WILL have nine kids

>>55135980
I've already ordered one :^)

>>55136087
You’re a braver man that I.

Can any Nyaru fans please explain what Nyaru is? Is she Japanese-American? Mexican/puerto rican/Cuban American? She’s singing Spanish, Japanese and English.

>>55138061
Peruvian

>>55138160
My condolences

>>55138160
She sure does have good taste in Japanese song idol songs

>>55138160
She doesn't sound peruvian

>>55097159
I am not that anon but I am familiar with the process. For those that do not know, /vt/ league is specifically a board wide competition of differing threads on /vt/ in the football/soccer game PES, colloquially referred to as divegrass. This competition is ran using a team roster of 23 players each controlled by the AI. The players in this competition are often represented by 3D models of their corresponding player, for example Losing Mommy on /koopa/ is Full body model of Koopa rigged to work in the game.
The expected contribution of the thread is to come together and assemble a 23 player roster and decide on which 4-5 players will be the medals, or 4-5 strongest players on the team. They must also decide on what music to use as anthem, victory anthem and goal horns when a player scores. It is too late for this iteration but we would have ample time to construct a team in the 6 months preceding the next /vt/ league.

Rate the Karaoke stream

>>55140776
Her parents are peruvian but she was born and raised in the US. Says her parents wanted her to really know english since it would give her more options so she hardly knows any spanish

Pretty much this. I forgot to reply to the post lmao.
I think it is still a bit early, but entertaining the idea seems fun and throwing around some ideas now could be entertaining

>>55141473
>>55141964

>>55133378
Shirt was like 25 bucks

>>55126973
She just watch two people lynching an innocent black victim and calling it based and saying it gives her joy. How can you support her after that?

>>55141578
Stream was good, but she needs to work on her pronunciation. She was mumbling on certain parts of songs.

>>55142536
>She was mumbling on certain parts of songs.
Isn't that called mumble rap? Seems like something she would do given that she's a zoomer.

>>55142464
She just watched two people lynching an innocent black victim and calling it based and saying it gives her joy. How can you not support her after that?

>>55141578
Definitely reminded why I oshi her in the first place. My only real gripe with her is that I would watch her more if she didn’t stream on twitch.

https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu
sig-toting idol's doing a baking stream tonight!

>>55144576
What's she baking?

>>55144831
she's baking cookies today, from scratch i believe

>>55141473
That actually sounds cool. I've watched 4CC for years it would be nice to see /tactical/ get a /vt/ league team.

>>55144576
>>55144831
>>55145087
Look at the meat on that woman.

>>55144576
>Ryan Gosling turn her straight
She was gay before?

>>55145259
Imagine nuzzling it...

>>55145259
i want to squeeze it tenderly

>can’t even keep shop for the right ingredients
She’s bad wife material.

>>55146486
This is why Koopa is the only one of these girls who would make a good wife!

Tomoe doing an asmr stream
https://youtu.be/S6uoq-8jOl0

>>55144576
Feels like I'll get diabetes by eating those cookies.

>>55147398
Fucked up the link
https://youtu.be/xl8A-MG0c1c

>>55147398
You guys think Tomoe is actually insecure about her femininity? She hates being called cute, she joined the army, she’s bitter that her roommate has a boyfriend, became a Vtuber, what do you guys think?

>>55147788
Tomoe just need a hug and for someone to tell her that her muscles are strong and cute!

Stop breaking containment. Nyaru should not be a /here/ chuuba.

>>55147963
Dude, she is FROM 4chan and has admitted it multiple times.

>>55147963
did you miss the part where she recreated her last /here/ dance just now?

Guns are disgusting. It seriously bothers me you people own them. Just go to /k/ so I don't have to see this

Bros, not feeling Tomoe's stream....

>>55148244
I really hope this is all kayabe or else I’m sad for her.

>>55148041
>>55148135
Don’t encourage her, she should be pure from this place.

>>55148704
personally I agree, but at this point she's been /here/ for at least 5 years or more. It's too late for that to get washed out

>>55147788
She seems pretty happy with where she is at in her life from what she says on discord.

>>55148627
She said she was struggling not to laugh at the notes of her stream and stay in character.

>>55149272
How parasocial is she on discord?

>>55149435
She offered to hug me once but I think she was joking

>>55149435
She jokes around with people a lot. I've seen her ask about people's jobs and stuff too. Generally, she seems just normal.

Nyaru’s cookies seem way high in sugar.

>>55150248
She really loves chocolate chip cookies

>>55149005
We can save her.

>>55147556
The entire asmr stream is cringekino .

How would rate her stream /tactical/.

>>55152199
I got some good laughs out of it. That's about all I expected anyways since she has no intention of doing serious ASMR stuff just messing around with the mic.

>>55144576
Why is she trying to entice us so badly?

>>55152802
Also she would make a great tradwife.

>>55152199
Funny, it got uncomfortable in some areas, but that’s more on me than in Tomoe.

>>55126973
Did that chuuba really watch someone get his ass beat on stream?

Hello, I love Nyaru
Thanks for reading

>>55154914
strange, i don't remember writing this post

>>55154914
Why do you love her?

It's that time again, rate the baking stream.

jannies don't look

>>55156313
What did she mean when she said jannies do it for free?

>>55156532
they do not receive financial compensation for the services rendered, i know, insane

>>55127798
She needs to find herself a man. She’s sexually repressed.

>>55158969
That man? Me

>>55159207
I didn't make this post

watching the schizo get totally cucked is hilarious

>>55162949
The schizo? Not me

>>55163506
I’m talking about the one on /k/.

>>55163603
kek
My apologies, I really haven't been visiting /k/ of late

>>55126973
>For discussions, pictures, everything about vtubers who stream about, own, or are interested in guns
I know this might be a longshot, but has any of them actually been in a firefight or experienced actual combat? Basically, are any of them veterans of war or mercenaries? If so, which one, I wouldn't mind listening to them for their combat stories and what they experience.

>>55162949
Good

>>55163603
I didn't know /ak/ had picked up Marine Corps Yumi, I know for a while after the author died there was some other scanlation group doing it and they were god-awful, getting LCpl mixed up with Cpl and Pvt.

My wife leaflit is on, come watch her play and possible watch criminals get what they deserve
https://www.twitch.tv/leaflit

>>55166162
None that I'm aware of. Gondola was security forces, Atropa was intel, and Tomoe's a 37f, but I don't think there's any actual combat arms chuubas that are /here/.

>>55166965
Atropa was part of the armed forces? I thought she was just some crazy occult lady.

>>55166313
>LCpl mixed up with Cpl and Pvt.
H-how does that happen?

>>55166807
>Not even 30 minutes in and she's talking about racial slurs
Never change leaf

>>55167662
Her tangents are the best part of her streams. But it's obvious that she just wants to say it and is struggling so hard to not say it on stream

>>55167155
She's mentioned being a marine a few times and uses the "disabled veteran" tag on twitch.

>>55166162
Tomoe and Whiskey are in active service, but I don’t think they’re frontline soldiers. Just pogs. Another anon mentioned Atropa, but I don’t think she’ll want to talk about her experience. Other than that, there’s Sleepy’s war with the wild hogs.

>>55169113
I did remember that tag, when she streamed, but I thought it was to try and get a few more views. Is she actually disabled?

>>55170768
Enough where she doesn't have to pay for healthcare. She's also mentioned using vocational rehab a couple times.

>>55170768
>pogs
The fuck are pogs?

>>55172046
>She's also mentioned using vocational rehab a couple times.
Bros, I can fix her.

>>55172573
People other than grunts
Rear echelon people

>>55170768
>Tomoe and Whiskey are in active service
So is it safe to assume they aren’t virgins anymore?

>>55173171
Oh thanks, thought it meant poggers for some reason.

>>55175192
Speaking of pogs: go watch Generation Kill, a real hood /k/lassic

>>55167155
>>55169113
>>55170768
she talks about dealing with the VA all the time
i believe it was some hand injury with a vehicle antenna?

>>55176129
She normally complains about her back.

>>55176509
Forgot, she also has mentioned having tinnitus.

>>55176937
>eeeeeeeeeeeee
kek

>>55176937
I like her sarcasm.

>>55176129
>>55176509
>>55176937
Now way she was a pog if she has those injuries. Unless the us army is that dumb.

>>55178401
She was a marine, she probably got those injuries from lifting a pallet of crayons wrong. The amount of marines out there with back and leg injuries from the most stupid things is probably far more than any combat injuries. Just the weight of modern packs can cause joint issues.

>>55178401
The army is that dumb anon

>>55176937
Where does she live to get a good VA?

>>55181202
She probably lives far enough away from civilization that they'd let her use outside doctors.

>>55169113
>>55172046
>>55176129
>>55176937
>>55176509
>>55179011
Just took a look at this thread since I didn’t know what it was and I never realize you guys had such damage chuubas. I’ll marry her and be her house husband and take care of her.

>>55170768
I know Whiskey was in some sort of service in the past but I remember she said before that she is a part-time bartender and I think the rest is her streaming nowadays.

>>55184172
>part-time bartender
With the amount of guns she owns? I doubt it. Unless european countries have cheap gun prices

>>55185179
That's what she claimed on stream. She's also said that she spends more on guns than she does on rent every month so I imagine that she just spends an abnormally large amount of money on guns relative to her income.

>>55185632
Are they rifles? Because I can’t see how she can spend all that money.

>>55186962
Honestly, I'm not entirely sure. I think it was her most recent VA-11 Hall-A stream where she talked about it.

>>55185632
>She's also said that she spends more on guns than she does on rent every month
Americans really are mentally ill for putting guns over their own well-beings.

>>55187408
That would apply if she was American. Although she should probably just be granted a green card at this point since she's close enough to being one.

>>55187408
She’s Dutch, not American.

>>55175635
>Generation Kill, a real hood /k/lassic
Don’t recommended him that. It’s fictional and exaggerated. For fuck sakes, one of the CO’s didn’t even know what was danger close meant. Liberal propaganda.

>>55189291
It's based on a true story, written by a journalist. If you don't beleive it, then read One Bullet Away: The Making of a Marine Officer. It's an autobiography by Nathaniel Fick, that describes the some of the same things

>>55189291
>It’s fictional and exaggerated.

>>55147556
Tomoe made a tweet about how her army roommate decided to shower halfway through the stream, but I couldn't hear it. Is this true?

>>55190417
Refute it.

>>55181202
A place where wild turkeys roam the land apparently

>>55193123
If she has birdshot, she can hunt them down for food.

>>55194520
Who the hell uses birdshot?

>>55195622
People who want to hunt birds and water fowl?

>>55130378
I'm impressed by the whiskey shirt, but the colt is overrated. You should get a Beretta if you want to be taken seriously.

>>55196453
What's wrong with the colt?

>>55197769
over 100 years old, literally a hag gun
nobody likes hags

>>55199496
But its reliable

>>55197769
Some people just have bad taste in guns.

>>55199697
Don’t defend the colt. It has lots of flaws.

>>55126973
Is this leak true? Sleepy isn’t right-wing at all?

>>55201594
She never claimed to be one, she just likes guns and grew up in the south.

>>55146486
>>55147044
the only vtubers that would make good wives were already married and vtubing is just a social hobby

>>55193123
Looks like one of her mower tires is low on air

>>55201594
shes talking about pippa. read the very first message. i know its hard.
and yes thats all public. shes talking about how pippa gets stalked and mass reported by trolls like you or whomever compiled this. but i think youre just too stupid to read, not intending to troll

>>55201594
more importantly, move along you stupid drama tourist. you could get a sense of anyone's politics in a stream if you watched them

>>55202627
How can you tell? I can't tell a difference.

Bros the /vt/league is starting soonish... Will /Koopa/ make an appearance?

>>55203220
You see all those ridges in the grass? The fact that there's a visible height difference means the mower itself was tilted. It could be horribly bent or broken, but it's probably just a leaky tire. Looks like she mowed left to right and it got worse - or she ran the thing over that started it.
I could be wrong, just a guess based on experience. Maybe she has weird troughs in the ground

>>55203610
You have good eyesight, because I can't tell anything apart.

>>55203248
>Spoiler
Thread had been dead for a month since Koopa iirc hasn't been streaming. It may be that the next time she appears in VTL is for this thread

>>55203248
She might? I don’t know how this is exactly played but she is one of our chuubas.

>>55204112
Is koopa okay? Anons were saying she was getting better. but she never tweeted anything

>>55204873
She tweeted about her chickens being attacked by an opposum and then some fan art.

>>55204207
There was a Koopa up eariler and it got some posts so the interest is still there. She just needs to make some content.

>>55205186
>She tweeted about her chickens being attacked by an opposum and then some fan art.
Yeah, but is there new info?

>>55126973
Just wanted to let all of you know if you want a /k/ommando GFE, then look no further than Whiskey. She's the dommy mommy you always wanted.

>>55206321
>/k/ommando GFE
That's sleepy. She's the /k/ommando gfe

>>55206862
Would people have even liked sleepy if she had Pippa’s design.

>>55166965
I think of those three Gondola is the only one thats deployed and all he's ever said was he just searched for IEDs.

>>55207754
Link to that?

>>55126973
Is the image real?

Bros...the thread

>>55210822
What the hell is happening?

>>55210912
Thread is zooming

>>55212082
Hope we survive this.

>>55213039
Im sure we will if we offer our seed to Koopa!

>There wasn't going to be another chance for this moment.
>The time had come and you must act quickly.
>Any distraction or deviation from your plan would fail.
>Everything had to be concise, planned, and calculated.
>You didn't want anything to display a difference in behavior.
>It was hard playing the role of the husband for a woman that you rightfully feared over the last ten years.
>Forcing smiles, making false declarations of love, and reminding your children that you loved their mother.
>You had enough of lying.
>You had enough of the torture, mentally and spiritually, within yourself.
>Behind the white picket fences, the dinner parties, and the important church meetings were lies and deceit.
>You were in prison, metaphorically and literally.
>Sleepy told You that she was leaving town for a few hours on an important errand.
>She would return in the evening.
>She wanted dinner ready, the children in bed, and him to be ready for their nightly lovemaking upon her return.
>The demands, the reprimands of a devoted, controlling wife. Hidden within the crest of her smile lay a devil.
>When she closed her door, You made his move.
>The children were at school.
>You had already packed their bags ahead of time, leaving you with less worry.
>You couldn't imagine the feelings of your pride and joy, John and Jane, could feel about their departure from their mother.
>You didn't like it, but it had to be done.
>Those kids were of growing age and the fact that they were watching their mother pursuing acts of evil became the detriment to your anguish. You, no longer, can accept the possible future for your children may face.
>The model of "do as I say, not as I do," controlling every move of yours was distasteful; especially if you were in the company of a woman.
>Ten years was enough.
>The stress was swelling in your brain, knowing in a few moments, freedom was behind the doors.
>Not just going to the store and picking up items. Not just picking up her dry cleaning.
>Not just going on gun ranges and forcefully smiling or ending up dealing with it in the basement when they get home.
>Not binding and confining you in a crawl space when you spoke in favor of Common Sense Gun Control.
>Through it all, she always had a smile.
>"My dearest anon, you are yet to be broken. Don't worry, honey. I am going to show and prove my love to the point where you pronounce the beginning of my mine, there is a tingling feeling to it."
>You packed light.
>Didn't need anything that reminded you of your past with her.
>A few days of clothes, a few hundred dollars from her allowance to you, a passport (just in case), and the passenger train tickets to take them to parts unknown.
>You picked the place at random one day while on an errand for Sleepy.
>You knew it was ten hours away and it was enough time to find further plans.
>It wasn't the smartest, but it was random.
>Once you were certain you were far away from the purple-haired devil, then you could find a permanent solution.
>At least there was a hotel waiting for you and your children.
>You made small backpacks for your children with a few of their toys.
>You also reminded yourself to discard your old phone with the GPS tracking chip.
>Earlier in the morning, You had called the school to tell them that you would be checking out your children.
>Once you had your children, then you were ready to set forth.
>A strong surge hit your heart.
>Knowing that you were a few hours from freedom.
>Instead of taking the train to your children's elementary school, you took a taxicab.
>You had made arrangements with the cab driver to pick you up, get your children, and take them to the train station.
>The taxi driver was on-time.
>"Sound like you're in a hurry," said the taxi driver as he displayed his toothy grin. You weren't in the mood for small talk
>Every second counted.
>"Take me to this address." You gave the driver the slip of paper
>"And please, sir, step on it."
>The driver clicked his tongue.
>"Onward to freedom!"

>>55214298
>You wore a heavy overcoat and a large hat.
>Despite being summer, you didn't want to be noticed by those associated with your wife.
>The taxi stopped at the school.
>You hurried out of the vehicle and toward the office.
>Your tension faded away as your children, John and Jane, were sitting quietly at the front office.
>Their face glowed when they saw you.
>"Daddy!" The children screamed as they rushed you.
>Holding them tightly, rubbing and kissing them fervently.
>Those pride and joys were the very reason why you hadn't taken your own life.
>They needed a father.
>Death wasn't going to be your heading.
>You told the principal that you and your children were taking a vacation for a while.
>The principal nodded, didn't want any further explanation
>The look on his face displayed discernment about the situation
>The principal noted to keep them posted on any changes before closing his office door
>You grabbed your children's hands and they returned to the taxi cab
>You kept John on your lap as Jane sat beside you.
>John was Mommy's Little boy. Whatever Sleepy did, he emulated.
>John's eyes were concentrating on a toy gun that Sleepy recently got for his birthday.
>he didn't have a clue about this situation.
>And that was the way you wanted it.
>"A vacation," John cooed. "I love vacations." He turned his head to his father.
>"Are we going to a beach?"
>"We can soon. However, we have to do some other things before going to the beach."
>"That is so exciting!" John rocked his hips while playing with his toy gun.
>"On vacation, we go! On vacation, we go!" He paused for a second.
>"Is Mommy coming?"
>You turned to the flat tone of your eldest daughter Jane.
>The blonde was twiddling her thumbs, holding onto a necklace that she got from her mother.
>Her mother got the gift from her mother.
>You never liked the necklace.
>It displayed too much symbolism.
>Gold laced with red.
>In his eyes, control, and evil.
>"Mommy isn't coming with us?" John's face turned red.
>His eyes began watering when hearing the sudden announcement.
>"Nope!" He turned to look at her father.
>"We are getting away from Mother. Aren't we?"
>You knew how intelligent Jane was.
>At the age of ten, she was one of the smartest girls in her class.
>A natural-born leader, an independent thinker.
>She caught on to things quickly.
>She was aware of the circumstances between her parents, of the shouting and fighting.
>She tucked in her lips, taking your hand, rubbing it affectionately.
>"I understand, Father. You don't have to explain further."
>"No," protested John.
>"Mommy is coming. Mommy is coming!"
>She looked towards your eyes.
>"Is Mommy coming, Daddy?"
>You wanted to swallow the lump in his throat.
>He didn't like seeing John like that.
>John wore her heart on her sleeve.
>he was "green behind the ears." As a typical six-year-old, he saw the best in everyone.
>he gripped his father's arms tightly with his fingers.
>"Daddy? Daddy?"
>He finally answered.
>"Mommy is coming. She will come later after taking care of her errands."
>His sadness faded away like a rainbow after a storm.
>He returned to playing with his toy gun.
>"We're going on vacation! We're going on vacation!"
>While John was in a sing-song, You looked at Jane.
>She made a crooked look on your face.
>Why are you lying to John? Why can you tell the truth? Mom isn't with us anymore. Are you that afraid?
>They may be the things occurring in Jane's mind, you thought.
>However, she was too mature for her age.
>One of the many reasons why he wanted to escape from that dysfunctional environment.

>>55214352
>You couldn't imagine how Sleepy would treat John once he started to show more of Pippa.
>You cracked your knuckles as John leaned on your chest.
>You were quite concerned.
>John wasn't always Sleepy's favorite child and she made it clear one night.
>"He's is going to break my heart someday. He is going to take you away from me. I won't allow that. I can't allow that. If he does, Anon, then you have to decide. If not, I will decide for you. Please don't make me have to choose. It's best if you teach your son about what's rightfully mine. He needs to learn his place."
>The plan was on schedule.
>You have arrived at the train station with a few minutes to spare.
>He paid the cab driver and left him a tip and a word of advice.
>"You didn't see a father with his two children riding a cab. Didn't you?"
>"What father? What two children? A random stranger gave this money out of the goodness of his own heart."
>You patted the cab driver on the shoulder before the taxi departed.
>You instructed your children to wear their backpacks.
>You even purchased sunglasses for them to wear to hide their faces.
>You kneeled down to give it to them.
>"Here are some shades to make you look cool!"
>You produced a fake smile as you put on your shades.
>"Neat!" John ogled the shades before putting them on.
>Jane nodded as she put on the shades.
>She tugged her hand. "Let's go, Daddy."
>She grabbed John's hand as they went to the train station.
>You didn't spare any expense as you gave yourself and the children first-class seats.
>John cooed when seeing the coloring books on their table.
>Even Jane was impressed as she rushed to the seat and began opening the pages with the crayons provided.
>You placed their suitcases above them and took a seat.
>You were still tensed.
>You couldn't help it until the train began departing.
>"Hear this now, Anon. There are two options for our relationship. Option one is to remain united as lovers...as friends...as soulmates as we have always been. Option two is to remain united, side-by-side as I mistreat John for the bastard that he is. There is no such thing as leaving me, my dearest Anon. Do you really want to abandon our children? Do you want to feel responsible when John asks why I don't love him? I love you very much Anon. And I mean it when I say I love you...to death. I refuse to be in this world if you aren't here. So, either here or in the afterlife, there is no leaving me."
>"The choice is yours, honey."
>"No, I found the loophole in my choice," you said under your breath, remaining calm.
>Jane and John were too focused on their coloring book that they didn't notice you dripping in sweat.
>When hearing the Train driver making their final announcement, you felt a sense of calm.
>"Daddy, the train is moving!" The sound of John's voice along with the engine of the train released a swelling of emotions.
>A tear escaped from your eyes.
>You were free.
>They were finally free.
>"Room for one more?"
>Your heart sank into a bottomless pit.
>Your stomach suddenly dropped when hearing the familiar voice you tried to escape.
>"Mommy!"
>You saw your smiling wife greeting John.
>She picked him up and kissed his on the forehead.
>"John, sweetheart! Mommy missed you so!"
>"I missed you, too!" John stuck out her tongue to Jane.
>"Told you Mommy was coming!"
>Sleepy grinned as she put her suitcase above the console.
>"You know I wouldn't miss a family vacation."
>She placed John down in his seat.
>She took off her sunhat and sat beside you.
>She greeted you with a peck on the cheek.
>If you wanted to vomit, this would have been a perfect opportunity.
>"Daddy is such a romantic, adventurous type," said Sleepy.
>"Mysterious to plan this vacation out of nowhere!" She hugged you.
>"He is such an awesome wonder."

>>55214437
>The color drained on your face.
>"Yes, I am. An awesome wonder indeed!"
>"Can't expect any less from him."
>She looked at her children.
>"We should thank Daddy for this wonderful surprise!"
>"Thank you, Daddy!" They both said in unison.
>"Thank you, sweetheart!" She leaned forward to kiss you and then whispered into his ear.
>"Restroom! Now!"
>Your stomach churned.
>She remained smiling as she scooted out of her seat.
>"Excuse us, kids! Mommy and Daddy need to talk. Don't go anywhere! Don't talk to any strangers!"
>They were too focused on their coloring to notice their parents were walking to the restroom.
>Sleepy entered first, followed by you closing the door.
>Sleepy kept her smile as she pushed you to the wall. "You didn't think you were going to run away with this."
>You kept his calm composure despite fearing fear within.
>Your worries were displayed through the goosebumps on your arms.
>"No, darling! I know you are smart with this!"
>She slapped you in the face.
>"We share everything. A home, our love, bank accounts." She lowered her chin.
>"You didn't expect the bank to notify me of money withdrawals?"
>You remained quiet.
>"Isn't my love enough for you, Anon?" Sleepy gripped his chin.
>"I am doing so much to show that love. I know I am a little possessive. A little overzealous. A little clingy. But we share a home, children, one that isn't even mine, Anon. Does none of that mean anything to you?"
>She leaned closer, taking his lips with her fingers to pry open with a kiss.
>She invited his tongue to perform a dance with hers and he reluctantly submitted.
>The kiss lasted a few moments before breaking the kiss, leaving a trail of saliva.
>"I am going to assume that you needed some fresh air. A getaway from the house. It happens. We can use a break."
>She released her grip and opened the door.
>She pressed her lips to his ear.
>"If you ever try this stunt again, John will suffer, okay." She licked behind his earlobe, tasting the saltiness of his skin along with his fears.
>"And when I do that, I will tell her why he's suffering." She slid her hands onto his pants, caressing his dick.
>"What will happen to our poor little John when he finds out his real mother was a two-face whore."
>She closed the door, continuing to rub his dick as he was going erect.
>"Do you want that responsibility? Do you want that, my dear? Is it that bad to be with me?"
>Her eyes displayed seriousness.
>Through her giggles and slight moans was a serious woman
>"I need you, Anon. You won't be running away from me. Thinking of some whore being with my husband and that skank being a stepmother to my Jane?"
>She heard the moans escaping from her lover's mouth
>"You belong to me, Anon. Despite our children being accessories, they still need a father. I won't be raising them alone!"
>"Why are you this confusing," you managed to say as you felt your juices leaking through your boxers
>"Because I love you," she answered. "Because you are the only reason I have feelings, emotions."
>She kneeled to the ground, unzipping your pants
>She inhaled the fresh musk on adulthood as she allowed your dick exposure
>"You are my everything! You are my everything."
>Your dick made entry into her moist cavern
>You grunted as you back into the sink as Sleepy was performing tricks with your throbbing member
>You closed his eyes, ridiculing yourself for the failure of protecting your children
>You felt the surge of energy going to erupt into your wife's mouth
>You climaxed releasing the tension inside of her mouth.
>Along with it was your hope, your dreams, your everything
>Freedom will always be an aberration in his mind as long as Sleepy has the key

>>55142464
>innocent
Fuck off.

>>55207504
I like the sleepkin sleepa design better than her actual model, desu.

>>55214298
>>55214352
>>55214437
>>55214506
>Yandere dominant sleepy
Good, good. If only she could read this. She would be so proud.

He reached.
https://clips.twitch.tv/GrotesquePrettyInternKippa-uNYZS_HFop8pZSgQ

>>55215321
Leaflit is such a sociopath. The next greentext story I’m writing, it’ll be about her.

>>55214671
Innocent until proven guilty.

>>55215986
That's in a court of law, not in the real world.

>>55215986
What more proof do you need than the video of him filling a 100 liter bin with products to steal?

>>55196453
this post and that pic are ironic right? right? please?

whiskey streaming https://www.twitch.tv/whiskey_project

>>55205186
>interest is still there
I just checked and the thread had 13 posts and 4 IPs before expiring, including yours so no, I wouldn't say interest is still there at all.

>>55126973
kakkoi

Bump

Watching Whiskey making her own spaceships is pretty comfy

>>55221584
>so obsessed with being a koopa anti that you go into the archives to shit on her in a thread with her name in the OP

eepy playing the piano https://www.twitch.tv/sleepy_project

>>55227088
My wife

So I just came from /k/ and some anon thought that Whiskey is a dude but she just seems to have a pretty husky voice + euro accent? Is it just schizos or is there any proof? Also sorry if I'm derailing the thread or anything, I'm just genuinely curious.

>>55220593
>>55225147
This is why she’s perfect.

>>55227328
>Whiskey says she has big tits
>Her irl friends confirm she is female
>Has a female name
>bleeds every month

>>55227328
don't worry anon vt gets that every day, when in doubt just chalk it up to them being schizos

>>55226367
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T VERIFY MY SAMEFAGGING ASTROTURFING ATTEMPTS
can you be more of a faggot, koopanigger? I can see why your oshi hates you experiments so goddamn much

>>55227416
>>55227495
Thanks anons, I thought I was going crazy. I knew it was schizoid baseless ramblings, but I just wanted to confirm that. Her voice is just deep/husky but I've talked to women with much deeper voices. I guess some anons are so detached from reality that any slightly deeper female voice sends them into schizoid rant.

>>55227622
What did koopa do to you anon? Did the voices in your head say she was doing gfe when she wasnt and you got burned?

>>55227895
Koopa only exists as a cautionary tale for other vtubers and it's a black spot on this general to be associated to that whore.
But hey, at least in this thread, you and the other remaining NTRoopa can play pretend like it's December 2020 all day long.

>>55228345
Goddamm you are platinum mad. But have a good day regardless.

>>55228729
Yes.

>>55220593
>>55227088
I try clicking on their channels and it doesn’t show up.

>>55225147
Just enough autism

>>55227724
There's all sorts of schizoid brainrot on here. Sometimes it surprises me just how retarded some people can get.

>>55230656
idk, both work for me, maybe copy paste the link in the address bar

>>55208040
Its just what I remember him saying, he might have mentioned it during his gun cleaning stream yesterday or embroidery stream.

Koopa love!

>>55227088
The pinnacle of gfe experience

>>55214298
>>55214352
>>55214437
>>55214506
I’m surprised this is getting ignored

>>55236446
tl;dr for me

sharklett streaming ace combat 3 and raided by whiskey https://www.twitch.tv/sharklettvt

>>55236446
Greentexts are great but at the same time make em too long and they are kind of not fun to read. This greentext story is a good length without getting into novel territory.

>>55206862
>/k/ommando
She's said the only tactical gear she owns is the vest from the movie Heat

>>55237055
Yandere dominant sleepy is possessive and cuckquen by Pippa

>>55237173
she's getting mindbroken by keltec design choices

>>55237173
>sharklett streaming ace combat 3
I wonder if she will be mindbroken the same way Whiskey was in the end.

>>55237710
Why would anyone want to cuckquean sleepy with Pippa of all women?

Did anyone had membership with nyaru? How was the membership stream.

Sleepy is live
https://www.youtube.com/live/0TzxUxehXvQ?feature=share

>>55239994
It was good for background noise and if you like behind the scenes peeks. She mainly worked on her agency's anniversary planning.

>>55240660
>pikmin
Again?

>>55240660
if she plays the same way she has played the other games, she will 100% it

>>55227416
Were her IRL friends that confirmed this saying this themselves and were they one of her many simps?

>>55239255
In the story, Sleepy is abusive to both you and your children

>>55214298
>>55214352
>>55214437
>>55214506
Made it one PNG, fixed some grammar, tense, and person perspective, and made it her real husband Gluhar

>>55241693
So it’s a true story?

>>55241816
10 years into the future, yeah

>>55240660
Sleepy is so rude, calling that snail a freak.

>>55240660
She's so ungrateful when chat tries to help her.

>>55243420
Chat is dumb. Her response is justified.

>>55240670
Thanks, I didn't have membership to her yet. Hopefully, I'll be getting her soon. I want to support her anyway I can.

>>55243420
This >>55244197
Make backseaters are retards. She asks for and thanks helpers when she wants it, like gun streams

>>55241810
How do I get a yandere sleepy girlfriend?

>>55227328
>some anon thought that Whiskey is a dude
It's not an anon, it's a schizo who goes mental whenever someone post one image of Sleepy, Whiskey, Pippa, etc. Ignore him. He's been derailing the last few /ak/ threads with his bullshit

nyaru playing battlebit
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu

has any of our chuubas played mgs, besides koopa? i would like to see them go down the rabbit hole

>>55247664
Can’t wait for her chat to run the train on her.

tomboy horse playing metal wolf chaos in ~30 mins

>>55247884
america overload

>>55196453
Listen here son. That thing won two world wars

rate the shark stream

>>55249176
Ace combat is a game I will never understand how it got popular. But the shark did okay

>>55249176
loves guns can't have them... pain

You guys ready for SOME COOL AMAZINGLY PATRIOTIC AMERICAN STUFF!
https://youtu.be/x3684z9nTyU

>>55247664
I just started watching her, why is she talking about Sovereign Citizens?

>>55249588
Freedom was dead in America

Holy fuck is Tomoe not good at vidya.

>>55250553
It’s the first time she’s played something in a week. Give her a break.

>>55250904
>Skipping dialogue
>Ignoring cutscenes
>Ran out of batteries for her controller
Bros...

>>55251120
>>Skipping dialogue
>>Ignoring cutscenes
>>Ran out of batteries for her controller
She posts on /v/

>>55247664
She should play Roblox next. She keeps talking about it.

>tumblr era
Nyaru?

>>55249588
She keeps killing civilians

>>55252097
She really does work for the government!

It’s like Waco all over again. Tomoe what are you doing.

I wish I could clip on Nyaru's channel. Her deaths are really funny

>Tomoe sees that anon is failing to make any new friends on the first week of the Yellow Phase
>Even the squad he joins just ignores him whenever he decides to talk with them
>Decides to be a good fellow recruit and spend time with him in the hopes of cheering him up from his loneliness
>The day started pretty normal
>Recruits were going to their Physical Training classes
>Others trained in their first aid while others went to the army programs
>Tomoe found Anon sitting on his bed in the barracks, listening to music and reading a comic.
>He started to mutter the song to himself, still not knowing he was no longer alone.
>Tomoe giggled at him as she got on her smartphone and texted anon.
>Tome: Hey anon you need to start paying more attention to your surroundings
>Anon: Tomoe? What?
>Anon started looking around and removed his headphones.
>"Hey Tomoe when did you get here?" Anon said as he put his comic away.
>Tomoe couldn't help but smile and started hugging Anon in a tight grip.
>The younger man groaned in slight pain.
>Tomoe kissed Anon on the cheek and smiled.
>"What's wrong, can't handle a simple bear hug from your best friend? c'mon, I know you're tougher than that." Tomoe chuckled and let go of anon.
>Anon took a deep breath and glared at Tomoe with a death stare.
>"Dammit Tomoe you don't need to crush me every time we see each other. It's not like we live far apart from each other" Anon flicked his older friend's nose in retaliation.
>"But I'm so happy to see you, what's wrong with that?" Tomoe held down Anon's arm and got on top of him.
>"And besides, I've seen how lonely you are here in boot camp" Her grip got tighter around Anon's arms, making the younger man wince in pain.
>"T-tomoe stop! That hurts." Anon struggled under Tomoe's grip but to no avail.
>Tomoe let go and frowned. "I'm sorry, I don't know my strength."
>Tomoe got off Anon and lay next to him hugging them.
>"Forgive me?"
>Anon looked at her with a confused look. "Y-yeah sure. Just be careful next time."
>He rubbed his arms and sighed. "Tomoe, do you know what Stacie likes to do?"
>Tomoe was taken aback. "Why would you need to know what she likes?"
>Anon blinked and stared again in confusion. "Well! We happen to meet each other in the church last Sunday and decided to hang out later " Anon smiled hoping Tomoe knew anything about what Stacy liked.
>Tomoe, didn't know what to think for a few seconds before chuckling and shaking her head. "Anon, you need to watch out for those types of people."
>She turned to anon smiling wide.
>The younger man was confused. "What do you mean watch out? She seemed friendly enough."
>Tomoe couldn't help but smile at her friend's innocence and she looked at Anon and spoke in a sterner voice. "Anon, Stacy likes to go down on other recruits and is trying to use you. I know because I overheard her last week during lunch."
>Anon blushed and looked away, his face beaming like the brake lights on a car.
>"O-oh my ummm well, I don't think I should meet her after all."
>Tomoe nodded and smirked. "Good Anon because you're mine."
>Anon shot a look at Tomoe that said 'What the fuck'. "W-what what do you mean yours?"
>"Oh I mean you're my friend and I don't want you getting into someone who just plans to use you" Tomoe rubbed her head and got off the bunk, walking back towards the door.
>"No that's so not what you meant Tomoe? Tomoe!" Anon yelled.
>The older girl turned around and one of her eyes was full of stars, the other red, white and blue.
>"Listen Anon, you're my friend I will not let anyone hurt you." She clenched her fists.
>"So you're not going to meet anyone okay."
>"B-but Tomoe that's not" He was cut off by Tomoe covering his mouth.
>Anon looked into Tomoe's eyes, they were dead.
>Tears formed in Anon's eyes as Tomoe let go of him.
>"Anon what's wrong?" Tomoe asked coldly.
>Anon was crying hard now.

>>55254884
>He made a puddle on the floor beneath him, as tears fell.
>"Dammit Anon what's wrong? Did I hurt you on accident?" Tomoe asked again her eyes returning to her normal Amber brown.
>Anon sniffed and wiped his face.
>"Why are you so angry at me? Why can't I make any new friends?" Anon shot back at Tomoe.
>Tomoe balled her fist.
>"You want to know the truth, Anon? Because I love you and I don't want to see you hurt by strangers who don't appreciate you. You're my friend and I know what's best for you." Tomoe held Anon close.
>Their lips nearly touching. "You don't need anyone else but me. We've been together since we were children, and I want us to be together now. So, no hanging with other people, okay?" Tomoe gritted her teeth, her irises going back, she squeezed Anon's arm causing Anon to gasp.
>"T-tomoe please stop!" Anon shouted and pleaded with his friend to stop.
>"Tell me what I want then." She tightened her grip, and Anon struggled, and tried to wriggle away.
>"Tell me Anon, if you love me tell me!"
>Anon could no longer take the pain.
>His arm was hurting and blood was stopped causing her hand to become numb.
>"Okay, okay. Fine, I won't hang out with anyone but you, Tomoe! Ow OW!" He whined and yipped.
>"I'll stay here in the dorm!" Tomoe smiled and let go of his arm and then kissed his lips.
>Anon gasped and closed his eyes as tears fell.
>"Mmmm good girl. Hehe love ya bro." Tomoe calmed down and hugged Anon, closing her eyes,
>Anon stood there, his cheeks still wet, his eyes wide and his mind blank.
>He stood still for a few minutes not thinking.
>Then finally broke the silence. "T-tomoe?" He said quietly.
>Tomoe said nothing but kept on holding on to anon tightly.
>"Yes Anon?" She finally said, still holding her lover close.
>Anon sighed and looked up at her. "I'm sorry. I should have listened to you earlier, but please don't hurt me anymore."
> Tomoe patted Anon on the back.
>"I only hurt you when you disobey me."
>Anon nodded and looked away.
>"Anon."
>The red-haired turned and looked Tomoe in the eyes.
>"I love you and I want what's best for you." Tomoe leaned forward and kissed him on the lips.
>Anon just stood still not moving nor resisting. Tomoe broke the kiss and patted Anon on the head.
>"Anon you need to work on your kissing ok."
>Anon nodded, causing Tomoe to frown.
>"Say something when I'm speaking to you."
>Anon looked down, twiddling his thumbs he spoke almost in a whisper.
>"Y-yes Tomoe I'll work on it, promise."
>Tomoe smirked and began to walk towards Anon's bed.
>"Good, now why don't we take a nap, like we used to when we were kids? Oh and if I hear or see you talking to anyone else, it won't be pretty." Tomoe held Anon's hand and closed her eyes.

The sleepy greentext inspired me to do this, I was planning on doing a Nyaru greentext, but I didn't know much about her,

>>55254884
>>55255008
Femcel Tomoe.

>Nyaru is not the FPS quee. She touted herself as
>Tomoe is a total zoomer in Metalwolf chaos XD
Is it over?

>>55256245
>he fell for f*male lies

>>55256245
>Sleepy is still playing pikim 4 after 4 hours
My love for her allowed me to watch her, but the game is so fucking boring.

>>55256715
She wished me a good flight so it’s not that bad.

>>55256245
>Nyaru is not the FPS quee
She's getting better, she's getting more kills

>>55256715
Sleepy cares about us working class

Rate Sleepy's Pikmin stream. Is she a good boss to the Pikmin?

>>55258434
She should stream more when she’s tired. Her unfiltered mind is such a gold mine. Also she’s a brutal boss to the pikmin. She does not care about their lives in the slightest.

Rate the most patriotic stream Tomoe has made yet.

Can anyone confirm if Tomoe is friends with any of the idol girls? She always raids them. First Yuko, now Juna.

>>55258688
It was just like Waco, lots of civilians deaths with zero remorse.

>>55258859
I think just Juna, I've seen Juna playing the gacha with the tip apples before and Juna raids her a fair bit.

>>55256245
>>Nyaru is not the FPS quee. She touted herself as
She just killed another enemy, what more do you want?

>>55259403
Thanks for answering. I wonder when they’ll do a collab.

>>55257891
always has

>>55258681
i agree, but its not healthy. id rather her be healthy and stream more than fewer, unhinged streams and being unhappy

>>55261870
Whenever idolEN considers it advantageous to allow I guess. I'd think it's way easier for indies to work with indies vs indies working with a corpo not named Phase Connect.

>>55263118
Phase connect does love its collabs.

>>55263118
I hope sleepy and Tomoe do a collab together.

gacha streaming now https://www.twitch.tv/gachaguns

>>55267620
>New guns
He has to run out right.

>>55265989
I'd agree, they could probably work off each other pretty well.

>>55126973
>ᗐAtropaEverwoodᗐ
You guys think she does the same thing as Lumi and start cataloging her chatters like some sort of serial killer.

>>55270229
What the fuck is this? Some sort of serial killer kill list?

>>55268782
Oh I hope they decide to do one soon.

How was the Nyaru battle it stream? I couldn’t watch it.

>>55254884
>>55255008
>TFW no tomboy yandere friend
Why did god punish us for not giving us a Tomoe in our childhood?

>>55273510
What I would give to suckle on those horse milkers.

>>55273510
HOT DAMN

>>55273510
She looks ready to manhandle us

>>55267620
>>55268429
I need to ask him how he keeps those guns with him. He should not have that much space.

>>55273510
>You know realize that her parents want her to be breed to give them grandchildren
Will you be her stallion and give her a foal, /tactical/.

>>55272874
>How was the Nyaru battle it stream?
She's improving, she's getting more kills now. All she needs to do is say the gamer word and she's set.

>>55273510
>Obvious psyop
Fuck off

>>55277512
How is she a psyops?

>>55277512
She’s not an army recruiter.

Someone please save Atropa.

>>55280563
>Smokes
BLEH!

>>55280563
I'd save her if you know what I mean...

>>55280623
She wants companionship, anon. Be the eve for her

>>55267620
Got a good clip of him

>>55280563
Bro, I want to save her.

>>55283503
nice, shows the kind of content and talk of the stream, good for showing people when they ask about him

>>55284026
Yeah, I'm new to the whole soundpost thing, so it take a bit to make them. Going to do everyone one the OP list eventually. What's fucking me over is trying to have the webm less than 4mn

Second Gacha sounpost

>>55286830
Keep up the good work. Shame no one clip the part about leaf watching the black guy getting beaten.

>>55288100
Thanks. I'll be doing one more. About Nyaru.

The Nyaru clip. Hope you guys enjoy. Filename is just the clip name I took from twitch.

>>55290526
She should play more tarkov and thanks.

Someone needs to fuck sleepy right now. Her twitter posts are exuding female pheromones.

>>55291035
I’ll be the one.

>>55291035
Eepy

>>55290840
No problem

New thread
>>55295872