/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

my wife

>>55094870
God I hope so

damn irys sounds cuter than usual tonight

>Two threads
That's rare

I love IRyS!

>>55094966
That's what happens when the usual baker takes too long

>>55094966
This thread baker too long

>>55094988
The fat cheeb poster needs to calm down

>>55094904
I sez back to your cage, you tubby lil shit.

sexRyS

>>55095045

>>55095074

>>55094934
the sleep -> cute pipeline is real

>AIRyS
No. The memories...

Mister sister fister getting some practice.

her mind is truly a mystery

uno!

>>55094966
>still use the newer thread
PonCrats....No I didn't bake the other thread

>>55095639
I''m in both threads. I'm surprised the other hasn't been pruned yet. At least it's one less bait thread on the catalog.

I'm thinking angry sex with Irys

Am I not supposed to hate Catherine

>>55095702
Jannies don't care about dupe generals

>>55095639
Someone had to tell the fat fuck to get back in its box.

>>55095702
True!

>>55095732
They do sometimes. I've seen them get pruned before.

>>55095726
I think she unironically has autism

>>55095719
I'm thinking incredibly patient, one step at a time sex with DumbRyS.

>>55095732
Like all the moderation on this website, it depends on who's on shift.

>>55095893

>>55095769
It's rare, I'm more willing to bet it'll get archived if people don't bump it for some retarded reason since that's happened before

>get changed
hot

She has to go...?

>I have to go to....
>I have to sh...
>I have to go and... get dressed
What is she hiding?

that is probably one of the worst fucking ways to sudoku

>>55096128
She's naked

>>55096099
>>55096128
Meds

>>55096128
She has to poop, anon. Take a dump. Does she really need to say it out loud?

this thread finally getting brainwashed by the cuckschizo

>>55096149
There's a reason deep sea divers carry guns

>>55096165
Imagine the smell

>>55096275
クンカクンカ~!

>>55096239
>>55096128
>>55096099
idols only piss, no poop

>>55096239
Yeah

>>55096128
>>55096239
>I have to shit
Actually makes sense

Part 3 means more IRyS

>>55096458
Large if correct

jezz

It's good that she's enjoying the game but this is just a snoozefest to watch.

>>55096730
I'm just enjoying being with her. This is fun.

>>55096730
I like it

>>55096128
i already showed you multiple times do your reps schizo

funny how she is the only one with a "meeting" during the night

>>55097164
Funny how it's like the fifth time and no one bites.

>>55097103

smort

>"It's a good place to call it"
>Continue playing
I love you IRyS

>>55097325
too big

>>55097325
too small

>>55097356
You didn't really expect...

>>55097356
she likes this game
i like this game
etc etc

>>55097356
She loves us(me)

>>55097325
It's a rare thing for an artist to have sameface and samebody syndrome for all their art but Handplug has it in spades

>>55097325
Too misspelled thick

>>55097325
That's not tofu, that's jello

I like that she likes Sci fi

>>55097325
Too draped in Cheebs

>Still tried to believe she could read the supas

Where is she going?
provide me with your best nonsense rrats

Wow she actually is smarter than simon. Surprising

jesus, this bgm reminds me of digimon world 3

she really invested in this game so cute

>>55097598
date

>>55097598
There's a special sunset party at the they pretend to be your friend cafe and she's meeting a bunch of JPs there (but no ENs).

MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE MEETING HATE

I'M NOT ALONE

>>55097598
She has a mandatory in-person meeting she'll be attending.
That's my best rrat.

>>55097670
yea with me

>>55097598
Flare's house.

>>55097598
A meeting.

Is IRyS gonna cry or cheer when catherine dies?

>>55097598
She's taking a couple of dogs for a walk (to her bedroom).

Blade Runner watchalong when?

>>55097816
BAU BAURyS

scrubbing her bare chest...

>>55097816
Don't lewd my wives, please

>>55097839

>>55097598
the same place she got ready to go during her birthday

COUNCILRYS GUERILLA OFFCOLLAB IN 4 HOURS

I'm kind of glad she didn't finish it because I still have a couple hours left of the part 1 VOD and finishing that before she finishes the game will be nice.

i need to clean my room...

>>55097606
she likes the game so much she is figuring it out very fast. i wish she could see the next scene today
She will be very sad

RATE THE STREAM

>>55097881
It's not lewd. That's how they talk, so exposing the wrinkles is a must.

>>55097988
Ditto, not sure if I can make it in time.

>>55097945
so she’s staying at her home?

>>55098022
https://litter.catbox.moe/7ssn4x.png

all the other girls in japan had the same meeting in the morning so strange

>loves Dead Space
>loves SOMA
ummm

>>55098017
cute scifi loving dork/10

this game setting is way too bleak

>>55098077
IRyS should play System shock

>>55098017
3:35:22/10, I do not understand.

>>55098017
cute scream/10
nothing matters

>>55098042
You have an extra day thanks to Mumei.
I'm going to clean mine too but it's still shit.

>>55098004
I'm kinda glad she stopped here if she's not finishing it. Good place for all the interesting bits and was in between places

>>55098091
that's sci-fi

>>55098017
SCI FIRyS LOVE/10

>>55098017
CATHERINE HATE/10

>>55097946
yeah, good night

>>55098121
AAAAAAACCCKKK love!

>>55098091
Well yeah it's existential horror

Imagine if IRyS got Deus Ex perms.

>>55098017
not enough IRyS

>>55098058
TY, fren. BAUBAU indeed.

>>55098116
finally a good suggestion

>>55098017
excited for part 3

>>55098017
That one jumpscare was hilarous + she's catching on.../10

>>55098219
She will

>>55098017
I want to hug scaredRyS/10
I want to fug cattyRyS/10

>>55097598
She has a drug deal negotiation with a cartel overlord and if she gets late things will get very bad. You didn't hear that from me.

>>55098047
she said "i need to get ready" by accident last time too. she is just lying again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBaOhhKa07w&t=1s&ab_channel=IRySCh.hololive-EN

>>55098047
https://youtu.be/yBaOhhKa07w?t=18631

mindbroken

>>55098017
I love IRyS/10

I'm going to bed, enjoy the schizo spammers

>neet can't fathom an adult having to do things more than once a month

>neet can't fathom having to get ready
She should just go out with her scruffy hair and dirty clothes

I'll save you the trouble of reading favelamates shitpost routine. Here's how it goes
>guys she is lying again
>guys she doesn't care anymore
>guys I am done with her
>guys I am leaving
>guys

>>55098584
those guys? all me

>>55098076
Yeah wtf, why would they all have the same mandatory meeting at the same time?

>>55098077
Loves Sci-fi

>>55098300
>>55098341
>i need to get ready
It brings me such immense joy that this is only thing you have for your cuck fantasies and I can disprove it in a second. Keep trying nigger

That was a fun stream. Guess I’ll go play some vidya. You guys can enjoy laughing at the dancing monkey though

Imagine for a moment
>Irys is your GF
>go out on a date
>look at a hot girl and she catches you
>head home
>she forces you through the door and pushes you onto the bed
>tears off your clothes and starts riding you as hard as she can while calling you a jerk

Ronaldo

>>55099019
>she forces you through the door and pushes you onto the bed
>tears off your clothes and starts riding you as hard as she can while calling you a jerk
too unrealistic

>>55099153
Adrenaline is a helluva drug

>>55099019
Her being jealous just like that moment in the CouncilRyS RPG stream always gets me hot and bothered

ART
https://twitter.com/yeonuiha/status/1686941261704667137

>>55099019
The doujin you're looking for is
[Wakamatsu] Fudan wa Amaama na Onee-san ni Kintama Karappo ni Naru made Oshioki sareru Hanashi | When an Onee-San Who Is Usually Sweet Punishes Me Until My Balls Are Dry [English] [TD]
[わかまつ] 普段は甘々なお姉さんに金玉空っぽになるまでお仕置きされる話 [英訳]

>>55099551

>>55099019
>...on her knees and gives you a turbo hummer
>you're cumming in 76 seconds
>she pulls away and ruins your orgasm
"And if I catch your eyes wandering again I'll tear off your balls, whatever those are."

>>55098801
what about when she said "i have work to do later" and went to sing with mori? she is clearly lying again

not sure if we are getting a tweet when she comes back home today

>>55100072
You mean when she popped up in mori’s birthday stream? How is that not work you inbred monkey

>>55098119
Yeah, I know, thanks Moom! That's why you're my #2
IRyS shouldn't be mad at me for having Mumei as my #2, right? It's a completely different kind of relationship. She's just a friend, like a 'little sister'. Whereas IRyS is more than a friend, like a 'little sister ;) *wink wink nudge nudge*'

>>55100365
>Mumei
>#2

>>55100365
I don't know how you could see Mumei as a sister

>>55100548
Also, older sister > younger sister

>>55100548
She just gives off that vibe where you want to protect her. Are you trying to tell me you wouldn't help her hide a body so she doesn't get in trouble?

>>55100548
For me it would be easy because my sister is also a bloodthirsty psychopath.

>>55100721
I'm so sorry.

>>55097255
Yum

>>55099019
>look at a hot girl and she catches you
Why is she mad at me for looking at her?

>>55100365
I know who you are, I bumped into you a few months ago in the city.

>>55101398
>imagine meeting another hololive fan
Fucking normie.

>>55101464
Hololive has like 5 million EN fans, statistically you should bump into at least one of them in your lifetime.
Unless you're a degenerate neet living in the middle of nowhere.

>>55101398
>>55101464
No way I am super autistic and I haven't been in an actual city in a long time!

Speaking of being autistic, does it bother anyone else how the end of a vod always cuts off a tiny bit before the actual stream cut off when live? Like, we almost always miss the very end of whatever she says when watching a vod. In this one it became "I'ma go shower, b" instead of "I'ma go shower, byee"
I'm not actually autistic. At least not officially.

>>55100751
Nah, it's cool. She generally want to stab people who aren't me now. Growing up, though... Ohh, and she's great fun to watch horror movies with.

>>55101574
5,000,000 is not a lot. Most of them are in North America too, not my shithole and even then NA has an estimated population of nearly 579 million people according to Wikipedia.
Five million is a drop in the ocean.

It’s the hikki life for me. IRyS is the only reason I would drag my ass out of the house

>>55099245
Got a timestamp?

>>55101464
it was kinda weird when i found out that my cousin is a nousagi/brrat

>>55101915
>spoiler
You know what to do anon.

>>55102001
it's a guy...

>>55102018
I meant kill him, what did you think I was implying?

>>55102037
He thought you were telling him to mating press the shit out of his bussy.
Don't do that.

Anybody watch the new cut of IRyS’ performances in CtW yet? How was it?

>>55102064
Watching/recording it right now
It's still a little funny hearing the crowd chanting for Mori just for IRyS to appear and say they were probably waiting for her

>>55102107
Did they fix her mouth or is it just better camerawork?

>>55102318
Just better camerawork, significantly less cuts to the crowd with a few different angles thrown in here and there, gonna record the old version of the vod and watch them at the same time for comparison

>>55101751
Skill issue, I always bump into them
>Most of them are in North America too
Of course, just move here bro.

i am placing my bet. Either 4 am tweet or nothing for tonight for obvious reasons

>>55102366
A scientist. Good for you.

Is there a new archive of CTW?

>>55102401
>Of course, just move here bro.
Why would I move from shithole to another?

>>55102446
So we can hang and eat fried chicken while watching IRyS, bro.

>>55102415
they added a cut with improved camera work to the current VOD and extended the deadline for like a week, the new one is the first two hours

>>55102064
Skimmed at it since I'm at work. Looked like they replaced a large amount of low-angle shots. Had a lot more shots from the waist up. But thighRyS was still there and I feel that it's still an improvement. I'll wait for this anon's comparison still >>55102366

How the fuck the other thread still up

>>55102809
IRyStocrats are the most powerful race in the world.

https://youtu.be/zn6X6GkdLCk?t=12726
https://youtu.be/zn6X6GkdLCk?t=12726
https://youtu.be/zn6X6GkdLCk?t=12726
>that extremely annoyed tongue click
muh dik

>>55102809
Jannies don't care and people keep bumping it

>>55102809
The same reason why the favelacuck is still posting

>>55102855
That's very hot.

Was she eating something in the secret ending?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn6X6GkdLCk&t=12832s

You would think more people would catch on that the moderation literally only cares about defending whores like shiori. They're literally trannies.

>>55103124
Sounded like either a throat lozenge or ice

>>55103124
she's biting on the lozenge that she eats every hour

>>55103124
>>55103158
It was cock

>>55103248
Yeah, mine.

>>55103248
Mine

>>55103210
That lozenge? My cock.

>>55103248
Yeah, theirs.

>>55103248
That cock? My chicken.
(I bought her a McChicken sandwich)

>>55096239
It actually make sense, her heartrate was increasing all of the sudden few times

>>55103288
For me, it's the McDonalds Quarter Pounder meal with a refreshing Large Coca Cola drink. Only available at your local McDonalds!

>>55103248
That cock? Mine.

>>55103294
>>55096239
Endurance stream where she drinks litres of water, when?

>>55099153
Yeah she's way too weak to do that

>>55103343
What's going on here?

>>55103432
Just giving IRyS a massage of course.

>>55103432
Don't worry i got you bro

>>55103607

どんな時だって
たった一人で

>>55103607
Me on the bottom left and the bottom right

>>55103607
e

>>55103607
Anon this is a Christian website!

>>55103152
I barely go out of this thread and even I noticed how apparent it was

>55103152
>55103939
>step outside of thread Shiori anti threads
>step inside of thread Shiori anti comments

>>55104111
She gets what she fucking deserves

>>55104111
It's half-amusing, half-pathetic seeing them bitch and moan in an unrelated split

>>55104111
>not ignoring completely
retarded newRyStocrat

>>55104241
Naa man, I really want to make them seethe. I hope IRyS continues to get railed by Shiori everytime the two stream.
Also, while I am at it, Shiori has not done anything yet which will constitute her as "bad"
Besides, we all know who this "certain fandom" is anyways who seethes when we mention a particular Fandom which is not theirs

>>55104438
>wants IRyS to get railed by another woman

Hmm, interesting

>>55104438
Why do I feel cucked even though this is a completely normal statement

>new IP
Oy vey!

>>55104540
>normal statement

Looks like we triggered the whore defense squad

>>55104619
She ain't your Mori deadbeat

Shiori boosts IRyS's viewership so i bear no grudge against her

>>55104665
Not even a deadbeat but she is infinite times better than Shiori. Atleast Mori didn't tell people to fuck off during her debut stream
>>55104680
>fag will whore his oshi for numbers
Yeah, kys

>>55104665
Yeah, she is worse

>>55103642
EN KH perms when?

>>55105029
Never

UteRyS

Guys, please bring back your schizo. He is coming to our thread and is desperately trying to get us have a war with IRyS. He is annoying as shit. Kindly take him back

airisu rabu

if you went to one of those meet n greets where you get to video call with a vtuber for a bit and IRyS seriously told you to kill yourself, wouold you do it/would she still be your oshi

>>55106141
I would if said “ehe~” at the end

>>55106141
I don't think she would actually do that. If she did I would not do it, but I may consider finding a new oshi for at least several moments.

Alright, got the time to compare these. The changes are pretty minor. They really just reduced audience or far-way shots like picrel when she sings the chorus (left is updated)

>>55106669
Great. I’ll check it out when I get the chance. Can’t wait to get blown away by her CoD performance all over again

>>55106669
I got a video of the old and new CoD performances side by side and it's the same there pretty much, the wide shots are a bit shorter on average on the new version with some being removed entirely

>>55106141
I'd say "Let's do it together"

>>55106669
>>55106802
To be fair, IRyS had basically the best camerawork of anyone. I'll bet other performances are significantly improved.

>>55108245

hey

>>55108356
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na FAT CHEEBS

airisu

>>55105174
Lol

https://litter.catbox.moe/im6zuc.mp4

>>55113023
SEX

>>55113023
fatassrys my beloved

IRyS is so based, bros...

>>55106141
I would be like "IRyS Shh! your Managers are going to hear you!, you will get fired! Dont ruin a good thing!"

Shes obviously going through something.

>Ok guys, I hate to do this, but today I am... the schizo because I have been curious since I watched the recent stream.
>She made up a scenario where the girlfriend gets shown a prize and is upset because she has to praise him for some reward she cares nothing about.
>D...do you think she resents having to praise us when its about something she cares nothing about? like a birthday? or an achievement at work?

>>55114365
god I sure hope so, it would be very validating if she secretly hates those superchat fags as much as I do even though I'm one of them

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>55113023
Need more

>>55114365
geez, I wonder what kind of stuffs she was given as presents recently that she has to address at some point else they won't shut up about. Nope, can't think of anything

what the fuck are you guys talking about

>>55114989
Schizo posting, best to ignore it

On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being well-behaved and 10 being bratty nephilim, how badly does IRyS need correction?

>>55114693
holy shit this looks fucking amazing

I was sick lastnight so I couldn't catch it live, How late was she actually?

>>55115581
Just look at the vod.

>>55115581
The stream was supposed to start at 03:00 AM (UTC).

>>55115741
ah this is an accurate gauge!

Our sweet Nephalim must have been so warm and comfy snuggled up in soft cozy blankets. many in chat were chanting something along the lines let her sleep! and as a sleep enthusiast myself I agreed.

>>55115741
Luckily Ane-rys had her covered and acted as an alarm.

I wonder if Anerys is one of us? an Irystocrate?

>rys

>>55116223
I am the only IRyStocrate

>>55116310
i bet you're full of her birthday merch. hurry up and get on the next boat to NA you lazy bitch i want my mousepad

>>55113023
s e x

>>55116414
I have Merch sat in a warehouse/distribution centre in Coventry, since July 26th doing fuck knows what.
I hate Parcelforce. Japan did their part, it cleared customs and now it's just stuck for some reason.

>>55114365
I'm sure there are things she just plain gives no fucks about, but I feel like she genuinely does enjoy celebrating birthdays and singing the goofy little song. At least I hope so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmYPTpmIXjY&pp=ygUNaXJ5cyB0cmVhc3VyZQ%3D%3D

IRyS butthole

Not that it makes a difference because it'll never happen, but I worry that if I ever fell backwards into a relationship with IRyS that it wouldn't stand the test of time because, while I love her and enjoy the hell out of her streams, I feel that her dummy nature would take effect and either we'd run out of stuff to talk about, I'd kill myself through the sheer power of facepalms or she'd just get sick of me for going on about stuff that isn't BL manga or Splatoon. Anyone else have similar thoughts?

(I'd enjoy the hell out of dinner dates and watching her devour dead animals while it lasted, though. I love CarnivoRyS.)

Its been a good summer

>>55117351
Sometimes I wish I was mute so I didn't have to talk to women in relationships

>>55102408
Guess I was correct once again
That "meeting" took the whole night

>>55117351
IRyS is like the perfect first love. She's the girl you would reminisce about when you think back on your younger years.
You appreciate the good times you had together, and will always have a special place in your heart for her. But then you hear the front door open and your beautiful wife Fauna walks in with your daughter Gura both excited and happy to see you...

... followed closely by 'Auntie' IRyS as she trips over the entryway while she's carrying a big ice cream cake. She lets out a cute yelp but manages to catch herself and Fauna rushes to help her while Gura giggles. You realize how lucky you are to have such a good life, to not only have such a great wife and daughter, but to still be on good terms with your ex-girlfriend best friend, IRyS.

Nerissa is the lewdest EN to come into being. Will a collab with IWyS have a positive effect on her own openness and maybe make her curse just a bit more often?

>>55119385
Meds, now

>>55119483
if mori didnt make her curse what's nerissa going to do

>>55119483
IRyS already swears plenty when collabing with members like Kronii, if she ever finds herself in a collab with Nerissa (lol) she might swear but it won't bleed into her solo streams.

>>55119696
>Kronii
damn that whore is truly a bad influence. hope Advent can keep IRyS away from those whores

>randomly bring up Advent member for not reason at all
>make comparison to another holo
>shit on said holo
is this the new bait pattern?

>>55119696
Good, it doesn't suit IRyS. It suits Nerissa because she's a filthy slu- soprano

>>55119948
Unironically yes

>>55119948
Shitting on Kronii of all people too. He knows Kronies sometimes vacate /here/

>>55120314
since when is shitting on homowhores a problem?

>>55120427
NOOOOO

>>55120380
Because it's nothing to do with IRyS.
Go do that in /∞/

>>55120427
Post the sound webm.

>>55120745
She could NOT drink all of that

>>55120708

>>55120314
We always shit on Kronii, there's never not been a thing newfag

>>55120942
Shit on her when it's relevant, yes. I've devolved to not giving a fuck.

>>55121033
Where is your farm exactly?

>>55121126

>>55121817
No..

>>55122173
Impossible...

>>55122173
Fujimi no Cheebimoto...

>>55120826
Do you know what happens to people who question the depths of Cheebs's gfluttony?
She eats them.

>>55122513
FauRyS schizo...

>>55120847
Is this the sound of imminent idol meeting?

>>55123422
Her hair is being blown back by me farting in her face

>>55123422
smoochable forehead