/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pippa when I one up her plushie collection

I love Shiina!

>>55046797
post your plushie collection then

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

I get it's summer, and she wants to get out and do things, but UUUUUUUUUUU WHY ARE YOU LEAVING AGAIN SO SOON LUUUUUUMI AHHHHHHGHGGHGHGHH!!!!

>>55046797
Why do all your plushies have holes in the crotch?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Day 1 of no Lumi

>>55046935

>>55047001
I would lick that bench clean when she leaves

Pippa LOVE

>>55047134
Thank you, i must've really been out of it last night to not hear it clearly

>>55046697
so panko is graduating

>>55047017
Im not going to make it

>>55047134
The funny thing is they are all the same person

I love Tenma. I will always love Tenma. I love her so much, I could die just by thinking too much about her. But I will not die. I need to marry her. I need to have kids with her. Beautiful, healthy kids. I will love Tenma for eternity. And one day, I promise, I will marry her. No matter what. Just wait for me, Tenma. Because I can bring her happiness. Because I believe, that by being with her, she is going to be happy. And will be happy too. I love Tenma.

And now, question. How do I increase my chances of getting her? I'm already training. What else I can do?

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>>55047193
She found a better way to make money.

I'm getting worried that the Gumis might be going crazy

>>55047307
Crazy?

>>55047415
>i wont ever make these public because my dirty language
but it's cute

>>55047407

>>55047307
I'm already there bro

>>55047415
She's talking to me!

Iori's birthday is on 21st of August. Mark your calenders.

>>55047307
I'm going to have to start correcting people with smug Looms to stay sane

>>55047473
I dont get this image, peasant, i order you to fess up to your HoloMaster about the meaning of this image.

>>55047554
I thought she said 26th

Fuck. Last time, day 6 of Lumi's vacation was unbearable. Maybe 2 weeks will be enough to beat the dependency.

>>55047307
It's the deal.
She streams 37-50 hours a week and in return takes between 10 and 14 days off per quarter.

Shiina's gonna be playing OG Doom in a few minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWswnPCSdvM

>>55047711
literally a job with days off for her

>>55047307
they'll be fine, it's all part of the game to make lumi feel bad about leaving so she streams more to make up for it when she gets back

>>55047657
I can't go cold turkey, I need me some looms

Deerotic heard Kirsche talk about penis in a videogame and that got her attention

>>55046313
I know this is bait but I must reply. Thank you for giving me motivation on dropping my addiction. Although I already have had plenty of it, because not smoking would mean that I could spend more time with Tenma. Still. Anyhow, smoking 20 cigs a day is pretty much impossible on the start. I have been smoking for almost 2 years and still don't go above 12 cigs a day. And cancer... well, bullshit. I still have, well, not good, but good enough health. It's going to be better once I drop it. And that will happen in about a month, once my tobacco runs out. I will make it happen. For Tenma.

>>55047711
Wait does she actually stream like it's a full time job

>>55047453
>raids kirshe
>talks about flaming dick in video games
this will shellshock the deer

>>55047631
Her wiki says 21st.

https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Hakushika_Iori

>>55047803
Good job anon, if you're getting healthy dropping cigs is the biggest jump in health you can make.

>>55047753
I love doom!
Shame about the host

>>55047802
>>55047764
Yep p. much.
(And part of the deal on her end is that she invariably starts to think about graduating and killing herself somewhere around day 5)

She’s really gone
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi/status/1686857807080153088

I love this Panda

>>55048023
bye lumi

>>55047969
Thank you.

panko is coming back tomorrow

>>55048206
you're gonna jinx it

>>55048206
Is she out of N-word jail?

>>55048023
FINALLY

>>55048023
I'm happy she's touching grass, but god I miss her.

Lumi is going to come back with a graduation announcement because she will have a real job.

>>55048363
Did you get bored posting about Panko getting terminated?

I like Lia! only Lia! always Lia!!!

Pipkiss

>>55048420
I hope Lia had fun on her birthday.

Panko is never coming back

[Nasa news] She likes Pippa's "pipipi" catchphrase, and she wants one of her own. "Nanana" is maybe not a very good catchphrase; she once used "I'll crush you!", so she'd like you to use that one when raiding other members.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biKLghX10xM

>>55048412
no, just thinking about her getting a real job after getting a masters degree.

>>55048502
if she gets a job she'll do both

>>55046775

Phase Connect will be collabing with Hololive and Nijisanji soon

Pippa strem soon!

>>55048502
watch streams

>>55048551
Nice

>>55046313
>Basing your health on the preferences and advice of someone with missing teeth and chronic sinus issues who eats fast food every day and guzzles coke.

You have only yourself to blame.

>>55048551
Lia's collab with Pomu is already confirmed, now we just need Pippa and Mori

>>55048487
I can think of one

>>55048502
What is wrong with Lumi getting a real job and streaming also?

Streaming 12 hours a day 20 times a week for 2 months has given her no growth. There is a law of diminishing returns where streaming so much is not good.

>>55048618
Lia is finally collabing with her oshi???

Gumi status?

>>55048666
yep Pomu confirmed it on stream

>>55047627
Watch more Erina

>>55048618
Please no Mori. Fauna, Watame, but no Mori please.

>>55048744
BIG HAPPENING BIG HAPPENING!

>>55048658
gumi's wont like this because it upsets them everytime they read it, but I have never watched less Lumi than I have since she started streaming os much. nothing is must see when I know she is always streaming and easily justify skipping

>>55048817
she was reading something in chat retarded cuckposter

>>55048629
I love this gif

>>55048666
>>55048551

https://files.catbox.moe/ba988n.mp4

>>55048817
Pippa and Mori are made for each other

>>55048553
So affectionate today.

>Doom is older than 95% of /vt/

>>55048881
Rosebud are you single? I would like to sbumit a boyfriend application to you.

>>55048881
TOTAL LIA VICTORY

>>55048881
>>55048939
>ai voice
lia likers are stupid

>>55048744
She is going to snuff out her current fanbase now that's she has made it big.

>>55048487
nananananananana
nananananananana
NA
SAAAAA
(na saaaaa)

This girl has me feeling things I don't want to express in words.
She's just too precious.

>>55049010
I want to feel her

>>55048964
but lias an ai so that means its real

>>55049010
I am happy for you bito

>>55048907
Suicide tends to have that effect on demographics. It's nature's way of getting rid of excess males and chances are that if you're in the target audience for vtubers you didn't make it to the point where you're as old or older than Doom.
You can't disobey nature forever.

>>55049048
Lia is a virus

>>55047134
How do so many Phase talents get away with saying the N word? What magical power do they have?

>>55048487
fucking hell she's so cute

>>55049108
*runs Norton*

>>55049122
Sometimes I wonder if being in a EN corpo is a massive debuff to Nasa and she would be better off not being in the company.

>>55048487
I love this doragon

>>55049010
She's dead bito...

>>55049200
Considering where she's from the alternative is worse.

>>55049111
Their magical power is not caring what niggers on twitter think

>>55049192

>>55048881
>finally collabing with her oshi
making her way up there
proud of her

[Shiina News] She can't give Airi a tomogachi because she is a self-centered bitch who doesn't care about anything other than herself

>Shiina's favorite of the new EN's is the loli
She really loves flat girls

>>55049338
When is Shiina going to collab with her?

>Airi is the kind of mother that would ignore her Tamagochi due to work until it dies or gets taken by CPS
The Korean birthrate is in shambles.

>>55049384
It's literally 0.7 children. You just never hear about it because unlike Japan they're perfect little zogbots.

Where is Lia

>>55049503
Thinking about all the likers who want to plap, punish, bully, and bang her mousepad.

>>55049472
Holy shit
>Japans birthrate is 1.34 per woman
>Koreas is 0.84
That's fucking insane that things got that bad

>>55048666
>>55049319
Lia's oshi is Luca.

>>55048023
go steal some gloves you stupid bitch

>>55049598
Lia's oshi is Candace Owens

>>55049200
Nasa is a country girl, if she wasn't streaming for Phase she would probably not stream at all. This at least gives her some extra money. I doubt she'd look to join a big corpo like Holo or Niji.

>>55048448
>TWO(2) KISSES
Pippa is giving us so much more than we deserve.

Lia trying to get into the granny panties live on stream

>>55049503

Watching Shiina. Said Doom 1's music slaps (true).

>>55049690

I don't want to sperg out about how great this stupid girl is but I can't help it...
One day she really will himefy the world.

>>55049382
Give it 6 months, once the hype of EN3 has decreased a bit, and Shiina has gained a few more subscribers.

Airi...

>>55048817
>cuckposter
>fucks up soundposting
as expected

>>55049690
>ur

>>55049758
I am immune from Himefication, so might as well just unhime myself.

youtube is already recommending me clips of saruei
it knows i need a new whore

>>55049382
Tomorrow, they'll be live voice acting cunny doujjins

>>55049964
Shiina is streaming, Sleepy Project is streaming, FlaVR girl is streaming... you don't need to go for whores, there are options.

the real reason panko is in trouble is because she refuses to jong with a bunch of dog eaters.

>>55050086
ehh nah

>>55050142
then suffer

>>55048817
I know the rabbit has a crush on Watame but what makes pipidiots think Watame would want to have a damn thing to do with the retard language barrier aside ?

>>55048658
I noticed that her whales donate when she simply starts and ends streams. It probably is consistent enough for her to open 12-14 streams per week to get the free money.

Pippa love~!

Just tsumo'ed a baiman off the last tile in the pile. Pippa is this truly the fate you wanted your brothers?

>>55050318
If Pippa, who is dumb, can play Jong, does that mean that anybody can also play Jong? I'm a western man, and looking at Jong, it seems like Chinese witchcraft.

>>55050091
The number of native Koreans that actually eat dogs is icredibly small and there are major protests and other political efforts to ban it.

>>55050293
>pipnigs
>think

I will never understand dense viewers who feel the need to send a superchat asking a retarded question like that one that was just sent to Shiina. Can they not read the room? Are they really lacking that much self awareness?

yo duermo en una litera,
yo abajo y arriba España!

>>55050570
you're asking a retarded question right now

>>55050487
What do you mean incredibly small. When a country has tens of millions of inhabitants, what is small? One 1 million people? One hundred thousand? One thousand?

I miss Lia uuuuuu

>>55050637
I think the word you were looking for is rhetorical

>>55050570
surprisingly, people who watch vtubers are not the most mentally adjusted

>>55050570
>Can they not read the room? Are they really lacking that much self awareness?
That's pretty standard for vtuber watchers

IM GONNA PUMP SOME KIDS INTO SHIINA'S MIDLY AUTISTIC WOMB

>>55050648
How should I know? Does it look like I'm part of their censes bureau?

>>55050648
Skimmed wikipedia, about 15% of the population consume it on a regular basis

[Shiina News] She caught the 'tism

what if panko got arrested for stealing candy and she's in some italian jail and she has to wait like six months for her next hearing and then six more months after that and fishman fires her and she never comes back? isn't there someone we can bribe to get her out?

>>55050570
Yes, they lack self awareness. In their minds, they are giving the streamer money, therefore, it is fair to ask a question, and expect a reply. I've seen fleshstreamers who say "don't send a superchat if you are going to be offended that I don't read it", however, in the Vtuber space this dynamic is different. The Vtuber is expected to interact with superchatters, only really big Vtubers (Holos) can ignore supas without being criticized for it.

>>55050909
She'll get out early since she's pregnant with my child

>>55050909
Lumi could steal her out of prison

I met someone who works with autistic people and they swear up and down I'm an autist but I refuse to get diagnosed

>>55050968
lumi's the one that put her in there

>>55050798
That's millions of people.

[shiina new] this really sucks, yea me

I heard a rumor that Lia is collabing with someone big time soon.

>>55051040
I'm aware, I'm not the anon defending the gooks

>>55050900
I want to pinch Wemi's cheeks and give her uppies. I miss her...

>>55047307
>might be

>>55050750
They'd become diaper fetishists furries and transsexual commies.

>>55050467
>If Pippa, who is dumb, can play Jong
Saying she can play jong is extremely generous, but yes anyone with 10-15 minutes to learn and a half functioning brain can play jong.

>>55051097

>>55049337
ikabara eroi ToT

>>55049956
No one is immune to the Hime.
You too shall fall.

Who is MatPat and why is Lia collabing with him?

>>55051217
I will take your advice Jong-sensei

its so fucking annoying having pippa constantly mentioning asmongold.
yes she is a fangirl but she has nothing in common with him at all except for "lol mold and missing teeth"

Asmongold uses people as much as he gains something out of it and if by any chance any bad light would be put on him because he is a friend of X he instantly throws them under the bus

she however is caring, even for people that actually do stupid shit that could hurt her. i mean there have been plenty allready and she still tries to be friends with everyone.

>>55051303
Lia's mortal enemy

>>55050909
Panko got arrested for storming the Italian senate and attempting a coup.

>>55051401
Ave, true to Panko

>>55050900
I miss her...

>Lia might have secured the biggest collab for Phase to date
>also bans the gays
What a day

>>55051342
I genuinely can't remember when she last mentioned him except as a throwaway line during the anniversary stream but I guess that's not really what this is about.

Shiina thinks the kids these days don't get beaten enough

>>55050798
>>55051040
>>55051128
Despite this being quite a large number, keep in mind the remaining 85% not in favor of such practices. In addition, please observe this graphic. As you can plainly see, the Democratic Party of Korea holds a much higher position of control than the People Power Party (responsible for deregulating and permiting dog meat industry to thrive.) Go ahead, try disputing me only if you're able.

>>55050909
>>55051401
Panko got arrested for showing Tifa in the senate?

>>55050750
I made this post

What triggered all the cuckposting in the last thread?

>>55051577
>arrested for being based
Do Italians really?

>>55051529
Based

>>55051529
she banned non gays yesterday

>>55051542
She talked about him Yesterday again anon, during the spiderkin spippa stream.

>>55051553
You never hear that opinion from people who can genuinely claim to have it together.
I.e people who aren't vtubers or vtuber watchers or zogbots.

>>55051553
[Shiina news] You can have corporal punishment and still have a good childhood

>>55051557
Forgot the graphic, please forgive my silly mistake. It seems I'm having difficulty finding it, so instead please refer to this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Assembly_(South_Korea)

Where is Lumi?!

No Pippa stream today :(

>>55051611
Was there a lot? I just remember gumis uuuuing

>>55051557
>please observe this graphic

5 Minutes until Miss Lia cuts MatPat's throat

https://youtu.be/ZaGSwRJbl6s

>>55051769
Let her rest

>>55051557
yeah yeah yeah I get it
despite being only 15% of the population...

>>55051815
>no ANIME posts in prechat
did she filter them with the UFO stream?

>>55051767
her flight went earlier as expected. she made a guerilla stream earlier instead with genshin & karaoke.

now she is gone for 2 weeks. maybe she will stream in between, she got her laptop with her

>>55051813
Why post smug Panko? Did I make a mistake?

>>55051941
You missed the graphic... dummy

>>55051769
She's still sleeping next to me

I LOVE LIA

>>55051992
Yes, it somehow did not save correctly. Even better though is that I provided a link so that you may see it for yourself in greater detail.

Lia time?

LIA TIME
LIA TIME
LIA TIME

https://youtu.be/ZaGSwRJbl6s
https://youtu.be/ZaGSwRJbl6s
https://youtu.be/ZaGSwRJbl6s

>>55052192
Real?!

Tonight, Lia tells MatPat to go home and get his fucking shinebox

https://youtu.be/ZaGSwRJbl6s

>>55052268
REAL!

>>55051296
It would take a girl actually being IRL to fix me.

I know nothing about FNAF except there are animatronic bears, but this will be kino

Will Lia break the news tonight?

Honestly Lia should spill the beans

What do I do now that Lumi’s gone?

>>55052492
Go outside

>>55051767
Gone bro... she's gone.

I still don't know what otsu means

>>55052492
watch your backup oshi (I have two)

>>55052613
Almost like there's a search engine that can help you with that

>>55052627
Whore

[News] Lia mousepad is over delivering and already sold more than they thought

>>55052378
You aren't a true Lia liker then

Lia buttpad selling like hotcakes

>>55052710

Lia was able to drop the coffee, why can't Pippa drop the soda?

>>55052726
anon he's fresh!

Get him Lia

>>55052492
>>55051767
>wanting Lumi
Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag! !
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

>>55052710
>>55052755
Did Fishman finally check what the mousepad actually looks like after leaving the plane?

Lia's new chat box segregates green and grey names kek

>>55052710
No shit, lewd sales.

I just hope this doesn't stir waters with the rest of PC.

>>55052613
it means otsukare

Is it just me or Shiina is cuter today?

My boss called me into the Office today and now I missed Lumi's last ever stream, bros....

>>55052868
>I just hope this doesn't stir waters with the rest of PC.
Dude this will absolutely unleash Wemi. She won't take being one-upped likes this laying down.

>>55052689
they are both phase girls so its not cheating

>Lia thinking she knows more about this jabronie MatPat
>she hadn't even read the lore books
likers....

>>55052577
I can feel it building...the urge to UUUUU is intensifying to the point where I may not be able to contain it.

>>55052955
>their sisters so it's not cheating
Disgusting.

>>55052847
Probably. The Phase Connect twitter account eventually made a tweet about the bundle.

>>55053081
>their

>>55053081
They're sisterwives, inshallah

>Lia is about to explain how the time travel ballpit is the key to fnaf's story

>>55053081
>their
I'm killing myself right now.

Is MatPat a Phase Enemy?

>>55052613
"Otsu" (お疲れさま) in Japanese is an expression used to convey "thank you for your hard work" or "well done" after someone has completed a task or finished working. It is a common phrase used in workplaces, schools, and various settings to acknowledge someone's efforts and show appreciation for their work.
It is a polite and respectful way to recognize someone's dedication and is often used to boost morale and encourage teamwork. You might hear this phrase being used by colleagues, supervisors, or teachers to express gratitude and praise for the efforts of others.

>>55052929
>one-upped
Brother it doesn't come close to Wemi's mousepad.

>>55052613
"Otsukaresama desu" is a phrase that you say to your colleagues when you finish work, or some activity that requires effort. It means something like "good job, everybody" or "job well done".
So in Vtubing, people shorten it to Otsu-something, where something is related to the Vtuber. So, it's basically a way for the Vtuber to thank the audience, "thank you for enduring this long stream with me".

>(What’s your name?)
G-Reg
>(What’d you do?)
Get head
>(How you do it?)
Drop my drawers and let her see my third leg
>(True)

>>55053081
>their

[Lia News] MatPat is now a Phase Enemy

>>55053190
Ass + feet > just ass
Wemi needs to level up

>>55053190
i did not know that was the uncensored mousepad

>>55053081
>their

>>55048817
>i found the clip with sound
my fucking sides

>>55053193
>>55053188
>>55052898
Thanks, I'm trying to learn, but there are only so many hours in the day.

>>55053289
It was only in the fucking gacha boxes.

>>55053188
>>55053193
What about Kon

>>55052918
It's the crunch

>>55053277
>foot cut off
pls

this lia mousepad will be my first purchase. will I get it by easter?

>>55053393
it's always good to further ones knowledge.

>>55053439
Rie might have the besy 3D model, but Shiina is a close second with this one

Lia should look into PizzaGate

[Lia News] shouldn't wouldn't let our children read smut or watch violence.

>>55053436
Konnichiwa, anon.

Does Lia ever read anything normal?

>>55053185
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_jF0zO2qKxw
Yes

>>55053436
The word "kon" in Japanese (こん) is not a stand-alone word with a specific meaning. It's likely that you might have encountered it as part of a larger word or phrase.
こんにちは (Konnichiwa): This is a common Japanese greeting used to say "hello" or "good afternoon" when meeting someone during the daytime.
こんばんは (Konbanwa): This is another Japanese greeting used to say "good evening" when meeting someone during the evening or nighttime.
今日 (Kyou): This word means "today" in Japanese, and the pronunciation of "kyou" is often shortened to "kon" in informal speech.
こんな (Konna): This word means "like this" or "such" and is used to describe things that are close to the speaker or in a similar manner to what they are discussing.

[Lia News] Lumi left the dogs in the enclosed pool area

Honestly Matpat and Lia should have sex

>>55053436
Konnichi wa is good morning, konban wa is good afternoon. So Kon-something is again a phrase to greet people into the stream, "welcome to the stream".

>>55053752
MatPat likes lolis so he's cool with me.

>>55053855
Epic

>>55053855

>>55053427
yeah i remember the thread throwing a stink about it i just don't remember actually seeing the uncensored version

>>55053855

>>55052613
Sex with hotaru

>>55054019
She's 11

>>55054075
Out of 10!

>>55054075
yeah, out of 10

I propose that by the time this thread dies and a new one is made, if the issue on the stereotype of Koreans eating dog meant is not resolved, then all future threads be subject to a ban on all kinds of racisim, bigotry, stereotypes and any other form of misrepresenting and mischaractorization towards Korea as a Nation and it's people. All mentions of any kind which are intentional or not that result in harmful and misguided talk are to be quickly removed.

It hereby is my formal and humble request to the moderators and administrators of 4chan, please acknowledge my wishes.

Thank you

Jelaous woman makes me dick hard

>>55054075
/10

>>55054130

>>55053277
The Wemi one is far more powerful.

>>55054130
>meant

listening to Lia is like audio heroin IKD what is happening

>>55054242
best post in the history of /pcg/

>>55054130
>racism, bigotry, stereotypes and any other form of misrepresenting and mischaracterization
You described /pcg/ perfectly here

>>55053521
Easter 2025 ? Maybe if you add coffee to your order

who is William Afton?

>>55053190
>>55053277
This is what Lia called "doggy style", meaning showing ass but from behind.

>>55054442
purple guy, he kills children and got his soul trapped in a bnuuy suit

What is Lia?

>>55054442

>>55054499
reminder that Lia wants to fuck this guy

>>55054130
Racism is like a fever; Only the ignorant and uninformed seek to immediately suppress it without understanding its purpose!

>>55054491
Underground Idol

>>55052917
Enjoy being fired

I have no idea what Lia is talking about but I cant stop listening and am intrigued

>>55053545
Shiina commissioned this model already several months ago. She has used it many times in the past when playing older games.

>>55054253
Yes, this was noticed and I go on record now ammending it to the word I intended to use "meat."

>>55054381
Whooaaaaa there buddy. Bigotry? In MY /pcg/?

>>55054539

>>55054675
>ammending

>>55054130
Do you guys still believe in fan death

I love how Lia thinks she is a lore expert, but doesn't know anything kek

>>55054075

>>55054605
Yeah, it happens

>>55054820
Lia is a learned historian.

>I never played the games. I watched Markepliar play them tho
- Lia

>>55054920
this is known, they're too scary for her

>>55054242
>>55054253
>>55054331
>>55054381
>>55054547
>>55054700
Please consider how Airi would feel if she came here and saw the negative things being said about her ethnicity.

>>55054797
>The Korea Consumer Protection Board (KCPB), a South Korean government-funded public agency, issued a consumer safety alert in 2006 warning that "asphyxiation from electric fans and air conditioners" was among South Korea's five most common summer accidents or injuries, according to data they collected.
what the fuck

>>55054920
That's what most kids did

>>55054781
Thank yor for pointing out my mistake as I attempted to correct a mistake.

>>55054964

>>55055042
>yor

>>55054920
it do be like that. Lia is just the only one man enough to admit it.

>>55055010
It's an old Asian myth that you should not sleep with fans and ac units running. I think it's also common for the Chinese diaspora and maybe other Asians.

>>55055102
God fucking damnit what is wrong with me today? Please forgive me.

>>55054920

Honestly Pankophiles are becoming a menace. I'm tired of needing to proofread my posts three times.

>>55054920
Lia is a /v/tuber

>>55055269
Hmm. This one passes inspection.

I've heard the fnaf mpreg several times but I still don't know if it's actually real.

>>55055327

>>55055334
The animatronics literally have children inside them, anon, it is about as mpreg-coded as you can get

>>55055269
just don't fuck it up the first time then

>>55055269
I think its funny as fuck to get smug pankos every time I make a spelling error. 10/10 ritual, way better than all those other rituals that are just post and forget every thread

>>55055269
ESL moment

>>55054920
The Youtube playthroughs made her a fan, like what happens with literally every series

>>55054442
>be an engineer
>make your own family restaurant with a friend
>complete with patented springlock suit to walk around in
the springlock suits have a unique mechanism that allows them to switch between their animatronic and wearable forms. The suits contain springlocks, a series of locks and springs that hold the animatronic parts in place when the suit is in animatronic mode. This prevents the parts from moving around and allows the animatronic to perform smoothly during regular hours when the restaurant is open.
During special events or parties, employees can wear the suits to entertain the children. To do this, they must manually trigger the springlock mechanism to release the animatronic parts and create space inside the suit for the performer. The springlocks will hold the animatronic parts in place while the performer wears the suit
>entertainment corp wants you to open up restaurants around the nation with your springlock suits for everyone to use
>wake up one morning and just decide you want to kill children
>put on the springlock suit and lure them to the back where you viciously murder them then stuff their bodies in the unused springlock suits
>ghosts of these dead kids come back to haunt you
>they apparently corner you into the back room where you try to hide in a springlock suit
>but the suit was wet so when you hide inside it goes into animatronic mode essentially crushing your body
>but you lived somehow
>and then were stolen away to a haunted house some years later where the place was lit on fire in an attempt to kill you
>but you lived
>so you were then lured to a new Fazbear Pizzeria by the person you founded the first diner with
>who burns it down along with all the remaining lost souls including your children and just others you killed
>and you burn to death then go to actual canonical hell
>and live?
>because someone downloaded your consciousness
>and used you to infect a mega pizzaplex
that's my understanding anyway. There's a bunch of other shit about not the real Afton but a mimick animatronic created by his founding partner that is now mimicking Afton but that's all in the shitty books

>>55054130
be quite comfort woman

>>55054920
I mean have you seen the gameplay of that shit?

>>55055581
>be quite

>>55055560
>The suits contain springlocks, a series of locks and springs
AI generated

>>55054964
Airi is at least three of those posters

>>55055269
Pankophiles unironically produce a chilling effect in /pcg/. Posters shouldn't have to be in fear of grammar mistakes.

>>55055560
Har har har har har har har har har haaaaar

>>55055745
I genuinely don't know how to describe a sprinlock suit

What the fuck are you talking about and why the fuck are you talking about it?
Koreans?

>>55054130
Jongers can't handle the truth.

>>55055816
>sprinlock

>>55055269
Honestly, I wish I had the nip equivalent of Pankophiles, having someone dedicated enough to sit there and fix every mistake would help me learn a lot faster.

>>55054964
I love my Korean dog wife

>>55055892
I'm gonna give her puppies

>>55055581
I am neither a woman nor am I comfortable

>>55054130
That's not the worst thing Koreans consume. Look up Ttongsul

>>55055933
Don't sex Airi, she's (still) sick.

>>55054117
>>55054121
>>55054182

>>55055992
I have the panacea penis

Who is the worst girl?

>>55055269
I think its cute

what does pippa thinks of country making a comeback?
honestly, she should do a karaoke of small town

>>55055992
my injection (penis) is the cure.

>>55055892
As do I and I would be pleased to eat her pussy out

>>55056088
I like Luke Combs. Seems like a nice guy.

>>55056088
>what does pippa thinks

>>55055334
It's as real as rule 34, if somebody created it, it exists.

>>55056056
i imagine small little pankos running around the place when I see an influx of pankophiles.

>>55056088
Are these made up song titles?

>>55056219
everything on the internet is ai generated

>>55055958
Monkey shit coffee is great and you'd drink it without knowing, and even if you were in fact aware of this you'd likely still enjoy it.

>>55056219
No legit.
2 of those songs are good. The Luke Combs one is a cover of Tracy Chapman's song.

>>55055755
>Cuckposting is fine by pankoposting is a menace

>>55056308
Go back to your hive, bug person. Away! Begone!

>>55056283
Capitalism is an AI.

>>55055010
It's convenient excuse for when people an hero

>>55056088
unfortunately most modern country is a snoozefest

>>55056397
yes

I can't stop thinking about that mousepad

>>55056402
You think I'm Asain? I'm actually Spanish and Italian.

>>55056537
>Asain

>>55056537
GO BACK!

>>55056532
Lia's mousepad isn't even in the top of Phase mousepads.

>>55056579

>>55056537
>Asain

>>55056397
It was just a joke anon. In fact...
>by

>>55056537
Portuguese?

>>55056629
Already the #1 selling mousepad in phase

>>55056537
Solidarity to my black brother.