/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hey man

I'll read your fortune anons

KIARA LOVE

bijou cute

I want to hug my big sis and have her heat pat me

>>55003778
fuck u gypsy

[Koyo News] She loves Sora, Mayo and streaming

This is the KAMFI team!

Watame wants to see Anya naked!

Thoughts?

>>55003791
this but FUCK HER HARD AND GIVE HER A KID

>>55002934
found it! This is purely for archaeological purposes and not to hate on Mori. But I don't advise actually viewing any of this.

>https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1550
>https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1920
>https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1950
>https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1960
>https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=2015
>https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=2320

I do not believe in Mios hag magic

>>55003749
i only clicked on this thread because of the tits.

Holospy here:
The latest schizo tactic seems to be to pretend as a Deadbeat and then attack a random Holo, in hopes that this makes Mori look bad.

Wait.... This has been the tactic for the last 3 years!?

ARE THEY STUPID?

>>55003824
I don't know who I wish I was more.

>19:29 Calliope's movement, Miko loves it
>19:32 it's just so cool!
>20:17 I am filled with gratefulness for staff and holomem
OF FUCKING COURSE

>>55003810
I prefer Fauna, Ame, Kiara, Mori, IRyS order.

>>55003828
even better
become her child

Shiori~~~n!

Just catching up to Ame's member stream and honestly with her recent zatsus and SC readings I feel like they've only been getting better and better. Especially when she goes unhinged on BTS stuff.
I've also come to the conclusion that no matter who wears it the swimsuit designs this year are incredibly unsexy.

>>55003828
truly a Demon of Semen

Damn, ponytail Miko is dangerous

>>55003662
Yes, even Sora after Mio told her that she's a hard working girl.
These girls are quite literally crumbling under stress, to the point where a single compliment is making them cry.
But so far Roboco is by far the worst, she immediately started crying in the middle of her request.

>>55003868

>>55003857
I genuinely love how much she ruins people entertainment here. The dopamine it gives me makes me feel ALIVE

>You want to have sex, Anon? Well, okay, but NO hand holding. I'm not ready to be a mommy yet.

This is a live view of how cult leaders get women into suicide cults.
just tell them some generic shit that fits most peoples lifes and act like you have some higher connection.

>>55003778
Ok, will I have enough time to stay on top of all the streams this week?

>>55003882
homo

>>55003884
Speaking of, any idea if people have settled on the hashtag they're gonna use to post Neri NSFW?

>>55003834
nervous gura uhaha laughter i love it

>>55003864
That one was already used up for the Fauna, Ame, Kronii, Mumei, Ina offcollab.

>>55003780
LOVE & LUST

>>55003834
god she was so fucking annoying

>>55003947
is she /ourgirl/

>>55003944
Very gay, allah would not like that.

>>55003880
Shiorin is a government psyop meant to turn autism into a desirable trait. It's an international plan meant to turn NEETs into sex symbols and counteract declining birth rates in first world countries. And it's working.

>>55003882
Yeah I can't even get a boner even when I see kronii or gura in it. Horrendous design.

>>55003834
>uhahah
woah

>28:52 And this song had so much synergy with that!
>29:30 singing this song with overseas member is super emotional and their singing and dancing were so good
Awww migochi

>>55003810
I don't know anything about Unite but which Pokemon will they main?

>>55003828
Demon of Sound? More like Demon of Sex

>>55003857
Miko loves Hololive.
Also Mori's dancing is just really fun.

>>55003946
Mio's using it get them to open up about their problems and help them through it though. She's a good witch.

My god, IRyS is a giantess next to Gura

>>55003931
odd

>>55003931
nani the fuck

>>55003810
>le default IRyS

KIARA MENTION

>>55003990
This would only work if femcel NEETs actually go outside.

>>55003810
Does this mean they can stream Pokemon Unite now? I want a Kiara training arc

RBC is criing...

>>55004015

Why is Roboco crying?

Roboco...

God, I love Miko
So fucking sweet

>>55003981
Just gives you a better appreciation for how far she's come.

Stressed little robot

>>55004034
my beloved

Robosa, you better show your oshi a lot of love after this

>>55003810
>IRyS when she doesn't have her whiteness filter applied

Would you donate your sperm for Shiori to check ir under a microscope?

WARNING: she might us it lubricant when she schlicks and might get pregnant with your child

Takanashi Kiwawawife

>>55004070
Dang, that's pretty hot.
Palm tree shadows are a bit fucked proportions-wise though.

>>55004043
I read somewhere that Kaela said they don't have perms

>thought Shiori was the weakest of Advent
>she's actually the most interesting one because of her weird tangents and unique topics

Gura cute Gura cute!

ENTER ATESHI

>>55004112
Did you just wake up from a coma?

ATESHI

>>55004144
I volunteer as tribute

>>55003857
>>54905597

>>55004164
Too bad no one will ever be there to hear them.

>>55004144
She didn't use her own microscope though, you can find where she found them in the credit.

[Koyo News] She's a cat

Reading this fag's summary >>55002565
And man, I appreicate Mio but this is textbook Barnum effect

>Noel's recent past:
>Mio warns that Noel may have been fighting too hard recently, and bottling things up inside.
Could literally be anyone in Holo

>>55004190
that face is perfectly her

>>55003836
Remember the fortunes she read for C*c* and R****a?

_____THE GAME_____

Watame Anya IRyS!
Watame Anya Ina!
someday...

Please get good predictions aqwa....

>>55003857
>like an idol without borders

>>55003834
Man remember when Mori and Gura were good friends?
Shame Mori had to ruin it.

Oh whoa
Aktan

UNYANYANYA

>>55004218
Wow, you're a fucking genius, anon. Everyone else thought fortune telling was literally magic but you've solved it with your logic and intelligence.

But why does Ame hate Florida so much?

>>55004218
Who gives a shit?
It's not that serious anon, you've been obsessed with that since the start of the stream.

>>55004239
Okay, I have a unit proposal, hear me out
Watame, Anya, Kiara, Ina

>>55004311
tell that to the Holos listening and crying to this right now

Ya know, yesterday, during Shiori's stream, it really surprised me how many MDfags were posting /here/, I honestly thought most of us would be ITfags.

>>55004314
She’s a florida woman

>>55004070
Is that a scar on her toenail? That's not quite canon.

Watame Anya Bae! Bae is cool! Her song is cool!

>fuwawa says cum
>mococo says don't cum
what do?

>>55004314
>Hot
>Humid
>Australia on crack
>Full of crackheads and republicans and dominicans
What's there to like?

Lui made a noise~

>>55004278
Nah she was a blight on Moris mental health and from July onwards last year its been fantastic for Mori. Now she doesn't even know who is Gura is and she's much better off.

[Koyo News] She enjoys being shocked by the lie machine

The Gurame of Advent

>>55004314
She hates it because she's a Florida woman

>>55003834
They really should have graduated her already

>>55004330
Are you actually autistic? Talking about your worries is emotional, no supernatural powers required.

>>55004330
They are doing for the content you turbo autist. Do you take EVERYTHING they say and do on stream at face value?

>>55003749
Da wamy

>>55004218
>Mio says that if she wants, she can make it ultra specific if she wants to, and Sora says if she does that it'll be insanely serious! Mio says that it's fine, they can also do it off stream

Retard this livestream, she can't just be specific

>>55004355
Easy, you listen to the one you like more.

Have any of them mentioned pokemon unite recently? I feel like this is totally out of left field.

>>55004218
For ye, milord.

migo

>>55004368
Don't hijack my post to shitpost squirmbeat.

>>55004355
Only release cum from one testicle.

Lamy sounds

>>55004403
Shion teased it after Unite showed up on her Switch home screen.

>>55004314
Search your birthday + florida man

remember fish tank?

>>55004218
>ummm Ackshually Mio isn’t really predicting the future using a deck of cards

>>55004372
I literally have not seen Shiori interact with Bijou outside kayfabe twitter replies. And even then she barely does that.

>>55004239
That's just 3 JPs.

>>55004417
Fuck off and die Mori ignoring guras existence was the best thing to happen to Mori and you literally can't refute her life improving when Gura left her life. DIE DIE DIE

>>55003834
Ah, the nurse outfit idea stream

>>55004368
didn't even watch today's stream
embarrassing display as usual

>>55004446
Fucking child

>>55004471
How do you feel about Nerissa?

>>55004070
i think it's hotter now.

[Koyo News] She's currently turned on by having all her secrets exposed

>>55004218
ogey Battler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2Ds5OKRKg
Nabi is being racist to unicorns on stream.

>>55004218
>>55004311
>>55004462
>Mio can't predict the future
fucking retards

A - D - V - E - N - T

HoloBoomer....

It’s going to be 2057, Myths grandkids from their polyamorous orgy will be debuting As HoloMyth: Legacy and this niggas still going to be going.

>>55004528
>>55004070
WHo is this even meant to be?
Reine?

>>55004218
I mean Aqua wasn't really bottling things up inside.
Pekora is just doing whatever the hell she wants.
Kiara is just outspoken, she hardly bottles anything up inside.

So no, it doesn't apply to every Holo

>>55004558
The lyrics are ESL level bad.

>>55003834
honestly, I'm watching those timestamps and I'm trying to figure out what the fuck got people so mad, especially in light of what we know about Myth expectations and starting situation now
the expressions of gratitude are just a result of that

>>55003834
More were added later, this is the full pasta

https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1550
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1920
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1950
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=1960
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=2015
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=2320
https://youtu.be/HvUqcK9VZn8?t=3605
https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=3697
https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=4186
https://youtu.be/e2jpwFNv658?t=4630
https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=1263
https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=3296
https://youtu.be/Jm_5D7Cvwas?t=6313

>>55004412
I'll take that.

>>55004588
>Kiara is just outspoken, she hardly bottles anything up inside.
Nah, if Ame's story today is any indication, everyone in Myth is bottling on how fucked they were on debut.

Anya’s boobs should be as big as Watame’s, at the bare minimum. She’s bigger than like, half her co-workers.

>>55003857
>JP Holo talks about Mori
>"Carioppuchan was mecha kakkoi!!!!

EVERY FUCKING TIME! I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!!

>>55004616
that collab with Ina was... bad

>>55004584
are you serious?

>>55004584
Yeah its her necklace and glasses and that artist is one of her main drawers

>>55000111
Roboco's Request: How do I communicate better with others? Roboco's mic seems fine, it's more so that she's unable to contain herself 'cause she teared up over trying to help keep her team's spirits up after yesterday's Valorant matches.

>Roboco's present:
She's in a state of mind where she's really anxious, and unsure if she's able to do the things she's supposed to do. Mio reassures her that she's not in a situation where she's stuck and unable to move, like with Sora's case, the binds around Roboco are weak. Roboco is perfectly capable of handling her situation. She tells Roboco to carefully observe her surroundings, she's got clear guideposts of what to do and what to say, letting herself drown in her negativity will only lead to things getting worse.

>Roboco's recent past:
According to Mio's impression, she's always believed Roboco to be fairly carefree, but the reversed fool here makes Mio believe that something may have happened somewhat recently where Roboco's carefree nature got her in trouble. And because of that she may have lost some of her will to be how she usually is.

>Roboco's near future: Reversed Devil.
This card when reversed means that Roboco is fighting her inner demons at the moment. Mio says that Roboco may be fighting hard to decide whether or not to be herself or be what she believe she needs to be. Mio feels like that she may be forcing herself too much.

>Roboco's State of Mind: Strength, upright.
Mio explains that Roboco may be holding a part of herself back a lot because she wants to be able to be someone she thinks she should be.

>What to do about her problem:
Mio says Roboco should just be honest. She says it's fine for Roboco to be muted and just listen. Mio says that she may have been forcing herself to be more mature or serious, but that may actually just make the people around her a little put off by a sudden change. She may need to take back that carefree and bright attitude of hers. Mio does warn Roboco that regardless of being carefree or not, she should be sure to properly listen to everything someone says when she's talking with them, be it about advice or whatever.

>Roboco's Overall Fortune:
Mio says that right now is a pretty rough state right now, but she says she'll probably feel a lot better if she goes to someone whose warmth can be like... kind of a saving grace to her.

>Advice to Roboco: Reversed Hierophant.
Yeah, Roboco needs to be honest with her. If Roboco lies to herself it'll poorly affect those around of her too. Like if she tries to force herself to do something she's not used to because it's "better" (like playing a different character), those around her will pick up on that because they know her. Roboco can just be honest and say that maybe she's not good at using that character so she can't use them.

Mio says the people around her believe her to be a really capable person, who can do all sorts of things. People feel they can rely on her. Like in Valorant, they feel like they can rely on her. However, she feels that can also be a source of stress for her, so Mio reminds her to be honest about what she can't do as well and make suggestions to her teammates. Right now, Roboco is really concerned about who should be the in game leader for her Valorant team, if she should take it up, and if she's capable of it and such like that. Mio says that Roboco's tears right now are proof that she's giving it her all, and there's nobody on her team who would knock her for trying her hardest. Roboco says she had zero intentions of crying today, but she Mio's kindness caught her off guard and then she couldn't hold back her tears.

>>55003810
myth my beloved

>>55004646
well at least it wasn't fucking Mahjong

>>55004616
Always the same retarded bitch

>>55004611
Everyone knows why
It's just fucking annoying

How will Reine react to Nerissa

>>55004276
>Too bad, Gura. This twisted game needs to be reset. We'll start over from "zero" with this Jigoku6 and entrust the future to the next generation.

>>55004558
They really should’ve made their debut merch into an actual advent calendar that has buttons, stickers and other little things related to them for each day. They even had enough time to ship it out by December.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejUl-8YRkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rejUl-8YRkE
I misread Subaru's thumbnail.

>>55004646
And now Mori has more collabs with her this year than anyone. Morina superiority

>>55004685
if you find gratitude from a newbie that was lifted beyond their wildest dreams annoying then that honestly sounds like a personal problem

[Watame News]
Anya cute!

[Anya News]
Watame cute!

>>55003780
Love and adoration!

>>55003834
>>55004616
I'm glad Mori got better. I actually enjoy watching her collabs a lot.

Didja know?

[Anya News]
She's cute, isn't she?

>>55003810
FAKMI my beloved

Wait, the mystery nigga in the Indonesia summer minecraft thing was Ame?
Why did they even need to hide that from the initial reveal?

Ina had a membership stream where she played piano at some point right? I can't find it anywhere

>>55004611
Superchat etiquette took a while to settle down. I remember one big collab where Ina was hosting and getting a bunch of superchats and Kiara said "wow Ina, good thing you won't have to read all these superchats, huh?"

why is Shiori voice so cute bros

>>55004685
Retard

>>55003810
If your oshi’s not part of this it means they’re not UNITY.

>>55004660
>Roboco's State of Mind: Strength, upright.
BULLSHIT, THERE IS NO WAY

>>55004729
TW MorIna schizo bought the weakest coin and now he's sleeping on endless bags

>>55004777
you're thinking of Luna

>>5500477
So I can go AMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

>>55004729

>>55004211
No...

>>55004660

>>55004774
They probably didn't have her locked down

>>55004796
Meanwhile Calligula...

>Council's in Japan for several weeks already
>zero offcollabs
You can really tell that Council has absolutely zero unity compared to Myth huh

>>55004778
>one big collab where Ina was hosting and getting a bunch of superchats
That was not the context at all, fucking retard

>>55004629
But Kiara often told us about how fucked everything was on debut.
At least in member streams.

>>55004796
We get a dynamic out of ina not seen with anyone else it's great.

>>55004733
Yes anon I personally find it fucking annoying and others found it annoying for them personally too
Thats usually how it works

RHYTHM LAMY

>>55004722
strongest tkg? isn't that saikiyou?

>>55004037
doko?

>>55004797
No, NAAAAAAAA plays the electrone at some point Ina did stream herself playing the keyboard she bought for a stream unless I'm going schizo

main genre predictions for advent's first karaoke streams?

does anyone remember this early clip of kiara where she sees a goat in minecraft and tries to make a pun about how the word for goat in japanese is yagee which kind of sounds like yagoo but the joke doesnt land at all and she gets embarrassed and apologises it was one of my favourite clips but i cant find it

>your future smells

Chloe please you are so superstitious....

>>55004837
And she's still number 1 sc too. Lol lmao kek

As an Anya Booba enjoyer, I gotta say this is a pretty cute collab.

Would be pretty funny if Kiara's buff game choice today gets less ccv than FWMC esl zatsu

>>55004833
Nah, Ame revealed a whole new depth to it.
Like 3 managers.
And them having to buy their own iPhones.
Not knowing they can commission people.
Etc. etc.

>>55004837
then you should consider improving yourself

>>55004870
Nerissa - Harmonic Metal

FuwaMoco audition tape got leaked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3rFQwTWyRc

>>55003834
>>55004616
In the grand scheme of things this is such a minor yab for Mori, albeit annoying. Just someone completely new to the field not knowing streamer and specifically collab etiquette.
It's nothing compared to her "break the barriers, fuck my e-celebs on stream, speedrun charlie collabs before ever talking to a JP senpai" temper tantrums. Remember when people used to meme about her not knowing who Suisei is and mispronouncing her name because she NEVER mentioned her until Suisei "forced" it by singing Red?

Koyo is geting trolled hard by her zap machine.

>>55004881
>deadbeats being numberfags
Kek

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>55004870
I'll dogeza if Nerissa does an 80's songs karaoke

>>55004881
>sc cope

>>55004218
>anon is genuinely trying to fight against mysticism done by an anime girl
Anon please, it's entertainment, not a doctor consuoting

>>55004915
Remember your mom trying to abort you before you got born?

>>55004915
>yab
Kill yourself

>>55004915
damn, people memed about something factually wrong because she mentioned Suisei ages before that
how rare

>>55004934
But anon Miosha predicted Rusia yab.

[Sad News]
Foobs Valorant tonight
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1686706565431390208
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1686706565431390208
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1686706565431390208

Have the new girls actually talked about why everyone is trying to compete for the same time slot despite knowing it's counter productive to long term viewers?

>>55004877
I do remember that but that’s not early. It was sometime later. Miko later found the goat she kept and cried because it accidentally referenced her own goat that she lost.

>>55004915
Kiara had a break the bubble moment during her sc stream a couple weeks ago too. Very annoying

>>55000111
Aqua's Request: She's got a lot of worries, but right now, Aqua is wondering if her judgement is poor. She's ended up having a lot of regrets about giving up on things she feels she should've kept doing, and vice versa, regretting continuing something that didn't feel worth it in the end.

>General Fortune: The knight of swords reversed.
This card represents like, intertia, momentum, but in a bad way. Like being too hasty. Mio warns against leaving it her emotions as it'll lead to a lack of preparation. Aqua laughs because that is the exact situation she is in now.

>Aqua's Health:
Mio mentions that things can stay the course. If Aqua can keep the status quo, she'll be as fine as she's been. Her health doesn't seem like it'll run into big issues. Aqua is reassured to hear that, since she was unsure about her fortune in the second half of this year.

>Work Fortune: Upright Justice.
Mio says this card means that Aqua is capable of handling the jobs people expect her to be able to do. Because of that, she should have confidence, people around her will value her abilities. Because of that, as long as Aqua has confidence in herself and continues to do her work without getting too cocky, she'll build positive relations with those around her while doing great work.

>Aqua's Luck: The Moon, reversed.
Mio says the moon is actually worse when upright. She says that up until now, Aqua's luck has been kinda mid desu, but she's now on the door step of great luck. Like she's right before that moment of awakening. Mio warns against her believing too strongly that she's unlucky, and instead think that if something bad happens, she should shrug it off knowing her time will come soon.

>Advice Card: A card that represents moving.
Mio says that Aqua should change her perspective. Instead of doing the way she's always been doing things, she may want to try things differently. Mio says that while the card represents moving, it's more of a figurative sense, like Aqua should try something like a new genre, be it games or music. Maybe to find a new Aqua. Aqua wonders about the slow down advice, and Mio says that as long as Aqua thinks over things and doesn't just do new things randomly on the spur of the moment, it's fine.

Aqua feels like since she didn't cry at all, compared to the 3 people before her, it's like she didn't really have any serious worries, but she exclaims she wants to cry sometimes too and screams. Mio however is happy that Aqua is able to leave her fortune telling booth with a smile and renewed sense of vigor.

Could any holo reasonably beat Biboo in a fight.

>>55004915
There is a timeline in which Mori got the boot and Hololive never degraded because of her.

>>55004913
mori cameo at 00:38

A bummer we didn’t get more Deathcomet art. Especially if the Yandere Suisei variety.

>>55004934
Mio should stop being so accurate then kek

>>55004976
>break the bubble

>It's literally going schizo for LE PINK WOMAN again. IN REAL TIME

>>55004933
What's there to cope about she's still number 1 in supers for en in a fraction of the time streamed compared to shitbird

>question: 'I don't feel anything looking at suggestive pictures of myself' *ding* "apparently I don't - I do! this thing's broken, definitely"
Koyo admits to enjoying lewds of herself

>Shiorin~~~n!

So.... This happened

>>55005061

Guys, I think Hololive is trying to get me to masturbate more than I should
How else do you explain the last week and then this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZvKUm8vj94

>>55004982
Kaela.

Next streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDMFt9TA0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDMFt9TA0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trDMFt9TA0c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEn82b0iuHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEn82b0iuHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEn82b0iuHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_XDqngBZTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_XDqngBZTg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_XDqngBZTg

>>55004966
jesas

Man I get so hard and people crying about the past. Now Mori is getting UMG contracts and big anime collapse. The dopamine rush never felt this good. I FEEL SO GOOD

>actually believing in tarot bullshit
How gullible are you people? Magic isn't real

GO LAMY

These subhumans would have you believe that Mori is:
> The leader of a Terorrist organization within Hololive called The Holo World Without Borders
> Is an evil mastermind with 3000IQ Chess moves to ruin Hololive
> Meanwhile is actually a pon
Are they chuuni?

When the fuck is the holocure update dropping

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>55005117
>he doubts BGM

>>55005116
>and big anime collapse

>>55005117
This is what we call an autist anon.
Everyone clap your hands for them

>>55005117
*casts testicular torsion at god level*

>>55005117
Who's your oshi?

>>55005116
>big anime collapse
No...

>>55005117
Explain THIS

>>55005117
Cry harder battler, magic is real.

>>55005139
And they are so powerless. So delicious and they can't stop squirming

>>55005143
17th or 18th iirc

>>55005116
>big anime collapse.
Mori isn't THAT fat.

https://twitter.com/_SWAV_/status/1686704195892858881
https://twitter.com/_SWAV_/status/1686704195892858881
https://twitter.com/_SWAV_/status/1686704195892858881

>>55004968
>knowing it's counter productive to long term viewers?
proofs?

>>55005117
Ame's grandma literally got cursed by a gypsie.

>>55005117
oh yeah?

i wanted to ask why japs are so superstitious, but then i remembered how much money retards put into homeopathy here in germany.

>>55005188
KAKKOI

Advent should experience the same hardships that Myth went through otherwise they will never improve. They don't deserve their fame, they didn't work for it

>>55005116
are you using fucking speech to text for your retarded drivel

>>55005188
KAKKOI

Moom's moom

>>55005030
>read only replies about JP Holos
>ignore EN fanbase's autism

I don't know anon, the thread has been really fun to me so far

>>55004897
Myth had to buy their own iphones??

Heh, who would watch a stream of a hag breathing into your ear over and over again
Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZvKUm8vj94

>>55005188
Kiapa, my beloved.

>>55005218
I deserve Towas attention and adoration

>>55005198
Ey broski, that's offensive.

>>55005221
Squirm for me you powerless fuck. Keep giving me that sweet sweet serotonin boost

>>55005235
I want to moom inside it.

>>55005240
Yeah.
Ame felt so rich having 1200 in savings she offered to buy iPhones for the other girls too.

>>55005080
>Shiori~~~n
>Today, we will be examining some viewer submissions under the microscope!
>First is a submission by (you), a mysterious cup of white liquid, hmmm~~~?
>I wonder what this could be~?
>Does anyone know?
>That's right! Sperm cells! You're so smart chat!
>Now if we switch over to another side I have prepared, you'll see something I submitted~~~
>That's right, it's an egg, or an ovum more specifically
>Should I mix the two and see how they interact~~~?
>Hmmm~
>Let me put up a poll~~

>>55004218
i remember a south park episode about this shit lmao

>Next-to eachother even on R34
KiaRyS bros....can you feel it?

>>55005215
The Western world went through a process where everyone lived under a restrictive religion then they got sick of it and replaced it with science
The Eastern world didn't really go through the same process

Good morning, I love Mori.

Koyo finally got zapped! She doesn't think Marine is a troublesome woman!

>>55005257
>deflection
kekypoopy!

>>55004961
>crazed menhera who deliberately cultivated fanbase of lunatics will be a crazy retard
Don’t think you need magic for that one.

Wait a minute, all these marshmallows have been in Japanese!

>>55004971
>>55004877
Wait I think you’re referring to a Ryza stream.

Why are Mori antis so powerless? I can't wait for the next collaboration or even so she can completely ruin your day.

>>55005257
>>55005308
What the fuck is this mental illness?

>>55005197
Ina had her own time slot and despite not being anywhere close to as popular she still had the second highest ccv in EN. I'm not going to be able to give each girl a proper chance because they keep crowding the same time slot and I'm going to watch my established oshi over some newbies

Biboo is really making me want to go back to TotK...

>>55005242
>type 1 message in chat
>get a gifted membership
Cool, but I need to catch up on Advent's vods

>>55004833
Ame said their success is unexpected, so unexpected Cover only assigned three people to support them.
And J-Chad might as well be a minus in terms of manpower.

>>55005218
>myth
>hardships
Anyone who joined Hololive after Gen 3 had guaranteed success

Watame Anya Gura
I wanna watch them snickering about stupid stuff together in the corner for extended periods of time

>deadbeats are shitting on everyone again because Moro is becoming irreverant
God I'm so glad my oshii Gawr Gura stopped associating with that braphog wigger raper.

>>55005116
>big anime collapse
She should stop stuffing her face then
The only woman capable to get fat in Japan

>>55005314
>2 JP members collab
>Questions are in Japanese
>Anon is surprised

Which Lamy should I watch?

>>55005324
small correction: i think it was a sheep actually not a goat i dont know if that helps narrow it down

>>55005308
Squirm

>>55005280
Myth becoming a success is such a miracle given the conditions they had to start with

>>55004968
HoloEN's audience is overwhelmingly EDT/PDT. This is indicated, in viewership, supers, and convention events.

>>55005240
They did get reimbursed, to be completely fair.

TAKE OFF THE SHIRT, COWARD
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1686709099281649664
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1686709099281649664
https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1686709099281649664

>>55005035
>has to beg her fans to buy her blu ray

>>55005240
They were reimbursed by the company afterwards, but the support was so crap the company couldn't even order the phones for them.

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1686709099281649664?t=TZ8Dp25Whu44zKI6VlpDaA&s=19

It summer

>>55005299
well the western world is going backwards right now, so we might soon meet somewhere in the middle between moon light sugar pills and elephant testicle powder.

>>55005313
You just described Shiori aswell, I can't wait to see what downright in-human shit that split births

>magic isn't real
*casts a spell to make you smile when you're having a bad day*

>>55005298
SOON BROTHERS

>>55005360
>Moro
Moro hasn't been relevant since the Granolah arc.

>>55005428
MUMEI I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>Moro is becoming irreverant

>>55004858
Here.
https://www.youtube.com/live/OiEhM2mwi6o

>>55005344
When Ina debuted there were 5 ENs. Now there’s 15.

>>55005188
kiara is so cool...

>>55005407
The shirt is sexier than the actual swimsuit.

>>55005447
Shut the FUCK up I am casting a spell

>>55005380
Best part is because the staff cares so little about them, they can do a lot of illegal things like karaoke with illegal backing tracks.

>Marine is already completely wasted
This is going to be good.

>>55005324
The best ryza stream moment was when kiara started crying when Mori was ignoring her existence. Now that nerissa is here.i hope this completely destroys takamori Mori goes back to the glory days of ignoring her. That'd be completely kino. Please.

>>55005428
It didn't work, retard. Told you that magic isn't real

>>55005390
Explain why Ina was number 2 for views when she regularly streamed in the afternoon? No one is gonna be able to compete with Gura once the debut buff wears off so it's pointless to try it in the first place

>>55005314
Anya have the largest JP audience in ID I'm pretty sure.

>It's the same song and dance around a "deadbeat" and an "anti"

It's a themepark attraction at this point. It always starts at the same time too.

>>55005497
explain to me why you aren't in the number thread

>Magic isn’t real
Oh yeah?

>>55005035
>shitbird
fucking deadbeats just can't stop shitting on kiara.

>>55005354
Cover completely abandoned EN for almost all of 2022. No JP or even ID gen has had to go through that.

>>55005360
>Moro.
Princess Bubblegum's eagle? He's pretty fast.

>>55004897
It's not really unique to them, that's kinda how hololive was back then. ID had one manager. Half of JP could barely make rent as late as 2020.

>>55005349
All of them had 100k subs as debut goals and they've said before that getting 300 viewers on a regular basis would be classed as a success. Cover did not expect EN to blow up at all and most of /hlg/ agreed with them at the time.

>>55005411
And now she's got her 2nd solo live coming up soon yeah it works. Shitbird can't cope at making an ep and has to pay for everything KEKEKKEK

>>55005505
Isn't it Zeta? That one guy flew to Jakarta just to meet Zeta.

>>55005494
What do you get when you cross the chicken and the road?
I love you

OTSUWATANYA

Look at this cute cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZF3AP3RyiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZF3AP3RyiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZF3AP3RyiA

>>55005530
Why don't the other deadbeats simply put him in the chair and condition him for straying from the path?

>>55005539
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
MEIDOS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55005423
Depends when you decide to look in the shiori split.
Recently anons talked about the effects of autism and ADHD.
If you came by during burger hours you'd get lots of profound horny posting.

>>55005475
She was still number 2 even with council. She still doesn't stream in the late night time slot but has consistently high views for EN

>>55005505
Of course she does. Anya IS Japan, after all.

>>55005584
ankimo is a bear

>>55005568
That's one guy.

I miss the days we used to flirt with each other, these fanbase wars are tiresome

How would you feel if your oshi announced her marriage with one of her genmate?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3f2xO5zqlE
fuu-tan.....

>>55005602
Proof? There's two (2) cats in that video!

>>55005534
I don't care about the actual numbers I just want amore evenly spread stream times like the JP

FINAL CARD READING:
>>55000111
Chloe's request: How's my outlook for the second half of 2023 look?

>General Fortune: Ace of Cups upright.
Mio says that this represents that Chloe is overflowing with hopes and dreams. Overall, it seems like Chloe can live happily. Chloe says "With all these reversed cards!?" Mio says "Yeah, despite that, it seems like happiness will come you way." That said, she also says to look around to the other cards.

>Chloe's Health:
Mio warns against Chloe lying to herself. For example, "I'm not feeling great today, but let's pretend to be perky for today's stream anyway." Chloe laughs saying that happens all the time for streamers, and Mio tells her for now, she should just rest in those cases. Chloe says she can't help but want to fight against that. Mio says to not fight it and make sure to bathe too.

>Chloe's Work:
Mio warns Chloe against comparing herself too much around the people around her, as it can cause her to just end up getting her down. Chloe says "It's fine as long as I say like, 'wow everyone around me is amazing!'" Mio says as long as she's not negative, it's fine, but to be wary. Chloe says she'll have to stop watching other holomembers in that case.

>Chloe's Luck: Temperance reversed.
Not a card with a bad meaning regardless of it's position. While her luck won't be bad per se, she'll have difficulty in taking advantage of opportunities. As for why that is, Mio says keeping the status quo with things will probably lead to the same results. She may need to be more adventurous in order to gain better luck. Chloe wonders if she should switch to boat racing.

>Advice to Chloe: Justice reversed.
Mio says that Chloe should balance things well. Chloe wonders what that means in terms of gambling (Scratch cards, lottery, etc.) and Mio gives her an example I couldn't quite catch. Chloe is surprised, things don't seem as bad as they looked from the spread. Mio says that avoiding negativity is key to maintaing her happiness and finding good fortune. So she should avoid people who are excessively negative too.

>>55005605
If the anti's are always posing as deadbeats, hoomans and saplings, why did the artist omit the other 2 from the anti section?

>>55005588
The quotation marks serve a purpose, chumbudbro. I doubt both are actually anything but a Hololive Anti.

>>55005621
do girls really practice kissing

>>55004777
She did yes

>still no advent minecraft
it hurts

>"This is purely for archaeological purposes and not to hate on Mori."
Holy fuck please read retard.

>>55005590
Boo.

>>55005568
Zeta is probably second or third place, where she’d go in terms of overseas fans in general is a different story.

>I get to work from home and do reps

>>55005684
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>55004163
No, she said she doesn't know if they have perms or not so she can't promise a stream

>>55003810
maximum kamfi

>Gura and BJ going to play AC6
Based. /m/chads winning

>>55005706
>/fit/ reps
based
>Japanese reps
also based. good job.

>>55005740
cover needs to sort this shit out. other orgs can stream pokemon whenever they want, but hololive is the sole exception to this.

>59:43 This is our tree where I challenged writing the lyrics! how was it?
>1:00:26 To be able to show it to everyone, such a good feeling!
>1:00:44 btw I was really hung up on the choreography, but did you realize?
>1:01:29 This song is like sakura kaze 2, I wanted to make a 'sequel' like song
>1:01:39 it's alraedy been, 2, 3 years? since sakura kaze
>1:01:59 since then, my environment has changed a lot and I think I've grown
>1:02:07 and I wanted to put those into a song
>1:02:31 I think you guys realized where I was hung up on but...
>1:02:36 here!
>1:02:55 here, I put in the names of gen 0
>1:03:27 sora hoshi AZ robo and miko, isn't this really good?!
>1:03:46 I didn't know if people would realize but there were many that noticed in real time
>1:03:51 isn't the guitar here amazing?
>1:04:25 hamu san is a genius! Miko cried a lot the first time I heard this
>1:04:54 And so, how was Miko-chan's 5th anniversay?
>1:05:45 I had a lot of feelings for you guys when I put this together
>1:06:15 at my lives I always show my idol side but this particular live, I wanted to show an even better idol than before

>>55005661
Do males dont practice it with each other? Or atleast its almost in every manga i personally read :0

Otsuramyyyy

>>55005758
Gura was being nice

>wake up for Marine's ASMR
>she turned is members-only
No...

How is pirate ASMR?

>>55005681
Nothing wrong with hating Whori

>>55004968
>>55005497
>>55005639
Fuck off to # already
You belong there

>>55005758
Ace Combat? Assassins Creed? Air Conditioner?

Nobody wants to be Nabi's gay friend...

>>55005584
What a cutie. Sora ain't too bad either.

She just whispered that she loves me

>66 minutes
Anya hates me.

https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1686711350112776193

These two can’t stop winning.

>>55005785
They might already have perms, she just hasn't checked yet

>>55005809
Why did you not also call out >>55005390 when they're using numberfagging to object to the idea of more varied stream times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anaYyVYAnc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5anaYyVYAnc

This man made A-chan singing more wonderful

>>55005798
>【メン限】
Read anon, read.

>>55005621
I would look forward to the offcollabs where they flirt and talk about their dates

>>55005786
Kawaii, Mikochi

NABI STOP ASKING YOUR VIEWERS TO BE GAY

>>55004466
shitorinfags are just trying to shill her anyway possible. it's the new catalogfag meta during burger hours

>>55005854
Men only?

how does she do it bros?
she's moe incarnate

>>55005791
Go away fujo

>>55005899
Yes

Haven't watched dogs since debut, did they drop the keyfabe yet? Can I watch them now?

>>55003931
The isekai the world needs.

>>55005899
Yeah, you're not men enough for Marine

ogey

>>55005918
Nope and nope.

>>55005918
it's been 2 days dude. give it a month or 3

>>55005907
>she's moe incarnate
Heh, get it? Funny.

>>55005895
>its ok when shiori does it