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Shiori~n Love!!!

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They'll never get their bran flakes like us.

Let's use this one, I'll delete mine.

WITNESSED

>>54993464

CUTE ONLY. Don't give her your semen.

>>54993628
Blessed Novelite!

>>54993670
Shiori will DIE if you get her pregnant. No sex is allowed.

>>54993628
Congrats!

>>54993464
Shioripits!!!
pero pero pero

>>54993628
Anon... That's the "virus" account

>>54993670
BLUE FOR SHIO

>>54993628
lol

>>54993627
Yeah sorry about that, probably I should have announced it sooner...
Gonna sleep now

Why did she make a blacked joke? Made me really uncomfortable honestly.

>>54993628
anon.......... check it carefully
kek

We won against those pedophiles today, and we will won again tommorow, we are the victors

I love my canon goth GF Shiori!

I'm not some whore who switches oshis after 3 streams but Shiori IS really cute and entertaining, I've been waking up at 5am to watch her live. Happy to have her in holo

>>54993628
Anon-chama...that's an imposter...don't fall for it

>>54993873
Because it's funny.
I didn't really have a problem with it cuz my brain isn't rotted by cuck porn and too much /gif/ for my own good. It was just a silly joke based on a silly joke phrase. If a guy made it you'd be laughing along too.

I fucking love Shiori, bros.

>>54993873
Why not? Did you ever have friend?

>>54993906
Anon there's such thing as kamioshi.
Don't let the brain rot of this board trick you into thinking you can't have multiple oshi's and then one kamioshi.
t. Naggikko

>>54993906
I want to FUCK your oshi.

>>54993901
Beautiful pit...

>>54993896
Its always a pleasure to fight around the Elites

>>54993896
Based, shiori forever
She is just too cute

>>54993906
Nothing's wrong for having multiple oshi.

>>54994069
Based, they need to be reminded of their place
We will save HoloEN, we dont tolerate lazy and ungrateful bitch

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

They fell in love with a Virtual Youtuber.

>>54994230
>60
Have you posted this 60 times since the start?

>>54994012
>>54994139
I don't think I have the energy to give her the support and energy I feel an oshi deserves, especially due to NA stream times, but she's great and I hope you guys take good care of her

>>54993955
>Because it's funny.
>I didn't really have a problem with it cuz my brain isn't rotted by cuck porn and too much /gif/ for my own good. It was just a silly joke based on a silly joke phrase. If a guy made it you'd be laughing along too.
No it's not it's fucking disgusting.

>>54993873
It's jork, please understand

>>54993906
A big thing is that I can actually watch Shiori live. My other oshi makes it absolutely impossible.

Hello fellow Novelites,

some anons have expressed to wanting to participate in a book club. Looking at the first poll about where we would congregate and also some very good arguments from one anon, I would suggest we use the anchorpost system on our monthly exchanges (first of each month, when we flip the chapter and keep it going for up to a week, since threads are going rather fast right now).

http://poal.me/fdvd3k
This is the final and complete poll. Please vote responsibly and if possible, share the link during EU night times because I desperately need sleep

Another anon had suggested to have the book club be a two-parter. One short story or light reading text and one actual book, so people can choose what they feel more comfortable with, while more avid readers can just do both.
We can try this one at first, picking the highest voted book and short story/text.

Please treat this post as an anchor and reply with your recommendations, criticisms or questions.

>>54994365
No. I have around 90+ images of bran flakes saved

>>54994517
S-Sasuga..

>>54994156
If you're talking about the shark, please take it someplace else. This thread is about Shiori.

>>54994407
bro
stop visiting /gif/
these days its literally ran by a nigger discord squad filled with small dicks
another neighborhood of troons and gays
and jews

>>54994467
People are voting for rats in the walls just because it contains the word nigger. Very funny anon. You're a real comedian.

>>54994552
I’m grateful someone in EN is giving her a bitch slap, will support your oshi from now on

>>54994230
Yo wtf that's too much of Shiori's milk.

>>54994324
Experiencing love with a Virtual Youtuber is better than not having experienced love at all. Ours is a time of great spiritual struggle.

>>54994467
Thoughs about Shiori answer about Book club?
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1686605020303966208

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I GOT A TREADMILL FOR YOU TO GET YOUR INSOMNIA STEPS IN

>>54993464
>Maybe try this for next bake

Welcome to the Shiori Novella General Thread.
The cute and talented archiver of Hololive English Gen 3 (Advent) at your service.

Next Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVNL6MJBQvk

Schedule:
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1685898731537702912

Latest Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVNL6MJBQvk

Youtube Channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@ShioriNovella/

Twitter:
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella

Debut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwGAcKnE-y4&t=1891s

>Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_advent_debut

>Voice Pack BUY IT, NOW
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/starting-voice-shiori-novella?variant=44011820318940

Previous Thread:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kfin-UeAQ
Thread Theme

>>54994517
Shiori milk is all dried up...

>>54994659
People in the previous thread didn't like how long it got so we trimmed it down. It's up to the baker.

Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6kfin-UeAQ

>>54994591
How would you know that? The short is being discussed in academia even nowadays. I think it's actually just the word rat... rrat, get it?

>>54994640
If Shiori does make one, we could use her choice and discuss it here and where ever she deems fit.

>>54994659
That is a lot of spacing

>>54994659
>>54994735
Probably do that for a first post and keep the OP how it is now and work around it.

>>54994735
I like it when the op is short and an anchor is made with all the links

>>54994807
>>54994809
Yeah I agree, that's sound better

>>54993464
Shiori I know you’re /here/ don’t collab with males

>>54993837

>>54994659
It would better to have extra stuff as an anchor

Shiori I will member you but the moment you collab with a male I will unmember. Just ought to let you know

Shiori probably smells like shit

>>54995058
That something is Shiorin!

>>54995225
>showers twice a day
I doubt it.

>>54995225
>says this
>when she bathes like an autist because she hates it
I wonder how much soap and conditioner she burns through in a week.

Where do I get Shiori milk?

>>54995298
Ask nicely.

>>54993464
I like how Shiorin acknowledges that being male or female is determined by your chromosomes and the bodily equipment you were born with. We need more of this factual bio-realist approach in the modern day.

>>54995298
Her mammaries

>>54995225
Sadly she's a clean freak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3rL-1nrtZU&ab_channel=MahdeenSky

cute

>ywn be called papa by Shiori~n
why live

Every time I look at Shiori I'm reminded of her and it makes me feel awful...

Shiori said pregnant 8 times last stream

>>54995225
oh no someone doesnt watch streams

>>54995179
Now that we have some context to work off, I'm leaning towards her comment being about talking collabs slowly more than anything else. She was kind of stiff in the debut collab after all, but thrives in her solo streams and hasn't relaxed with the GFE at all. (She's also shown herself to be interested in keeping her core fans comfortable instead of pandering to the gay shit in prechat.)
I know a lot of people will think of that as cope, but it's just my feeling right now. I'm prepared if things go the other way.

>>54994740
I actually feel this so hard. Thanks for sharing.

>>54993464
I want to sniff and lick Shiroi's armpits

>>54995298
The supermarket. Sold in gallons. That girl makes a lot of milk.

>>54995576
She is ovulating

>>54995466
go back to /eien/ buoy... she's waiting for you

>>54995466
Azuma Lim?
qrd?

>>54995599
I won't go autistic about her collab choice and I will withdraw quietly if she's not what I expected. My money will go to whoever can give me pretend girlfriend experience and I will still watch her for fun nerdy girl content

Anon, that isn't Azuma Lim.
Picrel is.
Now no more off-topic thanks.

>>54995672
I can't trust her or the company anymore. I reached my limit with it all. Deep-down I know Shiori is going to hurt me but I can't seem to escape schizo menheras for some reason.

What is this meme with her and oreos, is it the colors? And bran cereal?

>>54995428
aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA

>>54995815
Menhera GFE is truly a double edged sword. You get the highest highs and the lowest lows

>>54995844
Bran cereal was just some ritual posting that the bran anon started.
oreos Shiori herself started, but i don't remember the tweet.

>>54994467
Where can I pirate the book?

>>54995912
Riifu...

I owe you niggas an apology. I thought Shiori sucked, mainly because of the voice. Her streams seem fun as fuck though, wish they were more eu friendly

>>54993628

>>54996000
>hate her based on one stream
>like her again based on one stream
R u people serious?

>>54993950
>>54993883
>>54993802
>>54993763
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54995815
Please don't drag your self-pity nonsense into this thread. If you want a safer bet, go with Nerissa. While I prefer Shiori, Nerissa has been very consistent with her messaging. If you can't handle a bit of craziness, then you're not cut out to be a novelite.

>>54996000
You can still catch her if you go to bed early.

>>54996055
The catalog is glue that some people can't help sniffing pls andastan

>>54995576
Maybe recreating the soundpost by splicing individual words is possible?
>>54995672
I thought that place is dead since only one chuuba is active there?

>>54996089
Probably felt the same way as getting catfished

>>54995981
I'll look into it as soon as voting finishes which will be in 24 hours, when all the timezones have had their turn. Links to where you can find resources will be posted in the anchor.

>>54996055
Hate is a strong word, I was just expecting something else.

>>54996089
It's ok anon-chama, I too also got catfished once, though I didn't give any money and I realized it myself on the 3rd day.

>>54996055
This is why democracy is a flawed system. The average anon has the attention span of a goldfish, and is easily influenced by the herd.

>>54996000
the problem is always expectations
I didn't like her voice at first either because I was expecting a deep mommy voice
Now I'm addicted to her weird tone, this is like the six-time I'm listening to the Crash Course Vtuber Lesson because I love her frog voice so much

I am unable to stop thinking about Miss Shirori Novella.

I wish for her to stab me with scissors.

>>54996338
I like when she gets all uppity and start laughing like an autist

>>54996209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFgcqB8-AxE
Obligatory.

The kiss shit in chat was so fucking cringe it made me embarrassed to be part of this viewerbase. I'm glad and appreciate she said something about it early.

>>54996124
The soundpost does nothing for me anymore, it has to be with her voice
>>54995058
We literal got "Get pregnant"... so close to gteatness

She is so hard to watch. I'm having to pause her vods every 30 seconds. Wanted to give her a chance after debut was unfairly panned, but I'm tapping out for now.

>>54996055
The whole collab thing at the end of her debut still confuses me but other than that she won me over quickly

>>54996547
What makes it so hard for you? Genuinely curious.

She deadass kissed me at the end of the stream

>>54996693
Not that dude but my cock.

I'm going to watch the VOD. what did I miss?

>>54996809
Close ups of impregnation

>>54996809
this
https://voca.ro/1oE0pzcgiL7M

>>54996770
you got room under that desk?

>>54996899
holy kek that's a classic

>>54996899
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
>The pupae of the fly as it ages goes from red, to yellow, to black
>After black, you can't go back

Shiorin is so cute

Is she asleep now?

>>54997502
she literally just posted >>54997358

>>54997303
...can it go back at any point in the process?

>>54997502
Doubt.

>>54997303
Hehe what a fucking dork.

>>54997554
It's impossible, it like trying mix black paint back to brighter colors

Tomorrow has no theme right? Just a plain zatsu? What do you even talk about on a sleepover?

>>54997819
We're talking about books

Didn't see there was 2 threads, posted this in the other
Missed the livestream, how many ccvs was she averaging?

>>54997303
>>54996899
Was Natsumi Moe ever aware of these types of jokes btw? I really don't think I can stomach these types of jokes if they're meant to be intentional. I'm asking because a lot of people seem to think she's /here/.

>>54997887
Isn't it better you ask the numberfagging things in the numberfag thread?
Or learn how to use vrabi / hololyzer (it's where I get my shit)

>>54997826
until tangent

Shiori would absolutely love Limbus Company.

>>54997997
Isn't PM still facing a complete shit show right now?

>>54997940
You're right. There seems to be a lot of anti-spam in the catalog but should've used the links and checked myself

>>54997906
yes, you have to remember that she's a primordial vtuber when the internet wasnt a pussy and you can make a vtuber out of ebola chan. yeah she knows.

>>54997997
is it good? i always see it on top of v meanwhile they shit on gensin lol

>>54997303
Makes more sense

>>54997303
Why are people so brain rotted that they took this to relate to their pathetic fetish? Has the internet broken them or were they always like this?

>>54995576
if that isn't proof she's /here/ i honestly don't know what is

>>54998258
what?
"their" fetish? who are you talking about?
does simply knowing what a phrase means mean you have a fetish about it? are you an alien?

>>54998258
>I was fine with the cannibalism, ryona and scat tangents, but this joke was a step too far!

>>54998258
Viewers take anything as some kind of innuendo when it comes to vtubers
Its overplayed at this point desu

>>54998258
Jokes like these used to be on the same level as freely saying fag, nigger, etc. in public before social media and the internet really took off. I have no idea what the fuck happened.

>>54998353
Yes.

>>54998344
>ignores the influx of brownvtm tourists spamming edited pictures and getting banned

>>54995981
libgen
anna's archive

>>54995225
shower sex correction needed
>she's actually immaculately clean
bukkake correction needed

>>54998641
Forcing Shiori to NOT shower

>>54996693
1. I can get used to the voice, but she really needs to do something about her audio to reduce the sibilance. It is grating
2. The way she tries to present information is not interesting. For one thing her manner of speech just simply makes her sound dumb, not like a credible presenter. And she is lousy at connecting pieces of information in a natural way for the viewer. It gives the impression that she is only half-informed herself and struggling to recite a list of facts.
3. Her content feels overly reliant on shock value in one way or another. That includes the obvious like a stream dedicated to showing the audience gross-out pictures or making jokes/comments on crass topics. And maybe not 'shock value' but similar in that it is transparently designed to provoke audience response, her chat interaction in which she regularly plays into the community's relationship fantasies, and blatantly carries the implication that she wants to fuck the chat. All of which to me is off-putting.

>>54998813
With that third point, Shiori is definitely not for you.

>>54998917
Yes I get that for many people enjoying her streams her style of chat interaction is the core appeal.

>>54998802
>forcing shiori to only use your tongue and saliva for baths
>she suddently starts requesting even more """showers""" than before

>>54999118
>requesting
typo, meant "forcing"

shiori's kinda cool.
she feels like a real person compared to the rest of them. not that there's anything wrong with the others, different strokes for different folks.

>>54998813
I can respect your opinion, but I don't know why this long post feels so forced
you don't want to like her, and that's fine
but I could write negative points like you did about pretty much EVERY chubba that exists kek

>>54999482
I want to like her but find it impossibly difficult. Might read as forced because I'm trying to work out the causes of my reaction as well

>>54998813
I don't know how serious you are but I'll treat you as if you're serious and respond to each point bit by bit. Don't take it in any bad way or whatever, I just wanna understand this better.
>1. I can get used to the voice, but she really needs to do something about her audio to reduce the sibilance. It is grating
This is fair and valid I actually have nothing to say to this.
>For one thing her manner of speech just simply makes her sound dumb, not like a credible presenter
Is that not what an autistic person has to go through? Any form of presentation or fact bringing, lecture, lesson, etc, is all going to end up sounding like information splurging coming from an autist, especially one further down the spectrum.
If you truly don't believe she's not autistic, I don't know what to say there.
>And she is lousy at connecting pieces of information in a natural way for the viewer. It gives the impression that she is only half-informed herself and struggling to recite a list of facts.
She said it herself that she's winging some of it no? Some of this stuff is things she's been through before while others have straight up been going through google to reinforce what she said.
>Her content feels overly reliant on shock value in one way or another. That includes the obvious like a stream dedicated to showing the audience gross-out pictures or making jokes/comments on crass topics. And maybe not 'shock value' but similar in that it is transparently designed to provoke audience response, her chat interaction in which she regularly plays into the community's relationship fantasies, and blatantly carries the implication that she wants to fuck the chat. All of which to me is off-putting.
The latter part of what you said I can see as valid, some viewers don't want this sort of thing from the streamer / vtuber. But I don't see the "shock value" part.
What part of seeing microscope slides is for "gross-out", jokes / comments on crass topics, ok I get it may not be for everyone. But I don't know, the first half seems kind of like a stretch to try and reinforce the second half. If you only said
>her chat interaction in which she regularly plays into the community's relationship fantasies, and blatantly carries the implication that she wants to fuck the chat. All of which to me is off-putting.
Then I would have not bothered to argue this point like the 1st one.

>>54999482
>chubba

>>54998813
>reduce the sibilance
Yeah, the audio could use some work. I have faith that she'll fix it though. Debut Fauna also had crap audio but she fixed within the first 4 months. As long as she's aware of it, I'm sure Shiori will get on it.
>It gives the impression that she is only half-informed herself
I doubt she's trying to act like a super-serious presenter. She understands the gig, i.e. she's an entertainer. If you want a university presentation, there are better sources for that.
>Her content feels overly reliant on shock value
She's a weirdo and that's definitely part of the appeal. It's not for everyone, but it can be a breath of fresh air if you're bored of the bread and butter of HoloEN.
>blatantly carries the implication that she wants to fuck the chat
While she hasn't clarified this on-stream (as doing so would kinda ruin the fantasy), I'm 100% of the belief that she expects her audience to understand that it's a temporary fantasy. Yes, it's pandering. It's working on me, but I'm not stupid enough to think that we're actually going to fuck or whatever. We're just having fun. (Think of it like a burlesque show.) There's nothing wrong with it IMO.
That being said, I can understand if it makes you uncomfortable. Nobody else in HoloEN has dared to do anything like it after all. It's okay to not like her. (I have plenty of holos I don't like. I simply don't watch them.)

>Shiori produces enough milk to feed all her Novelitesfor breakfast
>Medium tits
How does she do it?

>>55000507
anime girls once lactating have unlimited breast milk.

>>55000507
Weird science. Only the best applications.

>>55000507
>breast size doesn't have any impact on milk production (even perflats can potentially milk as much the biggest rack)
>they're medium-large

>>55000575
Milk factory perflat sounds like an untapped niche in the market

>>55000507
>medium

>>55000507
>medium
https://files.catbox.moe/c8p1ln.png

Shiori's autism is oddly sexy

How does Shiorin react to you sucking on her nipples? Does she just lay back and enjoy? Does she caress your head like a cute puppy? Does she use her free hands to pleasure herself?

>>55000788
i think this guy is done drawing shiori..

>>54997906
>was the decades-long gaiafag 4chan girl aware of these jokes?
retarded questions deserve retarded answers

Glad to see this place has (mostly) calmed down since last night. Did she talk at all about tonight's pajama party? I'm curious if it'll just be a sleepy zatsu or something else.

>>55001025
Book talk and open VC if the other girls feel like calling in after their streams, I think

Shiori is the kind of girls that keeps talking abot early 3d modeling softwares during sex

>>55001025
Starting with a small bookclub, then sleepy zatsu with the girls. The channel will only be open to advent members I believe

>>55000802
She would pump your dick

>>55001071
>>55001087
Sounds cute. I'm looking forward to it.

>>55000802
>Does she caress your head like a cute puppy
This one desu, in cute but humiliating way, like you're not even human to her, just an animal

The schizo gosling in me wants a pure solo book zatsu, but I'd like to see her have fun with genmates in a non-shilling stream.

>Anon~~~
>You'll be a good boy and retain your cum for me, won't you anon~?
I want those balls nice and full for our slumber party!
>I'll let you know when you are allowed to release~

>>54999826
>I'm not stupid enough to think that we're actually going to fuck or whatever
Good, because I'm gonna marry her

>>55000971
>everybody must be aware of what I am aware of.

>>55001230
I wrote this post

>>55000802

>>55001321
EVERY TIME

>>54999747
>>54999826
1, 2. I'm perfectly willing to believe Shiori is on the spectrum. Yes I should have expected that poorly recorded, autistic lectures would not make quality entertainment for me personally. Good lectures and good vtuber streams are totally different animals. Nonetheless, Shiori chose a lecture format for her first two streams and flat out failed to perform in my opinion.
3. It's clear Shiori is just not to my taste. I still think it's self-evident that she intends to be shocking. But likewise fair enough if you're looking for a breath of fresh air. I'm still good with holoEN's bread and butter though

>>54998813
>and blatantly carries the implication that she wants to fuck the chat
Have you heard of a little vtuber called Marine from Hololive JP?

Just saw that she told the fuckers in chat to rein it in a little. Hopefully that actually works.

>>55001732
Based tard wrangling shiorin!

After yesterday and today's stream, I feel like Shiori is trying to be a blend of Marine and Ame. Her streaming format is similar to that of Ame while she's unabashedly making these sort of lewd jokes without missing a beat as if she's natural at it.

>>55001732
Maybe not tomorrow or for a good bit, but at some point I'm sure she'll say it verbally if she has to, or just leave a msg in chat again and actually pin it.
>>55001564
Yeah, that's perfectly fair if she isn't to your liking. She ain't my kamioshi but she's still my one holo oshi for now.

>>55001564
All good anon. I hope you find someone in EN3 that suits your tastes. I think they kinda covered all their bases with this gen.
Personally I'll be checking Bijou's challenge runs streams, Nerissa karaoke/songs and Shiori's variety/zatsus. Haven't had time to check out the dogs yet, but they seem very motivated. (Getting Koyori vibes.)
All the while I'll continue to follow Fauna and Gura too. We have so much content now! Yagoo be praised

>>55001732
It did, and now that we know her position on it the community will self-police. The important part was just making her stance known. People usually fall in line after that.
I love my tardwrangling, professional and pandering wife!

I don't remember which stream it was, but at some point I think she entertained the idea of a walking stream, sounding like she had a way to get the tech and make it happen similar to Azuma Lim.
Am I coping or did this happen?

How do I stop the Gachikoification?

>Based Shiorin tardwrangling the Homiefags
God I fucking love this woman

>>55002028
Not by asking on imageboards. We can advice on mitigating the damages though.

>>55002028
Close your eyes, do not perceive, do not watch streams.
Or just give in to it.

>>55001321
Do you think she will try to attempt to look at her fertilized egg under the microscope?

>>55002027
That was the latest stream. She has a lot of 3D equipment already. She also mentioned the whole bath idea. We're in for some crazy shit once she gets her 3D model. (Hopefully it'll happen faster than Council.)

>>54998123
>>55000971
>>54997303
>>54996899
Owari da, she's an actual whore.

>>55002176
>Artificial insemination stream
Using my sperm!

>>55002028
Do you want to stop it? If you think it'll ruin your chances for a normal life or something, then just stop watching. If not though, or if you think you stand no chance with normal relationships (like many in the audience), then I see no problem with indulging. Just perhaps consider not donating your entire life savings in SCs, okay?

>>55002049
>someone talking about loving black dick on stream tardwrangling others
who will tardwrangle the tardwrangler?

>>55002049
>image
She's so cute and happy!

>>55002233
Goodbye

>>55002183
Cover seems to have learned their lesson and are supporting Advent a lot more than they did for Myth and Council

I mostly work through the night with some intermittent napping. Just how autistic and retarded shiorin is feels like a fever dream. I mean it's the cutest fever dream, but I was lying down looking at my ceiling thinking about how she makes every other "rambler oshi" sound like Cicero in comparison. And then I just thought about how the thoroughgoing narrative was "yep, consummate professional, an extremely grounded and cool person, hates being parasocial though." It's stunning how wrong that was. Watching Shiori~n and trying to follow her train of thought is like trying to catch a balloon you released into the open air, and considering how much she is coyly flirting with innuendos, she is definitely the most parasocial holoEN just by dint of gfe. Also maybe I'm fucking nuts but I'm starting to see where the hereposters are coming from. I don't know if the deepthroat stuff got any play on Twitter but predebut the number one joke was deepthroating, and she made a swallowing joke *at debut.* She obviously talked a lot about vaginas and uteruses and pregnancy today just as an autistic dork, but she made more than a few pregnancy innuendos too and I swear she would wink when doing them. That doesn't matter that much, I'm not super interested in schizoposting about it. I'm just saying what it feels like.

She is as infectiously enthusiastic as an actual anime character. it goes past just being a movie manic pixie dream girl, because if it were some retarded pick me bit she managed to do it for two and a half hours without slipping once. Listening to her ramble and giggle and start revving her voice a little whenever she was gonna make a silly joke was like listening to a siren song. I realized that for all the adoration and affection I'd felt for other chuubas and their cuteness, I have never felt so pulled in it started to feel dangerous for my heart and psyche. This is the only girl who's made me even idly consider steering my ship around and ending my journey because I don't know what the fuck lays up ahead. I'm a workaholic who uses Hololive as one of a few reliable methods of destressing. I'm a focused guy. But this girl is so adorable I had to stop, listen, and try to figure out what the fuck she was even saying her entire stream. When I miss what another girl says I don't really care. I love pretty much every member of this gen, and many other members of Hololive. I have to concentrate to follow the dogs too, but if I miss a few things I don't care. But I want to follow all of Shiori's retarded logic zig zags from the point she was trying to make to a fun fact to another fun fact to a story from her childhood to another point before she ever finishes the first one. I wanna hang on tight and never let go even if she leads me straight into a whirl pool.

And yes holy fuck I want to fucking impregnate her so bad it's fucking unbelievable

>>55000802
She wouldn't react to that because she's the one sucking me for my milk. We've gone through a lot of chokers.

>>54998377
aww anon, i'm so sorry you lost your precious bbc jokes

>>55002450
Based

>>55002485
it really is a shame that even 4chan is really fragile these days

I hear Shiorin said YWNBAW and offended trannies. Is it true? If so I offer to her my support.

I know you're all autistic (even if you don't realise or accept it yet) but as an autistic man I can confirm Shiori is a sperg. If she isn't a sperg she's much better at pretending to be one than any other attention whore I've seen.

>>55002595
>Males have XY chromosomes
>Females have XX chromosomes
She's based as fuck anon

>>55002450
Least down bad novelite

>>55002595
>Shiori somehow gets the greenlight to do a stream on human sex
>Goes on a tangent about gender and sex
>Inevitably triggers the tranny hordes
The only way this could be anymore yabai is if she delved into John Money.

>>55002688
Any chuuba willing to state that will have my support. I just subbed. Will try and give her liveviews too.

>>55002028
embrace it, you will be happier

>>55002296
Management if they have to.
Or Nerissa. Even if she's a bottom.
>>55002028
Serious answer? Do you have the income to keep up with being a gachikoi? If not then don't do it, or do it in moderation. Your money is important, how you spend it is of course up to you, but don't ruin your life doing these things.
Giving your oshi a view is already contributing as a fan, any more is just from your own generosity, and no real person, streamer, vtuber or whatever else, that you've made your oshi, would ever want you to ruin yourself for them.
>>55002450
Read through all this to just say "Anon's first experience at finding out what having an oshi might be like".
Also that pic is beautiful, thankfully your link has the sauce so thank you for that.

Is she intelligent or retarded? Some things she says seem sharp but others are Gura-level. The blue blood thing made me question how much she actually knows. How does she think blushing works or why people go red when they're hot? God I want to fuck this pickme dumb bitch so bad it's actually unreal.

>>55002921
american education

>>55002921
She's has a lot of specific knowledge, but lacks in general common sense. Also she's definitely playing up this shit to look cute and it's working

Everything about this woman screams autism to me, though she's clearly quite high functioning and has her shit together for the most part she does seem to have fallen deep in the weirdo hole as a kid and never climbed out while growing up
Practically everything she's said so far if said in an actual conversation between people irl would make a regular person pretty weirded out and pop up a heap of red flag threat signals
I know she's an entertainer and she knows it too likely having a lot of ideas, tricks and acts she's pulling to achieve that on stream and twitter etc, but how well do you think she can mask her schizo otaku Dahmer brain off stream?
>tl;dr
How capable do you think she is of holding a completely normal conversation off stream that wouldn't raise a red flag or be annoying, with Hololive, others on the internet and people irl?

>>55003028
>How capable do you think she is of holding a completely normal conversation off stream that wouldn't raise a red flag or be annoying, with Hololive, others on the internet and people irl?
My fiance is less on the spectrum than Shiori plays herself out to be and I can tell you that she struggles incredibly with trying to hold a normal conversation that doesn't devolve into ADHD ramblings.
If she takes adhd meds she can function fine for a few hours. So I imagine if Shiori had anything of the sort and took them, she'd probably be able to have a normal conversation for a couple hours at best.
I personally think she goes into streams unmedicated as an entertainment factor. But who knows maybe she does take meds.

>>55003028
People like her are usually quite skilled at dissembling/just staying quiet around normies. High-schools trauma and general social anxiety suppresses them
>She's just like me fr fr

>>55002583
>>55002625
Yeah I am gonna refrain from weighing in on this from now on because I actually don't care and don't want to feed it, but the girl is actually literally genuinely on the spectrum and it's clear she says whatever retarded joke comes to mind unfiltered. In the modern day where there is constant dog whistling and woke dog whistling and whore whistling, it's easy to forget that there isn't some hidden ulterior layer here. I mean, seriously, I don't know if anyone here is still actually worried about it or if it's just shitposters, but just go back and listen to the retardedly loud childlike way she yells the joke out. She was making a million innuendos per stream, but that actually wasn't one of them. And yes, I do agree, even if she did intend the innuendo I think it's a bit thin skinned to care too much. I'm an Asian dude and I used to make the joke in college that I got in on affirmative action because I'm black from the waist down. It was funny because it offended people, and it made their brains stop a moment wondering how an Asian benefits from affirmative action. I did it because it was an effective punchline.

I think most of us feel bad because we think people are gonna misunderstand this autistic hot topic girl that's just being cute, but seriously, most of the world just blinked a couple times, said wow she really said that, and moved on from it. This board is the only place that will ever care.

>>55003028
She's made it pretty clear that the Holo management and even her genmates find her to be weird. She's definitely autistic.

t. unironically diagnosed autist

>>55003128
>This board is the only place that will ever care
Correct, which is why I see it as a giant ass nothing burger that will never once bother her.
It's known that she's been to this cesspool of a board / site so she already knows what happens.
It doesn't matter in the end though, this board's bad intentions never have influence, while it's fine to get annoyed and think it's stupid, there's probably no need at all to get mad in her defense, she'll be perfectly fine.

>>55003028
I genuinely think she has to rehearse hard to do normal stuff and function normally socially. Just think how normal she seemed in the Advent Collab. I didn't really have this impression, but more than a few people saw her as the tardwrangler of the bunch. The tardwrangler is the roleplay, not the autist

>>55003128
The way she speaks reminds me of myself. My friends used to be fucking baffled by how I could bounce between topics and somehow wrap it all back to the original topic. They found it incredibly entertaining and eventually just got used to it.

so anyone with unconventional interests and a fast distracted mind = medical condition.

>>55003380
That is a sign of ADHD, yes.

>>55003403
... I may need to consult my doctor.

I can't believe Shiorin showed wormsex on stream. How did she get away with it?

>>55003323
I have ADHD, as well as a pretty ADHD sporadic manner of presentation and actual beneath the hood thought process. The last decade or so I've had to work hard to tame both those things, largely because of having to do frequent public speaking, and so I present rather articulately now, but thats with a lot of careful planning. In my head, stuff still comes to me in inchoate lines and half baked messes. But I genuinely could not follow Shiori lol. Usually I'm very good at following people just because I've had to work hard to present, which I guess gives me a good sense of sporadic thinker theory of mind. She's honestly next level.

>>55003571
I hope no underage worms were watching the stream

>>55003444
My fiance is all of the following
>Distracted at the drop of a hat
>Forgets the conversation she just had with me unless I remind her about what her last talking point was
>fidgety / cannot stay still for long
>Talks, a lot, a lot a lot
>When she sets her mind to something (after taking her ADHD meds), she can only focus on it and only it, nothing else exists, I don't exist, food doesn't, water doesn't but if she gets taken out of that mindset for half a second, she forgets almost all of it (Points 1 and 2)
tl;dr if you also experience most of this, yeah go ask your doctor, maybe you do have it and can get some disability benefits.

>>54995981
https://annas-archive.org

>>55003380
Yes, but that doesn't mean you are inherently a bad or useless person. A lot jobs require a high function autist with a keen attention to detail.

>>55003638
Yeah honestly I've given up on even telling people irl I have ADHD because it all sounds like bullshit to them. When you explain shit like hyperfocus, it just sounds like a contradiction, and that if you can do that it's not really an issue at all. I don't really need the validation anyway so it's easier to avoid mentioning altogether, but it was frustrating when I would offhandedly try to explain stuff.

>>54995339
Sure but this guy is a massive twat so your post is diminished because of that

I've saved well over 150 Shiorins in under a week. I think I need help.

>>55003380
Yes. Although sometimes I do wonder what the fuck a 'normal' person is like.

>>55003595
Yeah it can be pretty difficult to keep it all on track sometimes. It was pretty difficult at university when doing speeches but so long as you have a script and you don't let your mind get too diffused you can do it but if you ask me people like us are naturally inclined to diffuse thinking and that makes us excellent at solving problems and recognising risks in ways that most other people are incapable. If you can tame it and direct it properly, you can become a weapon of mass destruction.

With Shiori I'm impressed at how well she can keep up with chat and maintain engagement while going on her tangents.

>>55003873
Post em, I need more

I just caught up on the stream after wage slaving.
That kiss, bros. Somebody save me, she's sucking me in and I'm already in the event horizon... it's too late..

>>55003988

>>55003798
The hyperfocus is a tricky one for me particularly.
She goes on for literal hours focusing on her art, it can go from when I start work (from home) to when I finish and she hasn't eaten or drank anything at all.
Talking to her for a second, tapping her shoulder, reminding her to eat or drink, ruins her focus which is the last thing I wanna do when she's busy, but sometimes it's gotta be done so she can eat and stay hydrated.

>>55004081
You actually just reminded me I forgot to eat yesterday lol. Ty I should go do that now

>>55004116
Eat well anon.

I sympathize with the saplings bros.

>>55001225
im ready to break my 2.5 year semen retention streak if she asks for it

>>55004308
I bet she will be happy.

>>55003128
Exactly what I was thinking as well
She's just an autistic girl who came /here/ and other places on the internet growing up, surrounded for the most part by weird, edgy, horny as fuck men, and trying to fit in as all humans do just started acting similar or adopting some of the mentality. She just happens to actually be a woman though, and enjoyed the idea of actually acting out the ideas everyone horny posted over either literally or jokingly with far less reluctance because she's permanently knee deep in horny posts everywhere this side of the internet and finds it kinda normal

>>55002450
>This is the only girl who's made me even idly consider steering my ship around and ending my journey
Ermm... Don't actually "dew" it though. You'll be alright anon, it's just exciting and new right now.

Shiori's like a novelty in my head
That I can't keep out, got me watchin' like
Na na na na everyday
It's like my Youtube's stuck on replay
Replay-ay-ay-ay

>Day 3
Still no naked apron Shiori

>>55004925
Hold strong for the shower stream brother

>>55004647
Zoomer cringe
very cute anon

>>55004622
Anon I'm this close to assisted dewicide.
No I'm jk, by turn around I just meant leave the vtuber rabbit hole. I'm not thinking about killing myself lol

That's the last one I'll post for now since I don't want to spend my entire morning on an art dump.

>>55005085
Based anon, saved every one

>>55005085(me)
Now that I'm looking at this one, it might be AI? The white ribbon is a little messed up, along with her pendant/necklace. I can't say for sure though since I really don't have an eye for this kind of stuff.

>>55005053
but thank you for your kindness and concern for a fellow novelite

>>55005085
Thanks anon, enjoy your morning.
>>55005053
Call out for Ouga-man to save you.
Jokes aside, it's not often that I see someone recognizing the kind of hell the rabbit hole is.
Hopefully having Shiori as your oshi doesn't actually lead to any form of ruin in your life / lifestyle.

>Shiori~~~n
>Today, we will be examining some viewer submissions under the microscope!
>First is a submission by (you), a mysterious cup of white liquid, hmmm~~~?
>I wonder what this could be~?
>Does anyone know?
>That's right! Sperm cells! You're so smart chat!
>Now if we switch over to another slide I have prepared, you'll see something I submitted~~~
>That's right, it's an egg, or an ovum more specifically
>Should I mix the two and see how they interact~~~?
>Hmmm~
>Let me put up a poll~~

>>55005391
I read, and heard all of this, in her voice. kek

How do I report dox posts like >>55002891? There is no dox option.

So her collab notice was just poor wording and overreaction?

>>55005586
it was nijifag cope and a bit of the two as well

>>55005391
Whose egg is that, Shiori?

>>55005543
Why are jannies so lax with roommate shit with all of Advent? It's literally everyone.

>>55005586
uhh i don't think anyone really knows yet. i'd love to know one way or the other, but personally i just don't think it's very clear what she meant and it's pretty ambiguous whether she'll do male collabs or not. i'm not trying to doompost here, but if it does matter to you i don't want it to blindside you

>>55005722
that's something i've noticed too. maybe because they're all high profile and obvious?

>>54993464
Made for BBC: https://www.youtube.com/live/9Lpegyp0h4M?t=4384

Shiori but futa

>>55003295
What's up with the oreos?

>>55005586
It definitely was Mumei ass wording but we won't know if it was overreaction for a while.

>>55005771
morin...wawa...gurer...

>>55006010
ok you're right. i don't know honestly. maybe this board underwent a management change like holoen

>>55006046
It's all nijicucks now

I need to hear this woman read Thomas Pynchon. My pretentious /lit/ heart would not be able to handle the perfection. I don't care if she gets absolutely none of it, it needs to happen. ||And considering there's no widely available audiobook for V. her reading it the quintessential one.||

>>55005586
I'd like to think of myself as one of the more mature(?) viewers in that I won't give a shit what happens, she's just entertaining and I have my JP kamioshi if things get really bad.
But even I won't deny that she probably set it up as a Bae-style warning worded poorly.
That's not every anon's cup of tea, she'll surely get grudgeposted to death, anons in this split will disappear over night or fight over the whole "Oh she was GFE but she collabed with a male"
That is to say just, do what you want, think what you want, if you decide to anti her and shitpost in the split then I'll ignore every last one of it but if you choose to take the ride, enjoy it.

>>55006074
>discord spoiler
NO FUCK I'M FUCKIGN REVEALED IM GOING TO FUCKIGN KILL MYSELF

>>55006074
This but Thomas the Tank Engine instead.

>>55006074
>Discord spoilers
Go back

>>55006074
i've been thinking of reading gravity's rainbow for a while. what do you think about that book?

>>55006074
>>55006136
Obligatory, retard.
She's laughing at you right now.
But yes, hearing her read that would be wonderful. Or anything really.

>>55006218
So far the only Pynchon I've read in full is V., Lot 49, and Inherent Vice.
I've had like 3 false starts trying to pick up Gravity's Rainbow and I've always ended up dropping it around page 50/75. It's always been really good, but I am just not at a power level to trudge through Pynchon's more dense prose. Getting through In which Stencil, a quick-change artist, does eight impersonations in V. took me like a month to actually finish.

>>55006528
i see. i've heard good things about lot 49 from a friend i trust. as far as other big hoity toity meme books, i'm a huge fan of dfw's nonfiction but i really am debating whether i should give infinite jest a shot or not. the whole shtick of the book with footnotes so dense you need to rip the book in half to read it properly kind of puts me off, and i've noticed pretty consistently i never like an author's fiction and nonfiction at the same time. but i really do adore his essays.

>>55006667
The Crying of Lot 49 was my favorite novel before I finally got around to reading Blood Meridian. The way Oedipa Maas under goes a weird hallucinogenic trip while she constantly notices the muted post horn and W.A.S.T.E. symbology everywhere was some of the wildest shit I've seen in fiction until I read Mondaugen's Story in V.. I really do need to get around to reading Gravity's Rainbow and Infinite Jest sometime. I hear IJ is a lot easier to read compared to most difficult /lit/core books, it's just incredibly dense.

>>55006913
i'm not sure if this is a /lit/ book, but probably the most recent literaryish book i've read is neuromancer and i'd highly recommend it. it's a trip realizing how nearly singularly it influenced cyberpunk, and i think it was an even bigger influence than blade runner just feeling the vibes. it's one of those cases where the progenitor work is actually as good or better than the things it influenced, and it breathes a lot of life back into an aesthetic that was staid for me, ironically.

I'm already full gosling for my kamioshi, but this is funny to watch

>>55006085
For me it's just a question of motives. Not like I'm going to go full
>I-is that a male? WHAT? THEY EXIST? NO...! AAAARGHHHH, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING AAAAHH, I AM GOING INSANE, I'M GOING MAD
but there is literally not a single rational reason for a HoloEN member to do homocollabs in the current year. You have to go out of your way just to get an opportunity to do content nobody wants except for a couple hundred homobeggars who don't even watch streams. Rrat is kind of an exception because she is a long time homofan herself, but for the rest of them it's mostly stubbornness and spite, and with stubbornness and spite comes new retarded drama every week. Deadbeat-style copes along the lines of "it's good because she makes people seethe" look tiresome. I have enough tiresome stuff IRL. That's why I would just quietly move on.

"I can fix her" mfs when shiori uses them as test subjects

Do Novelites like the idea of a scripting/coding/game dev stream?

For me it's my zigga Dostoevskij

>>55007288
it would be extremely funny seeing how shiori manages to do something that focused linear and logical, yes

>>55007271
Unless her fanbase somehow turns itself into being incredibly creepy, to the point of doxx and SC's being sent of what they'd do to her and it's some fucked up gore, I don't think it will ever be out of spite / stubbornness.
It will almost always be out of the whole "Oh well he wanted to because of X and I thought, sure why not". She's been in the game for years so she has the know-how.
I can almost definitely see Axel asking any of Advent to participate in one of his big song collab projects, for example. Especially Nerissa and maybe Shiori if it turns out she has a good singing voice (Find out on her unarchived karaoke).
She'll probably collab with her 1/2view friends because she and them likely agreed that if any of them made it big they'd give a shoutout to the other (With management permission of course).
But as I said before, it's understandable that things like this, aren't everyone's cup of tea. Quietly moving on if it isn't is always for the best.

>>55007178
Necromancer is incredibly based, have you read the sequel?

>>55007567
I haven't. Is it good?

they are shilling their discord servers in pre chat

Can you faggots stop spamming the catalog for 5 minutes?

>>55007543
>Oh well he wanted to because of X and I thought, sure why not
That could have been true for Mori or even Kronii. Not today. They all already know "why not".

>>55007178
I hear Neuromancer is pretty fucking good.

>>55003380
tiktok was a mistake

>>55007608
They did this yesterday too.
Fan discords are always cancer and they almost always have shit emotes.
Will only ever join an official one with official holo mods.
>>55007638
>Goes out to catalog
>It's a whole bunch of anti / supporting astroturfing
>Goes back here
>We're talking about books
Do you honestly believe it's us spamming it?
>>55007641
If it's something like a song collab akin to what Ina did, then I really don't see the issue, more people are going to see how the girl sings.

https://twitter.com/vestiazeta/status/1686716974917681152

Zeta's a fan it seems.

>>55007735
Didn't she do a tier list on insects, parasites, etc?
Can see why she's a fan.

>>55007724 (me)
To further the point (I kind of hate bringing this up here since it's pretty off-topic), Axel's Bad-End-Night collab cover has hit 1.1m views.
A lot of people that weren't aware of Ina's singing before, were made aware because of that song collab.
If Axel asked Rissa or Shiorin and they said "Sure, I'll participate in your song collab" then what's so bad about it?

>>55007604
It doesn't have quite the same impact as the original, but I think it's quite good. The entire trilogy is great really, Gibson is such an enthralling writer.

>>55007638
It's not us you faggot we're literally just talking about books.
>>55007667
I was surprised how good it was. The prose is something else. I do think it's occasionally too much how much he throws at you at once and could benefit from like five percent trimming, but that's just a quibble. It's easy to see how the whole vibe of cyberpunk birthed itself out of this book. I really can't explain it.

On another note I actually mostly read manga and I just wanna shill a short manga, if you happen to read that medium too. Spectral wizard is fucking incredible and I've never met anyone ever who's even heard of it. I wanna say I got into it from a one page thread on /a/ years ago. It's just one of those really great works languishing in obscurity and it's super short too. It takes like two hours to get through all there is

Orange --> Pink --> Black and White
the state of the catalog

>>55003323
That's just because you're more intelligent than your friends anon. Smart people with good short-term memories can swap back and forth like that without issues.

>>55007893
The first line of necromancer is God tier "The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel". Gibson has such an evocative writing style, instantly sets the scene and themes by describing a bleak, grey world, where technology has overcome humanity and consumed us

>>55003380
sometimes i can turbo focus on something, sometimes i am fucking incapable of doing anything even though ive been planning on doing it for weeks or months. leaving an idea in the back burner of my head for years. specially when it comes to wanting to learn a skill or similar.
>im gonna learn japanese
>ah but i got work/class so ill do it in the weekends
>*laze during the weekend instead*
repeat for months and years.
>sometimes have idea and a sudden burst of la creatividad
>do it
>finish it, nice
>now get burnt out for months
what the fuck is wrong with me

>>55007888
It's funny to me that when he talks about computers he sounds like a grandpa charmingly talking about that Nintendo PlayStation his grandkid always plays. As far as I understand it neuromancer itself is mostly influenced by his experience with druggies going through withdrawals? I don't remember exactly, or in what capacity he was there. But it just goes to show how the direct exigence of a work sometimes disappears into the long shadow it casts.

>>55007913
I love Halloween colors

>>55003380
Yeah, it's fucking stupid. This is what it has come to, everyone even slightly different from average is "autistic". The reality is that normal humans have quite the wide spectrum, and media has just made us hyper-aware of how people are "supposed to" be, like Hollywood actors. I hate it so much, but most people are retards and just parrot whatever they heard online.

>>55007976
turning into creatividad for a short time won't help you with goals that are achieved over time like learning japanese which requires a constant effort over time

>>55004495
Are you saying it's our fault?

>>55007976
So I was and am still in many ways pretty much like you. I did finish a huge creative project that took five years and am currently trying to see it turned into commercial benefit. But to be honest with you, the reason I crossed the finish line is because a friend of mine said he saw the potential and believed in it and worked with me for literal years as a sounding board. I don't mean to say this to discourage you to say you'll never do it without someone to hold your hand like I needed. I guess all I'm trying to say is that you honestly would be surprised what kind of talent and perseverance you have inside of you as long as you find that trigger to bring it out. Life hit me with serendipity in the form of an amazing friend, but there's more than one way to skin a cat. I suggest just be open to happy accidents and feeling the winds of change. You've certainly got something special in you that I'm sure you'll figure out. I promise

>>55008313
Can you say she isn't just one of us?
And where many of us exist in a void of isolation with few people to influence us, who made us but ourselves?

>>55005192
>it might be AI?
No shit.

>>54993464
Bros...
https://twitter.com/Vtuber_Moe/status/1386306971867828226

>>55008523
Who the fuck is this?
I know it's her fucking roommate, don't answer that

>>55007976
As I mentioned to the other anon, you sound a bit like my fiance, probably not to the same extent or even the same symptoms.
That or you suffer from massive amounts of procrastination. Either way as the other anon that replied to you mentioned, having a good friend to stay by you can be amazing.

>>55008523
kek they won't have anything to say about this will they.

>>55008603
PL is different from RM

>>55007178
Neuromancer is incredibly good. Should be required reading for all cyberpunk enthusiasts.

>>55007543
>maybe Shiori if it turns out she has a good singing voice
Let's just say that there's reason to believe that this isn't particularly true. She's probably not as bad as Fauna, but there's a reason she's the one without a cover ready to go at release.

I don't know if I can stay up late again tonight but I really want to watch the stream

>>55008653
rekt

>>55008523
We have to cuck her before she plays us

>>55008523
2021 was a different era, only successful indies were whores

>>55008656
>but there's a reason she's the one without a cover ready to go at release.
Maybe I hallucinated it but I thought she explained why. Oh well, I'm still looking forward to the karaoke.
>>55008672
Don't ruin yourself for a stream anon, there's always the vod. She doesn't have monetization on either so it's not like you're missing the chance to SC her or anything.
If you really wanna catch the stream, take an afternoon nap or something, it'll do you good.

>>55008102
I actually disagree fairly strongly. Not that I don't think people can be hypochondriac, but I think taking a step back and looking at the entire course of human history, it's clear that our fundamental cognition has changed from each technological innovation, and that recent hyper stimuli have become such pervasive parts of our lives that it's not incorrect to say that society as a whole is just becoming more mentally ill. The thing is I'm not even a phone bad doomer, but I actually believe even the development of written language caused certain cognitive shifts that weren't wholly "beneficial" with beneficial being used rather broadly here. There's plenty of empirical evidence to show things like attention span are dropping rapidly, mental health illness is becoming more prominent, though sure you can say that's a self fulfilling prophecy, but it also practically manifests itself in things like our generation being the very first one to have less sex than their parents. At the same time you see some pretty shocking negative societal health developments that suggest to me rather major fundamental health problems that are of course going to manifest on mental health. Men's average testosterone level has dropped to like a half of what it was just fifty years ago. One telling physical result of that is decreasing grip strength over the last fifty years.

I'm sure this all comes off like the water is turning out frogs gay type of reasoning, but my main point is that if everyone loses attention span then it becomes normalized. And that, empirically, everyone has lost attention span. We are actually more ADHD than the last generation.

>>55007976
You sound like a very normal, very ordinary individual. Procrastination is not a sign that you're insane. Most normalfags experience the same thing. It's ridiculous to diagnose everyday problems like this as if it was a disease.

>>55008672
At least you have the option to stay up and watch it. I'm doing training at a new job tonight so I won't be able to catch it. and I'm a /lit/tard too so this one would have appealed to my interests, it fucking hurts bros.

>>55003128
Now I'm worried that her lack of a filter will cause her to say something stupid out of reflex and yab herself out of hololive at some point. She hits that niche for me like nobody else and it would be horrifying to lose her.
I mean if we're arguing that she's /here/ then how much of /us/ has she committed to her subconscious? How much of 4chan and the like has she consumed and how much has she avoided? Can she avoid stepping on a mine when her mind is going a million miles a minute? It's like she's riding on the edge and now I can't stop thinking about it bros...

Will reading make me smart

Bookmarking Shiori's leatherback for later use!

>>55008029
Basically yeah, he frames technology as a collective drug that humanity is strung out on, and our unhealthy technological habits as a disease eating out society.

I watched Shiorin' stream for like 2 days and I KNOW she is /here/

So... I really like this girl. Why did God cursed (blessed) me to be European?
I am forever a dirty vod-watcher.
Life really is suffering uh

>>55008950
Anon, Cover isn't some trial by fire company. This will sound like corpo worship, but they're fucking smart. If she yabs or gets close to yabbing, her manager will grab her and stop her, tell her off and then things will continue.
She herself has been doing this for a long time, I'm positive that she knows what she's doing. And even if she gets close to teetering off the edge, she has her genmates, and her manager to pull her back.

Any bakers alive or do I try my hand at it? (Expect it to be bad but I'll try copy pasting based off what was discussed way earlier)

>>55008402
No, I agree. I just got the feeling that you were assigning blame. Never mind then!

>>55009126
I'm at work. If I see embeds, I'm gonna laugh at you

>>55009027
Shiori, if you're reading this I want you to know this isn't a meme, this isn't a joke, you are genuinely the peak female personality and anyone would be lucky to have someone half as amazing as you are. Your streams, the few there are, have genuinely inspired me to better myself so I can become the type of man someone half as amazing as you would find attractive. Thank you and keep up the amazing work, queen.

>>55009297
No promises, feel free to have a hearty kek.

I think this is the fastest I've seen people devoted to a new girl.

I don't know what collab I'm looking forward to the most, Shiori x Fauna or Shiori x Mumei but I hope that they can all be friends and get along very well.

>>55009387
Hot topic goth/emo mixed with genuine, pure, unmitigated autism is the type of woman that only a fool wouldn't want to wed. I genuinely didn't think I'd be falling for her like this but here we are.

>>55009026 (me)
Look at the main character, he is basically just a drug addict, but for the matrix. he spent like every moment of his adult life immersed in it, so when an injury made him unable to use it anymore he fell into such a deep depression that he dedicated his life to crime and degeneracy in order to get enough money to fix it, or die in the process. He's literally just a sci-fi heroin addict

>>55008908
To be honest, as someone diagnosed with ADHD but that sure accepts maybe it was just some quack and I'm just validating my issues -- I really think everyone just looks at this issue the wrong way. It really doesn't matter whether or not you make it into the disease club or not. What does matter is what course of action leads to your best life. Whether or not I actually have ADHD, what I can say is that ADHD medication turned my life around. But that's a very relative statement. I was in college when I started taking it. In a certain sense I was a more than fine achiever headed for a fairly normal life. But, at any rate, I eventually got on ADHD medication and after years of figuring what works and what doesn't I've become someone who's much happier with who I am, and it really started there for me.

But of course to translate my personal experience into a diagnosis of anon, and a testimony that he should take meds is absurd. Not only does everyone have different biochemistries, and a hard time trying to quantify subjective difficulties, but also not everyone agrees philosophically whether pharmaceuticals are truly safe in the long run, or if they're actually addressing an existing impairment or simply buffing an individual who may very well be neurotypical. There are plenty of pharm horror stories. Not to mention there are a million ways to improve yourself and deal better with your mind, all of which I've also had to pursue, like meditation, exercising, occasionally going camping to unplug, reading to expand the mind, so on and so forth. It's true that maybe what anon needs isnt Adderall but a nice benchplane so he can give wood working a shot. Well. Probably not woodworking. It's a pretty expensive hobby.

Anyway my real point is, I think a solution focused mindset where pharmaceuticals are considered as a genuine and viable option with unknown risks is the best way to go about it. One thing about pharms is they really are noncommittal. You can give Adderall or Wellbutrin or Ritalin a shot and see if they help, and it's up to your own personal maturity and character to make an honest assessment of whether they make you a more capable person and, more importantly, a better person.

I like Shiori's voice

>>55009536
He ruined his body trying to get that one perfect high shitting up the catalog...

>>55009387
There is a vast demilitarized zone between what girls THINK men want:
>aren't they cutest when they're almost retarded?
What investors DEMAND that men want:
>a sweet pure blooded idol who is also a shameless whore and cocktease
and what men ACTUALLY want:
>dorky autistic gf who enjoys hanging out while rambling about her passions

ATTENTION, Im baking a new thread. do not bake

>>55009984
thanks opchama

>>55009984
>closes the one I had ready
Thanks boss.

>>55009984
very considerate of the 2hus

>>55009847
[Spoiler]who also sprinkles in 5 sexual innuendos a minute[/spoiler]

>>55010080
Absolute retard. >>55006227

Migrate
>>55010132
>>55010132

>>55010042
Honestly, you're probably a more experienced baker, I just thought nobody else would. We're on page 10 here.

>>55010214
I'm this anon. I'm not. >>55009126
>>55009343
It would have been my second time trying.

>>55009387
she's probably the closest thing to an anon's dream waifu is. She knows the things (you) are enticed by.