/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>bijouver
SHE'S HERE

BIJOUWARI DA

Chat is stealing our memes again

>This girl thought BOTW was too easy
I can't wait to see her fight the lynel gauntlet

>>54959534
>tfw lynels are tougher than all other bosses in the game

>>54959297
Is youtube being laggy for anyone else?

>>54959691
Yeah, I'm suffering

>>54959297
Love me some rock

>>54959691
youtube's functionality can fuck up depending on your region cuz of how the site's set up. im in the us midwest and its fine for me

>>54959691
fine for me

>>54959534
Isn’t that where you can just spam the smokescreen shroom?

If you're responding to digger posts it
s already BIJOUWARI DA

She's going to sell me, bros... How do I cope?

>>54959854
I didn't know about that but I don't think Bijou is going to figure that out.

>>54959947
Your sacrifice will help her buy her hat bro.. It's worth it.

>>54959947
rock and stone

Biboo cute!

Does she... have no seeds?

>>54959534
Man I walked into that a bit early. Not even one dungeon done. Luckily all my hours in botw taught me how easy it is to cheese with flurry and mounting. The fucking armored one at the end though? Scared the shit out of me. Had to use all my best monster material on him.

Honestly she probably *does* find the combat east and is hiding her souls power level a bit. Maybe if she keeps playing we will see that constant flurry rush and bullet time spam most players actually do.

>>54959947
Just relax and try to enjoy it.

>>54960333
She can have my seed

>>54959947
It means you are valuable, and you helped her achieve her hopes and dreams (of getting a new dress)

I think she might have a slight case of severe brain damage.

>>54960596
Evidently, you're right.

>I FEEL FINE

>I feel fine

>>54960596
I think you may be right.

>>54960596
its the nerves hopefully

>>54959657
King Gleeok and phase 3 Ganondorf gave me a harder time (didn't use food, items or arrows on ganon though)

>>54960764
nerve gas

>>54960596

this is fine

>>54960596
She's merely entertaining us

>>54960596
Good

>>54960764
Personally I’m pulling for the brain damage

>>54960596
yeah but its fine because its cute

>>54960054
Here’s the thing. All mobs go blind with the smokescreen

And there’s a weapon that lets you reuse consumable items attached to it

And riding on the back and using the rodeo attack doesn’t consume weapon durability

>>54960846
Migo would be proud.

I can't laugh at her, I also can't whistle...

that whistle was adorable holy fuck

i was paying attention to the demon hag, why is she mining zonaite?

Imagine not being able to whistle

She's so fucking cute what the hell

Only pebbles that can whistle can post in this thread

>>54961178
Yeah...

a rock that can whistle would be sus

>>54961109
why she so cute????

>>54961169
why wouldn't she?
she's in the tutorial

>>54961178
It's fine if you're a cute girl

>>54961109
Make an on with your lips, open your teeth slightly, tip of the tongue behind the teeth and middle of tongue near palate and blow. It's that easy. Then you can play with the tongue to get the right notes.

>>54961178
I can do it with my lips AND my teeth

>>54961169
>why is she
That has been the theme of the whole stream. Answer has been, because she can.

SWALLOWED A FLY LETS GOOOOO

extra protein!

bijou is a frog

My bug eating wife...

Has YOUR oshi swallowed a fly on stream? Mine has

I want to be that fly

You will eat the bugs

Lucky ass fly just got vored

Eat ze bug

>>54961178
>>54961229
https://vocaroo.com/113G4PIAB7ZL
You can't post here if you don't post a proof you can whistle.

God I wish I was that fly

>ate a fly
Gotta start small, spider eating comes later.

>>54961707
fly hate

>vorefags

>>54961802
She's on the path to become the strongest idol

>>54961951
You cannot escape Big God Mion

Me, my oshi and my friends.

Where is Bijou on the Mohs hardness scale?

>Has #kirakirakoseki
>Doesn't write it down in the bio
What a dope...

I will never not hate the "let them cook" shit

I can't go on anymore bros, see you bijouter

>>54962129
That reminds me, i havent done a pebbelsona yet

>>54961734
https://voca.ro/1bj0B3viwgWv

>>54962383
Bye EUbro

>>54962383
I bijou adieu

>>54962371
let her cook bruh you got no rizz doe fr fr no cap

>>54962428
kek

So funny how it being a skateboard clicked

>City Escape
She keeps getting better.

I was up - did she swallow the fly on purpose? Or was it an accident?

>>54962730
She did not swallow a fly it didn't happen

>>54962730
It was a quantum fly

I love how this is pretty much her default expression.

>>54963111
That smile makes me smile.

>>54963111
That's how the flies get caught.

>>54963111
She looks even dumber while smiling, i love it.

>>54963111
Same, she's the perfect mix of cute and retarded

She's torturing Koroks again..

>>54963323
He's getting the best seat

Retard….

>>54963323
And so proud of herself.

>>54963323
what do you mean? she's being considerate!

>>54963111
Unironically too cute for this world

She might be stupid

flashes in the pan of genius, but mostly very dumb.

>>54963323
Sounds like she's playing the game right

>>54963323
Torturing Koroks is the real new content all along.

>>54963323
kill them all!

Didnt she say no backseating

total korok death

>>54963539
Rock brain please understand. It only makes her cuter

Kill him

Korok torture is on the criminal record, but will she upgrade it to korok murder? Or perhaps Korok genocide?

>>54963716
She likes being told what to do

>>54963716
Yeah. She said if she wanted help she'd ask.

Korok torture is standard for the course in these games

Those pots are going to fall on someone's head and kill them.

>>54964136
Collateral, just like boulders breaking into more pebbles.

>>54963920
I await with great joy when she gains access to rockets.

>>54964136
"I'm reckless"
-Bijou 2023

>>54963111
Looks dumb i like it

I admit despite knowing what to do here I decided to just run up the rail to see if I can

You can by the way

You can also solve this by riding a minecart on your shield, I couldn't fucking believe it.

>short stream, I need to limit myself
>almost 3.5 hours in still going
Pebbles we just keep winning. My sleep schedule is gonna get raped when she’s allowed to stream as long as she wants, I can’t wait.

i'm so glad my new job let's me out early afternoon so i will be able to watch rock cunny and demon mommy singer

>>54964531
The power of the Dreamcast generation.

>>54964565
I hope she forgets to look at the time and just keeps going

that brought a new definition to rocks for brains

>>54964565
Do the managers still restric their stream hours? Tought that was an omega thing.

>>54964565
It just keeps getting better

I've never stuck with another zelda stream because they're usually so fucking boring. But this little gremlin is actually somehow making it entertaining.

>>54964756
omegatroon got omegafired

>faggot pointing out how long it's been
EVERY TIME

>>54964868
same. this gem is something else

>>54964868
I swear ToTK is a gremlin's wet dream. There's just so much crazy/dumb shit you can do and it'll actually work.

>>54964718
YOU FUCKING JINXED IT

LET HER HAVE FUN

she's too cute, its bijouver

Damn, a streamer that loves streaming.
my eyes are tearing up

>will keep playing until she beats it
Hope you're ready for TOTK 150-parter

>>54964942
I can't imagine how these "people" function, fucking autistic retards

>She's gonna keep playing it

>>54964868
True, i tried watching ina's stream but i just couldnt. This rock is something else.
I hope she plays the yakuza games, its one of my favorite franchises.

>she likes to finish games
I'm home...

>your oshi doesn't play games till the end but Bijou does

>watching fuwamoco with bijou in the background
>as the dog girls are saying some cute and heartwarming stuff, I faintly hear the rock screaming and losing her mind in the background
>I smile
life is perfect

>>54964942

>>54965266
I'm so happy. That's all I need from her, besides being cute of course.

>>54965229
she will. she only played zero but will play all

>running through the snow without any protection
She's just like me, dumb and free.
>fucking dies
JUST LIKE ME

>>54965266
I just hope she dosent go full on on the completionist autism because then we get shit like the schedules that where all FF and elden ring.

>>54965530
1000 korok seed collection stream let’s fucking gooooo

>I’m gonna play this until I beat it
Kino full LPs, I hate when tubers start a game and don’t finish it.

>>54965399
Life is pretty damn good right now i have to say

Now that's what I call cooking over an open flame.

>well at least everything's calm now
after she murders everything near
lmao

>>54965229
Like a dragon would be perfect for her

>>54966049
standard nintendo protag

>fuse ruby to stick
fuck chat. fuck them so much

oh she's gaming now

>>54966139
Same anon. It’s also great because viewers don’t need to know anything about the other games to understand and enjoy the story

Beeb you motherbeepers!

>>54966139
The English voice acting was pretty good too, but no doubt she will play it in Japanese.

>>54964919
And it was by far the best thing EN ever did. Praise the Jap system

FUCKING DIED

our rock is a suicide bomber..

She became a terorrist

Shes really the type to read messages in souls games huh

>I know what to do
>Dies
This cute rock...

Inshallah brothers

Beautiful.

>Everything is on fire! Whatever!

You can just napalm the native creatures? Shit sounds fun, might give the game a chance.

>>54964756
She mentioned that she can’t stream for too long and has to limit herself. A couple hours in she talked about getting a discord message and worrying that she was getting bonked. I think management probably requested she try and keep streams shorter during the debut period.

Why did she do that

>>54967159
Bomb flowers, fire fruit, rubies fused to weapons, where there's a will to light things on fire, there's a way.

>Flame Emitter
Dear god...

Does anyone know when her membership will open up? Need to set a countdown to when I can throw money at her.

>>54967787
Nah, we have no idea.

>>54964756
Yes management thing. Also for her to not overlap but the other girls said it's fine.

>>54967787
Slow your roll, they aren't even monetized yet

>anything can be solved with a long stick, probably
wise words

>>54967787
We have no clue, my guess is in like 1 or 2 weeks.

Can Bijou deliver salvation from fligugigu unto me?

>>54967787
a month minimum. but I'm assuming they are waiting for their emotes before opening up membership. estimating between 1-6 mos

>korok torture simulator stream every week until she beats it
LET'S GO

>>54968263
Emotes are often built from the memes of their first weeks of streaming. It's why they are often weeklong efforts for new members.

>>54968517
Sounds kino, first time im looking foward to a totk stream

Cute hiccup

management bonking her.. worrying for her burning out

She's so smart bros

>>54968624
They need to fuck off and let her stream.

>Why cut when you can set it on fire
My pyromaniac daughter

She's pretty smart at this game. Makes it pleasant to watch her play instead of watching anime girl play on par with a game reviewer.

>>54968624
They need not worry, rocks don’t burn they just turn to magma

>>54969202
what

Does anyone have angry Bijous? She is always happy so i feel like those would be pretty rare.

>>54969202
have we been watching the same stream

>>54969464
Angry Bijou would be a rare sight and would most likely be in jest. Can't help you right now.

ogey

>>54969464

>>54969464
I'm guessing what we're going to get is bratty pouting

>>54969722
That's not angry

>>54969464
Wow, I actually don't have an angry Bijou.

>>54969464
Only one I have

It took me like half the game to realize you didn't have to use those things one at a time at gacha, I felt so retarded.

>>54969782
Look at her mood crystal

rare footage of bijou actually angry

>>54964565
I wouldn't call 12h of fucking Zelda winning. This shit is streamer poison.

>>54969464

>>54969782
closest ive got

>>54969959
I'm enjoying it

>>54969959
sure if you're a numberfag, but you wouldn't be a numberfag, would you?

>>54970180
It's just boring as shit. And starting your career with number killing game is not the greatest idea. But she plays a lot of different stuff so whatever.

>>54969959
Some of us like Zelda.

>now they're having babies
This rock...

>>54970478
I can't believe she allowed Link to get pregnant, and before meeting with Sidon first.

>>54970478
I want to hold her hand...

>>54970011
>flames in the gem
huh, very neat

I'll take responsability Bijou

>>54970404
That's a subjective opinion, I'm enjoying the stream. Besides she's enjoying the game so, if she doesn't particularly care about numbers then so what?
Numberfaggotry is the worst plague on this board. She's part of Hololive, she'll do fine.

>>54970620
Her inner arsonist mood core?

so why is zelda the only sage that has a real ability and doesn't just give you a shitty ghost clone

>>54970645
sorry to tell you this bud. you have no hands..

>>54970884
It's her legend

>>54970725
Just shitpost at it or call it a faggot until it shuts up and leaves to shit up the catalog eventually anyway

Please don't go..

>>54970884
Royal family bullshit.

>>54970939
t-they are buried!

nyo...

shes leaving bros...

BAU BAU

>brainlets saying long stream
was a good stream though, i love this rock.

>baited by health check door
>Oh by the way link, you must do one more thing to leave tutorial island!
>instant motivation loss

when is bijou's next stream

Bijou next time, pebbles.

>>54971318
I blame management and that one fucker telling her it's been for this long

>>54971794
Check the schedule

Bijou just threw some pebbles to some dogs

>>54971794
Tomorrow same time, phasmo
Then 2 hrs later she's doing a collab on Nerissa's channel

>>54971794

>>54971968
Savage.

I miss her already, pebblebros

>>54971811
Not convinced management is enforcing this, may be self-imposed

>>54971794
Phasmo at 7:00 est
Goose game with nerissa at 9:00 est

>>54971968
Absolute fucking menace this child.

>>54972071
she was bonked earlier so she had to

> check Shiorin stream
> dog stomach

>>54972054
It’s ok anon there’s always tomorrow

I’m going to hit myself until I’m knocked out for about 16 hours

>>54971811
too early for endurance streams I guess. also prob trying to help with the gen stream overlap

Ruffian here. Thanks for the raid, Pebblebros.

>>54972614
Doggos are cute. I stuck around.

>>54971968
KEK
>Pebbles can be Ruffians too!
I love those dogs.

>>54972822
This rock, the dogs, and the demon have been great so far. Shiori's an acquired taste, for certain, but she definitely doesn't do what anyone in Hololive does, so she still has a chance to keep going for years.

It feels good having things to look forward to pretty much everyday. Im very happy.

Pebble love

>>54973184
Agreed. I need to go back to watch vods for Shiori later, I saw tidbits in the catalogue that caught my interest but I wanted to watch Bijou do more silly stuff so I didn't open another tab.

>>54973184
there's just something about Shiori's voice that doesn't grab me. I don't know what it is.

>>54972822
Yeah, really the only member of Advent pebbles will have a hard time watching at the moment is Rissa, and that's only because Bijou is to strong. Even with limiting herself and Rissa starting an hour after her, she managed to stream through Rissa's entire block. Just gonna have to watch Rissa's vods, hopefully they start separating out their timeslots more.

>>54974015
Its a shame because Rissa is the one i want to watch the second most. I watched her vod from yesterday earlier today and will do the same tomorrow.

>>54967787
she'll appreciate your 100 ARS

>>54974240
Same, it's a shame but Rock wife comes before all

Bibou doko...?

>>54974015
I already watch too many to keep up with even if I wanted to catch up on VODs, Bijou might be the only Advent I'll keep up with consistently sadly

>>54974477
Bibou koko in our hearts.

>>54974714

I cant wait for tomorrows phasmo, feels great to finally have consistent schedules and fun games, plus a great personality of course.

>>54975205
She's gonna burn the houses, will she?

>>54975647
of course
a house can't be haunted if it burns to the ground, can it?

Hi pebbles just wanna say I appreciate Bijou's habit of raiding, it's cute and I hope it becomes more common within Hololive.

>>54974015
Yeah, I watched her unpacking VOD and enjoyed it, but then today I had to choose between them again. At least the collab tomorrow won't make me choose, should be good.

>>54976186
Sending all the ghosts down to hellfire and brimstone, right at their newfound comfort of those homes.

fuck ToTK

>>54976275
Seems like everyone in the gen raids

fuck ToT

>>54976275
yeah, it seems to be standard with Advent
Rissa sent her stream to Shiori

>>54976648

>>54976634
did the twins raid also?

From gremlin Biboo playingg Zelda to comfy Kaela Minecraft... Hololive can be quite good.

>>54977000
yep, also sent everyone to Shiori, since she's the last one streaming

>tfw have to watch the vod because she streams too early/late

>>54977000
they did raid shiori, who is unfortunately the only one in the gen i can't watch
she's really trying very hard with the 'i can fix her' meme and it throws me off

>>54977456
i wouldnt mind giving her a chance despite her red flags but i was eating and she popped up on screen with a freaking ant on the microscope. I'll just wait until next time, thank you very much.

https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1686584179314884608
lol

>>54978228
ROCK FOR BRAINS

>>54978228
Bijou...

>>54978228
Ponseki Bijou

>>54978228
uuuuuoooooohhhhh

I want bijou to fart in my face, for the experience

>>54978228
I wonder if this made it better

>>54978228
i didn't even notice desu

>>54978710
Probably smells like sulfur

I want bijou to shit in my mouth

>>54978795
Same desu

>>54978773
It did. We were immerse in her rockin' voice.

>>54978843
she drops rocks

>>54979182
Kidney Stones

>>54978228
She's pon, but she's got spirit.

>can't reach the pedal
wtf is she actually ~140cm?

how old is bijou

>>54959297
Rock and Stone, Pebbles!

>>54979528
Her tastes in games and references suggests anywhere between zoomer and late millennial.

>>54979528
My guess is 25~30 from her likes. You had to be of a certain age to grow up with certain things.

>>54979470

Pretty sure most of the holos models are close to if not the same as their actual height.

>>54979647
Nice. Hope she plays this game, it's pretty fun.

>>54979754
if she lived in non english speaking country then you can deduct 5 years from her estimated age since it took a lot of time for stuff to get translated and reach other countries

>>54979754
Agreed, all her discussion on video games points toward 25-30, we can safely assume she's within that range. Based Jap giving us true lolibaba with the endurance of Korone.

so kute

>>54980870
She's definitely American. She's a Thai hafu, her Thai is okay but she's not fluent, which is why Mamajou scolded her to practice her thai more after debut

She's like Kobo if she could speak English. Pretty fun. I hope she doesn't continue her Zelda streams.

>>54981495
I liked it because it was very chill and she was clearly enjoying it a lot which is fun to me. Besides i think she is going to be a very consistent person and as such stream a lot so it won't matter if something isn't your cup of tea.

>>54981748
i dont really care for zelda but commiting to a game and finishing it (and making a playlist) makes me a happy pebble

>>54981495
Kobo but better is good

>bijou already stopped
>gura still going
bros, our marathon streamer...

>>54982361
Yeah, I don't get why she's not just streaming a lot from the get-go.

>>54982648
probably management related things

>>54982683
lmao, the cope, maybe she's just lying her as off and you fell for it with 0 evidence

>>54982954
Then im afraid that i have no choice but to correct her. Ass correction to be exact.

>>54979325
I'm growing my own Bijou in my kidney

>>54983059
imagine the aroma

>>54981045
easily my favorite design in holoEN, its so friggin good

>>54983069
brother please drink more water

>>54983069
Shit sounds painful bro.

>>54983059
hahaha more cope, guess that's what happen when you oshi someone 2 streams in, enjoy your "long" 3 hour nintenshit content with your "gamer" loli

>>54983069
for your sake, I hope it's not true

>>54983069
Uohhhhhh kidney stone bijou erotic,,,,
please drink water

Cute stream art.

>>54983640
Part of me wishes that the stick was on fire.

>>54979528
She’s the same age as Laplus

uuuuuooooooohhhhh

bros, all the other advents are having such creative streams and we are stuck with TOTK...

>>54982954

Obvious bait, but she would regularly stream 5+ hours in her past life.

>>54985240
Cuuuuuuuute!

>>54985240
Cute rock collection.

>>54985240
:| :3
:D ;3
:D
:o :D

>>54985341
guess being the runt of advent tires her out

>>54984887
I really like this style

Not even a week and she's already show herself to be a pyromaniac.

>>54985565

being the runt is required for cute and funny.

>>54985236
I like comfy gaming streams more than gimmicks to be honest

>>54985240
uuuuuoooooohhhhh!!!

>>54985685
I meant being a failure numberwise

>>54986228
(You)

>>54985704
shame she has neither, you know you can still change? it's not like you have a huge investment on her untalented ass 3 streams in

>>54959297
How... big is a Pebble?
Are we puny compared to Takodachis...

>>54986268
>no arguments
oof, guess the gura killer curse still is real

>>54986513
i'd like to believe pebbles are too big to comfortably lift...unless we're literal pebbles and Bijou can just collect us on her desk

>>54986513

small enough to fit in a butthole judging by some of the fanart.