/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

NEW TABLET TOMORROW?

I love my little sister very much !

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

I told you, pippa's type is criminals.

Pipkiss

Airi is cute

Which phase connect girl would hold someone close and tell them they are loved and have value?
Asking for someone who really needs it…

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 13 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>54985319
I'm so in bros.

>>54985334
https://www.twitch.tv/pippa

[Pippa News]
Blonde spotted.

>spoilerbito
Are you that faggot who showed his asshole here?

>>54985178
jelly getting bullied about wanting to be a smol mother was adorable but also sad

>>54985479
It's gonna happen!

catch

>Blonde is beautiful
Why is Pippa such a nazi?

Pippa LOVE

>>54985534
mayhaps

>>54985571
I mean, I'm watching her jong right now, your loss.

>>54985667
hitler particle maxxing

>>54985690
she jongin

>likes villans
>likes the teasing types
>likes brother types
>likes blondes
I’m 3 out of 4

>>54985319
And apparently blue-eyed blondes with slicked back hair according to what she just said.

I love Tenma. I will never get tired of saying it. I love her so much. Because of my love I will continue to work on myself, so that I will have better chances of getting her to date me. Obviously, I don't want to stop at dating, so sooner or later I will marry her. And, in our happy marriage, we will have kids. And all of us will be happy. I love Tenma.

>that 1p discard
Pippa...

>>54985773
4/4 baby

>>54985686
And you're here because? Is this revenge for the FemanonRAPE yab I caused in Hime's stream?

>>54985425
Wemi

>>54985873
I doubt you are a brother type or a villain

Pippa love~!

I haven't played since the last jong arc. I guess its time to try and jong my sister wife.

Idol Michiru!

>>54985950
Two sisters and I'm an internet shitlord.

Pippa saved me from watching the siren, but I'm not sure if I wanted to be saved

>>54985877
i like playing mahjong

>>54985425
Wemi has said this in some of her ASMRs.

oh shit a henya raid

Spippa model needs to come back some day. It was too good.

>7k Henya raid
Holy shit!

>>54985619

>>54985619

>>54986091
I was just about to say it was gonna be a cozy 3view guerilla

>>54985619

>>54986091
You didn't know Henya was based?
Say no to trans rights dayo

>>54986094
>>54986106
Such coordination!

>>54986082(me)
I clicked the wrong image but that works too.

Holy fuck imagine a 4 way collab between Tenma, Pippa, Lisa, and Henya, as they do a virtual tour of a museum. Oh my god imagine

She forgot how to play mahjong? She's just like Akagi...

>Shower for the first time in two weeks
>Missed some jong
Showering is always a mistake

Henya-sama

>>54986242
shut your mouth

>>54986219

It would be nice if Phase Connect had an ASMR talent.

https://www.youtube.com/live/qiAnLROp2dA?feature=share

I can hear the gears in Uruka's brain turning. Her screams if fear and frustration empower me.

>>54986241
The museum tour as her coworkers drifted in and out of stream and the thread was sharing weird animal facts was peak comfy.

>>54986384
ask slugtits or ember

>>54986384
Wemi did sexy asmr for a while

>hm I wonder why some of these tiles are glowing
>oh well I'm sure it's not important

>>54986384
Go watch squ chan

Pippa: I don't believe in supersticions.
Also Pippa: Scared to play with a wooden board because she thought it would summon demons.

Erina should sit on my face and suffocate me with her damp pussy

>>54986632
Demons are real anon.

What a stream to get a big raid on

>Pippa jonging
>Kirsche collab with Sawa
>Marimari back
>Erina and Uruka on youtube
there are nights when there's NO ONE on, and then there are nights like this

>>54986632
>he doesn't know demons are real

>>54986703
Yeah, her D&D group

>>54986703
I know, but you don't summon them by playing with a wooden board made for girl's slumber parties.

>>54986241
>Pippa and Lisa
Their collabs are always great

this is physically painful, it wasn't nearly as bad watching her when I barely understood jong, but it's so much worse after 3 months of playing

>>54986793
nono, girl's slumber parties are some of the best dinners you'll ever find

>>54986850
I have no idea whats happening lol

its kinda wild how Pippa is well-known in the vtuber sekturr now, even some of the Holos are fans of hers. How does she do it?

>>54986850
Was about to post exactly the same thing.

>>54986850
Its a game of luck, memory, and strategy, all things pippa lacks.

>>54986850
Me too.
I think Pippa has also got a lot worse
Or maybe I have gotten better

>>54986746
>pic
I honestly can't tell if this is AI or if it was done to look like AI

>>54986850
imagine how painful it is when you know enough to follow jonging manga

>>54986062
I don't.
Are you winning?

>>54986925
What exactly does she have?

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>54986911
by being funny, not understanding her childhood trauma, and having the giants of streaming notice her over time

itty bitty titty

>>54986632
That board is not superstition and its unironically real that it allows demons to enter your home/you. Thankfully there was an anon that was praying for Pippa to not use the board when the jewtuber was goading her to use it and his prayers were succesfull in that pippa chose not to use it.

>>49478105
Cool, why don't you tell me fish's cut from stream? Talents' cut from merch? The IP rights of invaders? Contract details? If the talent even know each others contracts or cuts? Your parasocial bonds with the talent who can't leave without losing their entire identity doesn't mean much objectively.

>>54986850
I saw her try to play Connect 4 on Yubicraft, I understand your pain even if I don't know mah jong

>>54987005
shes charming in spite of everything

>>54984697
>>54984737

>>54986850
Watching Pippa play games poorly is a good pain.

>>54987005
Me.

REEEEEEEE PIPPA THAT'S FURITEN

>>54986746
Why does marimari keep disappearing anyway?

>>54986957
that's a ludicrously accurate StG-44 for AI generation

>>54987005
pipkin.

>>54987069
holy shit where did she go

>>54987005
the smell

>>54987023

>>54987112
female refractory period

>>54987112
Plap plap plap

I think Lia is weak to cunnilingus.

>>54987112
I don't know, none of my business

>>54987122
that's the exact reason I'm unsure if it's AI or not, this and other little details like the flag and the ACAB

You did delete your missing teeth pics of Pippa after she said they made her sad, right anon?

I've gotten worse since I last played. I'm just going to revert to my strat of getting rid of the tiles that get me out of tanyao until I can riichi.

>that chi

I miss Panko, I miss her a lot...

>this plays the game for me
It certainly does.

>>54987069
I'll catch you one day, Neko-Nasa.

>>54987303
https://files.catbox.moe/b8mgex.mp4

>>54987265
>tiles that get me out of tanyao
You mean into tanyao?

>>54987112
Gone to 5 guys

>>54986384
Some like Erina have tried but are pretty much beginners. Panko had one but it's behind members

>>54987213
it's probably a ai image that someone did manual touch up work on

>>54987251
bullying Pippa is always correct

>>54987303
Don't worry anon, her suspension will end soon.

couldn't watch live, just started up Pippas stream.
hows my night about to go?

>>54987265
>>54987340
Nevermind, realized what you meant. Read it wrong.

>>54986827
i love the dynamic between these two like you wouldn't believe

I think the auto draw and discard is better than Pippa playing

>>54987418
Really comfy.
She's jonging on twitch rn though

>Pippa playing jong to guns and roses
Unexpected comfy kino, but always welcomed.

>>54987414
half of Italy has been on fire for the past week, it's not a suspension

>>54986668
Anon please I'm at work, stop trying to make me hard

>>54987418
Pic related.

Who raided her? I'm never gonna get in with these numbers.

>>54987251
No.

>>54987493
henya

>>54987373
did you not hear her read the pregnancy schizo post?
Are you /sure/ bullying is always correct?

>>54987493
Ctrl+F "raid"

>>54987493
Pikamee I mean Henya.

>>54987418
She on twitch right now. Stream was good. my art was shit and embarrassing

>>54987490
yeah laughed at that opening.

>>54987451
>comfy
bodyhorror always is anon.

>twitch
nah.

>>54987493
Henya
>>54987510
I fell asleep during her youtube stream

>>54987493
Henya dumped 7k people into her stream.

I have no idea what's going on

>>54987569
>Opening

It gets better as the stream goes on.

>>54987584
don't worry there are multiple clips of it for very obvious hormonal reasons

>>54987623
Just go with it bro

watching this erina stream 1-handed

I swear to god if she drops that 3s or 6p

>>54987623
me neither

>>54987623
Just go with the flow anon.

>>54987659
yeah shes currently modifying herself live. i can tell this is gonna be a good night.
sadly making me miss a dead /quest/ i used to be involved in though...

>>54987373
Do not bully pippa she is a sweet girl and our friend. We only bully in the friendly manner like friends do, but since she said it makes her sad, it is no longer friendly. We pray for our friend Pippa instead.
>A new commandment I give unto you: That you love one another, as I have loved you, that you also love one another.
- John 13:34

at least the jongers here are having fun

>>54987682
This webm goes hard to the tune of living on a prayer

Time literally disappears when I'm watching Pippa....

z

>>54987767
Jongers having fun is a bad thing.

>>54987842
Goodnight.

>>54987770

>>54987770
friends don't ignore people on there birthdays

>>54987844
panko enjoys jonging when she isn't forced to flee intercourse and catastrophic fires

>>54987881
>there

Chat telling Erina to take it easy from spicy noodles...
>Streamelements: Friendly reminder not to backseat!
Okay I guess we'll just let her suffer

>>54987881
>there

>>54987842
Goodnight Doremu

>>54987251
I never saved any in the first place

I am currently loosing to easy AI
This is why I fucking quit this minigame in Yakuza

>erina can't swallow

Goodnight /pcg/

>>54987842
Sleep well, lil Doremu.

I miss comfy tenhou threads

>>54988059
>loosing

I don’t get why people like jong so much. It just seams like it’s just over complicated dominos.

If you need to puke then do it on stream
that is like the number 1 rule of vtubing

>>54987881
what about on here birthdays though

>>54988123
Same reason why people like poker

[Erina News] She gave up

>>54986993
yea

>>54988059
Skill issue. Bronze room can be easier if you get set up with someone you can't keep their hands off the chinpo buttons.

>>54987881
whose birthday did Pippa miss?

>>54988123
Luck-based enough to keep it fresh, skill-based enough to keep it interesting. Think of it like playing cards with friends

>>54988218
Lia's

>>54988169
She's gonna puke her guts out.

>>54988165
poker is only good because it has betting and bluffing

I'm going to rape the grammar/spelling Nazism out of Pankophiles.

>>54988230
What about the blood transfusion machine?

>>54987842
nini doremu!
>>54988102
nini michiposter!

>>54988165
insane RNG that mostly boils down to shitposting so hard that others believe all your bluffing, yet somehow attracts a crowd of people that not only autisticly follows the odds, but also seethes when the person they're watching doesn't?

>>54988261
>grape

>>54988230
I like it but I also play a lot of gin rummy.

>>54988218
she didn't do a call-in for lia's birthday.
at least two threads ruined over people arguing over that.

reminder that Celeste is a sick tranny game

>>54988257
mahjong has betting and bluffing too anon...

>>54986746
>>Pippa jonging
Nothing of value lost.

>>54988269
That's just a roundabout way to fulfill my vampire fetish, it's not strictly necessary

>>54988102
Goodnight.

w-what did hime mean by this... is she into tentacles?

>>54988253
Pippa didn't miss Lia's birthday, she just gave Lia the gift of a reprieve from sheer embarrassment.
only fans would understand how that works.

>>54988395
how new?

>>54988253
>>54988317
who gives a shit about Lia

>>54988261
wouldn't it be Fascism instead.
You know, cus italian.

>>54988261
>>54988309

>>54988321
a shame, came in with the erina raid and this ost is pretty good

>>54988180
Nice. Good job spreading their cheeks like that.
Eh?

>>54988283
>>54988394

>>54985773
Wait a minute, that's pretty close to my type as well!

>>54988446
I kinda do.
shes my second favorite phase memeber.

>>54988460
OPEN WIDE PANKOPHILE
I’M GOING TO GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH

>>54988474
that's fair

>>54988518

>>54988446
Not Pippa certainly

>>54988460
it's just not fun when they're willing to be graped

>>54988165
Not in my experience, poker people I've met are tryhards like chess people, mahjong people are more relaxed

>pippas favorite advent is fuwamoco
based and bau pilled

>>54988534
god i love wkuk. the only times pippa seems to have been exposed to it havent been the best introductions for that time, usually because theyre mixed in with the rest of chat submitted shit

>>54988518

I like it when Pippa screams like a retard

>>54988446
Lia might be too much of a /vt/ regular for /vt/ to like, it's true.
But that just makes her the containment member for phase, and realising that makes her insanity kind of adorable, same as /vt/.

>>54988514
Femanon?

>>54988606
im not gay.
being gay is gay, and thats gay.

>>54988667
I like it when Pippa says anything

>>54988650
If you think mahjong people are more relaxed than poker or chess, then congratulations on your enjoyment of extremely casual mahjong.

I wish you the best with that, and pray that you never get into serious mahjong, as it would hurt your soul - even knowing full well that actual compassion can only be seen as sarcasm /here/

>>54988416
yeah that was a dumb question actually
i wonder if hime can even get off to vanilla anymore

>>54988797
Kino music, I agree

>>54985999
d-dekai!

>>54988770
How on earth do you take a game that was made by drunks making rules at random seriously?

>>54988710
grim

Is erina ogey?

Pippa needs better pattern matching skills

>>54988770
Thanks, and you're probably right, my point was more that the people I've met that want to play poker or chess have some kind of bloodthirst that I didn't find in mahjong players. Possibly because mahjong has more luck in it

>>54988870
well, it's simple right, you look at the money on the table, and the other people who are playing poker with you, and the first gun they have that you can see, and the second gun they /might/ have, and you just...
....you take it seriously, right?

because money and imminent danger?

>>54988954
...Call a fucking ambulance.

SPONSOR-SAMA GET DOWN

Jelly Karaoke in 7 hours (and 17 minutes)
Good night to everyone
Deja vu

>>54988870
mahjong is serious business, a zero sum game who where only the winner crushes his foes

>>54988102
Goodnight Michiposter

>>54989070
...but not for me.

Hello I love Michiru

>>54989133
Kek

>>54989133
*dodges your shots*

post that lumi soundpost, you know the one

>>54985178

>>54989191
Why are you a woman?

>>54989191
https://files.catbox.moe/hgilgu.mp4

>>54989181
He’s trying to wavedash in Phase Connect Brawl
Anon…

>>54989191

>>54988770
I've never played mahjong but I read about it and studied some things. I'd like to download SOVL this time around but I want Lumi to get the credit. Do I get it tomorrow when she practices or wait for the big showdown?

>>54989222
I love Tenma. And I will romance her.

>>54989256
Brawl?

>>54989242
Wtf, is Lumi racist?

>>54989181
SHES FAST

>>54989320
this is extremely high level.

>>54989320
She's got the shmovement

>>54989181
Dodge this.

>>54989320
holy shit
this is too fucking good
never stop making these

I just woke up panicked and drenched in a cold sweat from a nightmare I can’t quite remember with a feeling of immense, soulcrushing dread.
I think my body finally realized that Lumi is leaving today.

nigger neighbor

>>54989414
Leaving? Like a graduation?

>>54989387
Agh.... my only weakness, the POTION! Grraaaaaahhhh

>>54989320
I used to do this shit all the time.

>>54989157
What a coincidence, as do I

>>54989437
Leaving. Like a divorce.

>>54989414
on her sex tourism vacation?

>>54989309
Do you have the right phisique?

I can only imagine how many slurs raced through Pippas head at that moment.

>>54989471
Post hands.

>>54989523

FUCKING IDIOT! STUPID BITCH! YOU ARE A STUPID BITCH!

How is this not gambling, I need like one thing and I just wait there and discard and never get it?

>>54989356
>hight-status stacy who talks about gene editing and eugenics is actualy racist
Imposibru

>>54989562
Hey it’s Chuunifuji Lisa

>>54989562

>>54989601
cutie-fuji lisa!

>>54989562
Lisa would never... oh shit nevermind.

>>54989191

>>54989387
>>54989442
My, my, how the tables have turned!

>>54989587
it's poker but worse

>>54989356
STOP TRYING TO CANCEL LUMI YOU STUPID FUCKING DRAMAWHORES!
She was trying to say “degree”, she would never say the other word. She’s a strong proponent of putting a stop to racism, here’s the full context that exonerates her of these heinous and slanderous accusations.
https://files.catbox.moe/megafr.mp4

>>54989673
https://files.catbox.moe/guq6du.mp4

>>54989242

[Phase Friend News] Jim still has cancer and had a heart attack

>>54989612
>chubby Lisa
The best Lisa

>>54989673
>she would never say the other word
Saying the n-word is for low-class trash and minorities. A proper lady says "negro" instead.

>>54989242

>>54989504
I'm in the process of building one. If you are talking about being buff, that is, and not the one on the picture.

>>54989356
extremely

>>54989740
Damn, our internet daddy is not going to make it after all.

>>54989752
does it really count as chubby if its all in her ass and thighs?
isnt that just being healthy for child production?

Pomu and Lia are going to have an idol talk collab

>>54989673
>used to brag about her degree
>now shits on it after she's graduated
grim

>>54989752
>>54989889

>>54989930
I would very much like to consensually hug this woman

>>54989930
Hubba hubba

>>54989873
He'll be going out for milk and smokes soon enough

>>54989982
She is not.

>>54989987

I need to watch akagi again...

>>54988666
Which stream was this from?
Also checked

>>54990038

>>54989484
woah da michi looks SUPER smart

>>54990064
You also need to read it. And more importantly read Ten

Chinchilla Chinchilla Chinchilla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY9IJ4FGn7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY9IJ4FGn7E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY9IJ4FGn7E

>>54990095

>>54989740
Fucking finally

>>54989930
out of all the vtuber hands ive seen, i would not of guessed lisas to have some bulk to them.

>>54990141
>lost weight
Now this just won’t do…

>>54990141
I thought she was a little chubbier than this

>>54990101
I don't know if I can handle 10+ volumes of Washizu anon.

>>54989587
>I need like one thing and I just wait there and discard and never get it?
You build your hand around having better waits (tiles needed to complete hand). People can also read your discards and assume that's what you need and won't deal in (extremely easy to do if you open your hand). You then have to make the decision on weather or not to fold while in tenpai (ready hand) or risk it (Unless you're in riichi in which case you need to consider all this before you make the declaration and ideally you go for something like a Pinfu riichi which allows you to win a hand without declaring Riichi.

Of course luck still comes into it, but there is a lot of ways to influence your odds.

Good for Lisa. Being fat is cringe.

Smack talk to get RON'd is a true combo.

>>54990163
You wouldn't've lost a purse in Portugal have you?

This post will trigger bump limit!

>>54990141
>grrrr

>>54990210
>>54990223
Get out of the thread Pierce, women look better when they're thin.

>>54990223
she's itty bitty. I bet Pippa with her long rabbit feet and lanky rodent hands towers over her

>>54990070
No idea, sorry.

>>54990205
>not of

>>54990272
how does he always know

>>54990251
That’s great, Lisa. Now get back to enjoying your dinner. I’m getting started on your midnight snack.

>>54989587
it's super poker mega gambling where the serious tournaments will take your fingers if you lose or cheat

>I dropped the N my career is not over right
What did she mean by this?

>>54990301
i'd, you know
if i could

>>54990247
I understood some of those words.
>weather

>>54990326
you.... are aware you do not have to use short form words to be grammatically correct, right? its an option, not a rule.

>>54989596
>calls lumi high-status
always interesting to learn just how far the depths of status go, seeing something like that being a person's actual opinion

Makes you wonder about the emotions brought up by seeing other people make this observation as the opinion-holder in question

>>54990301
I bet all potential weight would go to her belly a breasts. Very nice.

>chat spamming drop 9
simpletons not recognizing chanta

>>54990454
it's

>>54990454
smug panko poster is right. It should've been "not've" not "not of"

>>54990505
Chanta is the biggest bait yaku, up there with non somete ittsu. It never fucking completes and I refuse to intentionally go for it.

Goodnight /pcg/, I love Panko
I miss her...

>>54990435
"try to make good hand is where make opponent think any tile they discard make you win, so they panic - while also have many tile that make you win, so is not just bluff"

There I translated it for you

[Uruka News] She's eating cookies

>>54990247

>>54990684
Goodnight.

>>54990684
gn pankoposter

>>54990591
yeah... no.

>>54990400
no i don't know please explain

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>>54990684
g'night pankophile

>>54990684
Goodnight Pankophile

>>54989930
>numpad
Yeah I'm thinking based.

>>54990684

>>54990745
i'd spill my spaghetti in front of her

>>54990660
you never go for it intentionally, except when you're isshanten with a choice of having chanta or not
which is where Pippa was

Pippa is waiting on me

Honestly, Pippa should stop reading chat and read RB1 instead

>>54990728
>>54990729
>>54990758
>>54990773
>>54990779
Oyasumi

>>54990822
look at those chompers, like little pearls.

>>54990822
what even is the name of attraction to somebody missing teeth?
Asking for your subject-expertise here

>>54990868
Goodnight.

>>54990864
>pippa reading RB1
I love this little retard, but lol

>>54990660
I feel like the biggest bait is chiitoitsu, you fuck up your chance to do anything else for low points

>>54990868

>>54990684
nini pankophile!
>>54990454
it's "not have", not "not of"

>>54990738
of and 've are homophones and lead to many confusing the two. "I would not of guessed..." is nonsense while "I would not have guessed..." makes sense and 've is a contraction of have. It's ok to be wrong ESLchama. I'm happy to help you in the few minutes I have before I go to bed.

>>54990822
You’re fucking asking for it. Lisa’s gonna fuck you up

>>54991006
i didn't notice this was a gif so when i clicked on it then clicked off but thought i saw it move for a moment it scared the fuck outta me...

>>54991042

>>54991042
Be quiet Lisa or I'll make them for you next.

>>54990892
Why would you care about a name? Just say that you love girls without teeth. Or not say anything, just be attracted to them.

>Lia only has sisters
I think Rindad's sperm is broken.

>>54990738
They're right, anon.

>>54990999
It's far better than going for toitoi. Toitoi you end up unable to fold and are extremely easy to avoid dealing into.

Chiitoitsu is a great yaku for being able to play defensively (just fold anything you didn't call pon on). Plus you can play it in damaten just to snipe rounds (I rarely ever call riichi with it). It's not a high scoring hand, but it can be very effective.

memories...my shit head wow guild back in the day used to randomly burst out in this song at all hours...
I'm so old

>>54991086
Get with the program, fag

>>54991162
Does anyone have the clip of her asking Pippa the hard questions?

>>54991101
consider it a morbid curiosity of somebody without the fetish, asking somebody who clearly has it

Christ I love Pippa so much

>>54990999
>>54991152
Also you're almost guaranteed to be fucking up someones hand with how many pairs you're taking up.

Kino gorilla very cool Pippa.

I need a soundpost of alice doing karaoke

>>54991166
>randomly burst out in to song
that's one of the best feelings in the world, sometimes I burst out singing Lovefool with a friend of mine from uni

>>54991219

Alert

>sit back down with my drink
>Pippa just slammed riichi on 0 tiles
home

>>54991219
me too

>>54991318
alright im alert now, now what?

>>54991327
Now where's that anon that said you can't bluff in Mahjong?

Great gorilla overall. Getting lost in good music with my little sis is always the best.