/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

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Streams

I miss shiorin...

>>54947693
What fairy tale themed costumes do you think would fit Shiori?

I'm going to miss my foreskin but Shiori's gotta eat!

>>54947493
I wonder, does Shiori do the “Shiori~n” as she sits on my dick

>>54947819
Goth little red riding hood

Novella my Beloved Novella

>your fujo goth gf enters pre-chat
>witnesses what's going on
>her fujo brain neurons activated
>"I can create my own BL"
>drools at the thought
>encourages pre-chat to continue
>encourages fanfics
>starts shlicking to the BL in pre-chat
>gets super into it
>has to face away from her monitor and squirts across the room
>starts stream as if nothing happened

I love my goth girlfriend Shiorin!

What do (You) think of Rebellion?

Chances of us seeing neuron slides?

>>54948145
I love her so much...

>>54947819
Sleeping Beauty. Except Nerissa is sleeping beauty and Shiori is the prince.

Have you anons done your lifting reps for shiori~n today?. we gotta stay healthy and fit for our hot topic goth gf

>>54948423
You can't be a proper twink if you're a meathead.

>are you?

>>54948423
Shiori~n paces for 6000-7000 steps a day. Can anons compete?

>>54948211
I love it. I loop it a lot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

>>54948423
I hurt my knee so I'm on break desu but I've been doing great on weight loss.

Wait are there 2 voice packs? I only bought the one with the ringtones.

>>54948423
I lifted 20 pages with my brain.

>>54948703
It's under the digital goods part of the debut goods

>>54948515
Does he know?

>>54948423
Today was a rest day. Tomorrow though, hell yeah

>>54948992
hes literally me irl

My cute goth wife!

>>54948703
Debut voice pack.
Starter voice pack.
Ive never bought voice packs, but Im tempted with Shiori. Are they any good?

>>54949163
a-anon?..

Did she talk about what music she likes? I didn't see a slide for a list of music fast forwarding through the reveal.

>>54949163
This anon is the astolfo cosplayer with the monster can.

>>54949540
She mentioned bands she likes in the zatsu tho only MCR and 3 days grace come to mind immediately.

holy sex...

>>54948423
Absolutely
I'm an unironic /fit/fag and go insane at the gym for hours each day
Can a man truly achieve his dreams or claim to have a powerful mind when it's held with a weak vessel? Can a man love a woman without doing all he can to protect her, and giving her a body she will have no shame in loving in turn?

>You have now been made aware that a potential Pan Piano x Shiori collab is possible

>>54949540
mostly 2000-2010s rock, emo, pop-punk, etc from what she described...so basically what it looks like her model would listen to

>>54948703
How good is the voice pack? I only brought the acrylic stands and panel of all advent

>>54950128
would shiori even like muscular guys?, i was thinking she'd be more into twinks

>>54950013
god she's so adorable bros....

>>54950013
Goth doctor wife...

i wonder if we are just going to look at bugs or will she cut them open or something

>>54950282
Going by her list of preferences, nope.
Tall twink is probably your best. Long hair too, but short isn't bad.

>>54950154
My music taste is stuck in the past so I have a feeling this weeks karaoke is going to be amazing. Her music taste lines up with mine so well.

>>54950282
Her husbando list somewhat suggests she likes twinks,but also evidence for muscle

>>54949895
>>54950154
Figures, haven't met a lot of goth type girls (in the past frankly because they don't stand out in the desired way now a days) who like metal.

>>54950688
Dude she literally name dropped Metalocalypse

her 2nd outfit should be super cute

Shiori wants to play a game with you
Flip a Coin
Heads: Shiori gives you a kiss
Tails: you have to kiss your hommie (some fat loser like the ones in pre-chat)
Would you play?

>>54950829
Teacher outfit PLEASE, I WILL GIVE MY LEFT AND MY RIGHT TESTICLE FOR A SEXY TEACHER OUTFIT

>>54950688
yeah, at most i'd expect some nu-metal, Disturbed, A7X, Bullet For My Valentine, stuff like that

>>54950688
My friend, she flat out told us if she thought she could, she would do Dethklok songs.
She likes metal. Maybe not as much as rock, but she does.

I want her second outfit to change her hair to be the reverse

Hello I would like to sincerely, apologize to shiori novella. I did not know at the time that I was falseflagging and farming (You)s, making countless bait threads then breaking out of containment and catalogfagging. Now that I have rested up and cleared my mind. I want to truly apologize to you shiori and shiorin fans around the globe. I severely underestimated you novelties, I realize I was in the wrong. Shiori is an entertaining, talented, and beautiful individual and cover did amazing hiring her. I swear to god to protect your goth gf from harassment especially if it comes from niggersanji, trannies/troons, twitter (BrownVTM esp), and etc.

>>54950013
Hehe she so cute bros.

I’ll post here because that I wasn’t paying attention when the other Shiori thread (which one, right?) was archived but I figure the anon in question would be in this thread too.
>>54946674
I have seen both. The first speaks for itself for its time and focus, though the 2nd always seemed like someone faking it rather than an actual thing.
But those, especially the first one since the 2nd just always seemed unbelievable, are the kind of evidence I’d like to see more. People claim everything they don’t like is the work of something like that but I don’t believe it. I am sure everyone on /vt/ has been accused of being part of such a bogeyman at one time or another. It is like this year’s (mediocre) April’s fools gimmick: once your own posts get tagged as being by the “ai bot” it becomes obvious that others aren’t bots either.
Sorry to bug you about it here anon, I hope you have a nice evening.

>>54951029
Based anon, lick it and apologize

>>54950983
Highly unlikely due to branding.

>>54950282
She might be, but regardless it'll be in her biology to love a fit lean man more than a fat one who's human form is hidden under it all
A strong man will be more capable than a twink, and speaking generally that's better for you overall
Also to note, pic related. He's a famous natural calisthenics guy, he's def muscular but not a huge body builder. He ain't a twink but at the same time doesn't seem far off in my mind. As long as you don't take steroids you remain small enough women will likely find you attractive even if they like slimmer guys

>>54950013
Does she pour semen from the test tube or spit it on the slide?

>>54950983
>change her hair
Hololive dont allow "color changes", only hairstyles

>>54951126
google kureiji ollie outfits

>>54950833
>The coin is rigged to tails because it fulfils her BL fetish

>>54950348
isn't that the persona 5 doctor?

>>54951029
Thats cool, thats cool.
NAKED DOGEZA.
NOW.

>>54951029
apology accepted i guess

>>54950746
Makes me wonder what other music she's into but not telling us.

please pic related I need this

>>54951029
>I swear to god to protect your goth gf from harassment especially if it comes from niggersanji, trannies/troons, twitter (BrownVTM esp), and etc.
Don't reply to bait.

>>54951205
If it's still white and black, but opposite sides or black with white tips, it's the same colours. In idolm@ster Mamimi's hair dye is fading and she still looks like Mamimi

>>54950453
I'm pretty sure she already have them already cut up and prepared on slides, since actually doing all that live takes quite some time. And im pretty sure by parasites, she's preferring more towards microbes or nematodes as opposed to bugs.

SHIORI CUTE

>>54951385
understood

>>54951029
Where's your apology form?

>>54950746
I didn't watch all the streams yet but that's good.
>>54950937
Fair enough, that tends to be what girls like. I'd give her props if it included Bring Me the Horizon
>>54950949
I mean that's great. I still feel like if you're really passionate about something, where there's a will there's a way. Although we'll see how good she's overall at singing. Not everyone is motivated the same way but you can tell when JPN talents REALLY like something, for example Patra learning Guitar and being able to play legit songs.

>>54951516
Dude there's three fucking streams. Do your reps

>>54951471
I NEED MORE SHIORI LEWDS

I want Shiori to play Fire Emblem 3 houses, so her self insert can get married and we'll see her type

>>54951298
Shiori has played Persona 5

>even AI Shiorin is cute
how???

>>54951495
I don't have the form but I'll gladly answer it

>>54951754
What a fucking cute dork

>>54951665
Did she mention it and I missed it, or is this roommate shit? If the latter, then please fuck off.

STRONGEST IDOL OF THE STRONGEST EN GENERATION!

>>54951841
You are missing out

>>54951754
god can't save me

How do /we/ think Shiori feels about fatfags? I’m not fat but I’m definitely overweight, do you think the extra layer of disgust would make her more reluctant to step on my balls or more likely?

>>54951884
Golden Gen for real

Shiggers, what are your opinions on bran flakes?

>>54951754
>it even adopted her giggle
AI-chads, I kneel

>>54951769
Typical.

>See you soon, Novelites! Don't forget to eat and rest up.
she's so considerate and sweet...real wife material

>>54951298
She will call us her little guinea pigs

>>54952015
Not worth consuming unless they are in a pool of Shiorin’s breast milk.

>>54952101
She's going to go take a shower! with me

>>54951471
I wonder if Fauna's influence and draw was the one who prompted HoloEN to make Shiori's design. In a way it feels out of place with the idol culture of Hololive, but if it already stands to have appeal to a fanbase then doubling down on it might work. The only strange part about that if how were they going to guarantee someone would fit the design? Her lore is kind of weird too with forbidden knowledge which basically means nothing lore-wise since HoloCouncil are practically Goddesses.

>>54948047
ruby...

>>54952060
we need to add a link to this form on the OP
on the library desk

You are going to send her your self insert fanfiction, are you anons?

>>54951754
'ranny

>>54952461
I'm waiting to see who she collabs with then I'll write post collab fanfic of her coming for praise on her stream and wild sex

>https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1686533774354305024
What kind of yabs do you think are going to happen?

Sisters do you think Shiori listens to black metal?
I think that would be kind of neat...

>>54952461
I'm halfway through the first chapter of a fanfic where Shiorin is Sherlock Holmes and Nerissa is Watson

>>54951029
>>54951495
>>54952060
My apology form

>>54948423
Yeah, I'm currently a Neet after graduating some months ago. So if I don't exercise most days a week I feel kinda shitty. Also as Shiorins boyfriend she needs a muscular men by her side. Now I need the money and smarts to be by her side.

>>54952590
If she does, it's probably pic related.

Not that that's a bad thing. I like Sunbather. I've seen these guys live.

Need a wallpaper of Shiorin but can't find a good one. fuck

>>54952814
give it maybe a week, some artist might cook something up

>>54952814
If you can’t find a good one you’re not trying

>>54952814
This is a good one in my book.

>>54952814
Here's mine. Dino makes great stuff.

>>54952238
I'm pretty sure Council's chuuni vibes was Omega's idea. Advent's lore is more down to earth.

>>54952814
Try this one out

>>54952814

>>54952989
O_O

need a sad expression reaction image
I think Shior's ever been sad on stream

>>54952989
I HATE YOU

>>54952989
ay fuck you

>>54952912
Bad book

>>54953038
closest I got

>>54952814

>>54952989
brah

>>54952761
I'd take it desu

>>54952238
?????
What did Fauna's influence or draw have to do with Shiori's design? I know Fauna said that she used to be in the alt-scene, but she didn't make it central to her personality or anything, so what are you actually smoking? Plus bold of you to assume that other talents have a say in the design process, where other holos have said that they have a limited input in their own design to begin with.

>>54952989
>Shiorin is going to die in her sleep.
No...

I hope she collabs with Haachama at some point.

>we are gonna end being a book mascot
...Its Oreover...

There aren't many firsts to be experienced with shiori since she probably already did most vtuber related stuff before hololive

>>54953157
I WANT TO SAVE HER

>>54952814
another

look at my glow-in-the-dark shiorin!

>>54953289
Ask her who she wants to collaborate with

>>54953226
nta but I just want Fauna to collab with her at some point Shiorin seems like she has the same senpai autism that Fauna has and Fauna thinks Shiroin is unironically too cool to hang around her.

>>54952989
Giant fucking fag, I hope you enjoy your vacation.

>>54952989
you fucker

>>54953393
I wonder how sharp those spikes on her boots are.

>>54952814
got ya bro

>>54953452
I can't believe the CIA is weaponizing anime girls now.

>>54953568
Fauna is so feminine that putting Shiori next to her count as a male collaboration, breaking her Unicorn code

I want more art of Shiori having a :} smile

>>54953315
Are retards really unable to separate RM from current selves?

>>54953824
Her upper lip is straight up uncanny valley in that pic

>>54953137
Hehe Shiori calling me a bad book.

>>54952989
I hope your oshi collabs with homos.

>>54953568
Just give both of them time, they'll collab eventually.
>>54953821
Baffling post

>>54951115
I did nothing wrong to Shiori but would still like to lick her boot and thank her. Need more images of stepping on fans.

ill only have a couple of hours of sleep before work if i catch these streams live i cant do this anymore

eating ice cream while watching shiori autistically examine parasites through a microscope

good morning, good to see the op isnt bad today.

https://twitter.com/KrisGBeanie/status/1686523105496481793

>>54955292
Weak.

Just under 45 mins to go.
Think pre-chat will be filled with faggotry closer to the start?

We are so fortunate to have her

>>54956219
Its already happening.

I spent all day at work thinking about tonight's stream.

Don't know if anyone cares but Ame said Shiori makes her skin crawl in a good way and also called her dommy mommy goth gf. She likes her.

>>54956363
>when you're too busy being an accountant fag to see pre chat but her stream starts exactly on your lunch break
Being strayan ain't so bad sometimes.

>>54956679
I canceled my Ame membership for Shiori and I am never looking back. Glad she likes her tho.

>>54952238
I don't get what you mean by her design feels out of place with the idol culture of Hololive. What does that mean? Have you ever seen Myth and Council? Or from the JP side, gen 5 and holoX in particular?

>>54956679
I legitimately want a Shiori/Ame tech nerd out stream.
But I just want more Shiori in general, so...

>>54956679
they do have quite a lot in common but are at the same time polar opposites amusingly
kinda feels like shiori is the Juri to Ame's Chunli in street fighter terms

Is it appropriate to recommend tasteful erotic novellas as a part of the book club

>>54956679
As a teamate I would love to hear them dork out about bugs and otome VNs together.

>>54956970
Its clear they dont care about designs when it comes to that.
Theres a literal fucking zombie in the lineup.
It doesnt matter once they are up there on stage in their idol outfits, they all look great.

>>54956679
I don't hate any holos so anyone who likes my wife is just the cream of the crop in my eyes.

>>54957504
Ollie didn't look too good in Miko's live...

>>54952989
fuck you

>>54957504
Uooohhh Shiori in Idol outfit?! I haven't think that far yet.

>>54956679
I'd love listen to them talk about vtuber rigging, maybe even plan future events at Ame's studio.

>please filter the normies please filter the normies please filter the normies please filter the normies please filter the normies

>>54957929
With Nerissa also going for a goth aestetic, do you think Advent will get black idol outfits? Idolm@ster just did that with Comkit and Luca already looks like Shiori

>>54957424
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:French_erotic_novels
some of those are really kinky and weird huh...

>>54957424
the only one I know is John Hawkes's Alaskan Skin Trade and I've never read it. I only know him for The Cannibal.

>>54957424
>erotic novellas
>tasteful

>>54957619
She looked fine.

>>54957504
Yeah that's my point. I'm just confused on anon's claim that Shiori's design doesn't fit the idol culture of hololive

>>54957424
if they are good, I don't see why not

I think everyone should like Shiori!

Heh heh....Guras still streaming and Shiori will have to start soon. Im not worried and sweating about my Oshii overlapping my big titted goth g/f eheh

Going to make some tea with cookies before the stream, do you need something Shioreobros?

>>54957424
>>54958317
>>54958590
There was one weird sleeping beauty erotic novel series.

>>54959050
chumba know there is a bigger dog in town

>>54959086
I'm having some tortilla chips and salsa!

>>54958854
Where is your ~ Shiori~n

>>54959086
I'm going to grab a drink and maybe some ice cream.

>>54959204
>he doesn't watch EVERY holo at the same time
ngmi

>>54959086
I wanted to brew some coffee but it's too late to drink coffee now, so I skipped the brewing part and now I'm drinking clear flavorless coffee.

>>54958216
Unless they give it to the entirety of EN, no.
Its quite clear they want to go with a uniform theme for each branch.
Thats even saying we get new idol outfits again for 5thFes, which I doubt.

>>54959086
I'm gunna make myself some french vanilla, it's become my Shiori habit since I normally go to sleep at 10 and that's her start time

>>54959656
>he cheats on his oshi like a dirty whore
Truly ngmi

>>54959705
they have some "darker" aesthetic, even the "dog girls" can be played as werewomen

>>54959860
BAU BAU darling

>>54959750
I've just started taking midday naps. Normally I'd be asleep by now, but the allure of Shiorin is too strong.

where do u even find shiori lewds

I need an image of Shiori holding a cup of coffee or boba tea in both of her hands with her sleeves covering her hands and she's smiling happily so that I can add this to it
>You will never have a goth gf ramble on autistically about the intricacies of coffee and all of it's subtle and different flavours

>>54950282
>we're against these three

>>54960002
Im not saying it cant work anon.
They dont give unique outfits to each gen anymore.
So unless they go for a darker theme with the next set of idol outfits (which who even knows when that happens) - they will get the ones we got this year.

>>54960236
danbooru

>>54959860
Shiori is into NTR so it's okay!

>>54960236
Twitter, pixiv, gelbooru, etc.

>>54960324
You're also up against him.

>>54951190
back to /k/ homo

>>54960324
time to do your twinkmaxxing reps then anon.. if you want a chance her her

>>54960324
>>54960545
>gay
>gay
>gay
>gay
Where the fuck is Venti?

>>54960659
I think she's into twinks but not full-on femboys/traps.
That Red Queen boy she was talking about last night though... he's dangerously close.

>>54952989
Fuck you

I hope she tells chat to stop the bullshit

Man the chat is seriously disgusting me. I might just have to be a vod watcher if this keeps up.

>>54960659
Xiao is better

>>54958216
I think the closest one we can reference are Mori, Roboco and Choco idol outfit since they shared the same color palette.

>>54960545
don't forget the final boss

I HATE PRECHAT I HATE PRECHAT I HATE PRECHAT I HATE PRECHAT I HATE PRECHAT I HATE PRECHAT

>jwu
>she already showed her hands
its just been 3 days woman, arent we going too fast!?

>>54961060
>>54961065
I am so glad you anti-fun sisters are getting filtered. I will continue ERPing with my fellow Novelites and my oshi will continue to enjoy it.

>>54961065
when streams starts, i only fullscreen it to not read chat. only relevant chat stuff is what she brings into discussion

>>54960423
When has she ever said that?
Please show me how retarded you truly are.

>>54961060
>>54961065
She never will lol, she actively encourages it.
I dunno why it's impossible to just hide pre-chat though. They stop once she's actually streaming.

>>54961235
kinda wanna see a based mod ban the kiss emote and watch all the faggots sperg out. would be kino

>>54961235
Don't look at prechat then why're you causing the problem to yourself?

>>54961293
don't pretend to be ignorant of the obvious anon, you know where she's said it

>>54961235
I don't know man, if she enjoys her chat like that, why deny her happiness

she fucked up by acknowledging them

>>54961467
Oh so you have no proof then? Thought so.

>>54961314
>she likes to watch
She's literally me.

I think kissing is way too intimate too fast, I wanna at least cuddle first...

SHIORI~N SLIPPING PARASITES INTO MY HOME COOKED MEALS! HER PARASITES ARE A PART OF ME FOREVER NOW!!

>>54961235
Chu~

>>54961721
I like to start with hand holding.

>>54961645
you can find it, i know you're a smart little boy

Shiori don't be jealous I only love you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lpegyp0h4M
starting

I want my first kiss to go to someone extra special. Sorry homies.

>>54961823
Fucking heathen.
Skipping all the way to hand holding.

>>54961757
I want Shiori to give me tapeworms!!! <3

there is literally nothing wrong with kissing your bros

God I love her intro music

SHIORI ON THE TELLY

"Monsters Inside Me" is a ahow about parasites but it's also what Shiori calls my visits to her house

everybody calm down my waifu is streaming

>and here is our first slide
your reaction?

>>54961899
but anon, you can only kiss Shiori after you kiss 1000 Novelists

>kroniis still matting pressing each others on chat

>>54962032
wouldn't be surprised

>>54962044
Cute!
CUTE!

>hearing her BGM instantly soothes the pre-chat seethe
Needed my Shiorin, now all is well

>>54962032
life uhh, finds a way

>>54962044
pretty :)

>>54962032
whats that goofball doing there

>>54961899
*kisses you forcefully*

>>54962044
My wife :)

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I HAVE A TAPEWORM THAT YOU CAN USE FOR THE STREAM

>>54947819
Sleeping Beauty

>>54962044
making me wait cause she likes to see me suffer

>>54962109

The homies kissing thing was funny for a second when she acknowledged it but please don't let it became a running gag

>>54962044
my human toilet

can't believe shiori ate the fruit from the tree of knowledge...

>>54962232
How would she extract your tapeworm?

>>54962340
too late, unless she address it

Shiorin...

>>54962340
It will be a thing for as long as this retard acknowledges it and gives them attention.
If you don't like it tweet at her about it and maybe she will stop.

shes fucking enabling us again

is she /here/...

>Novelites kiss each other in chat and form tranny discords.
>Shiggers discuss classic literature, human anatomy, and advancements in AI technology.
Man, that's quite the divide.

GFE GFE GFE

>>54962340
they were doing it in nerissa's chat, it's over.

She want my kisses, alright see ya later bros I going die for the team

>>54962536
look behind you

This girl is dangerous...

> I've destroyed some of you, so I'm not jealous now.
All me.

Well, if you insist.

>>54962340
Not even a minute in

>>54962507
I'm not mad at her for reacting to it I'm mad at the spamming morons in chat

>>54962340
she's too fujo for that

>shiori it should've been me

AME JUST ENTER IN PANIK MODE
I REPEAT
AME JUST ENTER IN PANIK MODE

((THEY)) FEAR OUR QUEEN

>i wish it was me
NO, DON'T DO IT

>>54962539
what's a shigger

>>54962393
Damn I didn't think of that, I got him out myself before the stream started. We've been together for 15 years I hope she treats him well.

No Shiori I only want to kiss you.

>hears her voice, instantly soothes me
this woman.. she has bewitched me.

Any bio-majors here with us?

>one hand on shiori

bro's.... im not gonna make it.....

im hard

GFE

She's too dangerous...
OGA TASUKETE!

bros she's too flirty im scared

>>54962798
yeah, me

>>54962669
What?

>>54962798
i took a lab once

She hate prechat but love us /here/

No Shiorin greeting?

bros... I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY GOTH GF!

Holy fuck bros im not gonna make it holy shit

>>54962798
>Any bio-majors here
Was, I switched majors early on though.

SHE'S /HERE/

My goth GF is so cute bros

That microscope? Me.

SHIORI I HATE MY HOMIES I ONLY WANT TO KISS YOU

Think we'll get a look at her pussy grime fellas?

>>54962848
OVERLAPING UNARCHIVED KARAOKE

ALL OUT WAR

((((((La creatividad))))))) FEARS THE TRVE CREATIVIDAD

>>54962798
Isn't these like a basic stuff you suppose to learn in high school?

>>54962798
Chemistry but I did some bio labs

>>54962669
SHE IS AFRAID

>give me your cells
what did she mean by this

> *huff* *huff* I wanna see cells...

SHIORI WANTS MY CUM

I'll give her my sperm cells

>>54962798
me. didn't do anything with it though.

>>54962993
Oh, no worries then. I quit watching Ame years ago.

An anime girl on a screen putting on an act and talking about a microscope is making me the happiest I've been in years. I think I'm fucked up.

you are right angelo, you are right...

THAT WINK

>She wants our biology
>ALL of it
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

>>54963052
she wants my seed

she really get off with us cumming for her

>wants an electron microscope
yes shiorin you can buy one but it's gonna cost millions of dollars and be the size of a fucking building

Donating sperm as we speak

shes a freak

mfw I'll never inspect Shiorin's spit in a petri dish under a microscope............

>>54962669
go back to #numbers

>>54963114
she has broken herself and us

I will give her all my sperm cells

GFE is a bit too blatant that I could almost think she's just shitposting ironically.

She can fix me.

Watching this while doing microscopy is an experience

>in the course of one minute, she's talked about how she's been dissected before, her spit, a toilet, and asking if we want to be insects
how is she doing this

She's so perfect, where the actual fuck do I find a girl like this?

Did you bring your own microscope anons

>tfw you'll never dip a swap into Shiori's toilet and then into a petri dish

>>54963198
Yeah
mine

>>54963272
I can't tell and that's cool

DOXX THE MICROSCOPE BRAND

GEOLOCALIZE SHIORI

did you prepare your samples, novelists?
how many mililiters did you cum?

Again she's doing this greentext again...

CUTE HANDS

I love Shiori GFE

She can raise her arm to point?

I unironically started salivating when Shiori told us to spit for microscopes. My body is bending for his woman, i have a lake in my mouth.

Would Shiori appreciate me if I am a mortician who collects oddities and preserved specimens

I require Shiorin's DNA

>bio 101 again
T-thanks Shiorin

Novelites why does Shiori always sound like she's forgetting to breathe and like she's almost out of breath on every sentence? Her voice gets shaky near the end of every sentence, espicially when she goes full autismo.

>>54963393
Cute!
CUTE!

>>54963395

>>54963333
>mfw I eat the sample before analyze it

>>54952989
I can't risk it. I love Shiorin.

>>54963431
i need to take a min for myself

>>54963471
If you told her that, she'd probably fuck you right then and there.

>>54963471
She's going to ask you to bring a sample home for her

>>54963114
The extent of the act is just playing up her energy and quirkiness. And the character design. The rest is just genuine nerdy autism

>>54963496
because she's a turbo nerd

how can i mail my dead body to Cover for a live dissection stream?

mmmuuhuuuhhmmmmm

I'm 10 minutes late... what did I miss

PENIS MENTION

She's using a fucking old ass microscope, even the labs in my uni a few years ago hasn't used this kind of microscope anymore

>>54963496
She's an OMEGA nerd

>>54963471
she would kill and preserve you on the spot

She's an expert...

>Your XY chromosomian sword
>The female XX chromosomian areas

>biology
i-i hate bio but i'm willing to slog through it
also it's chromosomal not chromosonian

>>54963628
No, the body needs to be fresh.

>>54963471
Yes anon! Write her a fanfic about it

>MALE ANATOMY IS EASY
what did she mean by this

>>54963695
she wants your cells

pregnancy cycle...

giving shiori your rod

>studied penises so hard she forgot how vaginas work

>>54952989
F U

COCK
COICK\COAKOCASCKSAOCK

Did you guys ever dissect something in biology?
I dissected a frog and a pregnant rat

I'd study her pregnancy cycle

PREGNANT SHIORIN

God... I can listen to her all day.

>>54963760
men are easy, just be nice to them.

>>54963695
just kill yourself your not dedicated

Guys I forgot for a minute but now I'm full Gosling mode again. She's perfect

>>54963695
She asked for our cells

she didn't do as good at the vagina part of the test because she wasn't as interested. that and vaginas are actually more complex than the humble cock to be fair

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina. I'm learning so much

desu i was actually surprised learning about pregnancy cycles and safe days weren't just a hentai meme

>>54963808
she'll remember by experimenting on nerissa

>>54963808
A funny joke because the other one isn't even difficult to learn. You learn it in a single day.

Can't you just look down to check during the exam?

>>54952989
she wants our rod apparently

>>54963830
We dissected mayfly larva under a microscope

>>54963873
Hi Nina.

>>54963752
Shiorin is a biological realist who denies trans ideology

>>54963927
anon kek

ooh red blood cells
can tell from the spacing

>>54963830
i've dissected a bull heart and eye

>>54963830
I dissected a sheep brain for class and mice brains for my research lab

She is so perfect...

>>54963830
i was never smart enough to be a stem chad and they didn't do it in my hs... but now ten years later i developed a huge interest in anatomy and have wished for like a year now i could dissect a human at least once, but the probably only let med students.

>>54963873
>just be nice to them
That would be generous. You just have to stick around. More than half of my exes would insult me and call me ugly

>>54963940
your genitals are labeled?

she's proud of me anons..

SPERM
>SPERM
SPERM
>SPERM

>5 different colors
What

>>54963830
Worms and frogs for me

>>54963940
that wont help you remember the scientific name for all the internal bits and muscles and stuff that you can't see.

>schitzos bitching about Homocollab possibilities
>She literally drops her spaghetti when trying to discuss genitalia scientifically
I love my autistic goth gf

WHO'S BLOOD IS IT

It's me guys, she dissected me for this stream.

>>54964081
The one yesterday was.

>Not just parasites.
What if she shows ebola?

>>54963830
a frog and for some insane reason a rabbit

>>54963830
I vaguely remember dissecting something, but I remember chemistry and physics a lot more (given I studied engineering in college).
I'd like to study biology again though at some point.

Are (You) willing to spend a fuck ton of money to get Shiorin the things she wants to see on her microscope?

>acknowledges that her chat is all men who are easy and want to impregnate her
There will be no sisters among the Novelites. This is a good thing

why is her voice so addictive
she's like a cute sexy frog

She killed one of us already

>>54963830
Isn't it almost always frogs?

my favorite cute thing shiorin does is the way when she gets to the punchline of her joke she starts half laughing while she talks so her voice just shakes and she breaks into giggles

>>54963830
I cut open an infant shark.

Real GFE

>doesn't know that blood is different colors depending on the contents of said blood in the area of the body like the kidneys or brain
She didn't study biology enough...

>>54964225
yeah me

>>54964121
that's for last
tempus collab

>>54963830
I did fetal pigs in college. Rats in highschool.

Yeah bros, im in too deep now and is literally the second solo stream, i want to marry this girl

I wish Holos could still receive physical gifts other than letters. I'd totally give Shiori some genetically modified glow in the dark worms.