/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Literally custom equipped, manufactured, artisan crafted, formed by nature, smithed, created and consecrated for Ame snuggles. Genuinely and literally the perfect little Ame-cuddle-taking sharklet I’ve ever seen. Imagine her cute face, so innocent, smiling and blushing as she presses it against the warmth and softness of her detective friend, as Ame’s big fat tits squish comfortingly against her crimson-blushed pure white cheeks, soaking up little tears of happiness, forever sealing their love and friendship.

Hello, this is Gura. Thank you for all of the kind things you’ve said. I’m glad you’ve enjoyed the song and I look forward to releasing more music for you in the future! You’re all a bunch of faggots, though.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>5489235
Can we start listing her original song in these threads?

Reposting this because I wasn't aware the thread was going to die like 2 minutes after I posted it.

You guys are aware that Red Gura represents anxiety depression and anger right? It represents her feelings of not being good enough, not deserving all of this, and her past. But the song represents her fight against these things and the support from her fans and her coworkers, and Red Gura always being inside of her, and shes accepted that fact and tries to move past it all and grow.

>>5489265
Ok Ame, we get it, you’re horny.

>>5489296
The fans reflect the oshi, faggot. Love you if true though

>>5489296
t. deadbeat

>>5489312
Good idea, anon.

>>5489064
>>5489314
I like the flood of edgy Gura art as much as the next guy, but it really does feel like a lot of people completely missed the point.
It's a damn shame, but that's just going to happen when anyone makes something personal to them. A majority of people will just gloss over it and ignore any deeper meaning that is there.

>>5489296
Thank you, Gura!

>>5489314
Yes, I am. That's why I don't want her to ever be taken over by a personification of her anxiety, depression, and anger. Never let them win. And aside from that, doing so will 100% lead to people trying to turn her into the EN schizo Haachama girl whether she likes it or not.

>>5489314
>You guys are aware that Red Gura represents anxiety depression and anger right?
Wow anon you don't say? I thought red Gura was a twin alien from another timeline here to steal her strawberries. Thanks for clearing that up.

>>5489402
>to steal her strawberries.
And people thought Lex Luthor Gura was evil.

>>5489314
It can represent that and *also* be an interesting area of the lore to use for future content.

>>5489314
Yes, everyone's aware, unless they had the captions turned off.
Gawr is still hot, though.

>>5489344
Gura is a deadbeat?

>>5489296
you too

>>5489436
She's a fan of all the EN girls, of course she is.

You guys are aware that Gawr represents sex, drugs, and rock and roll right?

>>5489296
all of us might be faggots, but still your faggots

>>5489466
I want to sex a drugged up Gawr.
That sounds like a damn good time.

>>5489402
>>5489426
>>5489429
I'm just seeing all this headcanon going around and forcing this headcanon isn't going to do anyone any good.

>>5489466
Then why didn't we get any of that when the song released?

Does Holo have permissions for souls game now? I looked at the steam store today and realized the souls series was under Bandai and Gura was shilling Scarlet Nexus a few days ago.

>>5489386
I don't care if people missed the point. I want art of Gura fucking herself.

>>5489500
I have faith that Gura isn't a retard. She won't care about some schizo headcanons that people come up with.

>>5489296
Thanks for the update Gura

>>5489517
Finally, someone who truly gets it.

>>5489517
Based and same gaki

>>5489511
iirc, Ame and Mori intended to stream Dark Souls but somehow they lost it

>>5489314
>>5489386
Understandable and correct, but artists are just flocking to whatever is "fresh" at the moment. We had good bloodthirsty Gura art before (the ones together with Botan are some of my favourites) but this is the now. It will calm down in a couple weeks

Post Gawr art, please.

I like the song.

>>5489559
Wait, they lost permissions? It isn't hard to let Mori play bloodborne cause she likes the game.

I wonder if the song changed other hololive members' perception of Gura. I know some expressed surprise about the song

>>5489296

We love you, you girly faggot.

>>5489500
It's just new song discussion.

>>5489517
You deserve a beer.

>>5489664
this isn't Gura

Wonder if she'll still do a launch party

>>5489612
Great! Listen to it 20 more times

>>5489575
I haven't done my art saving reps, sorry.

>>5489674
Ew, cow tits on Gura
I want to drink from between her thighs, though.

>>5489296
YOU'RE a faggot

>>5489612
Everyone does

>>5489566
It's not the art its the "MURDER MURDER LOL I WANNA DIE GURA EAT ME" that is all over here. It's like those people are fucking 14 years old.

>>5489661
JPs don't know anything about the ENs. They think Mori is cool for example.

>>5489523
>I have faith that Gura isn't a retard
Why are you posting about a chuuba you've never watched?

Gura is a bad bad shark

>>5489804
I'm a naughty shrimp and gura needs to punish me

>>5489685
Obviously, you’re not, but that was definitely Gura.

>>5489804
Gura is good shark and not sus

>>5489841
I should have been more specific, that's not Gura in the image.

>>5489788
Lol I won't comment on Mori, but I'd say that they've been growing more and more aware of the holoEN group. Kiara's holotalk show, Ame appearing on Meme review, collabs with ID & lesser know JPs, etc.

I think Mel said she was expecting something cutesy for Gura's song

>>5489674
Delicious shark

>>5489296
Look at that cute little faggot over there. You da best Goorah

>>5489759
I've been wanting that for months. This song just reaffirmed my lust.

>>5489999
checked and cutepilled

>>5489296
>gura into grammar and punctuation
>on 4chan

>>5489918
Marine also surprised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpzh-vBLyEw

>>5489500
what's so bizarre to me is the apparently tacit assumption that the story told in the song has any implications at all outside the context of the song.

God Dive from dot hack roots would fit red gura pretty well.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w8efcdbTFM

>>5490056
Yea, plus I doubt she'd say "its me gura!" at all. She's never done it before, why would she start now?

>>5490056
She works for EN

>>5489500
Having a variety of song interpretations does everyone good. The more angles artists have to approach fan content the better imo

>>5490123
She's so good at lurking she can announce she's here and people still don't believe it.

>>5490076
Thanks for sharing. It's great to hear more of the talents giving praise

>>5489296
usually these kinds of posts get deleted. i don't know the details of that because i don't see an appropriate report category.

I’m a simple man. Red eyes and white hair does incredible things to my dick. I couldn’t care less about gawr’s personality, she’s just hot.

Finally gave in and listened to it. I knew this song would make me cry like a baby

>>5490123
The thought that some of these are her makes me laugh a lot, so I believe it.
https://archive.wakarimasen.moe/_/search/boards/jp.vt/username/Gawr%20Gura/

>>5490103
Come on, welcome
Here is the land of salvation
You should just be silent
And leave your body to me
Please forget, please forget
About the indefiniteness of this world
Along the road that you wish to walk
There’s a rose-colored catastrophe

In the present moment that has lost its colors
It’s a full house
In the lustful dramas of life

Don’t you think that
The misfortunes of strangers
With the flavor of honey that drips heartlessly
Won’t happen upon you?

Come on, welcome
Here is the blood of rapture
You should just look down
And hold out your arms
Please dream, please dream
Deep at bottom of that world
It splits apart from the tip of a needle
The tragicomedy of demise

I like these lyrics.

What if Gawr is actually her twin sister and she’s just upset that Gura left without her? Gawr is jealous and wants to lay around watching b movies and eating pizza all day too.

I know some anons are making a hololive fighting game. It would be cool if red Gura was a powerup or something. Berserker mode

>>5490228
>Random thought here. If Gura is part shark and anime girl. Does that mean her urethra and anus are just there for sexual pleasure?!?! Becuz sharks do the pee pee poo poo through their skin. Does that also mean she constantly smell like shit? Does that mean she's by far the most disgusting anime character of all time? Cuz she would be 8k years old and would have ate and shit God knows how many times through her skin. When she did that Wii Fit thing, did she piss through her skin instead of sweating? Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself? Does this mean Gura needs to clarify wtf is going on? Or am I over thinking or smth.

>>5490224
Glad that you really enjoyed it. It's a really great song.

Listen to it 20 more times

My favorite holo english song is red heart which is sung by a HoloJp member and my favorite holo japanese song is reflect sung by a HoloEn member, what a funny thing

>>5490299
Why stop at 21?

>>5490228
>>5490272

>>5490272
Gura's orifices exist for only sexual pleasure and I will lick up all her pissy sweat!!!!!!!!!!

>>5490272
>Does this mean she cools her body off by pissing herself?
Fans reflect oshi, etc.

Gura will stream today I can feel it in my balls

>>5490342
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH GURA'S PISSY SWEAT

>>5490345
Is damascus a chumbud? Is this what "going primal" was all about?

>>5490317
That's the daily quota for any true chumbud

>>5490373
he is a faggot

>>5490373
i'm pretty sure he's a nousagi or melfriend

>>5490224
heart challenger is better

>>5490299
I'm never taking it off loop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF1pj4UrDio
amesame

>>5490373
He was a chumbud, that's why he made all those cursed looking pregnant Guras. Then he moved to Peko and now is on dagger I think. He has no loyalty basically.

>>5490312
Ha it's funny how it ended up like that. Red Heart is a really catchy song. Bless haachama's heart for that one

>>5490473
Yup and Iisten to this, I really like the part when 2:21 starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpoF9ctBOEU&t=40s

Guys, I bought a pet shark from some guy at the flea market and well, it’s not going well. I put it on the couch and it’s not moving or doing anything. It’s not up for playing resident evil and it won’t even eat the pizza hot pockets. In fact, it’s not even that cute. What gives?

>>5490473
Red heart loses a lot of its catchiness if not sung by the chama herself, I never enjoyed a cover as much as the original. Very different from some other songs

>>5490509
Try feeding it some monster energy

>>5490509
you can still use it as a cocksleeve

>>5490509
I think it's just horny. Put your dick in it and it'll probably fix itself

>>5489324
I'm holni.

>>5490509
Stick your dick in its mouth and see what happens.

>>5490513
It's the charm of her ESL accent. I don't think that I've heard anybody cover it yet tho.

>>5490551
>>5490545
But what if I make some kind of human/shark hybrid?

>>5490577
Name it Gawr Gura

>>5490559
I wish I was Gura. Not for the fame, numbers, or talent. I just wish Ame would smother me in her fat ass titties.

>>5490541
It's what the sharks crave.

>>5490541
>>5490688

>>5490721
>diet
Does she really?

>>5490721
Possibly the cutest image of Gura

>>5490741
>he doesn't /sip/
ngmi

>>5490741
yes, she's said on numerous occasions that she normally gets energy drinks that use artificial sweetener instead of sugar.

Do you think Gura lurks here

>>5490902
No. I don't think she has much time to do anything with how much masturbating she does.

Do you think Gura could actually get sponsored by Monster? I wonder if Red Bull has some agreements with Cover.

>>5490924
You’d think she could find someone to fuck her.

>>5489265
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

>>5490939
i was wondering when she mentioned the coconut red bull recently whether she was headed that direction.

>>5490365
I'd like it if she did but I doubt it. She had a lot of streams and work in the last week.

>>5490984
I feel like it's bound to happen eventually.

>>5490939
>>5490984
>Gura gets sponsored by monster
>Chumbuds all buy cases of it to drink during her shill stream then end up drinking the entire case and die

>>5490973
Yea, me.

>>5491035
YES CHEF I'LL DRINK WHATEVER YOU SAY

>>5490902
It's not lurking if you're posting, Gura.

>>5489296
I wish Gura was allowed to call us faggots.

>>5490984
Coconut Red Bull is actually good

>>5491099
i got some recently and i was surprised (but only briefly) by how blue it is.

>>5491089
>ywn be called a faggot by Gura
Sad.

I've been looking at some split threads (yeah I know) and why the fuck is Gura and chumbuds getting so many shitposts? Is this KFP jealous of her success or something like that? So fucking stupid.

I drank so much energy drink back in college that I got gut rot and ever since then if I drink energy drinks I vomit.

Reminder.

>>5491132
pure, unfiltered salt and jealousy

>>5491132
People always use Gura's numbers as bait.

powerful image

Monster is largely an American thing. It also doesn't work. And looks gaudy. Red Bull however is the nectar of the gods and it has pulled me through hard physical labor, the army (infantry) and many nights when I had to function. Essentially Monster is just another copy of Red Bull, the original, the true, the tested.

>>5491187
I'm so glad she was able to have a nice birthday.

Are you excited for Gura to hit 3 million subscribers?

>>5490902
Besides for work related things, she doesn't use Twitter. She doesn't have an official facebook, Instagram, Reddit, or TikTok account. She doesn't seem to like Discord besides for talking to her coworkers.

If she was to use a "social media" website, then it would probably be one where she could lurk anonymously. She doesn't seem to like Reddit, but it's possible that she could lurk there too. Also she would probably want to check in what her fans are saying or doing in case they are stirring up shit.

>>5491187
I love this shark so much and I'm very glad that she's on my mind every day and night.

>>5491202
>It also doesn't work
Anon, it's a caffeine drink, not witchcraft. Anything with caffeine in it works.

>>5491136
I made this edit, it's neat to see the mileage people have gotten with it.

>>5489296
youre a faggot
if this is actually gura, love you guraa
still a faggot though

>>5491187
過ぎる可愛い!

>>5491187
Seeing her happy makes me happy. That was a good day.

>>5491202
people will flame you for speaking this undeniable truth

>>5491202
Gura thinks Red Bull tastes like shit and I agree with her.

>>5491335
Nice edit. Will use

>>5491387
Haachama will remember this

Personally, I really like bang energy.

>>5491221
I don't worry about numbers all I care about is whether Gura is happy.

>>5490265

SHARK INSTAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!

>>5491245
Anon, no, not in the slightest. Trust me, am Slav. I drink black turkish coffee for instance. That's actual coffee, not that Nescafe or powdered shit you people think it's coffee.

I have experience with a vast variety of caffeine drinks, from Red Bull to Monster to Hell to Crazy Wolf and so on and on. None of them work EXCEPT Red Bull. Red Bull has the perfect formula, the perfect taste. It is the only one that manages to keep the body awake and forcefuck the brain into being semi-competent when SHTF. No other energy drink does it like Red Bull. It is THE energy drink. Everything else is a copy and a knockoff of inferior quality.

Monster is a thing in America like for instance Apple stuff is. Not even rich people use Apple products here and it's extremely rare to see it anywhere. Nobody believes me when I say that but it's the truth. The last time I saw an Iphone was in 2013 or so.

Anyway, no, there's a vast difference in quality and effects of energy drinks. The mere fact Monster comes in a bigger can should be a dead giveaway. It's just juice with caffeine. Red Bull is the real deal.

Gura ___ Gura ___!!!

>>5491166
Guess I'm gonna need to start reminding them more often. Need to put those KFP bitches in their place.

>>5489296
Good bait

>>5491509
Cute! Sexy!

>>5491522
I don't even consider it bait, it's just fun to pretend.

>>5491520
Gura would be disappointed on you for shitting on her friend

>>5491520
Update your bait image, it's at 1.8m now and they're ALL ME

>>5491132
>>5491166
>>5491520
Get this tribalistic shit outta here. This is comfy space for comfy shark and even her friends too.

>>5491522
I only use the highest quality bait. My shrimps deserve the best and tastiest!

>>5491520
that's not nice

>>5491487
>no crapple
Then you guys are beyond piss poor.

>>5491552
You're delusional if you think Kiara is her friend.

>>5491564
no! one of them was me!

>>5491570
The word you're looking for is UNITY. This thread is a UNITY thread.

>>5491595
Kiara has only one friend, and that is herself.

>>5491570
No angry. Have a Gura cone.

>>5491578
Thanks chef, I love you!

>>5491612
Exactly. Much love to the other talents that support Gura

>>5491616
Exactly. It physically disgusts me to see her trying to insert herself into Gura's achievements.

>>5491552
Gura considers everyone of her genmates her friend

Hi global, please stop observing us like a fucking zoo and go back

I think at some point we should have a serious discussion about whether she deserves to be the biggest Vtuber or not. I've been hearing some convincing arguments recently.

>>5491652
This would be awesome to have as one of those character ice cream things you could get from an ice cream truck as a kid. Like the sonic the hedgehog ones where the face was always fucked up and looked derpy.

>>5491612
Solidarity would be more appropriate but it doesn't matter. I want happy shark.
>>5491652
CUTE

>>5491700

The more blood Gawr has splattered on her face the cuter she gets!

>>5489296
Your welcome. Faggot.

>>5491705
just kill yourself already

>>5491705
Gura deserves the sun, moon and stars

>>5491752
Fact

>>5491570
I guess you could say that this thread is for the discussion of the smokin' samegaki herself, Gawr Gura, and the members of her extended universe

dudul is a based-ass little bitch
did gura sing the same song, or is it a voice actor? I only found clips of her singing the first verse.

>>5491727
It does matter, UNITY is a beloved meme and solidarity isn't

monster tastes better but red bull works better

>>5491705
Go back to /hlgg/ faggot, I saw your post. >>5491561

>>5491705
Fuck off, KFP.

>>5491705
your thread is dead because it sucks ass
commit an hero faggot

>>5491588
You would be shocked by how rich we've become. It's just that Apple has no prestige or brand recognition attached to it. Basically everyone uses Huawei, Xiaomi or similar, because at this point I've only ever seen Americans still being into phones and seeing them as anything but utilitarian devices. It's... kinda fascinatingly quaint.

Apple is essentially just an American and Asian thing. It's difficult for you to gauge this if you're American because you have no insight into other places. To pull out an Iphone here would make people around you smirk. It would be seen as a kind of vulgarity on your part and you'd lose respect, because it would be something like taking your "measure" as a man and the measure would be that you're both gullible and obsessed with status.

Status here is shown through expensive cars. That is acceptable. But not big cars like your humvee or SUV's (I'm not a car guy so pardon the vagueness). Those aren't just completely ill suited for the environment and roads here, but the same "small dick" or "vulgar peasant" impression is immediate.

>5491705
>Copy/pasting a previous bait post
Please, if you're going to bother baiting then at least put some effort in.

>>5491878
hlgg is 10 times faster than this shithole you nonce

Time to ask the serious question.
Would Gura actually be a good wife/life partner?

I tried the green monster ultra paradise since gura likes it and it's pretty good.

>>5491815
Pretty sure he linked the timestamp of the stream he got the audio from in the YT description.

>>5491909
This is why all this "Unity" shit is a mistake.

>>5491836
I like Monster because it's like a soda. Drinking Red Bull kinda feels like chugging a can of liquid lollipops.
>>5491845
Aww, the replies are cute. The Anons who stick to Global are cute.

>>5491897
>cheap chink phoneshit
>muh cars

So very typical piss poor slav behavior, but thanks for further confirmation anyway.

>>5491930
neck yourself

>>5491917
Reformed Gura legit would. Just put a baby in her, and then at least two more.
Growing old with Gawr Granny is some next level shit, let me tell you.

>>5491909
>thread about all holos moves faster than a thread dedicated to one
Holy shit who would have thought?

>>5491845
Thanks for screencapping me, baitfriend.

>>5491917
>Would Gura actually be a good wife/life partner?
I'm more worried about what can I do to be a better husband to her. I'm not kidding when I say I want to marry this shark.

>>5491917
No. I'd be a terrible husband/life partner too. We both need to do our reps and I'm happy she's giving me motivation to do so

>>5491909
This is the fastest HoloEN thread by far, you jealous bitch. Go back to your shithole.

They come to raid us because they didn't get the ((yous)) that they wanted. Pathetic

>>5492063
Deadbeat thread is actually faster I believe

>>5492036
https://files.catbox.moe/rijqc6.png

>>5491917
I think her being a wife would actually reassure her further into her value and that she'd really find her place in that. She'd be a loving mother, I can see that. The presence of a masculine man in her life who is calm and has his shit together would also help her in creative ways I think. She'd relax. It would be a good life.

>>5491845
I was screenshotted not once, but twice in this post.
I’m honestly flattered.

>>5492090
>Gills
Oh god

>>5492090
Proof that being naked is not hotter than clothing.

>>5492101
i agree completely. i hope she finds that soon.

>>5491922
Weird, I didn't notice it

>>5491917
She would be an amazing wife and mother, she'd smother you with love and attention. I also see people keep saying that she's too much of an airhead to be a mom, but I feel like Gura doesn't forget about things that are really important to her. That kid will have a very loving and fun mother.

>>5492116
You have the most shit taste of all shit taste.

same
same
same same
same ni ki wo tsukero
same
same
same same
ki wo tsukero

>>5492130
Yea, with me.

>>5492090
WHY DOESN'T SHE HAVE NIPPLES???

>>5492089
You should go back there.

>>5492107
I want to gently rub my fingers over them

>>5492152
Hormones will do their shit when time comes. In fact, the lucky husband will be the most Gura-deprived party in this arrangement.

>>5492181
You marry Gura and I’ll marry Gawr. Deal?

>>5492212
They vibrate underwater.

>>5492180
Best lyrics of 2021 for sure. Same[!spoiler] / 10

>>5491917
Gura may not be the most responsible person, but she is extremely loving and caring. She would be the perfect partner; the two of us can figure out our way through life together helping each other every step of the way.

>>5492180
naruhodo ne

>>5492230
Sorry anon, but I don't share my wife. I'm not into that.

https://files.catbox.moe/nxyj74.png

>>5492266
I love that gaijin accent part

>>5491909
>unironically praising hlgg
neck yourself
but yeah, i though that faggot made his own thread, but checked it and he has just been spamming other threads with this shit
still should kill himself

>>5492130
Not only that but I think >>5491980 is right too. Gura has a very feminine and nurturing streak, I genuinely think she'd make a great mother, wife and grandmother and that her insight into life and her own life experiences would be of tremendous help to her husband, children and grandchildren. She'd be a blessing as a wife. I'm pretty sure however that she'd need someone who is of that quiet, confident sort. The kind of guy who you know won't tolerate anyone's nonsense but is friendly and calm.

>>5491917
She deserves someone who will love and cherish her. However, her lover will die and she will live on for thousands of years without him. She’d be lonely.

>>5491917
I don't care how irresponsible she is, I'd gladly spend the rest of my life cleaning up after her and taking care of her if it meant getting to shower her with love and vice versa

>>5491520
I'm a unitychad and I streamed Heart Challenger, but it's a bubbly valentine song. Reflect seems more likely to be replayed by all the male viewers.

>>5491917
For me, yeah.

>>5492298
>I'm pretty sure however that she'd need someone who is of that quiet, confident sort. The kind of guy who you know won't tolerate anyone's nonsense but is friendly and calm.
Time to add spine growth to my list of reps.

>>5492332
>I streamed Heart Challenger
Sorry you had to listen to that dog shit song even once, fellow chumbud. I'm afraid you're gonna need at least 50 doses of Reflect to get that poison out of your system.

>>5491202
>Red Bull however is the nectar of the gods
I almost died once because of it.

>>5492367
How will Ame take it once she finds out Gura isn’t gay?

Alright chumbuds, it's time for my reps. Stop replying to bad bait. A faster thread isn't a better thread, the girls are good friends and should all be cherished, and /ggg/ should always be a comfy place for the shark you and I love so much.

>>5492400
Role reversal on the usual bait, nice.

>>5492364

>>5492394
That was the mortal part of you. Now you are stronger.

>>5492400
>isn't gay

>>5492190
Have you even seen fish with nipples?

>>5492463
she's part human

>>5492416
okay Gura, i'll do it for you

>>5492488
Yeah, my daughter.

>>5492400
Anon...
https://files.catbox.moe/lp3lm3.mp4

>>5492416
Agreed. o7

>>5492489
I'm all for HEREposting but that guy is super recognizable, come on.

>>5492494
Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life? Say yes, cause I need to know.

>>5492539
No. She's my wife.

Her "privet" is perfect

Gawr makes me

i need proof that gura is super cute

>>5492585
UUUOOOOOOHHH

>>5492608

>>5492608

>>5492608
Hmmmm

>>5492608
>>5492608

If Gura streams today, then she'll probably hit 2 million views of her new song during the stream

>>5492608

>>5492585
I'll give you your (You) for the effort
But make the left E the dark one and split the middle E down the reflection line like the L Then you can perfect this bit.

Any good Gura desktop wallpapers?

>>5492608

>>5492680

>>5492585
UUUOOOHHH HHHOOOUUU

>>5489314
The song also implied that Red Gura/Gawr will never go away and is a part of her. So if she wanted she could use Gawr or not, but the option is there.

>>5492670
This is actually max cuteness

>>5492680

gura... schedule doko

>>5491917
Like others have said, she will make a good wife/partner. She has good natural instincts and is very kind and caring to those she loves.

>>5489575

>>5489288
Uohhhhh

>>5492680

>umi no soko wa tsumaranai kedo

>>5492727
>fleet
What did he mean by this?

I wish I were that shark plushie between her legs

>>5492837
She's the fastest in the SEA, didn't you hear about her winning that Atlantean racing competition?

>>5492831
>DAIKIRAI DAIKIRAI

>>5492837
evidence so far that gura is a nuclear submarine captain:
>"bloop" named after an anomalous sonar signal detected by US NAVY intelligence
>doesn't need floaties—she uses BALLAST TANKS
>obsessed with "TRIDENT" weapon of the united states SLBM arsenal
>"atlantis", more like the ATLANTIC FLEET
>huge numbers of SUBS, but won't talk about them
>days of SILENT RUNNING to conceal her position
>wants a SAILOR SUIT for an alternate costume
>demands to be called CAPTAIN GURA
>carried a BIG GUN as part of her military training
>can't discuss her TOP SECRET offstream activities
>went on a so-called "vacation" during NORTHERN EDGE 21 naval exercises
>lusts for a WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION
>she OWNS THESE WATERS

A shark is all you’ll ever be

>>5492897
My favorite rrat

>>5492608

>>5492897
It's also quite clear to anyone that has been paying attention that our shark girl has already achieved naval supremacy long ago.

can you toddlers stop fucking spamming gura threads? thanks.

>>5492856
Wow its a shame the artist had to ruin his great art with those disgusting tits wtf.

>>5492981
those are tourists

>>5491187
>childhood and early teenage years were full of awful times
>could only find consolation in the fact that there were kids having it even worse
>cant feel joy so i have to fake it and still comes out as forced and get all awkward spilling my figurative spaghetti
>see Gura enjoy things with such child like delight allows me to feel joy vicariously

I love this shark like you wouldnt believe.

>>5492897
based as fuck.

>>5492981
I bet you are the one who does it

I legit love the feel of this song. It evokes similar vibes to PoP: Sands of time, Song of Saya and the ship level with death from Rondo of Blood, also Aquaria. Also sounds like a myth & roid OP. I thought it was generic at first, but it grew on me by the time I finished it.

The song is so fucking catchy.

>>5492608

>>5492981
Does it make you seethe? Then I will make another one right now

>>5493111
Incredibly based.

>>5492831
aah aah

>>5493069
you don't think gura is big funny? sad.....

I like Gura but I don't see how you guys can claim she's the best singer in hololive when Moona exists

i want the humming stream... please hum in our ears gura alarm 2 isn't enough I need more

ignore the baitfag

I think Dante's voice actor is going to be a chumbud now

>>5493253
Even Gura kneels to Moona see https://youtu.be/QHVFVa44lHY

>>5493253
shut gay

>>5493258
ASMR members stream would be pretty clutch

>>5493289
he gonna be a based-ass cumbud

>>5493289

>>5493334
She'll probably only do one member stream and I'd MUCH rather have a Reflect lyric dive. And I say that as someone who's been wanting humming since she mentioned the idea

>>5493253
Kill yourself, indog.

>>5493369
I hope she can explain what she mean by "I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING!"

hehe I'm legit fangirling over this song
kyaaaaa
gura-san kakkoiii

>>5493387
You first, quit taking the bait.

>>5493388
I don't know hwat she was thinking either!!!

>why do you cry? I got you everything you craved
Gura always wanted to be where she is now, even when she was Gawr. Yet something was bothering her for a long time. Imposter syndrome perhaps? Seeing how she repeating that she doesn't deserve this.

>I'm only here because of you
Meaning if it wasn't for her past, miserable Gawrt, there would be no Gura and the happiness she experiences now. This brings us to "without evil there can be no good" or whatever it was. Gura stops hating her, because now her eyes are open

>Life with no transparency is always smooth
When you are bottled up and stagnate you are sure that the next day will probably be the same. If gives some sort of comfort. (not really sure if I understand that one)

And after that we can see the line that can be a follow up to the previous:
>A life that's unpredictable is so much more bright

>"RETURN TO THE SEA! SHARK IS ALL YOU EVER BE"
The first part is the shit that HERfags who cry about how they miss and want her back reference. Because she will always be a meme.

And now the part I don't get. According to the song, does Gura want for things to be how they are, with people calling her Shark and preventing her from any changes? Or does she want to be seen as something more than "haha dum shark"?

>>5493289
I want to know what emotions he felt when he saw how much his video meant to her.

>>5493388
She actually just wrote that out of frustration while coming up with the lyrics and forgot to take it out

>>5493387
Gura would be disappointed in you for using a racial slur against her fellow hololive member that she respects very much as a performer and looks up to

>>5493344
Lol he'll probably ask for a recorded birthday video next

>>5492715
Do you think Gura has some things that will deepen herself into shark character? It this point My head got so bad, I legit think that Gura is real. She was just merely pretending to be someone else before.

>>5493504
>It this point My head got so bad, I legit think that Gura is real. She was just merely pretending to be someone else before.
Have you considered taking your meds?

>>5490575
Not even Gura's karaoke?
I don't think anyone in holo will really make official covers of their own songs.

GURA LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGgEFoI9MhE

>>5493493
Actually, I'm willing to bet Gura is very racist which is based.

>>5493582
> Sweetest and kindest girl ever
> Racist
Usually being racist is reserved for hateful losers who can't accept that its their own fault their life sucks, not people like Gura.

>>5493504
anon... gura is real.

>>5493499
wait, when is his birthday? we could probably convince her with a superchat.

I still can't get over the giggling in reflect, I love it so much.

>>5493253
Who sang it better?

https://youtu.be/ipJUNphA71Y
https://youtu.be/L-7jtU8-uuU

Also, who sang it better?

https://youtu.be/H0a_-ayeIEA
https://youtu.be/Ybk0TLI2lnE

>>5493650
No way, he charged $1000 for that shit. If he wants a happy birthday he better superchat it all back to her first.

>>5493653
It sounds morbid but cute at the same time.

>>5493544
Oh fuck... how did I miss this?
I'm listening to a karaoke clip of it right now. It's cute, but not as good as Haachama.

>>5493253
it's really sad to compare

>>5493678
Lol agreed.

I hope we can hear reflect live

>>5489296
Love ya lots faggot. Do your best

>>5493678
He didn't charge $1000, that's just the initial price TonyBones offered. He probably would've done it for much less if the offer wasn't immediately $1000 from the start.

>>5493253
oh look its this faggot again

>>5493672
Gura by far.

>>5493766
I don't live in a world of "could have", the fact is that he did take $1000 for it and shouldn't get one for free.

>>5493757
I hope we get to see a choreographed dance of it

>>5493672
Is that even a question? Moona is not even top 5 in hololive

>>5492785
Gura without makeup?

>>5493801
I don't disagree, I just think it's disingenuous to say he charged that amount when it was just an offer given to him

>>5493818
no, that's pic related.

>>5493818

>>5493672
Gura has better Part of Your World performances than that anon.

>>5493845
He did charge that amount, he could have counter offered for less if he thought it was excessive. Yes, people actually do that.

>>5493812
I'd like to see Gura sing like that 60 songs into a 70 song karaoke marathon.

>>5493881
A big pile of shit is still a pile of shit. Take your hag out of here together with your sorry ass.

>>5493818
That's Gawr, not Gura. The eye color is a dead giveaway.

>>5493881
>quantity
i prefer quality, thanks

Stop replying to the baiting seanigger, he posts that shit all the time. He is just mad that Gura is taller than him.

>>5493707
Haachama does bring her own energy into the songs. I liked the original more too.
Tbh not the biggest fan of the 2 million celebration karaoke, just because of the types of music to cover.
Nowadays there are better options, Ghost and Ai no Chiisana are songs that are in Gura's ballpark. Pieces too if that song ever gets out of the gulag.

The fuck happened to /ggg/?

>>5493936
Holy kek. Btfo

>>5493936
They're mad cause Moona is irrelevant.

All of these retards biting bait. It must be burger hours.

>>5493949
Indog shitposting

>>5493949
People replying to bait.
We need to drown it out with Gura Cute

>>5493650
lol, he can just send his own superchat asking for a happy birthday like everyone else.

>>5493910
>>5493917
Point I'm making is it takes some significant vocal training to sing like that for 7+ hours straight. You guys really underestimate Moona too much because she's an ID holo or something. Even Gura acknowledges she's an extremely good singer with an amazing voice.

>>5493949
SEAnigs upset that Guras original song got more views in less than 2 days than Moonas got in 4 months

>>5493984

>>5493847
Hah, I remember that stream =)

I want to make a burger for this shark

>>5493996
go make a moona thread and post your shit there faggot

>>5493996
Yes anon, 70 songs is impressive.
You tried to use quantity of songs to show that Moona is the better singer. Endurance is good but it is not the only component of being a good singer, and I care more for performance over endurance.
Just go and drop what you think is Moona's best performance in a karaoke.

Remember that you can report posts that are not about Gura as "off topic"

>>5494071
There is already a moona thread and most people there agree with the points I have made. Only you are the odd one out.

>>5493996
I'd rank Moona pretty highly, maybe just above Suisei.

>>5493416
She acknowledges that her past got her this far, but now it's time to move on and be true to herself.

>>5494112
>moona fanboys agree with moona fanboy in a moona thread
imagine my shock

>>5494111
I hope meido actually bans them replying to bait this time, they keep doing it and need to learn.

>>5494112
Anon are you fucking dumb? Of course people agree that Moona is the best in a Moona thread. It's a fucking Moona thread.
Are you braindead?

>>5494112
No one cares about your purple leeching whore. Kill yourself.

>>5493984

>>5493416
>does Gura want for things to be how they are, with people calling her Shark and preventing her from any changes?
I'll call her whatever she wants because I love every aspect and facet of this glorious, gracious, and gratuitously cute little lady.

please stop

>>5494168
Gura is far more guilty of "leeching" than Moona is. Not that it isn't a retarded criticism in both cases.

>>5494111
Don't forget to use the "Gura is probably watching this" clause to mention other streams. Watoto's TTRPG in an hour, get hype

>>5494112
Oh great. But then why in the holy mother of FUCK do you go to the Gura thread to post your shit? Are you this frustrated about the fact that everybody gushes about Guras singing talent while nobody gives two shits about Moona? Jesus Christ you indogs are absolutely pathetic and have very low self-esteem

>>5494151
They won't. We got so many dox and troll posts that tons of people reported during her birthday stream that never got deleted.

Reminder to not bite the bait. Especially when it gets this obvious.

gura is cute

>>5494195
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe Moona should beg Gura for a collab now that Pekora isn't top dog anymore.

>>5494195
>Gura is far more guilty of "leeching" than Moona is.
lol you really are getting desperate now