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>> No.54882212
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>>54882062
/MANS/ Commandments
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.54882272
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>>54882212
Amen.

>> No.54882281

>>54882212
Amen. What happened to the soundpost?

>> No.54882293
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>>54882212
Amen.

>> No.54882305

>>54882212
His mouth tracking is so good it matches what hes saying really well

>> No.54882313

we rape regis altare

>> No.54882329

Impregnate Magni Dezmond

>> No.54882343
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>>54882281
i've been phonebaking for five days i can't do that shit

>> No.54882362

>>54882313
>we
speak for yourself i rape rape RAPE regis altare

>> No.54882414

Tourist here, when is Vesper and Magni coming back?

>> No.54882628
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54882628

Magni wouldn’t just abandon his little mags like this…r-right?

>> No.54882633
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>>54882062
hakka so pretty...

>> No.54882652

>>54882343
Nahone~ Thanks for the bread!

>> No.54883030

>>54882414
Come back next week or this Wednesday.

>> No.54883908

Axel

>> No.54883989

>>54882628
He can and he will.

>> No.54884071

How will I know how to structure my life without the Gavis Bettel schedule...

>> No.54884400

Imagine Jester getting sick and going to the hospital and you are the doctor or nurse taking care of him

>> No.54884473

>>54884071
But he's streaming at his usual time...

>> No.54884655

>>54884400
catheterizing Bettel!

>> No.54884702

Terminate Magni Dezmond

>> No.54884739
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>>54884473
But I need to know the what that way I can plan what days I'm going to be too seriously ill to show up to work

>> No.54885991

why are we dead

>> No.54886128

>>54885991
Monday is Dead Day. Fucking meetings.

>> No.54886212

>>54885991
I killed you all

>> No.54886505

>>54885991
it 4am

>> No.54886717

Vesper and Magni end credits song
https://youtu.be/DG2X1ynQe04

>> No.54887181
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>>54886717
There is going to be a next episode/sequel, right? Right?!

>> No.54887251

>still no news
FUCK YOU COVER

>> No.54887411
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>> No.54887442

>>54884400
Raping him in his hospital bed so hard it breaks his fragile bones so he has to stay even longer!!

>> No.54887550

>>54887181
It's the final season Magmite.

>> No.54887589 [DELETED] 

Terminate Tempiss :)

>> No.54887607

>>54887251
>Still believing the EN3 rrat
HoloPro members go MIA all the time, this isnt new.

>> No.54887648

catching up on the bettel vod, bettel2 is the glass-half-full to bettel's glass-half-empty outlook, I love it

>> No.54887845 [DELETED] 

You got your one whoreper gen, stay away from the others.

>> No.54887851

I need full tempus wolfquest and them piss at each other

>> No.54887887

>>54887607
Do they go MIA following twitter messages about their indeterminate streaming status often too?

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>>54887845

>> No.54887918
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>>54887589

>> No.54887976
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54887976

Hi. I'm bait. Don't bite me lol

>> No.54888028

>>54887607
Bruh what rrat I'm just pissed at cover for the lack of an update on their condition, I didn't even mention EN3
>HoloPro members go MIA all the time
The thing is this is the first time TWO members from the same gen went on a break simultaneously without any clearance on what caused it

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>>54887976
HOMPH

>> No.54888100

>>54887845
I don't care about the new gen. Shut the fuck up with your bitching Koinicorn. You can't go one post without making it this general's problem.

>> No.54888102
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I hate esl hours

>> No.54888117

>>54888028
I can offer you some assistance in this.
It's not your business and you don't need to know.
When it's resolved they'll return. Or be terminated.
But based on past evidence, it's unlikely they'd drag out a termination for PR reasons.

>> No.54888128 [SPOILER] 
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this is the attraction the bettels were talking about on their roadtrip

>> No.54888152

>>54888100
Thats not me you're replying to the catalogfag you stupid faggot

>> No.54888217

>>54888152
Then I didn't miss.

>> No.54888369

>>54887887
I dunno dont use twitter for anything but art.
>>54888028
I am just saying, having been a holopro fan for awhile now chuubas just go MIA, some dont even bother with a hiatus announcement like Ayame, Uyu has also been MIA for awhile and there is Shion
>same gen
LA+ and Iroha is one example of same gen going MIA pretty much. So unless cover says anything they are just on hiatus and thats it.

>> No.54888384

>>54888128
damn that looks sick as hell but im going to beavertown gas world

>> No.54888401

>>54888369
>The rrat that Vesper is in serious medical condition grows

>> No.54888530
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>>54888401
Im serious medical condition

>> No.54888577

>>54888530
You need to work on that homie.

>> No.54888604

>>54888369
In this case, cover did say something.
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1678333533650325506
>[Notice] Thank you always for your continued support. All activities of Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper from HOLOSTARS English including live streaming will be stopped for a while. Apologies for the inconvenience to those who have been looking forward to their performances.

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https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1686298267145957376
Nice haircut flay

>> No.54888967

Thanks to the anon that shared the vod and the anon that drew Yantare last thread

>> No.54888993

>>54888604
So they bothered to announce a hiatus, so what? Why are you acting like this somehow give it some kind of dramatic weight. Like i said cover said hiatus and thats that, simple as.

>> No.54889029
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I LOVE LITTLE FREAK VTUBERS

>> No.54889180

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1552874885801684992
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1552874885801684992
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1552874885801684992
Magni... It's so over bros...

>> No.54889224

>>54889180
welp, it's over

>> No.54889227

>>54888784
CUTE

>> No.54889238

>>54889180
>context
>They had weightlifter+study sex

>> No.54889245

>>54889180
WTF MAGLORD

>> No.54889358
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>>54889180
Oh no no no, not like this.

>> No.54889510

>>54889180
What the fuck is wrong with him.

>> No.54889550

>>54889180
Why did he do that...

>> No.54890202

>>54888784
My pilot is so cute

>> No.54890348

>>54889180
Axmag sisters....

>> No.54890701
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Fuck the goose until exploded

>> No.54891214
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How do I get mentally stronger so that he is proud of me when he comes back.

>> No.54891409

We the people of MANS are destined to rule this board as prophesied on the very Bible itself.
>Revelations 20:4
>I saw thrones on which were seated those who had been given authority to judge. And I saw the souls of those who had been scorned because of their testimony about Vesper and because of the word of Mag. They had not worshiped the catalog or its image and had not received its mark on their foreheads or their hands. They came to life and reigned with Christ a thousand years.

>> No.54891456
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Should I apologize to him for my impure thoughts? Did I scare him away? Is this my fault?

>> No.54891460

>>54891409
No I fucked it up. A slow mind for a slow day

>> No.54891540
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Good news, this implies that Vesper and Magni is not gone.

>> No.54891579
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54891579

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST HIS NEW COVER IS HERE

>> No.54891607

>>54891540
>this implies that Vesper and Magni is not gone.
It's not.

>> No.54891656

>>54891607
If they're to be terminated, it will be refunded like Rushia's

>> No.54891672

>>54891579
W-what is he covering...

>> No.54891679

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.54891698
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>>54891579
>Christ
Its MAG heretic!

>> No.54891713

Imagine when Altare's old manager keeps silently bringing Altare's antics into the conversation with his newly managed talent. Like your partner that can't stop talking about his particular ex, kek.

>> No.54891719

>>54891656
After the termination announcement, yes.
As of now, nothing is certain, business as usual.

>> No.54891743
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>>54891409
Amen...

>> No.54891833
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>>54891409
>They came to life and reigned with Tempus a thousand years.*
Fixed it for you, AMEN

>> No.54891914

>>54891409
I thought /mans/ follows Elysium Torah, with commandements and all that

>> No.54892005

>>54891833
Thank you my brother in Mag

>> No.54892335

I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

>> No.54892430
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>>54891456
Yes, he saw all the whoreposting and it horrify him so much he when off on a cross country cycle trip again.

>> No.54892481

>>54891409
Amen
>>54891914
The Elysian Torah is the Elysian Bible 2's Old Testament.

>> No.54892668

I had a great idea for a tempus drawing but I forgot it, I've been watching recent vods to try and trigger my memory but it won't come back...

>> No.54892721

>>54892668
>won't come back
Like Ves and Magni...

>> No.54892803

is 70 bucks of maccas a lot of maccas for 4 people?

>> No.54892842

>>54892803
That sounds about right with how much everything costs right now

>> No.54893080

>>54892803
That's like 18 bucks of maccas per personso I'd say so

>> No.54893190

Replace Magni with John Maggington

>> No.54893192

>>54892842
>>54893080
thanks anons. the jp senpais are apparently tring to find out who is the biggest eater with 70 dollars worth of maccas and it looks a lot to me

>> No.54893226

https://puzzle.aggie.io/wPejGX
https://puzzle.aggie.io/wPejGX
https://puzzle.aggie.io/wPejGX
Puzzle?

>> No.54893787

The first episode of the podcast was prettyy good

>> No.54893833

I was watching the new girl, she keeps talking about kissing homies and watching chat kiss their homies. Did a axelolt/Tempura unironically get in?

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>>54893833
Kissing homies is high test

>> No.54893947

So Utopia has the continents of Elysium and Northern Elysium and the countries Japan and Sweden.
Very colorful world so far.

>> No.54893974

>>54893947
>South Elysium forgotten...

>> No.54894029

>>54893882
Is that Baki?

>> No.54894043
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>>54893947
>Sweden
hah?

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>>54893882
AIEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.54894121

>>54894029
Yeah, Pickle vs Jack

>> No.54894348
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I am happy again.

>> No.54894635

>>54894348
Good to know Axel. Can't wait for your stream tomorrow.

>> No.54894644

>>54893947
Sweden sounds very small and artificial kek

>> No.54894704

So
Axel's going to take a break mid August.
Do you think Magnoir will be back before then or will Altare be the only HQ left standing for a while?

>> No.54894853

>>54894704
Fuck you. You made me look.

>> No.54894892

>>54894704
it's gonna be a weird period for sure if they aren't back

>> No.54894911

>>54894853
I'm not lying that he's taking a break, he talked about it in his year review I think or around that time

>> No.54895043

>>54894911
Got a timestamp? I've never heard of it.

>> No.54895075

>>54894704
>>54894911
he talked about it on his membership zatsu, hes only gone for like 3 days though

>> No.54895139

>>54895075
Oh I thought it was longer. That's not too bad then.

>> No.54895152

>>54894704
It's owari da fr fr

>> No.54895538

Identity cover doko?

>> No.54895700
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i want to find vesper's hidden stash of rice, cook it before ferment all of it using my saliva into rice wine so he could drink it when he finds it

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>>54895700
you know as well as i do that he wouldn't touch rice that's been tampered with

>> No.54895937

>>54891713
"The guy I was managing before would always send me messages saying 'Thanks dude, love and appreciate ya!' or 'Mane-san, how about trying for those Isaac perms again? I'll give you a back massage when I go to Japan if you get them. :3' and I can't get him outta my head. Things are too quiet without him constantly messaging me at 3am..."

>> No.54896158

>>54895075
Oh only 3 days, I didn't remember it being that little. He kinda said it's probably the last roadtrip he will ever have that group of buddies, I hope they have fun

>> No.54896244

>>54895918
But he keeps touching unwashed trucker cocks?

>> No.54896243

rrat:Axel loves everyone in Tempus, and I hope he does more 1 on 1 collabs with vanguard

>> No.54896385

>>54896243
fake & gay

>> No.54897159

>>54895937
He misses Altare’s sweet twink ass…

>> No.54897373

>>54895918
>black vesper sucks virgin asian dick only

>> No.54897422

>>54888128
Oh yeah, that's that museum that has a display explaining how aliens are responsible for 9/11 right?
That whole thing is a giant shit post.

>> No.54897447

>>54894704
That gives me hope about Magni returning the same week and we'll get a tempus collab with no axmag, typical

>> No.54897454

Are they seriously still radio silent on Magni and Vesper? Did they get thrown in jail or something?

>> No.54897637

>magni resuming pl activities mid august
>altare bringing up the anniversary
>axel taking a "short break" mid august
it has never been more over

>> No.54897763

>>54897637
Dude. Magni has been streaming on his pl way back. Stop doomposting

>> No.54897796

>>54897454
In what states is homosexuality illegal

>> No.54897846

>>54897454
Vesper is in the Idaho supermax. Magni is too smart to get caught though. As for what crimes they've commited, I don't know

>> No.54898015

New rrat, Magni told Vesper he's graduating in August, Vesper didn't take it well and blew up at management for fucking things up so bad it made his bestie want to leave, calls manesan a nigger faggot again, Magni joins in with other racist slurs, both get suspended.

>> No.54898145

>>54898015
Except for the last portion I actually think this is believable. Now go retake your meds.

>> No.54898301

>>54897637
Cover is finally realizing how much of a shitfest Tempus was and is laying everyone off one by one and starting their own boys-only company. Rate my rrat

>> No.54898384

Have (you) sent Altare your favourite clips yet?
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1686197106510295040

>> No.54898397
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I will knock things over in Dezzy Wezzy 's lab

>> No.54898482

>>54898015
this rrat has legs

>> No.54898579

>>54898384
>Altare
>funny
>cool
K E K

Honestly he was pretty good during VSai, though i don't recall if he had his POV up.

>> No.54898656

I can’t take this anymore!
Only Magni porn can stop me dooming

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>>54898656

>> No.54898814

>>54898384
No, buy I liked all the posts that had clips I would have posted.

>> No.54898970
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54898970

Good morning /MANS/, I hope you are having a good day.

>> No.54899211

https://youtu.be/d5QYGRFXo_0?t=1539
"I like when people talk in a clear, measured way, like they always have a purpose"
You don't say Shinri...

>> No.54899254

Was the stream where magni talked for an hour+ after his karaoke a menshi stream?

>> No.54899316

Accurate Axelotl representation
https://youtu.be/nTiUmHa5sNk?t=1290

>> No.54899377

>>54899254
You might be thinking about the unarchived karaoke after he released copium

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>>54898656

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>>54897454
what did you expect? announcements right after debuts? Nah, Magmites and Vesties are gonna wait fucking months before they hear anything.

>> No.54899603

>>54899401
who gives a shit about the debuts, it’s not like they have the same audience as stars

>> No.54899662

>>54897454
Usually for suspension there aren't any other announcements, they just show back up one day, give it till Thursday before asking again

>> No.54899709

>>54899316
Such horny creatures

>> No.54899866

>>54899603
>its not like they have the same audience
tell that to all of the tempuras i had to mute on my tl. they won't stop talking about them.

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>>54899316
*cums on you*

>> No.54899924 [SPOILER] 
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Thanks Milky, very cool

>> No.54900175

>>54899924
ToT

>> No.54900332

>>54899603
no but some people /here/ are convinced it'll happen, I knew from the getgo that the wait is gonna be long

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>> No.54900482

>>54900332
I wonder what happened

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>>54898656

>> No.54900585

Does anyone recall or have a screenshot of Vesper's reading recommendations?

>> No.54900662

>>54900482
the rrat that
>it was gonna be an off-collab, Vesper is in an accident and Magni blames himself for it, so Magni isn't gonna bother with anything until Vesper recovers

>> No.54900737

>>54900335
cute, especially the vestie
>>54900662
no legs

>> No.54900898

LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/FofEd1jwzT0
https://youtu.be/FofEd1jwzT0
https://youtu.be/FofEd1jwzT0

>> No.54900968

>>54900898
His short stream titles make me feel weird

>> No.54900976

>>54899924
How is she so based

>> No.54900993

>>54900968
they match him

>> No.54901057

Damn it I thought he was streaming csgo today

>> No.54901112

Late night boys again

>> No.54901139

dumb leader love uuuu

>> No.54901268

how do people play shooter games in the morning, I can barely see

>> No.54901308

Sasuga performance anxiety

>> No.54901340

>>54901308
He's not even in the game yet, it's over lmfao

>> No.54901474

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1686363241239429120

>> No.54901477

>VC on
ALTARE

>> No.54901480

rrat Vesper has a deep-seaed trauma related to the hot summer months, and because of it, he can't maintain an erection. Magni and Vesper have gone to antarctica for sexual therapy, and also free lactose free no-fat ice cream

>> No.54901485

He's playing with fire

>> No.54901497

Altare what are you doing

>> No.54901554

That spiked my anxiety

>> No.54901560
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54901560

Where is his OnlyMags

>> No.54901629

lmfao

>> No.54901655

kek

>> No.54901726

Democrats are evil, true.

>> No.54901891

anons I think m going insane
I literally had a dream about Vesper streaming wow again

it is over for me isnt it?

>> No.54902045

>>54897454
well Vespers black so maybe he’s in jail

>> No.54902103

Valo rage

>> No.54902104

What is Orc Massage 3

>> No.54902119

leader so cute~

>> No.54902135

>>54899924
she is fucking insane for this one

>> No.54902161

>>54902045
Vesper's in mcdonalds because he likes fried chicken. Magni's there too for grimace

>> No.54902201

how can contract negotiations take this long?

>> No.54902214

Is surrending some sort of meta? To protect rank or something?

>> No.54902237

>>54899924
>whores
>roach
I shouldn't have opened

>> No.54902267

holy kek altare, his toxicity is close

>> No.54902297

What did you say about my momma

>> No.54902379

I forget that leader is a lotr fan

>> No.54902424

>>54902379
how
it's his most annoying trait

>> No.54902465

>>54902424
Terrible taste

>> No.54902511

kek

>> No.54902630

HUH

>> No.54902636

flayon discord kitten confirmed

>> No.54902649

FPS games really filtering me hard...

>> No.54902655

Lol leader

>> No.54902658

I still don't know what that is

>> No.54902667 [SPOILER] 
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54902667

>>54901891
So you started receiving the dream streams?

>> No.54902674

I haven't watched Tempus in a while can someone tell me what Axel's been up to

>> No.54902707

Magni mention uuu

>> No.54902722

>Flayon bends over for leader

>> No.54902738

>>54902161
>fried chicken
>mcdoalds
dont you mean KFC

>> No.54902802

btw looks like axel appeared toi's birthday call-ins couple minutes ago. I just opened stream so idk what he said though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kMOTmTihKU

>> No.54902844

>>54902738
Its a SEA thing.

>> No.54902886

>>54902738
my mcdonalds sells fried chicken

>> No.54902887

>Vesper birthday merch shipped
I thought you could cancel it if someone is getting terminated

>> No.54902892

But Hugo... ToT

>> No.54902959

>>54902887
You can cancel it after the termination is announced

>> No.54902980

>>54902802
damn guess I'll watch the VOD

>> No.54903001

>>54902844
Wait wait wait. Is mcdonalds not known for their fried chicken?

>> No.54903019

>>54903001
They are not. Burgers and fries, mostly

>> No.54903049
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54903049

>>54889180

>> No.54903054

>>54903019
Wow. You learn something new everyday

>> No.54903069

>>54902738
isn't the chicken burger fried

>> No.54903076

>>54899924
>La cucaracha
Why does everyone see Morf as a pimp?

>> No.54903142

cute laugh

>> No.54903199

>>54903019
you forgot about thir chicken nuggies

>> No.54903202

>>54902886
>the cultural divide of /MANS/ is if your mcdonalds sells fried chicken or not

>> No.54903229

>>54903076
hes a lanky ugly bastard with blackmail money

>> No.54903230

ROCK AND STONE

>> No.54903279

>>54903199
I considered them, but calling chicken nuggets fried chicken is like calling hot dogs a steak

>> No.54903317

>>54903001
Chicken nuggets are very well known but fried chicken is what we say to refer to bone in chicken that's been fried, like what you get at KFC. Western McDonald's doesn't serve any bone in chicken

>> No.54903336

>>54903076
He is in your walls, always watching...

>> No.54903339

>Axel's menshi post
He's so cute bros....

>> No.54903344

>>54903202
I have never seen fried chicken at MickDick's before

>> No.54903370
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54903370

I gotta hand it to Altare, he's been holding up the Tempura pretty well allt hinges considered. Releasing the podcast, a new cover, and overall just keeping spirits up despite the obvious tension and absence of two of their members.
He's been acting like a leader, so good on ya, blue man.

>> No.54903420

3rd person shooters are terrible.
fortnite included.

>> No.54903444

>>54903370
there's a reason he's the leader and literally everyone even Vesper recognizes him as such not for kayfabe reasons but because he lives up to the title

>> No.54903457

i'm watching today's week and review and bettel really doesn't know about NTR? is this guy that pure?

>> No.54903458

>Altare internet hiccup
it's over....

>> No.54903462

I miss when leader's name ingame is blueisekaihero

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>>54898656
I was going to post something not shitposty from my art folder but I stumbled on this first so lol

>> No.54903496

>>54903462
I miss him and MrGladiator, Bilbo Maggins and Scholar22...

>> No.54903563

>>54903370
VG helps quite a bit in distracting me as well. Hakka streaming with little magmite and vestie assets make me feel supported

>> No.54903624

my vesper bday set finally shipped..i cant believe its real I thought my ass was scammed

>> No.54903666

tempus isn't ever going to do a group playthrough again...

>> No.54903685

>>54903457
It's not so much that he's "that pure" as it is he is "that white"

>> No.54903881

>>54903457
He isn't weeb at all

>> No.54903898

>>54903457
Not pure, just not as big of a weeb as everyone else in Tempus.
That and the fact he's the pastiest man in this company.

>> No.54903928

>>54903370
He’s been doing surprisingly well, honestly, and I’m an Altventurer. I was kind of expecting Depressedtare considering everything but no. I think the podcast getting released is really upping his spirits.

>> No.54903934

>Impossible

>> No.54903949

>>54903898
dont see what being white has to do with not being a weeb kek

>> No.54903973

>>54903496
Don't make me feel so sad

>> No.54904005

>>54903898
>pastiest man in the company
That would be Vesper

>> No.54904049

>>54903928
Acceptance stage

>> No.54904051

>>54904005
i thought he was indonesian

>> No.54904081

>rages
>how are you so calm all the time?
kek

>> No.54904137

>>54904005
he black

>> No.54904181

>>54903949
being so incredibly white that you barely have awareness of other cultures I think

>> No.54904183

>>54904137
i want to believe this but him saying he wasnt shot by the police after petting a horse makes me believe otherwise

>> No.54904199

>>54904005
Vesper is orange now

>> No.54904256

>>54904183
you're really generalizing all police interactions if you think they always shoot first. it's only 60% of the time

>> No.54904264

>>54904199
#orangelivesmatter

>> No.54904272

>>54899603
one year later femcels are still repeating this shit. kek.

>> No.54904282

>>54904256
Kek

>> No.54904344

>>54904256
kek

>> No.54904354

kek Altare my guy

>> No.54904397

Magni called Vesper a bitch ass nigger as a joke
Vesper had a flashback to his dad calling him that and broke mentally
Started calling Magni and his Manager slant eyed gooks
Argument broke out between the two of them
Vesper and Magni put on probation while Cover attempts to smooth things over and get Vesper to return from the woods.

>> No.54904452

>>54904397
you forgot the part where they had gay sex with yagoo

>> No.54904455

He's triggered

>> No.54904480

>>54904397
you and i both know he'd have an intense orgasm being called a bitch ass nigga by magni

>> No.54904481

>>54904452
>having sex with a girl
>gay
???

>> No.54904484

He HATES us

>> No.54904505

Uh oh blue dude's getting tilted

>> No.54904508

>>54899924
She was so real for this

>> No.54904573

>>54904183
hes a light skinned nigga

>> No.54904586

>>54904508
she apparently made it to self insert as an ugly bastard..very based

>> No.54904660

>>54904397
Remember when Vesper got weirdly triggered by Altare's Minecraft prison/sex dungeon?

>> No.54904718

>>54899924
That's kinda hot ngl. Submission, prostitution and corruption are right up my alley

>> No.54904722

>what happened there?
Me throughout any valo stream

>> No.54904776

>>54899924
Morf-sama.... I kneel...

>> No.54904832

>>54903457
He doesn't know what words mean

>> No.54904867

>>54904832
bettel is developmentally and intellectually challenged...

>> No.54905006

all the ojisan shirts except medium are sold out...where are the skinnyfat vesties...you niggas are either anorexics or fat fucks

>> No.54905054

i find amusing how there is one viewer trying to get Altare's attention on being her boyfriend for the day and he is just ignoring her

>> No.54905080

>>54903339
I love him so much man.

>> No.54905092

What did Bettel cut out of his vod? I was actually watching the week in review yesterday but it stopped and said the vod was privated...

>> No.54905094

>>54905054
BASED

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>>54905054
>

>> No.54905143

What question would you guys ask flayon?

>> No.54905156

Just mald, Altare, let it out. Suppressing it isn't good

>> No.54905210

>Altare doesn't like watching rainbows

>> No.54905252

>More league
owari da

>> No.54905317

>>54905092
We won't know if/what he cut until it's back up anon...

>> No.54905339

>>54905092
We don't know until the VOD comes back. A kind anon uploaded an archive last night if you want to watch the uncut version.

>> No.54905342

>>54904183
He's high yellow

>> No.54905385

>>54905317
Well I also meant, what do you think he said that he might have cut. Wasn't sure if you guys had any ideas

>> No.54905387

>>54905092
Some anons were theorizing that it might be because of Barnenheimer or Bettel 2 calling Unpacking shit

>> No.54905465

>>54905342
lmao i can see it

>> No.54905539

>>54905387
I doubt it's because of Unpacking. Altare spent like over an hour shitting on the Callisto Protocol and his VOD didn't go down.

>> No.54905544

I feel like there should be a second host for the NTR Podcast. If I had to pick someone right now, it would be Axel, but if/when Magni comes back, I think that he would be perfect to fill that role.

>> No.54905605

>>54905544
I'd rather not have another perm member. Adds more variation.

>> No.54905639

>>54905544
i disagree, unless it we go back to mana and it's always just hq

>> No.54905695

One day, Altare will get through a stream without shitting on himself.

>> No.54905729

>>54905695
sniffffffff Altare shits....

>> No.54905746

>>54905544
Nah, i like the flexibility of it just being Altare. Makes it easier for us to get regular episodes since he's basically always available and doesn't need to wait for any one specific person if things start getting busy for some members.

>> No.54905778

>>54905695
yeah during his graduation stream

>> No.54905813

>>54902959
Ah so that’s why they’re waiting, until everything is shipped out

>> No.54905822

>>54905006
need a fat vesojisan to dominate over

>> No.54905862

kek wtf was that

>> No.54906269

>>54905544
I think only Altare and Shinri would be able to tard wrangle the rest of Tempus enough to keep a podcast somewhat on track
But that being said Altare should be the only permanent host (at least for 6 months or so to get it off the ground)

>> No.54906316

>>54905143
What is the capital of South Dakota

>> No.54906324

>>54905143
"When are you graduating?"

>> No.54906442

>vespers keychains nearly sold out
>only medium shirts left
>all small oversized hoodies sold out
vesties are big spenders

>> No.54906472

>>54906442
How much longer are you gonna keep numberfagging the merch

>> No.54906497

>>54906472
numberfag this dick

>> No.54906517

>>54906472
vesties and bettelions will never stop

>> No.54906560

>>54906472
It's all they have right now, please understand

>> No.54906588

>>54906472
It got lots of you’s once so anons latched on to it

>> No.54906591

>>54906472
its on topic cry about it

>> No.54906620

>>54906472
Vesties have no streams to watch, please understand

>> No.54906639

>>54906560
>>54906620
oof o7

>> No.54906685

altare on the verge of getting angry is cute

>> No.54906778

That skin is actually sick

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>>54905385
>>54840571
>>54841321
>>54841560
>>54834119
>>54836593

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>>54905054
w*men lmao

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>>54906442
Vesties are disproportionately 30-somethings with jobs. Lots of them mention that they're watching while working.

>> No.54906916

They will come back today. It's the 1st of the month. This is the best time.

>> No.54906957

>>54906916
2 more hours until their return is announced

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>>54906916

>> No.54907117

has anyone checked out tempus land yet?

>> No.54907135

>>54906960
Me on the right (the Vestie here is starting to believe my speeches about the Jews)

>> No.54907152

>>54906560
>>54906620
>>54906639
genuinely wonder what vesties will do once vesper is officially terminated

>> No.54907168

damn that free double kill...

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Twitter's trying to tell me something kek

>> No.54907199

Bettel cut the VOD because you could clearly hear Vesper and Magni having wild gay sex in the background with their double ended dildo

>> No.54907233

>>54907194
are the procrastinating their return?

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>>54899924

>> No.54907319

>>54906442
tbf most vesties are burgers and EU so shipping is more friendly on ohmonah

>> No.54907378

>>54899924
How do I get her to draw Morf slapping my ass

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>>54899924
KEK

>> No.54907456

Oh? Next week?

>> No.54907485

wonder what's happening next week

>> No.54907500

Altventurers eating good next week too, huh?

>> No.54907508

NEXT WEEK MAKE IT FUCKING HAPPEN. RETURN US OUR WHORES!!!

>> No.54907524

ALTNOWA COLLAB NEXT WEEK

>> No.54907527

>collab

>> No.54907529

Cool collab on next Saturday?

>> No.54907563

A cool collab huh?

>> No.54907610

>another "cool collab"
>Sykkuno collab part 2
your reaction?

>> No.54907630

>>54907610
kill sykkuno

>> No.54907637

>>54907508
>>54907524
its not happening. stop being delusional, theyre not coming back.

>> No.54907701

damn almost forget about that

>> No.54907704

Can they finish the rest of To The Moon in one stream?

>> No.54907738

Where's the schedule, Jester?
You said you were going to make is yesterday.
You're awake right now and I know you're /here/
Post the schedule or else I swear to Allah I'm going to hurt Bob.

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54907759

>>54907610

>> No.54907794

>>54907704
Altare has a meeting again so not likely

>> No.54908123

>>54907524
>thinking a collab with Vesper would be "cool" to Altare

>> No.54908176 [DELETED] 

>>54907152
Run to his PL.
Annoy him there too.

>> No.54908206

>>54899924
I want Morf to molest me and pimp me out UOHHHHH

>> No.54908235

>>54907194
Like fanbase like oshi.

>> No.54908532

>>54906591
>>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.

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If I had skills I would edit webms of ja/ck/ to have Bettel's hair.
I think that would be funny.

>> No.54908676

>>54908532
stop talking about the girls and ill follow along the artificial rules

>> No.54908742

speedruns are fun, please...

>> No.54908861

>>54899924
where does the artist post?

>> No.54908881

>>54908176
his original model is far superior than his two Cover's models
sorry pako

>> No.54909135

jesus that moan

>> No.54909152

I'm nervous about the collab.
He'd say if it was within tempus.

>> No.54909222

>>54909152
If It's Jaiden's animations, I'll probably skip it

>> No.54909256

>>54909152
He's going to collab with Morf and Clopbot

>> No.54909385

>i'm not gay but i like your voice

>> No.54909427

>>54909385
Now that's a based retard

>> No.54909455

I'm laughing, wtf was that

>> No.54909545

Altare workout ASMR

>> No.54909768

is Altare's mic cutting out a lot today?

>> No.54909894

>>54909768
yeah it is

>> No.54909918

lmfao

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