/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I MISS NASA
UUUUUUUUU

Happy birthday Lia!
https://itsyourbirthday.today/?name=Lia&identity=girl

Uwuga.

Uruka...

ENTER URUKA

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 13 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

UWUKA IS DYING, LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!

>another dead voice
These girl really need to stop slobbering cocks

30,000 posters dead.

>Pippa the only Gen1 not to call in or appear in chat
rrats?

Uruka shows up and furhter destroys her throat for Lia's sake.

Meanwhile Pippa:
>crickets

Uruka is never going to heal if she keeps pushing her voice.

I just made it to the stream now. What's happened so far?

Pippa love~!

Lia you cant just call your gen mates TTS bots.......

>>54847783
>>54847789
its not over yet retards

Uruga needs to stop being so damn horny all the time, it's shameful

Man everyone in Phase has a shot voice

>>54847759
Airi would end up homeless if she stopped.

URUGA HATES IT

Uruka salivating right now.

>>54847783
Did we forget about Iori an~on?

Sex bear disapproves

I didn't think of it as a feet image until she said it. I guess I don't see them as dirty...

>>54848054
>he doesn't know about the members stream after party in the Armpit Forest

>>54847789
It's hard when Pippa is slobbering on my cock

>>54847783
Can you blame her? Lia is the most obnoxious and generic vtuber in phase

I love Tenma. Again. I love Tenma. Again. I love Tenma. I love her. I want to marry her and have kids with her. I want to spend an unglodly amount of time with her, doing absolutely anything. Or doing nothing at all, just lie there doing absolutely nothing. Just me and her. I love her.

>>54848041
that means she loves it.

I guess it does appeal to 2 fetishes at once with ass and feet huh.

>>54848347
1 bait = 1 loliLia

>>54848446
I didn't even notice the feet honestly.

I wanna hug Pippa...

>>54848360
Ungodly. Not fucking unglodly. Oh fuck.

>>54848041
Tsundere bear.

[News] Sakana gave Uruka and Lia all the unsold Lumi merch

>>54848550

>>54848517
uooooooooooooh

catch

>Miia drawing in the OP
today is good day

How did Lia manage to go 20 years without seeing a cockroach?

>>54848517
thats just gonna make them bait more...

>>54848785
Why did Xalabussy steal her IP?

>>54848856
Yeah, mine

>>54848856
Rich kid

>>54848785
calling her Lisa by mistake is one thing but m**a is absolutely unacceptable. please take a permanent vacation from life

>>54848856
I've never seen a cockroach in real life

>>54848856
I'm 37 and I've never seen a cockroach before.

>>54848856
I've never seen one.

>>54849034
>>54849058
>>54849070
Stop larping

Bearbros are the only fanbase Likers don't flirt with. that's the highest form of respect Likers can show

Pipkiss

>>54849022
nono, Miia drew Lia.
I bet you feel like a jerk now.

>>54849151
Stop being brown.

>>54848685

>>54848856
I didn't see one until a roommate accidentally brought some back in their luggage

How can people be afraid of insects like roaches? You have 2 strong legs for stomping shit. Kill insects with your feet!

>>54848856
I've never seen one in person.

>>54849243
I hate m**a with a passion so I don't feel bad at all actually

>>54849243
Is Miia /here/?

>>54849350
I imagine them being agile and slipping into my orifices

sex deer
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori/status/1686189388982816768

>>54849458
always knew Likers were insufferable creatures

can you lickers quite down im trying to listen to gura discuss elephant shit

>>54849243
If she likes her so much, why hasn't she called?

>>54848685

>>54849559
not all Likers. they helped keep Yuri on the divegrass team today.

>>54849350
One got stuck in my ear when I was a child

>>54849523
pipnigs on suicide watch

I'm gonna say it.
Pippa needs to get to on meds so she can stop being so negligent cause of her constant freak outs and mood swings.

>>54849596
Pippa! You're here!

>>54849697
that's what he said, insufferable

>>54849697
Fair point, I suppose all fanbases have their bad apples

why so much hate for spiders
they are cute and useful

>>54849758
Meds HATE

stinky

>>54849758
she should start drinking every day

>the only good bug is a dead bug

Lia's seen Starship Troopers BASED

>>54849758
What she needs is exercise, sunlight, and swearing off soda.

>>54849458
No you hate some construct in your head based on tertiary knowledge and only quasi related reasons.

>>54849758
t. shlomo

>>54847467
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxcEDSVzD9es6-O1ZNDrDPGj_SKUJ_zsUv

>>54849257
Stop being black.

>>54849941
I'm doing my part.

Lia is telling me to kill myself for having a roach infestation...

Lia: The only good bug is a dead bug

I'm from Buenos Aires, and I say kill 'em all!

[Lia news] she loved to torture bugs

>>54848856
I'm 30 and I've never seen one outside of a zoo.

[Lia News]
She tortured insects

>Lia brutalized bugs
YOU SEE, PIPPA?

IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL, EVERYONE DOES IT.

>bug torture
Lia has more in common with Lumi than we thought...

I can already hear Pippa and Lia arguing over this.

>>54848856
The only cockroaches I've had in my house were fed to my lizard

I volunteer to make Lia salty

>>54848539
I wanna kiss Pippa

>Got bored with the llia stream
>changed to the new HL girls
>had tech problems and ended the stream 30 min in

Sorry lia im back

i miss hime

Lia would be a serial killer if she was a man huh?

>it's almost 10
wew this has flown by

Lia's basement confirmed for mass grave.

>>54850298
I used to torture bugs when I was young and now I've gone full 180 and I can't kill bugs anymore unless they're moths because moths infested my home once.

>>54850295
kill yourself

I still like to catch flies and tear apart their legs then let them free and they cant land ehe

>>54850296
)':

Well i HATE guineabee

>>54850522
but lia just said they're friends

>>54850295
Yeah, surprised I ended up watching Lia even with new HL girls, Gura collab, and a Niji collab on right now

Lia approved.

>>54850587
that sounds silly

>>54850606
But Sleepy is guineabeeposter...

>>54848856
More common in the Southern US, also you have to go outside to see them with any regularity

>>54849758
The only meds she needs is birth control so I can cum in her without fear

Lia close the thread

>>54850295
Sometimes it do be like that

Panko KILLED it

MALE ON STREAM

All of Gen1 have been on call or in chat except for 1....

>>54850813
there are always more

Sex deer is on

Is that Marge Simpson?

it's really funny that even with half of the phase girls having dead voices, they still sound better than Iori.

>cockroaches are cute
Why are nips like this

This is my first Lia stream and I don't see the appeal. Just zoomer edgy twitch vtuber #1002

>>54851010
Iori is a bugfucker, prease undastando

>>54850743
Love the poster, hate the post

>>54850940
She sounds 50+?

>>54849758
Pharma companies are the most evil corp-industrial complex besides maybe military industrial complex. DO NO TAKE MEDS, YOU ARE LOBOTOMIZING YOURSELF AND WILL NEVER GET BETTER, JUST DEPENDENT ON DRUGS.

>>54850649
I started with lia, popped in to see what gura and mumei were doing with lia in the background.
Wanted to give the Dog girls a chance so I wanted to see them and pay attention

>>54850984
hidoi

>>54851010
Because japanese bugs are fucking freaky. They have giant hornets and shit

>>54851100
Please, I can't get more erect than I already am

>>54851100
hag sex

>>54851076
That's the appeal. We are not the target audience.

>>54848539
She will kick and squirm

>>54848054
Iori on stream right now

>cockroach
>cute

>>54851100
yeah her and tenma

enslaving bugs...

I like maybugs

where is she?

>>54851010

The big roaches do have a pleasing shape, I guess

Acorn weevils are the cutest bug

hime is up next

after seeing lia's irl pics i lost all interest in her. she's just too beautiful to be relatable. you can just tell someone like her would be a popular stacy in school and not a weird outcast like pippa

> My Japanese grandma
What was that about Lia being white?

Deer...

>>54851537
honorary

>>54851476
Smokey Brown is a cutie, I've only seen the flightless ones before

>>54851389
After Lia admitted to torturing bugs Pippa decided to not call in.

>>54849968
THIS. She needs to excessive, she needs to clean her room, she needs to eat better, and she needs someone there to encourage her. I never had anyone encourage me when I was down, I was able to improve, but I don't expect everyone else to be able to take their own path.

Pippa obviously doesn't think she deserves her success but I will keep telling her she is kind and generous and inspiring and encourage her in whatever small ways I can. YOU'RE NOT ALONE PIPPA.

i love bugs

Lia is so proud of this mousepad lol

I had to live in an apartment infested with roaches for a few months in my life, please stop posting about them and triggering my PTSD.

>>54851537
she's wasian

>>54851537
mythical hapa latina...

if Pippa doesn't call in ill be upset :(

>>54851660
Bug fucker

This has been a fun call in stream i usually hate them but everyone has been good

I came late, what mousepad are they talking about?

>>54851800
this but unironically

>>54851653
>excessive

>>54851844
I just think they are cool
but moths are pure sex

Iori is kind of inspiring that she vtubes with that strange voice. I have a lame voice

>>54851100
IIRC she's the oldest talent in phase, like mid 30's

>>54851844
I swear I only read Shunkan for the girls

>>54851893
check the phase shop

>>54851476
You don't really have to worry about the chunky tree roaches but if you find the german ones you're fucked.

>>54851800
>>54851918
you know it's not Lia's real birthday right? Pippa was the first Phase to wish her a happy bday on twitter

>>54851893
lia birthday merch buttpad

>>54851999
Just did, hori shiet. Based

>>54851980
women can get away with a lot

>>54851844
yes, how could you tell?

>>54851952
EXERCISE

Iori just called Lia a whore

Iori is seiso

>>54852130
It's fine Pippa, we know you're ESL

>>54851987
She's a few months younger than Uruka. Oldest Phase talent is Airi; someone on the management team is older.

if Pippa calls in, we win vtl5.
if she doesn't, we don't even make knockouts.

>>54852206
Sometimes I get the feeling Iori wants to be impregnated more than anyone else in PC.

>>54851622
Thankfully they don't really "infest" homes, they just wander in randomly like a fly or a skink or something. I can see why Lia would freak out, though.

I love my little sister very much !

https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1686004716906348545

>>54852097
There's plenty of male streamers who get away with being ugly and having lame voices.

>>54851987
> mid 30’s
> wants to get a black amex card
she’s ngmi

>>54852065
that isn't the point you retard

I'm going to cum on an image of that like I did with Pippa's

>>54851987
doubt, she said she watched Mickey's club house (first haired in 2006) when she was very young during her collab with Uruka

>pippa mouse pan
>uruka mousepad
did uruka have a mousepad?

>>54852108
I forgot about the absolute degenerate freaks that other boards harbor

lia really is the company kid sister everybody loves huh

>>54849237

>>54852658
everyone's had a mousepad at this point

>>54852658
>mouse pan

>>54852597
Don't, the tributes in the rock girl thread have much nicer cocks than you do

>>54851538
She literally has dead fish eyes. It's not a meme that she's a bit off her rocker

>>54851121
Psyche meds haven't really been claimed to be panacea happy pills that instantly make you better since the 80s. I hate the entire US health industry, don't trust the FDA and there's major overprescription issues (especially with ADHD things) but meds have helped people reach the baseline space they needed to really start to improve things for themselves. When people fall to complete internalized hopelessness and nihilism it's hard to just start changing everything

cute

>>54852905
why do they keep giving youtube and sakana money on each other's birthdays

Pippa doko

>>54852997
She said she forgot her paypal login so didn't do it through stream elements

>>54852754
she is, Lia is precious and everyone can see it

muted

My wife called in.

>>54853071
Pippa HATES Lia
t. knower

ok, good stream, I'm out.

>>54852419
You killed us with this.

I can't believe Pippa HATES Lia
GO THERE ALREADY STUPID RABBIT

>>54852810
No they don't. My tributes are the stuff of legend.
That Pippa mousepad tribute I mentioned was so good that fags from other imageboards took it from here and tried to steal credit for it

>>54853226
No, Pippa did this.

grim

>>54853286
>mousepad
Oh I thought you were the guy from yesterday, carry on

>>54851076
Birthday stream might not be the best Lia sample. Catch a different one where shes relaxing and playing League or something. She can do collabs just fine but shes best when chill

>>54853264
Was Reemi really the last time Pippa actually called into someone's birthday...

>>54851389
PIPPA HATES LIA

>I feel like a lousy senapi when I ask my kouhai for advice
Lia, you are the youngest in the company and Shiina is 10 years older than you
You asking for advice and wanting to sit under learning trees is a good thing and is why you have improved.

Reminder that Lia got wonton'd

shiina is okay

>>54852065
And? I can still be upset at how Pippa refuses to put the slightest bit of effort into anything Phase Connect related.
She fucking rolls out of bed 30 minutes before stream every day and gets her discord to come up with content for her because she doesn't care enough to come up with her own stream ideas, and now she can't even be bothered to make time for her genmate's birthday.
It's not like she's even doing anything important. She's sitting on Twitter retweeting hololive memes and minecraft AI covers.

>shiina acting all high and mighty again and turns the stream on her.

i hate this bitch so much

Shiina love! Lia love!

>>54853621
>hey guys I'm really old you know

>>54853711
Trust

Wew lad

>>54852849
Pharma wants you taking meds forever. If you can't operate without meds, your problem isn't getting fixed, its being exploited. And I'm specifically talking about situations that you can change with your own actions, which most mental issues are in that category, especially for young people.

In fact, most mental issues in young people today are a result of our social structure: social media, non-stop propaganda, consumerism, isolation, identity politics, distrust. Basically, cable news, politicians, celebrities, tiktok, facebook, twitter, and zero local community are the problem, and meds do not help fix those thing, they just make you content in your despair.

>>54853780

>>54853711
>pulls higher numbers than shiina and tenma while doing nothing
how does he do it?!

>Everyone loves Shiina
>except /pcg/
Why are you fags like this? She not edgy enough for you?

>Sakana too cheap to spring for in-flight wifi

>>54853816
SEX

She's proud of her ass huh

>>54853816
Now with extra toe!

>pcg is upset if Pippa doesn't call and trying to anti her for a stream that isnt over
>Lia thread is talking about Iori
which is the anti thread again?

>>54852747

>>54853946
bu- but I like her anon

>>54853946
she's a bitch and she sucks.

>>54853711
>She's sitting on Twitter retweeting hololive memes and minecraft AI covers.
>israel
Pippa...
She'll call in before the stream ends. She must.

>>54853946
I love Shiina

>>54853816
___________PLAP____________

>>54854089
sucks? yea me

>>54853946
I don't hate her, but yes, she's too normal for me.

>>54854033
>pcg is upset if Pippa doesn't call and trying to anti her for a stream that isnt over
>Lia thread is talking about gay sex
ftfy

>>54854033
IDK, maybe the thread threatening to spam the catalogue right now with falseflags.
>>54853803

>>54853854
Shut the fuck up Pippa stop typing walls of shit and start thinking about content that isn't react stream leeching.

>>54854033
This is the Pippa thread so it has all the Pippa antis(fans).

>>54853946
The only people who like shiina are coomers and zoomers

>>54853946
the people that like her don't post much about her. The people that hate her have to make sure everybody knows.

>>54853946
I like Shiina, hags are cute and it's clear she loves Phase very much

>>54854290
Looks like I've got a new thread to correct spelling in.

>>54854165
Shes probably hanging out at her computer waiting for her turn.

>>54853946
Thats because of all the Chuubas in PC Shiina is by far the most fake.
on top of that come massive double standards.

>>54849151
>>54849058
>>54849070
>>54849311
>>54849395
>>54850095
>>54850141
>>54850755
Cockroaches mostly live in tropical weather, so they are rare in colder latitudes. Roaches do not exist in Europe, so many Europeans only see one for the first time when they travel elsewhere for holidays, like Asia, the US, or Latin America.

>>54853946
I don't DISlike her.

She's a CRAB?

>>54854497
No, she LIKES crabs and is getting a crab hoodie. She wanted to be a star crab initially

>>54854478
That computer? Me
Turn? with my cock, after uruka

[Lia News] Lia wanted to respawn as a jellyfish last year, but Sakana forbid it. But now she is allowed to get jellyfish outfits and jellyfish oshi mark

I want to attack shiinas weak point for critical damage.

>>54854488
I live in USA near the Canadian border. Haven't seen one.

>>54854308
I hope Pippa reads my posts. She needs to believe in herself more!!!

>>54854488
Then where does the German cockroach come from?

>>54854290
Maybe I will post in the anti thread after all...

>>54853946
She seems very fake, it's a shame she stopped doing the Twitch streams where she actually let loose

thank god that shit's over with

>the lone cuckie defending shiina all the time is actually Lia
grim

>>54854497

>Hime's mic keeps cutting out
based

>>54854497
at heart yeah

I can't believe Pippa fucking hates her genmates.

>>54854762
Borneo

>>54849350
>>54849509
Many adults who fear roaches probably got traumatized when they were kids, and got roaches crawling over their bodies, or over their stuff or food.

>>54854614
She's talking about star signs i think, cancer is a crab yes?

>>54854762
>Previously thought to be a native of Europe, the German cockroach later was considered to have emerged from the region of Ethiopia in Northeast Africa,[9][10] but more recent evidence suggests that it actually originated in Southeast Asia

So what did the Likers do for Lia's birthday?

>Hime screams when she sees the mouse pad

the mousepad keeps popping the room

>>54853816
I'm going to blow a huge load on your mousepad Lia

>>54849596
>lickers

Hime before Pippa?

Grim

This Rie girl sounds like the most genuine person so far, sell me on her.

>>54855210
>originated in Southeast Asia
every time

>>54855267
buttsex

>>54855267
She'll get to it eventually.

>>54855323
Obviously Pippa should be last

>>54855322
She's a chinese australian who doesn't like transphobes.

>>54855210
>worst type of roach
>SEA

What did Rie do yesterday?

>>54854762
The cockroach farms

>>54855322
Did you know you can watch videos on YouTube for free?

Now imagine how much better the mousepad could have been

>>54855446
cute karaoke stream

>>54855446
me

Uruka's mousepad is going to be something else entirely

>>54855446
me

>>54855446
Besides me? Not much

>>54853854
Well said, anon.

>>54855267
I passed out because I'm an alcoholic

>>54855322
>This Rie girl sounds like the most genuine person so far
She is, sometimes too much so for her own good.
What you see with her is exactly what you get.

>>54850295
I've been watching raven she is mega gosling bait

>>54855460
lies, I have to pay my ISP and buy a computer and watch ads

>>54855446
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie/status/1685896270861443072

>>54855446
Post porn of herself.

>>54855555
It'll just be an photo of her actual unshaven pussy and asshole superimposed on a mousepad

>>54855732
Money printer.

>>54855732
ill take 5

>no pippa

>1 more
It's Pippa.

crazy?

Airi...

one left and...it's fucking airi
good night

>>54855732
>she'll argue that it's somehow seiso

LAST CALL IN AIRI IT'S CONFIRMED PIPPA HATES LIA

>no pippa
IT'S

FUCKING

OVER

Airi...

> no pippa

Airi...

>Airi has no voice
>still calls
>Pippa doesn't
rrats?

AIRI

>the only gen1 who didn't call in
baka

>>54855914

Ogeyyy rrats can now be booted up

>pippa hates lia
One day /pcg/ will learn just how much damage Yuri did to Phase Connect.

>>54855914
LOL
LMAO

I believe in Pippa.

>>54855914
>He trusted

>last call in
>its not Pippa
>she's active on twitter

>>54855957
Even on her death bed she made time for Lia, she really wants that cheese date

>>54855914
KEK

>>54856021
Brainworms

Airi sounds like she permanently damaged her vocal cords

Airi and Tenma are sick and still call in. What is Pippa's excuse?

I CANT BELIEVE PIIPA WOULD DO THIS TO LIA. Im literally crying right now bros.

>>54855699
Analbros we fucking won...

>Airi karaoke will likely never happen again.

>>54855525
yeah but panko is shit

Cmon Pippa. Call in.

Airi doesn't sound ogey

>>54856021
Pippa would rather watch the new hololive members than make time for Lia's birthday.

>"OMG Sisters, did you know Pippa, didn't come to lia's birthday stream, this must mean she hates her"
Actual bunch of teenage girls

>>54856211
I wasn't implying a panko one. Just the Lia one with that much detail

>>54856252
No shit

I’m still waiting for the clutch call in, Pippa…

>doctor appoint moved from 2 months to next week
It's finally go uphill...

>>54856252
Where do you think you are?

That PIPPA SUCKS poster was right all along

>>54855914(Me)
>it wasn't pippa

pippa
panko
ember
michiru
They all HATE Lia!

Jelly and Remi are at school so they get a pass.
The other one, uh, the tiger dyke is too busy plapping to the mousepad.

>>54856190
you guys are very shitty

>>54856021
spider induced psychotic episode

>>54856252
Capipis are all femanons. Prove me wrong.

How is Airi planning to stream this week without fucking up her voice even worse

>>54856386
yea me

>>54856252
Welcome to /vt/. It only gets worse.

>>54856354 (me)
>appointment

>>54856252
>>54856303
>>54856379
>I love phase connect and vtuber culture
>ignores the basics
Great oshi you have guys

>>54856252
Pippa is supposed to be one of the tribe. Airi and Tenma came in despite being very ill. Pippa is holo posting on twitter.

Pon Wolf...

>>54856252
call in pippa. there's still time.

>>54856388
I actually forgot erina existed for a while. thanks for reminding me.

>>54856388
Michiru was in chat.
the others are SEAs.
Pippa is up and literally tweeting

>>54856451
>T. Liker trolling for capipi cocks

>>54856388
>Erina sprawled out ahegaoing after squirting all over her computer due to seeing the mousepad, too weak to get up
makes sense

>>54856388
Michiru was in chat.

>>54853854
TL;DR

With friends like Pippa who needs enemies?

>>54856252
>this must mean she hates her
Yes.

>>54856252
There's just actually no good excuse for her to not take 10 minutes out of her day for this.
Even Airi and Tenma made it and they can't fucking talk.

>>54856388
It is like 4AM in Italy, but yeah, Panko hates Lia.

I want to buy the Lia pas but I'm scares of it coming through customs and people thinking I'm a creep

>>54856388
da michi was in chat and pippa said something on twitter

I missed her voice so much...

Pippa, not again...

>>54856388
It's 4am for panko and in fairness to her barely any of them rang in for her birthday stream either

>>54856467
At least it sounds like it's getting better.

damn bros why does pippa hate lia so much

>>54856621
>>54856598
Michiru didn't call because she is still mad about the jellyfish lia twitter porn.

Pipsisters...

>>54856718
I missed out on Wemi merch because of this. Just do it anon.

Pippa was the Lia anti all along

THIS WEDNESDAY NIGHT, IN AN APPLEBEES PARKING LOT - HAPPY HOUR 7PM
PIPPA VS. LIA

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

Wtf even happened to her voice, it has been so long already

>>54856252
fuck off pippa you lazy cunt

Pippa not calling in or typing in chat is unironically a dick move

I was eating chocolate ice cream. Thanks Airi.

airi’s weak voice is kind of erotic, torn between wanting to either take care of her or overpower her

>>54856718
They'll never know you. At most they read your name, laugh, then get on with their shift where they see like 10 more dildos before 5

>>54856701
Anon, it's not that big of a deal.

>>54856772
it sounds a lot better for sure, but she's probably a bit scared to fuck it up again. So I wonder what she's planning to do for for her next stream.

Does Airi seek out blown out shit stalls to talk about?

>>54856989
She was still recovering her voice and did a karaoke and broke something

>>54857012
First time?

>>54856252
YES

Do you think it's because Pippa is mad Lia got her own general on 4channel.org before her?

It's just kinda funny cause we had a clip on Phase Weekly about exactly this problem but she just flat out refuses to work on it.

>>54857077
overpower her TO take care of her

>>54857012
I mean of course, she has a vagina, not a dick

>>54856989
vocal cord injury anon and not resting like she should have

When pippa said she's too nervous to post here because she just *knows* she'll be found out, I was sad.

>>54856252
The true /vt/ experience

>>54856252
I'm actually Avril Lavigne

>>54857210
No it's because she hides behind her anxiety as an excuse to avoid doing anything hard.

>>54851076
You have to watch regular streams to see if you like a chuuba, special events will always be a bit atypical.

>>54857210
yes