/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Does Shiori like Death Grips?

>>54797000
>Shiorino
シオリの...

>>54797000
my cute menhara dork

>>54797451
she has a death grippy ehehehehe

SHE WILL COLLAB WITH TOWA

>>54797451
if she does i'll definitely want to stick my dick in her even harder

Shiorin!

>>54797451
she should death grip my dick instead lmao

>>54797451
I like shiori death grips, lmao

I LOVE MY GOTH GIRLFRIEND!

SHIORI PLEASE MARRY ME I'LL CUM DIRECTLY ON YOUR OVARIES AND GIVE YOU 10000 CHILDREN

>page 27
>clearly on page 1
Do 'lists really?

>>54797503
NOT MY HECKIN SHIORINOS!!!!!

SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE SHIORI CUTE

I want to fall in love with her

I was really hoping she would be heavier into the Idol aspect, but I'm excited to see how her kayfabe develops once she gets an idea of how her audience responds.
I don't know if it was her trying to give more credit to the others or if she really didn't care much about singing.

>Shiorin onakin challenge
>you may only jack off on days when she actually counts down to zero

She looks and smells like she was scraped off the floor of a public bathroom.! Sex with Shiori!

>>54798319
c-cold

Yo yo yo, Today is pumpday again, lets keep Gooning for Shiorin

>>54798319
Based as fuck

Sorry cutebros, this is going to be a sex thread.

>>54798497
RAPING MY GOONSTICK TO SHIORI-CHAN!!!!!

>>54798542
More Shiori hypnosis, please.

>>54798497
I've decided to only allow myself to cum whenever Shiorin is streaming. I've retained my semen since debut (collabs do not count!)

the first chapter is just sex

>>54798557
Anonymous, what does that even mean?

https://files.catbox.moe/9itb2k.png

Shiori continuing to give paizuri even after you cum

It's hilarious how much catalog keeps seething at her. I predict that we'll become a smaller, but very dedicated thread/fanbase. (For a Holo anyway.) Her content choices are going to filter people anyway, so it makes sense. I just hope she's happy with that.

I'm not reading posts without shiori pic btw.

>>54798853
the towa of en...

>>54798853
wawa...

>>54798853
She's gonna have a larger, newcomer oriented fanbase and everyone will seethe about her numbers.
Her content choices already are buffs and for better or worse she'll dedicate herself towards the algorithm like the biggest Youtubers do.

huh, so this is how deadbeats feel...

Shiorin should read The Golden Ass by Apuleius. It's the only ancient Roman novel that survived intact to the modern day. It's also just really weird. It's about a guy who turns himself into a donkey then wanders around the empire until he eventually gets blessed by Isis and turns back into a human.

>>54798716
monthly reviews for each chapter sounds cute

>>54798319
what is the emaning of this drawing and who ddrew this

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>54799439
Before lots of books were written you could probably write some absolute hogshit on the sturdiest thing you could find and have it eventually be an important cultural artifact desu. also isnt that literally just the emperors new groove

>>54799439
It's too derivative of Lucius of Patrae.

>>54799439
Stop reading Aegyptian propaganda!

>>54798319
that's not how ice creams work...

>>54798853
push comes to shove, this might just become the most peaceful split in the board.
until male collab #1 at least

>>54799370
Hmm, that would be interesting. Do you really think microscope and book streams are big newcomer draws? I don't know much about the youtube algo, but I would have assumed more "normal" vtuber fare would be better.
Well, it doesn't matter. I'll support her either way.

>>54799439
>thousand year long history
>1 (unus) book

>you've prepared breakfast
>this is your first time having breakfast over at Shiorin's place
>sleeping overnight was fun with an excessive hugger like her
>luckily the rest of Advent wasn't in town for the weekend so you're off the hook
>filled up the bowl with bran flakes
>notices Shiori walking towards you
>good morning Shi-
>Shiori grabbing your bowl of dry bran flakes!
>she puts it on the floor!
>she squats right above the bowl!
>Shiori what are you-
>she lifts her skirt up
>not a panty seen
>you manage to see some crimson dark stains on her skirt
>oh no
>Shiori don't!
>menstrual blood begin to drip into the bowl
>it begins to fill up, dripping viscously from her
>staining the cereal black and red with decomposed womb flesh
>Shiori picked up the bowl and laid it back on the table
>it looks horrible to look at
>the scent almost brought bile and acid to the edge of your throat
>she stares at you enthusiastically
>awaiting your next move
>oh well
>いただきます!
>Shiori~n!

>>54798716
No, that's the prologue. First chapter is more like "despair, but also an erection". Second chapter will be kino.

yall are too horny. She is a cute dork not a semen demon!

>>54799900
Shiori wold never do that!

>>54799420
No. The board really mellowed out. One indog's hate astroturfing will only get you so far. Even for Mumei and Fauna it was worse initially. Back when Myth debuted we all had to share one unmoderated thread that would autoarchive in half an hjour with a million EN newfags and /v/ tourist shitposters. At times even some schizo deadbeats were larping as Mori-antis and don't even get me started on Kiara.

>>54799775
Yeah, we're still in limbo, deadbeats and kronies rubbing shoulders with saplings and hoomans. At some point we're all going to kill each other.
But I'm glad things have settled down a bit for now, I like this thread.

>>54800121
ive been seeing a lot of these, how the fuck do you do that?

https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/7/31/shiori-novella-hololive-advent-interview-sherlock-holmes

>>54799900
Hot and would. Shes most definitely getting her fill after as well... or during. Milk goes better with cereal after all

>>54799900
Cerealposting and menheraposting should not mix!

>>54800157
>After that, I remember seeing an envelope with a red wax seal on it as if it was inviting me to a fighting tournament, but the letter offered no such thing.
What a fucking memeing dork I love her

>>54799900
I was coping that the first boner I got from reading this was just morning wood but no it's so over

>>54799900
My little harlot can't be this cute!

>>54800157
I have to READ that?

>>54800084
Ah, these were the worst of times, and these were the, uh... Yeah, definitely the worst of times. There were some good bits, but mostly the worst of times.

post proof that she's /here/

help. my heart wants to go full on parasocial but she streams early in the fucking morning for me, i cant just do that with my job. id be up until 7am every stream. vods arent the same yknow? i dont feel as connected when im just watching a video.

>>54800156
It's basically a bunch of AI images stitched together like an animation. Surprisingly easy to do. I think I got this one in the /vtai/ thread. They're kind of wizards.

>>54800380
The solution is simple. You must get a new job.

>>54800380
EU
ROPE
Your choice was made for you

>>54800157
Shit, can't read. Crunchyroll is cucking me.
Post pastebin?

I hope Shiori likes Hyouka. I seem to be the only motherfucker who loved (not just liked) that anime.

>>54797000
I'll fix her when she does her vlogs

>>54800483
I CANT JUST DO THAT
>>54800525
okay now we're getting somewhere, i cannot take such emotional pain and she hasnt even done a regular stream yet

>>54799790
Wanting to make algorithmable content was her modus operandi.
While I'm not entirely sure, the eating bugs idea and the next stream thumbnail do feel like she'll continue that line of doing.
These things are less about the content itself than how you frame them beforehand.

>>54800044
both!

shio ri~n

>>54800380
I'm in the same position, but I've been gosling Fauna for close to 18 months without being able to watch her live much. You get used to it.
I'll probably do the same with Shiori, unless she switches up her schedule. It sucks, but there's no real solution.

>>54800622
If you go to sleep now, you'll be up for her stream. That's what I'm gonna do.

>watch clip
>watame uses forbidden word to describe shiorin

>>54800592
>we're at a point where people think Hyouka is niche
grim.

>>54800157
My wife cannot be this cute! Such a chuuni dork that I want to mercilessly facefuck

>>54800044
Both but I want to breed her so bad

>>54800713
I didn't say it's niche but it seemed to me like most people were either indifferent, or thought it was boring/thought the protag was a literallyme (not even true btw)

I cant lewd Shiorin. shes literally me. Shes literally acts and behaves like me. a soft adorkable sweetheart who likes weird things and books. Its like shes just my twin sister. or me as a girl. Shes literally me!

>>54800635
I hate shogey. I hate it!

Shiorin's great algorithm project will work.
She will hit 1 million
Catalog WILL cry
Antis WILL seethe
I WILL cum at the sight

>>54800810
i kinda wanna fuck your twin sister man

>>54800666
are you me wtf?
same. fauna actually streams at 11pm for me except for asmr, which is why ive been able to stick with her, but admittedly shiori's gfe bait fucking got to me. fauna will always hold a place in my heart but im sorry im being a whore

>>54800810
Can I fuck you then?

I can fix her...

>>54800810
Anonchama... your AGP reps...

>>54800157
>Shiori: HAHAHAHAHA, I DON’T WAKE UP UNTIL 12-1PM HAHAHAHAHA.
What the fuck, she is just like me

>>54800156
There's an extension for it in Stable diffusion I think

>>54800944
Same

>>54800666
>>54800915
Damn, I didn't think to meet my kind like this

>>54800687
unfortunately i cannot go to sleep on command, i simply sleep when my body finally needs it and its usually not my own will

>>54800810
Sex with my own clone!

>>54800944
>>54800810
Do not 'she's literally me fr fr' the anime waifu.

I can definitely see both her and Nerissa being immensely appealing to girls

>>54800802
If you were around during the time it aired, it had quite the large following. The AMVs, fan art and forum discussions were so widespread, you couldn't really avoid it.
>protag was literallyme
no, not really, that title belonged to oregairu's 8man which aired the year after. Everyone just shipped oreki with chitanda. the amount of couple art coming out of NND and pixiv was insane

>>54800944
Fr fr

>>54801033
are half of us faggot saplings? i feel bad because ive been a member since day 1 to fauna but between not getting to be there live much and wanting harder gfe i got my hopes up for this gen

>>54800157
>"I walked up to a staff member and proceeded to destroy their childhood by summarizing what really happened in the original book version of some movies. I was also very passionate about a certain man who lives in the jungle, and I kept repeating that he deserved better than a certain woman who came to visit said jungle under an expedition."

Why is she like this?

anons...
are we goslinging a gosling...?

>im against this
what the fuck

Damn shiori has got to have the most divisive fanbase by now. GFEfags, cutefags, menherafags, vanillafags, degens, and now literally me fags

>>54801226
Highly regarded

unhinged sex in public bathroom with shiorin!!!
unhinged sex in public bathroom with shiorin!!!
unhinged sex in public bathroom with shiorin!!!
unhinged sex in public bathroom with shiorin!!!
unhinged sex in public bathroom with shiorin!!!
unhinged sex in public bathroom with shiorin!!!

https://twitter.com/LegalVTMemes/status/1686022354630037504

>>54801226
shiori_ackshually.jpg

>>54801300
i am half of these in one. i want a psycho menhera gfe where she melts down and is obsessive and also gives me a boner when i least expect her to

>>54801367
based and cutepilled

>>54800863

>>54800915
>>54801033
>>54801191
I knew I wasn't alone. I don't see it as a betrayal, and Fauna wouldn't either. That's one of her positives, she's professional.
Honestly had hoped for a better timeslot, but I'm already on the wagon now, so might as well see where it leads. Fauna will always welcome us back if it doesn't work out.
Obviously I'm keeping my membership going anyway, so it's not like it makes a huge difference.

SHIORI I KNOW YOU ARE /HERE/ PLEASE MARRY ME, I'LL TOTALLY GO ON MIDNIGHT WALKS WITH YOU TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP

>>54801300
It's not like any of those are mutually exclusive. People are complicated creatures.

>>54801300
I am on the same channel, the same spectrum as Shiori. She's just like me.

>>54801463
That's crazy that they got Selen to moonlight as another vtuber.
How did Nijisanji even agree to this?

No no no guys you got me wrong

I DO NOT want to share this thread with you kronies-saplings-moomers or what the fuck you guys called

>>54801444
fair point, fauna is actually insanely level handed when you get down to it despite her clumsy nature. and if i die i will set up my membership to continue until my bank account hits 0
i hope shiori is everything i hope for. im watching nerissa as well, and nerissa streams earlier so my brain says i need to stop thinking about shiori but... dammit i cant

you faggots acting like victims for being shitposted meanwhile fuwamocco thread is getting spammed with gore.

shiorin tweet

>>54801300
i am using all of the condiments at once

>>54801644
Why?

>>54801644
for real? holy fucking based
dissect the twins and mix their organs see who lives longer. fuck the losers corpse

>>54801644
I mean they're dogs. Of course they'd piss off the Indonesian audience for being haram.

>>54801644
but why
I frequent /feh/ on vg and there's some lunatic who has been spamming scat porn and gore of vietnamese/koreans for almost a year

>>54801300
unityfag here.
shiorin healed my soul after vcr gta ended.

>>54801644
Shit really? You can post cute doggos here if you want to get out.

>>54801599
I like Nerissa a lot too, but I figured that both are out of my timezone anyway so might as well go with the one that appeals the most. I'll probably watch everyone in EN3 to begin with honestly, just to explore my options.
There's no stress. We have plenty of time, and things will become much more clear a couple of months in.

>>54801644
wtf I wish we got goreposting

>>54801644
fortunately for you, we're the only split that doesn't hate any of the other girls. you're free to post your doggo love here

/meat/? Is that you?

>>54801716
Okay Sasuke, calm down and put the Sharingan away.

>>54801730
Because they're probably the most popular ENs so it's naturally attracting the most schizos.

>>54801191
im a chumbie

>>54800666
>>54800915
>>54801191
>>54801033
>>54801444
>>54801599
Hello fellow sappos. This shouldn't be surprising, it's been saplings (and hoomans) since the beginning.
>>54801463 (Me)

Did anyone address the wrong date on the merch slides yet? Mistake or do you think they were supposed to debut last month?

I want to punch Shiori

>>54801839
this thread is probably the most likely to get goreposting of shiori desu
>>54801833
very true, i once left the holo sphere for a couple months and it was pretty refreshing to come back. i just feel insanely invested right now and a day lasts a fuckin week
shiori really done fucked me up

>>54798319
>biting into ice cream

Why does this general have so many Kronies? It's eerie how alike those two splits are.

>>54801891
Would Shiori make a chuuba history episode on Marine's sister?

I do not gosling for Shiori. Because I am Shiorin! She's just like me. And I won't feel lonely if she's gone. As long as I keep doing the thing I always do, then I am Shiorin, and I will never be lonely.

>>54801932
/uuu/ would call us disgusting grasshoppers, im afraid to even squeeb there

>>54801961
can i lick her bloody nostril after you are done?

Who the fuck invited /become/?

>>54801760
Thank you for the offer but I like Shiori too so I'm just gonna stay in here for now until they fuck off.

>>54802004
No, they managed to escape to Nerissa or they stayed in /inf/. See >>54801932

what does the thread think of the other girls?
i've checked the other threads over the past day and they all seem so passive aggressive about shiorin...

>>54802060
I would unironically be the first one to tell you to stop posting off-topic trash

>>54802182
They hate our goth menhera autist because she reminds us of ourselves.

>>54802204
i would unironically be the first one to call you a faggot

>>54797000
shiorin love. i don't know if anyone else here is an anatomy fag but does anyone here understand why your pelvis has those weird holes (the obturators)?

>>54802182
I like them.

>>54802182
Half of /baubau/ are a little meh on her but we pretty much don't condone anyone shitting on the genmates because that's not what they would want. Anyone who's doing it now is a Catalog shitter.
I can't speak for the other generals.

>>54802182
i like all the other girls, will never hear a bad word out of me about them. especially nerissa, her singing is insane

>>54802182
bijou meh
nerissa sex
doggos ok
shiorin my beloved I know you're made this post I will be in a chat with peach emoji wink after 5 minutes of stream and say i love peaches if you read this post thank you

>>54802182
I am sure Nerissa is good but I don't care about vtuber music and her first week schedule was super safe and boring. Bijou also seems fine, but visually not for me. I love the dogs, but would never be my oshis. I think dogs will end up being lots of people's second favorites not just in gen 3 but across holo.

>>54802182
i really love this gen in general. i like that the other girls have that gen 3 magic and are all ambitious and ready to seize their fanbases hard. this gen will genuinely save the en branch and vtubing in the west

>>54802182
this is the first time i adore every girl of a generation, the jewel is funny, the dogs are cute and im obssesed with nerissa's singing voice

>>54802182
i like Fuwamoco i was a traveler, Nellisa is cool because she's literally me in terms of taste, The rock is cute and im looking forward to her shenanigans.

Shiorin please tell me if you're here...

>>54802182
The whole gen is really solid, but I can get why people don't like Shiorin as much as the others. She has a much more niche appeal than "sexy bird singer" "gamer rock loli" or "cute dogs".

>>54802484
i am here (not shiorin)

>>54802484
:)

>>54802182
>they all seem so passive aggressive about shiorin
Eh, it doesn't seem that bad. Shiori is just the odd one out currently because all the other girls have made it very clear that they're in the CGDCT camp, so I guess that's were a bit of the shade towards Shiori comes from in the other threads. It should probably calm down eventually as long as Shiori doesn't go the Mori/Kronii route.

>>54802182
I am not as attracted to them as shiori but I can understand those who are. I have nothing against them and it's too early to give my opinion

>>54802484
Hi, anon its me, please stop posting images of me bloodied and bruised!

>>54802182
I like them even though they aren't for me. Nerissa has great taste aside from not liking mushrooms and good music, I admire the dog's commitment, and bijou seems fun even though she doesn't like mushrooms.

>>54802484
I'm here

>>54802595
she would never say that
t. previous watcher

>>54800944

NEET or student?

>>54802484
You vill eat ze bugs with scissors

I want this cutie to play hypnospace outlaw

>>54802182
Dogs and Shiori are bringing some new to Hololive
Bijou and Nerissa are just doing more of the same

>>54802614
>>54802595
>>54802572
if real, tweet something really vague about oreos.

>>54802683
And have more drama of myself on the 'log? No way.

how deep do you think shiorin will go in teaching us about anatomy

I guess it shouldn't be surprising there's lots of saplings here considering how similar she is to Fauna. She'll will always be my #1 though but Shirorin is definitely my favorite Advent and I may consider getting her membership. Being familiar with her struggles pre-holo kinda helps and I wish her the best as a holo.

How do I convince her that she should play Deadly Premonition?

>>54802780
wow, women are gross

>>54802182
I like the rock but her voice filters me a bit, Nerrisa will probably be the best EN singer but she is kinda boring and the dogs... I kinda hate them

>>54802780
cervix penetration is the only way

>>54802789
Same but I've been slowly culling my memberships over time so I already decided I was going to member Shiori and maybe the dogs for twin asmr

>>54802766
if real, please i promise ill behave

>>54801932
I can't believe you've brought shame on us by being a ritualposter. We were supposed to be the good guys!

>>54801971
Yeah, I cannot deny that Shiori made me feel things during her debut. I remain convinced that it's mostly just debut pandering though. Remember debut Fauna, there was a promise of yandere but that pretty quickly fell off. (Not that I mind, I love present Fauna more.) I'd love for Shiori to drag us deeper, but we'll just have to wait and see.

>>54802683
ANON

>>54802780
anime gorl in my phone teaching me how to have sex...

>>54802004
Do not mistake hornyposting with kronies. Yes, they do it a lot, but every fanbase is capable of it. (Especially new ones like this without an established etiquette.)

>>54803010
you got me to fucking look

>>54802849
it's their voices that filter me too, nothing personal ruffians

>>54803010
shiorin just tweeted that she is gonna lactate in our cereal on stream WOW

>>54803010
giving shiori the double stuf treatment right between her cookies!

Dear god just stop mentioning that I am in the same thread with THEM

>>54802962
Ritual-posting is fun. Also /uuu/ has their own, like the guy who maims and murders squeebers.
I'm sure bran-flakes dude is enjoying himself too.

>>54803054
lol did you skip a beat?

i cant be the only chumbie here right...

Help me pick a ritualpost. Here's some candidates
1. RAPING MY GOONSTICK TO SHIORI-CHAN!!!!!!!!

I don't have any other ideas

>>54803211
Why didn't you pick the rock sharpedo

>>54802182
I like pretty much all of them.
Bijou seems like she'll be a good gamer, especially the challenge runs seem interesting.
Nerissa is an amazing singer, will probably have the best karaokes in HoloEN. (I also love the way she speaks, very elegant and fluent.)
The doggos I haven't watched enough of yet. It can get a bit too high-energy for me, but I don't mind them at all. I'm impressed by them pandering to both JP and EN audiences at the same time. I have to say, it was fucking hilarious that one of them dropped the "have you found a new oshi yet?" line earlier today. Stone cold.
But Shiori is still my favorite easily. Nerissa is definitely number 2.

>>54803269
fuck off

>>54803269
Alright, people seem to think that the reason some aren't fond of Shiori is because of her statement on collabs at the end of the debut. That was dumb, but no, it's not just that.
She did much worse.

It's about her being an unironic turbo slut. And I don't mean the 4chan definition of "she kissed a dude" or "she had a bf before!".
I mean an actual vile slut that had miles of cocks inside of her.

Did you know that Shiori aka Natsumi Moe used to be on this site?
Did you know that she used to record lewd vocaroos for anons among other things?

https://vocaroo.com/1iLfmtddEIoL
https://vocaroo.com/18MUAqTlCgpj
https://vocaroo.com/1ix1CYrH0Y6Q
https://vocaroo.com/1mVWroqCoFSq

No big deal of course, hot even. But did you know that she literally talked about all the condoms she had to keep buying and the dicks she had stuck inside of her?
She was unironically the town bicycle kind of girl.
Forget complaining about other ENs for overblown issues, this girl is an actually disgusting human being. For once words such as turbo slut or absolute whore actually accurately describe a holo.

>>54803269
>>54803303

>>54803330

>>54803330
abayo

>>54803330
is that her in the vocaroo? i sure fucking hope so

>>54803290
i like weird women the most not just cunny, gura is just both. i love moom for the same reason

>>54803330
forced voice synth, fix your lora

>>54803425
It's been debunked already, it's literally some trap faggot from /b/

>why reply
I feel like people should know. It's not righteous to sit still in the face of injustice.

>>54803330
Doxx fag die

>>54803425
no it's some random trap

>>54803516
... a trap? it doesn't sound like a voice changer. a trap can make their voice that high pitched?

>>54802789
>>54802884
I allow myself like 1 favorite from each gen. Right now it's definitely Gura, Fauna and Shiori.

>>54803010
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM GONNA BEHAVE

>>54803575
Oh sweet innocent anon

>>54803330
you will never ever feel the inside of a woman

>>54803575
nigga what do you think VAs get paid to do

>>54803620
same for me but mumei instead of fauna

>>54802182
Rock and the Bird are solid additions, though they don't offer anything "new" like the dogs and Shiorin do (not that that's a bad thing at all Rock and the Bird seem really good in their specialties) and it seems like they all get have the advantages of being actually supported by competent management hopefully unlike Myth or Council. (fuck Omega btw)

>>54803179
I'm just joking, please have your fun.

>>54803211
Chumbies tend to be very dedicated to their one girl. But I'm like a chumling, or whatever you wanna call it. (And not just because Fauna said so, Gura was literally the one who got me into this.)

>>54803738
Fixed

>>54803575
of course they can bro, there are dudes with high pitch voices that can do feminine voices, but they almost always give it away eventually. Notice how the voice cracks a bit on the first audio

>>54803211
greasy and cum stained hands wrote this post

>>54803330
this isnt her tho, its some bitch back when /b/ was a bit more tolerable

>>54803782
imagine going to a shori thread to shitpost about shiori. Do you havewatch too and send 200 dollar superchats and think you are smart?

>>54803575
lol, how naive can you be? Please look into AI sometime too.

>>54803729
Based taste. I like Mumei a lot too.

>>54803211
Gura is dissapointed with you.
Siding with homocollabers is big no

>>54802636
hi anon, its me. please post more of me being bruised and bloodied, can you give me a black eye as well?

Does her eyes glow in the dark?

>>54802580
>as long as Shiori doesn't go the Mori/Kronii route
Not a good idea, anon. We really need to just accept the possibility. I'm a unityfag so I'm unaffected, but if the GFEfags/gachis cling on to a maybe, they're only going to get heartbroken, or worse. It's better to accept the bandiad is there before it's ripped off without you knowing

>>54804017
Get back to us when it actually happens.

>>54803782
wake me up when it's this

what if she plays picrel?

I'm Shiori. What should I eat anons?

>>54803575
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pYzZ26-SU38

>>54802962
i miss her yandere...
but i forgot about that entirely. i hope she goes all out though
i need to hear the good boy comment again

>>54803102
Damn, I'm hungry now

>>54804103
I like how she said her lore is the exact opposite of this, even though what you posted makes way more sense.
>My hair used to be all black until I got ken kaneki'd
She's so chuuni...

>>54804181
Eat some veggies

I've seen your kind, time and time again.
Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed.
Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth.
But in the end, you lack the stomach.
For the agony you'll bring upon yourself...
I trust you've learned your lesson...
Inside the cold pages, curiosity could be your cross.

>>54804181
My cooking :)

>>54804117

>>54804101
I'm a gachi at this stage, but you shouldn't worry for us. (Or at least me.) If it happens, it happens. I've accepted that possibility. I sure hope it doesn't though.

>>54804181
>What anons should I eat?
fixed

>>54804375
i'll be first then

>>54804181
please order some pizza and select cash on delivery, but dont have any cash on hand. i work for pizza delivery and i have a fun idea

>>54804256
>command line joke
>what's that
She's so cringey but it's cute.

>>54804202
Yeah, I'm a sucker for that too.

>>54804353
That's not a collab.

>>54804181
Stuff a towel down your sink and call a plumber, I'll fix your hunger in a jiffy :)

>>54804509
>>54804423
>>54804268
saplings you're not funny

I only care about Shiori

I hate that you people are happy. I hate all of you.
I wish I could make you as miserable as I am.

>>54804573
youre mad because you have no plans on impregnating shiori, while youre still thinking of an idea we will be on our second child faggot

>novelneets LARPing as wagiepagies

>Shiori: HAHAHAHAHA, I DON’T WAKE UP UNTIL 12-1PM HAHAHAHAHA.
Eurobros, this does not bode well.

are we turning into saplings? i dont really want that. cant we just be like the towa thread

>>54801463
Bro

>>54804673
Whoops meant to post this in global.
Whatever.

>>54804673
dont let your dreams be dreams anon
drive everyones oshi into despair and graduation through sheer commitment

>>54804673
Why are you unhappy? Also, I'm not actually happy. I'm merely pretending.

>>54804714
no, its just that several of us realised we are from uuu. probably wont be brought up much as shiori starts streaming, everything is still new after all

>>54804741
i hope you get better man

>>54804683
Not all of us are children you know. I do wonder about the average age of this split though... I would guess I'm probably one of the older novelites.

>>54804181
My cum. Now before I'm called out as another coomer wanting your hot goth lips around my cock, I want to make it clear; this is for demonstrable health benefits. I've been subsisting on a diet of fruits and vegetables (no green leafy ones, they poorly affect flavor) for the past month. I sent my sperm to a lab yesterday on rush order, I got the results back this morning. Not only am I incredibly verile, but my diet has filtered into the semen making it a nutrtious. It would be perfectly balanced with a nice bowl of bran flakes cereal.
I'm only thinking about your health and well-being when I say, please swallow my cum.

>>54801463
FUCK OFF RISUNA

You fuckers will be purged back to your shithole

>>54804691
>not a single bong has been able to pass the hololive bar
they should have scooped up riiifu desu

>>54804909
i will plunge into shiori's shithole motherfucker

>>54804961
that's gross
anal is yuck

>>54804683
I wish I was a novelneet. I hate my job. I hate waking up in the morning. I hate daily meetings. I don't want to get promoted because I don't want any more responsibilities but they are starting a new project and there is middle management shortage. I am worried that my job will get automated in the next couple of years.

>>54804976
do you really love shiori if you arent willing to plough her in the stinker, even if she requested it?

>>54804961
whatever squeebfuck

>>54804714
Relax, we were just relating. It's not like we have much else to talk about right now. I promise you that I won't bring it up often. You'll be talking to a sapling without even realizing.

>>54804957
I don't wanna talk about Riifu, but I do think there may be hope for EN4. (Maybe.) But it'll probably be another 2-3 years, so whatever.

>>54805096
actually yeah it'd be a hard no and if she kept insisting i'd slap her in the face

>>54805073
literally me. I'm here shitposting during NA wagie hours because I have vacation today

>>54805073
Apply for autismbux and live your dream NEET life.

>>54805127
not willing to fuck an asshole? gay

>>54805073
speaking of neet, the company im working in just got closed down today. im a neet now

>Shiori: Are people supposed to eat snacks during a stream?
Based, I watched an indie who ate loudly during a stream and it was kind of awful.

>>54805210
i'd do it in some perfect afterlife world where poop doesn't exist

>>54805307
did u make this? blog?

>>54805117
>You'll be talking to a sapling without even realizing.
scariest part

>>54805307
She has first dibs on my foreskin in the distressingly likely event I need a medical circumcision

>>54805307
I wonder if she eats chips with scissors too. This art style also looks familiar.

>>54801226
What the fuck actually happened in the og Tarzan ?

>>54805307
i want her to cut my nuts off and store them

>Shiori: My most important advice: Please make good friends, and surround yourself with kind people. If you have enough kindness around you, there’s a good chance you may become kind yourself and become more empathetic. I didn’t always have good friends, but now I do and I’m much happier now for it.
>Shiori: Hello, readers! Thank you for reading the interview! Although we cannot directly speak to each other, I hope that you find things to smile about today! I’ll be cheering you on to find your own happiness!
She's a cinnamon roll... I love her.

>>54805533
is she.. .throwing shade? lol

>>54805533
I'm not kind I'm a miserable piece of shit. Shiori would hate me. It's over

>>54805533
>surround yourself with kind people
She left /here/ and never came back

>>54805578
?? what

>>54805127
based

>Congratulations on your debut! How did you prepare for your first stream?

>Shiori: Thank you! I had a lot of time in advance to prepare. First off, I wish to thank all of the Hololive staff and the people we commissioned for my debut. Everyone worked so hard. The communication and planning involved can be quite overwhelming, and all the visions must be aligned to convey who I am and what I’m meant to represent. My thanks to all of our managers and the artists who brought us to life. Thank you so much!

As for my side, I’m no artist at all, but I made the graphics for my ‘Be Right Back’ and ‘Ending Soon’ screen. I think it’s nice to make things for yourself at times. With each creation, a little piece of you goes inside it; time, effort, and maybe a bit of that feeling of a job well done. I also did some video-editing related things and small animations for my cat mascots, but I won’t go into detail because of the jargon and whatnot.

lol at anyone who doubted my gut read of her creative tendencies

>>54702749

>>54798319
Thats not how that works Shiori.
Hot regardless.

>>54805587
Improve for her anon

>>54805578
What do you mean?

>>54805587
Then her advice seems particularly important for you. But really, I think you're probably a good person. Bad people generally don't think they're bad. You need to have a spark of good to recognize bad parts of yourself.

>>54805608
There are kind people here. But I agree that nothing will replace real-life friends. It's not always easy to find them though, and even harder to trust.

>>54805608
That would be for the best

>>54800044
Awkward nerdy girls are always the biggest semen demons in private

>>54802182
I will watch them all.
Only Shiori gets the dick tho.

>>54805786
another interesting tidbit is how she mentioned in debut that she doesnt like editors because she has a vision in mind, she's definitely the autistic visionary type creator

>>54805962
Keeping shiorin in a cage as my personal semen demon!

>>54797000
>our general still isn’t named /orio/
But it’s right there

>>54804683
don't know about novelneed but freelance photographer. I can make enough on sizeable projects that take a short time to do and I'm good on wages for weeks kek. I can live out my high school summer vacation schedule year in year out. problem is august is wedding season, so I guess i'm a wagiepagie just for that month

what happens if her vtuber history is terrible and inaccurate

>>54806325
She's too autistic for that anon, come on.

>>54806325
Naked dogeza

>>54806325
throat fuck until she's unconscious of course

>>54806325
>Many people believe that vtubing started with Kizuna Ai. But to get a more accurate picture, we should go a bit further back in time...

>>54801868
tfw the goth menhera actually has the most mentally stable and unity fanbase

>>54806259
Ah man, that seems like a sweet gig. I'm a work-from-home IT guy and sometimes I wish I had a job where I worked less, but moved around more.

>>54806446
I mean, look at what she's saying outside of kayfabe >>54805533
Audience mirrors the streamer and all that.

https://poal.me/vr3jhd
One more time now that americans are awake.

>>54806675
What if we don't number threads and just rawdog it

>>54805587
She would probably try extra hard to make you smile

>>54806325
a much higher chance of it being autistically verbose and specific

Fuck that, I don't want this thread to become like the Mori one, should be just about Shiori and the other girls only if they are collabing, go to global if you want to talk about all of them

>>54805587
you're the one she wants to have a happy ending the most anon, enjoy your stay

>>54806860
>happy ending

>>54806675
Wish there was a "I don't care" option.

>>54806821
Anon, this is just getting to know each other. It's too early to start policing the thread.
If you have a problem, please point to specific posts so we have a clear idea of what you dislike.

>>54806821
It will be fine. There is currently not much accumulated content and relationships between the chuubas and fanbases are new.

>>54806821
when we have more shiori content it will be fine, relax autismchama

> I was also very passionate about a certain man who lives in the jungle, and I kept repeating that he deserved better than a certain woman who came to visit said jungle under an expedition.
I don’t know what she’s talking about…I’m not worthy…

>>54806821
I'm ok with talking about them if it is in reference to Shiori, but I don't want that bullshit about feel free to post about X here, either

>>54807063
Tarzan anonchama

>>54807063
Its from the movie tarzan
she had a crush on the monkey dude

>>54806224
she's gonna have a hard time staking it out in the creative world if she doesn't learn to work with editors. not just because it's practically necessary, but very few people create something better without their help than with. as much as i love shiorin she almost certainly isn't a stanley kubrick

>>54807063
Anon, you may be slightly disabled.
Tarzan. Obviously

>>54807063
Anonchama...

>>54807063
Obviously

>>54807247
this is true, but she strikes me as the type that will have to learn this the hard way like 5 times before ever changing a single thing

>>54807248
everyone is disabled when compared to tarzan's physical prowress

>>54807063
Doesn't Jane fuck off with Tarzan back to the jungle anyway though?

>>54797000
Can't wait to see how mindbroken you fags will become when she collabs with homos

>>54807366
>"As the ship's rowboat leaves shore, Porter encourages his daughter to stay with the man she loves, and Jane jumps overboard, followed soon after by her father. The Porters reunite with Tarzan and his family, and embark on their new life together."
It would seem so.
I forgot how it ended, its been so long since Ive watched it.

Twitter reddit memes
>I CAN FIX HER
>LITERALLY MEEEEEEEEEEE
Just shut the fuck up already niggers

>>54807690
She is literally me though fr fr

>>54807690
Why are you on xitter and reddit? Is this place not bad enough?

>In truth, as soon as it’s midnight, I walk for 3,000 steps.
What would you guys do if you saw shiori walking in the middle of the night?

Nobody reply to the tard. His vision is based on (you)s.

>>54807679
>>54807366
The book is probably different from the Disney movie (as is usually the case), but I haven't read it.

>>54807789
Grab her, bring her home and force her to eat all the (s)eggs.

>>54807690
It'll probably slow down after a while. Other than those kinds of posts, I'm glad she's been well-received outside of /here/.

>>54807789
If she doesn't run then I can't give chase.

>>54807792
>The book is probably different from the Disney movie (as is usually the case), but I haven't read it.
Ive never read it neither, but you can pretty much assume it had a different telling.
Did you know Pinocchio kills Jiminy Cricket in the original story?

>>54807789
That's less than a half hour walk.

>>54807789

>>54807942
>sex model
>la creatividad
It's no surprise she picked up a lot of debut subs. The real filter will come later when 80% of her streams aren't video games or karaoke

>still no CBT or bootlicking art

>>54807789
Chase her for 2 hours

>>54808081
That seems like the kind of trivia Shiorin likes to flex on normies with.

>>54808129
Amazing image, thanks for the laugh.

>>54807792
Tarzan gets cucked in the original book

>>54808254
Cute book time?

>>54807789
continue jogging on the opposite side of the road because it's embarrassing to let other people see you exercise
if she started running though there is no option but to honor that warrior's challenge with a full sprint chase

>>54808334
cock and ball torture

>>54805786
>>54806224
>>54807247
>>54807344
>Shiori: HAHAHAHAHA, I DON’T WAKE UP UNTIL 12-1PM HAHAHAHAHA.

>In truth, as soon as it’s midnight, I walk for 3,000 steps.

>After falling asleep at a completely irresponsible time due to insomnia, once I wake up I’ll pace around for another 3,000 to 4,000 steps. I won’t even bother eating unless a headache may start if I’m completely interested in something. Breakfast is more like dinner time for me. I suggest not adopting my lifestyle…..

yeah she's a manic depressive alright

i wonder if we can get her to do horror movie watchalongs. i feel like the creep movies would be amazing to watch with her

>>54808311
I read the summary. Tarzan is a saviorfag and chooses Jane's happiness over her own. He'd be called a cuck by this board for sure.
I can see why she didn't like it and why Disney changed it. It's kind of grim in its own way.

>>54797000
I can't fap to Shiori~n anymore. It feels wrong.

I hope memberships open before the new Metalopcalpyse movie comes out on the 22nd.
I really want that to be the first members watchalong.

I keep forgetting what to type to find this thread in the catalog

>>54808454
Pseudo-diagnosing people over the internet is cringe.

>>54808755
I've just been typing Novella since bait threads just use Shiori.

>>54808755
We should have gone with /zip/

>>54808755
>page
I'm heading to page 10!
>shiori
>novella
potential catalog trash
Just type "chapter" to find it

>>54808755
bookmark https://boards.4channel.org/vt/novella

I wonder if members streams are going to be trauma dumps

It's not too late to change it to /novel/

>>54808634
Dont worry anon, she'll take it by force.
Shiori~n!

>>54808808
>have to type up a novel to find shiorin's general
kek
>>54808897
thanks anon

>>54808914
Doubt it. She seems like a rather private person to me.

Someone cook up a new thread, we're reaching the void

>>54809048
You can do it anon

>>54809211
Fine

>>54808766
anon, do you imagine therapists have a special test with blinking lights that lets them diagnose this shit? for something with a blunt etiology like a psychological disorder, therapists are essentially blind and reliant on self reports from patients. insomnia is the classic comorbidity of manic depression. holy shit i fucking hate midwits sometimes. if you don't know shit and can't think for yourself don't even say anything

Migrate
>>54809374
>>54809374

>>54805467
you know the evil poacher guy in the disney movie? in the book he's a british noble thats unknowingly related to tarzan and is the inheritor of tarzan's titles and land
he's basically the complete opposite of tarzan
anyways, he and jane are castaways and tarzan helps them out but then are saved by a ship
tarzan learns how to be like the other white people from a french sailor and eventually travels to the US to find jane where he learns she's to be engaged with clayton
the french guy helps him discover his true identity but tarzan elects to keep it a secret for jane's happiness, because he's literally a savage out of place in proper society that tries to strangle someone within minutes of reuniting with her and they both know that societal expectations mean that she cant just tell clayton who is by all accounts a proper guy, to fuck off because the jungleman showed up and flexed his muscles.
at least until the second book which is when a bunch of crazy pulpy gonzo shit happens and then ends with jane and tarzan getting married after clayton learns and reveals the truth of tarzan's identity with his dying words.

>>54805307
MXC?