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Wait is Reine a hag?
wawa
HOLOLIVE IS AN IDOL COMPANY!
>>54788980Hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQ
>>54789025cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
I don't think Achan realizes her attempts at avoiding the word sex is just making it sexier.
>>54789025kyute
KIARA LOVE
I want to have sex with Bijou
So we all know Rissa doesnt wear panties. How about the rest?>bijou cute pink gem print panties>waco pink and blue color coded panties so they dont accidentally swap>shiori plain white cotton panties but she claims to wear black lacy ones
>>54789032fuck off #
>>54789025Still fake, don’t care what they said. Kiara obviously forced it on them.
>>54789039Lui?
>>54789022how new
>>54788962>Stop trying to force Kiara together with Adventanon it will be hard to force Kiara out of Advent, specifically out of a certain bird's pussy
WHERE MY DOGS AT?
>>54789022newling...
>>54789033Jap-sama, I kneel
>>54789090get a job
>>54789032you have a whole thread dedicated to that shit, fuck off
>>54789033I'm going to believe that Dimitri Jap is /here/.
reine cu~te
>>54789089cuuuuuuuute
>>54789025cuuuuuuuuuuute
>broken horn has a treble clef symbol>her oshimark is literally a treble clef>couldn't tell what that clef was when she was demonstrating her oshimarkIs that why she couldn't tell what it was because her treble horn got broken by the god?
>>54789073stop crying
>>54789033>Nerissa: Hololive is an idol company
>>54789093kys crossthreader
>>54789090>baitedrumao
Shiori~n
>>54789032>pump zhe bird
>>54788962Have you not seen that "my birb kouhai" comment Kiara made?She's the one who is desperate for new Holo friends, not the other way around.
There wasn't any mention of handcam streams in any of the debuts was there?
>>54789061LOVE & LUST
so dogs are cool now
>>54789071Bijou has a crystal buttplug. Thats it.
>>54789090Egg... you're running on fumes...
japanese summer was a mistake
>>54789071fuwa wears pink panties and moco wears blue panties so they always feel close to each other
>>54789129I wonder how many Singapore bros we have
>>54789032Tik tok posting used to be fun
>>54789090based Kiara putting the shitters in their place.
>>54789145NTAFuck off #
Waiting for Alice ch. hololive English -Wonderland-
>>54789022She's a 2 year baby who turns 3 in a little over a month
>>54789090the only thing she forced on them was her huge futa cock
>>54789033unfortunately
>>54789032GOOOOO BIRB!
Will Kiara have kissy lesbian sex with Advent, like literally all of them?
>>54789140I played guitar for all of my teenage years and I know absolutely nothing about music theory.
>>54789129If he was /here/ he would fire Kiara, Mori, and Kronii.
>>54789032huh, that's pretty neati hope they keep growing together so numberniggers don't try to ruin the gen's unity with TICK TOCK shitposting
>>54789145go back, numberfag
Kaela LoveBijou Love
>Shion>Gura(somewhat)>La+Is there a rule i dont know about? Why does all the cunny have to be white haired?
>>54789089>>54789160I am warming up to her. Fuck the doxfags, the only thing that matters is what she does as a member of Hololive
MY cute crystal wife.
Does Advent have a logo?
Wouldn't it be funny if guys had more swimsuit accidents? Haha.
>>54789022She's a child in a hag's body
>>54789146>voiced an idol anime for a black company>saved by coveri am gonna enjoy her arc
>>54789140it's because she likes singing and making music but isn't a /mu/ autist
>>54789090
Ame fever... AWAY
>>54789090you should try getting a job
>>54789089Cute
>>54789186too many
>>54789211What does each house smell like when you enter it? This is important and i need this information for things.
>>54789071How the fuck did they even get that past management? I never thought I'd see a holo debut with basically saying that she flashes her succubus hole everywhere she goes. I expect that shit out of a sluttuber but not a large corpo
AKUTAN
dogs suck
I love Mori!
>>54789159cross threading retard
>>54788980I hope they don't do any breast envy kind of thing, I'd be better if Mococo just enjoyed to play with her sisters booba instead (innocently)
>>54789243
>>54789176dead group
How was the collab? Had to miss it due to sleep
>>54789273Ok, where?
>>54789025cuuuuuute
Who are you?GrrrrrrBAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
>>54789243It's the most erotic hair color and body type combo
You have no idea what I am willing to do just for the chance to fuck both of my cute dog wives. ANYTHING. I NEED THIS 3P
>>54789281Both reek of woman and one additionally of dogs
>>54789227seething 2view
>>54789284trying too hard, sis
>>54789032EVENLY MATCHED
>>54789022No, she's a baby.
>it's nice>yes yes yes yes
>>54789225>>54789269Oh okay, that's disappointing lorewise.
>>54789163Fat fuck.
>>54789298FAT FUCK
>>54789025Cuuuuuuuuute
Man I can't wait for all the Shiori pornMy cock throbs just thinking about it
>>54789216Tick Tock Clock
>>54789246and she’ll be dogshit as a member of hololive
cheeb
>>54789224she'll impregnate all of them
>bunch of new holos debut>tons of posts talking about how good it is for KiaraKfp never changes
>>54789163Not you
>>54789033"Dimitri Jap" is just a pseudonym for Kiara.
>>54789224yes, she alread did with Nerissa
>>54789032UNITY
>>54789284oh nyo muh Yagoo dreamfuck off
>>54789213>forcedThey spread their legs themselves.
>>54789032Is this the most balanced gen?
>>54789360cheeeeeebs
WAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUPWAKEUP IT'S WALK TIME LETSGOLETSGOLETSGOLETSGOLETSGOLETSGOLETSGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>54789090hahahaha what
>>54789253I made this post.
>>54789281>leftgood stink>rightgood stink
>>54789320like every first collabfahkin 'orrible
>ywn have Shiori lay her head down on your lap while you both read your own respective novels while sitting on a picnic blanket on a grassy field
>>54789284Mio's consistent proselytizing of nopan has normalized it
Took me a while to find this one pic so i'm bringing this over to the next thread>>54788565They're cool, I'd assume shiorin also sends pics to friends because they're cool. If she's a bug autist then I've found a kindred spirit.>>54788573I've seen all sorts of bugs(not the scientific kind) stand outs are mimics like flies that would wave their first pair of legs like antennae to look like wasps or jumping spiders that look almost exactly like certain ant species. I also take pictures of pretty ones like this bug(scientific term) https://files.catbox.moe/pd436l.jpg
>>54789211>barbenheimer
>>54789243Look at jack the ripper from Fate
I love Reine!
>>54789345>>54789346FAT FUCK mind...
>>54789281From personal experience, the pink house would smell like piss and dirty laundry. The dark house would smell like cleaning products
>>54789366>its KFPs fault Kiara is the only EN of any importance
>>54789090Watch Mori’s reaction to it. She clearly bribed those dogs with treats for it.
>>54789366you're more than welcome to talk about how your oshi will do with them
>>54789340You don't need to know how to read music at all to know how to sing so it works lorewise. Do you think the sirens could transcribe what they were singing when tempting sailors?
>>54788980>hahahaha pettan! look she has small boobs LMAOOOOOOOOIs there a more run into the ground joke in hololive?
So was this image from last night not real...?
>>54789246If she keeps being autistic (good) in collabs I will enjoy her. Also I wanna fuck her and cum on her face.
>>54789339E-EVERYTHING IN M-MY BOARD IS BANISHED FUCKKKKKK
>>54789281highly concentrated pheromones
>>54789371Wrong Dimitri Jap is Guras alter ego which is why the name is so fucking ridiculous
>>54789366I'm sorry your oshi is too boring to talk about anon
>>54789227>fire the only good ENs why?
>>54789443I need to go to the pink house and clean it...
>>54789386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xhyrlya_rkWe need the two of them to do a short like this once they get 3Ds.
Ojou is a jobber...
>>54789462It's real but not officialBUT IT'S REAL
>>54789460>joke
>>54789216*JAP'D*
>>54789460>muh OP autismjust scroll down, bruhwe're not /Niji/
>>54789462Sadly no it's not real
>>54789033So you fags go from loving him to hating them after Shiori's debut to loving him again?
>>54789462No its very real
>>54789025cuuuuuuuuuute
>>54789140Vocalists don't actually need to know how to read sheet music (or anything abut music theory, really) unless they do classical types of singing like opera. Singers that were professionally trained from youth will usually learn it, because they're also taught piano, which is used as a way to help them learn to listen and identify components of music. But vocalists who are entirely self-taught, or who hired a vocal coach later in life will often just skip that part entirely and focus on vocals.
She really is pretty
I like Shiori but I dunno how I can enjoy her content when she starts talking about novels I haven't read
>>54789312Is this your entire life?
>>54789371>the grows stronger message was sent by Gura to KiaraHOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT 12K WAITING FOR THE DOGGOS ALREADY DORYAAAAAAA
Discotheque was one of the best parts of Reine's showcase
>>54789032THEY ARE
>>54789462no
Miko pretty much got everyone
>>54789414Based bug autist. That's a cool bug pic.
>>54789366they like that their oshi is making new friends, that's really cute, my fanbase used to hate it and wanted my oshi to be alone and never interact out of jealously and it was awful
>>54789271She needs to have sex.
IRyS please stream
>>54789462This need to be memed into existence
>>54789089I want her to play the piano on stream
>>54789405I want to lay my head down on her lap and give me headpats...
So once Bubba inevitably meets FuwaMoco will he try to mount them?
>>54789281>FuwaMocodog food, dirt, soap>Bijouwarm rock, salts>Nerissawood, dried flowers>Shiorinunimagineable stench, and an attempt to cover it up with incense
FUWA!
>>54789305kys
>>54789539KIARA ON SUICIDE WATCH
Where's the MiTaa???
>>54789530She's probably not going to spend a lot of time talking about novels for that very reason.
>>54789310Anyers is NOT cunny, despite what her model looks like. She's so far away from cunny, her breasts grew and then shrank again.Anyers isn't prime Chloe Moretz, she's Linda Hunt.
>>54789357Can't be worse than ollie
>>54789371Pretty!
>>54789335She's actually my favorite of the new gen, sisbro. I just stick to holo because they make the cringy pandering a little less obvious so I dont expect to see this out in the open
>>54789096So sad he graduatedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>Kill numberfags. Behead numberfags. Roundhouse kick a numberfag into the concrete. Slam dunk a numberfag baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy schizos. Break a numberfags dick in half. Launch numberfags into the sun. Stir fry numberfags in a wok. Toss numberfags into active volcanoes. Urinate into a numberfag gas tank. Judo throw numberfags into a wood chipper. Twist numberfags heads off. Report numberfags to INTERPOL. Karate chop numberfags in half. Curb stomp pregnant numberfags. Trap numberfags in quicksand. Crush numberfags in the trash compactor. Liquefy numberfags in a vat of acid. Eat numberfags. Dissect numberfags. Exterminate numberfags in the gas chamber. Stomp numberfag skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate numberfags in the oven. Lobotomize numberfags. Mandatory abortions for numberfags. Grind numberfag fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown numberfags in fried chicken grease. Vaporize numberfags with a ray gun. Kick old numberfags down the stairs. Feed numberfags to aligators. Slice numberfags with a katana.>kill schizos. destroy schizos. ruin schizos. torture schizos. cut off schizos ballsacks. mince schizos. crucify schizos. gouge schizos eyes. absolutely fucking obliterate schizos. call schizos mean things on the internet. drop schizos from helicopters. waterboard schizos. kneecap schizos. stab schizos. stab schizos with a rusty knife. shoot schizos. murder schizos. chop up schizos bodies and mail them to pon meido in hotpockets. chink water torture schizos. force schizos to watch streams. rape schizos. starve schizos. deport schizos to lithuania. eviscerate schizos. hang schizos. decapitate schizos. carpet bomb schizos. impale schizos. rip off schizos limbs.>Get it?
I hate Nerissa because I imagine the absolute stench coming from her pussy when she wakes up and it turns me off
>>54789568Is she on break?
biggg face
>>54789590cute doggo
>>54789140You'll be surprised
Curious that none of them talked about their connection to Hololive but maybe they're saving it for the following streams
>>54789371big if true
>>54789539fuck off
>>54789539kiara.........
>>54789590CUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute
>>54789581Shiori is moldy books
>>54789623How gay
It would have been cool if FuwaMoco talked like adult women instead of toddlers. It's just uncomfortable, dude. It's seriously an entire gen of toddler-tubers and one actual woman. Thank god for Raven, not only is her befitting of a human, but her singing is quite possibly the best in hololive. Period.
>>54789595HER HER HER>HER HER HERHER HER HER>HER HER HER
>>54789462Whether the image is real or not, whether her ass is that juicy or nonexistent, at the end of the day I'm going to wanna stick my dick in it.
I can't decide if their chat is better with the EOP extension on or off
>>54789462Cake build for PLAP generating purpose
>>54789632How do you “read” music?
>>54789462It can be if you dream big enough
How long did it take Myth and Omen for one of their members to reach 300k? There were no sub culling this time. They grow at an unsettling rate.
>>54789634What connection?That they're fans of Hololive? Yes they did
will you be watching?
Am I a Chumruffian or a Ruffbud?
>>54789622
Numbermonkeys deserve to have their skulls cracked open.
>>54789357>>54789603Stop being a colossal fag.
>>54789357can't be worse than ame
>>54789379Nah that's Project Hope
>>54789462I'm sorry, anon. Also, Santa wasn't real.
I need Kiara, IRyS, and Nerissa to talk about idolmaster for 6 hours
>>54789476>instantly defects to shitting in a hololive memberClassic kfp
>>54789603maybe not, but she’ll be bottom 3 in en for sure.
>>54789539Huh, so I guess timezones really weren’t the issue after all. It really was just the quality of the Holo.
>>54789462The most PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP-able ass in all hololive?
>>54789453>how your oshi will do with themWhat does that mean, HOW your oshi will do with them? That turn of phrase is horribly horse-racey here, I'm sure they'll all get along nicely.
>>54789537holy shit
>>54789620PEKORA DOKO?
>>54789670short for "sheet music"
>>54789561Irystrocrat...
>>54789674No peko
>>54789668>EOP extensionName?
>>54789627NTA, but her last stream was 2 days ago, she couldn't stream because the debuts started at her time
>>54789281Left>pussy juice & used panties>armpit sweat>cat pee>cheap lavender/patchouli fragrances covering up the former>dried microwave residueRight:>wet dog>bubblegum fragrance>incense sticks (way too many)>cookies (stale)
>>54789674Me
>>54789531Dynamite sexy body yees
14K DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>54789679Why out yourself, numbertranny?
>>54789096RUFF RYDERS
>>54789679mori.....
>>54789717changing the newspaper in the monkey cage
>>54789670You can look at a sheet of music and turn the notes into playable sound.
>>54789679Mori...
Why was Fuwawa scared to say her nickname is Fuwa?How is it "taken"?Just a misunderstanding or did Kiara take both Wawa and Fuwa and told her to fuck off?I'm super confused
>>54789661>>>/lgbt/
>>54789632but but mommy told me I can only make it as an artist if I go to music schools
>>54789673Yes the usual debut sections where they talk about who they watched beforehand etc.
>>54789672kys numberbaboon
>>54789672Me on the right
>>54789709>Immediately ban evading because he's seething that hardKek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL3FAfr8FGcSoon
>>54789695not your hugbox
>>54789622based
>>54789623gay
Seems like ISP-kun is getting a beating today too
>>54789032GO NESSIE GO!A KFP SHOULD BE AT THE TOP
RUFF RIDERS!
>>54789782based threadreader-chama
>>54789655Not as gay as Nerissa apparently.
FUWA MOCO FUWA FUWA MOCO OH
I'm a Ruffian.
>>54789709Kiaraschizo we all know this is just classic (you).
Woof woof.https://litter.catbox.moe/0qok7b.jpg
>>54789706Good
The ID2 gen song is pretty good
>>54789758Kfpbros…
>>54789674Yes, my oshi is there.
>>54789743guarantee she was invited Miko even asked Marine and Korone, two other holos she fell out of touch with
>>54789745It's the translate chat messages setting in livetl
>>54789792>Soon>34 hours
>>54789672>Omenwho?also fuck off
>>54789774a popular JP nijimale is called fuwa
>>54789670The notes and symbols are instructions for what sound to make, how loud to make it, and how frequently you make the sounds. We use a system of notes and symbols because music transcends language, and this allows people to share music across language barriers by only learning a half dozen or so scribbles instead of entire languages.It was also invented before english became la lingua franca
>>54789715collabs
>>54789774Mori bribed her with pon de rings to back off the nickname.
>>54789622BASED
>>54789672>omen
>>54789581Shiori smells like the periodicals section of a University library.Oh god I miss those days. Maybe that's why I gravitate towards her.
we need to get Nerissa to talk about her canon ass size
>>54789833>hairyRuined
>>54789661>Shiori >Toddler voice
>>54789786Never been banned in my life anon, however if you need to think that to cope you do you.>wx2dogCute
>>54789774they were discussing nicknames, and one of the options was "Wawa" but they decided against it and commented that its already taken anyways
>>54789674Of course. Mikochi is cute.
>>54789774fuwawa knows her place
What is Kiara’s cope over her viewership going to be now?
>>54789679>only inclining memberFAUNA SWEEP
>>54789833AAA I NEED TO FUCK A DOG
It's annoying that numberfagging outside of /#/ is not a bannable excuse.Treat them like /mlp/ already.
>>54789674>no raping Ame live on stage
>>54789032ticktockposting... home...
>>54789903Do you think we can't see new IPs newfag?
>>54789475Reminder his name is literally "Dimitri Jap Maan Tiing" as if it couldn't be anymore of a Guy Incognito
>>54789774Fuwa Fuwa is a canadian brand of luxury asian sweets.
>>54789622based>>54789679number faggots act like stock traders, but they're more like shit flinging autistic sports fans.
Reminder that Fuwawa "I don't like dirty jokes" Abyssgard, one of Hololive EN's new twin sister vtubers, listed Yosuga no Sora, an infamous romantic drama with virtually no entertainment value aside from the borderline pornographic depiction of the incestuous relationship between the twin sibling main characters, as one of her favorite anime.
>>54789852
>>54789939fuck off, numberfag
>>54789623Correction. She has a CLOACA.>>54789627shes currently broken. See that clip people keep posting.
Excited to see my two cute doggos who promised to protect my smile. They will fill the void for now since Kiara is on break.
>>54789903How are you this new and this retarded lmao
>>54789905I'm talking about Fuwa in particularWatch that part of the stream againI know wawa is taken
>>54789818I watched all their debuts and don't recall a single moment of that other than Nerissa praising Marine
>Neri>Wawawhat do you call this rare category of white girl that actually loves hololive
Fucking dog fuckers
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1686027765185761280https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1686027765185761280
MY DAUGHTERS ARE LIVE
>>54789709Why are the others so shit?
>>54789462Sadly not but I admire the speed and quality of the edit so it's part of my head canon
It's annoying that Kiaraposting outside of /wawa/ is not a bannable excuse.Treat them like /mlp/ already.
OH SHIT FWMC IS EARLY
>>54789025sir, this wawa is illegal.
FUWAMOCOFUWAMOCO
GOOD GODEARLY STREAM
>>54789852>guarantee she was invitedlol
>>54789162Shiori said she wanted to do vlogs, so maybe
>>54789954Fucking your sister is no joke.
fuwamoco starting the loading screen early?
>>54789679Graduate Kiara, Mori, Bae, and Ame.
Started!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQ GET IN
>>54789954that's because it's not a joke
>>54789462I don't understand how this edit existed 5 minutes after it was shown on stream, but artists need to make it canon now.
These girls always start 5min early huh, I love it
I'm glad my oshi & her fanbase are too kind & selfless to be used for shitposts.
>>54789934If you gave them halos they would make good BA characters
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1686027765185761280https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1686027765185761280https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1686027765185761280
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qd7ohtlOOkQ
EVERYONE SHUT UP DOGGOS ARE LIVE
WTF FUWACOCO STARTED EARLY
Early dogs
>>54789752this post turned me on
>>54790018this is kiarag, cope.
They started early, must be fucking excited
Bouncy bouncy
shut the fuck up my dogs are on the telly
>>54789211Remind
BAU BAU!
How old do you reckon the dog twins are?
EARLY???
STOP REPLYING TO THE SCHIZOSTHEY'RE STARTING EARLY
Early start!https://youtu.be/Qd7ohtlOOkQ
>>54789954based
>>54789946Yes its so fucking obvious this is what Gura was doing in japan when she was super busy.
>>54789998birds?
>>54789622>deport schizos to lithuaniaThat's where they are from, anon. Majority of European schizos live in Poland, Lithuania, Latvia or Switzerland. Majority of schizos in general live in SEA, so Lithuania would be an upgrade for them.
>>54790018This but numberfagging
SHUT THE FUCK UP MY GIRLS ARE ON
>EarlyFauna mogged
>>54790018Seethe.
I woke up early to watch this. I'm kinda thinking about using FuwaMoco Morning as motivation to get up earlier and stop sleeping until 2PM.
>>54789661Shiori doesnt sound like a toddler. She sounds like a tryhard high school girl who's trying to impress some older college dude she has a crush on.
Doggies
Stomp shitposters into the dirt.Cover numberfags' beds with sand and glitter. Force feed numberfags fistfuls of cilantro.Cursing doxxfags to a perpetuity of being about to sneeze, but being unable to.
4 MINUTES EARLY, THIS IS NOT ALLOWED!
>Decide to sleep early tonight>Check youtube once before bed (mistake)>Realise first ever Fuwamoco stream is live right nowFuck, it's NOW? I can't miss it
>>547900912000 years old
>>54790018>hololive global without KFPwould be lucky to hit 500 without archiving.
https://twitter.com/Drasdr7513/status/1686016547423227905
>5 minutes earlyFWMC LIVE
>>54789954The Twinscest was never a joke
cake means hag btw
>>54790004BAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUBAUBAUNAUThe iosys mention made that song stuck in my head
BAU BAU
>>54789872GLORIOUS PENTAGRAMMAFOLDED ONE THOUSANDS TIME BY ITALIAN MONKS AND BLESSED BY GOD
WTF EARLY STRIMmy food iusnt ready yet...
>>54789774She just doesn't wanna step on any toes and was probably scared shitless of KFP psychos on twitter
Literally the first stream in the history of hololiveEN that started early
>EN starting earlythis is odd
>>54790018Kiara threadKiara boardKiara website
Anya cute!
FUCKING PIPE DOWN IM WATCHING THE DOGS
g-guys? is this really HoloEN? why is she starting early?
>>54789774>Fuwa Minato is one of the biggest male streamer in the world alongside KuzuhaLmao newfag!
Early dogs need correction
I hope they enable embedding soon so I can multistream drift more easily
Where the fuck are all of you when Kiara is on at this hour?
>>54789954She must really like the new story development in Oshi no Ko.
>>54790018based
Is starting early based or cringe?
My saviorfag boner gets huge when I see new girls going from 2 view to 13k viewers
>>54789954>virtually no entertainment valueCounterpoint, the way it led routes to sex was hilarious. "Classmates come in and see you banging your sis on the doorstep" was peak though.
>>54790168based KFP putting garbage advent in the trashcan
>>54789302Hey, me too!
>>54790135Agreed
FUWAMOCO TIME
>>54789457Sure, it would make sense for sirens to lack a basic understanding of music theory. However, Nerissa literally has treble and bass engraved on both of her horns, so it's possible that she would know what those are until the god broke her treble horn, hence she forgot what it was in her debut stream.>>54789519>>54789632I already know there are singers, vocalists and even music producers who can't read music. I'm talking about her lore about why the Demon of Sound's singing was so strong, the god had to nerf her by breaking one of her horns. Did you notice the treble and bass clefs on her horns?
>>54789462While it's an edit, if you look at the curves on the official art the proportions match up
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>>54790088Twa...
It's showtime bau bau
A good luck Towa! Ganbare, twins!
>>54789833JesasHgnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>54789711*cums on you*
>>54789530skill issue
>>54790232AI even adds veins to breasts now?
how long until Holodex works for them
>>54790164I cooka da pizzaI staccato da treble
>>54789944I'm mobile posting while being driven to the airport. Like I said if it helps you cope go for it. Cell coverage is pretty shit on the east coast. Plus those posts havnt been deleted or anything.Also Kiara is fine now, good even.
>>54790232incredibly based as long as its not too early and without warning
this opening theme is pretty comfy damn
FUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCOFUWAMOCO
>>54790234You should try saving the girls in Holo that need it.
>>54790135are you angry, dude?
54789774>I'm super confusedThis is the most blatant shitposter signature it's not even funny
>we are the dog fuckers nowBros.....
>>54789954She mentioned not liking dirty jokes because they make her feel funny
Lets have sex with IRyS!
>>54789622Based
>starts the frame 5 mins early to be on timeAre these... my people?
>>54790232i mean they start 5 minutes early but do a 5 minute loading screen so its starting exactly when it's scheduled
>>54790298it already does
>threads are gonna be insufferable again for a while because of schizos crying about debut month CCVKill yourselves.
THEY ARE SO EXCITED THAT THEY HAVE STARTED EARLYEURO GODS WE HAVE TO SUPPORT THEM
I guess this Wawa was stronger
>>54790304>an iphonetrannySo you're underaged got it
they're starting early so they can end the loading screen at 8am and be right on time
dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now dowgies now
>>54790164it just werks
Hopefully the BGM isn't too loud compared to their voices this time
I'm here to watch the dogs
>>54790306Girls that are in Hololive have already been saved.
>>54788980I wonder if Lui will try to be their first collab, she has been going crazy for the doggos.
>>54790199Why would she care about a male niji?
As soon as Nerissa fails to live up to Moris success and cover fails for the 2nd time like they did with Irys its gonna hit like crack. Stupid whore I wish nothing but the worst.
>>54790060>>54790062they didn't call it an "early stream" for no reason!
Watson Weekly already mogged
So the fat fuck is the brains of the bunch right?
I still can’t tell their voices apart.
time to mlem
Yuros don’t deserve crumbs. Hopefully FuwaMoco come to their senses eventually and stop streaming in EU time.
>>54790219It's the novelty of the stream anon
>>54790361Based and cute.Real Wawa forever.
EUROANONS THE TIME IS OURS
Is this thing the fattest fuck ever?
why is there so little porn of the dogs? are they so cute they can't be seen as sexy?
>>54790359Maybe the girls should be more interesting to discuss?
>>54790183>>54790178ITS A NEW AGE FOR EN
What's the name of the furry marshmallow with wings again?
>>54789833SEX WITH DOGGO
>>54790360as long as I'm a NEET yeah, but when I'll get a job there's no way I will be able to catch their stream live. They are either too early or too late
>>54789755>those chosen by the planetI don't get it
Kiara: YAGOO WHO DIS BIRD UP ON THAT NEIGH
Ruffmates WW@?
>>54790312always have been
Give me your cutest Fuwamoco pics or I pull the trigger.
these dogs do need to turn down the bgm though, in the debut it was drowning out some of the twin autism power
>>54790353Fuwamoco is unavailable for me
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>54789954It's just a persona, dude. She clearly is just going to act embarassed about them while shlicking about how many people suddenly want to fill all her holes.
>>54789371>name is hilariously but dumbly racist>every single new advent girl is someone Kiara would coom over>Kiara has been mysteriously busy, even mentioned 'major changes' in EN's staff
>>54790219working
>>54789954Kind of want to make this a ritual post just because of how based it isWho would have thought the seiso moeblobs of the gen would be the most degenerate
HALLO HALLO BAU BAU
DOGGOS ON THE TELLY
You know, I always tend to wonder whenever someone new joins Hololive that shows no real interest in idol stuff if they just see the idol as "something they have to deal with" as part of the streaming job for a big company, or if it's something they genuinely want to be a part of.
THEY STARTED ON TIME TOO
They're so in sync...
BAU BAU BAU BAU
>>54790359numbers are more fun to talk about then streams, not my problem.
>>54790437Pero, iirc
stop speaking debuff language
AAAAAAAAAA. they're so cute.
Actual question, has any holopro en streamer started early before? Not just the frame, but actually beginning it 5 or 10 minutes early. I only remember it once.
JesasEXACTLY on time
>>54790359It's gonna be way worse later when there are other streams overlapping
FUWAMOCO CUTE
Smile status?
>>54790437fattu facku-tan
>>54790414You're literally watching streams at this time.
>>54790393this is a news show?
>loading screen early>starting the actual stream on the dot
>>54790304Jesus christ just take the L already and stop fucking replying
FUCK. Just realized the twins EU timeslot is the same time as Geeks ad Gamers Daily
>>54790437Peroccino.
BAU BAU BAUYIPPEE-YO YIPPEE-YAY
Yuru Yuri my beloved
uh oh I can feel my brain cells dying already
I don't think these two understand the point of the intro. You're supposed to let it run for a few minutes AFTER the appointed time.
Is this the cringekino anons were talking about...?
>>54790364>iPhoneNah but I can't hate in the. Too much because the holos all use them. I'm more of a note user anyway because I like the pen.
BAU BAU BAU
>FWMC Morning>It's 11 PM What did they mean by this?
>>54790376Kiara is going to blow her brains out if her numbers get any lower.
their Bau bau is triggering me super hardi hope they tone it down soon
CONGRATS, MIGO!
>>54790520ALL SMILES
this stereo shit is top tier childrens entertainment.
>>54789954Shimoneta watchalong
>>54790464kek
>>54790398>>54790427You can't ignore his girth
I still can barely understand them and I'm a native English apeaker.
AWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GOOD FUWAMOCO MOOOOORRNNNIIING
>>54790507Kiara did once
>TOGETHER WE ARE
>Goes live 5 minutes early for loading screen>Starts on the dotS- sugoi...
>26k and risingWhere are all you fags when Kiara streams at this time? You really disappoint me.
BAU BAUUUUUUU
>>54790505ahaha... defeated country
Ah, finally the kayfabe experience in ENIt only took 3 years
>>54790505but they have to speak English, its hololive EN
>>54789339AIEEEEEEE MY MONSTERS
>They have a clock on screenI've been wanting EN to do this forever because youtube is shit and starting a stream and coming back to a VOD is garbage.
I am in love.
>>54790559begone from here you foul snake
>>54790559I hope they double down on it.
They're so fucking cute bros...
They're so anime
>>54790507mori ame kiara I thinkKiara had a brainfart about timezones and started an entire hour early once IIRC
>>54790437Perro chino
>>54790465sorry bro, I'm a pebblemate
AAAAAAAAAAAA STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE THIS I'M NOT A BABY I'M NOT A BABY BABU BABU
>>54790507Ame did one an hour early once.
YURU YURI HAJIMARUYOOOOO
>>54790531ATOMIC DAAAWG
>>547905615 years...She's still getting better too, it's amazing.
Please don't tempt me girls.
>DID YOU GET NEW OSHI?holy shit they are actively stealing viewers from myth and councilrys
>>54790617I hate it
>>54790606>Watching Kiara
Sorry no new oshi for me but I'm happy they're all here.
>>547906322 raised to 2 is 4
>It's nice to get a new oshiThe twins are expert seducers...
Wait a minute are the dogs in pst?
>>54790555actual seamonkey
>8amWhat timezone is this
>every other daySmart
>>54790606There are a lot more Japanese viewers.
>>54790559Begone you fag. I don't need another laplus here
>>54790668based
missed the debut, these girls' voices are way too high
I love how in sync they are
>>54790528Why would I take an L i was right and then nothing happened.You guys are the ones who replied to me in the first place
>>54790465novelbeat right here
Keep saying "un" Moco...
>>54790519Yes, and I am willing to rob myself of enjoyment just to ensure the yuros don’t have enjoyment either.
why did they start five minutes early wtf
This will filter the EN audience so hard in a couple of weeks
>>54790703PST
EU bros we are so back
>>54790606Are we doing another Vesper angle where we shit on Kiara for an entire month again because of the debut buff? Pretty nice if true.
>>54790668they are the only ENs watchable for people from EU
>FWMC night time
>8:02 pmPrimetime
>>54790668You do realize most people outside of here and in Japan have multiple oshis right?
>>54790703PT
>>54790533fat
>>54790703PST you eurofuck
>>54790703West coast Canada/USA
I don't understand a word they're saying
I can't tell if the mumbling is working for me or not.
>>54790668They just know that the EN fanbase barely has people that are loyal to only 1 oshi
>>54790733It was just a loading screen
Holy shit did her Fuwawa's pronunciation just get 10x better in the space of 10 seconds? Am I crazy for noticing the sudden increase in quality?
>>54790677you don't belong here
>>54790733this scares the teamate
STOP MUMBLING AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>deletedkekfuwamoco cute
The kayfabe is so strong that you'd never believe they're white Canadians.
Damn Far East-bros really loves the doggos huh
Oh hey the falseflagging numbermonkey go deleted.
cute cute cute
She just wants to be the one to tell the dirty jokes. I see.
>>54790751stop talking with yourself
Ruffians i must say that this is pretty nice
I can’t lewd these dogs, bros. They sound like literal children
>want to start the day with you, and then end the day with youJesas, they're out for blood
>>54790374fuck off atf
>>54790703Pacific Time ( West Coast US, British Columbia, and Baja California Norte)
>>54790773Sounds like a bunch of heathens.
30k+ wow
>>54790751That worked out so well for Vesper, huh?
thank god they fixed the bgm volume
BE HEALTHY YOU FAT FUCKS
>>54790829cool rock
>>54790804Not as nervous I'm guessing.
Do twins get fucking tired of each other?
>>54790474>That little bit of underboob
>>54790831
>>54790788>>54790808I think it's nerves still, maybe?
>>54790808THEY'RE STILL NERVOUS GIVE THEM TIME AAAAAAAAAA
>>54790719It's honestly impressive.
tf are they saying
>>54789039NO LUI
>>54790374Perish
>people are actually struggling to understand back tourists BACK
they are grown ass women doing this voice
>japaneseFUCK OFF
You guys can't understand this? I'm fucking ESL and I can understand
>>54790782Just the way I like it
>>54790773Most people here have multiple oshi, but these two specifically said favorite which would be kamioshi.
I need subtitle for whatever language they are speaking.
32K DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Reine confirmed that Management blocked / strongly discouraged the IDs wearing their swimsuitsMANAGEMENT HATE!
Holo"EN"
>>54790782It sounds completely fine to me
It's funny when they forget they are trying to sound ESL and sound more natural
>>54790831ToT
>>54790831Please don't agitate the chumbies and pebblephiles like that.
Oi! you're supposed to be the same height! Is Fuwa stood on a box?
I cant wait for them to drop the kayfabe eventually. The potential if these two were to just fuck around would be fantastic.
>>54790374no so fast fed
It kinda feels like I'm watching a cartoon for children when I watch the twins
they need to cut it out with the japanese trash language
>>54790804They're just mumbling less without the debut nerves
I'm watching from four different devices with 4 google accounts, I will make HoloEU happen
>HololiveEN>Speaking Japanese
>deleted
>Can only understand like 70% of the things they say when they speak EN>When they speak Japanese it's so clear you can understand them 100%Cover should've debuted them in JP7 instead.Also one of them is noticeably less ESL than the other one, can't tell which one that is though.
Oh nyo, the same complaints as Kiara's 50/50 JP-EN early streams will surely rise with these two.
>>54790922That's probably why you can understand it they're speaking ESLinglish
>>54790703Worst Coast.
this is like a permanent ina mumei collab, mostly mumbling but with less 'uhhhh'
>>54790924perfect
I wasn't prepared for this I don't even have my coffee yet
>>54790935Based.
JPs really love them, don't they?
Hololive EN btw
>holoEN>speak JPwhats??
This is just JP7
>>54790967based
>>54790677Good news. You can watch Mori for the anti-Kayfabe.
>>54790952Moco has bad posture.
>>54790952she's more buoyant
>EN>japanese in first streamimagine if lui would translate herself everytimekiara please tell them that it doesnt work. We all know you tried.
>>54790938>ESLIs their first language Bao Bao?
>tfw I can understand both English and basic Japanese and watching Fuwamoco morning while in PST time
>>54790606they're appealing hard to nips, bro. half the chat is in nip, and nips usually are pretty shy to post in EN streams.
>>54790938not now selenfag
FUWAWA SPEAK UP I CAN'T FUCKING HEAR ANYTHING
Lots of JP niki in chatGood for them
WTF ARE THEY SAYING t.brazillian
I keep forgetting who's whoIs there a way to keep track of who is Fuwa and Moco?
How would you rate a bilingual stream for japanese immersion listening?
5ch status??
>>54790788Fuwawa has a soft voice and slow cadence, Mococo is pretty easy to follow in comparison
i don't know if i'm just less tired compared to 6AM this morning, or if they're just less nervous, or they turned the BGM down, but it's a lot easier to understand Fuwawa now
>>54790924Hot as fuck honestly
i use the time they are speaking japanese to read the thread, skill issue
What are they piloting?
It's great being anonymous
They are getting clearer
>>54790935Sultan YAGOO said it's haram
>>54790924yes, it's wonderful
I’m sorry, but Fuwa is the better one. If you don’t agree you have abhorrent taste.
Kiara's english is not that bad now, eh?
>>54791024For me, it's Kiara.
their nervousness is fuckinfd abdoralbe
The blue one is dropping the ESL accent hard, she's almost speaking clear enough to understand.
I wonder how long they will be able to keep up the kayfabe.
It's 1am in the morning, what am I doing with my life?
>>54790880
>>>
>>54790815If there's one race you may as well pretend to be as a vtuber, might as well pretend to be Japs.Fucking love them already though.
>>54790967based, ordering a smartfridge as we speak
Moco's voice reminds me of Kobo's but for all the good reasons.
>>54791009They sure fucking do
>+12db gain>speakers at 90%ah i can hear them.
I can understand everything they say... I'm becoming Japanese
300k DORYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>54790831>those liked anime>childrenanon..
I'm timeless!
NUMBER BROS
AAAAAAAAAA THE NUMBERS
>>54790848>vancouverI'm in boys
300k sub vtuber(s)
>>54789211>>54789425kek
>>54791057limpa os ouvido plantinha
>>54791058fuwa is the fluffy one and moco is the fuzzy one, duh
WAIT WHAT I LOOKED AWAYWHEN THE HELL DID THEY 300k
BUY BUY BUY
>>54790935Management didn't want IDs to participate in HoloSummer in the first place. IDs had to convince them to take part in it
you guys really like this dog shit?
>>54790804go look at any holos debut and compare them nowthings will continue to change rapidly for a bit, until they find their comfort zone you have not seen the final product
>>54790465I'm the rare Ruffkuin
this is boring
CAN'T UNDERSTAND DOGS?USE https://github.com/fortypercnt/stream-translatorPASS ARGS: --task transcribe --language English
>>54791050>Calls them funny>SelenfagGet over your brainrot
JP bros are weirdly attracted to Fuwacocowho do i kill to keep them at bay
I'm already seeing a meta where people falseflag by posting a particular Holo image along with "I can't understand what they're saying"
>Numberfagging
I think I really like this. It's nice to have a morning stream that's actually in the morning for me.Just listening to a couple of cute dog girls mumbling while I enjoy my coffee.
FUCK OFF NUMBERMONKEYS
300K
Reine admitting Pochi's character sheet has lingerie for her
>>54790979Kiara walked so her kouhais can run.
>>54790924welcome to Hololive
# fag dream!I LOVE ADVENT SO MUCH!
OH NO NO NO NO THEY ARE NUMBERFAGSIS THIS THE CURSE OF THE EURO TIMESLOT???
Fuwawa is really dragging Mococo down, she should have gone solo so they could make room for a different 5th girl
>>54791112Suffer! Suffer, as we have suffered!t. yuro
>>54791057Ai tu envergonha a comunidade
>>54790606I'm going to be called a schizo or retard for this. But considering that 90% of the shitposting about Kiara happens during EU hours, I just think Eurobros don't like Kiara.
They need to stop pandering to the JPs. They are global, jps have enough hololives already, fuck them.
>>54790935Risu already said that, watch streams bitch
>90% JP chatsugoi HoloEN
>>54791093But I like short hair and tummies…
>>54791096kiara's streams are high-concept performance art
i still dont know who is who
>>54791052>replying seriously to egguardo
>300K right off the batGod, that has to be a great feeling. After all this time grinding to get into some place like Hololive, you see that explosion of subs and you know that you've made it, no doubt.
is it just me or do they sound less ESL this stream?
>chat is half Japanese Fuwamoco will be the bridge between EN and JP. The destiny will be fulfilled.
Hololive LITERALLY saved themImagine being in their placeImagine how many Hololive didn't save and they're forever doomed
>>54790782>I don't understand a word they're sayingi watched it at 2x speed and it completely understandable
>thanking their senpais<<<
Go Go Nippon Girls couldn't even reach 20k subscribers on Youtube.
>>54791057Mo fácil de entender vei, vai treinar esse inglês
I wish they could lower the BGM a little, it's a bit loud.
>>54790935Management is scared of the government coming after them.
>FUTURE KOUHAIEN4 ALREADY ON THE WAY
>>54790773you think newfags even know what a kamioshi is?
>self dubbing>numberfagging>cuteHaha, it's Kiara (plural)!
STOP DEBUFF LANGUAGE
>>54791266>risu>streaming
>future kohaiyea in two years lmao
GEN 4 CONFIRMED
>>54791230POCHI I KNEEL
>>54790815
>>54791212this is what my oshi does for meglad youre getting a taste of that, its the best
I think I'm too ESL for these dogs. I can't understand shit...
>>54791312MY BONES
>>54791270The higher pitched one is Fuwa
Okay, I'm tired of the kayfabe and the dog voices, please just talk normally already.
>>54791264it's midnight for them on monday, though it would be more correct to say that it's already a tuesday for them
>>54789039100% when they're 3D idol arc starts, Lui will lure them into her house...
>>54791223on screen, on topic
>>54791058Fuwa is the blue one.
BASED"standing on the shoulder of giants" is a based mindset to have
>>54791094wwwwwwwww
>>54791295AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EN4 CONFIRMED
I'm getting that feeling, bro's. These girls are going to reach heights not seen by hololive
>>54791329Calm down Astel
>>54791287so many dreams died last year
>celebrating 300k>there's already 10k more since they took that screengrabI almost feel bad for tiny corpos and indies struggling just to reach the monetization threshold.
>>54791283You said this with GuraYou said this with BaeNothing happened
Haven't felt this way about anyone since 2020 when I fell in the rabbit hole. I am in love. BAU BAU!
>>54791191Fuwacoco is the blue one correct? I noticed most JP chat is also directed at her
35K DORYAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fuck this I'm watching Kaela
>FUWAMOCO will be the next vtuber to reach 4mscreen this
>>54791036>It's ok when IRyS does it
Fuck you Elon
I love my unity dogs
>TwitterWho?
Fuwa's Fuwas...
>>54790474oh shittt
Missed the debuts last, how much of a melt down did you fuckers have when it turned out not to be THEM?
>>54791270the one doing the soft fauna-esque voice is the blue one
puppies
Diamond Dogs
The one girl is so quiet, she's basically speaking in a whisper. pls speak
>>54791058fuwa is the one with the sex design
These guys are true unityCHADS, holy shit. They're gonna capture so many different audiences from around the world
>>54791348you're not alone
>>54791283>regular morning (Midnight JST) stram tooYeah. I think we are back.
>>54791270Fuwawa is the one you can't understand because she's mumblingMococo is the one you can't understand because she can't speak english
Fuwachan needs to talk louder
I really really really like these dogs.
>>54791406
>>54791240not now selenfag
>>54791254>I just think Eurobros don't like Kiara.it's either them and seaniggers
Yeah mehttps://twitter.com/fuwafuwa_35/status/1686023918774030336
>>54791365
>>54791295
>>54791186can't blame him responding to a fauna post with that is muscle memory at this point
>>54791295it's like a dream come true to be in dominator industry for now
Fuwawa's the fluffy oneMococo's the fuzzy one
Moco > Fuwa
shouldn't they have double the rest of their gen since they are 2 people? kinda underperforming
>300kJust means 150k each, why are they the weakest in their gen?
FUCKING NEIGHBOR TURNED UP THE MUSIC THE MOMENT THE STREAM STARTED I CAN'T HEAR SHIT
>>54791423No it isn’t
remember, any number that they show, you have to divide by 2
>>54791406With which one?
>>54790474
>>54791402being a streamer is not easy
>>54790815>white>canadiansthat's a trait exclusive to the atlantic provinces, and even that's in decline
dude these two make me think back when i was like 10 and thought having a twin would be the top of the line in coolness
What's twitter?
>>54791230For what purpose pochi
>>54791446This is like the guy who would post "Is Gura streaming today?" in the middle of a Gura stream.
fuwawa needs to speak a little louder and at a more consistent volume, mococo is alright i think
>>54791365FASTER
>>54791446I can't believe the Bogdanovs returned as the Dogdanovs
>>54791270fuwawa = blue tittymococo = pink flatty
>>54791514squeeb
>>54791450That's the collab name with Bijou
>>54789794>Waaaah why don't you share my retarded opinion why aren't you my hugbox!!!!Get the hint, nobody likes you here.
>>54791423IRyS sounds hot when she does it, these girls don't
>>54791407anon-chama...?
>not a single green in chatfuwamoco in shambles
>>54791406Dont frogpost newfag
>>54791254>But considering that 90% of the shitposting about Kiara happens during EU hoursYou are a schizo
>>54791254And you’re going to ignore how most of those shitposts always gets deleted at the same time?
>>54790815Maybe they are french canadians?
>>54791270Fuwa is fuwaMoco is moco
Moco means booger in spanish
>>54791554Can I get a QRD?
>>54791522it's 4:05 am for them now then?
Man it kinda feels like a JP stream but they're speaking english and i can understand them, i love it
Fuwa's english is so much better than Mococo's
I CANT TELL WHICH ONE IS TALKING
>>54791577All of these girls will have superchats in two days and membership in a week
>>54791365DO NOT LEWD THE TWINS
>>54791608french are not white
>>54791623It's fucking perfect.
>>54790880WHOA OOOH OOOH OOOOOOHHHHH OOH
>>54791577They don't have that function yet, dumbass.
>>54791623You should watch Koyori
>>54791489um sir, the racism
>embeds disabledwell, that's advent dropped. not even hololive can get me to use youtubes shitty website
>>54791404I also said it with KiaraThis time for sure, I feel it in my bones
Bros, /#/ has claimed FuwaMoco and sent hlgg a cease and desist so we’re not allowed to talk about them anymore…
>>54791507Fuwawa is the chink oneMococo is the global one
>>54791634Moco's kayfabe is better
>It's our first->un>cover->un>song->unI love them
>>54790815>white >Canadians
>>54791638The one with tits has a higher pitched voice than the loli.
>>54791615they are twins
>>54791577Not to worry. I'm green and in chat.
>>54791319the derivatives of oshis were made up by casuals in the first place to rationalize the lack of loyalty.
>>54791638you're supposed to treat them as 1 entity with two voices, like voices in your head
i think fuwa tiddies are too jiggly
They're really just Haachama if she put more effort into learning English...Wait, where's Haachama again?
Where are there so many japs in the chat? They don't understand them
FuwaMoco Morning seems to be a very biased news source. I don't know about you guys, but I'll be sticking with KHN.
>>54791638Fucking how? Im ESL and its easy as fuck
>>54791634I actually feel like it's the complete opposite.
>>54791530Nah we dominate all the mid size cities still. Hit a town of 100k and it's basically all white people.
shiori probably won't get even half of their viewers...
They would be perfect if you removed Fuwa's breasts...
>>54791680Anon this has been a thing for longer than the EN branch has been alive. Council had their first streams like this too.
>>54791676>24/7 gaymingslopno thanks
>>54791680Unironically email Cover about it, I think this is the default because every new gen has been like this until someone reminds them about it
What's his endgame?
>>54791638Your ears are failing, anon. You should see about getting hearing aids. Good luck!
>>54791614Fuwa is REALLY FUCKING fuwa, I wanna nap on those puppies.
>>54791638the one looking like a tomboy sounds like a tomboy
fuwawa is the booby onemococo is the tummy one
>>54791680It will just be for like a week or so, newfriend
Fuwamoco is HoloJP embassy in HoloEN
>>54791691/#/ can suck a fat dick thenThey can have their graphs, we will have the chuuba
>>54791638Even if you can't tell the voices apart, it's fairly easy to see based on the L2D movements isn't it?
>>54791691go back
Why do they speak clearly in Japanese but mumble in English?
>>54791406Download some vtuber images first and then post with them you retarded newfag tourist.
>>54791638deep is flat, like notes
>>54791638Fuwa has a softer voice
>>54791680if you're that autistic you might as well stream vids through vlc or some shit
>>54791680that's only early on, I believe Council had the same thing
https://files.catbox.moe/5vvu00.jpg
How long until they drop this uwu debut voice?
The people saying they're ESL is like if a jp bro went to a luna stream and went "oh japanese must be here second Language." Just zero media literacy.
>>54791734alive, recovering
How many shows are there now? Watson Weekly, Holotalk, Mel Mel News, Koyori's show, now Fuwamoco Morning? How am I know who's fair & balanced?
>>54791691From my lawyer: suck my fat nuts
>>54791270Fuwawa is the quiet oneMococo is the silent one
STOP WHISPERING
>>54791760hey man
>>54791638Mococo is higher pitched and more childlish
>>54791746I will save your post for later.
>>54791819nice
>>54791691what are they gonna do, sue?we have the best lawyers on the board
>>54791821>he doesn't know
>>54791638Little sister always goes "Un un" In agreement
>>54791832Big Brain Games
>>54791766>368>369kek
somehow i understand them better than Mumei
>>54791821you will not believe this, anon, but
>>54791736i don't understand them either
>>54791766>debuff languagesame
>>54791638fuwa has the fluffy voice
>>54791821Never happening
>>54791821I can guarantee you they'll never drop it
>>54791760he's gonna shit aggresively
>>54791615>in contact with Yopi>rumoured to possess psychic abilities>said to be violent and intimidating in private>own castles and banks all over the world>Myth bows to the Baudanoffs>own several nuclear plants>learned non-fluent English in less than 48 hours>ancient /vt/ scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth>first designer babies will be Baudanoff babies>rule Japan with an iron but fair fist>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bau bau' that created our universethis is what they heard: https://youtu.be/Yr1EI_jYBB8>kept EN 3 down for decades so they could release their own vtuber generation based on goth and cunny to the market>currently at war with Riku Tazumi because of this.>sabotaged his generation because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to 1 billion subs many times) vtuber channel with 1 billion subscribers in their own initiative in a few years>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Baudangrad will be be the first city)>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Baudanoff manor>the last person who missed a call was Tsukumo Sana. She resigned and fled the country in fear and the Baudanoffs destroyed the Aboriginals in a fit of rage>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BaudabotsTM flowing through your body>both sisters said to have 15+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in SNOT & Area 51>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Baudanoff>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
>>54791755>>54791779ogey i trust you bros
>>54791832I miss AsaCoco...
>>54791638Fuwawa is the soft spoken one and Mococo is the one who has the extra genki voice with the triple engrish bau bau voice. Blue one has has toned down the ESL alot while Pink one has toned it up to the max.
>>54791821they probably won't
bros.. I'm getting filtered by the babby talk
>>54791821Never, you could watch one of the other new girls if it bothers you.
I thought you guys wanted EN Luna, why are you complaining about being unable to understand them
>>54791821They will never stop bau bau'ing in my ear.
>>54791406Who are you cheating on then?>>54791749The entire point is catering to both audiences, don't be greedy
I like Mococo's "un"
>>54791760>Hey babe
>>54791766>276based
why are japs keep saying stinky smell?
THEY ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE
>>54791760https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LbVDJQTT5o4
I mean... they are still easiest to understand Japanese girls in hololive for me.
>>54789508Fuwa's voice sounds more airy than Moco's. Moco's voice is more crisp. That's how I tell them apart.
>>54791638Blue sounds quieter most of the time, pink louder
>>54791638Blue big boobs = softer breathier voicePink tummy = loli-er voice.
>>54790848>BajaNot worth mentioning desu, nobody lives on the Baja peninsulaTijuana doesn't count, it's just a growth on San Diego's ballsack
>>54791733They are both under the Mio News umbrella, so it's okay to like both.
MAKE THE NEIGHBORS ANGRY
>>54791766In all seriousness why do they hate JP so much, >WE hate it when vtubers are ESL here and we know these niggers don't speak English
>>54790533lose some WEIGHT
I turned it off, it's impossible to hear them over Miko no matter how I adjust levels.
>>54791819BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>54791734Got reverse Nina Tucker'd and split into two dogs.
WAKE THE NEIGHBORS
>>54791691>believing anything from /#/
>>54791821Anon...
>>54791734Ame is in the process of donating one of her lungs to Haachama right now.
>>54791821never and that's good thing
>>54791733This was suppose to be a news show?
>>54791766>debuff language Making seaweed proud
Was stuck in a meeting, what did I miss?
>>54791843>Google translates BAU BAU to STINKY STINKYIs that true? They smell that bad?
>>54791406Uhh okay, but I bet frogposter will never post after 2 weeks. MEANWHILE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 3 YEARS ALREADY
WE GOT LIKE IN 2 KOYORIS IN ONE SWOOP, STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT THE ACCENT ESL FAGS
>adding EN sub soonAwww
THE FIRST YAB
>>54791915It’s literally only ESL’s that can’t understand them.
>>54791675>joke>headnewfagchama.....
The one girl needs to speak up, otherwise it's good
Uh oh
Honestly if you want to fuck these girls or Bijou you are a sick person
>>54791922SameIt soothes my soul
>i watch them without understanding because...they are cute!do japanese REALLY?
>>54791736>having to understand the language to watch hololive
>>54791942>pink louder
>>54791828Calling FuwaMoco ESL is a dead giveaway that the poster itself is ESL
mori...
She said the F word!
>>54791915I can understand Luna better than them
MORI SPREADING RRATS ABOUT HER KOHAI
Fuwawa's tits move around too much.
>>54791832Watson Weekly is backed by Ame's expert detective skills.
I can barely understand them, but doggie ASMR sounds really comfy.
>first stream>male already on screen
>>54791882ANON?! ANOOOOOOOOOOON NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>>54791821Never, get filtered
their fake voices are almost as annoying as kiaraswhy do women do this shit
MORI FUCKED UP A COLLAB AGAIN
THEY'RE ADDRESSING THE YAB
>MORI IN SCREEN4CH IS STORMY AND GRASS AH AH AH
>>54792032i kneel
As a add lad please enjoy the dogs for me, I can never stand the multilanguage streamers for long.
What the fuck this news is actually garbage though.
>>54791880well yeah, unlike moom they speak in full sentences
>>54791691I could massacre every anon in that thread with my cock
>can't understand shit>turn PC volume up, still nothing>put on my headphones>can suddenly understand them perfectly???
Kek I literally just saw the clip for this
>>54791819>Fuwa's faceI am cum.
>>54791944These posts are not even close, how did this happen?
Fuwa's voice sounds more airy than Moco's. Moco's voice is more crisp. That's how I tell them apart.
>>54790879No, they never get tired of fucking each otherwait what did you ask?
>Calli spreading misinformation like the dumbfuck she ismore news at 11!
>likes denpa>can't remember what they're saying at all>still like it anywayI guess they succeeded.
Mori ruined the collab...
Mori ruined the collab
>mori mention day 1
>>54790935
>>54791828Horsecock....
What did she say?
>PEE!!
>>54791691why are they so dumb, there's two of them so realistically they only have 150k eachtell them that so they fuck off
>>54792086so true sis
Fuwa would never say anything bad. She's a pure idol
Shiori already said shit on her debut tho
They should make the bgm louder
FUCK YOU MORIYOU RUINED THE COLLAB ONCE AGAIN
Lapsama my friend
>>54791972They are Canadian bro born and raised not esl.
>>54792075Kek
>>54791880So are you becoming Japanese?
>Fuwawa speaks most of the time but is quiet>Mococo just goes "un un" autistically most of the timeAlright I can work with this
Stop it with the debuff language...
>>54792082
Good morning I hate Mori
>>54792029IRyS...
SHE SAID FUCKED UP
ok but for real why would you put them in EN instead of JP?
>>54792096what the fugg
Fluffed up...
That's fluffed up.
Are ALL of their streams going to be duo streams???
>>54791880understandable
Say the F word more FUWA!!
MORI HATE
I want to fluff up the fluffy one
>THESE DEAF BITCHES
>WE GOT FUCKED AND LOCKED UPGlad it got corrected.
GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER
Wait what did Calli do?
They got fluffed up
I'm completely shit at recognizing voices and even I can tell them apart
eugene on screen
Why did the blue one just get 3 times more ESL in the last two minute, did she remember that she was supposed to be ESL?
>>54792154she can't help it
They're gonna fluff me up.
Fluff you Fluggots
>>54791972Every 5ch poster is just Astel resetting his router multiple times.
>>54792176kek
What did Mori do again? I was too focused on their debuts.
damn what the fuck don't burn Mori?bratty fucking upstarts
I'm pretty sure Mori read that from chat, and then got corrected
>>54792096are they in stereo? i have an ear infection so i cant try today
>>54792029Are you going to nurse me to health anon?
MORI IS AN OLD HAG AND HARD OF HEARING
Mori why...
>Fuck my dog pussy!NO FUWAWA YOU CAN’T SAY THAT
>>54792182MISUNDERSTANDING
>>54792140oh fuck everytime i see 'so true sis' i think it's one of the dogs posting it now...
This dogs got me FLUFFED UP
STOPDROPSHUT HER DOWN OPEN UP SHOP
>>54791972kusa ore wa meccha meccha midori
>>54792191>>54792192language, please
get your incest dirty minds out of the gutter
>>54791821Sorry, you're watching real vtubers now
So when they eventually have to address actual yabs, will they say it in this same adorable voice while the other one makes anime girl noises?
>>54792196i dunno lol
>>54792188because they stream in English. any other retard questions you need answered?
>>54792188Because they have more experience streaming to an English-speaking audience than a Japanese one.They're also pure white.
>>54791821Japs can actually into kayfabe anon
MORI RUINED THE COLLAB YET AGAIN
I want to fuzz up the fuzzy one
I don't andastand
>>54792175300k subs and 35k ccv disagree with you
>page 11CHIARA RABU
>>54792242die, deadbeat
>>54792135fuck you
>>54792157I am talking about the Japs anon
>>54791880their sentences have a beginning middle and end, their thoughts also flow normally and don't jump from unrelated topic to unrelated topic
>>54792176>>54792179kek
She says merch like a mobster
I think Mori even tried to say she thought they said lunked up or something like that
My Ina :)
is this the Nanolish experience?
>>54792032we did that for years on /jp/
I WANNA FLUFF FUWAWA'S FAT TITSI WANNA FLUFF MOCOCO'S SHINY TUMMYAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M MOCOCUMMING
>>54792172Mococo is mostly correcting her yeah, which is weird, why isn't she the one leading to start with?
>>54792246many such caseshttps://streamable.com/hock5l
>>54792216I just know that Fuwawa has a gentler and whispery tone to her voice while Mococo is just louder in general.