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>> No.54784441

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>> No.54784451
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/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.54784470

Oh god, this is a question for Shinri

>> No.54784474

Suck my cock Magni Dezmond

>> No.54784479

Improve yourselves /mans/

>> No.54784482

>>54784451
Amen

>> No.54784491
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>>54784451
Amen.

>> No.54784501
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>>54784451
Amen.

>> No.54784535

Bettel is a coward for not saying he wants to be a hot lizardman

>> No.54784543

>any fantasy race
Human, every single time

>> No.54784552

>>54784479
hi ame

>> No.54784573

>>54784535
Slaaaahn is cute lizard man

>> No.54784606

>>54784451
amen

>> No.54784635

>>54784474
No, suck mine first maguni

>> No.54784644

AXEL WANTS TO BE BLACK

>> No.54784659

>>54784474
see Vesper this is why you got suspended again

>> No.54784668

>>54784644
JUST LIKE MY NIGGA VESPER FR

>> No.54784684
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>>54784479
I will. thanks fujo prime.

>> No.54784773

"So you wanna be like a soulless, trapped, messenger of war?"
"Let's go man!"
Axel...

>> No.54784803

>>54784644
Where is the black tempus drawing

>> No.54784812

Why do people eat things that hurt them

>> No.54784845

Axel likes his girl soulless...

>> No.54784872

What doll was Axel taking about?

>> No.54784880
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>>54784451
Amen

>> No.54784907

>>54784773
>>54784845
Axel would so fuck a magni clone, theyre basically dolls if you think about it

>> No.54784913
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>>54784812
To feel alive

>> No.54784916

>>54784872
That one from FF9

>> No.54784923

HE HATES SHINRI

>> No.54784934

>>54784872
Orchid from Granblue Fantasy

>> No.54784944
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>>54784803

>> No.54784980

>>54784944
man dark skin sure does suit Vesper and Flayon

>> No.54784997

That was a solid first episode, can't wait for more

>> No.54785017
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>>54784944
Thank you anon

>> No.54785036

>>54784944
i like how they look like higurashi sprites

>> No.54785041

>>54784980
Interesting...

>> No.54785060

>>54784944
>vesper is the niggest
lol

>> No.54785085

What if the podcast is just Altare's idea on how to get more VOD views because

>> No.54785095

>>54784944
they just look tanned

>> No.54785098

That was really good actually. Glad leader fought through and got his podcast up and running, I really enjoyed listening, felt comfy.

>> No.54785113

That's more T4 than I thought

>> No.54785146

>>54785085
he probably wouldn’t have it on spotify then

>> No.54785148

it's OVER.
I thought 2 hours was too long but it's actually not enough for me

>> No.54785187
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Bettel being a CoD kid explains so much

>> No.54785222

>>54785148
I'm too ADHD so I've listened to half and saving the rest for later.

>> No.54785245

that was a pretty decent 1st episode

>> No.54785253

Holy shit I need 3 hour podcasts wtf

>> No.54785294
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https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1686008812959076354

>> No.54785318

>>54784980
As expected from ashy niggas

>> No.54785405

>>54785294
Imagine putting "It would be nice if Magni and Vesper are the guests next time". Kek

>> No.54785458

I barely remember blockbusters but I remember one of my middle school friends accidentally pulled a Sailor Moon x Goku porno off the shelf trying to find mahou shojo stuff

>> No.54785466

>>54785148
As much as I loved it 2 hours really is the max.

>> No.54785495

>>54785095
Yeah they just look like some random Islanders not black

>> No.54785498

>>54785405
>You have been blocked by Regis Altare

>> No.54785614

>>54785148
2 hours is perfect for me

>> No.54785650
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ALTARE CUTENESS SUPREMACY
https://twitter.com/tempushq_ann/status/1685992642923094016

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>ywn wake up midday with a hangover and have Altare serve you this

>> No.54785685

I'm a cultare and that was..okay? not highly interesting but okay, you know. though I don't think listener outside tempura would be interested

>> No.54785689
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I liked it a lot!!! It made me really nostalgic and remember really old times of hanging out with my friends- felt nice!

>> No.54785724

>>54785650
LEADER CUTE, LEADER LOVE~

>> No.54785730

dude that was so fun

>> No.54785816

>>54785685
It's not groundbreaking but I feel like it can be a good introduction to Tempus since it captures their dumbasses strong together energy really well

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>>54785095
>>54785495
sorry. ill do better. heres a proper black vesper edit.

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>>54785650
PURPLE FOR THE PURPLE GOD

>> No.54785882
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The podcast was amazing but it was missing something...

>> No.54785891

>>54785823
Nice try, I recognise black Flayon when I see him

>> No.54785913

>Altare and Bettel are elffags
Fucking knife ears bastards

>> No.54785919

>>54785823
But that's Flayon

>> No.54785951

>>54785882
Just end it. He's not coming back.

>> No.54785955

>>54785825
Why isn't this slut back yet ToT

>> No.54785976

Magni would literally rather play with Bettel than stream for his magmites...

>> No.54785986
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Why did I laugh at that altare fart joke

>> No.54786038

>>54785986
Fart is never not funny

>> No.54786039

>>54784944
...What prompted the niggafication of tempus?

>> No.54786047

>>54785986(me)
I'm dying. Strategic fart placement at funerals...

>> No.54786054

>>54785913
That's the real downside of Vesper being AWOL: no one to counterbalance the pro-elf agenda being pushed by Axel and Altare. Without him, a dwarf friend, the leaf lovers dominate the discussion.

>> No.54786066

>>54785976
Magni would literally rather get suspended for 3+ weeks than stream for magmites.

>> No.54786099

>>54786054
he is literally an elf

>> No.54786103

>>54786066
cuckmites...

>> No.54786120

>>54785823
I wish Vesper had his shit together even half as much as Woolie...

>> No.54786155

>>54784944
Axel and Magni look like gyaru-ohs from ntr doujins

>> No.54786160

>>54786099
he suffers from extreme self hatred

>> No.54786170

>>54786099
Self-hating elf Vesper...

>> No.54786197

>>54785294
won't comment but I hope he picks more interesting topics in the future
for a first episode it was fine, but I was hoping for more deep/obscure/mysterious/thought provoking themes
we already know the boys from their streams, so hearing about trivial things isn't new
including viewerquestions was nice

>> No.54786199

>>54785816
you're right about it'd be a nice introduction to tempus but I wonder how is he supposed to appeal new people to listen to his podcast, because honestly watching them collab in a game would be far more interesting for someone new. heck, I even listened till the end just because he's my oshi

>> No.54786264

>>54786039
Magni gave them temporary nigga potion so they could all use the n word for their next guild mission

>> No.54786275

Happy to say I love NTR

>> No.54786339

>>54785650
>No one voted Axel for the most sussy
He is the most seiso after all

>> No.54786433

>>54786197
He'd definitely gonna discuss alien existence next episode

>> No.54786474

>>54785294
>people asking for subtitles
There goes the weekly podcast

>> No.54786568

>>54786474
huh I think they're pretty easy to understand even for someone as ESL as me

>> No.54786580

>>54785650
>The Shots
>The Slut
>The Bro
>The Hot Nerd

>> No.54786675

>>54785650
>Vesper most handsome
Vesper 1.0 could never

>> No.54786765

>>54786580
>The Slut
>The Slut
>The Slut
>The Slut
More accurate

>> No.54786796

>>54786474
yeah that's not happening or the podcast's not happening

>> No.54786881

>>54785685
It was fun to listen to, but I think it could do with stronger focus on a single topic - they were chatting aimlessly for a long time before they got to the food talk. The viewer question corner was nice because it helped them all focus in on one specific thing at a time and Altare could make sure everyone got a chance to answer.

It's only the first episode though, so I'm sure it'll improve as he gets feedback. I'm glad he finally ripped the bandaid off and shared it.

>> No.54787023

>>54786474
Automatic cc is enough no?

>> No.54787061

>>54786675
i think 1.0 Vesper and Axel were voted most cute (mainly by male voters) in another poll
vesper and axel working as male escorts for wealthy men ToT

>> No.54787131

>>54787061
vesper was ugly as shit and I say this as a man

>> No.54787144

>>54786199
Eh, it's the first episode. Give him some good feedback and we'll definitely see improvements. I'm just glad he finally decided to stop letting his perfectionism get in the way so he can get some genuine viewer feedback to improve his work.

>> No.54787200

ok podcast is kino. i like how casual it is.

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>>54787131
cope. vesper 1.0 was sovl as fuck

>> No.54787269

>>54787235
sovl and ugly don't contradict each other

>> No.54787321

>>54786433
"So what do you guys think of the vaccine?"

>> No.54787336

>>54786474
Too much effort

>> No.54787353

>Shinri caught belting songs in his car
Relatable

>> No.54787400

>>54787200
I just like the boys talking to eachother about random shit. That's why I liked the initial Fortnite streams because they often had casual fun conversations with eachother and it was really neat. I am so thankful for Altare for finally putting this thing together because I really had a blast with this episode 1.

>> No.54787525

Would behind the scenes talk be good for the podcast or would that be too nda?

>> No.54787575

Honestly that podcast already healed the doomposter side of me. Thank you Altare

>> No.54787684

>>54787525
Doesn't hurt to submit questions

>> No.54787821

https://youtu.be/BRlqB7T3x18?t=3867

>> No.54787846

>>54787400
But then why spend a year arranging it when another random collab would've been the exact same?
With all the pushing back he set expectations really high at least for me.
I didn't wait months for a podcast that has the same entertainment value as every other collab the boys do.

>> No.54787860

what do you guys think next weeks rotation will be?

>> No.54787910

>>54787525
I think only surface level stuff, like how they talk about perms all of the time, how many times they applied to holostars (which is a common thing for every new member) or other normal vtuber stuff that most people know. Axel had to take down an entire stream because he talked about how upper management tried to nerf him so he couldn't really swear as much, so I don't know how deep they can get into this stuff.

>> No.54788006

>>54787910
>take down an entire stream
He's talked about that on multiple occasions, I doubt all those streams went down

>> No.54788035

>>54788006
yeah he talked about that again pretty recently too

>> No.54788038

>>54787860
Probably Hakka Flayon and Axel/Shinri. This episode was probably recorded when Bettel still hasn't moved yet

>> No.54788042

>>54787860
Altare, Hakka, Flay and a mystery person (Bettel or Shinri)

>> No.54788067

Is Jeffrey... real?

>> No.54788075

>>54787860
mechabirb and axel

>> No.54788094

>>54787846
The pushing back was for logistical and production issues that led into becoming demotivated, not because he was cooking up novel new ideas. Besides, we've already had Altare for a whole year, if you were expecting a Welcome to Nightvale then you clearly don't know him at all.

>> No.54788136

>>54786039
someone asked "draw tempus all black" and i thought it would be funny especially since we got a racist magmite larper

>> No.54788182

>>54787860
HOPEFULLY Magni and Vesper regardless of the other two

>> No.54788208

>>54787860
magnoir graduation stream

>> No.54788242

>>54788035
>>54788006
Then I don't know, I just remember me being late to the stream and noticing it was taken down. I asked around and anons said that it was probably because of that.

>> No.54788243

>Altare did all the varsity sports, ap classes and video game clubs
No wonder he's depressed.

>> No.54788252

>>54788136
Wasn't there a version of Magni with braids?

>> No.54788297

>>54787910
The reason that vod nuked was bacause Axel stated one of the management guy(Maes Hughes guy as he call nowadays)'s position in company too precisely, I guess talking about management indirectly is ok.

>> No.54788340

>>54788067
I didnt hear Jeffrey mention desu, maybe I skipped it

>> No.54788358

>>54787860
Hakka and Flayon, most likely. Altare is the type that wouldn't want to leave anyone out.

>> No.54788383

>>54787860
It has to be Flay and Hakka most likely. Then the third person is probably just Shinri or Bettel again.

>> No.54788401

>>54788252
i lost the file kek

>> No.54788414

>>54787860
I mean... there's not that many options left lol

>> No.54788469

>>54788358
With Magni and Vesper because it was recorded before they went AWOL.

>> No.54788470

i want to hear axel call magni 'doll' now,,,

>> No.54788478

Did bettel say he didn’t do college in the podcast? Could barely hear him during that topic

>> No.54788564

Vesper doko

>> No.54788570

serioulsy what the fuck is happening with magni and vesper.....seriously what the fuck.......where are they.....i am assuming if they're terminated we'll hear news soon since it would be overlapped by hype for en3...........

>> No.54788594

>>54788094
So there is either boring food talk or professional high production value podcast and nothing in between for you?
I know altare is a self hating shut in with little to zero life experience, so I really hope he comes up with..something or the podcast will turn into a slumber party only enjoyed by diehard tempus fans.

>> No.54788627

>>54787860
Bettel 2, Jeffrey, and Morf

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>>54788136
what do you mean I'm larping the racismGlad you're back, hang in there til Ves returns. Refer all catalogs to American police officers

>> No.54788667

>>54788478
He’s stated a few times that he dropped out of clown college

>> No.54788680

>>54788570
hope they get terminated so I am free from this board

>> No.54788694

>>54788094
Isn't Shinri making his own Welcome to Nightvale style thing that's definitely not canon

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>>54788650
Magmites are LARPers. Vesties are actually racist like our oshi.

>> No.54788808

>>54788750
black guys can't be racist

>> No.54788896

>>54788594
The first attempt got pushed back probably because Vesper's menhera arc and seems like Magni also dropped out. The original podcast was supposed to be HQ. But even then for a first try it's not bad. A lot of people like just hearing random people talk about small shit. A lot of Trash Taste episodes are just them arguing about chicken wings and they make money hand over fist.

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>>54788808
They also can't get sunburned. Also Vesper spoke about purchasing his bike, which isn't how blacks typically acquire them.

>> No.54788940

>>54788750
You can't be racist to elysians

>> No.54788965

>>54788808
>black guys can't be racist
oh if only you knew how bad things really were

>> No.54788969

>>54788933
Vesper is Tom Dubois

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>>54788969

>> No.54789043

>>54788750
Self-hating black man Vesper Noir...

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>>54788808
Everyone can be racist. In honor of my oshi I will teach some slurs to /mans/. You see, the nice term for black people in China is pronounced like "hey ren". The not nice term is pronounced like "hey guay". The latter literally means "black monster/ghoul". The more you know

>> No.54789252

I really enjoyed the podcast. It reminded me of the OG Tempus Apex streams or Raft where it's just the guild shooting the shit for an hour or two

>> No.54789260

I cant take racist larping magmites seriously when your oshi got his back blown out by a black man

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Check out Hakka's cover of My Roar https://youtu.be/Z7plaS3sLgI

>> No.54789397

>>54789260
hopefully you don't lol Thug hunting is the right of every pure blood Elysian

>> No.54789500

racist larping magmites are cringe

>> No.54789612

>>54789500
Nah they are incredibly based. Like the purple blood in their veins.

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>>54789500

>> No.54789662

>>54789183
Is that what the patrick ice cream image says?

>> No.54789680

From the two hidden podcast episodes. I can safely surmise that both Magni and Vesper will come back in two weeks.

>> No.54789729

>>54789658
damn why did you leak me and Nowa's dms like that

>> No.54789731

i-i did it
i unsubbed all the boys I never watched anyway
I feel...free

>> No.54789771

>>54789680
are you suggesting the first episode was actually the 3rd episode

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>>54789294
Fuck yes
>>54789500
Nice try FBI but I cannot be spurred into making actionable threats against minority populations

>> No.54789857

>>54789680
Mental illness.

>> No.54789877

>>54788650
thanks
im past the "sleeping for 12+ hours" stage. planning on buying cheap cheap ass air clay and make sad little vesper figures for my sad little heart until i can be semi functional

>> No.54789883

>>54785919
TOT FAT BLACK FLAYON TOT

>> No.54789893

>>54789731
same. needed to clean my feed anyways

>> No.54789925

>>54789883
Flayon would never be fat

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>>54789857
Yes, my oshi does suffer from mental illness but I know that Allah will be merciful upon him.

>> No.54789963

I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

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>> No.54790002

>>54789925
Not if Vesper gets ahold of him

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I find interesting how Hakka and Shinri are from xenokuni, which is the Japan of Elysium and they look like it. Makes me wonder if we will get a cowboy looking dude from the burger part of elysium or a sailor dude from some far away small island.
I hope Tempus lore makes more random places as more new boys join since I like the tiny pieces of worldbuilding we get.

>> No.54790071

https://twitter.com/KitfoxGames/status/1684926687929057280
Caves of Quid is getting a Steam release. Any members of Tempus left autistic enough to stream it?

>> No.54790089

>>54784944
Why are you doxxing Hakka like that?
Just joking

>> No.54790205

>>54787860
Calli guest episode

>> No.54790212

>>54789779
I never saw this gif as twerking but the magmite humping the ground

>> No.54790278

You say that doxmites are cringe... but are they? Can you really blame them? How could someone survive without being one at this point?

>> No.54790375

>>54790066
IF we were to get a new bunch of people, it would be great if we got Celtic inspired designs.

>> No.54790399

>Puking from fart smell
What the fuck

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>>54788965
Here, have this pic for next time

>> No.54790529

>>54790205
Nah, would be the week after to promote the new EP.

>> No.54790535

>>54790071
I thought it was already on steam wtf I want to see one of them try to kill Q Girl

>> No.54790592

>>54790375
that would be sweet
it would also be great if the designs were overseen by someone who actually understands female demographic appeals and gave them all sex designs. i love all the boys but their models have been extremely hit or miss to the point of meme status. please hire a fujoshi or yumejo to advise on this guys, seriously, you suck at hiring artists and riggers for the men. the only major case of that i can think of on the girls side is irys lol

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I finally understand why anons /here/ see Altare as their younger brother/cousin now kek. I did some voluntary childcare in the past and the children there would talk about the stuff they like during breaks and stuff. The way the kids would talk about pokemon is really similar to how Altare talks about them too. Also him mentioning the bloop during the podcast reminded me of this one autistic kid that also really liked pikachu

>> No.54790648

>>54790071
Are the devs still having melties over sseth's video

>> No.54790676

>>54790278
not my fault your cringe oshi wants to deport magmites to his rm

>> No.54790735

>>54790648
Last I checked they still ban anyone who mentions sseth from the discord

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54790770

>>54790066
One day the geography will make sense

>> No.54790849

>>54790071
Fuck the devs of that game

>> No.54790877

>>54790770
the non-north elysium part of elysium is just called elysium

>> No.54791032

>>54790770
Friendly reminder that Elysium is flat

>> No.54791153

>>54790770
Southern Southern Elysium is where Xenokuni is.

>> No.54791159

>>54790642
Maybe you babysat Altare without knowing kek

>> No.54791199

>>54790877
To be fair, I stole this pic back before vg was even a twinkle in yagoo's ballsack

>> No.54791310

>>54788470
Kinda cute nickname even if the concept is fucked up kek

>> No.54791748

https://twitter.com/nyaningisa2/status/1686031248022503424
vestmites look like this??

>> No.54791772

>>54790278
They are. Not that you aren't free to be one but don't try to come /here/ to talk about it

>> No.54791865

>>54791748
only the non-western ones

>> No.54791965

>>54790399
I could see this happening. My annoying cousin used to eat like nothing but McDonald's and he farted when we were in a van together with closed windows and it was incredibly vile. I was one step away from puking.

>> No.54791984

>>54791865
true

>> No.54792155

>>54791748
i fucking hate that shade of turquoise on vespers jacket so much

>> No.54792181
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54792181

reminder that bettel will die in 18 days

>> No.54792209

>>54791748
2 weeks for processing ueueueue where is my shit

>> No.54792231

>>54792181
I'm going to masturbate to that stream

>> No.54792301
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>>54792181
W-what happens in 18 days?

>> No.54792401
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>>54792301
August 17

>> No.54792408

I've been checked out of Tempus for a bit (got busy and became a 2view chooba myself) but really enjoyed the podcast. Glad Altare finally got it off the ground and it was entertaining.

>> No.54792420

>>54791748
Oh it's the gothic nails girl, she's cute

>> No.54792419

>>54792209
mines is coming today. do you live in the US anon?

>> No.54792747

>>54790642
You understand now… Altare doesn’t have a shota design or voice but the way he talks about the stuff he likes is genuinely childlike in a way the “actual” shotas fail to capture.

>> No.54792781

>new girls have starting voices
>magni and vesper still don't
it's ogre...

>> No.54792851

>>54792408
Drop the @ coward

>> No.54792934

>>54792408
I’m glad you enjoyed! Congrats on the vtubing anon, I hope it goes well

>> No.54793057

>>54792419
nta but im also a burger that ordered release day and haven't gotten shit. not even a fulfilment notice.

>> No.54793097

>>54792408
Congrats on already being a 2view anon, I know lots of newer chuubas are stuck in 1view hell

>> No.54793163

I think the podcast could use a quick intro but I liked it.

>> No.54793255

>>54792851
its not relevant, its just to contextualize why I've been checked out of Tempus

>> No.54793269

>>54793163
I liked that it started mid conversation

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Man I cant wait to listen to the NTR podcast and hear magni and vesper's voice again

>> No.54793479

>>54793367
they really carried the conversation on this episode, anon.
You're going to love it.

>> No.54793486

>>54793255
Yeah it's not relevant I just legitimately was going to watch one of your streams lol

>> No.54793582

>>54792419
Yes, I am burger who ordered d1

>> No.54793810

>>54793582
did you do free shipping

>> No.54793860

>>54793582
oof dunno what to tell you I was gonna start sending inquiries about how my order was doing until they shipped it on saturday..i'd give them till this weekend before you start getting concerned

>> No.54794058
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54794058

VESPER PLEASE FORGIVE ME FOR BRINGING YOU BACK FROM SUSPENSION!
I KNOW NOW THAT IT CAN NEVER WORK BETWEEN US.
AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO IT CAN NEVER BE!
NOT BECAUSE YOU'RE A VAMPIRE, BUT BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK

>> No.54794151

i'm really glad that they got away with calling the podcast this because it is extremely funny to see the seething but i do have to wonder if ANYONE outside of the Stars circle would want to, much less be allowed to guest on it

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>> No.54794269

>>54793810
Yeah. I expected at least an update email or something. Well, I can wait. Was just being silly

>> No.54794368

>>54792408
Great job becoming a 2view anon! Keep it up and glad to hear that you've enjoyed the podcast

>> No.54794431

I don't have my half anniversary merch yet.
I don't have my leader merch yet.
I don't have my nowa merch yet.
I don't have my ohmonah merch yet.

I am suffering.

>> No.54794446

>>54794269
im guessing the ones who cheaped out aren't being prioritized

>> No.54794471

>>54794058
KEK

>> No.54794529

>>54794151
It was intentional. Altare hates women just as much as Kiara hates men. simple as.

>> No.54794568

They're not coming back
Vesper is gone....

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>>54794446
My Jew sorceries had a price...

>> No.54794950

>>54784422
Sisters gather everyone you can because Altare is going to get absolutely mogged.

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>>54794431
Hi suffering!

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>>54794151
>podcast named NTR
>the actual people getting NTR'd aren't the fans of female streamers, but the drama fags
Bravo leader

>> No.54795167

>>54795106
Vesties and Magmites got NTRed by Vanguard

>> No.54795234

>>54795106
retards act like they're getting NTR'd even when tempus isn't doing anything wrong or egging anyone on, so why not actually make fun of them

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>>54795106
In order to be NTR'd, you had to be in a relationship in the first place

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54795312

machipog
https://twitter.com/punpunwan_09/status/1686009300274061312

>> No.54795449

>>54792781
>starting voices
What does that even mean, I don't watch girls

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>>54795167
That's ok, all I gotta do is fuck the men who are fucking my wife (Magni) so my woman is my woman again

>> No.54795553

>>54795449
they're voice packs for debut. i think they're talking about the missing magnoir voice packs from the last drops

>> No.54795701

>>54793479
anon...
m 20 minutes in...
when do they show up...

>> No.54795842

>>54795521
I love this artist but damn the anatomy...

>> No.54795983

>>54795521
ugly

>> No.54796040

>>54795449
>i dont watch the girls
our boys have packs too?

>> No.54796388

>>54796040
Yes, look for yourself.

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54796522

I'm glad that the podcast is named that, because it's so fucking funny.
I'm not a collab beggar, I genuinely do not care if our boys collab with girls, I usually don't watch those anyway. I'm here for the boys only.
But I do want people who spread hate to lose their shit and suffer

>> No.54796553

>>54784535
He doesn't want Hakka to be even hornier for him than he already is

>> No.54796556
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54796556

Hmm, then what are those 2 unlisted videos then?

>> No.54796602

>>54796040
Yes, go buy them

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I just woke up and am about to go to a flight, how was the NTR?

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>>54794058
kek

>> No.54796688

>>54796556
Obviously the Vesper Magni ones he can't release now jesus christ do you need everything to be spelled out for you

>> No.54796708

>>54796641
It's a real good listen for a flight.

>> No.54796757

>>54795167
They can't be NTR'd from Magni and Vesper if those two already refused to do the podcast for over a year now

>> No.54796787

>>54796688
But he recorded next episode last night and vesper/magni are not back yet

>> No.54796806

>>54796641
They talked about farting at a funeral, gross food and their childhoods, which means it was peak and we can only get more peak from here on out

>> No.54796813

>>54796641
listen to it, you bitch

>> No.54796869

>>54787860
Pat and Woolie

>> No.54796920

Jwu, was listening to the podcast, kinda nice and has a nostalgic feeling to it
Then Axel mentioned Jeffrey and I spit my coffee KEK

>> No.54796931

>>54796869
Fuck you, I stopped listening to those insufferable retards two years ago and I don't them forced on me

>> No.54796998

>>54787860
Can't believe nobody believes Guterman Jeffrey will be there, seems obvious to me.

>> No.54797086

>>54796920
When does he mention Jeffrey? I'm still early into it

>> No.54797112

>>54790066
Japan is just that, Japan. Xenokuni looks more like old China if I'm being honest

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>>54786675
I liked Vesper 1.0. He wasn't handsome, but he was very cute and gorgeous to me

>> No.54797272

bleached
>flayon
>bettel
>axel
blacked
>vesper
>altare
riced
>hakka
>magni
>shinri

>> No.54797349

PLEASE GOD
WHEN THE FUCK IS VESPER COMING BACK

>> No.54797376

>>54797272
hakka was burritoed

>> No.54797393

>>54796556
Oh so is it Shinri, Axel and Hakka for the guests?
Shinri didn't mention recording anything like the other two but he was in VC until late at night

>> No.54797418

>>54797349
Anon, you need to accept what's coming...

>> No.54797521

reminder that magni said that if he didn't want to be here he wouldn't be here

>> No.54797523
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54797523

>>54797418
I AM COMING, INDEED

>> No.54797530

>>54797086
Around the 20min mark when he's talking about stuff he used to watch a long time ago. It's not THE Jeffrey but the mere mention of the name was enough to break me

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>>54797521

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>>54797521
Magni can't graduate, remember the tattoos? He swore he wouldn't and I trust him with my life

>> No.54797711

>>54797272
How does one blacken or rice their butthole?

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>>54797349
They will be both be back at the start of next week

>> No.54797765

>>54797711
anon...

>> No.54797781

I'm listening to the podcast and this is more or less my first time actually listening to Bettel and....I get it now. His total vibes of "too pathetic to survive", while describing fucking up cooking burgers, are really enticing

>> No.54797788

>>54797272
>blacked Vesper
ToT

>> No.54797806

>>54788340
It's the part where Axel is talking about watching western shows like Maury Povich and Jerry Springer, but he got the names wrong.

>> No.54797810

>>54797641
>magni got tattoos because he couldn't trust himself to not become a JAV actor

>> No.54797941

>>54797810
>Magni in a jav only able to say onakasuita and harahetta because those are the only jp phrases he knows

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>>54797521
Thanks for the reminder! I'm sure Maglord still wants to be here because I give him money all the time and he loves money!

>> No.54797980

Jesas, the Howtobasic reference

>> No.54798025

>>54797806
What if he's so much /here/ that the name is stuck in his head

>> No.54798129

>>54797530
at this point I'm scared to ask because I'd be perceived as a newfag but where is this whole jeffrey started from? I know his face but idgi what's his correlation with tempus

>> No.54798143

>>54797941
He'll learn ike, mesu-ike, chinpo and getsu-manko soon enough

>> No.54798178

>>54798129
Forced meme desu

>> No.54798182

Altare was literally raised by the internet. That makes SO much sense.

>> No.54798257

>>54797641
if magni graduates who will pay for their tattoo removal procedure

>> No.54798265

>>54798143 (me)
*ketsu-manko

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>>54797941
he will know what omako suita means and say it with full intent

>> No.54798357

Still now news on Magni/Vesper? Do you think now that holosummer and EN3 debut is over they'll finally say something about it? It's so weird that it's been so long.

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>>54797781
he's a clown in every aspect of his life, humiliating himself even when nobody's around to laugh at him. he's perfectly retarded

>> No.54798420

>>54794151
Possibly the usual girls that have collabed with Tempus but I don’t foresee it.

>> No.54798437

>>54798357
Probably after all of EN3 at least do their first stream

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>>54797781
You get it now. He's like a cat from a fancy breed, all picturesque but very sad and retarded.

>> No.54798511

>>54798129
>Nowa makes a twitter spaces
>Psychiatric named Jeffrey is listening
>Nowa ends his twitter spaces
>Jeffrey makes his own twitter spaces
>Talks about listening to Nowa talking about food and that he now wants to cease existing as a human being
Then things spiralled into other things

>> No.54798515

>>54787860
It would be better with just 3 people instead of 4. Bettel and Shinri were barely able to say anything most of the time, Altare also kept interrupting them and changing the subjects to fast. But for you question Hakka and Shinri would be nice while Hakka and Flayon would be too much.

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54798526

>>54798129
I wasn't around at the time but it seems he was just in one of Vesper's twitter spaces then left and opened his own twitter space where has said sound related

>> No.54798599

>>54798357
month after en3

>> No.54798644

>>54798511
I don't understand how Vesper's food autism can make a shrink go menhera and suicidal

>> No.54798669

>>54797941
Thanks to the chupado collab he also knows migi, hidari, ue and shita so he can guide whoever's fucking his ass to hit his prostate even if they're eigo dekinai!

>> No.54798700

>>54797941
You’re lying to yourself if you think he doesn’t know “kimochii ~”

>> No.54798783

>>54798357
August 19th at 7:43PM

>> No.54798840

>>54797349
Hopefully never

>> No.54798845

>>54798599
>forcing vesmites to wait another month
that's a little steep

>> No.54798877

>>54798644
It was when he was in Japan and wanted to eat specialty burgers on stream, ended up eating old, soggy and cold burgers from his hotel fridge, it was pretty gross all things considered.

>> No.54798965

>>54798515
I love the Altare, Hakka, Shinri combo so much. I hope there will be at least one episode with the three of them

>> No.54798977

>>54798877
The embodiment of Japan Arc.

>> No.54799067

I can't believe Magni and Vesper were suspended for sending dick picks to yagoo. During a stockholder meeting. It's not their fault his PC showing the presentation had discord notifications on!

>> No.54799343

Oyakodon with Vesper and Axel

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>> No.54799491

Remember when Axel and Vesper were planning some JP off collab with gunplas

>> No.54799540

>>54799343
galaxy brained anon right here

>> No.54799562

>>54798511
How did people discover Jeffrey's twitter space anyways

>> No.54799642

>>54798396
I love how fat Phantom is here

>> No.54799883

Axel talked a whole lot in the podcast, that surprised me. I like it because he has a very unique... world view.

>> No.54799968

>phantom is a raccoon (in sims)
>fuma is a raccoon
deepest lore

>> No.54799987

Altare wants to make hangover soup for the boys after they drink… how sweet…

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54800042

i love my dumbass oshi

>> No.54800100

>>54798178
>>54798511
>>54798526
(I'm the one who asked)
kek wtf it sounds unreal

>> No.54800263

you guys are doing your playlist reps right now, right?

>> No.54800324

>Shinri talked about Hawaiian food
My Hawaiian Shinri rrat is real

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good morning /mans/ i fell asleep with a doujin idea in mind and i jwu and i cant remember anything about it. pain.

>> No.54800470

>>54799477
is he ever sing kamippoi na on karaoke?

>> No.54800611

>Altare ate the same exact thing at Subway every day for 2+ years
He’s pretty good at hiding it but you just KNOW this dude is sick in the head.

>> No.54800705

FUCK MY MEDS! Where are they? How tf you pay for a model upgrade for the two and then not use them?

>> No.54800918

starting to think axel/bettel is better than axel/magni

>> No.54800992

>>54800918
IS THERE NOTHING HE WON'T TAKE FROM MAGNI??

>> No.54801165

>>54800918
Dingoose is funny because Axel gets a bit aggressive and Bettel can't deflect, but Kintama Bros is special because Axel is too oblivious to Magni's and his own feelings

>> No.54801199

>>54800918
bettel is magni's temporary replacement stay strong axmag sister

>> No.54801296

>>54800611
>He’s pretty good at hiding it
I don't feel we've been watching the same dude

>> No.54801759

>>54800918
Mid Magni?

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