/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54770507
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

I wasn't here for the guy who was looking for gay porn just to impress his fujo crush, thanks for bringing it up last thread, I'm giggling like crazy.

Been there.

i cannot be trusted to make a caption good night lovely mans anons

Anniversary news? Where? Hello?? Altare what is this schedule?

>>54770698
Good night anon. Make sure to rape Gavis Bettel as soon as possible.

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

He invites you to his home to tickle his balls for 7 hours straight... what would you do?

>>54770829
accept of course

>>54770584
Amen.
>>54770748
It's postponed with no announced date in sight so keep waiting.

>>54770829
I’d agree but then make an excuse to go politely greet his mom before going upstairs, ‘get distracted’ and just attend one of her patissier classes. Free cake for me and blueballs for aniki.

>>54770748
did altare say something about anniversary news?

Last bake, good night.
>>54770584
Amen.

>>54770664
>spoiler
You mean doing weird stuff to impress a crush on general, right? Not that exact thing? Because I will have to laugh even harder if there's more than one anon here that tried that

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1685943254208978944

>>54770664
It's funnier because he wasn't looking for gay porn to give to his crush, he was using it on himself to try to think like a fujo

It's been 3 weeks since the "hiatus" announcement dropped. Where tf are they

Terminate Noir Vesper

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>54771530
Hi newfag, this kinda things happens in HoloJP all the time they just dont announce it and disappear for months on end.

>>54770584
>>54770802
>>54771604
The Ritual is complete. The trifecta reunited once more, thread is cleansed.
With the trinity completed
This temple of /MANS/ is hearby be consecrated.
Go with peace, brothers and sisters.

She will NTR you, would you do it still, knowing that?

Germinate Noir Vesper

>>54771664
Amen

>>54770829
Is the other ball Magni? If so then yes.
t. definitely not Tickles I only thought to make that joke after I had written it out. I just want to fondle Magni.

>>54770584
Amen.
>>54771664
Amen.

>>54770829
If he really wants it..

>>54772101
Oh yeah, I wanted to kek at this when the thread died

MAGUNIIIIII COME BACK!!!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>54771732
Herminate hermanito

>>54772244
Hang in there Magmite..

>>54770584
Amen

>>54771230
They're too young for this shit

>>54772560
Shinri is a 30 year old boomer, he's pretty old

>>54772560
According to Vesper Altare lived through many hardships he may be as well an old man and Shinri is a 30 year old boomer

>>54772560
I dunno about that anon, i started when i was 16.

>>54770829
Only if I can tickle them with my tongue

>>54771230
No way in hell this conversation did not involve extensive shittalk about Magni and Vesper

at this point im going to say vespers actually dead so i can mentally start the grieving process and move on with my life

>>54772655
>>54772760
I'm nearly 40... at 30 you've just started living

>>54771190
No I meant that exact thing, but it was pre-Tempus pre-Holo so it's not like I had to mindbreak myself into cumming to my bros

>>54771230
Ah, they were up in the degen hours discord with the rest of VG.... and possibly Magni since he's a part of it too

I wonder if magni and nowa allowed to chat on discord with the boys at situation like this

>>54771230
i wanna show this to the anon that was theorizing how shinri and altare really hated each other lol unless they were in vc yelling cusses to each other the whole time

not enough jealous axel content for axmag, dude like imprinted on magni the second they met, and while he isnt much of one now, hes said he used to be a pretty jealous person so whats stopping him from going back to that. Starts little with just getting annoyed with how much attention leader shows magni and how the alchemist kinda thrills in it. is the attention axel gives not enough? he's beginning to smell more like leader too, which pisses him off even more. so one day 'randomly' axel's leaving touches on magni's hips, giving him bear hugs more often and rubbing his scent into magnis hair, and sticking closer whenever leader enters the room. begins to snap at random people on the street that stroll a little too close to mangi for his liking, or god forbid touch the man.
and fuck it hakka has some weird beast sense too with whatevers be got going on im gonna make that up right now, so he can smell axels scent all over magni. he knows whats up, and cause of that he starts antagonizing axel, by monopolizing magni, just to push him into finally staking claim on the alchemist cause he wont confront his real feelings otherwise.

>>54773267
nice

I miss Vesper Noir, the Resident Scholar of Guild Tempus and a member of Holostars English.

>>54773235
probably not on the official discord but noone can stop them from talking in other ones/on the phone/in person

>>54771679
absolutely

>>54771679
This fanart has the same vibe with nu-Lois Lane (it's really fuck able)

>>54773246
>shinri and altare really hated each other
kek where is that even come from

>>54773797
Just usually fandom stuff, if x doesnt interact with y much = they hate each other.

>>54773927
they interact a lot though

>>54773953
It could be something as mundane as. Have they done a 1 on 1 collab ?no? they hate each other. There isnt much logic to it.

>>54771664
Shalom

>>54773953
that's the funny part

>>54772760
>Tfw leader is the current incarnation of the *Hero, forced to live and die to save others, chained by fate as it's instrument to give salvation or destruction
Kino...

>>54773267
Axel hasn’t cared about Magni in like 6 months dude

>>54773953
Shinri doesn’t do much collabing outside of VG on his own channel, so the ‘HQ member hates/doesn’t get along with Shinri’ rrats start up every so often. I remember someone trying to push Axel hates Shinri a while back. Its obvious that he socialises with them plenty offline.

>>54774360
It's just especially baseless with Altare. Shinri shows up to Altare's streams unannounced a lot, he's guerilla collabed/hopconned with him more than most and Altare's showed up in some of his MC streams.

https://youtu.be/j7m3E3_9ydA

>>54774360
i don’t think he hates anyone, but you can count the amount of times he’s talked to magni/vesper/axel one on one onscreen on one hand, kek. if anything altare is the only one he’s talked to with regularity

>First episode of NTR
>Guests are Nowa and Maguni
Imagine…

>>54775196
SURPRISE BITCHES

>>54775275
cute

>>54775266
it's not gonna happen but imagine it's the ai version of their voice and altare is basically trying to talk to two chat gpt version of magni and vesper. will be funny to watch

>>54775562
that would be as funny as vesper's birthday bit, as in, not at all.

>>54774191
I'd like to apply for a loan

>>54773267
I appreciate axmag sisters for providing cute fanfics

>>54775643
if they are still fine and streaming it will be. now it will just be sad

>>54772965
The best plan.

has any magmite/vestie received their ohmonah order yet?

>>54775275
why is altare have ear piercing

orgy with guild tempus

>>54775989
Yeah but I bought all of the boys'

>>54776006
amen

>>54776042
what did you all order? and could you post pictures of ves/mags stuff? im waiting impatiently for my cross body bags

Did altare say something about vesper appearing at the radio?

NTR podcast in 1 hour!
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1685968731199995904

>>54775997
altare literally has a pierced ear irl

>>54775989
my nowa keychain shirt and jacket are arriving today (or tomorrow if my local post office gets lazy again)

>>54776241
temper your expectations

>>54776126
All of the solo shirts and hoodies. Didn't get anything else.
Ngl I'm an opsec paranoid and also at work so no pics for now.
I'll say that I really like the shirt quality but the hoodies feel kinda cheap but not so cheap that I regret getting them

>>54776147
And risk being banned too? Yeah he said vesper can get fucked

>>54776263
is this some doxx shit info or he talked about it on stream?

>>54776457
>hoodies feel kinda cheap
thanks, im kinda glad i skipped them then. i like styling with a jacket and graphic tee more

Altare is a pikachu

I just woke up.
Damn, not yet?

where does one see the podcast?

>>54776522
nta but on stream, very early one

>>54776855
You don't see the podcast, you listen to it

>>54776928
where does one 'listen' to the podcast?

>>54776766
proof?

>>54776928
I wonder if he will talk about the weather.

>>54776522
he talked about it onstream ages ago. he also talked about his ideal comfycasual outfit: an oversized sweater, black skinny jeans, nikes, a watch, a necklace, and a dangly earring

>>54776987
>picrel
Or spotify I think

So realistically how will Altare tackle the EP problem considering his new cover alone already cost 3k

>>54777170
or2

>National Tempus Radio starts
>Altare introduces the guests
>Axel, then Magni, then Vesper
>While this is happening, Vesper and Magni tweet for the first time in 3 weeks
>It's a shill tweet to watch the podcast
>Magni types in the chat, Vesper also types in 5 mins later
>Everyone watches and enjoys themselves
>Podcast ends with an announcement for the 1 year anniversary stream

>>54777435
i believ e

>>54777384
You

>>54777435
Does it feel good? Being on substances?

>>54777384
Selling his body

>>54777435
I would McFrickin lose my mind from the BIG COMEBACK

>>54777740
ToT

>>54777435
Uuuueueuee I believe

I've learned to develop an appreciation of this version after not listennig to it for a while. It's great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5FLCKPsQw

>>54777435
delusional.

>>54773267
Nice

>>54777170
Or wherever I get my podcast, right? I don't use Spotify...

Sorry for the newfag questions but its there a website/app to keep track of all the scheduled streams from boys? I'm from a different time zone than the ones they usually list, so those numbers tell me nothing. I tried HoloStats and either it's a mess that doesn't work properly for me or there's nothing scheduled except free chats

>>54778352
Read the OP

Spotify is banned in my country..

>>54778352
look at the OP dude...

>>54778254
Looks like it's just youtube and spotify for now
https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1685828674052845569

>>54778368
Ok, I'm a fucking idiot. Thank you

>>54778352
>Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
tempus only though not included starsJP

>>54778420
Logo ooks like it was made in MS Paint kek

still nothing on magnoir?

>>54778124
I like it too, I think he just went a bit too high at a few points.

>>54778352
Don't bother fellow EU bro, just watch the VODs

>>54778495

>>54778534
NTA, but at least Altare's »morning« streams are at a solid time if you work from home. Same for Shinri when he goes nuts and keeps streaming for 8 hours.

>>54778420
i still don't get why a 21-year-old no-life streamer needs a podcast

is there any waiting/chat room or something for altare's podcast

>>54778420
>>54770507
>>54776241
NTR as an acronym for the THE Tempus Podcast is genuinely fucking hilarious, I love leader.

>>54778652
Trash taste larping. Its his favorite podcast.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>54778678
It's probably just going to phase into existence in the podcasts tab. You could probably chat in the schedule frame.

>>54778652
Everyone and their dog has a podcast nowadays

>magni and vesper suspended
>everyone starts releasing projects and more collaborations
tempus is healing

>>54778652
why can't he? he's good at talking and finding topic

>>54778637
I watch Altare simply bc of that sometimes, but I wish my oshis would stream at a better EU time. Flayon kind of did at the begging, but he doesn't anymore

>>54777435
Nigga what are you smoking

>>54778702
oh i've seen their clips on yt reels a few times. not that i was expecting anything but i guess it's gonna suck then

Am I the only one that thinks that new Vesper 2.0 looks like the human version of Sajin Komamura from Bleach TYBW?

Anons are so passive agressive today.

>>54771230
Shintare real

>backread threads
>anon actually made the Shattered Wings nightcore remix
If Hakka doesn't actually do the DMCA stream, I will be forced to anti

Altare could make the entire podcast just him doing Pokemon impressions and I would still give it a listen every Monday and tell him I loved it

>>54778921
i see it. wish he looked like the dog version tho

>>54778925
>today
how did it take you this long to notice?

where is it

IT’S TIME

>>54778995
idk, some threads were pretty chill 10 hours ago

DROPPING NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4pTrNjx2Ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4pTrNjx2Ao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4pTrNjx2Ao

Go to the podcasts tab

It's just a still image?

altare, axel, bettel, shinri. nice.

>>54778702
>mentions it like, once
>ALTARE LOVES TRASH TASTE IT’S HIS FAVORITE PODCAST HE’S PRETENDING TO BE ON IT
You know he’s talked about listening to other podcasts before right?

>>54779077
LET'S GO!

>It's literally just a Zatsu but they don't read chat or get supers
I'm down, no idea why they are making it its own thing or why it was in production hell for so long, but I'm down.

>No Magni
>No Vesper
welp, guess I'll see you guys on Wednesday

>>54779129
He literally hired the trash taste editor

>>54779116
It's a podcast anon.

>>54778928
Shintare should have live sex on the podcast

Is it live? I wish we had their models on screen :(

i miss nowa

Thumbnail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRlqB7T3x18

>Opens with league of legends

Actual podcast link?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRlqB7T3x18

PODCAST ON THE TELLY?
https://youtu.be/BRlqB7T3x18
https://youtu.be/BRlqB7T3x18
https://youtu.be/BRlqB7T3x18

I finished listening to the podcast using the power of AI transcription and summarisation, they raped flayon at 1 hour 20, look forward to it guys

>>54779229
>>54779232
This is the laziest thing I've ever seen.

>>54779162
that's what I was saying at least 6 months ago
I never understood what altare was planning all this time, it's just a mp3 recording of the boys talking

>>54777435
>>54779221
its Over

>>54779207
it's pre-recorded

>>54779184
I thought at least it would use their L2D since it takes so long just to release an episode

>>54779207
It's a podcast bro?

>>54779303
Do you know what a podcast is

>2 unavailable videos are hidden

>>54779271
I think the original plan was something like a radio show with all that pizzaz. I think he learned that he should just release it

>>54779251
I wish

>>54779162
It was probably in production hell, bc the management would not budge on an stream that doesn't pay for itself with donos disabled

???????

>>54779282
As it should be

>>54779334
>>54779306
Lots of high quality podcasts have actual video.

woah a fancy tune and everything

>>54779361
Yeah but what's the point for Vtubers? At least until they get 3d

>>54777435
I can't imagine the inconsolable despair you have now.

>>54779339
Good to know that he has a bunch of episodes prerecorded already at least

>>54779273
>>54779358
Maybe not. I shall cling on to this hope

>>54779361
It's what he originally planned for, but we know what happened.

>Axel's there
DINGO LOVE

>manscape
Kek

>>54778702
>Trash Taste
I dislike it as a podcast because it prioritises being a talk show with visual media. I hope leader has listened to other podcast where they make use show notes for more than just social media and sponsorship dumps.

>>54777435
lol

>>54779456
It just sounds like a shitty discord so far.

>>54779339
What about it? this is probably kinda old and got a bunch of episodes ready in advance

It has some Trash Taste vibes into it

>>54779361
That’s what MANA supposed to be. Unfortunately, that podcast doesn’t exist

>>54779403
It's cute when you can see their reactions

He definitely slights vesper at the start

>>54778702
Isn't it yogscast?

Bros, i feel a rising urge to type in the non-existent chat kek

>bettel listens to welcome to night vale

>>54779514
Why are you on about? This actually feels like bros just talking with each other, not a British faggots being holier-than-thou.

>>54779573
there's a comment section

>>54779594
is that the shitty series popular on tumblr

>>54779361
there are many podcast formats for which a live video of participants talking would not work. See Radiolab where they research a topic and string together different interviews and expositions. It's highly edited to keep the pacing.

>altare comes up with amazing topics and is a great speaker
>asks everyone how their day was
This podcast is going to blow up.

>>54779456
He mentioned he listened to many other podcasts

I thought Nightvale was basically just a Tumblr thing and not popular outside it, lowkey surprised Bettel and Shinri like it

>>54779706
>>54779175

This is the time when cultare needs dedicated timestamper, like that firestorm guy

What if we watched the next one in cytube on release? Feels kind of weird being unable to chat at all

>>54779634
Hey, the first 30 or so episodes are good before it devolves into Cecile's gay romance drama

>>54779741
I wanna do that. Hell, we can do it right now.

>>54779634
Yes, but its not shitty, it's genuinely very funny. Sometimes tumblrites like good things actually

>the podcast will be released every monday morning
thank fucking god, Monday is a dead day for Tempus

>>54778652
He's talked about this a lot. It's just an easy format for people listen to on the way to work, etc. when they can't look at the screen while listening. Plus there's potential to attract some other fans that don't watch vtubers.

>ship that sunk
YAB

>>54779727
cultare has a team

>>54779725
https://youtu.be/exnGfV_ErSw?t=3103

>>54779624
>start with random clips
>then audio intro
I'm avid listener so I'm kinda ingrained with TT opening formula

>altare, axel, bettel, shinri
the “we wanted magni and vesper” squad

>" People will come back to this and be like, 'Aw man, remember when this was shit?' "
Kek the self awareness, i like it

This is unironically reminding me of creaturetalk bros...

>>54778978
Based and same.

>>54779845
an avid listener to one podcast? because this is done a lot.

>>54779862

So when are we getting the Jeffery and Joe Rogan DMT episode?

>>54779862
all I wanted was axel so I'm eating

>>54779845
Doesn't every podcast work like this?
>>54779777
I don't know if the anon with access to the cytube is here though.

>>54779845
This is just a trope in a lot of media, not podcast specific

>JP breaking bad
Sounds like it'll be cringekino

>>54779862
Bettel and Shinri are a given, I am surprised that Axel was here, so I am happy.

yeah we need a cytube next time for sure.

>title is about food
>intro is about league
oh god I hope they will talk about something interesting eventually

>>54779901
The only other podcasts I listened were only Psychology in Seattle and Abroad in Japan. So yeah small sample size I guess

>>54779963
do axelolts even like vesper/magni

>>54780059
yeah I like all the boys

>exposing that college is a scam
Oh shit the jews are gonna "accident" them

>>54780049
Well if Tempus wants to do a psychology podcast then they should already know who to call

>>54780059
Yes?

you guys are way too parasocial to this thread. you're doing a watch party on a fucking pre-recorded video.

>>54780059
yes

>Axel hasn't shaved anything other than his face
Hairy dingo...

>>54780125
He has been hyping this up for over a year now

I wouldn't call nightvale a podcast

>>54780125
better than a dead thread stfu

Well anons, is wanting to voice act the "wanting to be a youtuber" in Japan?

>>54780085
Not on my watch. My oshi has alchemical solutions to the Jewish question

>>54780125
>to this thread
true but also I just want to talk about it in tandem with other people. I'm bad at watching vods because I keep pausing them to do something else otherwise

>>54780125
>talking about the topic of the thread is parasocial
Ok niggerfaggot

>>54780059
yes

>POV shaving myself ASMR

>>54780125
/mans/ is sailing the same boat

>>54780125
there's no one on tempus streaming rn so why not

>>54780085
College isn't a scam if you genuinely are there to learn and make connections. But doing it just to get a paper and be guaranteed a cushy job... yeah, that's not true anymore. Learn a trade if you want that

>>54779862
Speak for yourself, this is an A+ line-up for me.

>How was your day?
>Have you watched Pokemon
>Do you remember the SS Anne episode?

>banana peeling any%
kek

Would you watch a fruit peeling speedrun?

these guys are so dumb KEK

>>54780083

What did they say exactly?

>>54780125
You've never heard of liveposting?

Wtf Shinri has to be on call constantly? He an EMT or something?

>>54780151
He did send rpr that photo of his hairy legs...

Jeffery is real,,

>axel was 13 when he was watching gta 4 clips

i dont usually care for tempus but NTR is a joke that he shouldve thought about twice. The title itself is disrespectful toward every girl that considers being part of this. So much for a supposed ally of trans people. Such an ally that jokes about rape are okay for him. But that's usually the case for these people. Only moral high ground and no real values.

>Axel still watch Infographic Shows as 'serious' documentary
Kék

>>54780351
Apple peeling in one go sounds interesting

JEFFREY MENTION KEK

>Altare tricks the boys into talking about pokemon
Sasuga, leader

>>54780428
shut the fuck up snowflake

JEFFREY IS CANON WHAT THE HELL!

>>54780428
Everyone is equal in the rape van!

post the timestamp you're currently in here. my timestamp is at 17:09

>POV of shaving myself with Manscape

AND HERE WE GO
AGAIN AND AGAIN
AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

>>54780428
huh?

>>54780428
Altare only sided with trans people because he didnt want more hate "as a guy who has got so much hate in his life..." says it all

21:20

CREATURES MENTION UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
NOVA AND ALEX MENTION I'M LITERALLY CRYING RN FR FR

>>54780499
6:23 bro

>>54780499
20:40

>>54780486
HE'S FUCKING /HERE/ AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>54780428
>blah blah blah trans trans trans
Opinion discarded.

don't bite bait you fool

LEADER IS TRAUMADUMPING

>>54780428
You do know that any gender can get ntred right? It's just a play on words. This is a nonissue

>>54780499
6:25 but I'm listening at 1.25 to hopefully catch up.

>>54780428
>Names it ntr so women won't join
holy fucking based...

Beginning to Pokémon Mention Any% Speedrun

Of course Bettel would love Night Vale. That spook loving goth fuck

>>54780499
18:19

>>54780499
24:45

>>54780499
25:26

I don't trust Leader to cook

>>54780499
09:39 :(

>Axel talking about a psychiatrist named Jeffery
Hi Axel, I know your /here/.

i feel the podcast format kinda works for Axel better than expected, he can communicate better than being in a group stream were he is having troubles keeping up with the conversations

>>54780587
shinri is in the podcast so kois are biting the bait

>>54780499
14:13

Do fish drown in air?

>>54780691
Well kinda, he's still lagging a bit behind. Altare asked the boys' what they did for the day and he talks about if he's ever listened to podcasts

>>54780690(Me)
Fuck. Wrong image. You saw nothing.

>>54780676
He's not a bad cook compared to Axel, Bettel or Magni.

>>54780476
this has nothing to do with snowflakes.
>>54780517
I doubt it considering he called this show what it is, knowing the implication. Either you are full of shit or Altare loves to hurt himself.
>>54780507
>>54780594
This isnt the point, the point is that this supposed ally of women and trans people thinks rape jokes are funny enough to be used as corporate shows, exposing that the values he tried to portray mean nothing to him. This is what fucks me up about supposed allies, they always come out as hypocrites
>>54780585
trans trans is what Altare said, not me. He brought it up and now its clear to see his values mean nothing and it was all moral authority shit.

So far Altare has been the least interesting person in the podcast 20 minutes in.

>>54780691
overclocked single core

>>54780690
he was always /here/

>>54780690
If Axel is here then it's also probable he's one of the doomposters ToT

>>54780608
He said he mainly wanted to do episodes with the tempus boys but that maybe he will invite other people in the future. I won't be surprised if he invites someone like GirlDM but man, the shit show that is going to be if one of the EN girls appear in this. I think Altare knows better by now though.

>>54780691
Yeah, he can't split his focus that well during gaming streams, but when he only has one thing to focus on like this he keeps up better.

>>54780794
>if

>>54780690
What the fuck are you looking at

>>54780691
agree axel always more focused on game he's playing, podcast is surprisingly good for him

>>54780690
>>54780767
KEK

>>54780794
>If
kek

>>54780691
>>54780844
Its Altares podcast stop making it about Axel.

>drowing a fish
Well, overdosing on oxygen is bad

>>54780810
if Altare knew better he'd not give a damn

>>54780776
Shut up nigger rape is great

>>54780810
Kek you think leader wants to invite an en girl? After all the hate he got?

>>54780776
Idk if you're a catalogretard or just need meds.

cant wait to get home and listen to the NTR podcast featuring my oshi nowa

>>54780794
Axel is the Shitxelotl.

>>54780872
? axel is there it's fine to talk about him as well. we all know it's altare's podcast

>>54780428
What does tranny stuff have to do with anything? What do you mean, retard

do people drown in space?

Tfw I wanted medium but all I knew was medium rare and well done

>>54780969
it's bait bro, there's a lot right now

damn the bait is on fire today

>>54780966
I believe this RRAT

>>54780872
why are altareyumes such bitches

>>54780872
Altare loves Axel and would be happy to see people praising him.

>>54780776
NTR doesn't mean rape retard, holy fuck man go touch grass and quit wanking it to porn.

The sooner you know no one TRULY likes a group that constantly whines for validation and expects everyone to bend to every one of their whims, the sooner you can be at peace and find the discount rope section at the hardware store. :)

hey axel i got some rare steaks here for ya. you just gotta butcher it yourself please with your bare hands im begging you

DON'T BITE BAIT, IGNORE THEM.
DON'T BITE BAIT, IGNORE THEM.
DON'T BITE BAIT, IGNORE THEM.
DON'T BITE BAIT, IGNORE THEM.

>>54780900
Everyone's fine as long as they're not a holo. Well I guess ID gets a pass

Shinri talking about Bachelors becoming the baseline is real. I'm doing my Master's against my will right now because of it.

Any steak below medium is shit

>>54781075
Shame he doesn't wanna cover strange

>>54780933
haha... yeah...

It's a bit of a stiff first episode but I can see it becoming very comfy and peak Boys on VC At 4AM by the 3rd or 4th episode once Altare and the rest get more accustomed to things

I like my steak well done cry about it

>>54780085

which one said that? Can’t watch this because spotty ass service

>>54780766
I trust Magni and Axel over Altare. They at least eat their own cooking at times

I like korean bbq well done, it's crispy

>>54781159
Shut up Flayon

i hope flay will never appear as a ntr guest

>>54781159
Shut the fuck up Altare

I am a rare steak lover

>>54781187
the americans

>>54781062
>emoji
I fully support your anti-trans rhetoric but posting an emoji here unironically should be a crime worthy of lynching

>>54781012
The podcast is called NTR, there was even a thread about it on catalog. Of course we are having a lot of catalogfags tourists right now trying to stir up shit, especially how sensitive they are with the topic.

>>54781159
Yeah. I don't even like steak

>>54780887
go superchat that if you think you are such a great tempus fan
>>54780917
Which of what I said is false?
Altare did talk about how being an Ally is important right?
Yet in spite of this he calls his show NTR, knowing what these three letters mean. This simply means his previous show of morals is simply a lie and he just wants to show moral authority over others while doing nothing of the sort himself.
>>54781052
There are a lot of NTRs, some of which include rape.
>>54781085
>anything negative is bait
worse pussies than the female counterparts. My point is simply that Altare names this show something that can clearly be disrespectful towards potential guests outside of tempus, while at the same time claiming moral high ground for being an ally.

Altare should try Comedy Bang Bang podcast. Guests / hosts role play while they do an interview.

>>54781248
It's as if the podcast name was meant to be a joke

>>54781187
Listen to podcast

>>54781296
Better to not reply. They're most probably from catalog.

I bet that's PJ

TARTAR! WHEN WILL WE HEAR ABOUT GUILD TEMPUS'S FINAL SOLUTION TO THE SEANIGGER QUESTION?

so tell me again why Magni couldnt be here? too busy twerking like a whore at truck stops to support his niggas?

KEK jesas I love them

>>54781296
I dont deny that.
Regardless of it being a joke, it can still be disrespectful towards potential guests. He does this while claiming that respect toward each other is important. Do you see the contradiction and hypocrisy that i am bothered by?

>didn't clean the hotpot for 3 months
Jesas

>>54781365
Yes.

>>54781365
>Magni
>Supporting niggas

>>54781390
Just keep being bothered, chu

>>54781349
Sadly people aren't that smart here sometimes to know that. People are known to bite bait a lot after all.

>disgusting rotten food talk
Home...

>>54781429

>>54781390
don't care if bait
WHO would care about it besides low life unicorns or GFE vtubers who wouldn't collab with males anyway? who the fuck gives a shit

This is just their apex streams with the game muted.

I just don't really see the point of this. I don't know why this has to be a podcast instead of a zatsu. I was confused a year ago, I still am. I dunno, I guess I just don't get it

>>54781413
Yes

>Bloop mentioned
AXEL, NOOOOO

>>54781467
What happens if I click dont?

holy kek

>>54781429

>>54781390
Then don't watch it? Also if potential guests are bothered by the name then they can simply not participate. And if you say that this doesn't make him an ally then whatever. Your whining is incessant.

>>54781450
/MANS/ never learn

"I love the pain, it just hurts so good."
Shinri...

Axel used to watch Steve Wilkos? Oh man, I used to love watching ghetto trash on Jerry Springer. So many white niggers on that shit

>>54780776
>"concerned" about women
>brings up men
>doesn't know what words mean
every time

>>54781510
>>54781495
>54781337
I got bored already.

>>54781202
Why

>>54781515
>only he remembers the OG nigga

>>54781510
he wants to try something new I guess

>>54781495
Aka… exactly what I wanted. Thanks Altare!

>>54781413
He does though

Kek retards

>>54781626
Yea, with his slutty bussy

>dingo watched braindead content

>>54781665
ToT

>>54781510
For some reason, some people do prefer podcasts over zatsus. Maybe they're seeing something we're not seeing?

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Tomorrow the big vesmond return

>League players are unironically messy slobs
holy shit...

>>54781365
>Magni
>Supporting black people

Girls scout cookies are homemade, right?

Beeg catfish...I wish I could eat some breaded catfish rn

Survivalist youtube is best youtube, these are my boys.

>>54781742
But Vesper...

>>54781733
It was never a meme

>>54781710
I mean, it’s essentially a group zatsu. The point is that they’re not going to sit down to do a weekly group zatsu but making it its own Thing legitimizes it.

>two hidden vods
oh?
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL7agSuf8vgfX6o_kED1THz_4uyGHJByDn

>>54781413
>>54781742
>ESL's automatically think niggas means black people

>>54781758
Is McDonald's homemade?

>>54781806
No negritos

>>54781718
dyrbi

>>54781710
They can schedule and record it whenever they want without having to think about the audience in the moment.

>>54781779
all of them except Bettel Kek

Altare will make hangover cure soup for the boys after they get drunk without him. Cute.

>>54781718
I'm all out of hopium

>>54781788
were they also diabetic fatasses? fuck me...

>>54781438
It will pass, I'm sure but his supposed stance on thing X while doing something that is against X. The fakeness of it just annoys me.
>>54781480
In general, nobody gives a shit. Even I dont care what he calls the show nor am I offended by the joke. What bothers me personally, is the said hypocrisy of claiming that wizard game is disrespectful while having a show title that can also be viewed as such. This behavior is what i come to expect of supposed allies that dont really mean what they preach and that sort of person is a fucking fake faggot, to make it clear.
>>54781541
im not concerned about women. You cannot read. There is no concern. Simply an observation that Altare wants to claim moral high ground while not playing by the rules he expects of others.

Imagine not understanding jokes

>>54781584
he's annoying
he will make weird comments that make others uncomfortable or make the rest go silent for a sec
he will ramble about some shit no one can relate to
he will cut others off
he will scream or talk really loud at some points

>>54781742
>>54781413
Idk whose streams you watched, but that wasn't Magni

I am going to force Bettel to cook a decent meal

>>54781897
Stereotypes are based on reality, I'd say half are fatasses and the other half are barely eating skeletons

>>54770507
Magni and Vesper must really hate Altare's project, huh?

https://files.catbox.moe/50mpg5.jpg