/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54727975
more homos

>>54727975
People who can appeal to a British audience. I know you hate British people, but we have lots of money.

Close the circle YAGOO. Fulfill the oath.

You saved them. You owe us nothing.

>>54727975
Give Ci the gen 0 treatment please.

>>54727975
Pippa. Fulfil your destiny

>>54727975
>hololive is the smash bros of vtubing complete with rosterfaggotry
Epic

>>54727975
Tempus 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

>Who do you guys want next?
You to stop trying to turn HoloEN in Nijisanji.
You imbecile. You fucking moron.

>>54727975
A hag with a voice of a hag and not trying to sound like five year olds

>>54729053
Don't worry anon, when I debut as a homo I will appeal to you with my chavvy northern accent

YAGOAT

Vespi and Magman back please

>>54727975
get the english VA for Sono Bisque Doll to transfer to Hololive.
I NEED a three way ASMR session with Nerisa, Kronii and Monarch

>>54727975
That'll do, Yagoo. That'll do.

If possible, Suntory Nomu

>>54729053
Brummie homos inc, you WILL enjoy the FIFA streams and you WILL smoke B&H Superkings with devvo, your new homostars husbando

>>54738767
>Mori 2.0
say sike

Lulu
Kizuna Ai
Mirai Akari

Clio Aite
She would suck in hololive but give me my strategy autist vtuber PLEASE YAGOO

>>54729114
>yfw all of them are in

kson, mikeneko

Aqua gamer but english. Still have to watch s1mple and gorgc for my gamer fix.

Lulu and Otigibara

Please someohow get them, it would be fathomably based.

>>54729584
>plapkin plappa from plap cumnect being saved
She's too far gone.

>>54729053
dont worry anon. Eira will get in one day

>>54727975
Rosemi, Nina, Pomu, Selen, Maria.

>>54727975
Do literally whatever you want, I'll just wait and sit like a good dog and never question nor doubt you ever again.
I'm even considering returning to the unity realm and supporting your fai- I mean, boys if the time allows if you continue bringing me girls of this quality.

>>54727975
Bring back Sio I miss her fat ass

>>54729053
Y'all should use that money to buy seasoning and proper dental hygiene

>>54729053
>People who can appeal to a British audience
Vei and Froot are what you deserve.

>>54727975
Pomu, Rosemi, Selen.
loving a company was your fatal mistake, you 3.

>>54745600
If you want a good start go with Oga.

>>54727975
Disband Tempus, they're just a waste of money and resources.

>>54746227
Fine.

>>54729584
Not everyone deserves salvation.

>>54729364
Make Holoinvaders with Ci, Amahane Miran, and Noworld

>>54729364
I need her.

>>54727975
save Rosemi please

Nanahira for JP7

>>54727975
forsen

>>54727975
yagoo-sama... i miss misopita...

>>54727975
TOTAL
HOMO
TERMINATION

>>54747175
no por dios

>>54727975
>>54729348
>>54740357
>>54697796
>>54729509
>>54740940
>VTube Threads died for this ugly sack of shit 3DPD manwhore
You homobastards don't care about Cover's women. You only want to suck this bastard CEO shithead's tiny cock

>>54747803

>>54729114
It would make sense. Siro saved Sora. It would only be fitting if Sora's true senpai officially joined Holo.

>>54727975
I want more 150+ IQ girls like Fuwawa and Mococo. Maybe the next target can be Amiya Aranha, though she hasn't graduated.

>>54729114
>>54743398
>>54743183
>>54744797
>>54750014
The decision to join hololive is on their hands, not yagoo's.
Seriously, if any of them decide to make audition form, cover will immediately accept them and commission an avatar specially created for them.

>>54727975
Do no save any niji, vshojo or phase connect members. Thank you yagoo.

>>54727975
Tempiss 3 and 4 please

>>54727975
Homo JP shota twins

>>54727975
Yagoo-san, I beg you, a yuro onegai

>>54749482
Fucking Twitter homo

>>54753368

>>54729584
Literally the worst choice. She couldn't survive based on her personality alone. She can't be around people she respects highly and will think literally every hates her the entire time. She'll get hardcore imposter syndrome and kill herself.

>>54727975
one of my 2 view friend, so I can brag about being friend with one of hololive.

>>54727975
someone actually good instead of basically a reddit meme of a pair of vtubers that people pretend to give a fuck about despite literally never watching them.

>>54727975

>>54729114
Hololive already has a better version of her

>>54729584
>Toothless
>smelly
>Autistic as hell
>Obsessed with Hololive
>Creative streams
>Untalented but she does her best
>Funny (sometimes intentionally)
She's literally perfect bro. I would kill to have her in Hololive.

>>54728900
FPWP

>>54727975
Save Lulu onegai

>>54757686
>Plappa ate a spider on stream
>Shiori mentioned she will eat bugs on stream if she loses at Geoguessr
Plappa would be a good Holo if her personality wasn't all about memes and edginess but we already have Shiori for the globalist WEF bug eating propaganda.

>>54727975
Kiki Leglock.
It's time for more meat toilets. Cali and Kronii don't cut it any more

>>54727975
YAGOO, I kneel.
Please poach Pomu

Please poach Rosemi-sama. Just fucking do it, dude, please

Convince Stack to become a chuuba

>>54727975
>Pippa
>Filian
>JOE BIDEN
>Mel Nekomata

>>54727975
Sayu please, for maximum justice and NIJISEETHE

>>54727975
Save her from the Sony Ojisans

>>54728900
Ok, but only when they reach 1 million subs

>>54727975
An entire gen of cunny.
Glory be to lolilive.

>>54743398
Unironically I dreamt that Kizuna joined Hololive the other day. Same name and design. In fact they invented a whole new brand "Hololive Presents" exclusively to accommodate pre-existing talent.

>>54727975
Also, please save Peo

>>54762853
>In fact they invented a whole new brand "Hololive Presents" exclusively to accommodate pre-existing talen
Would be kino ngl

>>54729053
Listen up Yagoo, if you do this you will instantly lose the equivalent of the entire population of Shitain in 2 SECONDS.

>>54763013
Peo is doing fine with her discord groomers.

>>54763379
Those are who I worry the most about, though.

>>54757003
YAGOO HIRE THIS GIRL

>>54727975
Suisei Karaoke

>>54727975

>>54727975
An AI streamer for EN4

>>54764009
>dead air between every exchange
no

>>54727975
Moemi

>>54727975

a mix of kaela and kobo for ID4

>>54727975
Hoshino Nemuri

>>54727975
Wave of every salvageable Niji who can bolster areas HoloEN is weak in.
Nina, Pomu, Selen, Scarle

>>54762853
Honestly, they should try that again. Project Sakura Miko was a disaster at first but you can't never be so sure especially now that they're big enough to do anything

I'm indogs and I need ID4 all of the other branches already 2 digit members while ID only has 9

>>54727975
Fucking nothing. I kneel. Best EN gen by far.

>>54727975
i dare you YAGOO
I DOUBLE DARE YOU

>>54727975
Yagoo... please save pomu before it's too late...

>>54746036
I'd literally rather die.

>>54747396
The best post in this thread.

>>54727975
Active conquest of Americas or moving to Europe
Preferably both really, I want to see holos in western stores

>>54727975
Yagoo, save Western animation please, onegai. You have m0moki, aka Caitlyn Myers, and your talent can afford decent animation. The animation world needs to be saved from the dreck of kiddy animation, Disney, capeshit, calarts style smiles, SJWs, and 10 seasons of who gives a fuck adult comedy. Makoto Shinkai could not do it, and you may be our last hope.

>>54727975
Please save Nina Kosaka, Yagoo. Please.

>>54745874
>Seasoning
Invents curry as you know it
>Proper dental hygiene
Doesn't rub bleach on teeth

>>54727975
Some actual talent would be nice

>>54729364
this unironically

>>54746036
don't come to /eien/, we got a bitish and 3 philopinos

>>54727975
That one 2view I keep up with, literally just because she's a sad little wet dog and I want her to get a break.

>>54764658
a male collabing holo that tells unicorn to gsh?

>>54727975
Invaders that are holo material, please. Like Ci

Redditor genocide.

>>54727975
Holo Es, Holo Kr or Holo Fr.

MAKE IT HAPPEN

>>54728900
FPBP

towa

>>54745874
wypipo dont season dey food ese

>>54763735
is that she that nijien girl, Kotoka or Kotoha something like that?

>>54728900
nigger

>>54729114
Fulfill the promise, pay the blood price yagoo.

>>54738767
>get the english VA for Sono Bisque Doll to transfer to Hololive.
That cunt was one of the people demanding vaccine passports be required to get into Anime Expo 2022. Fuck her. May her career fall to shit and may she be forced to suck homo cock for crack money.
https://youtu.be/Pp1Iz2fGm3o

>>54727975
Italian loli

>>54728900
yes this

>>54745600
You have low standards

>>54727975
I want an Azukia Arai vtuber.

>>54727975
Komachi Panko, Amiya Aranha, Shiki Miyoshino, Miori Celesta

hire the JP OGs, specifically Sora's senpais

>>54794947
is this the perfect gen?

>>54727975
Im a 28 year old dude without any streamer/content creator background but i know how to work OBS, edit videos and ramble on about whatever for hours. Do i have a chance for a piece of that dream?

>>54789380
>watches rev
truely a retard.

>>54727975
Girls branches moving forward. I don't care if you have to hire some bum fuck afrikaan chuubas down the line but no more homos. They're a net loss.

>>54729053
I honestly have no idea what the bong audience wants

>>54727975
EU streams, you fucking rice picker

My wife is adorable and talented and friends with Nerissa
https://youtu.be/e-CD_kNgKpQ
I want her to shine

>>54796780
Yes, Cover will be needing a Vesper replacement soon.

>>54796780
how's your jp reps?

>>54764658
>a mix of kaela and kobo for ID4
That's Bijou. EN Kobo that's a true gamer.
>>54746926
>forsen
He doesn't know
>>54757686
She's worth the risk
>>54762116
>JOE BIDEN
Often forgets himself and starts molesting publicly. He can't resist. Will add kino content. Loli's beware. But have to be quick. Heart attack can happen on his next 'trip', if an another aneurysm doesn't happen first.

>>54727975
nina kosaka

>>54727975
Tempus full branch graduation

>>54799913
Its gonna sound very self-centered but i dont want to "replace" anyone, just be me.

>>54799971
A year ago i started taking lessons but i had to move so i put a hault on that sadly. To be totally honest, the reasons i even considering going for it despite knowing its gonna lead nowhere is the fact that i think my nationality will fill a niche and the fact that i can ramble about thinks to no end so i might as well make money off of it. My guess is im gonna get nope'd because i have no prior "career" like 90% of cover's talent.

>>54800113
vshojobound sadly

Mindbreak Shiori Nerissa with humiliating assignments so they becomes unhinged in collabs and not cringe. Protecc doggos

>>54796780
can you sing? are you funny? is the shit you say just autistic rambling or is it coherent? when you talk to your friends do you feel like they pay attention to what you say or are they just nodding along? are you good with schedules? can you network?

>>54727975
Was gen 3 really scouting vs auditions? Big if true.

>can you sing?
Never dared to sing in my life
>are you funny?
Funny can be subjective and most people who claim they're funny are really not.
>is the shit you say just autistic rambling or is it coherent? when you talk to your friends do you feel like they pay attention to what you say or are they just nodding along?
I think thats also subjective in the sense that some people find certain topics boring as hell and others super exciting/relatable/fun to talk about. Im not shitting you im just going for a middle ground and dont make grand claims
are you good with schedules?
If i need to be somewhere i tend to be there early and i hate being late in general
>can you network?
You mean do collabs or just get to know people. Im not really extroverted i admit but i dont hate people, plus its better if you work with a bunch of nerds than with a bunch of normies, easier to open up, etc.

>>54802624
Sorry fella, you could become a 3view indie or if you are really interesting just become a storytime tuber with a png, the homo side is already filled with too many mediocre """talents"""

>>54727975
i have given up on my EU oshi getting in. Apparently they didn't even look at the application(s?). Pretty sure you can see the stats of the private youtube video. And its implied that she anyways doesnt want to reincarnate
The only path I see is getting picked up by the jews as """invader""" gen and keeping the old identity

>>54763193
>>54762853
I've daydreamed of the same thing.
>Presenting Kizuna Ai 2.0!
>pixie cut Ai to represent a new beginning/anime girl haircut trope
>HololAIve
her first Live would be
>Helolive
I'll re-watch her farewell one day; it was too good.

>>54802941
I know im nothing special, i guess my recent binge watching and how auditions are open have made me daydream. I'll probably send a vid, get promptly rejected and get over it.

>>54727975
More EN holostars.
""""""""""EN3"""""""""" was not worth the year of begging and all it took was them overlapping their streams in the evening and streaming late.
At least tempus and dogs do morning streams.

>>54803483
t.#fag

>>54727975
Gamer gen. A Korean RTS fan, an MMO shooter clan leader, a survival player, a rival challenger, and a sports commentator

>>54803591
>Complaining about scheduling means #'s
Why are you conceding?

>>54727975
comfy hag voice who likes vidya for eu time zone is all i ask for

>>54804173
I cant believe Kiara didn't find a EU nepohire.

>>54774049
>1997
Even mommy is younger than me, I am old af, guess my generation has ended, they've either already succeeded or failed, I wouldn't find any new talent from my generation anymore...
Maybe I am too old to fit in here, even...
t. 30yo wizard

>>54727975
I dont think shes interested but a man can dream...

>>54762853
that sounds amazing

Consider me, anons.

Pros:
>Native English speaker
>Tomboy GFE
>12+ hour streams every day
>4 years of streaming experience
>10 years of content creation
>Extreme workaholic menhera

Cons:
>Extreme workaholic menhera
>Will burn out in a year and go on an indefinite hiatus

>>54805363
link

>>54727975
Nobody, the branch is saved now

>>54736095
We can make requests for JP and/or ID too, you know?

>>54805363
how's your singing?
jp reps?

>>54805175
I remember magnemite girl from the early days.

>>54747803
Yagoo and Jap gave us a great gen, they deserve the celebration.
Meanwhile you nijifags/liggers/indieots can seethe.

>>54805363
If you have been at it for 10 fucking years and you still feel like you need a corpo, the corpo absolutely doesnt need you

>>54727975
If there are any good girls that would be holo idol material in the EU tz, those. We really need some.
Also you should have scouted Roca over Shiori.

>>54802624
>Never dared to sing in my life
that alone would make you fail hololive auditions
>Funny can be subjective and most people who claim they're funny are really not.
Funny is not only what you say, but how you say it. Being funny is being able to make strangers laugh. One thing is making your friends laugh, they know you and most likely they share the same humor as you. If youre funny you can make people who know nothing about you laugh at the shit you say/do
>think thats also subjective
yea but thats not what i said, i said can you make it coherent? Can you start a topic and finish without losing your train of thought? Because thats how you captivate an audience even if youre talking about your niche interests. If youre just jumping from topic to topic without an end to your sentences then your just spitting out words for no reason
>If i need to be somewhere i tend to be there early and i hate being late in general
that's really good, tardiness is really frowned upon in the entertainment industry
>>54802624
I mean, judging by what the info you gave me, it would be really difficult to get signed into a company right away, so you would most likely begin as an indie who has to work your way up until you can form a 'portfolio' to present to a company. You'll need to do a lot of networking to build an audience, you can't expect to stream to 2 people and pray that some shylily raids your stream with 5k viewers or some shit like that

>>54807194
kek i tagged you twice, oops

>>54727975
Anybody who plays strategy game at this point I'm begging you

>>54743398
Impossible for Luna because shes in a great spot right now. Idk about the rest though and K. Ai might not want to deal with all the chuuba shit anymore either.

>>54762312
You can't kill her Genshin content just like that.

>>54806740
this.

>>54729364
Fucking THIS.
I don't like the wigger but I have to thank her for making me listen to this lolihag's singing, imagine the duets with Chloe, Towa and other holos.
>>54777412
Too late.

>>54807492
She's actually been branching out and streaming less Genshin/Honkai, at most once a week, so I was pleasantly surprised

>>54745874
ay yo hows cum wypipo dun be seasons dey foods????

>>54727975
HoloEU

>>54727975
Me

>>54746036
rin you dirty sourthener please save anglo vtubing

>>54745874
get back in the mudhut or im sending the dutch

>>54727975
Hired Ai kizuna and Hatsune Miku
A lot of ppl will do naked dogeza

>>54799534
prolly someone who likes sports or plays sports games, talks about the UK, food , history etc. fifa and formula one are popular here

>>54729584
uh hell nuh

>>54807194
I totally understand, the thing is even indies got connections nowdays and become a thing, there's 10 billion others who stream alone so getting popular like that is nigh possible. You're either given a push or you go full degenerate for a few easy views.

>>54727975
There are countless vtubers that are openly and painfully submissive. I want a femdom vtuber. None of the soft 'mommy domme' shit either.
Why are there no dominant vtubers when it is such an obvious cash cow?

>>54727975
When is the next gen for jp?

>>54810191
>findom vtuber
>white Christmas cake who just drinks and takes your money providing nothing in return
>does the bare minimum of streaming and bans anyone who calls her out
>constantly promises membership streams but never delivers to keep people paying for membership.
>cunny model to maximize amount of simps and paypigs

>>54727975
Baseball
I won't elaborate on what that means

>>54810191
Isn't that just Kronii but without the lesbianism? That doesn't seem to do well on the market

>>54727975
Jets
>>54800113
also this

>>54727975
I wish to become part of homostars but not be like Axel and Vesper.

>>54810521
Femdom does no necessarily need to include findom. Literally just having a dominant, assertive personality would be an achievement for a vtuber it seems.
>>54810988
Kronii does not have a personality and seems to be tired of being a streamer/vtuber. I do not think it is fair to compare my femdom vtuber concept to someone that is just running down the clock on her contract.

>>54757003
>She'll get hardcore imposter syndrome and kill herself
She won't. She's your girl next door who'll do anything for attention. She'll be edgy and full of herself like Mori, and just parrot any kind of bullshit her boyfriend sells her.

>>54729584
Hell no, her singing is awful. I would cancel a ticket to the next Holofes if she was on the docket.

>>54810191
no women actually like femdom. The only women who do femdom do it because theyre getting paid or because their husbands/boyfriends like it.

But no woman actually enjoys dominating men, so when you have livestreamers who, sooner or later, will have to drop the kayfabe and just be themselves, they'll never be dominant

>>54811720
Most don't but there are plenty of those who enjoy taking control of their partner and get off of it.

>>54727975
i want yagoo to realize that he is making a costly mistake with tempus, and that if he doesn't slam the brakes, it will cost not only him, but all of hololive.
but above all, to drop the stupid online game thing and focus more on saving money for the rainy days that are coming

>>54727975
>Yomemi
>Lulu
>Otogibara
>Mirai Akari
>Kizuna Ai

>>54813907
There is a market for Tempus. But I do agree with you regarding HoloEarth. HoloEarth is far more dangerous to Cover than the occasional homostar debut.

>>54809754
>foods
they knew foods?

>>54727975
HoloRehab
Sio
Aloe
Magnet
Gundou
Meiro

but I bet you can't Yagoo, because even Gods have limits.

>>54727975
Please...

>>54811339
>Hates being a vtuber so much she signed on for another year again
I'd call you a moron, but even simple folk have more common sense than posters like you do.

>>54727975
Hire these two Yagoo, you won't regret it

>>54727975
Buy this board Yagoo and ban nijiENposting and phaseposting

>>54727975
More hags, more twins, more gurakillers...less goth menheras

>>54727975
PLEASE YAGOO
I KNOW YOU CAN MAKE IT REAL.

>>54805363
If you somehow managed not to burn out, I’d watch.

>>54811511
My brother in christ, she already have the biggest imposter syndrome ever seen on internet.

>>54727975
Chapipi. She's an amazing singer.

>>54777412
While i like Nina, for gods sake let her rest. Imagine how hard should have been to deal with Enna's clique so close by

>>54799877
2 year contract

>>54762442
Then why did they make a new gen after council?

>>54805363
>Will burn out in a year and go on an indefinite hiatus
Nigga you have to last at least 5 years
Fix that and its ok

>>54727975
I want a slim thick southern black girl please

>>54727975
Hire this clumsy maid Yagoo! You won't regret it

>>54727975
Please oh lord in heaven Yagoo, save my daughter Rosemi from the grasps of the black company Nijisanji! She will be right at home in Hololive.
Also scout my retired wife Lulu. She would be great for your next gen of HoloJP.

>>54727975
Fire everyone in Tempus and replace them with girls pretending to be guys. This isn't a request. It's a demand.

>>54821535
Anon...

>>54821535
Based Chapipi enjoyer

>>54803167
Who is your oshi?

>>54821535
I miss her

>>54821796
No, they made 2 after Myth's astronomical success you fucking faggot

>>54743398
Holy shit I just realized. How the fuck is Kizuna not in Hololive yet?!
Is she still under contract with chinks?
Aside from being the Jesus of Vtubers, she was legitimately entertaining and would do so well in Hololive.

>>54803167
Bijou is the only one that may not have been scouted out of all the new girls

>>54727975
graduations

Kiara's working on getting Nina already.

>>54729114
PAY. THE. BLOOD. OATH. YAGOO.

>>54762442
No one in Council made to 1 million subs yet here we are.

>>54800367
>can you sing?
I've been taking lessons since my gf at the time said my random mumbling and singing out loud wasn't entirely shit. 3 years later and i am not confident at all on my singing, it's not shit, my recordings do have rhythm and I'm not out of pitch, but it isn't up to my standards at all, in fact just yesterday i had my first try at singing in public, it was shit to me, attendees said it was good, i don't buy it for a single second.
>are you funny?
So-so, I can say something funny or dumb, and then spout an awkward shit a second later.
>is the shit you say just autistic rambling or is it coherent? when you talk to your friends do you feel like they pay attention to what you say or are they just nodding along?
See above, but in my circle of friends, i am the leader, I call the shots and organize when there's a convention or a trip, I am also in charge of keeping a resemblance of a schedule and tard wrangle everyone. even in games, fps and the like i am the IGL, if it is anything related to strategy or survival, i am the bookkeeper/resource manager.
>are you good with schedules?
Yep, i often get in 5 mins earlier to meetings, and if i am going somewhere i don't know it meeting someone i usually get there 15 to 10 mins earlier.
>can you network?
I am awkward af, not in an autistic way, but i keep to myself until i get a good hold of the person, then I try to approach with random shit until we're comfortable. If it is just work-related, I can keep a neutral stance, I am a wagie after all. however, most of my colleagues from past jobs are still friends or at least acquaintances on good terms

Henya, some spanish females, a top 500 pred FPS player

>>54817616
>There is a market for Tempus
Where? China is not a viable market for Hololive

>>54727975
vtubers who dont make "le parasocail fucks" comments on debut

>>54751532
Maybe, we don't know the circumstances atm. They could easily join in or atm operation cost is too high. should they do JP group 7? or split into a different group like what en tried with Irys.

>>54727975
Just give me an autistic man that plays automation games 24/7, think Vesper but without the roguelike addiction and not as gay

>>54729053
no we fucking don't you lying prick

>>54727975
more homos

HoloES

>>54840266
Neck yourself. Yagoo is a glowniggers Jeffrey Epstein.

>>54840480
And the antichrist.

>>54840480
Fuck off

>>54794947
99% of Amiya's content would suffer.
>Miori
Nope.

>>54845326
No she really is the same and biggest pimp. With underage girls the same as Jeffrey Epstein.

>>54762442
ok so next year

>>54847109
Two more years

>>54728900
Fpbp

>>54727975
Nothing.

>>54805406
I had a menhera moment and deleted all my socials when I went back to school. I'm too busy to stream now anyways because I decided to continue studying medicine. I'll come back if VTubing is still relevant after 2 years.

>>54806440
Zero singing skills. I want to take singing lessons in the future to change that. I do have art skills though.

I can understand casual JP conversations perfectly fine and speak with no burger accent, but I haven't been super serious about studying. I'm bilingual which might've helped me acquire whatever skills I have. I'll have to hire a language tutor if I want to actually become 日本語上手.

>>54806740
I hate freelancing and I need a company to hold me accountable or else I'll get lazy. I'm the type of person that actually likes rules and guidelines and thrives in an academic environment because I'm such a workaholic.

>>54762853
please Apollo let this be real

>>54762853
>he dreams in vtuber
Jelly

>>54825996
Considering her record is safe to say that Nina is going to join Vshoujo

>>54727975
Bring Yogiri back

>>54823291
I miss her too.