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I love Ina!
sssssnnnnniiiiiiifffffff
>>54675394What isn’t wrong with Kiara?
This thread will be butter
guwa
Time to construct a perfect vtuber in my head solely because I'm in love with the model, then go schizo anti mode when the girl doesn't measure up to my absolutely inane standards
WAWA!
Thoughts?
Black raven, black raven... circling above the grave...
Brown hands typed this
Imagine if Nerissa and Fuwamoco stream in EU hours full time but over the span of a few months they pivot to early NA hours like Fauna/Ame hours
Managemrent should have have vetoed Shiori that fucking lecture from the scriptWhat the fuck they were thinking both her and manager?
>Shiorin's already following homos on twitterBased. Dima's on suicide watch
SHIORI IS GONNA RAPE ME
Her taste in games is nice
I've been anticipating Nerissa's debut the most
>>54675472cuuuuuuute!
wawa
>>54675491Why are you doxxing yourself?
What's up chumberinos? Ready for some sweet goomba action today?
>>54675491Anon?
WHISKEY RIVER TAKE MY MINDDON’T LET HER MEMORY TORTURE MEE
i love towahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3J06ircgMAstream ithttps://towa1stlive.hololivepro.com/buy it
I love Mori!
Why does she say kuni like this?https://youtu.be/rpAQib0T5v0?t=1051
>>54675532cuuuuuuuuute
>>54675477I hope she has a British accent, deep voice and moans randomly while carrying on normal conversations like Choco does.
>>54675168man.
>>54675480I see KFP gave up trying to fight this. Just remember, Wawa is okay but Coco is off limits or else you’re a chink.
I love Mori!Please post Mori swimsuit pictures
>>54675290What a fucking whore
>>54675506Ah yes the Ina experience
>next debuts are at the same time>on a sundayFuck
Lapsama my friend
>>54675506Unironically the best case scenario is someone occasionally streaming at original takotime (9PM CEST) for a while before they also disappear into the night
>truck simRisu I beg of you please interact with this cunny
KIARA LOVE
>>54675432
Bijou is Kobo killer>similar but better voice>better personality>not as ESL>good taste in games>doesn't collab with males>better numbers
why do we hate heterosexual girls?
>>54675432SEX
>>54675511ching chong to you too
>>54675588My whore
>>54675526I will forgive her for playing Final Fantasy 14 as long as there are no gacha games in the future.
the rigging looks pretty promising https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DtW7QRIWlrs?feature=share
>>54675491Kanye is that you
>>54675526>phasmophobia>zelda>XXIV
>>54675290board is kinda uhhhhh black and grey today, innit?
>>54675477This but sincerely.
>>54675517Every holomember follows other all other members, retard
>>54675526>already slept with Nerissa>her first collab is gonna be with NerissaAre they...You know...
'Tame
>>54675506at best one of them will start at 11 pm, don't hope for anything better
I love her
I think Mori is unironically in love with Kiara
EUROGODS HOW ARE WE FEELING?
>90% of women are straight>Shiori reveals that she is not only straight, but implies she's a classic fujoshi who is desperate for romance>People don't want to watch to see how much spaghetti she can spill
>>54675477bookworm cope coming off this post STRONG
>>54675506I've been betrayed like this too many times already
>>54675586
>>54675477Remember when that one anon that said some people would go full schizo for the new girls in this very thread. He's probably laughing like crazy.
>>54675577Alright fine take the (You), degrading yourself begging for it lmao
Good afternoon, global bros~I love love love Roboco!!!!Stream Glory Days!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h514IzBDefMPlease check out her other songs too!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvqttxHszE4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8n-pGOrpzchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5A_RqpENxvghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETckHHfH7EIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-caiSnm2Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY1CQ5kSRxYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydprczRfM48https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFQMUC6fUxUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc7I72C1giUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Klsca1OcwH8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfEUPlRuPachttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuMSLOUhgshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88UYLWDjomEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_EqIA6ZWqshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_txtx7llu50https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZshLem1OV7kAnd check out these really cool performances!!https://files.catbox.moe/tyukfo.mp4 roboco and sora fes3 https://files.catbox.moe/n3ypk2.mp4 rirubi fes4https://files.catbox.moe/ju7z8s.mp4 roboco kanata chutaiyoseihttps://files.catbox.moe/uaniuj.mp4 chutaiyousei karaoke
>>54675526What if each stream is 11 hours
>>54675532cuuuuuuuuuuute
>>54675477I will always be grateful that the first vtuber I ever actually sat down and watched live was literally perfect.
50/50 so far on debuts. Let's hope for a better average tonight!
>>54675472Iz fwinishwed
>>54675665stop
>>54675506If they stream in EU hours I wouldn't be able to watch them anyways since I'm watching Kiara
>>54675526Literally the most basic bitch tastes made exclusively to appeal to chudcelsPickme pedo pandering bitch, I'm actually mad that she stole a slot from someone who actually deserves it
>>54675628They're boring
My cute crystal wife.
>>54675526Yeah, this is very comfy. Really looking forward to her Elden Ring challenge run, it's been a long time since I've watched anyone play that. Truck sim should be a great game to zatsu over, too.
>>54675532VERY cute phoenix
>>54675695Wawa isn't streaming, so I feel bad neither are my 2views
>>54675698Oh I was actually 100% serious and it has nothing to do with anyone else
>>54675695Can't wait for their 3AM streams!
>>54675723>that one anonAnyone who's been here longer than 90 days should have been thinking that
>>54675665Nice Towa legs
when are the new dummies debuting? I need to be sufficiently drunk
>>54675711I love it
>>54675726Do you have her Holofes 4 group song with Azki and Mel?
>>54675696I’m gonna watch her the same way I watch Bae.
Haha Watame is just kidding!
>>54675622>>>not as ESLthats a negative
>>54675491RISU I LOVE YOU
>>54675477Yes, just one vtuber you can spend a lot of time on, to make you worth to watch you have to be almost my ideal
I won't lie it was extremely funny seeing all the dykes on twitter fall to their knees when Shiori made it obvious she's straight straight.
>>54675576Yua was a nice girl who was liked by many of her fellow vtuber colleagues back in the day but unfortunately she never had it in her to captivate the audience
>>54675477>inane standardsgive yourself more credit bro. those are preferably reasonably standards, western women are just talentless hacks who can't even play one fucking common anime trope well
>>54675678zero thoughts
>>54675711God I love how goofy her model looks from certain angles.
>>54675290Sex
When are we getting an option to report posters for being female
>>54675557anome is a really good song i have listened to it like 100 times or at least 500 times since it came out i listen to it every day at work for pretty much the entire day as long as im not in a meeting and its so good i should buy the actual song instead of just listening to it o nyoutube too
...
>>54675695Waking up for the first set of debuts was a mistake, I should have stayed up for Kiara's karaoke then gone to bed. Regardless I'm having a good time watching EU primetime streamer Watame right now
>>54675669Gura, Bijou, Nerissa and Fuwa and Moco don't follow homos, beggar.
I'm checking out Mumei's debut and is it just me or was her voice a lot deeper back then?https://www.youtube.com/live/M2gwJ-7s0Zo
>>54675815Seeing them like that was fun.
>>54675675Nerissa and Bijou will be the Gurame of Advent
>>54675758same
>>54675614>>54675526Can you even play multiplayer in truck sims?
>Shiori is /lit/>Nerissa is /mu/>Fuwacoco is /s4s/the hell is bijou
>>54675711That face is giving me Sonic vibes
>>54675822well I didn't wanna say the quiet part out loud
>>54675844as long as youre enjoying it its okay dont worry about it
>>54675759Oh, the tears sister! I can hear your painted nails slamming against the keys!
>>54675848Trying too hard to fit in
>>54675842we have strong minority rights here bud
>>54675532cuuuuuuuuuuuute
>ctrl+f novelites>zero hits on any threadswtf? how bad of a fan name is thisshould've gone with pebblephile
>>54675801Honestly the more spaghetti dropped the better the streamer. It is somehow endearing.
>>54675879/v/
This gremlin walks up to you and tries to show you pictures of dead bugs. What do you do?
>>54675876there's an official multiplayer mode and a multiplayer mod for that
>>54675879My wife.
>>54675815Kiara..
>>54675695gonna skip the debuts
Bros, I'm a wagie so there's no way I'll be able to keep with the new EN sphere completely especially overlap hell will happen. What the hell do I do? I think I might me relegated to watching clips on the side too
Would you like Advent more if they had cocks?
Am I the only one who finds Bijou's voice completely insufferable to listen to? She sounds like some unholy amalgamation of Mumei's and Kobo's voices. I hope she drops it soon
>>54675879She's /l/
>>54675577Mococo deserves Coco more though. Better to let her have it than let the name go to waste.
>>54675532towa
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=570273608
>>54675815I might have to become a full time Shiorihead
>>54675934Eat her ass
>>54675848Keep spouting off at the mouth with your retardation, it's hilarious,. Discord nigger.
>>54675900biological females might be a minority, but we're all sisters here
>>54675796no but i would gladly add that if i was given a clip
>>54675842Right after >we get the options to report them for being too ESL or too mentally ill.
>>54675830I'm pretty sure most models look pretty goofy at the angles she showed herself at. Ame did something similar and had the same bird beak nose.
>>54675879But shiori doesn’t even read books
>>54675933BijouRisu collab is on the table boys, my wait begins now.
>>54675865She was using a garbage mic. Also her voice keeps changing on daily basis anyway.
>>54675628Being attracted to women inherently makes you have a more interesting personality
>>54675549isnt she taking the weekend off to eat pancakes?I'd totally be down for a stream regular time though
>>54675956Only Nerissa and the twins would make good futas.
>>54675934nod along and occasionally stare at her tits
>>54675506>dogs stream EU hours>they overlap Jelly, Miori korean night time, Raki early morning, Kiara, Karrot, Shondo, Amiya, Nanobytes, NeuroStill over
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685722880762597376Pebblesona was such a great idea for fan engagement
Would you rather have Shiori change everything about herself to make herself more palatable to unicorns and people /here/ or would you prefer that she stays the way she is?
>>54675431Me too!
>>54675956>Implying
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685722880762597376https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685722880762597376https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685722880762597376
>>54675934Prone bone
>>54675889>>54675984Wrong thread, beggars. Fuck off
>>54675865The old Mumei suffered cardiac arrest following the construction sim stream and was unceremoniously replaced.
>>54675865Mumei's debut voice was much more normal, she became more autistic over timeUsually it's the other way around
EU cope has reached it's peak huh
>novelites>sanallites
>>54675775I'm watching a certain tekken vtuber
>>54675865She was using a Yeti mic back then.
>>54675758>>54676018>we want EU streamers!!!>actually if that were to happen I would watch Kiara/someone else anyway...
After watching Shiori and Bijou debuts yesterday I think I’m gonna skip the Nerissa and Fuwamoco debuts today.
remember that one time fauna threw the ball
>>54676018literally who's?
>>54676044Nu-antis are so pathetic.
>>54676044Touristchama...
>>54676022change everythingyou're being paid millions to be an actor you fucking entitled bitch, if you don't do it there are literally thousands of whores who will play the part
>>54676022>the way she isReminder you've seen her stream for 45 minutes in total
>>54675815A straight fembeat... I didn't think it was possible.
>>54676018Literally who the fuck are any of those people except Kiara? Stop watching 2view whores
>>54676018Don't forget they will overlap Kaela because she never stops streaming.
>>54675865Mumei's voice hops around a lot. When she's excited it pitches up and when she's tired or super focused it pitches down. On top of changes to her settings.
>>54676077I never said I wanted an EU streamer. I just wanted someone for Kiara to be friend with
>>54676111She likes manlets so actually checks out.
>>54675815>seeing all the dykes on twitter fall to their kneespost example
>>54676022She should stay that way.
>>54676077they took too long i found other people i got too invested with>>54676127that just doesn't even count
>>54675960Sounds more like a more intelligible EN Luna to me.
>>54676061Yeah somewhere along the way she picked up quirky mumbly speaks fast sometimes girl as her persona. Personally I liked the way she was before
>>54676077Well no shit between Kiara and someone else I'm gonna watch Kiara. Retard.
>>54676105But would the people complaining about her even watch her? Would she even be able to keep up a persona like that?
>>54676105>gets mad when he isn't lied to >thinks he won't get mad when he is lied to but inevitably discovers that he was
>>54676103They're just retards chasing the twitter clout highSchizos used to at least stand for something other than bandwagoning a garbage twitter meme page for faggots
>>54676108No you don't understand we have everything we need! Debuts are very indicative of how a Holo will end up, just like Ame's debut!
>>54676032source?
>>54675822>SEAfagopinion discarded
>>54676089More for me. >>54676022I have zero issue with her. Probably won't watch her often but that's more of a timezone thing, I'll at least try and watch her vtuber history thing. >>54676105>entitled bitchpot, kettle, black etc.
It's only fair if people in this time slot find out about how revolting Shiori is as well.People seem to think that the reason some aren't fond of Shiori is because of her statement on collabs at the end of the debut. That was dumb, but no, it's not just that.She did much worse.It's about her being an unironic turbo slut. And I don't mean the 4chan definition of "she kissed a dude" or "she had a bf before!".I mean an actual vile slut that had miles of cocks inside of her. The kind of girl with no dignity that goes around an orgy and cleans up.Did you know that Shiori aka Natsumi Moe used to be on this site?Did you know that she used to record lewd vocaroos for anons among other things?https://vocaroo.com/1iLfmtddEIoLhttps://vocaroo.com/18MUAqTlCgpjhttps://vocaroo.com/1ix1CYrH0Y6Qhttps://vocaroo.com/1mVWroqCoFSqNo big deal of course, hot even. But did you know that she literally talked about all the condoms she had to keep buying and the dicks she had stuck inside of her?She was unironically the town bicycle kind of girl.Forget complaining about other ENs for overblown issues, this girl is an actually disgusting human being. For once words such as turbo slut or absolute whore actually accurately describe a girl. She might well be the worst hire Cover has ever made.
>>54675526I disagree but it could be worse
>gave money to the transgender kids charity with the pedophile ceo that froot was shilling a while backhttps://tiltify.com/@natsumi-moe/natsumi-moe
>>54675934Scream. I have an irrationally strong fear of insects.
uhh Bijou steam leaked bros..https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=570273608
>>54676155It was actually only one tranny
>>54676062we still have 10 hours of hopium left, then it's officially over
>>54676128mooms singing with deep voice also hits different
>>54676022>make herself more palatable to unicornsThat is impossible now. I don’t know if you guys are just pretending to not know what unicorn means, but the roommate shit took the cat out of the bag and it is not going back in.
>he's trying it again
>>54675622First it's "Gura Killer".Now you tards lower it to "Kobo Killer".What's gonna be next week?
>>54675879>YAshit>/lit/
>>54676089Very cool anon, I asked!
>>54676031The pebblesona was definitely a great idea, it got just about everyone to make one
gimme the ame
Are we being raided by doxxfags? At least make it less obvious bvtm bros
>What's cooch>What's coochlessIRyS...
>>54676031Pebblesonas were a great idea. She's gonna get a lot of interaction early and can be used later on as well.
>>54676235>Posted 6 Dec, 2015
>>54676216debunked, not her
>>54676201she's been a vtuber for a fucking decade
>>54676216Who cares. Once they're in Hololive they're good.
>>54676235ISRAEL!!!ALSO >IT'S HER AND HER
>>54676279yea
>>54676122> Stop watching 2view whoresI pay membership for most of them
>>54676204https://twitter.com/KuonR18/status/1684393424999284736https://twitter.com/KuonR18/status/1684393424999284736
>>54676231Is fauna ok?
>>54676022>>54676269she already burned all bridges with all unicorns on this board now, may as well do whatever she wants it's not like she's gonna earn their trust back anyway
>>54676325You been watching her for a decade anon?
>not a single Advent has said hello to Gura on twitter yetWhy are they being so rude? Did Cover hire a bunch of loli hating normalfag whores or something? Don't they know they're supposed to greet their senpai properly?
>>54676018I don't even understand why holoEN is so allergic to the 3PM EST timeslot. Not even niji avoids it. that's when I get home from work I'd appreciate having someone other than Amiya and sometimes Pomu
uuuuuuhhhh i like hololive guys
>>54676022I need her to rim my asshole while I’m being forced fed chili dogs and rootbeer
>>54675477kek this was literally me when I got my first girlfriend and she ended up being completely different from what I had in mind
>>54676361I've checked her out from time to time
>>54676345cute. i want to make a daijoubu pun but I can't figure out how to make it work.
>>54676018That's where you pick and choose which streams you want to watch, Amiya playing CDI Zelda has different appeal from twins heartbeat ASMR
>>54676351>https://twitter.com/deezdokter/status/1684215337955237890Let's complete the set
>>54676367>impying gura said anything
>>54676367>not a single Gura has said hello to Advent on twitter yet
>>54675526>FF14Ugh...
>>54676351appreciated
English VTubers putting on a fake voice is grating to my ears. Why do they keep doing this? Do people like this shit?
>>54675557worst ritualpost
>3 generations of hololive english>not a single English vtuberHololive America was a mistake
>>54676155https://twitter.com/rintubein/status/1685510566016638977https://twitter.com/yuulianda/status/1685541088428437504https://twitter.com/kyoukopebbles/status/1685530647509786624https://twitter.com/faumeii/status/1685491434995257344On a quick search.If any of these are trannies then whoops lmao but whatever I still found it funny.
>>54676077Most of those people are done streaming by 5PM, including Kiara half the time. The part of the schedule that really sucks is the 4 hours before Ina, which is extra weird because it's the most popular time of day for non-vtuber streamers
>>54676375Fauna usually streams at 6PM EDT/EST. She's obviously not going to be doing that as much at the moment but
>>54676381bullshit
>>54676375its because PSTchads run hololive.
>>54676235>2015nah no fuckin way
>>54675506>implying people other than kiara will be streaming eu time or kaelai'd give it until en6 at least
>>54676105>you're being paid millions to be an actorThe, "every Holo is a millionaire" meme is probably one of my least favorite catalog falsehoods. Half of JP wouldn't have side hustles if Hololive was giving them all the money they could ask for.
>>54676022Change to filter unicorns and /here/ even more and also piss off people who already liked her.
>>54676427Ina and Bijou will do an FF14 collab you vill watch it
>>54676375that equals to 21:00 for EU and good lord thats an hell of crowded slot for anything but Hololive.Roca Ember Dizzy Panko Pomu and others are at that timeslot too
>>54676482wtf is the context behind this soundpost. I know about HK97
>>54676420>>54676421You're supposed to initiate a conversation with your elders and superiors not the other way around. They're acting incredibly unprofessional and disrespectful, Gura and the rest of Myth are literally the only reason they even exist.
>>54676235>PrivateKek
>>54676440I am honestly completely indifferent to it and always have been. my gf hates it though
>>54676077I would understand if our Euro streamer had Ayame's schedule or something, but our already EU streamer happens to be the who streams the most in EN, so I never understood the begging
>>54676353Yeah, she's fine, she just died. She'll be back soon.
>>54675477I hope she sounds like bonnie tyler and doris day had a lesbian baby, likes pui pui molcar and weird horny french comics, and has a sense of low brow humor like okayu.
>>54676456Ew
>>54676022Shut the fuck up, you're annoying.
>>54676022people complaining have never met a goth girl before, this is pretty standard.
>>54675526Ironic weeb basecore
>>54676235>PrivateBIJOU IF YOU'RE HERE. YOU FUCKING RETARD, CREATE AN ACCOUNT TO AVOID GETTING DOXXED.
>>54676488do your reps. iirc average income in hololive is like 2.2 million usd. the absolute bottom are probably struggling a bit (though not too much adjusted for cost of living in ID) but the median is a millionaire in annual income alone
>>54676345finally, someone who understands a modicum of my oshi's true worth
>>54676345cute jewel
>>54676449Good fuck bongs
>>54676549the ones begging aren't that into watching Kiara
I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS
>>54676077I actually really really want the twins to stream about this time.
>>54676488Gura and Mori are definitely millionaires. Same as Peko, Marine, etc.Retard.
>>54675526>3 tuberbait games>zeldaslop>fromslop>xiv cultistNo.
>>54676584the post is from 2015
>Luna likes FromSoftware games>Bijou likes FromSoftware gameshmmm...
>>54676381rrat
>>54676278Anon killer
>>54676345Ame stop grooming lolis
>>54676456holy fucking shit this is the most irritating shit>oh noes this girl is straight I can't imagine having gay kissy sex with her anymore :( :( :( :(you'll dyke cowards won't even conversion rape straight women you deserve your fate of being alone forever retards
>>54675865scuffkino...
>>54676440i do
>>54676456>This is like 9/11 for gay holofans.Funniest shit I've read all day.
>>54676235It’s bijouver
>>54676308>>54676031>>54676289She's literally just copying Gura.
>>54676488receipts
>>54676607>the black one is the bassistwhat did cover mean by this?
>>54676345Ame groom this loli harder
>>54676345I like how a single letter misspelling inadvertently created a new alter Ame
>>54676122>Stop watching 2view whoresAnd watch holoslop? No thanks.
>>54676681Is that her piss
>>54676624Bijou is going to become Luna.
>>54676549it's just one girl, if you end up not liking her you just have nothing
>>54676456lmao
>I'm your hot goth girlfriend>doesn't act goth at all
>>54676493I look forward to seeing them interact more, they seem to be on the same wavelength comedy wise
>>54676613I'm not saying the most successful members aren't millionaires, but every member being one doesn't make sense.
>>54676367There's a rule of don't speak unless spoken to about Gura.
>>54676510It's really funny how the arguments about the viability of euro primetime streams flip between "it's bad because nobody watches vtubers then" and "it's bad because too many vtubers are on then already"
>>54676022I want Shiori to fucking stomp on my balls while talking about insects
>>54676664Gura's template doesn't offer enough flexibility
>>54676613Anon please, I know you want to argue but don’t literally use the top 1% of the company to talk about the average income of the branch. No way people like Roboco earn as much as the one you just listed
>>54676711That's unironically what most begging for a goth gf prefer
>>54676664Plagiarism is the greatest form of flattery.
>>54676510There has to be a reason why Cover still pretends to ignore the existence of that timeslot. It's literally just hololive that is like this
>>54676549Please point to the current Kiara stream that proves there is no need for a second person to stream during this hours. Nobody is asking for everyone to stream at these hours, but it would be nice on the days where Kiara isn't around (or is streaming something you're not particularly interested in) if there was an alternative.
>>54676705Maybe.
How do goths act?
>>54676235bijouchama...
>>54676747The fuck does that mean?
>>54676775Gothic.
>>54676747Skill issue
>>54676730I just hate Europeans.Kiara is cool though, she gets the title of honorary American.
>>54676760They met Kiara and that scared them away from Europe entirely
>>54676561MOMMY JUST FUCKING DIED LETS GOOOOOOO
>>54676728But Gura talked with them on discord already
>>54676022stay the way she is since noone actually knows if she's unicorn unfriendly or not.
>>54676730People against holos streaming at EU hours are for some reason really aggressive about using every possible argument against them doing it, no matter how stupid
>>54676022honestly anything is better than doing actual NTR RP like she did in her past life, she tries that shit again I'm going to anti, but I will give her a chance in this new incarnation
>>54676090KINO
>>54676235Bruh
>>54676775In my experience, they do heroin.
>>54676645I said people, anon
>>54676786Means chumbies need to do so yoga if they're stiffer than a literal rock
>>54675887sorry her musics really good and and you know and i meant to say thanks but thank you and you already know right
>>54676456You're not taking another one you harpies
>>54676584poorfag 2view mentality, she already said she's planning to replay all the games she already beat and probably doesn't want to buy them all again
>>54676775Well usually they read a script first and practice, but some of them improvise, just like most actors.
>>54676809Too much stacy power for those scrawny elevens
>>54676664It makes me like her even more.
>>54676775>>54676792>gothic
>>54676816'talked'she said hi to them like the rest of EN did when they have their introduce meeting
SHIORI JUST WANTS YOUR COCK DONT BELIEVE HER LIES
>>54676730Fact is: EU primetime is massively overcrowded by indies and small corpoI have on average 20 possible EN streams choice every day at this time of the day, only 1 is usually Hololive though
What I don't understand is, do chuubas not know about Steam Family Sharing?Literally just family share your old account onto your new one, how hard can it be
>>54676819>noone actually knows if she's unicorn unfriendly or not.... She follows homos on twitter, you absolute dumbfuck.
>>54676584>buying all the games again
>watched 2 hours of riku cutscenes last night cause shiori listed him as a husbando and for the nostalgia>AAAAH i slipped into the darkness and now ill never get out AAAAaAAAAAaaa sora save me!!a tryhard to the point of vulnerability, spare me the sentiment.
calli cutekiara cuteina cutegura cuteame cuteirys cutefauna cutekronii cutemumei cutebae cuteshiorin cutebijou cutenerissa cutefuwawa cutemococo cute
I can exactly pinpoint when Cover began hating Europe, it was last year when Kiara and Cover staff were at dokomi and at the same time it seems like Cover was doing some business meetings in Germany too. Looks like some things went really awry during those meetings
>>54675846Cursed Technique Reversal: Red
>>54676775they ransack roman cities until they're paid to fuck off
How long do you think the catalogfags will stick around? They've been shitting up the place way more than usual today
https://youtu.be/z--fq0GUsOk?t=8644wdsmbt?
GOTH THIS GOTH THATWHEN ARE WE GETTING A VISIGOTH GF TUBER
>>54676775this song from my childhood seems accurate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ImYeOxpQJo
>>54676894retard
>>54676493My boy, she's as beautiful as ever.
>>54676786It already has a face. Limiting.
>>54676711You haven't been around muchMost of them are exactly like that
If you wanted EU holos in EN maybe you should have groomed EU indies into applying
>>54675962wato
>>54676775They smoke alotta cigarettes, complain all day on public discords and listen to Dark Pop while oggling over band aesthetic like Drab Majesty
>>54676456>Y'all have the entirety of councilI guess it's too much to expect yuritroons to not be delusional huh.
>>54676488>Half of JP wouldn't have side hustles if Hololive was giving them all the money they could ask for.What if the amount that they're asking for is simply "more"? Then, yeah, it makes sense why they have side hustles. Case in point, Noel. She 100% makes more than enough with just Hololive. But, she wants more, so yeah.
>>54676592>>54676669You guys do know that the definition of millionaire isn't, "someone who has made a million dollars", right? It's someone who has a net worth/assets worth over a million dollars saved. So it's after taxes, after rent, after food/utilities, after money reinvested into projects, etc.
>>54676934You have zero clue what unicorn means, stop saying it.
>>54676879Yes that's what talking means
>>54676920Mori's face when she wants dick but she just needs to show it with her eyes
>>54676938Anon, visigoths graduated...
>>54676900Based dubs of truth
wait first you were mad shiori isnt a turbo whore, now you are mad she is a turbo whore?
>>54676900>calli>no sanayou're an anti
>>54676584nigga shes already doxxed who cares
>>54676235What the fuck?
>>54676950>Implying that they don't get rejected Kiara was only hired because she was living in japan at the time
>>54676920forever, unless you rape them
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1685726733843001344https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1685726733843001344
>>54676988I don't give a shit, you freaking out over her following homos on twitter is what makes you a retard
Little girls with big sleeves are cute.
>>54676775Like Kronii when she's having a bad day.
>>54676988i'm a towacorn
>>54676987Kys anti. Roboco makes millions of USD per year to stream Valorant to 900 people three times a week.
>>54676892>Literally the most popular time of day worldwide to watch streams>The biggest group in the industry conspicuously avoid it for no reasonNo kidding all the indies and small corpos crowd in there, it's the best and least contested time, the mystery is why hololive aren't there to begin with
>>54676934Retard
>>54676950Cover sends all applications from Europe straight into the trash automatically
>>54676022She doesn't have to change everything about herself. Just don't collab with men and instead collab with any of the 60+ hololive members. Unless you're implying that the need to collab with men defines her entirely?
>Shiori OPWe’ve already confirmed she will be collating with homos Cover actually tucked up. HoloEN is the crème de la crème of EN vtubing yet they hired this shitter who was rejected from vshojo niji and phaseWhy the fuck did they hire her and then pair her with a model that makes no sense? She’s an actual het ecelebgrifter and she’ll be collating with her close friend circle and bring them in hololive. We must ban Shiori from hlgg
>>54676989A hello doesn't mean shit for closeness meanwhile Kiara is already sliding in the bird's dms
>>54676968>complain all day on public discords>listen to Dark PopMan back in my day it was AIM and Myspace, and The Cure and Ministry (which were retro at the time, I'm not that fucking old)
>>54676988>EOPs changing the definition of unicorn just like the word idolSasuga
But I was going to give my dragon lore to bijou….now the steam acct is private….
>>54677073retard
>>54676988
>>54676840heroin’s been out of style for decades grandpa, we’re all about the fire fenty now
>>54677043She seems like a good girl
>>54676711God Imagine the look on her eyes when she deepthroats me.
>>54676892This is true. Euro hours often have total cunny overlap with four or more little girls streaming at once.
>>54676023ye
>>54676961wato the fuck
>>54676775Teen girl who just got off watching Foamy the squirrel on NewGrounds.com com while signing a bring back Invader Zim petition wearing a Jack Skeleton Hoodie And Happy Tree Friends tube socks purchased from Hot Topic during an Emily the Strange buy 1 get 1 50 percent off sale where she discovered Serenity Rose from Slave Labor graphics comics while her over baring but loving father restricts her from going to the My Chemical Romance slash Limp Bizkit concert with a 5 years older than her boyfriend that constantly IM’s unsourced stolen Pom And Zi comic art Over 56K Modem American Online trial discs on myspace dot com with a top 8 consisting of Tim Burton, Jack Sparrow, Eminem, Jesus Christ and whatever angsty band is the hit new thing in Disney Adventures Magazine and spends all day filling out What Kingdom Hearts character are you quizzes only to complain she didn’t get Rikku and Is unable to watch the 2003 MTV Music Awards because her dead beat older brother is always hogging the living room TV Playing Tony Hawks Underground on his Halo edition transparent green Xbox Using a 3rd party Mad Kats air flow controller With a busted analog stick constantly learning to the right making antisemitic remarks on how Eric stole his wicked Mctwist over the helicopter in Hawaii footage
>>54677043>Nerissa is a soonposter
>>54677081does this guy not know catalog exists?
>>54677044Go back beggar
Maybe I'm reading into this all wrong, but what the fuck is people's deal with Mori? People have been taking random potshots at her for the last couple days for no reason, or even shitting on the new girls for associating with her. What did she do?
>>54677149Trying too hard, back to the catalog.
So was the Steam account actually her or just someone trying to pose as her? It could easily go either way but she seemed too tech savvy to make a mistake like this.
>>54677081worse yet, according to her debut, cover scouted/reached out to her. she didn't apply.cover saw something in her that we don't...
>>54676987Yeah I'm sure someone who gets paid 2 million a year won't have a million dollars in net worth, they spent it all on food and rent
>>54677043She’s honestly so cute
>>54677069It's bad for JP, it is literally just that
I can't stop listening to Mori and creepy nuts. It's so good
>>54676360Fauna... Gura... Mumei...
>>54677146He won't get enough (You)s to get on BVTM if he goes there
>>54677088That's 2004 Goth, i'm describing current Goth.
>>546763753PM EST is 12PM PST, who the fuck would you be streaming for? The ideal starting time for EN streams is 6PM EST because you're catching the 7-3 workers from PST and the 9-5 workers for EST
>>54676987I vaguely remember median EN earnings being like 400k USD based on the cover financials, but I think those numbers may include homo’s. Anyways with that kind of income even a retard could become a millionaire after 3-4 years, just plow it into the SPY and close ur eyes bro
>>54676766>>54676707I thought the main complaint was dead hours and underrepresentation of EU times? What if the next EU streamer doesn't mesh with you either? and the next one after that?Already existing members should just stream at those times like when Mori did
>>54677080>Kiara already leechingGrim
>>54677043>8 hourskys soonposter
>Cover lets talents use their old accounts as chuubas instead of corporate-created chuuba accounts for each talentIs this an okay idea? Just worried for their privacy like what happened to Iofi.
>>54677175How do you know she was scouted and it wasn't a callback?
>>54677188They meshed well together, especially in that second song.
>>54677081*ape sounds*
>>54677151Mori and Kiara schizos are the most brain broken ones. They will literally bring them up randomly even if they haven't streamed in days.
>>54677175I swear it was the old management that got her. The crew was stick with her.
>>54677091You’re a newnigger LARPing.
>>54677151are you newmori is the favorite shade of hate in this board
>>54677151Don't take it too seriously, newfag. Shitting on Mori has become a meme at this point like shitting on Towa
>>54677198>7-3 workerswtf are thosealso 90% of california works in tech or entertainment, they don't have set wagies hours
>>54677094>Fauna>Unicorn friendlyLol.Lmao even Kek
>>54676751And Roboco is still wealthy enough to purchase land to build her own house.
All this astroturfing about unicorns really does remind me of Paranoia Agent.
Shiori was loserbaits nepo hire
>>54677139That's "scene", the lolsorandumXD equivilent of emo (listening to MCR / FB / P!@TD and uhhhh posting lewd selfies?). Goth is being a pretentious sadsack who thinks they're too good to be emo or scene, basically the original femcels (except for the dudes, who were just weird metrosexual pervs..... holy shit this is just like vtubing)
>>54677198>3PM EST is 12PM PST, who the fuck would you be streaming for?Tell that to the fuck ton of huge NA streamers that stream during EU prime time. But lets be honest, you'll just say "nah but hololive is just amazingly different" despite no evidence of this being the case.
>>54677091language evolves no way!
>>54677094he will ignore this
>>54676456I'm glad to see these faggots get blown out.
>>54676465You don't know what you're talking about, Kiara ends her streams close to midnight CEST 90% of the time.Are you looking at the Teamup schedule and think that the slot represents the actual stream length or something?
>>54677220If you still end up dislking multiple EU holos there is just nothing to do, it is what it is.But whem you have ONLY Kiara though
>>54677043kiara rt
>>54677256More like *Macaques noises*
>>54675460Welp.
>>54676775Goths and emos were a bunch of posers
Shiori is such a slut that for once anons actually have a chance to fuck her.
>>54677227what are you talking about
>>54677043SOON
pebbles you've been warned
Last call for pebblesonas
>>54677251I need an official upload of it. It's too good to be stuck behind a concert paywall
>>54677151shut the fuck up deadbeat
>>54677332And so I shall post Risu
>>54677300More Satoshi Kon watchalongs when
>>54677300i do wonder how many unicorn posters are genuine versus convenient shitposters
>>54676023Unironically, pebbles seem to be the new advent[spoiler[/spoiler]] of Takos
>>54677309Ignore what? Do you think that Fauna is unicorn friendly? Am I the only fucking person who still understands that unicorn means no dudes PAST, PRESENT, and FUTURE?
>>54677285>says the newfag larpingKill yourself retard
>>54675846Why are you resorting to violence?
>>54677301>loserbaitswho?
So what happens after the rest of Advent follows homos on twitter?
There's no pebble in town as prrrrety as this one.
>>54676760Why compete in a timeslot against everyone else when the company can focus on monopolizing others?
>>54677367i was going to post mine but it seems i already posted since i'm on this already
>>54677367spat out my drink at the 3d mori one, thanks
>>54677367based
>>54676360>it's not like she's gonna earn their trust back anywayHeh
>>54677327Birds gotta support each other.
>>54677367template here:https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685064375852494853
https://twitter.com/saysay44444/status/1685727240888463360
>>54677386Nice work
>>54677294Baffling postsFuck off catalog shitter
>>54677348There are no asian manlets on this thread tho
>>54677251Meshing with other singers is literally one of Mori's greatest strengths as a singer. Anytime she gets to sing with someone it sounds great. Even if its a mash up where she can't harmonize in person it can sound good like this Cupid one someone made with Mori and IRyS. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-TZI5XY5co
>>54677367>>54677389so then no one in EN or JP are unicorn friendly huh
>>54677418the shitposters and giftcords will all kill themselves and we'll finally be free from this hell
>>54676009Straight malebros...did we win?
I wanna be raped by Shiori so bad...
>>54677435ratpebble looks like it'll give you a disease
>>54677389So no marriage years later even?
hey man
I do wonder if the fuck ton of catalog tourists that have been spamming the thread for the last 18 hours, actually think that regular /hlgg/ browsers don't notice how out of place their shit is.
>>54676235It's your profile. You just changed the name and pfp
>>54677491No, they aren’t.Congratulations, you finally figured that out, now you know why it’s retarded to use that word here.
>>54677366These are the best you are going to get sadlyhttps://streamable.com/7cl4fhhttps://streamable.com/i633mx
>>54677231i dunno, that's how i interpreted>funny story, when someone from hololive contacted me, the first meeting...https://youtu.be/EwGAcKnE-y4?t=1832
>>54677386what the fuck is going on with those spoiler tags anon, i don't even know how you fucked up that bad. I don't undestand the pun either.
>>54677491every JP is unicorn friendly. it's part of the hiring process.
>>54677313NOPAN UPSKIRT ART WHEN
>>54677504Even if she might use her sharp scissors?
>>54675783>90 daysYou don't need to be here that long. Even 90 minutes is enough to realize that people /here/ are fucked in the head.
please... please shut the fuck up...
>>54677489I'm 5'6" and a Korean halfie. Are you saying I have a shot at my own genuine, actual, honest to God menhera?
>>54676456>Oh no she's lesbian guess I can't draw her sucking my cock anymore.Like, who would think like this?
>>54677139Why did you just post my ex girlfriend's biography
>>54677367This is awesome
[Terrible news]If the leaked steam account is actually her, then Bijou might be an unironic lolicon/pedophile
>>54677473I need more cute art based on this collab
>>54676821People who whine about holos not streaming at EU hours are for some reason really aggressive about dismissing every possible argument as a personal attack, no matter how reasonable.
I fucking love the fact that we finally got a proper unapologetic slut in EN. I've been waiting for EN Marine for way too long.Keep seething, unisharts. I will be enjoying my whore
>>54677441>Why compete in a timeslot against everyone elseWhen Council debuted that timeslot was barely used. Only in the last year it became busy with a ton of indies/small corpos
>>54677525It would be better if you guys stop biting the bait
>>54677512Yeah, they don’t want them to get married and they throw a shitfit over it when it happens.
>>54677489aahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. give it 6 hours.
>>54677532tell that to the self-professed unicorns
>>54677516Wassup nigga?
>>54677508Rocks are sterile, I think.
>>54677350Iofi accidentally showed her old account name in the Switch menu on stream, which could be traced back to all of her websites, including deviantart, tumblr, facebook, etc.
>>54677348What if I want her to fuck me instead?
>>54677525Nothing that can be done about it at this point, just gotta wait for the initial storm to pass.
i'm not the one who was making those posts but how do you suggests Shiori carries on from here? is it really okay to just drop the whole thing and pretend the way she acted on her debut never happened? wouldn't that seem like pathetic and sad or something?Do you have any ideas of how she can improve without making it seem like she became a completely different person?
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685728811101667328That is some soul English from Chloe right there
Which EN3 girl will play the Mass Effect trilogy?
>>54676896That's what family share is for you dingus
Am I the only one who wants to have sex with Mococo?
Wait, how the fuck did IRyS recognize the Gorn episode as Star Trek?
https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1685621295189544960Can Shiori handle the Fubucock?
>>54677552all koreans are naturally crazy. just find a full blooded korean girl whose mom won't be racist to the other half of your family.
>>54676231
>>54677586miss me with that two-faced whore shit, if she a hoe then she better be an honest hoe
im posting a towa
>>54677573So she will have sex with Gura then?
>>54677573That's great news though.
>>54677573Fantastic
>Sora cute>Roboco cute>Miko cute>AZKi cute>Suisei cute>Mel cute>Haachama cute>Fubuki cute>Matsuri cute>Aki cute>Aqua cute>Shion cute>Ayame cute>Choco cute>Subaru cute>Mio cute>Okayu cute>Korone cute>Marine cute>Pekora cute>Flare cute>Noel cute>Kanata cute>Towa cute>Luna cute>Watame cute>Moona cute>Iofi cute>Risu cute>Nene cute>Botan cute>Lamy cute>Polka cute>Mori cute>Gura cute>Ame cute>Ina cute>Kiara cute>Ollie cute>Anya cute>Reine cute>IRyS cute>Kronii cute>Fauna cute>Bae cute>Mumei cute>Laplus cute>Chloe cute>Koyori cute>Iroha cute>Lui cute>Kobo cute>Zeta cute>Kaela cute>Shiori cute>Bijou cute>Nerissa cute>Mococo cute>Fuwawa cute
>>54677573[Good news]
>>54677653nene?
>582 trillion years old>is exponentially older than the entirety of council, who are the aspects that bind the universe together>due to her omniscience, omnipotence and unchallenged power, she created the universe, time, space and chaos>has created and destroyed the universe multiple times before because she wasn't happy with the result>sees all concepts that govern physical reality as entities that she can manipulate and understands the true trivial nature of them all>has created and destroyed the earth multiple times in this iteration of the universe until she settled on this iteration>bragged about how she created this iteration of earth and gave it to sana as a gift>created adam and eve and formed civilization as a gift to mumei, fauna nurtured and developed them but didn't create them>created IRyS through her creation of humanity, created bae/chaos through imparting her nature onto the universe>intends to become indistinguishable from the actual reality and combine herself into the ultimate entity>can never truly die, doesn't care about death and will be infinitely reborn until she realizes her goal of becoming one with her perfect reality
>>546773851 genuine "unicorn" to 100 convenient shitposters looking for any excuse to escape their own flaws that they refuse to admit
Who's the most different now than compared to how they were at debut?
>>54677573based
>>54677635Mamatori for EN3
>>54677348>giving manlets hopeYou're pretty sick
>>54677664this thread doesn't deserve towa
>>54677385none of them are genuine, their talking points would make no sense if they were.
>>54677539Ru...
>>54677675based
>>54677586>EN MarineYeah right. Marine is one of the most talented human beings in Hololive. I don't see her measuring up to that. Shiori is gonna be EN Ollie at best.
>>54677624can some please teach me how to use this shitty website? when i click the link i only see bijou's reply instead of the whole chain
>>54677383Wait, "more"? Who already watched something?
>>54677647>pureblood>not racistThe game was rigged from the start.
>>54677597They’re newfag catalog LARPers. Every time I see a “unicorn” talk about how they only care about what’s on screen, I laugh. Being a doxxnigger and a unicorn go hand in hand.
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>>54677317But it's not like you can just take them back, they are here to stay and permanent, you can't just build a bear vtuber edition and ask for a refund.Also I said it before but if we also had a NA Kiara and a JP Kiara then no one would every talk about dead hours again
>>54677701no one has ever truly deserved towas divine presence but she blesses us anyways
>>54677675the only correct opinion
>>54677537she auditionsthey contact her back
>>54677227>IofiQRD? I don’t follow the alien
>>54677315Kiara's streams are long, but they're not 10 hours long literally every day, which is what would be required for there to be no gaps in the schedulePlus as much as I like Kiara, 5 hours of superchat reading every day is probably not what most people have in mind for a healthy primetime schedule
>>54677619she just needs to tone down the overt GFE slightly. People want to be pandered too, but they don’t want to feel like they’re being pandered to. Especially when it feels forced/obligated right out the gate on debut
>>54676549Nah she streams morning to noon. What us EU people want is post work EU streams (4pm to midnight CEST)
>>54677664I will join you in doing so.
>>54677693From EN or all holo girls?
>>54677693Sana
>>54677741soon brother
>>54677675Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>54677756>>54677618
>>54677618no i get thati didnt know bijou also got an account leakedi thought you were peddling rrats about a supposed ffxiv account but i learned my errors before you explained
>>54677597they know they aren’t unicorns. their hobby is to fuel the flames of an imaginary culture war. that’s all.
>>54675488same energy
>>54677728shiokko ojisan...
>>54677586it's not her retard
>>54677543Yes
>>54677728you install the privacy redirect extension and use nitter insteadhttps://nitter.net/kosekibijou/status/1685728811101667328
>>54677592Isn’t it also a big timeslot for fleshstreamers? That’s an argument I’ve heard from time to time.
>>54676456This is why I'll never support yurifags outside of "haha what if they ate each other's vaginas"Seeing faggots break down over "normal" (pretend I used 500 parentheses because it's shiori here) people existing is hilarious
>>54676775Ive known alot of goth girls in my time and they differone was a small sickly girl that just liked to hang out in the woods and smoke weed and play videogames (took the lesbian pill and became stronger than me)one was a serious mall goth (black lipstick, tons of piercings, doc martens everyday, etc.) and would spend all her time either on myspace or at the mall loitering. became a trans manI knew more but they acted like regular girls, none of them larped as a edgar allen poe disciple or anything like that
>>54677540Soon my friend, I can feel it in my bones.
>>54677618the only thing of value for me personally would be figuring out what kind of porn she's into, but iofi's pretty up front about that kinda stuff already
>>54675290When is this smelly fujo going to do a handcam piano stream?
>>54677675Sanner...
W-would?
>>54677525This thread needs new blood, you are no longer needed old man.
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685725746202112000https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685725746202112000https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685725746202112000if the brat can force Innermae in anus to play with them I'd kneel. but I highly doubt.
>>54677624I thought Chloe was good at eigo.
>>54677725>Marine>talentedActing like a horny slut doesn't require talent. Marine is just a cumdump for coomers to jerk off to and that's okay
HIRyS
>>54675669>>54677094What's with the weird cope of deflecting to holos who just follow all holopro talents on principle? What kind of mental gymnastics do you need to compare that to following one specific homo over all the others? Clearly that's a delibarate move driven by an interest in him specifically
>>54677385I've never seen a "genuine" unicorn defend one of the girl from the schizos, what would even be the difference?
>>54676456>I'm a girl and I love her because she's straightHow the fuck does that work?
>>54677573Gura… you’re in danger….
>>54677491Why the fuck did you quote me retard
>>54677227THEYDONOTCARE
let's be honesthow hard did shiori shlick to all the GET ME PREGNANT postingare you telling me she would not do that
>>54677867better a dead thread than this shit lmao
>>54677867masterfully crafted
>>54677573Based
>>54677757All I ever hear is how this place wants an actual GFE streamer, now that we may actually have one you better not push her away
>>54676456based lesbians enjoying hololive without rrats, most of them making OC
>>54677618No, no, no. Moona revealed Iofi's account name when they played Raft.
>>54677869laplus sounds a bit like Reol
>>54677895If Fubuki couldn't do it I doubt Bijou could, unless she's VERY insistent to the point of dominating Ina's personality.
>>54677910There's a subsection of lesbians who seem to fall for straight women on the regular.
>>54677664The Towa
How do >we feel about Lamy getting along well with Kronii and Fauna, and Kronii teaching her Korean?
>>54676775watch fauna streamsapparently it's a shy girl who doesn't curse and is under the protection of an a few alpha-goth-girls who do hard drugs but won't pressure you into joining. naturally faufau ghosted all of them after highschool
>>54677895It's so fucking over
>>54677552You're in bro.
>>54677693Ame's the easy and obvious one there. I'd say Gura changed a lot too. In Council, Bae is drastically different.
>>54677731Kronii did Paprika recently, it was great
I haven't been asleep in several hours and I think I've truly finally found the key into finally figuring out the Unicorn Discourse.
>>54677895Bijou/Ina/Fubuki/Iroha raid stream...
>>54677921fuck you pebbleman
>>54676360Shame /hlgg/ can't do the same. We were warned. Never should have lowered the gates.
>>54677894The gem’s sheer cuteness bloke her blain.
>>54676022I don't care about unicornism, if you're going to collab with people outside of Hololive, have some sense to make sure they're not mentally retarded.Damn menhera needs to control her autism.
>>54677910>>54677963Straight women don't exist. All women are inherently bi. Look it up.
>>54677741Sir this is a KFP and we don't do that here
>>54677866I'm into some furry stuff but this is slightly too furry for me.
>>54677227Is Cover going to pay for all those games they have to rebuy?
>>54677573well I looked and she seems WAY more interested in big tiddy big ole titties so I think you are baiting for (you)s
>>54677834Yes, but that's usually used as an argument that they should be trying to compete in it, since people demonstrably want to watch streams at that time of day. JP's biggest streams are all going head to head with the biggest JP fleshstreamers every day
>>54676456BasedYurifags have become completely unbearable in the last years, the amount of man-hating lesbians and troons that latched on it to shit on men skyrocketed.
>>54677178Original songs with MVs can cost hundreds of thousands of dollars.
What if Ina joins the raid with Bijou? they aren't talking together, so it doesn't count as a collab
>>54677967
>>54678020Good, I hope Shiori will have sex with Kiara
>>54677997Right, I remember someone watched paprika, thought it was Ina. Was it good enough to spend couple bucks on membership?
I like Shiori because she is getting a lot of big titty art, I am simple.
>>54678020Well technically we're all buy. None of us have to be virgins. Just saying.
>>54677855Sana is dead, same reason why I don't include Aloe, Coco and Rushia
>>54677977I'm more interested in her interactions with Towa. They were very cute together.
uhh you sure it's her?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3012455714
>>54677963I can fix her but for lesbians
She was shlicking herself to sleep last night thanks to the shitposting. I hope you're all happy
>>54677967That deflection hurts to watch
>>54676894so do a ton of unicorn-friendly holos you inbred
>>54676022Its too late for that
>>54677961I believe in the Bijoucock
It's not her anons, it's just a kid larping as herhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3012455714
>>54677905Her follows are just really weird. She has all the official Cover accounts there, the JPs and IDs but no ENs, and then the HoloEarth official accounts. Like she hasn't even gotten around to following her genmates but she interacts with them a lot, so I don't think you can really read anything from them at the moment.
>>54678080No. She was high the whole time.
>>54678087based
>>54678058Yeah and most members don't do that
>>54676235So her and the dogs were friends?
>>54678087That's all I need as well, brother.
>>54677586Marine is fun and talented, this chick is just dull.
>>54677963Same with gay men. There's a chance someone you know has jacked off over you.
>>54678011>Gatekeeping larpgo back
>>54677951more than a bit i think i dont feel like making a soundpost https://viewsync.net/watch?v=wqEeUQr2d30&t=2450.790&v=ieF_TtJhAxo&t=1&mode=solotheres also the twitter video that i need to go find again to further my schizophrenia
I think every holo's breast size should be reversed
>>54678087Based
>>54678176But I ain’t cute
TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW TWEET NOW
>>54677653Great. Now I'm gonna feel irrationally itchy for the next like, 5 minutes and keep thinking my eye floaters are actually bugs flying just at the outside of my vision. Thanks.
>>54678175watch marines debut
>>54678087The porn is going to be amazing.
>>54678111Don't open this it's witch doctor with gun and capri sun
>>54678087Based tity enjoyer.
>>54678202Some gay men have really odd taste.
>>54678137we'll find out eventually, but I doubt its her
>>54678111>>54678137why would someone larp as a Hololive member? it has to be her
>>54678087big titty goth gf is best
>>54678191Like, a big titty Holo would have concave then? That sounds bad
>>54677894She's pretty good when she tries.
>>54677227most talents prefer their roommates to be linked as a backup plan. it's not like their roommates' opsec is so bad it can be linked to their irl identities.the main purpose is that it gives you a huge BATNA and if contract negotiation goes south they can quickly redirect their fanbase. I still remember when ame started streaming on her alt again, this board lost their mind and blamed mori for influencing her but it's honestly just a smart move.
>>54677644Isn’t the gorn fight pretty famous?
HOLY SHIT IT'S HER>https://steamcommunity.com/id/SHER-TYPEhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/SHER-TYPE>https://steamcommunity.com/id/SHER-TYPEhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/SHER-TYPE
>>54678038JP and EN are different beasts and require different strategies.
This is some weird shit.https://litter.catbox.moe/zfq638.png
>>54678223Perfect shape...
>>54678226That honestly sounded cool, how dare you lie to me.
>>54678247>why would someone larp as a Hololive member?Oh boy anon
>>54676022I want her to change everything about her not for unicorn pandering but because the lol sex ;), unironic uwuing and reddit meme goth gf is absolutely fucking unbearable. She can collab with every homo under the sun if she feels like. Considering debut personalities don't usually stick I'm hoping there's a chance.
>>54677367cute
>>54678139No, that's just twitter being broken. Her initial follows are the same as her genmates, everyone hololive girl, then some staffand official accounts, then their artist and their rigger.And then she added one single holostar
>>54678176Nah. Not even gay people like me.
>>54678265Ina is now Noel sized, Noel is now flat
>>54678080Yeah, she was into it
>>54678247>he doesn't know about the existing, proven larp accounts
>>54678282MODS
>>54678216I'm genuenly sorry you had to see that, sapling. Some people have no class, they just want to see others suffer.
my wife
>>54678286
>>54678189And I thought Aloe sounded like Reol but Laplus really does come close
>>54678282no...
>>54678286what
>>54677367One more
>>54678286i want to mine her pussy all day!!
>>54678226TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
>There is no place left in Holotori>I DECIDE who gets into Holotori>ME ME ME Why is she like that?
>>54678247Someone post those twitter roleplay account screencapsare those still a thing?
>>54678285The EN branch's strategy over the last 2 years has been intensely retarded and not particualrly successful, so maybe it's time they changed it a bit
>>54678375Told you they were the same person
>>54678286you haven't gone deep enough into nhentai i see. petrification is a tag
https://twitter.com/kowkarot5/status/1685719558101811200is ame actually retarded
>>54678286the gem pussy...gussy...
>>54678423
>>54678247>Why would you larp asHow new?
>>54678286You have unlocked Tainted Apollyon!
>>54677754You're moving the goalpost, you said that Kiara finishes by 5PM her time half of her streams. The only streams I can think of that fit this criteria is Holotalk, the very odd korean study stream or if she travels to Japan and does offcollabs with JP members, in other words, special streams. If she schedules GTA IV for Sunday next week for 3 PM, she will go 9 hours long almost guaranteed.I don't disagree that more HoloEN members should stream at EU primetime for better audience coverage and to erase a vast majority of dead hours, but with 20 streams per month on average, if you're from EU and tune into her channel during prime time, you only have 1 day out of 3 on average where she isn't streaming something, and that's with considering her break days, after all she can't be expected to stream all 7 days per week realistically.
>>54677951>>54678189>>54678372https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Zk55CpFEM&t=691shttps://twitter.com/RRReol/status/1627345280441151488
>>54678126Huh? I just got here, what are you on about?
>>54676456Kek they can neck themselves for all I care.
>>54678358It's no big deal, it's not like I don't run into bugs a lot IRL.
>>54678328If Twitter's being broken about followers, what makes the fact that she's ONLY following the one homo reliable? I'm not trying to defend her or anything, but it just seems like kind of shoddy evidence if there's an issue with the entire follower system.
>>54678423she already made a point that it's ridiculous to expect to add every fucking bird into the group
>>54677043>soongo back nerissa
>>54678247I played against a dude in TF2 who was larping as Kiara
>>54678327SOUL
>>54678423>Why is she like that?Who? Mumei?
>>54678482and that point is retardedthey debut girls once every 2 years
>>54677937>boys>knowing what they wantnot in this lifetime
>>54678519No, Subaru
>>54678286Cute naive anon
>>54677348her body count must be 69 or something
You can't see it, but Ina's probably being a dope right now
>>54678482>>54678423>>54678523should've picked Turducken
>>54676711Goth girls are just loser nerds who dress edgy so people don't talk to them.
>>54678286Kaela fucking destroyed her
>>54678440It's always 172. 171 is a good guy, but this guy? A real jerk.
I'm almost convinced that shitposting is almost like unironic crack cocaine.
Aren't Shiori Novella's hips.. TOO wide?
>>54678428On the contrary, meeting untapped demand in underserved timeslots was actually one of their good decisions, it’s just unfortunate that it’s come at the cost of leaving others empty.
>>54677937it gotta be tasteful like rushia you know? shiori is classic twitch ethot, which is not classy gfe
>>54678574Perfect
>>54678542He's talking about weine, wetawd.
>>54678523Cover is retarded for debuting a bird girl in every single new gen
>>54678482that's not for her to decide anymore
you told me there was no yuri baiting and she is straight???????
>>54678573>unironic crack cocaine.There's ironic crack cocaine?
>>54678423Alpha Female is in charge bitch
>>54678482>said Mumei isn't part of holotori because it's supposed to just be the original three friends>lets her join anyway>says Lui isn't part of holotori because she's not really a bird (???)>lets her join anywayI think it's just Kiara having a woman moment.
>>54678554>implying I can't
>>54678523there are JP and ID as well.you say it's retarded until you've got 10 people in there. what's the cutoff?
>>54678574She should fuck my face
i think that lapslus
>>54678461Yeah, and if you like Kiara (and I do) then HoloKiara has a relatively decent scheduleThe problem here is this depends both on everyone liking Kiara, and Kiara working her ass off streaming 3 times as long as everyone else in the branch while never taking a break
>>54678635letting mumei in was a mistake desu
>>54678482why is it ridiculous? I thought it was holobirds not kiara's (forced) clique?
HoloEN should all stream during NA prime, at one point the overlap becomes so much the numberfagminded ENs begin dodging to earlier hours like Mori is already doing
>>54678439Yeah
>>54675988sorry making as a 720 webm turned out to be a slightly bad idea but its okhttps://files.catbox.moe/wmsvdp.webmt. your friend, a random Zain-kun
>>54676775My personal experience was a tomboyish goth girl, she would act like a fucking bro at times while other times she would get fluster if you treated her like a girl and would change a lot from wearing skirts to loose baggy pants, enjoyed tons of edgy shit and made quiet dark humor jokes. She was taken though so I didn't even make a move on her.
>>54678614I don't get it anon she is talking about scissors
>>54678482The group's only definition is that it's birds. Excluding new members from it is dumb.
>>54677487They need to karaoke collab again
>>54678591>tasteful like rushia
>>54678625technically shitposting would the ironic crack cocaine, even down to the similar side effects.
>>54678625It's called fun dip. Please don't snort fun dip I had a student do this once and the sugar ripped the insides of his nose apart.
>>54678591i didnt really like her approach, but cmon shes far from a "twitch ethot". you seen those girls?
>>54678625Legal socially acceptable drugs like caffeine and alcohol.
>Shiori split is already a messThis fucking place
>>54678009FUCK YOU
>>54678607Are you sure it's not Lui?
>>54678625Yeah it's called flour mixed with pixie dust
>>54678549All me.
>>54678707>splitsWho gives a shit
>>54678573this but instead of shitposting i just insult the jannies and ask which girls will play armored core
>>54678698qrd?
>>54678625Whitney Hustoun got into it as a joke, and look what happened.
did any of them mention musical tastes? do I have hope for a metal singer who will do blind guardian songs during karaoke?
>>54678709kek
>>54678691Wait, so you're saying snorting fun dip is worse than snorting crack?
>>54678461This was my similar point too, and honestly she's on the higher end of EN when it comes variety streams so there's something for a lot of people
Shiori is mehBijou is a better Gura and InaNerissa is a better Kiara, Mori and KroniiFuwamoco are better Mumei, Fauna, Irys and Bae
>>54678549Shiorin's thick fujo cock!She's the one who plaps!
>>54678698It was better back then...
>>54678614here's hoping she gets converted into another dyke by being in hololive. look at what Mori has become.
>>54678733link Amebee mod
>>54678653>i thinkstop that
>>54677139You just reminded me of this:FACT: NEWGROUNDS WAS FUNNY WHEN WE WERE ALL 12 LIVING IN THE SUBURBS LISTENING TO LINKIN PARK WATCHING DRAGONBALL Z DRINKING PEPSI WHILE PLAYING HALO CO-OP ON THE EASIEST SETTING DURING WHICH WE CONSUMED DORITOS AND LOOKED AT PAINTBALL GUNS ON EBAY IN INTERNET EXPLORER CONNECTED THROUGH AOL ON A 56K MODEM BEFORE HOPPING INTO OUR BALDING FATHERS' LATEST MIDLIFE-CRISIS-IMPULSE-SPONSORED JAPANESE-BUILT SUV TO HEAD TO THE MALL AND GET MORE SKATEBOARDING SHOES AND THIRD-RATE IRREGULAR LEVIS AND MOUNTAIN BIKE PARTS BEFORE HEADING HOME, VOTING DEMOCRAT AND MASTURBATING TO THE LATEST SEARS CATALOG WHILE HUFFING PAINT IN YOUR GARAGE BEFORE TALKING TO PEDOPHILES ON AIM PRETENDING TO BE WHATEVER CAMWHORE THEY'RE RANTING ABOUT ON MYSPACE WITH A MATRIX QUOTE/ANIME CHARACTER NAME/TRIPLE SIX-ASTERISK-PARENTHESES-SURROUNDED SCREENNAME BEFORE HEADING TO YOUR SUPPOSED "GOOD SCHOOL" IN THE MORNING TO BUY MORE POT TO SMOKE DURING YOUR COUNTER-STRIKE LAN PARTY WITH JIMMY AND THE REST OF HIS FRIENDS TAKING RITALIN AND ADDERALL AND PROZAC EIGHT TIMES A DAY BEFORE TAKING A CASUAL PASS AT LOCAL, STATE OR NATIONAL GOVERNMENTAL FIGURES, LEGISLATURE, OR STRUCTURE TO APPEAR EDGY AND INTELLIGENT IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDWEISER-SNEAKING, LIMP-WRISTED, NEAR-TO-COLUMBINE SOCIOPATHIC "DEEP" FRIENDS WHO PLAY THE VICTIM WHEN THEY START LOSING ARGUMENTS SIX DAYS BEFORE THEIR BOTCHED SUICIDE ATTEMPT SIMPLY BECAUSE SCHOOL TRAMP NUMBER TWELVE WOULDN'T GO UNDER THE BLEACHERS WITH THEM TO LET THEM GET TO SECOND BASE BEFORE THEIR THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY.
>>54677367Fuck this brings back memories of the good times.
kek chloe
>>54678748Bijou said she likes video game OST’s. I was paying more attention to Shiori’s taste in books and tv
>>54678748I don't think so oji-sanGura sang Sabbaton once
>>54678707I'll split your hole in half (doesn't matter which one)
>>54677516hey girl
>>54678482>Concept of the group is to get every Hololive bird into a unit>Welp that's enough I'm randomly satisfied by that number. No more membersShe could've just do what she did when Mumei and Lui were added, call the original unit something bird related like turducken, and the biggest group holotori
>>54678709I'll show you who's the boss of this pavement
>>54678776>look at what Mori has become.Mori is just faking so Kiara can't be sad
>>54678748Bijou said she loves videogame OSTs, and did an anime cover right off the bat.
>>54678692i just met her and she already claimed that we're on a date and that she's the girlfriend. in a 100k cock carousel.what a slut
>>54678757I mean it's not addictive, but it's basically like shoving sand up your nose.
>>54677573Finally a holo that will get along with Gura!
>>54677516>>54678805BANZAI
Why the twins are on the same channel? Its cool
>>54678630>Bitch female is in charge alphaFtfw
>>54678707Splits are trash/gem/ is constantly seething at Gura for example.I expect Nerissa's to be full of eggs by tomorrow.
>>54678523holotori covers all female branches
>>54678791>>54678790>>54678829SHIT, ah well. nothing wrong with liking video game music.
>>54678780https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/96659
>>54678707splits don't self govern until she has dedicated fansgive it 2 streams
>>54678857Why contain it?
>>54677573Gura been real quiet since bijou dropped
Watame just brought a drink directly into my mouth.
>>54678831? you lost me there bro
>>54678876Is this a cock length tier list? If so, Bijou should be lower and Fauna should be higher.
>>54677573Uh? Yes please?
>>54678795Of course this place is filled with gay niggersPrison rape is black culture, you are on white land, behave accordingly Obongo.
>>54678876Kiara should be on there at least 3 times.
>>54678681>>54678807Subaru and Mumei aren't even birdsI don't see why it's a problem if the unit is just whoever Kiara feels like putting in it, that's how Shiraken and Umisea and so on work
>>54678848What if the amoguses are just mechsuits and they're all piloted by cute girls?
>2 superstars>1 niche member (ASMR/artist/etc)>1 gamer>1 runt-of-the-genhas Cover figured out the most optimal mix to debut per generation?
>>54678876Ame's debut is unironic pure peak sovl Kino. I'm sorry that your IQ is too low to understand it.
>>54678883cheating on irys? please sudoku
>>54678611Correct, it's management's decision. And this is what they decided.
>>54678707just let them get bored after a few weeks when people learn to stop replying to their bait. once there are actual streams to discuss they'll get filtered.
>>54678886arigatou
>>54678876this tierlist is about the smell of the anuses btw
>>54678896I mean even when they self govern they could turn out like /hirys/
>>54678948wym mumei isnt a birdare owls not birds
>>54678876>newfag nigger pretending that he was there for mythGo back faggot
>>54678876No one was ready for Ame's debut, and I see that some people still don't understand the meaning behind it. When you get it, it's easily a SSSSSSSSS
Is the rock woman white haired or purple?
>>54678991>he thinks owls are birdsRetard
>>54678610That's the only point in defense of Kiara. She warned Cover to no make more bords. There are like thousand of interesting species in the animal kingdom but these retards keep going for birds
>>54678611>>54678964Kiara did get to do a bit of input, it just happened that Kiara and management views on this matter aligned
>>54678807just let kiara have her TURDucken and moom lui and the new girl can be the holotori gen 2 sub group which would be miles better anyway probably if the new girl isn't kronii 2.0
>>54678876>Sanago back
>>54678876Bijou's debut was painfully generic. No soul.
:)
Will ID4 get the same special treatment as Advent on their debut day(s)?
>>54678948Retard
>>54679013lilas
>>54679013weren't people arguing that it's blue to fit into the blue cunny chuuba list?
>>54679013looks more purple to me
>>54678991Mumei isn't an owl, she's just a shapeshifter. Even her human form is just one sha takes out of convenience. She said if humans get wiped out she's just turn into another animal and start overseeing them instead.
>>54679048worse, it had calculated SOVL
>>54679027side note: what the hell you can hear animals on google now
>>54678807why does it matter what they call it? and most of these replies clearly didn't even watch the stream
>>54678896Give the splits 1 week until they settle, just like how you do with new hires.
Where are the colors, teamup anon? Fix it now! I need my free calendar updated by a fan out of the goodness of their heart to be completely accurate!
>>54679008>>54678956You should write a 7 hour video essay about why it's secretly kino and not shit like people do about star wars movies
>>54678991>>54679067She has feathers stuck in her hair in 1/3 outfits and her bio says she "looks owl-like"Kiara and Reine are explicitly birds in their official lore and lui has wings on her head
>>54678876Kiara's ghetto mic was pure soul
>huge ufo announcement by the usa government>0(zero) reactions from the /x/ holosHow long must I wait for their comments?
>>54677573Uh, where's the terrible news?
>>54679085Buzzwords were already meaningless but you're somehow making them even more worthless
>>54679013light lavander
>>54679110just use holodex?
>>54679060Splitting Debuts was retarded, fuck Council
>>54679085Tactical soul?
>>54679082She has no true form so any shape she takes becomes her real self.Moot point.
>>54678876Remove Sana
>>54679150Holodex is shit as a calendar.
>>54679118You might be autistic.
>>54679013Her hair is kinda Reine-colored
>>54679027Anonchama...
>>54679130it's fake and gay, the dude's source was "trust me bro"
>>54679081That's grey...
>>54679125The mic wasn't bad, but she didn't know that it needed an amp to function correctly.
>>54678247https://www.twitch.tv/finalfantasyxiv/clip/TemperedPricklyPigSMOrc-2bfjwZrlZQL_89e2
>>54679110He already posted that teamup wants an extra $15/month to add more colors and he won't pay for it
>>54678707>The 1 day old split filled to the brim with shitposters and people who don't actually care about [talent here] is bad!Wow, huge news...
>>54679130who are the /x/ holos? ame?
>>54679110team up has a limited amount of colors and there are not enough colors for advent
>>54679090https://www.google.com/search?q=elephants?????????? GOOGLE IS LYING??
>>54679110If I was him, I'd change the event color and use that for Bijou, and give Shiori some kind of dark purple or green.
I was asking anons yesterday if I should get into FGO and they all said noSo I got into Honkai Star Rail insteadFirst character I got was a cunny, which I'll take as a sign
>>54679233Reine
>>54679225>>54679243What the fuck? It's so fucking over.
>>54679219Holy shit! It's THE fucking USADA PEKORA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w&t=239shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w&t=239shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhhnLOWa19w&t=239sTHAT'S IT I'M POSTING A WARCRIME
>>54678247>he wasn't around when cover had to address the issue of larpers on several sites.
>>54679085It was peak forced synthetic non organic sovl you could say
Man it feels good having a cute and funny girl that streams now I can leave gura
>>54679264>bootleg trails but gachayeah no fuck that
>>54679037Idk people all of a sudden think Holotori is a management unit, the girls themselves have control over their group
>>54678876Sana's way too high. It was fine, but it didn't make me immediately want to watch her next stream like Bijou's did
>>54679219MEIDOS
>>54679264>getting into HoyoshitMy condolences
>>54679189>>54679090I just realized that joke is 13 years old and I am fucking dying inside because there's people that won't recognize it
>Bijou is going to beat Elden Ring before Ina
>>54679291
Why are you using teamups when Holodex exists
>>54679233Only Pekora and Reine
>>54679335Because Holotori is an ACTUAL unit now anon.
>>54678439Watching ame try and bomb that wall during the pizza time was the equivalent of sisyphus trying to push up that rockhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N970Gw4B55U&t=3417s
>>54678480Because the followers you know tab still works and you can just follow shiori and go to any ENs profile and see that she does follow them.Because the older follows are the only ones that get cut off anywayAnd because the following count on the profile is not broken either and hers is 78
>>54679264>should I drink piss?>No>okay I started eating shit instead Good job I guess
>>54679110I propose that Teamup anon just uses one color for every gen.>Red for Myth>Orange for Project: Hope>Yellow for Council>Blue for Advent>Dark Purple for ID1>Light Purple for ID2>Grey for ID3>Announcements / Events in Green, either from Cover or notices from Teamup anon himselfThat way we get more info but also work around Teamup's limit.
>>54679243Then is time to stop with your “ADHD” and pick your favorite.
>>54679366I don't use any tools except my subscription box and listening to /hlgg/ when streams are on
>>54679380No.
>>54679264You shouldn't get into that either. Or any gacha.
>>54679354Fuck off old man. Nobody cares about your dino memes
>>54679302Shitpost all you want but Bijou was neither cute nor funny. She reminded me too much of Kobo and that's a bad thing.
>>54679135>le everything I don’t like is a buzzwordif you retards had it your way we would have to talk like Charles Dickens characters to be taken seriously
>>54679424Then use the KFP-manned schedule website that doesn't have this problem.
>>54679366I don’t use holodex or teamup because I only watch one stream at a time.
>>54679110You gonna send him the like $200 extra he'd be spending extra year?
>>54679366Where does Holodex layout the entire week in a visual format? Genuinely asking here.
>>54679375https://twitter.com/kowkarot5/status/1685719558101811200
>>54678558She insists on using Japanese names
I kinda wanna fuck the rock
>>54679374Yes but it's them with management "support" not the other way around. Decisions like who is included in the group won't be a management decision
>>54679436It's a pokemon meme..
>the twins will be the hag ones why the desings go to the wrong girls?
>>54677367>https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1685064375852494853Alright here you go
>>54679457>She reminded me too much of KoboKobo is a massive fucking normalfag and BJ is a gamerthey aren't alike at all
>>54677910yuri mindbreak
>>54679457This smells like chumbud cope
>>54679459Are you really trying to say "SOVL" isn't a buzzword?
>>54679366Holodex is only really useful for knowing about streams in the very near future. Scheduled streams are only even on there for a few holos because it requires a volunteer typing them all in and only a few people bother to do it for their oshis
>Anons whine because new bird won't get in Holotori>Anons whined because Chloe got in UmiSeaThere is no winning with you retards
I hate webp files.https://files.catbox.moe/rh4h2w.webphttps://files.catbox.moe/9mo61s.webp
>>54679459i would be in favour of that
>>54679473I refuse to use it on principle of the fact that I hate KFP. Kiara is fine and in my top 5 holos, but I can't stand KFP.
>>54679459>if you retards had it your way we would have to talk like Charles Dickens characters to be taken seriouslyWhat a perfect world, ESLs could never intercede in a conversation among humans again
>>54679110we're gonna move to a different platform, Fuck those teamup jews
>>54679590Saplings?
>>54679546No, I’m saying buzzwords are fine to use. The same people who complain about buzzwords bitch about tropes, like it’s possible to even communicate without buzzwords or write a story without some tropes
>>54679518Aren't all pokemons from your era all dinos or some shit?
Just coming back to /hlgg/ since yesterday, do we love Shiori yet?
>>54679516It actually depends on managementLook at Umisea, they do what they want
just watched Bijou's debut since i passed out yesterday>cute>funny>very respectful to senpais>obvious hololive fan>cute singing>spent her debut funds really well with animated transitions and introshe's perfect, i'll take her
WHY HASNT ANYONE DRAWN RIMJOB SHIORI YET IM GOING INSANE
>>54679617Why not google calendar
>>54679624Yeah the porn of her is gonna be great. I'm not gonna watch her, but I am looking forward to that at least.
>>54679366I can use teamup to sync the calendar to my phone google calendar app. It's helpful to check times when I'm not at home.
>>54679590Bro...https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/save-image-as-png/nkokmeaibnajheohncaamjggkanfbphi
Can't wait for Shiori 3D, she shines with her 3D stuff
>>54679612Who can hate a face like this :3
>>54679590Hot
Please help I can't stop watching this on loop
>>54675815They proclaimed her the first straight hololive member and wept
Are there legit no streams until mio in like 3 hours and mumei in another 3?
>>54679590why does she have armpit textures at her middle side rib
>>54679590Just convert to png then.
>>54678748Shiori mentioned she liked Metalocalypse
>>54679659What a dumb photo op
>>54679646We love bullying Shiori. Imagine corrupting her genshin account. Or crushing bugs in her face. Or neutering her cats. Or telling her Sherlock Holmes isn't actually real.
>>54678286The cradle of desire...
>>54679663>Wanting to see a bookworm get rimjobed. What is wrong with you?!
>>54679667Yeah I was thinking either that or the KFP calendar
>>54679654That was my original point that Holotori is not a management made unit, so switcheroos that umisea had wouldn't happen with them
GIVE WATAME A SCALE FIGURE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>54679700Enjoy this respite while you can because the future will have too many streams
>>54679659based pebblebro
>>54679720*Metalopcaylse
>>54679646she keeps digging herself deeper
>>54679459If only, imagine a world of Barry Lyndon chuubas in Gothic Lolita
>>54679720She must be a hag then. Zoomers wouldn't know it.
>>54679612Thats a bit autistic but i can understandI hate a good portion of my fellow KFP outside of global
today seems eerily quiet compared to the nonstop karaoke relay yesterday
Can I have some Nessies? I wanna start my new folder off right.
>>54679544Smells like pebble cope to me. Kinda sad that you're feeling threatened by a small shark child desu.
>>54679772you want to hotglue right
Nerissa isn't going to be excluded from HoloTori considering the description of them being an official unit literally hints at her joining it.
>>54679539>BJWhy are you calling her like that?
>>54679753But Sherlock Holmes is real?
>>54679776NTA but I'm considering jumping ships from gura
>>54679765i mean i want to GET rimjobbed by the bookworm
Still laughing that 15 seconds after the word was shown, we had the nickname pebblephiles.
>>54679570There’s a schizo who seethes about HoloX being included in things and a schizo who seethes at Kiara’s mere existence.
>>54678748nerissa will be the chosen one.
>>54679819it's her name
>>54679774Only in the 5 hour window everyone has decided is the only viable time to start streamsWell except Kiara.
>>54679570Nerissa is a Holotori and an idol in training
>>54677597All the 'unicorns' here saw 5ch posts going 'male voice ah ah ah ah', didn't realize they were MOCKING unicorns by pretending to be schizos, and went "omg they just like me frfr". EN unicorns are literal parodies. Jokes that should be mocked at every given opportunity.
>>54679659is this young Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson?
>>54679473I recall several issues with it when I last used it (2 years ago)
>>54679823Amelia Watson is real. Sherlock Holmes is just part of her made up lore
>>54679833t. deadbeat
>>54679808
>>54679808The Dark Phoenix Killer of Kiara
I'm going to catch up on this. If you want to imagine we're watching it together, I will be starting at XX:45, so in a min or twohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqEqeiqskEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqEqeiqskEI
>>54679774How about a round of gartic phone then?
>>54679797There are zoomers that are 26 years old right now
>>54679843Anon her name is not blowjob, it's Bijou..
>>54678671thank you, its greatly appreciated!i couldnt find a good picture of these two together so i just put this together really quick in mmd
>>54679837A zomrade and deadbeat respectively
>>54679539Bijou plays the most normalfag games out there lmao.
Alright, everybody's got their own opinions right now, and tensions are high. It may not be the right time to ask this, butAny rimjob art yet?
>>54679823Anon-chan I'm not sure how to tell you this...
How come no one brought up that management also wanted to keep Holotori at 5 members for the moment?Or that Nerissa's likely roommate is a die hard kfp so she's probably fine with it.
>>54679810It's the other way around, you're more threatened by a new chuba encroaching Gura's niche
>>54679818Kiara literally already talked about all of this at length and very unambiguouslyShe will be welcomed as a bird but can't be in the idol unit right away because they already have activities planned out for months, plus there's the simple logistical issue of her not having 3D
>>54679874>Ame is real>one of her adoptive dads is not realtry making more sense next time
>>54679818Yeah but she will be joining the actual unit in like a year with 3D and all that stuff
>>54679816I'd have to buy two if I wanted to do that.
>>54679685Kwonii so cute
>>54679853yeah sure anon, everybody would love homofag collabs if nobody ever posted 5chan screenshots here. You fucking moron
>>54679833you've been at for almost 16 hours straight, don't you get tired from spamming the same falseflag over and over again?
>>54679914but I like pps
>>54679570she's an intern in holotori. Not like she's getting into any of the concerts when it will take at least several months for a 3D.
>>54679793No, Kaela is the one who does the digging, stupid.
EVERYONE DROP WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE DOING.I HAD TO SLEEP THROUGH IT BUT NOW I'M WATCHING THE VOD AND THE 3RD GEN LIVE IS FUCKING GREAT HOW DID THE THREAD REACT?
Free Google Calendar account allows creation of up to 60 calendars.
>>54679900I’m a zoomer and I literally have a 30 year mortgage.
>>54679921She's a deadbeat
>>54677292I was one of those.
>>54679972what, are u gay?
>>54679302Gura has literally been streaming, anti. Wtf are you even talking about?
>>54680005copebeat....
>>54679833Same fellow pebble bro! Already dropped that dusty old shark for my new cute rock loli wife.T. Day 1 Chumbud
>>54678748I'm hoping that one of them would at least know of Imperial Circus Dead Decadence of Akatsuki Records...funnily enough i'd rather ask for opinions on those 2 here instead of over at /jp/ or god forbid /mu/
>>54680002I would rather fund teamup.
>>54679992just check the archives dude, basically we like Bijou and not so much Shiori
>>54679968This is the first time I've talked about it. Seems like others share my opinion though so I don't blame you for mixing us up
>>54679980>several monthslet's be real, their showcases are at least 2 years away. gotta do the paywalled holofes appearance first.
>>54679863It works fine, but you can tell the UI was designed by a programmer who doesn't know what they're doingBy default it shows homos so maybe some people run away screaming before they notice there's a button that hides them
>>54679918[Sad News]
>>54677367
>>54680015No way
>>54679918you and me both bro...
my brain cant even think
>>54679926All Holotori threadwatchers can be directed to this post >>54679926
>>54680052dumb ass JP 3rd gen live
>>54679924This time for sure, sis.
>>54680067ID3s probably getting 3D this year, hold your doomposting. EN3 will have a good pipeline unless one of them has a lot of RL shit.
>>54680020SEAbook is always behind
>>54679926>right awayThat's to not close doors if there is someone she really likes in the future.Everything else is your own cope. All she said was she MIGHT accept one in "the far future"
>>54680099DO NOT
>>54679900Zoomers are after 2001 iirc
>>54680099stop
>>54680052we LOVE Shiori here
>>54679968it’s the guy who always posts about how happy he is about Mori hating Gura, he hasn’t been tired for 6 months
>>54680052NOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. THIS.
>>54680052>WeI love how delightfully mentally ill Shiori is. I don't love her, but I'm eager for her to get her shit straight and start doing schizo menhera streams.
>>54680067Why do you always seethe about it poorfag?
>>54680099dont post it
>>54679992Shiori = walking yab timebomb, only mentally ill fags liked herBijou = perfect angel saviour of EN
>>54679797What even qualifies as a zoomer now
>>54680020Conveniently right before the new gen dropped. She feels threatened which is why she didn't make her own pebblesona. She doesn't want chumbuds that only watch Gura to find out Bijou exists
>>54679944>Ame shipped her two dads together Why is she like this?
>>54680139sex
>>54677573>[Terrible news]
>>54680020Please understand, their bots haven't been updated yet.
>>54679907>kenzie deflection
>>54680005Was she? I remember seeing her in Kiara's chat quite a bit but not Mori's.
>>54679906yes they don't interact much but i get the impression there's a lot of mutual respect and fondness there. like from last year's bikini stream.
>>54680139Why are her clothes exploding?
>>54680024typical kenzoku post
>>54680119no. 1995-2000 is normally considered fringe/elder zoomer and 2000 and on is definitively zoomer.t. born in early 2000
>>54679992>shioriCoomers on suicide watch and dorkchads winning. Thread reaction to her is "meh" or "I can fix her">bijoupebblephiles and mass kneeling
>>54679895Enjoy, anon. It was pure kino
>>54680139Why is she melting?
>>54680015>>54680011There is no way Mumei had a job
>>54679765What's wrong with eating Shiori's asshole?
>>54680153>>54680122>>54680118
>>54680148Highlight of this was Pekora doing exactly the pose in the I’m Blue song
>>54680191I ate the explody fruit and touched her clothes.
>>54680139too big
>>54680143So it's actually a deadbeat? Yikes
>>54680243NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>54680164Young people I don't like. Turn around is fair play, because they misused boomer first.
>>54680157>>54680205RETARDS HE WAS TALKING ABOUT SANKISEI LIVE CONCERT
>>54680052>we
>They fell for the glowie accountHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
>>54680187deadbeats try to claim every chuuba oshis mori and keep humiliating themselves with 0 to 5 each gen.
>>54680060We know it's you because you never get the phrase "jump ship" right. It's "jumping ships" or "jumpship" or "jumbo shipped."
>>54680243Towa...
>>54679955Thanks for immediately outing youraelf as a newfag larper
>>54679980>take at least several months for a 3Di don't understand, it doesn't actually take this long for other corpos. it used to be that they need to hit a min subcount before cover would pay for the model but they are starting off with 300k subs nowadays. so what gives?delaying an important streaming assets just for shits and giggles? as a black company punishment? i literally can't think of a reason why.
>>54680243no...
>>54680257BIGGER
>>54680281Oh yeah
>>54680052>>54680157>>54680205How did literally everybody who responded to that guy read the question wrong? How fucking low is the reading comprehension in this thread?
>>54680243This time I'm really gonna do it
>>54680257Too gay
>>54680243
>>54679753>le ebin vidya creepypasta larpdumb and gay
>>54680296jumbo shrimp*
>>54679992shiori was great until she talked down to chat and told them to respect her collab choices
>>54679992>>54680148KFP anon was part of the show
>>54679992use the cheese extensiontop tier live, would reccomend
>>54680165She literally talked about Advent multiple times during this week. Are you trolling or something? Watch streams, retard.
I'm going to bed and time traveling to watch the debuts, see you losers in the morning
>>54680301been here since yonkisei debuted and I have always hated homofags. Try again!
>>54679833>>54679135>the girl had settled into a 4 streams/week schedule for like half a year before graduatingSomething tells me that a lot of ex-cumshart pebbles are gonna turn anti real fast in a year when advent starts getting their 3Ds and some actual behind the scenes holo work
>>54675526>Phasmo>ToTK>FFXIV>Goose gameAre you for real dude
>>54679992Looking at the reply I think you should have said “Sankisei” because it can get really confusing saying “Gen 3” now
>>54680302It's because coof closed the border and then the studio situation was fucked after it reopened, they're still gradually working through the remaining IDs and ENsHopefully by the time EN3 get to the standard 6 months in they can just do them
>>54679852>>54679980The intern thing is an excuse Kiara made up so people won't get mad
>>54680317>>54680148>>54680103I thought the priority here was EN, go back to >>>/jp/
>>54680368when did this even happen? not saying it didnt, it seems like something she could have said, but does anyone have the timestamp?
>>54680317tells you a lot about the people that shitpost in this thread huh
>>54680293I don't do shit.
>>54680302at this rate EN3 will get 3D in 2 years and it will fist be shown at fes concert like always
>>54680317To be fair, it's pretty hard to distinguish between Advent and Sankisei from just "gen 3"
>>54680360A shrimp cannot be jumbo
>>54680360Yeah, me
>>54680410they all have mocopi nowadays
>>54680139Looks cool
>>54680165If she felt threatened why would she not stream this weekend instead of saying on a public stream that she wants to let Advent have the stage?
>>54680445
>>54680307BIGGER!https://files.catbox.moe/hc6vqq.jpg
>>54676522It's taken from this SiIvagunner Fusion Collabhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMOSdp0mb8https://siivagunner.fandom.com/wiki/I_Love_Beijing_Tiananmen_Fusion_Collabthere is no deeper meaning to it.
>>54680425retard
I'm gonna get my rocks off to Bijou
>>54680317>How fucking low is the reading comprehension in this thread?
>>54680389>yonkiseiSo admitting your a newfag now? Lmao.
>>54680188maybe more in the future, yeah?
>>54680317It's still ESL hours
>>54680445a jumbo shrimp is just a prawna jumbo prawn is a lobster
I feel like I missed something, where did the Nerissa soup memes come from?
>>54680392Are you replying to yourself or do you genuinely believe that those "dude I totes switched oshis teehee" posts are real?
>>54680464Mocopi is a gimmick for joke streams. You just cannot do a serious concert with it.
>>54680225Yeah, it's only the first song but it's great already
>>54680536ESLchama...
>>54680510BIGGER!!!https://files.catbox.moe/4elwaa.png
>>54680536It's been so long since anybody called me a yonkisei newfag. Thank you anon
>>54679992>Anon is enthusiastic about sankisei live>Braindead retards only talk about the new EN girlI feel for you Anon...
Why is she such a weirdo?
>>54680425I don’t see EN in the thread name, I do see Hololive tho
>>54680446EN has never actually used gen numbers in an official capacity, everyone just has "EN3" stuck in their brain from a year of complaining about them not being here yet
>>54680370Fat fuck
>>54680422not sure who or what you're arguing for but you do you buddy
>>54680360Yeah me
>>54680559A lobster is a jumbo crawfish.
>>54680445Explain me then
Man, Torpic Thunder is fucking hilarious, why did you guys never tell me
>>54680446"Sleep through" and "live" are pretty distinct context qualifiers though so reading comprehension would be the issue here.
>>54680257Gay
>>54680257ThisShiori's tits should be drawn model accurate but her thighs should get bigger instead
>>54680563demon of song -> demon of soup
>>54675562Hey, me too!
>>54680563She was partially blocking the word "sound" and people misread it as "soup."
>>54680563a twitter artist misread Demon of Sound in her debut PV as Demon of Soupunderstandable, i originally read it as Demon of Soul
>>54680368You people are such stupid fucking retards I hate you all so much. Girls aren't allowed to collab with men/anyone I don't like but if they do they have to tell me upfront. But actually fuck you, you're a condescending whore for stating your intentions upfront in the most mild inoffensive way ever like everyone's been telling you to do. Oh what? You didn't even say you'd be collabing with men, you were just asking your watchers to abide by basic standards of civility while you're collabing with anyone? Too bad we've already decided you're not ONLY a whore but ALSO a controlling bitch.I hope you all die, genuinely. You deserve it.
>>54680317Tourists and catalogniggers have entirely overrun the thread.
>>54680627Thanks for admitting I'm right
>>54680345You misquote, retard?
>>54680302Japanese paperwork being fucking ancient and inefficient so there's a massive backlog in cover's 3D studios and renting studios for 3d being fucking expensive (kiara commented about renting a 3d studio in europe being worth five or six figures iirc)
Good afternoon we hate kronii here
>>54680608Greentext means quoting anon, sorry you forgot that
>>54675526The most w*man taste in games conceived, during debut week no less
>>54680422ogey
>>54680563There was one frame of her in the official gen trailer where the "demon of song" text was partially obscured and looked kinda like it said "soup"
>>54680508>>54680630>>54680641What's with sudden influx of fat fucks?
>>54677081I discarded everything you said after het. Go back to seething about her not liking pussy, carpet muncher.
>>54680695ogey rrat
>>54680445>jumbo>shrimpAren't they antonyms
calling them advent is still retardedi will stick to calling them en3
>>54680684Suichan...i kneel
>>54680641
>>54680317To be fair both Fantasy and Advent are gen 3, I usually call the former “Sankisei” tho because well, they are Japanese
>>54680617She's an Asian woman.
>>54680712yeah you were just quoting what I said THOUGH
>>54680684They should just not hire male collabersWhat's the fucking point
>>54680698never reply to me again
>>54680684>Suishitter>dogshit opinionkek
>>54680740Hololive fans eating good lately
>>54680766But do you call Myth EN1 and Council EN2?
>>54680766No one says "EN1" or "EN2" though. We use Myth and Council, and IRyS tm.
>>54680684Didn't read lolStay mad or whatever
I'm looking to buy as many dogo coins I can buy.
>>54680445What you talkin about?
>>54680684>suisei "let's make 2023 the year of hololive and holostars interactions" hosimati
>>54680165>conveniently right after she came back from multiple japan tripspay attention
>>54675526>these repliesWhat is good video taste for you then?GSG?Boomer shooters like HL 1 & 2?Engineering games?
>>54680750shrimp just means short. They can still be massive fat fucks.
>>54680684Damn anon you could've just called him brown and called it a day
>>54680774should have gone with Breach
>>54680684based
Kronii cute
>>54680663>>54680678>>54680687>>54680723Naruhodo ne.
Imagine if the twins only schizo hag with two voices
>>54680721Is this real?
>>54680797I could say the same retardo
>>54680786or you could just not be a male watcher instead
>>54680684A reminder that the hoshiyomi raided Pekora and told her to kill herself and tweeted IRL photos of rabbits getting their throats cut.
>>54680716It's not a rrat. Think about what "intern" means in this case.>Still not a member if Holotori>There is no place in Holotori and Kiara isn't doing that so new girl can "prove herself">Will have no mission related to HolotoriIn the end it's just a nice way to say she won't be in Holotori even though she's a bird
>>54680838Gacha games and MMOs are irredeemable garbageNintendo / Soulslike games are trite
>>54680822They are going to be great. No drama will affect these two, you'll just be able to tune in and watch one of them play some dopey ass game while the other commentates, and it'll be super comfy.
>>54680684Based, correct opinion.
>>54680816Omega won...
>>54680684cringe
>>54680684Too many words. I'm still going piss in Suisei's ass after sticking a toilet brush up there.
>>54680655Finally someone who gets it
https://youtu.be/kMDJpeRfX8k
>>54680766I thought they were going to be called Breach, which is at least 2x better than Advent.
Please play trouble in terrorist town bros….
>>54680911>Still not a member if HolotoriESL, everytime
>>54680684Based
>>54680866Yeah Advent really doesn't make much sense for a bunch of prison escapees. What the fuck are they supposed to be the advent of?
>>54680684kill yourself homofag
>>54680838anything that isn't asian slop
>>54680816Do people call HoloX gen 6?
>>54680925Omega died so our numbered EN gen sins would be no more
>>54680903I don't watch males. But they shouldn't hire male collaborators either. All it does is foster division and piss people off, there's no upside
i can't tell if shiori is bigbrain or not by intentionally causing so much dramathat's very in character for a menhera you know?
>>54680684You need a girlfriend anon
>>54677921lol
>>54680645we fucking told you retard. You knew it was gonna be kino when robert downey jr. is playing an aussie playing a black man.
>>54680969The arrival of the Final Yab, of course!
>>54680684holy based
>>54680911Why do you care so much about Holotori when you clearly dislike Kiara?
>>54680978HoloX is a pun on the number 6 anyway so it doesn't really matter. Some of them introduce themselves as gen 6 sometimes
>>54680317
>>54680966I'm still right though
>>54680961Based, I wanna see Fauna Allah ackbar the rest of EN
>>54680445>he doesn't know
>>54680433I couldn't find it on the vod.
>>54680684There's a simple solution to this: don't collab with men.
>>54681031WHERE ARE THE LEWDS GIVE ME THE LEWDS
>>54680684>post suiseilol
>>54681066Dj Pekora on the Piano
>>54680374kyute!
>>54681066Post the funny one
>>54681043Wdym? Kiara is my oshi
>>54681052How the hell is haul ox a pun on 6?
>>54681057Fuck>>54680962
>>54680993Who do you think is more likely to have had a girlfriend? The autistic "le males" dramafags or the people who hate those autistic dramafags?
>>54681134Neither?
who is excited for the parasite stream?i can't believe she's doing webcam for her first stream, i wonder how she managed to gather the specimens for the microscope.the local species will dox her region easily right?
>>54681134nobody in this hobby has a girlfriend
>>54680962For me it's Unfortunate Spacemen
>>54681091My wife
[Watame One Piece Update] Blackbeard is actually a villain!?!? She's still in Alabasta though.
When did hate watching become so common here?
I just ate 3 burgers in a row and now my heart rate is sitting at 150bpm
>>54681125Ho roku su