/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54519225
based and blessed stream, thank you Mr Jap

>>54519225
Let him cook

thinking with his dick thats what

>>54519225
make holo en become true idol

>>54519225
being based

>>54519407
How do you oshi someone individually in a real idol group all these bitches look like clones

>>54519310
He's earned "Jap-sama" on this alone.

Dimitri Jap is EN director, whatever this MV was Hololive JP if Marine and Okayu decided everything.

>>54519225
Yeah, WTF? Fauna should be sitting on Kronii’s laps. Take note, mr Jap or whoever in charge of this

>>54519489
anime rotted your brain

>>54519225
He forgot the golden rule, stockings stay on during seggs

>>54519225
He will terminate all your homo,sisters
wait for it

>>54519407
left most girl is not even smiling kek

>>54519407
arr rook same

>>54520602
wow she's really got a scowl going on
probably didn't stick around long

>>54519225
creating perfection

>>54520602
It's probably her gimmick.

>>54519225
SEEEEXXX SEEEEXXXXXXXXXX He was thinking it would be good to have more of that. And he was right.

>>54519310
fpbp

>>54519225
I'm not complaining.

>>54519225
I KNEEL JAPMITRI

>>54519225
He filtered out the filth from the pureness and indirectly told everyone how he feels about particular members of hololive by putting them into whore squad

Marine on stream rn saying she has now realized that despite how much people tease her for being short, that's how fans like her

>>54519225
i don't mind things that are pandering, but the MV just looked like shit. really should have gotten another animated one

>>54520602
that's the girl that attacked in an event, and sent to Mexico of all places, this is her https://www.youtube.com/@Annalamexicana

>>54527448
This stream was so weird broh. Its not catastrophic but how coombrained were the staffs. Is it some b-team and the rest are on vacation? This was so coomer-oriented.

>>54519225
SHAAARK

>>54528590
Everything up to the MV was part and parcel for EROLIVE during the summer

>hmm, i think i'll be based as fuck today too

>>54527448
>We cannot be friends, and we should not. I am only for sex

>>54519489
>>54521206
Thats the best part
You can love them all equally

>>54528882
UUUUU Mommy is making my crotch feel tingly

>>54519225
based comfort women

>>54528882
Ok Fauna thats it. We had a seiso thing going between us, but no more. Now im violently raping you.

Don't look too closely at Fauna's leg.

>>54519225
They have a million dollar studio yet their movements are stiff

>>54519407
>Asians don’t look all the same

>>54528851
I dont see Kronii or Fauna that way, but i guess staff san figured saplings and kronies as demented perverts after research. But then why Okayu and Towa, they are not ero.

>>54519407
I just had a terrifying thought looking at this picture.

Imagine being tied to a chair feed 2bottles of Viagra and being forced to impregnate each of the them with no rest...

>>54529713
they're finally learning

>>54529713
>okayu
>not ero
lmao eop

>>54529713
does he know?

>>54529547
i went to look to see what the deal was and was amused

>>54528180
Hey that's the girl my mom watches all the time, shes always telling me about her. She tells me "consiguete una chinita bonita como ella", if only i could mom, if only i could.

>>54528117

>>54529713
>Okayu
Nice job outing yourself as a concern trolling nijinegro.

>>54519225
>>54519225
The thing sisters don't seem to get is unicorns aren't against lewd content. They're against lewd content that includes other males. If the girls want to do sexy poses together I'm all for it.

>TLDR: It's okay when Hololive does it.

I liked the stream itself but that MV was shite. I like fanservice as much as the next guy but getting real people involved and putting holos in bikinis and what might be a love hotel as a setting together just made me fucking cringe. It also just looked like shit animation and choreo wise. It was just terrible. Terrible. A strip scene, really now?

Did like the actual stream though.

>>54529777
>>54530233
>>54529830
No i dont fucking know. I thought she just 'fatto catto' with seiso voice. Hontoni.

>>54530339
t. a homosexual

>>54519225
He cooked, he cooked real good.

>>54530073
Is this FFXVI ?

>This level of coomer pandering
Cover must be in dire straights if they're resorting to this bottom of the barrel level of "entertainment.

>>54527448
Then why isnt erofi in the 2nd group instead of the first?

>>54529713
>>54530404
why do people have extensive discussions about matters they have no knowledge or interest in?

>>54530432
Oh fuck off. It was lazy as fuck.
>3DPD hired hostesses for no good reason
>They're in swimwear, but put them in a completely different scenario (a party house or something)
>That marine dead or alive model which was used for no apparent reason
>Literally just lined up everyone in a straight line for the dancing, and everything else 3D wise was done in a different kind of 3D so the styles didn't mesh
It's so far out of left field with everything. They're supposed to be idols, not like party thots or whatever.

>>54530565
>>54530690
We get it, you're gay. Nobody cares. You have too troon out for attention these days.

>>54530796
You mother fucker if this is the standard of fanservice you want then you may as well be asexual.

>>54519225
This was kinda cringe not gonna lie. I hope this isnt going to be a regular thing.

>>54530862
Anon. Remove that cock from your mouth. I can't understand a word you're saying.

>>54519407
Imagine the smell

slippery slope

>>54528882
So this is the "I am not your friend" anti parasocial chuuba Ceres Fauna?

>>54519225
ITT:

>>54519225
Cool stream except for
>>>>>>>>3DPDs
No one fucking wnats to see that shit. If Covers target audience cared for these whores, they wouldn't watch VTubers and Japan wouldn't have a birthrate crisis. Fuck off with that next time.

>>54531570
do your friends regularly strip for you?

>>54531210
This will not end well for Cover Corporation. Mark my words. The moment they touch my oshi with some shit like this I will wage war.

>>54519225
This MV has a bit of NTR feeling to it not gonna lie, especially if you're not super rich; the limousine, the billionaire's penthouse
hot as fuck

I mean I'm glad they've at least accepted that HoloEN is a virtual brothel

>>54532382
Because it's a live display of stockholder's mansion

>>54530690
>They're supposed to be idols, not like party thots or whatever.
it feels like the ones who got into this for the idol aspect were baited
It's like 80% hostess bar at this point

vtubers should know their place as onaholes

>>54532779
yeah, but not for you or me, or any fan

>>54519489
You have to watch the supplemental materials like variety show appearances and magazine DVDs. If you live in japan you can attend her concerts regularly where the girls get time to talk during "MC" intermissions. That's where you start to see their individual charms of personality.

>>54532779
why not watch any of the thousands of actual sluttubers out there

>>54519225
So what stream was this..? And does anyone have it archived?

>>54532893

>>54533552
Newest MV on official hololive channel.

>>54531977
>>54531570
She meant to say
> I'm not your friend, but your wife!
Holy shit I kneel!

>>54533752
It's a cruel world we live in.

>>54533765
Just watched it. Did not really feel like Hololive at all, was kinda strange.

>>54519225
Time to Dimitri Fap

>>54530507
Honey Select.

>>54519407
Is this JAV???

>>54533987
Agree. Especially when a billion human women came pouring out of the gates. Weird stuff.

>>54534082
Some type of ojisan has taken creative controll.

>>54519407
I don't know who these are but I'm picking her.
Rate my pick.

>>54534479
Whoever has the most childlike body ToT. Alternatively who has the most naturally plump ass.

>>54529713
>okayu not ero
goddamn man this board really is made up of tourists

>>54534082
here's a rrat:
JP governement actually invested in Cover to show that human female exist beyond vtubers and telling the fans to get laid because Japan's birth rate is declining faster than last year.

>>54534845
inb4 jap government forces all holos to do real face streams to encourage real women sex

>>54519310
Sure let's thank him a lot
>>54532893

>>54519489
I suspect they don't look quite _that_ similar to Japanese people.

>>54532893
Towa shouldn't have a say in anything

>>54535295
Why the fuck would the individual members get a say in what Cover produces and how they market their brand? lmao

>>54534845

>>54533987
Same. It was really weird with the near-explicit lyrics and the random 3D women and Marine changing into that JRPG looking model.

>>54536075
Those shots of the girls singing in bed looked super awkward too.

>>54530073
DOA DLC when?

>>54519407
God, asiatic people are so ugly.
It's a good thing anime try to emulate a more western phenotype.

>>54534845
>>54535131
>declining birth rate is due to men

>>54540594
It isn't fully, but the JP government wouldn't accept that

>>54540594
Kinda, the average japanese woman is faaaaar more impressive than the average japanese man. In other words, japanese men are underperforming and are not keeping up with the times.

What i am trying to say is *ahem* ABE LET ME IN I WILL FIX THE BIRTH NUMBERS FOR YOU, I AM 6'5" WITH GREEN>>54540594
EYES AND NO GENETIC DISEASES.
PLEASE I BEG YOU, I WILL CREATE THE NEW JAPANESE RACE THROUGH MY PENIS, GIVE ME A CHANCE.

>>54528180
>sent to Mexico of all places
and she is happy in Mexico because of familia

>>54528882

>>54519225
Thank goodness Peko is the children's hero and would never participate in one of those.

>>54537627
This is the only way they can redeem RTX Marine, actual DLC for DoA or Tekken.

>>54535295
There's a reason why suisei didn't go there, holy fucking christ, if you think towa has an issue, yeah she does, she'll ask about this in the future or to be digitally removed, this is the girl who got lamy's incompetent old manager fired and Nene's 3D sped up, this ain't nijisanji nigga.

>>54519407
https://youtu.be/MBuJ5R2KBKo

>>54519225
He was using his dick head to think

>>54519225
>Dimitri Jap
Pretty sure this is a JP project

>>54519225
POST FUCKING VIDEO
I WASN'T ALIVE WHEN IT HAPPENED

>>54535753
You don't even know first thing about business so shut the fuck up.

>>54528851
It looked like bad MMD at times, but honestly the weirdest part was the 3D at the end, together with Honey Select Marine

Author: So in this MV the talents will act like sluts, getting into limousines spreading their legs on top of the car, taking off their clothes, doing porn star poses in bed.
Holostaff: cool!

>>54545674
Did you see how they acted before they showed the MV? Choco literally squatted on us (the camera)

>>54546037
give me timestamp where Towa squatted on us

>>54546150
Sorry she just bent over and spanked her ass at us

>>54545674
> be Fauna
> travel to Japan
> get corporate mandated thong and swimsuit
> forced to act like a whore for few days
>has to "entertain" shareholders
> goes home and pretends to enjoy the trip

>>54527448
>Reine
>whore squad
Did I miss something I don't watch streams

>>54546472
hot

>>54519225
yeah, there is something wrong with Fauna's left leg

>>54519225
>>54528882
BROS WHERE WAS THIS
TELL ME
PLEASE
I BEG FOR MOM

>>54546660
Use Google you dense fuck

>>54546660
the new mv on the main channel

>>54546472
>gets impregnated by old fat business man
>has a japling baby

>>54530796
That creepy Marine caused my dick to shrivel up. I don't know what you'd call it but that wasn't sexy

>>54530796
shut up jew.

>>54530576
We can't tank viewership

>>54519225
In the past, women sold their bodies out of desperation to earn money.
Now women who aren't desperate for cash pay to sell their bodies to get attention?

>>54546883
>she kills herself after hitten the wall and mental illness
>the baby is actually a hapa QT built for BWC
>failing infrastucture of the US, she ends up with a BWC Ojisan because no one cares, young.
That ojisan, me.

>>54519407
I imagined them as Holo JP dox and arranged who I thought they would be. Please rate my mental illness.

>>54519225
>Houshou gets her default skirt instead a G-string
Why?

>>54548852
Why is Iroha the depressed one?

>>54519225
based and blessed stream, thank you Mr Jap

>>54519225
I never want to see 3D marine ever again, she looked so creepy

>>54531977
>>54533860
>>54529503
>>54529448

Gachikoi Illness is something else, good to know you'll never experience what touching grass is like

>>54553519
Already did. The reality of 3DPD nature literally broke my soul. Im still in shock and traumatized by the horrifying void that 'lives' inside these creatures.

>>54540944
>ABE LET ME IN
Abe can't let anyone in anymore...

>>54553925
So you're lying now to sound like you're anything special?

Even if you did, I can't imagine it was anything to write home about apart from a call-girl quick

>>54554141
No.. thanks.
But at least whores know what they are. You havent seen the dark fields out there and the nightmares that roam free. The evil. Vtubing is the light of the world. It is the last place with some warmth and wholesomeness. Everywhere else is just a rotting abyss covered in dark roasted mutating fleshflabs.

>>54546475
Anon shizo.
Reine still good.

>>54519225
ssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff

>>54529115
you've never had a fuck buddy?

>>54548852
Iroha always ruining the collabs