/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

2views is nothing. You haven't experienced terror until you've made the mistake of speaking in a 1view chat and they immediately start interacting with you.

>>54500922
You're too scared to talk to women in general holobro.

>>54501226
>enter 1 view stream
>starts talking to me
>reply in their chat "Don't speak to me." but dont leave
>awkward silence for a few minutes
>quietly ends stream

>>54501620
Holy shit

>talk to 2 views
>they respond half the time
>one said my username was cute and remembers it
It's addicting. I can't go back to watching high 3 views and 4 views

>>54501620
sure showed her

>>54501620
That poor girl

>>54502607
Skill issue, get your 4view oshi to say your user without any SC or membership.
Mine read out my name and said good morning to me when I said good morning in chat.

Sometimes I like to find low view count JP chuubas and then use English on them so I can see them struggle to read it and then put it through a translator and then finally say "ahhhh sankyu sankyu *tries very hard to say my name* arigatou!"

>>54500922
>start by interacting with anons here
>hone your psychopathic skills
>return to the 2views

>>54502734
And I only say nice things if they have a retard baby anime voice. If they sound like a normal jap woman I would just be rude (in english). Love the reaction, they see an english comment and get excited and saying welcome and stuff, and then all that goes away once they translate it.

>>54502884
Wow, I hate you.

>>54503080
Well, I love you. :)

Sucks for you. I talk to OnoLumi every time I catch one of her streams and she always responds. It's pretty fun.

>>54501226
C'mon, Anon. I don't bite.

>>54501620
Wow. You're a literal autistic cunt.

>>54501226
2view means 2 viewers, please respect board culture newfag

>>54501620
this should be illegal

>>54501620
how can so few words make me feel this bad

>>54501620
I will save her. You will regret this, anon.

>>54501226
I did that... I'm unironically happy she is graduated, the cringe would be so much worse if she was still around. I still cringe thinking about it to this day though...

>>54501620
>their
>>54502225
>>54502631
>>54502670
>>54503969
>>54504250
>>54505046
"their" is code for tranny tho, so your sympathy is misplaced.

>>54505261
Holy fucking shit you are absolutely brain broken or ESL. 'Their' has been used like this as a third person singular possessive pronoun for hundreds of years.

>>54505386
>Their' has been used like this as a third person singular possessive pronoun for hundreds of years.
Famous libtard myth lmao

>>54505535
Damn, I can't believe the libtards went back in time and edited thousands of works of literature going back to the 14th century. Truly they must be stopped.

I feel this way about any less than 10 viewers streamer. Makes you wonder how any low viewers streamer grows.

>>54500922
>>54501226
what's the worst that could happen?

>>54500922
Same. I think it's because I feel like I need to continue chatting after they reply. Like its not just a one-off comment, but I'm committing myself to a whole conversation. It feels like I can't escape anymore. That's what scares me.

>>54505261
>>54505535
>being this mindbroken

>>54505261
You sure have tranny on your mind. Suppressing something?

>>54502734
I used 2 views JP indies to practice my broken japanese, gave ptsd to a couple of them

>>54505759
you don't actually think people like that read any kind of literature outside of badly translated manga, do you?

>>54504163
Please don't lecture me on board culture. The number is the order of magnitude or the number of digits for any maritime-africans trying to read this. 2views is 10-99

>>54500922
>Find a cute and earnest 2view
>Chat is a little slow, so I send a message praising her singing
>She gets flustered and thanks me
>I come back next stream and say hi
>She remembers me
>Give a like to one of her tweets
>She starts following me
No, fuck off, I just want to support you anonymously, don't put pressure on me for keep watching your streams

>>54507138
Burn everything and start watching her on a new identity. Repeat every time she tries to get close to you until she learns that strangers on the internet will never be a replacement for friends.

>>54502884

>>54507138
Groom her.

>>54500922
it's one thing when they respond, but it's dangerous when they sound out your username.
it's equivalent to leglocking, these girls are fucking scary.

>>54507138
you should manipulate her and become her manager

I spoken to jp 2 views with basic japanese or simple english was fine desu.

>>54502884
>>54501620

They're is a special place in hell for you.

>>54502884
jesus forgives all but you can be damn sure he's gonna give you a staredown

>>54500922
You're too scared to talk to women in general holobro.

>>54510188
Fuck off my board normie. Women are scary.

>>54501620
The rope is too good for 'people' like you you

>>54505535
Eslnigger...

>>54507138
She loves you, you must return her love.
Marry her. Make babies.

>>54501620
Please cease existing.

>>54500922
I made the mistake of interacting in my 2view's chat and now whenever I say hi she drops whatever she's doing and says hi, asks me how I'm doing, and says she's missed me and it's been a while... bros what do I do..............

>>54510721
She's your girlfriend now.
Congrats anon.

>>54510721
Be honest with your feelings. Tell her she makes you uncomfortable. Tell her you need some breathing room.

>>54501620
actual menace to society

>>54510721
Grats on getting a chuuba gf anon

>>54510775
>>54511165
I'm not even simping I just say things I feel are genuine like saying she has a nice model and that I admire her skills in x, and try and say fun and nice things because people deserve to feel good. what have I done

>>54511639
I will steal her from you so you don't have to worry anymore.

>>54510721
you made it anon wdym
this is why people watch 2views, to have a stronger parasocial connection with the chuuba because they actually read your stuff. she doesn't have to be your virtual gf if that's not what you are into, could just be a friend or something. if you want to be ignored watch 4views

>>54501620
how many 2views cuties has this anon killed...

>>54510721
It's too late. You will have to ask her on a date, have sex with her, marry her, have kids and grow old with her. You wouldn't want to be a whore now, right anon?

>>54501620
Chad move. All the previous replies to this are from groomers who would send her penis pics unprompted.

>>54514263
nice projection, sex pest

>>54511639
You deserve this 2view gf anon now go and make her happy
She's a good girl right? You want to make her happy don't you?

>>54514263
Fuck you that's slander.
I would only send penis pics when prompted. What do you think we are? Monsters?

>>54514263
Projecting anon...

>>54501226
>>54500922
Get regularly read in a 4 or 5view stream. Hard ModeDon't donate ever

>>54501620
you should hang yourself anon, you do not deserve to live

>>54515588
she is. she responds to every message I post too

>>54502884

>>54505535
this nigga prolly has a profile on twitter with the vatican flag in his username where he insults the vaccines to "own the libs"

funny as fuck

>>54500922
>>54501226
Time to make a trowaway account and see what happens is it heaven? is it hell?

I just got back from vacation, what's with these 2 view thing? any context?

>>54501620
this physically hurt me to read, just say you're shy or something

>>54510721
You have to marry her now.

>>54511832
thinking about it a couple of weeks ago I appeared in chat and she remembered what plans I had the previous week and asked me how it was. I can only conclude that I accidentally groomed her and I don't know how

>>54505261
you are unironically retarded, please unlearn my language you spasticated monkey

>>54510775
>say "hi" to a girl
>interact with her positively
>she is now you girlfriend
Wait, it was THAT easy?

>>54526060
yes except you have to do it with a real person

>>54502685
Some low 4 view holo (Risu and Iofi so far) have said my name and I'm just a random grey name
Only works with holoID though

>>54526060
Of course not, or I would have hundreds of girlfriends by now I have none

Remember if you post a comment in a 0-2view channel that is likely the only piece of visible human engagement they will get for hours, days or even weeks. Since they are narcissists they WILL think about it. They will lie awake in bed as it lives rent free in their head. The best strategy is to post something simple and earnest that will get under their skin. Something like "This is boring." or "Is this AI generated?" work the best. It'll prod at their insecurities without being seen as an obvious troll comment.

>>54500922
>see 1 view playing a game i like
>pop into chat and have fun talking about the game with her
>keep showing up because we had a fun time
>one day i wake up to a notification that someone left a comment on a youtube video i uploaded
>it's her
>for weeks now she has been watching my youtube videos in release order and leaving comments on them
>i've uploaded 200+ videos over 7 years
>know she is actually watching them because her comments contain timestamps
>has been watching 15-20 videos every week commenting on each one
>she is over half way through all of my videos

>>54528966
Anon... why have you not asked her on a date yet? What exactly are you waiting for?

>>54501226
>open's YT in mobile
>random 1view chuuba playing Animal Crossing in recomendation in a sea of other vids/streams
>tries to swipe down
>accidentally opens stream
>"Ah fuck"
>panics and accidentally sent a random ass smile emoji
>She sees it and welcomes me to her stream with only 2 active viewers
>seems cute but I'm not supposed to be here
>Other viewers welcome me
>now I can't leave and had to pretend I'm interested watching a game I don't even like
>3 hours later, shes ending the stream
>Thanks her viewers whom you can count with just 1 hand
>"thank fucking god its finally over"
>She shills her Discord server, specifically mentions me and wants me to join
>quickly pulls out a burner account and had to join
>later finds out she may or may not be in highschool and possibly may or may not be underage
>Clearly, the people in her discord are grooming her
>She sends me a PM
>"Hope to see you next stream anon" :)
How the fuck do I get out of this? This has to be an FBI sting right?

>>54529631
Save her bro. Save her before it's too late.

>>54510721
fucking humblebragger

>>54528966
Jesus Christ how terrifying.
I would probably delete my account.

>>54529631
Ah, the Yukinoshita Peo experience.
Be thankful no one gifted you a membership. I had to sit through a few watchalongs of an anime I didn't even know.
The girl is very cute, but the content isn't that great. I can't shake the feeling that I'm rooting for one of my little nieces in one of her projects, reacting hyperbolically to everything she does.

>>54500922
>>54501226
It used to be intimidating for me but, if I can project a bit, part of that is a scarcity mindset. After a year of hopping around small streamers, I've gone from being afraid of messing up to intentionally saying some unhinged shit to filter out the NPCs. If they're not on my wavelength there are hundreds of other streams to check.

>>54529631
Your chance to groom early anon, it's a blessing in disguise

>>54529631
If you suspect someone is underage, they're probably underage and you should probably stop right now before you land yourself in boiling water.

>>54501620
There's a special place for you in hell anon. what are you doing

>>54528966
BASED

>>54505535
im an ESL and you make me look good

>>54500922
I got rather parasocial for one that I followed... eventually they noticed and pushed me away pretty hard. I don't know why I got into that bad state of mind but man I am in such a bad way about it that I don't feel like I can watch another one again.

>>54502884
what the fuck man, that’s too far

>>54502884
what the fuck anon

>>54502884
>the EOP audience isn't worse

>>54500922
Just remember they are people too, horny horny people with lewd desires and lewd bodies.

>>54502884
And then I swoop in while she's silently crying and console her and she falls in love with me. You're an awesome wingman anon.

>>54528966
Marry her immediately

>>54501620

>>54501620
I laughed but that is horrible.

>She never streams again
>In another timeline anon becomes her first subscriber
>She becomes more confident gaining many viewers
> Anon becomes a mod for her channel then eventually her manager/agent
>She eventually joins hololive and eventually surpasses Gura and becomes the largest most subscribed vtuber in the world making millions
> She then says to anon
>" It was because of you that my dreams came true please marry me and let's start a family. I want 5 children and we will live in our villa by the ocean side with our millions and loving children.
>But anon fucked this up.
> She goes back to working at her call center job
> Anon stays a virgin for the rest of his life covered in Cheeto dust grime and sweat in his mom's basement

>>54502884
This guy is literally sabotaging all the overseas sexy guys from getting a dorky autistic femcel Japanese girlfriend

>>54528966
Pictures or it did not occur

>used to my messages not being seen from 4views
>go into 2view chat for the first time
>post some random shit I expect to be ignored
>she actually reads it and responds to my dumbass message
>start following her and sending nicer chats because I feel bad about it

>>54528966

At first I started making videos just for the hell of it
then I started to become fun making content
seeing people actually watching it and then making comments makes it really worth it.

Congrats anon.

>>54541988
Redemption arc

>>54502884
i have to save them from anon...

>>54501620
SEAnig behaviour.

>>54506953
>gave ptsd to a couple of them
What the fuck did you write?

I know /vt/ is a shithole but i'm glad to see morality not completely gone with the reaction to both >>54501620 and >>54502884

>>54500922
HOUSHOU MARINER MY BELOVED

How do I effectively shill my fav 2 view? I want her to grow so she can start ignoring

>>54548810
Obtain clout, then use said clout to shill her

>>54510721
You got yourself a girlfriend by not even doing the bare minimum. Congrats.

>>54547773
Vt is for assholes, were not completely subhuman like those anons.
They are filthy animals that need culling

I think this is on topic, do you guys think a fully anonymous chat would work or would improve the streaming experience?

>More honest feedback with the streamers
>You still would need an account to post, so if you're an ass, you can still get banned

>Enter 0view stream
>Can tell when she glances over and notices i'm there as she starts trying to fill the void talking about the game
>Voice is clearly shaky
>Wait a few minutes and then post a spambot link message
>She takes one look to the right and goes completely quiet afterwards
>Mission successful, exit stream

>>54549536
As a 2view, nah. I like to see who is posting but unless they're a regular I'm not going to remember their username so it might as well be anonymous.
As a chatty shitposter I want the streamer to know it t'was ME. I was the shitposter.

>>54501620
You're an asshole.

>>54541584
>Call center job
Wait she was an Indian all along?

Oh while I'm thinking about it I was watching a recent daily dose of internet and someone called the streamer a one brick Lego piece or something and the streamer had a shitfit and banned him.
People get booty blasted over the dumbest shit. If you get "in trouble" for posting your cringe that wasn't the streamer for you anyway.

>>54549536
Then you don't really know who is a regular

>>54530385
>Ah, the Yukinoshita Peo experience.
It hurts...

>>54549536
oh hell nah, look at this place nigga

>>54501620
Why did this post make so many anons angry?

>>54551539
We're assholes, not monsters.

>>54551539
The mad anons are the 1 views.

>>54551539
They don’t care that it happens to billions of men on the daily. Women truly live on easy mode.

>>54500922
Anyone who is too scared to talk people online should just end it. Stop being such a fucking loser.

>>54501620
>enter 1 view stream
>start talking to them
>realize being noticed by a 1view is too easy and nothing special
>leave
It gotta be at the very least a 3view to feel good.

>>54501620
Nigger

>>54501620
GIGABASED

>>54551773
Women are like children anon they need protection and to be lead.
I trust men to be strong