/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

My wife is cute.

I love my ghost busting wife.

coni in diapers

Riro is cute!

To the glory of lady Poko

How big is Poko's bladder?

Bruh Yuko got fucking scammed, she won at lost at the same time and the mission failed...

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark.. alway rember happy day!!!

we're almost there fuoybros!!

>>54498118
Go to bed Fuop

I've missed many a poko stream for being too early but this might be the first poko stream I miss for being to late

I want to sniff Coni's feet

>>54497841
Should have just done the eggs with a single bottle at this point

I love this creature so much the yuyu.

>>54497802
Sovl

>>54497822
She's wearing diapers because you went too hard on the anal, sorry anon

Popo LOVE

I love her so much

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

>>54498350
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

>Poko is in CEST
Wait, what?

>>54498444
yes, central european summer time.

>>54498444
She is from Sweden have you watched her at all all this time?

Poko will never finish that red bull

Can’t spell Yuko Yurei without P, for parasocial.

boonight everyone

What is ACPA?

>>54498747
Goodnight

>>54498807
kek

>>54498747
Kunight boo bro

>>54498785
An accountant

>>54498785
a CPA anon. not ACPA

Jesus fucking christ how long has poko been streaming? Like 8 hours? What the fuck dude. She streams more in a day than a handful of chuubas do in a week

Stay strong boo bros

>>54498890
Sowwy I am ESL...

>>54498807
You’re my new favorite jewbro

>>54499024
Hfw she lets my put it up her poop hole for the first time

Perfection.

what are these retards saying it's not ok to put water into your ear?

>>54499184
They're retarded. One time, I paid $100 to go to an urgent care for them to flush my ears with their tapwater. I just do it myself whenever my ears get clogged now

>she streams for long hours
>but its minecraft
Damn you monkey paw...

>>54499184
They live in 3rd world countries like all of Europe and dont have clean water

>>54499449
What would you want her to play for long hours?

>>54499449
It's just a zatsu with some gameplay interruptions. I enjoy minecraft streams.

>>54499271
>>54499472
They go swimming with these.

is peo uto
is asking this a bannable offence

>>54499449
she just did 5 and a half hours of zelda though, plus a members stream before that

>>54499184
Water can get trapped in the ear canal and cause an infection, happened to me before. Not really something you should be autistically worried about unless you're swimming all the time or bathe in sewage or something, though.

>>54499510
NTA but Factorio.
impossible for women though

>>54499567
She is not, dont worry

>>54499600
>impossible
not impossible, phase has multiple factorio streamers

>>54499618
there's a clip of her asking chat not to say uto's name too much, after confirming they're sisters (papa)

anyway she's cute, so is uto, thanks momo

I love this cute and funny, dorky and lovable, blue-haired, silly brat so fucking much bros!!

>>54499743
she really is the best

>>54499271
$100 isn't bad by american standards is it? my friend paid $500 to see his doc for a cold despite engineer-tier health insurance

>>54499849
It was also 2016, for what it's worth

>>54499600
Not being a shill here but try watching Jelly from Phase, her model is from Yuko's mama and she's autism incarnate
And before anyone screams about Phase to me let me remind you there's a Phase collab tomorrow so they're our friends

>>54499849
>$500
How do you even decide when to see a doctor with those prices?

>>54499944
pcg is in the OP cabal I think you're fine

Amazing stream. I hope Yuyu enjoys her shower.

>>54499184
I'm more confused about all the people telling her to not use q-tips. Like, literally just don't stick it the whole way inside the ear hole and nothing bad will happen, just clear the wax from the entrance once or twice every day and you'll be fine forever.

>>54499968
That's the thing: you just don't go to the doctor

>>54499968
he was very reluctant to, but his health insurance was such that he paid maximum $500/year out of pocket and the rest was covered
so I guess it's a matter of if you can go without for a year or not

I'm a leaf tho, maybe US will get single-payer too someday so momo doesn't have to do any sketchy healthcare tourism

>>54500040
the real advice is to go to a japanese maid ear cleaning service

>>54500139
How does that work for white people since our ear wax is wet?

man, poko never tires huh

>>54500179
can we not use the thingy thangies the nips do?
but all the asmr..... anon you're ruining my immersion

>>54500230
cleaning your ears manually when you have non-east-asian earwax makes no sense

>>54500202
Imagine the sex TuT

>>54500273
huh I see
yeah I've never once cleaned my ears so I guess thar checks out, I thought it was some kind of semi-obsessive hygiene thing

>>54499944
Phase are friends, they are all good girls
The only phase related thing anyone here gets mad at is pippigers and thats for a pretty good reason.

POKO MORNING STREAMS NO MORE DEADHOURS LETS GOOO

>>54500421
WOOOOOOO

>Fandits are the most dramatic fanbase
It's pokover.

>>54500421
Poko is great for me because shes not my oshi so I dont feel bad falling asleep to her streams and shes very cute and enjoyable.
And Minecraft is perfect for just kind of jumping in and out of a stream so its even better.

Anyways boonight everyone, im gonna go watch in bed

>>54500632
She even said it's ok to nap during the stream.

wait for $30 I can get head in minecraft?

So can we expect more streams like the Yukonade one or no? That was honestly one of the best Idol Corp streams by a mile. Got a laugh outta me, which is rare.

>go go be with your own people
Poko continues to be based

>>54500273
Some people just build up a ton of earwax merely by existing and it's hell if I don't clear that shit every day

>>54500273
my ears get greasy as fuck and make using earbuds a problem unless I clean them out, sometimes itchy too

yessir yessir~

For the love of god please shut the fuck up you cringe unfunny faggot

>I love minecraft
Poko's so cute when she's having fun. She's cute when she's ragequitting, too. She's just always cute.

>>54501288
How new?

>>54501288
go bitch in the discord instead of here faggot

>>54501462
t. cat

>>54497709
OP Reminds me of this drawing an anon made some time ago

>namefag post
>anti-threadshitter reply
>namefag post
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

>>54501330
Her happiness is so contagious

>>54501592
its so incredibly pathetic
idk how someone lives like that

>post a picture of a faggot who isn't in their discord clique
yeah fuck that autist!
>post a picture of a faggot who is in their discord clique
REEEE kill yourself faggot!!!

>>54501731
accurate

>>54501731
where in the curve are we at now?

>makes up scenario
>seethes at it
incredible display of mental illness

>>54501782
At the 1st peak.

>>54498118
yissshhhh

>>54501817
why weren't you crying when anons were calling out shanta the red?

>>54501840
but that means we have like another 4 hours to go......

Reminder

>>54501899
trannies arent people

>>54498747
BOOOOOONIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGETTTTTTTHHHHHHHH

Fuyo tiene un culo gordo!!

>>54498213
Maybe if you ask nicely

>>54501731
cute

i told you but you never read my messages :(

Yuyu rubbing one out

>we only have one solution left-
poko's really going all out today

>>54502378
fucking kek

I misplaced the bossin poko image

>>54502406

What a traitor.

>>54501989
Proof?

>>54502456
go bitch in the discord instead of here faggot

>>54502456

>>54502455
ty <3

>>54502532
dang you really are a lot more assmad about being told to stop thread shitting than I expected you to be

stay strong, fandits!

>>54502571
yw anon

Sex with Clown wife
Turning the Clown into a Mommy Clown
Having children with Clown wife
Being happy with Clown wife and kids

Clown wife Loves this
happy clown noise

poko plapping me...

really not vibing with this thread right now
see you next thread

that surface ad is the only kino thing microsoft has ever made

>>54502456
HEY POKO IM LEAVING
DID YOU KNOW THAT IM LEAVING POKO
POKO SORRY I GOTTA GO OKAY
I REALLY NEED YOU TO KNOW IM NOT GONNA BE IN CHAT ANYMORE

ok im done pooping, night everyone and remember to listed to the dog

>>54502604
nice

>>54502617
that is absurdly ero...

>>54502527
Open at your own risk!! Very powerful culofield ahead..

>>54502661
This. If you wanna say goodnight, just say it in chat and you'll probably get a few @'s. Or just try to not be an attentionwhore. I just leave if I have to go. Maybe drop some heart emotes before I'm out.
Namefagging is still gay, though. This board is for vtuber discussion and some literally who supachatter isn't a vtuber.

>>54502604
That fandit on the right? Yeah, me

>>54502762
FUCKING POST MORE

>>54502762
nice
tits too big

>>54502762
GYAT

>>54502762
Holy....

>>54499849
100 bucks might fuck you up if you are poor.

what is poko building

>>54502762
Tits too big I'm gonna kill myself

>>54502889
Iron farm

>>54502658
Is this a ritual post?

>>54502912
sou, I didn't know they involved villagers

>>54502958
Villagers spawn the golems, I think. I haven't played Minecraft in like 10 years

Oh yeah, did Poko add emotes that someone else commissioned? I didnt know that was a thing. I wonder if she would add some that I draw myself.

do gifted members add to the emote cap

>>54503165
yea

>>54503159
She asked for some fan submissions in a stream. Some drew their own, some commissioned

>>54502787
>just say it in chat and you'll probably get a few @'s
Even that is lame and off-topic. The only right option is to leave without saying anything.

yeah, me

>>54503165
yeah, though with the initial rush of them expiring she's likely pretty far below any new slot milestones

life is good second peak

>>54502604
My sleep reps...poko your so addicting to watch...

>>54502789
Ask for more at the AI thread, there's an anon who made a few fuyo ones

>>54503263
i felt that too wtf
i feel rejuvenated

>>54503227
Saying "later chat" isn't that egregious. Even if it can be annoying and spergy coming from some chatters. A supa saying "later poko" is ridiculous attentionwhoring, however

why pogo raggoon green

>>54503176
>>54503256
ok cool
I might have a bit of money to gift some of the expiring husdumbos when that comes

>>54503298
I only use /jidf/, thanks though.

>giving Poko $10 is bad
weird take

>>54503405
they left her in the sun, blue got too saturated. ears shriveled up too

I love the absolute chaos of block types Poko keeps using

>>54503405
poko (forma de menhera)

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

Fandits and their oshi be like.

>>54503461
Donating for any reason other than supporting your oshi is donating for the wrong reason. Donating to be an attentionwhore falls into the category of donating for the wrong reason.

>>54503536
It's annoying sure but in the long run people like that end up giving them money to keep being them.

I miss my drunk abusive wife momo...

>>54503434
She should get her emotes in order first.
You can make placeholder emotes so even if the members expire you can still have the emote slots open. Send her a maro telling that I am too lazy.

>>54503621
I'd allow it if it was a $20 - $100 dono, that's actual support. A $10 supa after YT fees and taxes doesn't amount to a lot. I hate annoyances like that, but I do want the talent to receive support

Anyone got some coni recs, what's the best vod to watch?

>>54503823
her graduation stream in a few weeks

>>54503823
I like her MC streams. Comfy to put on if you're going to sleep.

>>54499700
Uto quit vtubing to go for VA as far as I know

>>54503853
If she graduated from menhera she wouldn't be in shape to even do a graduation stream

>>54503823
Any stream with Suni has been kino. Really, any of her VODs are a decent watch at the very least. She's a talanted chuuba

>>54503910
she isn't even a menhera

>>54503371
Maybe not egregious, but still off-topic. The purpose of the chat is to send messages to the streamer and not to talk with other viewers. The ideal chat would be completely anonymous so it wouldn't incentivize larping.

>>54504084
Truth. There's money for YT and Idol in attention whoring, however.

Mimir time!! Buenas noches idolbros!

>>54504185
SLEEP SLEEP FOYUBRO

>>54504185
Goodnight fiyubro

>>54504185

Guess I'll post this here too since missing members notifications sucks.
If you use g-mail (and probably some other providers, but you'd have to figure that out yourself) you can set up automatic e-mail forwarding for specific filtered e-mails to a secondary account with a service that has its own app, and let that app have its own notification sound. I get way too many e-mails to just let my g-mail notifications be audible, but this lets you set a notification sound specifically for members post essentially. Can play with filters to specify things further if you want, this will alert you to any members posts for any creator your membered to.
https://files.catbox.moe/w9vbvg.txt

>>54504084
Just be glad Idol are in the sweet spot in terms of popularity. Trust me it gets way worse the this shit.

That anon golem? Yeah, me.

First girl most likely to graduate and under what circumstances?

>>54504185
Goodnight little nigga.

>>54504344
Yuko from middle school

>>54504371
that's a pretty high bar

>>54504371
no way she doesn't get held back again

>>54504344
I don't think anyone other then maybe heebie jeebie. That guy sucks.

>>54504465
Holy ESL!

>>54504487
I'm a dumb murican that dropped out of English class! STOP BULLYING ME!

>>54504076
lol

>>54504528
Who the fuck fails English and why don't you call it language arts?

>>54504528
Than = comparison (i.e: better than)
Then = time (past; i.e: back then)

>>54504528
>dropped out of English class
How is that even possible?

How much semen will be spilled tomorrow?

>>54504603
NTA but we stopped calling it language arts in high school. Language arts was combined English, literature and writing, whereas in high school, they were separate courses (under the "language arts" umbrella)

i love the fandit emotes so much
fandits in general look so funny

>>54504759
Fandit design is amazing. I want a pokosaurus plush eating that little bitch.

>>54504702
It's been almost 10 years since my graduation, so I suppose my recollection is weak.

So Poko didn't even think of applying to Hololive?
Aviel has done deal with some Jewish devil.

Momo JOI when

>>54504942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPskeLv8zgM

I got in the stream and the first thing I see if Jeff die. I'm so sorry...

>>54504759
It's a simple design and able to display a huge range of emotions. Very versatile. Poko could probably be a professional cartoon artist someday if that's what she'd want to do. Distinct and simple styles/designs are usually the most timeless.
>>54504876
Same, I graduated in 2013. My state always did weird shit with education compared to most sates anyway

pogo ragu :-DDDD

>>54504873
I would kill every single fandit for the chance to get a Pokosaurus plush

>>54505012
It's a little embarrassing to admit, but I recieved my diploma at 19 rather than 18 and have not been to university or college.

>>54504878
Seems like it. Hololive is considered the big leagues and some girls just might not have the confidence to even apply sadly.

>>54505062
That includes yourself though, fucking retard.

>>54505041
I'd ragu her sauce if you catch my abhorrent dirty thinking.

>>54505094
I had a first generation Polack immigrant as a 2nd year algebra teacher fail me in high school because I couldn't understand a fucking word she said let alone a lesson she had to lay out. I had to spend 4 weeks in summer school, which sucked. Many of the shortcomings students have in school are out of their control and out of the teacher's control.

I want to impregnate Pochi against her wishes!

>>54505127
Good thing I'm just a husdumbo that wants a pokosaurus!

Greeeaat, now we’re stuck with a male begging faggot

Greeeaat, we’re still stuck with a namefagging faggot. WE GET IT. WE KNOW.

I feel so fucking old when I don't get music references...

>>54505185
Huh? What do you mean?

>>54505200
Sad to say, but I was also kind of a problem child. I didn't learn any science or chemistry, hardly even made it to algebra 2 let alone geometry or calculus 1... Safe to say that I'm pretty much pathetic.

>>54503823
The avant garde clown stream

>>54505127

>>54505238
Nigger why did you larp as me?

>>54503823
>>54505401
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEjhhY7HFaQ

>>54504878
Shes too insecure to even try applying for a corpo.. thank god aviel has a good nose for sniffing out cunny

>>54505441
Who in the actual fuck is that ugly fat bastard?

>>54505498
How the fuck you don't know who that is?

>>54505482
He also has a great sense of taste for eating out cunny.

>>54505498
Don't be disrespectful. He's literally me

>>54505498
Bloat lord...I am forgotten.

>>54505536
You can't be that bad, at least no worse than I am.

>>54505498
REPS NOW

So who will donate to Poko now that she should move the farm so she won't kill all the donators when other girls play?

>>54505498
Who is that? Thats a MAN https://youtu.be/oJY7KZ8vnug

>>54503823
any vod at all, she's the kind of chatty across all of them, and all the way through them, that you'll know pretty quick if you're into her

>>54505649
Why should I even give half a flying fuck who this goddamn dude is?

>>54505534
>Hololive?
>Nah this is LIKE Hololive!
>now get in the bag!

This man be cooking.

>>54505700
no like do your fucking reps you pathetic dyel

>>54505700
I'll spoonfeed you out of mercy, newfriend. He's called the grizzly. Now lift your fucking weights, goddammit

>>54505785
I really don't care to.

I'm listening to the Momo loving ASMR and this is the thing I'm weak to more than anything else. I'm melting.

i want to change every idol member's diapers

>>54505671
Its funnier if they just get killed by the farm though

>>54505895
Not for her genmate viewers.

>>54505860
I just want her to milk my prostate, I dont care if she loves me or not

>>54505835
There’s no reps to be made really, just watch this >>54505684

>>54505941
Valid. But personally I need love more than anything. Sex is a close second, but I just want to be loved and desired

>was
Even Poko doesn't see any point to keep membering her.

Poko is a dirty grey name gift beggar...

>>54506026
I feel the same way dude, but unfortunately I'm just not worth being loved and desired.

>>54506077
isn't she doing better now?

Cumbuds what is uwu copypasta?

>>54506077
Herself you mean?

>>54506100
lose weight, get fit, and either start on finasteride or go full bald, you'll find someone to love you soon enough

>>54506197
I was stupid she meant gura

I miss her oh so much

(You no longer need to imagine there is a cute picture of my darling closeted toddlercon, ADHD, autistic, sweet, charming, delightful wife, Rin, attached.)

Cute birb chirping in Poko's stream

>>54506283
Does she own a parrot or how is it so loud?

>>54506100
I'm a pathetic piece of shit but I've found love in the past. If I can, so can you. You just need to work on yourself and be the your best self. I'm currently on that path. Don't give up yet. Realizing your potential is rewarding in itself.

>>54506218
Nah, even then I wouldn't be worth much amongst all the other men that a woman could have instead.

>>54506332
Thank you for proving me with your encouagement

>>54506245
why isn't she pregnant

>>54506411
Hpw do you know for certain that she's not?

>>54506336
I'm guessing you're the same guy that posted your face pics a few weeks ago
if this is still your mindset then yeah you're hopeless

>Do you play Roblox if so can you play it next
How is Roblox so popular with kids?

>>54506184
One of senzawa's most popular videos

>>54506500
There were a couple of people that posted their faces, am I correct?

>>54506530
There are literal PLfags in her chat and she reads their messages and doesn't even ban them?
Jesus Christ.

>>54503704
Fuck, I just realized how crazy a drunk Momo ASMR would be

>>54506336
NTA but also improve your confidence.
Ive seen fat fucking bastards have cute girlfriends cause they're funny and confident. I mean look at dunkey for example>>54506385

>>54506640
It's not only about looks but also life achievements, of which I have the absolute minimum.

>>54506526
It's basically an open-ended, versatile and easy-to-develop-for game engine at this point. There's a shitload of variety to it and it'll run on just about anything hardware-wise. I can see the mass-appeal in it, since you can play just about anything in it - realistic FPS games, light racing simulators, Quake-style multiplayer deathmatches, role-playing games etc. I remember when it was basically virtual legos and checked it out as a curiosity back in like 2008 or some shit before moving onto garry's mod

Sent my first angry maro to Poko.

>>54506940
What makes you angry at her?

Sent another lovey-dovey maro to Poko. I've lost count of how many I've sent now.

>>54506940
Oh god, what is it this time you woman

>>54506973
>>54506999
I hate PLfags with passion.

>11 hour stream out of the blue
why?

>>54507022
Are you calling Poko a PLfag or some of her fans PLfags?

>>54507035
Poko saw some of her viewers moving on to the new Holo gen

>>54506755
Nigger I'm a fucking NEET who has done nothing with his life. I'm in my fucking 30s. My ex left me because I "had no ambitions". My family and roommates are worried about me because I haven't had a job in years. But I'm improving myself. Little by little I'm doing things to better myself. I'm working out. I'm cooking more. Eating better. Going out and doing things that scare me to get over my anxiety. Soon to be looking for a job. You're only fucking holding yourself back. If you want to be a sack of shit and do nothing about it, then fine. Your choice. But you're better than that and I'll be very disappointed in you if you don't even try. Just give yourself a chance to prove yourself. No excuses, just go for it.

>>54507089
Poko.

>>54506940
i hope its telling her to never play Minecraft again

>>54507100
Alright then

>Poko is the the plap vtuber
>she's fine with people telling her they want to get her pregante

>>54507112
Why does Poko deserve to be called that?

>thanks tensu but not tomoko
Already having favorites...

>>54507208
Watch streams.

>tensu gets thanked for his milestone chat
>nobody else does
Poko I love you and all, but what the fuck

>scarle from nijisanji is streaming again
Holy shit man she really streams like 18 hours a day.

This vod will get privated.

>>54507236
>>54507263
It happens all the time, there's nothing anyone can do that'll stop it.

>>54507236
She already thanked tomoko before that you threadshitting nigger

>>54507022
kys schizo chumcuck

Poko my beloved.
Have nice dreams.

>>54507340
Call me that again and I will destroy your whole image of her.

>>54507388
You won't do shit

>>54506411
She is carrying my children as we speak

>>54507416
Try me.

>>54507208
She referenced "uwu song", which was apparently enough to send this chumkek into a frenzy.
Doesnt matter, I screenshotted his schizo attentionwhoring and sent it to her to warn her

>>54507388
KILL YOURSELF SCHIZO CHUMKEK

>>54507450
CHUMKEK FAGGOT SCHIZO BASTARD

I want the tip of my penis to kiss Pochi's cervix

>>54507236
>>54507252
What's the issue? He's a pretty good artist who draws Poko often. He's also got good taste since he seems to like the new loli princess too.

>>54507494
You
Are
A
Schizo
Chumcuck

>>54507236
>>54507252
>>54507333 (me)
Oh shit wait we’re all wrong. She thanked tomoko for membering right before tensu popped up, but confused tensu’s member milestone chat for a member gift. So a fucking threadshitting nothing burger in the end

Schizo Chumcuck
Schizo Chumcuck
Schizo Chumcuck
Schizo Chumcuck
Schizo Chumcuck

>>54507450
https://litter.catbox.moe/p6zd
Guess the last part. It's mp4 good luck.

>>54507317
Why?

>>54507607
Link is dead

kiwiniggers getting uppity again?

>>54507607
You're such a fucking faggot, just post the full link or admit you're full of shit

>>54507741
It's better you don't see it.

>>54507739
This thread has a revolving door of kiwiniggers. They're always about, just sometimes in bigger numbers

>>54507768
You're a niggr

>>54507776
a natural consequence of being jew general

>doxxing gura is ok
What the fuck happened to this place.

>>54507795
Jew debuff
Cunny buff
It all balances out, just as God himself intended.

>>54507886
Thought he was doxxing Poko

What the fuck is wrong with me. I'm getting hard from Momo telling me she loves and kissing me

>>54507937
Holy shit are you straight?

>>54507937
You're gay. Sorry to tell you this but if a woman's affection makes you aroused you're gay. That's just the way it is.

>>54507886
He threatened to dox poko not gura, the guy is a chumcuck

>>54507922
Wait a minute... It's Poko that's instigating others to doxx Gura for her...

The sun is shining,
Chumbud retard is seething,
A summer of keks

>>54507993
based

>>54507937
Wait until she's telling you she wants you inside her while licking your ears, you'll probably ruin your pants

>>54508041
Tomorrow is going to be my downfall. My balls aren't going to survive

Is it okay to send Momo cum tributes?

>>54508209
I mean she basically asked for us to cum tribute her acrylic stands when we get them. So probably?

>>54508209
100%

On a date with my gf

>>54508298
that's my gf

It's been forever, where is all the Rin Penrose Guro art?

>>54508298
>>54508581
Silly me I double posted