/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54461584
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Terminate Noir Vesper

This one.

>>54461668
Amen

did everyone forget Axel's live

both threads suck, jobber guild jobber fans

To each and every VERMIN who attempts to taint this holy place known as /MANS/: SILENCE you irredeemable BUFFOONS. You will get no pity from this sacred den of UNDERSTANDING, this hallowed hall of PASSION, this CASTLE OF BASEDNESS. The purifying flames of /MANS/ will erase pointless and futile babbling and they WILL bring JUSTICE. Be CLEANSED in the fire of /MANS/, BEGONE and return from WHENCE THOU CAMEST. So the warden of /MANS/ has spoken. PREPARE YOURSELVES.

>>54461668
Amen

>>54461693
la creatura

>>54461757
Sorry anon, most of us are eop

>>54461757
I have it on in the background, but I can't speak Japanese so I have no idea what's going on nor do I have anything to comment on.

>>54461770
I didn't see you trying to bake for us

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1549894479368392711

I wish all MANScholars a fine sojourn in this temple of discourse known as /MANS/. Let us all partake in enlightening conversations about Tempus so we can grow stronger as individuals and as a general.

>>54461939
wdhmbi

How are Leader's T3 streams? Cultare is generous enough to always keep me supplied with T2, but I was debating whether the asmr streams were worth upgrading.

>no new thread for 20 minutes
>doble bake at the same time

i love you /mans/

Altare keeping (you) locked in (your) cage but offering to buy you whatever takeout you want~
https://youtu.be/ojeOcERn5lk?t=1377

>>54460151
I know almost nothing about ID culture, but I've started to wonder if the compounding cultural differences between the West and a country that's both SEA and overwhelmingly Muslim have been a factor in the unusual cultural attitudes we've seen in the "English" vtuber fandom. Apparently around 10% of Indonesians can speak English reasonably well, and a much larger percentage can still understand it. It would make sense for them get into vtubers through ID, but then engage with all of EN.

Thank you Hermanito

>>54462048
I don't like asmr but his latest t3 streams are great - the storytelling, slime and whistling ones.
He's a bit inconsistent with them though

>>54462093
>double bake with two dead OPs

I miss him so much I can't take it any more I'm going to steal beers from the liquor closet and get drunk on the job in minecraft to cope

>>54462187
Wym by dead?

>>54462187
You mean undead because nowa is

>>54462048
I used to be T3 till recently, he doesn’t do them that often if you really want to justify paying for them, but a few of the ASMR ones are pretty comfy and unique like the whistling one and the slime one.

>>54461939
deciding to take this as his way of telling us that “his boys” (vesper and magni included) are okay

my ohmonah merch finally shipped. now just waiting for those damn japs to send me my official merch

>>54461770
I did. Captcha btfo'd me

>>54462048
if you like comfy you'll like it.... his slime one is a favorite of mine kek

>>54461668
Amen

>>54462341
Meds, NOW.

>>54462407
bro...

>>54461939
Thats from last year

>>54462187
>>54461770
What was wrong with the baking? I don't normally bake and only did it because it seemed like no one else was going to, pureese andasutando

>>54462121
Which unusual cultural attitudes are you talking about?

>>54462407
Sorry but...
>>54462583

>>54462621
your baking was fine anon, don't listen to these meanies i think you did well

>>54462621
You're good lol, I'm the one that baked the other thread within literally five seconds of yours. First bake, and I refreshed the catalog five times before hitting submit and I still wound up double baking

>>54462627
>Islam
Females speaking to men are whores and deserve stoning

>>54462621
I just meant the op pictures, thread is fine kek

>>54462121
It's also the fact they're a highly patriotic third world country with a gigantic population a la Brazil or India so they generally portray a united front online in most communities. This usually entails a LOT of harrassment and death threats against whomever they believe to have slighted them. Like I'm not kidding, if you were in the chess community a few years ago you'd know the amount of drama Indos can bring your way.

>>54462621
etiquette is putting at least one of the boys that are live in the op but nobody watches jp axel so it's fine

La Familia o7

Grounded secured!
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1684998791152427010

>>54463025
nta but I never realized this, I just thought it was whatever fanart or whatever was most interesting in the previous thread haha

>>54463019
So what you're saying is, you can't spell Indog without dog

>>54462121
Thing I observe with Indonesia is that their SEA root is far stronger than Islam. So even if they're Muslim majority, they're not like the hardcore habibis in the middle east.

>>54462860
Oh, I thought that was just the typical unicorn shit that's been around since 3DPD idols https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_idol#Dating_ban

my stuff still hasn't shipped owari da

>>54463220
Dick sucking simulator probably

>>54463372
have faith

>>54463372
magnis signature is really cute

>>54463267
Except for one region where they obey by Muslim laws, can't remember the name but it's the one to the north. Also, the different islands may have very big difference in culture to each other

>I CANT DO IT
KICK AXEL FROM THE FUCKING SQUAD?

>>54463293
Yeah the retarded idol culture is getting on my nerves and I wish the company is less tolerant of it.

Who let Axel in the hacking puzzle? KEK

>>54463373
botchama?

>>54463019
>you were in the chess community a few years ago you'd know the amount of drama Indos can bring your way

Lmao that was ridiculous, GothamChess is still a fag tho

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>54463372
cuteee

>>54463372
Based Almond sister

>>54463433
You probably mean Aceh? Yeah, the indos I talked with also say to avoid that place at all costs.

fkn hell rpr doesnt know that it has to got backwards after the click fucking zoomer

BASED AXEL

Lmfao excellent play

NAZUNA LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Any recommended streams? Aside from a handful of collabs I've largely ignored Tempus but I recently gave Vesper's WoW grinding a shot and have been enjoying the hell out of that playthrough.

>>54463538
He's whatever. It doesn't excuse the death and rape threats against him and his wife.

>>54463737
Judge Magni

That C4 was great

LMAO THE FKN APEX MASTER LMAO

Why are there like 50 police officers what the fuck is this

>>54463846
nobody else is doing crime

>>54463887
I can imagine why there's fucking infinite police on at all times

WTF HAPPENED ON THE ROOF? WERENT THEY SUPPOSED TO RPG ALL THE COPS AND CARS? WTF HAPPENED

>>54463737
https://youtu.be/KYALiJmRLWM?t=204

>>54463929
There's like a thousand police anon. They're using WW2 Soviet tactics

-150M gone
-all rpgs and ammo and other rifles gone
MEANWHILE POLICE PACKED 100% WITH TOP GEAR FROM LEVEL 0

The plan was very solid, I wonder what the fuck happened that the cops got inside so easily

>>54464061
There has to be a way to balance this because it's way too one sided

>>54464107
It's like the US military vs a bunch of a your drunk friends who made a plan to rob a bank in their backyard

I bet aniki is too annoyed to talk atm kek

>>54463755
why did i have to get into the only other hobby outside of cosplay thats filled to the brim with schizo malicious seadogs

>>54464154
That C4 was extremely high IQ and they still got fucked I would be too

>>54463372
I hadn't really seen their signatures before, I like the cute doodles Axel, Altare, and Magni have with music note, sword, and copium respectively

It would be Kino if someone RPG'd this police van to rescue everyone

In this server with these rules it's like the criminals are just used as proxies by the cops to do crime and fine them to make money.

>>54463846
>>54463887
>Generally low crime
>When a crime does happen, a million cops come out to surround one guy bc the cops are all bored
This is just Japan irl

>>54463372
I know we've discussed their signatures before, but Vesper's and Magni's look the most like actual signatures (Magni's being more of an artist's mark than the kind you'd use on legal docs, of course), while Altare's (and maybe Axel to a much lesser extent) looks like something a kid doodled in class while thinking up a cool sig (and yes, I do remember people saying that just adds to Altare's little brother appeal).

>>54464538
you can tell magni and vesper were required to learn cursive

>>54463737
Any of the L4D streams

>>54464422
>This is just Japan irl
This. It's also that they have a society with many unwritten rules, much pressure, so the vent it by being abusive in their service

Free all my niggas

>>54464806
I for one would love some free niggas.

How come cops are allowed to pile up and team up but gans are not? Why aren't they working by districts where is a crime is commited in district X only the police serving that district is allowed to come and stop it?

>>54464905
The police are technically 1 gang.
They should just leave their gang and joing La Famillia officially if they want to have a better chance (this will never happen)

>>54464905
>Why aren't they working by districts where is a crime is commited in district X only the police serving that district is allowed to come and stop it?
Because there's barely any crime being committed and when it is it's by a large group (like this) so all of the police need to swarm
If both gangs did a big heist at the same time then it would fuck the police

>>54464905
Well this is the first server, I'm sure there's a lot of feedback to be learned for a future edition.

I would never stream a game where the publisher tells me how much I am allowed to play.

you have to realize that this is not just a RP GTA server for shits and giggles. most of the girls on the cops side are using it as a way to network because they're just hanging out on patrols talking to each other until axel and rpr get spotted. that's why there are so many cops.

>>54464627
I think they also have artist eye/hand/brain buff and more practice (Maybe they practiced their signatures more beforehand, and signing their art onstream gives bonus practice. They probably also have more practice with writing in general in school and in life before computers and touchscreens became prevalent)

>>54463215
>time-sensitive perms
OH BABY MORE 8 HOUR MAMATHONS LET'S GO

>>54464422
kek

shinri is really good at communicating
>puts the most important stuff on top
>less important things at the end

>>54465277
>just hanging out on patrols talking to each other until axel and rpr get spotted
Kek these boys are the server's moustache-twirling Saturday morning cartoon villains, aren't they?

>>54464538
Altare’s looking like a 6th grader’s desk doodles is great. It might as well be the “cool S”.

>>54463025
But he is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAzeWfsl_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAzeWfsl_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAzeWfsl_k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAzeWfsl_k

>>54463372
Besides the sword in Altare's name, his is written like calligraphy

>>54465462
It really is the Altare experience. Cringe on first glance, then endearing.

>>54464538
What you're saying is that Shiny Spicy's signatures are cute, and they should make a duo one if they ever finally offcollab to double the cuteness

i really like this shinri cosplay even if hes not as big as the real thing

>>54465550
yeah his and vesper's look the cleanest imo

>>54465550
I have Altare's and I'm mesmerized by his r lmao

>>54463372
could altare pull this off?

>>54465709
He did on stream

>>54465344
Streaming monster gonna stream

>>54464538
shiny spicy have never practiced signatures ever and i think that's genuinely so cute.

>>54465594
I'm glad someone finally remembered the windex hand

>>54464538
>Altare's looks like something a kid doodled in class
Wtf I disagree. I don't know any kids that can write like thatþ If you're talking about the sword then I guess but all the talents do that. Except Nowa I guess kek.

>>54465550
what kind of calligraphy are you looking at kek

what's happened so far in GTA

>>54465892
I say that because this is the kind of stuff I doodled in class as a kid. Maybe you're thinking super little kids who can barely hold a crayon but I'm thinking more like tween/teen ages

>>54466049
POLICE HATE GOTTA KILL THEM ALL

Vesper needs to come back so he can dance for money like the rest of HQ. It can't end like this.

>>54466194
Magni and Vesper's bodies are in the trash bags

>>54466195
That handwriting is better than my hand writing has ever been at any stage of my 30 year life lol

>starts making connections that vtubers are succubi/incubi that want to steal my energy
>immediately both of my oshis go MIA
its a sign from God

I just realized that I have no Altare or Bettel this weekend probably.
See you next week /mans/

>>54466566
Vesper and Magni, if you're reading this, can you suck me dry tonight after you're done hunting down this anon for his energy

>>54466423
Oh, my handwriting is terrible as well, but it's degenerated over time with speed, whereas Altare's looks like he's writing super slowly and almost theoretical rather than for the real world...is the best way I can explain it. Like you think up a signature as a kid but haven't actually used it out in the real world. (Which is exactly what happened here except he's not a kid) Or when you're learning a language with a different writing system and your characters look all awkward and lopsided because you're still so new at it.

>3 foreigners enter Japanese paradise
>Convince the locals to join their organized gang
>Orders them around to help commit various crimes
I now side with the police

a man broke into vespers house and stole his streaming equipment and also raped him too. thats why he's gone vesties

ah nice, my.... 7 altare bowls have shipped

>>54466626
Betventurer...

>>54466898
I still think it's funny that the Altarebowl is real

>>54466930
Altarebowl REAL
Buntare REAL
What next

>>54466930
Always has been

>>54466907
why does it look like bettel managed to cry underwater

hehehehehe

haha magni doko :)

>>54467290
PUT SOME STREAMS ON YOU WHORE

>>54466898
Nigga gonna bring out the fancy porcelain

>>54463293
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_idol#Dating_ban
>Japanese_idol
>Japanese
That's the thing, though. Giving a shit about idol culture is highly anomalous in the west, even among anime fans. And I'm not shitting on idol culture, that's just facts. Prior to /vt/, the main place I could think of where you could find anyone who took it seriously was /jp/, but even they thought that the Japanese outrage over the Aya Hirano scandal and similar events were extreme to the point of being funny back in the day. My memory could be wrong, but I don't recall it being taken so emotionally or personally at all. People like this do exist in the west, but the sheer number of them going after vtubers seems disproportionate to me, and the style feels off too. Not even boy bands or OnlyFans girls get this particular style of it.

So maybe I'm just finally going schizo, but I'm starting to doubt that it's coming from the usual retards of our western fandoms. I'm starting to seriously consider whether there are other factors at play, such as cultural attitudes (IE, Islam and women) from other large countries (Indonesia is fucking massive, 282,648,040 people) being mistakenly included when trying to understand the popular opinions of vtuber fans in the west, because they're all in English, and there's no reliable way to identify their origins.

>normal altventurers
>young vesties
>non-racist magmites
>intelligent axelotls
>virgin machiroons
>non-horny koipanions
>kind and caring bettelion
>hakkitos that want hakka to lose weight

>>54467724
>virgin machiroons
That's me!

>>54467724
>young vesties
we have one veshounen here and while hes not the elusive vesoji hes still prime grooming bait

>>54467520
That's possible, but the more likely explanation is that people are pretending to hold opinions that they actually don't have in order to forment strife for their enjoyment.

miss this whore very much so

>>54467104
it's not tears but leader's cum

>>54468004
He shouldn't have lost his temper.

>>54467959
Yeah. i guarantee you most of the dudes LARPing as inquisitors do not care nearly as much about (insert reason male vtubers are EVIL) as they pretend to

>>54468004
I miss 1.0 more

>>54467520
Hm, yeah, I dunno. I'm still new to this whole scene so I figured it was just people getting too parasocial for their waifus/celebs they can actually interact with and going psycho.

>>54461584
Vesper being black rrat is going to become real if he leaves the vesties

>>54467724
Tempura if the Japan Arc never happened

>>54467520
at most its probably just a group of trolls doing it and then an extremely small % of actual schizos that take it seriously. (at least on the EN side. JP's is another thing entirely)

>>54468367
I would still be racist donmai

racist carrot but with a magmite

i will seduce magni with my negro charm and polmite can do nothing about it

>nowa comes back
>says he wanted to join starsJP
>says he got into arguments with management about it
>says he things his japanese is pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIOy1u5hV38

>>54468688
vesper please let magni stream again

>vesper and magni graduate
>they join en gen 3
so that explains the twins?

He’s a vampire. I refuse to explain.

>>54468813
>the guy who never hosts collabs in his channel because "you live and die by your solo content" joins a perma duo channel
?

>>54467520
It's a mix of contrarianism against popular opinion (ie Twitter and Reddit) and general weeabooism IMO. And probably shitposting so much as "ironic unicorns" ended up cultivating a legitimate unicorn philosophy since terminally online, socially ostracized, genuine wapanese schizophrenics can't see the difference. At least, that's what I can observe from people on this site who I assume are mostly from the west with their English proficiency.

>>54468709
That was such a good episode

>>54468932
>taking a shitpost seriously
?

>>54468932
You never know

>>54468932
I used to not eat meat pies and now I love it.
People change.

>>54467520
The thing is, if they tell these people to fuck off they just move onto something else to bitch about. The ID girls do not take any shit and do not hesitate to tell their chats off if they feel the get out of line.

Ame, Bae, Kronii and Mori have said that they have no issue collabing with men and if you don't like it then fuck off, essentially. No matter what schizo's think, it has in no way ruined their careers. They'll get some whiny comments but that's about it.

Axel having a date in Didney World

best to worst thrussy
>altare
>vesper
>power gap
>hakka
>bettel
>shinri
>flayon
>magni
>power gap
>axel

>>54468932
>guy who never hosts collabs
>Zomboid
>D&D
>Tempus interview series
???

>>54469515
He didn't originally host the WOW streams, but he was heavily involved with them

>Nowa comes back.
>"I have to go now. The Camarilla needs me."
>Note: Vesper died on his way back to Los Angeles

>>54469515
>Boomer vs Zoomer

>tmw the carnival actually works in a mod
Sloppy ass cockstar can't make good shit I swear

one day you beat women the other you give them a teddy bear

>>54469455
What's a thrussy?

>>54469632
>Vesper got picked up by a serial killer trucker while biking from Tampa to Los Angeles.

best to worst asspussy
>shinri
>magni
>vesper
>powergap
>flayon
>axel
>powergap
>hakka
>altare
>bettel

>>54469810
throat pussy, how good ot feels to fuck their free

find god

>>54469747
Gotta keep 'em guessing so you seem mysterious. Women love that shit.

Vesper was kidnapped by Carmen Sandiego

>>54469908
I remember when Ves said his thrussy hurt, lol

>>54469455
if you're going to put axel that low then altare should be there too

>>54470044
That's what happens when you spend one too many hours down at the truckstop

>>54470026
We'll never find him...

WHERE ARE THEY UEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE

>>54470068
He keeps saying he is good with his tongue so he should be pretty good. Also Axel's dick is a bear trap for a dick

i miss morf

>>54468688
To be fair I don't think anyone could resist a home cooked bucket of fried chicken made with love. Go for it

>>54470163
We're coming up on three weeks, so we should hear something sooner or later. At least, ideally we should.

I dunno what the latest rrats are, though.

Sat-Sun EN3 debut out of the way
Mon meetings and schedules

Soon…

>>54470469
shinri has his schedule on menshi post

magni too busy throwing that ass in a circle for Vesper to stream. sorry

>>54470456
>latest rrats
No real updates.

La Familia is saying goodbye..

I just hope he's alright.

Hopefully Axel gets some good rest after tomorrow

I'm just getting started playing Etrian Odyssey 3, anyone got some good beginner's tips for me?

>>54470315
https://twitter.com/mattraeluvz/status/1610474029470879749
I mean, he's pretty good at whistling, so...

>>54470898

who out of tempus would you genuinely wanna choke

>>54470847
If I've learned anything from watching Shinri play: give Betsy big tits and make her eat all the fruit

>>54471132
bettel ToT

ra famiria rabu <3

>>54471132
..my immediate reaction was bettel.. im sorry.. T-T

>dives in shallow waters
>surprised that he died
sasuga Axel

Vesper is such a fucking disappointment and what's sad is sisters will die on a hill for him and defend him and continue to send him super chats encouraging his vitriolic behavior. The company should just fire him already and magnis should just announce graduation and fuck off. Merge Altare and axel with vanguard and call it a day.

>what no DND does to friend

I miss my fail wife

>>54471284 (me)
its just that he gives the vibe of a squeaky toy that you just want to punch and hurt... he's too cute

>>54471312
>sisters
i thought you guys said that sisters don’t watch vesper and were the one who hated him though???

i bet bettel has gynecomastia

>>54471433
I didn't said shit don't put words in mouth sister. What others do has nothing to do with me. I'm just voicing my opinion don't like it tough shit.

Watching a guy trip out over toes and he's not even high right now, /MANS/ SAVE ME!

>>54471469
fuck that's hot

>>54471306
He actually died cause his hunger and thirst meter were at zero, but he made a graceful plop into the shadows waters

Vepper!

WHY DOES GOD HATE ME

Fuck aniki he's having fun with my wife!!

>>54471132
Flayon. Not even in a hot way.

my tally board just keeps growing...

Man, even the rollercoaster is bugged

AAAAAAA I NEED MAGMILKIES MAGNI COME BACK I NEED YOUR CHEMICAL POISONED MILK TO SURVIVE I'M JUST A LITTLE MAG

They are partying still

This nigga even jobs getting on a ferris wheel. He's consistent if anything at least

wedgie axel syrios

>>54471284
He's taking one day longer with his move because of this post

>>54472746
oh shit

>>54471914
Mean :(

Pouring sugar down Bettel's gas tank

>>54472266
They aren't partying here's my rrat.
Magnis wants more money or he's out he's probably in the process of renegotiating a new contract but neither side is budging.
And vesper. I believe he was told he has to sing and dance on 3D and he absolutely hates the idea of doing it since he's a legitimate weirdo. So he got into it with management again and his accounts were locked until he decides to fulfill his contract obligations. My theory is more plausible than the schizo copy pasta that accuse him of ridiculous things which most he wasn't even around for.

>>54473049
>magnis
Magnis Desumondo

sasuga aussie internet

is Noir back yet

>>54473049
....

They just yabbed behind the scenes and got a suspension, not more complicated then that.

>>54473049
I was actually about to think that they both went on strike because they were secretly SAG-AFTRA, but that didn't begin until four days after the announcement of their disappearance.

is Noir jacked yet

>>54473049
>I believe he was told he has to sing and dance on 3D and he absolutely hates the idea of doing it since he's a legitimate weirdo.
checks out. he only ever wanted to be any indie with hololive branding money and never do any of that idol stuff.

>>54473168
Yes in spirit only in the heart of his fans.

fattening up hakka and that autistic anon

>>54473144

>>54473168
Yes

Finished Shinji's Etrian Odyssey VOD
it's hard to look good playing EO if you don't know what you are doing but he has a positive attitude and is just enjoying himself
it's a bit sad he sees EO as a grindy series when that hasn't been true for a while but he played the original DS games as a child so that opinion is excusable
I enjoyed my time watching him and will continue following this series of him, your boy is based

>propose to marry bettel
>phantom swallows you whole

>>54473300
WE GOT ANOTHER KOIPANIONS SISTERS
glad you enjoyed it anon

magni dezmond deserves to die

>>54473300
Glad to see you enjoyed it, anon, Shinri usually takes the game on his own time and with a positive attitude. He's planning on playing it again next week so keep an eye on the teamup

magni dezmond deserves to be frotted

>>54473433
>>54473521
What he do to you

fears to fathom perms when?

Magni Dezmond deserves to be complimented

>>54473521
yeah with me

>La Familia Project Winter
Axel, please don't give up on HQ just yet...

>>54473627

>>54473627
the last thing he needs is his ass patted. he needs his stupid ego popped.

>>54473387
giwtwm

GOD DAMN IT AXEL
YOU ALWAYS GET CUTE GIRLS YO
JEALOUSY IS REAL

>>54473185
You aren't the first or even the second or third anon that I have seen comment this exact thought

>>54473682
it's unironically over

>>54473773
donmai, arupi-san

>>54473300
>Shinji's

>>54473682
Half of HQ got kidnapped by aliens anon

>>54473682
im so saddened by this HQ project winter wouldve been kino and birthed amazing fanart

wtf axel got rizz?

Where's magnoir

>>54473870
It was more a Full Tempus collab idea, but I'm sure he didn't want to make it without Magnoir hence why I said about him not giving up on HQ.

>>54473890
Still on family leave, tending to the buttbaby

>>54473886
He's fucking evil. Girls throw themselves at him and he shrugs them off. He doesn't even know that isn't the normal for guys. So many girls throw themselves at him he doesn't even get it.

>>54473932
probably gave up on it because they're out indefinitely

>>54473985
>the punchline

>>54473992
Yeah, wouldn't surprise me if the Pummel Party was originally planned to be Project Winter since Axel was talking about it for a while. Then he shoved the idea in the hopes of doing it in the future when they're back

It's crazy how long LaFamilia has been around and they still haven't realized that Family in italian is Famiglia, not familia.

>>54473932
oh sorry the way it was written sounded like he was just abandoning them completely for la familia. yeah unless its a full collab it wouldnt do the game justice

>>54474113
I tried bringing it up /here/ right when it first started in Rust VCR bug I gave up kek

>>54473685
a stupid boy. an ugly boy. a boy of no talent. and he loves to not stream

GUERILLA PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/live/WotgYDHFNVs?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/WotgYDHFNVs?feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/live/WotgYDHFNVs?feature=share

CUTE PILOT ON THE FIGHTING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WotgYDHFNVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WotgYDHFNVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WotgYDHFNVs

>>54474331
It was in his schedule, anon

I still don't know what a gorilla stream is

>>54474478
surprise unannounced stream

>>54474373
Yeah I just realized that when I checked it, gomen

>>54474113
Isn't it pronounced the same? Real Gs run in silence like La Famiglia.

>>54474478
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

coco-senpai...

Magni's sluttiness has rubbed off on Axel

>>54474856
Magni's running out of clones to put his soul in so he's gunnin for Axel

Axel does not care about his reputation, he's been harassing cops like no tomorrow lmao

>>54474856
This is why Magni isn't streaming anymore. Axel took his role in the guild.

BETTEL PLEASE UPDATE US ON YOUR INTERNET SITUATION I AM NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO LIVE IN LIMBO LIKE VESTIES AND MAGMITES I MISS YOY I MISS YOI I MISS YOU

>>54474620
why belete?

>The Kaigaigang

r8 la familia last heistfor know

>>54474950
The ISP didn't connect the router for him and he's trying to figure out how to do it himself. Because of this, he has not eaten or slept in over 72 hours. Unless someone finds him very soon, he will die of dehydration. Please understand.

>>54474113
It's Spanish, tontolava, La Familia = The Family

>No Altare
>No Bettel
>Magni and Vesper still dead
>Shinri members only
today SUCKS

>>54475236
If we ignore all the Italian Mafia aesthetics they were going for, sure.

>>54475315
Theyre coming back tonight

>>54475048
I second guessed it because it's technically against the rules, and even if it wasn't, it's still inviting a level of shitposting that I don't want to subject the thread to right now.

>>54474950
im going to cry where is he when is he going to stream .. gavis bettel..

one of his old streams came up on my youtube recommended and i was so happy for a second until i realized it was an old stream

Did anyone save that picture of those cute black and white nails with Magni and vesper

>>54475315
Altare streamed today though?

>>54475646
https://twitter.com/nyaningisa2/status/1684479015762145281

magni was in the neighborhood and knocked on the door to my house. he said "a maglord always pays his debts" and then punched in my the stomach.

>>54475488
I thought waiting for him to finish the long drive would be the worst part, but it seems it was only a fraction of the wait... I don't know what to do with myself bettelfriend

>>54475683
oh damn, didn't see that. I guess a VOD is better than nothing, thanks anon

bettelion are so weak, just like their oshi
prime rapebait

>Vesper mention
Well, nobody's getting gotted yet, anyways.

>>54475967
>nobody's getting gotted
What do you mean

What are these sounds?
https://youtu.be/r-6eRSaF09Q?t=1764

>>54475722
Thanks!

>>54476053
I use "gotted" as a term for expulsion, termination, etc., usually in a violent manner akin to Italian gangsters/Mafia behavior.

You might be more familiar with the term "yeeted".

>>54475881
you can try if you're prepared to get locked in a small closet and malnourished for weeks on end

>>54475794
same... i was looking forward to the streams between the driving days l but that didnt happen and i was like okay, surely we can survive those few days when he's driving and then everything will go back to normal.....

I wish he could do furniture assembling zatsu or something else fun

https://twitter.com/yorunohakucho/status/1684954194774814720?t=fKs7nGjwhdrpBQFQDCFUMA&s=19

>>54475881
i will bite you and you'll have to go get rabies shots

>Magni and Vesper declared missing, the bodies will never be found
>Axel fucks off with the JPs and forgets the guild
>following Magni's footsteps, Bettel eventually disappears
>Flayon goes fully rabid, last seen running on all fours into the forest screaming garbled sounds vaguely recognizable as pop culture quotes
>Shinri discovers how to summon a hot ghost and gets spirited away
>Hakka, now rich, retires to a cafe with his 20 children
In the end all that will remain of Guild Tempus is its Leader. Regis Altare, THE Holostar.

Is Noir back yet?

>>54476269
>>54476537
lol why would i be afraid of emos?

>>54475881
Oh yeah? Please don't hurt me.

>>54476809
And then the holostar kills himself

>femvesties grooming the vesojis
>bettelions having violent sex in attempt to out rape eachother
what's next

Why does it feel like the bettelheads are getting as menhera as the vesties and magmites after only a few days lol

I've been rewatching old vods recently to deal with the wait. It honestly really helps, I recommend it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnX4ZTnKXVc

>>54476950
Remember when Altare went radio silence for a few days at most? Cultare went off their rockers kek
Same thing is happening with Bettelion now

>>54476950
It's performance, they're hoping the magmites and vesties will beat them up.

Flay shouts at nothing too often to leave on in the background

Will you listen to Herman Miller's new cover by his change lovely to "his talented, senpai Twappers, and the amazing producer Utsu-p?

>>54476950
Large amount of magtellion overlap/menhera tempura are menhera for all boys

>>54476950
copycats just like their oshi. They saw magmites going menhera and had to do the same.

>>54476950
im not strong like magmites and vesties... when is the silly clown coming back..

>>54477183
strokechama...

>>54477239
you lack critical info.

>>54477200
kek

>>54477142
This, unironically.

magni deserves nothing

im just going back into my pokemon autism until my oshi comes back.. this sucks man

>>54477485
are you me I've been having homerotic yume fantasies about iono to cope for two days now

>>54477183
Why is he crawling around on the floor?

>>54477629
me but with Kabu instead. Iono a cute though

wtf is Jeffrey doing??? BFE???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxVOOVMJCsE

>>54477239

>>54477219
>magmites and vesties
>strong
LMAO

>>54476950
I don't miss him at all.
I don't miss his stupid cute laugh.
I don't miss his yelps and shrieks.
I don't miss his smirk when he looks at chat.
I don't miss the way he giggles at his own jokes.
I don't miss how flustered he gets when his boys compliment him.
I don't miss his cute flowy cotton candy hair.
I don't miss how he growls when he sings like a whore.
I don't miss Gavis Bettel.

>>54477882
motherfucker you really are me kabu kawaii

>>54477875
Don't know he is going feral I guess, what I know is that image is SEEEEX

>>54477939
God, Jeffrey should just graduate already. I never thought I'd see the day where he started pandering to fujos..

>>54476809
Not memeing, this actually sounds like a recipe for Altare to kill himself.
>Flayon goes fully rabid, last seen running on all fours into the forest screaming garbled sounds vaguely recognizable as pop culture quotes
This would be kinda cool, though. I might drive out there and throw scraps of food at him while doing impressions of classic anime and video game characters, to let him know that I'm one of his own species and can be trusted.

>>54478075
spicy ojisans have me in their chokehold what can i say..glad we can share in our love for him

>>54477939
He always has been the BFE streamer of Tempus, wake up sheeple.
https://youtu.be/O3n6ZBGQpaY?t=2296

>>54478452
KEK

stream you bitch!!!

>>54478325
normally cute pokemon ojisans or the autistic train twins would have a death grip over me when i go back to pokemon for comfort but for some reason i really want a menhera girl like iono to shower me in attention this time

>>54471914
https://files.catbox.moe/kts35j.png

man this weekend is really dead if you don't have menshis

>>54479033
Breddy gud, but they'll still get off to this.

>>54478841
hey gen 9 is still new. nows a better time than ever to obsess over her.

>>54479033
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54479033
sex

Today is 3 weeks since they disappeared
Bros...
How much more will ltheu be out...

>>54479033
hot

>>54479033
just in time for my fap session