/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BEGONE Demons, I will not betray my oshi, I will not betray my oshi, I will not betray my oshi

>>54478644
>proceeds to remove the oshi mark from the username just in case

>>54477479
2 person ASMR makes me feel like a schizophrenic

>>54477479
Will they rube their tails on my ears?

>>54477479
Am i weird for not liking asmr stuff?
Honestly, it's just annoyingly ticklish amd make me angry.
And jerking off while you're angry is not a fun time.

>>54477479
I want it so badly.

>>54478837
It's called misophonia.

>>54478837
I hate asmr. I hope they don't do it.

>>54477479
>twins whispering zaaaakoooo~~~~ in both my ears
I AM GOING TO CUM

>>54478837
Is it all ASMR?
For me the brushing stuff, where it's all whooshing noises from rubbing on the mic, is annoying. But whispers and anything that gives the sensation of them being very near you and in your peripheral is pleasant and tingly.

>>54478837
I don't like them much in general either. The only ones I've unironically enjoyed are, oddly, Sora's and, not so oddly, Noel's rm's.

lame, asmr is for virgins.
unless its a joke and they hit a gong or play loud music when you least suspect it

>>54477479
BASED

no yuri play, no shiko shiko, no point

>>54478986
I would throw away my oshi if they did that.

>>54478837
asmr isn’t for jerking off anymore you retarded subhuman. that was what it was back in like 2012. stay in your mudhut

>>54478837
You either 'perceive' ASMR or you don't. I do, it's a distinct feeling on your nape, but if I didn't it would probably just annoy me as much as it does to you. I always suspected people who use it to masturbate don't really get what ASMR actually is.

>>54477479
semen demons

>>54479086
You should try out Nenechi's ASMR.

Canines are the best at ASMR
https://youtu.be/CfZLjhdfGsM

>>54479269
gay

>>54477479
WE ARE SO BACK

>>54480944

>>54480011
I think that understates the sensation. It can be as pleasurable as an organism to me but I have to block my senses to get it. It does excite me sexually when it happens even if it's not inherently sexual.

>>54481349
*my other senses.

>>54480944
god i am dying

>>54480944
>Korone gagging on my cock asmr

Why would I like a dog barking in each of my ears?

>>54477479
now i like dogs, wtf

>>54479086
>earrapefag
Loud =/= funny

>>54478837
That's called not being a ne'er-been-kissed permavirgin anon

Oh good, 2/5 of the gen confirmed boring as fuck before debuts even happen

>>54477479
Twin ASMR.... If they sound hot im cheating on my oshi

>>54483002
they both sound like 12yo girls.

>>54483041
and?

>>54477479
We won

>>54483041
Holy fuck im sold, thats hot as fuck. Were you saying that as if its a bad thing?

>>54483122
no

>>54483187
Shit man now im actually excited for there debut, twin loli ASMR is a dream come true

>>54480944

Is this the funniest hololive clip?

>>54483041
Perfect

>>54479298
Yeah, it's not. It's worse. It's for deluding yourself that you're in a relationship with them and for them to suck more money from you than any sexual ASMRtist ever would.

>Me who's heard 2 person ASMR before
If they do it seriously and don't start acting up or interacting with chat for some inane reason, then this is going to be absolute diamonds. The collab versions of ASMR some Holo's have done before are fun and all, but doing a duo ASMR properly is crazy good.

>>54477479
Not holding my breath until it actually happens

>>54483494
Anon is just for a little bit of intimacy, feels nice and helps you relax. Stop projecting ur delusions

>>54478789
That's dumb, just have 1 one them talk to the voices in your head and take one for yourself. A double date is not schizophrenic

>>54478837
The only good ASMR is cooking ASMR

>>54477479
>twin ASMR
NOW I am interested. NOW I am hyped for this.
They wont be lewd but if they were...oh man, I wouldnt survive.

>>54484222
Will they at least be intimate? I dont need ear licking i just want cute girls and a few kisses

is there any english tubers that will whisper that im a pervert in my ears
zako just doesnt hit the same when the meaning isnt ingrained in me

>>54477479
>ASMR
dropped

>>54483913
For me? It's quiet video game streams and keystrokes.

>>54479086
eeewwwww, ironic normie zoomer, disgusting.
>N-no. i can't enjoy things! I'm deeply afraid of intimacy ahhhhh. You have to make le funny sounds and le zoomer parody

>>54478837
>Am i weird for not liking asmr stuff?

>>54479086
You cant understand how much i hate fags like you

>>54484588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbaIVp4Hk7U

Dunno if this is any good but gl

>>54478837
I've never understood ASMR. I find those kinds of sounds annoying rather than stimulating, and I have never believed in internet GFE. I do listen to audio roleplays sometimes, but that content is way more honest about itself than ASMR.

>>54479086
Please kys. I hate zoomer fags like you who are afraid of a little bit of intimacy and must have everything be memes.

>>54483503
Drop some links nigga.
Asking for a friend

>>54485322
It either hits or it doesn't, for some people the triggers don't give that tingle that sends shivers through the entire body.

>>54485338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_unJZAz9oiM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2d1aASov5Io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEdgMbUNPMI

>>54477479
if its not lewd and genuine calming asmr my heart would explode
please fuwamoco release me from this mortal coil

>>54485338
Best one I've heard is from Tomoe and Kana from Niji.

Unlisted but still have the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMbOupTFpHI

>>54483470
It's close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVOHaMd3utA

>>54478837
It's called being autistic.

>>54480944
Is it weird that Korone's water-boarding ASMR was actually more stimulating? lmao

>>54478837
It's hit or miss for me. Heartbeat ASMR is kino, you need real talent and good fine motor skills to use earpicks. Most just mash it into the mic and sounds fucking awful.

>>54477479
Knotted dildo ASMR

>>54478837
Don't worry, the only working ASMR for me is 'barber asmr no talking', it's not for everyone

>>54488773
no talking tailor ASMR is good too

>>54479298
>asmr isn't for jerking off
This nigga really thinks ear cleaning ASMR is to simulate having your ears cleaned and licked

>>54478986
FUCK
I need this

>>54479298
https://www.dlsite.com/maniax/fsr/=/genre/497/from/work.genre
Why the fuck are you lying on the internet for?

>>54478837
no I hate people whispering and making random noises in my ears too

>>54477479
Fuwamoco bros WINNING

Since there's discussion about what ""real"" ASMR is again, I'll ask here. I feel two different sensations depending on the trigger
>One is a numbing feeling that goes from half my face to the nape of my neck,
>Another is a shiver that make my back arch
Are any of those real ASMR? I remember Fauna made a distinction between real ASMR and "heebie-jeebies" so I'm curious about the difference. First one is usually from earpick or blowing, second one is usually from showers and shampoo and licking

>>54489015
Ear-scratching sounds do trigger asmr responses for some people. For ear licking one... Well, it's clearly a dick-sucking asmr.

>>54479086
>>54482835
i've probably fucked more women than everyone in this thread combined and i love asmr. it's great for panic attacks, or if i just want to forget that the world exists

>>54477479
EN... ONLY GETS STRONGER >:3

>>54478837
Your a faggot cunmer fukl of cum, probably suck balld for a living and eat cum out of gay asses. Gay man

>>54483041
Holy fuck Im gunna cum

>>54477479

>>54489752
Having any kind of reaction like that is real ASMR, probably. I don't feel anything, they're just sounds to me

>>54477479
Dropped

ASMR is garbage tier content right up there with "react" content and tier lists.

>>54490399
I'd put those two above ASMR actually. React content and tier lists are garbage but you at least have to put some effort into being entertaining and engaging while doing it. ASMR is the bottom of the barrel. All it involves is whispering and making sounds into a very expensive microphone. No creativity or talent needed.

>>54489752
The second one sounds closer to what I get but I guess both could be it.

>>54478837
I'm autistic and ASMR just makes me uncomfortable
Can any other autists here chime in? I want to know if there's really a correlation

>>54490874
can confirm, most asmr is just like silverware scratching to me, or sanding wood.

90% of asmr collabs devolve instantly into loud whispering because they're both uncomfortable doing their asmr voice in full with another person. The only exceptions I've seen are mel, choco, and aki. Maybe Okayu

really helps having good quality headphones
not some airpod garbage

>>54480011
>I always suspected people who use it to masturbate don't really get what ASMR actually is.
I've fallen into a really bad pattern myself:
>Genuinely seek out ASMR for tingles
>It starts to lose its effect on me, so I start seeking out more extreme videos
>Weak willed, so I eventually get drawn in by intentionally borderline pornographic ""ASMR""
>Start fapping to it
>Feel guilty
>Get actual tingles from listening to real ASMR
Rinse and repeat.

>>54480944
I want more shitpost ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urMWdWlzDCw

fuuuuuuuuuuuck it would be amazing

>>54478837
nah, you're not

>>54491724
airpod pro with extra pressure against the ear using a pillow works well for me.

>>54485322
asmr isn't really one size fits all. its just that the only triggers anyone ever does is ear-cleaning, whispers and earlicking so that all people think asmr is. i've gotten the tingly feel to videos of a guy fixing logic boards

>>54478837
NPC behavior

>>54478837
That tingly feel makes me imagine that's how lice feels and I don't like it.

>>54489999
whore

>>54489999
If you have to say it you definitely havent fucked anything. Tho i agree ASMR is great when i need to relax after work

>>54478837
>makes me angry
Yeah because you are either autistic or retarded.

While we are at it, just curious, is it normal that I've never felt anything from ASMR? I know you are supposed to feel some sort of tingling sensations, but I just never felt anything from ASMR
I haven't listened to that many ASMR vids, but I've checked Patra (JP), Noel, Fauna and a few random non-VTuber ASMR out. Never felt a thing. Was it because I'm using a pair of cheap earphones? My hearing is pretty good still, though

>>54492621
Imagine never having had another person massage your head with pic related
Very sad

>>54477479
Soimeone commission or draw art of them licking a ku100 ears so they do it

>>54478837
>guy that hates asmr gets tingles
>i love asmr, never get them
shit sucks

>>54494203
Some people don't get the sensation at all. I would imagine it varies even among those who do. Triggers definitely vary among people. Even for those of us who do get it, it's not guaranteed.
I could listen to something once and experience an immensely pleasant sensation and not experience it again upon listening a second time.

>Not a fan of ASMR
>I don't really get ASMR
>I hate ASMR

SHUT THE FUCK UP. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR DIMINISHED SENSES OF HEARING, SPATIAL AWARENESS AND IMMERSION. YOU ARE AN INFERIOR HUMAN BEING AND/OR A POORFAG.

Let ASMRchads enjoy the enlightenment we can get from sound alone, being able to appreciate ASMR should be treated as a supernatural gift.

>>54491788
ASMR per se doesn't make me horny, not even the ones explicitly made to be erotic. I've noticed I become very sensitive to ASMR right after an orgasm, though.

>>54494474
those plant microchips in your scalp

>>54479086
That's Nene, Watame and Zeta.

>>54490874
You’re not alone, Anon. The trigger/sound type ASMR either have no reaction in me or I just find them grating. The soft talking makes me extremely apprehensive and it’s not relaxing at all. Having voices “near” me but at the edge of being audible is just like hell to me, when I’m in an office I need to wear good soundproofing headphones because that like constant barely perceptible sound drives me up a fucking wall.

>>54495739
do asmrfags really

>>54496862
asmrlet cope

>>54489250
do you know there are 15+ rated asmrs, those you showed are 18+ rated with shiko3 + sex. ASMR on yt is even more tamer than 15+ (as long as they don't want to get banned)

>>54491503
They should just each do a pre-recorded ASMR session using only one ear and then edit them together.

>>54478986
>zaaaaaakooo zakooo hentai oniiiii-san
yeah i need it

>>54485338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYj1Iteowck

>>54477479
I think ASMR is a waste of time
I just want to watch them say and do cute things while playing video games or doing other stuff

>>54489893
i have had an ASMR response from ear licking. It can trigger it.

>>54497981
If you could experience it you wouldn't consider it a waste of time.

>>54498212
Asinine. If you liked racing cars, you'd enjoy racing cars.

>>54478789
it's ok to be who you are anon

>>54478837
Not everything is for everyone, I fucking hate watchalongs, for example.

>>54498550
It's not a tautology at all. Some people just lack the capacity to experience it. I didn't imply you were inferior for this. You are inferior for thinking that it's a tautology though.

>>54495739
You do realize it's sisters posting that, right?

>>54497981
>I think ASMR is a waste of time
Anon... do you think that people that listen to ASMR are just sitting around listening to ASMR and doing literally nothing while listening?

>>54478789
You should try the 4 person kind, it gets downright disorienting.

>>54499626
>loaded question instead of simply asking why he thinks ASMR is a waste of time
ok

>>54478837
No, asmr stuffs always make me uncomfortable

>>54478837
Nha it depend on the person, like that fucking ASMR mic everyone use i hate it visceraly, as long as this shit isn't here i can actually enjoy a lot of ASMR stuff.

>>54499693
I'm sure whatever justification for his borderline retarded phrasing that he'd come up with would be asinine or autistic.
Probably both.

>>54499874
It's easy to be dismissive if you've already decided any counter argument is autistic or asinine.

>>54499874
not sure why you need to reply to me, but keep me out of it

>>54500016
>counter argument
You are a retard. There is no discussion to be had.

>>54487965
that makes sense

>>54478837
Yeah you're a fucking gaylord

ASMR can be so many different things. From whispering to kissing to someone using a wooden spoon to stir ice cubes in water to hair shampooing to a lotion massage to cotton swab ear cleaning to thigh cupping to brushing hair to the fizzly sound of pop rocks

>>54483041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idgLfUpT78s&t=14145s

>>54477479
That's great. I hope they do haircut asmr someday.

>>54479086
I miss clovers random meows when Fauna was doing ASMR

>>54478837
ASMR is just sounds that for whatever reason release serotonin in your brain. Tingling in the back of your head and all that. Most people have at least a couple sounds thanks to their childhood that makes them feel good. A friend loves newspaper shuffling because he spent a lot of time at his grandad's when he was a kid and that sound is nostalgic. I love tapping and scratching, but whispering, chewing noises, basically anything involving mouth noises brings me right out of any enjoyable haze.

>>54478837
the actual amount of people that can experience asmr sensations is very small. most people just listen to it because it's fanservice, especially on the jp side as they tend to be more lewd with it

>>54499626
Nta but I let it in the background before going to sleep, that's almost doing nothing

>>54490874
ASMR either weirds me out because it sounds weird and annoying, or it makes me super horny because it sounds like the Vtuber is giving me a blowjob even if they don't mean for it to

>>54477479
Fauna nepo hires confirmed

>>54478837
That's what whoretuber did

>>54479086
BASED

>>54479298
Retard. Asmr was never a sexual thing and I have been listening to them before they were called asmr.

Two and a half years later and it remains my favorite ASMR of all time, scuffed as it was. That was a lightning-in-a-bottle stream.

>>54477479
Depends if it's a one off ironically/joke stream or if they do it regularly. The only thing i hate more than ASMR are handcam streams.

>>54505710
I just realized. Why the fuck Irys write in japanese if the girls are EN too

>>54505909
Promoting the twins to the japanese viewerbase. If the rumors are true then they are fluent in japanese.

>>54478837
I dunno I think it's just dumb. Only shit I've liked is having girls read to me children's books.

>>54480011
Yeah, ASMR does nothing for me, it's just whispers and sounds, no sensation. When a chuuba does a stream like that I check out. And I'll ask the thread later if there was any interesting zatsus in there.

btw i still see some random hiragana in Mumeis streams. Unless it's an western rping as japanese she still has some active japanese fans. I also see lots of Mumei clips translated into japanese so there is a demand for it.

>>54478644
Fpbp

>>54477479
They are semendemons for sure

>>54478644
You know you can watch more than one.

>>54510529
He’s an idiot.

>>54477479
But my dick won't

>>54497871
oh is that one, RJ277473
https://japaneseasmr.com/19160/

>>54478837
To be honest, I don't see what the big deal about ASMR is about. Is does nothing for me. Can some one explain what is supposed to do? Because I don't get it.

>>54512190
If your brain can perceive ASMR, you feel extra relaxed and "funny" in a state of pleasant trance for a short while. I would say that true ASMR experience is better than orgasm.
But there's also type of "asmr" that's just coomer shit that includes sex related sounds for people to jerk off to.

>>54512085
yeah that's right
that circle is great

>>54477479
bro, I sure hope so