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Kiss me anon

>>54319685
w-why would i kiss you? b-baka

>>54319685
mwah

Whilst /nenmen/ might not be taking part in the VTL, I do encourage you to make your voice heard and vote for the best meme names related to the boys for the /nijien/ roster.

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I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Iluna & Xsoleil at Anime Impulse July 29-30: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1666882791693484033
ACGHK 2023 Panel with Pio and Luca on July 30th https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1678512843216281604
Mysta at ACGHK2023 July 31: https://twitter.com/LizRias/status/1673623993423908864
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Ike, Luca, Uki, Sonny, Ren and Ver at Anime Impulse OC September 2nd-3rd https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1678479204743016452
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Mysta Arma Bianca Preorders (Until Jul 31): https://pr.armabianca.com/nijisanji-newera-jp/
Mysta 1m (Until Jul 30)
Mysta Outfit Goods (Until Jul 30)
Luxiem UFO Catcher
Roadtrip
NijiEN Store 2nd anniversary
Iluna 1st Anniversary
Kemanekineko Summer Vacation Collab

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5e-QkVib8Y
Ver Audio Drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPyYBKlNhDs
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIbfLeWiWY
Uki Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZNwyX_0aI
Ren Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsrs_MWibw
Mysta Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwgLNQDNyU
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

Current streams:
Pio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7_Zn5SpRQ
Kyo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g8GO1NmLDw

Upcoming streams:
Uki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xgoT1o6xXQ
Luca w/ Krisis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGj396YgiGs

>>54320942
thank you news kindred <3

>>54322036
oh the krisis thing with luca is today hell yeah

pure sex

>>54322778
Slutty looking glasses

SHU PLEASE RAPE MY ASS

Sometimes I think about the cosmic impossibilities that lead to this man existing on my screen and I start crying. I love him so much

detect my love is fun to listen to

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>54325058
Cute pasta kindred, for me it's been fun to pick out something new to focus on in each listen of it

Oh hey, cytube finally fixed it's api issues. Would you want a channel where we can watch old vods/music during dead hours? I think it'd be fun.

>>54325058
i thought it was a bit too chaotic but it's nice

>>54325911
i think that's a good idea! i made one where i watched old vods with some anons over fuuchan's break but a dedicated one for the split would be good too.

alban LOVE

any quildren have a list of which vocaloid songs ike has sang?

>>54327086
coolio, name is nenmentv, currently playing a buncha music since mysta's orisong got me in a mood

i miss ver

>>54327590
forgot my image....

Shota uki so cute and abused, imagine the things that went down in that facility

yu sex

>>54329048
gay shota orgy

I still never forgive luca for nerfing his tits for phony

aik rabu

wuca soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGj396YgiGs

luca and krisis on da telly

they all look so retarded I love them

is that yu's crotch KEK

Yu got cock on the mind

zali knows yu's willy!

piochan?

>>54332659(me)
yeah that's 100% pio i hate that he doesn't wear socks

>>54332855
but it gives easier access to the feetsies

alban?

>>54333055
it's a girl
>>54332966
he stinks...

Fucking rigged

IT'S SONNY

>>54333669
count on the kadets

so cute and erotic....

>>54333692
i'm not even a kadet but his neck is pure sex there's no way to get it wrong

luca.....uki's mole is there too....

To say I'm pissed off would be an understatement. After 11 years, those lowlifes at Domino's let my wife go. I would really like to know why and those of you who know me these days, know that I WILL find out. In the meantime, if any of you would like to know also, please go to their Facebook page and ask them. I would really appreciate it. Their half-assed excuse was that he wasn't working out. After 11 YEARS? Come on. This old boy is STORMING!!!! You can't even get people to work 40 hours these days and his AVERAGE week was 50 to 60. Needless to say, we WILL be seeing an attorney soon. If anybody knows a good labor attorney, please let me know. Thank you. I'd better quit now before I go too far. By the way. The low life who fired him was Riku Tazumi.

ITS PIKACHU

i forget vanta has to use a belt to hold his cock

what is with the krisis picks and the crotches. REN WHY ARE YOU FIXATED ON HIS CROTCH

krisis sure know each other's bodies

>>54334296
imagine having such a massive cock that you need a belt to hold it up...

for someone who said he knows niji......zali.........

willy not beating the dachi allegations

wilson is always so nice to zali......cute

uki? ike?

>>54335284
Looks more like uki

>>54335394
i think uki's is more v shapped?

oh my god it's goreman himself

OH WOW THIS ONE IS SOOOOOOOO HARD TO GUESS I WOULD NEVER TELL

gotta say ike has some kissable lips

vanta......

thanks for coming over to the cytube, I'll think about what to put in the morning when i wake up, have fun with wuca's stream

THAT'S SHU OR MYSTA BUT I'LL SAY SHU

wait no it's mysta

>>54337116
good night anon!

IT'S MYSTABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAST

>>54338018
I'm going to miss them so much... At least it's with a proper graduation in the end...

>>54338224
it's sad to see luca losing so many close friends....not really losing, but it still hurts

>>54338698

>>54339172
we need a sex cat and uki one now

>>54325715
smooch anon~
me too, even if i didnt watch niji i would enjoy it.
>>54326047
the instrumentals are a little loud, i love the beat but it can sometimes drown out mysta, still fun though

reminder that jazz on the clock is GOOD

reminder that jizz on the cock is GOOD

god i miss wife

SNNNNNNNNNNNIIFF

board fast hate

sonnyban rape
https://twitter.com/ctydanapurple/status/1684147348799365120

Sonny please play lisa

bump

i want to tongue kiss shu

>>54351029
I totally forgot about koshien, guess it's because my oshi is not in it this time...

>>54351905
hopefully next year he'll opt in

>>54352670
yeah wife was really cute last time!

takaradachi check membership

https://puzzle.aggie.io/vCbsft

BIG unity puzzle for today all ur boys are here

>>54354164
Oh! Exciting

Ike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eU597MIwZj4

bump

Fu-chan being fucked by some of the guys running a train on him and making him guess who's inside, blindfolds, DP, dom/sub. It MTLs well
https://archiveofourown.org/works/48890599?view_adult=true

Vanta's membership is open

Good morning, please request some streams for the cytube when dead hours roll over. Preference for livers that won't stream solo today(vox, mysta, zali,etc).

>>54361915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez_8NdwcsGI

>>54361915
If you don't mind streams with women, both parts of the nekopara collab

>>54362264
As long as it's majority lads, I will consider it!

Vanta stop tempting me https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta/status/1684544259129741312

Vanta: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZxkmIzfViQ
Ren: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-7ror98bFs

Ren is a good boy and I like him very much. I hope renvaderz keep taking care of him

Archivekadet are you here? T o T did you archive yesterday's zelda stream? Can you share it please?

Vanta had to redraw shu because he made him too pretty at first

miss wife

>>54361915
last call for vods, I'll start with fortnite and then nekopara in an hour. Might add touchstarved so we make it to the zomboid collab

Me wanting more art of Luca and Mysta together and getting it in this monkey's paw ass way has me sad. What stage of grief is this?

in heaven

Miss wife :(
Also fuck you jannies for banning me because of horse cock posting

>>54366891
I'm sorry you got in trouble for the wonders of horse cock. It's never the wrong time for education i'll just assume you were being educational

>>54366891
Lame asses don't want us to be educated

vanta test stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6ix8hR8cRU

>>54368202
i hope this vod stays up it's so comfy and the vanta sounds are so sex

>>54368270
you know what to do if it isn't

>>54366320
Depression/Anger

cytube started with fortnite

>>54368291
i can't... i can feel myself falling asleep...

so much ver on twitter this morning. the serotonin

>>54366972
It's always educational
>>54367336
They're so abretrary too, I got banned for posting a horse mounting a fake mare and I've also got banned for posting a crab, but I've posted actual animal penis multiple times and nothing happened

god I miss ike and vox collabs so much

how is this stream so sex he's just tryping

cute vanta laughs

I need to fuck vanta right now

well I sure hope you guys archived that if you wanted it

sex with vanta

[boo]

https://twitter.com/luluna__20/status/1684505038478278656

>>54373027
Mysta's just going to a better place... Luca's basement! Yay!

>>54373027
;___;

>>54373027
luca sure did suffer this month

selfish but i miss when wife streamed everyday

>>54374494
it was too good of a dream... at least it lasted a month and a half. but he said we'll be back to regular schedules starting next week!

>>54374813
i want to have his streams everyday but i also want him to take care of his health....at least he's resting a lot now

>>54374961
he stuck around for 5 hours yesterday, he's slowly working his way back to us. have this sexy wife to tide you over until tomorrow

wife and dog so cute
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1684590833339600896

>>54375446
incorrect sonny gives me a hands-on demonstration

>>54375446
why is doppio fading from existence

>>54375519
Wow I genuinely thought the exact same thing when I saw that image... hivemind

>>54375746
Right? I didn't even ask for it either he just takes it upon himself to do it because he cares so much.

>>54375596
knew too much

Does anyone have the archive of Vanta's scuff stream? I was napping...

>>54375147
Anons those boobs are really toeing the line (haha) be careful

>>54375147
hnnnnnnnng

>>54376771
do not bring the toe jokes here

>>54377347
are you perhaps lactose intoelerant

>>54377621
you'll be the one lacking toes once i'm done with you

>>54377957
watch your toene and good luck comfy, it would be a toetal disaster for you if you were to try toetal annailation one might say

nekopara live on cytube

>>54378498
these remind me of gummy bears...when are we getting a snack collab

>>54363978
Nta but I'm hoping other archive anons have it. I was archiving too but I got an error right at the end and the files got corrupted. I hate Neal.

>>54378426
time to test if cat meat is sour

krisis sex...
https://twitter.com/nj_kmkm/status/1684608547894767616

>>54379054
hell yes this is what I needed

>>54378989

>>54378848
your ass is toest sheep! but if it's meat you want then you're looking in the wrong place maybe try main, i'm sure one of the pomies there would be willing to help if you head toewards

>>54379907
are you telling me to go suck pomie dick
i'm going to kill you

the only otome games ive played are dandelion and nameless, both from cheritz before they made mystic messenger. could be kind of fun to see the boys voiceacting those on stream

>>54380528
heh

>>54380809
CHOMP

>>54380745
i remember trying to get into mystic messenger but i thought it was too boring...also games that you have to wait hours to continue are a snorefest

>>54381942
its boring unless you have a tight schedule, which i used to have when i played it. if i were to play it now it would be incredibly tedious

sex with noctyx

I miss my husband I need him back so bad

>>54381942
I discovered that I don't like being romanced by the characters in games and prefer to play things where the characters don't constantly hit on me or if they do, I play as a male so there's a level of separation. Joseimuke in that doesn't fall too far to the otome side is preferred and when I can select gender, I play as a man so that layer of separation is there. It's a shame that the games I'd like to see Fuuchan trying aren't localized and one is so gatekeepy it stopped offshore people even being able to buy in game currency.

>>54384147
>I discovered that I don't like being romanced by the characters in games and prefer to play things where the characters don't constantly hit on me
same, that's why i think i should play nucarnival, since you play as a boy who's not really 100% self insert material

>>54384509
The artstyle of nucarnival filtered me but I pushed through for a while for this whore

>>54385616
this is a whore for ants

>>54385616
filtered you? but she draws some really cute and hot dudes..they even have some muscles on those bones

>>54385771
I did not realise the image was so small when I grabbed it off google, oops
>>54385982
>they even have some muscles on those bones
That's the part I didn't enjoy

>>54386208
>That's the part I didn't enjoy
are you that retard who complained about archivist being buff because you wanted all of the boys to be skinny ass ikemen?

he killed millions

>>54386383
Nope, I think everyone should have something that appeals to them and it's why I play games with ikemen and shota characters but I'm happy that muscle lovers have something to lust after. We need more variety in general.

>>54387485
i'll shake your hand on that

nekopara part 2 starting on da tube

shu should rape my ass

i miss vox

>>54391577
I miss him too

>>54391637
if he's asleep right now i must give him a blowjob while he's still sleepy

>>54392607
Only if I get to lovingly cuddle him while you do it

boys who age regress ToT

>>54393535
alban....yu......

>>54393535
you have no idea how many times i've replayed this clip because wife sounds like such a child here
https://b23.tv/EzmaNN2

Kyo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ggg4sDlyFc

>>54395113
>>54395495
i meant the laurier bit, but any moment the boys are like kids is so cute makes me want to fuck them

I haven't had demon withdrawal this bad in months, can I just timetravel to tomorrow so I can see him again

>>54395495
my buff bara husband who acts like a child sometimes uoh

>>54397967
Didn't you just see him yesterday, and the day before?

>>54380745
I love these games ^_^ otome games are so much fun.

>>54398179
That member's stream hit me too hard, made me want him even more than usual

did youtube change the emoji size on mobile? ver's are huge now. unless he reuploaded them bigger or something. in which case i might redownload them if so

>>54399607
wilson tweeted about the same thing so I assume it's a global update

>>54399905
oh nice. kinda like it better. easier to see

finishing off with touchstarved on da toob!

zomb game boys~~

>alban POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_ZV6ueq-n4
>sonny POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1o2g-Ha5hY
>shu POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc39aDhXeFk
>ver POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP_rt48oaeI
(krisis starting an hour later)
>wilson POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqxG_nOCh8w
>vanta POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa_geOq3MOE

>>54402739
sex cat is too addicted

>>54403631
sonny seems to be more addicted since he's been playing off stream a lot.....i want to see the rest of noctyx get into this game too, it'd be so fun

>>54402739
WHERE IS ALBANIA

>>54404764
something broke

>>54404844
Oh. I forgive him, then. For now.

auban start

yay zatsu !

>>54403765
i wish this game had sex in it so sonny could rape alban

Sexual harassment sushi

stupid whore cat stop teasing

>they'll come when they come
>but they're coming
kek

he's so cute and sweet, i missed him so much

s-shugur crumbs... yum...

sorry alban i believe in sharing whenever i can

Stop being /here/ alban, you don't have to know we restream events if you don't go to places filled with the thieves of the sea

that mushroom alban ate?
mine.

fat fuck is munching

I love niji!zomboid arc, happy for and appreciate sexcatto

alban grooming ver thank you

sonny gave up on them....

alban is so cute i love alban i love alban so much bros our cute hardworking sex cat

i wish sonny would molest me

i wanna see them raid west point but they keep getting newbies all the time......it doesn't seem likely......

>>54411940
Someone in main was wondering how many of them really want to even play. Like, if they're just trying to be social and ending up miserable.

>>54412300
i think most of them who can do things without being prompted do want to play but i think the newbies are just trying it out since many people are playing. it's not a bad thing, but i wish they'd practice or play the tutorial at least before joining since the server is pretty old now, or at least do duo training like sonny and ver so albans povs aren't constantly newbie daycare

>>54412300
>>54412574
ya i think breaking up into smaller groups is better. you could tell ver did not wanna be there just standing around and jumped at the chance to leave with sonny

>>54412574
Yeah, even trios or something would be good. Really just need to split up with different survival goals each.

>>54412993
i'm glad ver is proactive....i wish the other newbies didn't wait for alban to spoonfeed them...

>>54413127
proactive but i also think it was too many voices/people for him kek.

>>54413127
Back to the theory that some of them want to play with friends but not this specific game very much so they struggle.
And that with so many people it's hard to ask stuff.
...And everyone has free stuff lying around to hand out.

fat fuck is excited for candy

>>54413985
yeah, i wish it was less of a niche game so there'd be no need for tardwrangling, like minecraft where you have people doing purely for the social aspect but you also have people going full autismo. but unfortunately, it's not..........i just want my sonny/alban/wilson group raiding westpoint together....

>>54414867
Oh my god I think you're just me, that's what I want.

noctyx figure
https://twitter.com/bushi_hobby_jp/status/1684760597966299136

>>54415241
wooooooohhh cute wife! noctyx LOVE!

>>54415045
just like me fr.....but it's also partly albans fault, the rest of the girls were already fishing and stuff, there was no need to grab food. would've been more fun to take them raiding, and it would've forced them to learn combat mechanics fast

It's kind of cute that Ver is so willing to trail after Sonny but it's also nice that they're actually doing something with teaching.

yay alban solo adventure~~

thank you for reading my mind alban i love you so so so sossososososo much

poor ver not able to have his senpai/student fantasy with sonny now

>>54415988
i'm sad. Ver and Sonny could already be there having fun but now they're waiting for 10 people to join them

I am nearly in tears waiting on whatever Luca's announcement is, I'm worried. I can't take any more crying.

>>54416614
anon, read his pinned comment

>>54416614
it says 'not graduation' in like three places

>>54416614
The pinned YouTube live chat comment of his says it isn't graduation news. So you don't have to worry about that.

>>54416614
smartest anon itt

>>54416725
Doesn't have to be a graduation to be something bad :(

But I'll be excited instead, just nervous!

I'M HIS BABY DADDY... IT'S TRUE

our solo adventure ruined.....

>Sonny lets go kill ourselves!!!
Ver really just wants his alone time with Sonny

ok duos or trios are the way to go unless it's a slow group activity like fishing

Its a new outfit. Is he self paying for this?

Luca Kaneshiro you will always be my famous slutty princess

>>54417764
It's been in the works since before the lux second outfits, I'm assuming it's either paid or a milestone thing.

what's that accent sonny

>>54417764
new outfit.......reminds me that wife's won't be ready until noctyx's next anniversary hahaha.......
either way i hope luca's arms are...meatier this time

>>54417957
I mean if it was a milestone thing wouldn't Vox or Mysta have gotten it first? Probably the former.

>>54417764
pretty sure it was confirmed they don't pay for any of their outfits, otherwise the lottery/token system makes no sense.

military base lets go !

Thank you for playing with Ver Sonny! I'm glad he had someone he could go off on his own with in a smaller group to learn and have fun with. It was enjoyable to watch and you make a good teacher.

>>54418170
I don't know I'm just drooling and speculating

knovid collab WHEN

i'm kinda sick of zomboid collabs like these. it was fun when people were messing around the first few collabs since it's the start and it doesn't matter much, but once we're this deep into the game it actually becomes annoying to watch. i wish people who didn't take the game seriously didn't join just for the sake of joining. i know the blame isn't solely on the newbies but you can't expect to be spoonfed on how to play games when it's your fucking job to play them. i wanted to watch them clear west point this stream or even prep for winter but at this point it seems unlikely that they'll even make it to west point. if adventuring isn't your thing there's always farming or fishing but mindlessly following the group and not having a goal/direction makes it frustrating to watch. i also wish alban was more strict on TP, he needs to stop giving them a handicap and let them have a proper experience of dying and making your way back to base using the map.

i just hope no one new joins or if they join i wish they'd just learn how to play in duos or not wait to be taught how to do everything. maybe i'm too autistic over this game but it's actually pissing me off since someone who seemed genuinely interested to play left early because of the lack of direction

3 hours and we basically did nothing alban.....

>>54421909
sonny became the king of soup

>>54421678
i think a more small group like noctyx playing it would be more fun...i guess i just miss noctyx collabs

>>54421678
I feel the same way. There's certain folks that feel like they're just there to only chit chat and clown around, and sure whatever do that, but then nothing really gets done.

>>54421678
Tako... I get it, but for me is the amount of voices. I feel like an actual schizo with that many people talking lol

>>54421678
maybe something like the way minecraft streams work would be better. people hopcon when they want to and only do huge collabs with a clear goal in mind. i've been watching wilson and it's fine because he always breaks off and does this own thing

>>54422267
if it's just the current collab partners, i want to see alban, wilson, sonny, and millie break off and adventure together. noctyx zomboid adventure would be kino though
>>54422322
i just hate that they're always relying on those who play the game properly, if you want to sit and chit chat don't drag the others down and learn the game before you join at least....
>>54422363
i hate the voices too.....but it'd be bearable if they broke off into proper groups
>>54422846
yeah i'm really enjoying alban right now since he's off solo

See I just wish Sprinters were available on servers so the Zomboid autists could have a tense adventure trying to live with those things around

>>54423022
i feel like the adventure they had off-stream where everyone died would've made a really interesting stream. if wife joins i want him to go full hermit RP

>>54423246
the time he played and dressed as a prostitute and tried to rape and kill sex cat...this game is made for wife

>>54423321
he was really pushing feminization that day. hopcon zomboid wife, fulfill your RP dreams

alban ending earlier than normal, i guess his social battery died out

otsu

I'M FREAKING OUT
https://www.youtube.com/live/lMOLaskW_1o

>>54424176
WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGDSAGIYSAGFOIYSADF ASFOUGHAT WIF EPOUTING IADFGDAIOYFGDSAGIYSAGFOIYSADF ASFOUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG POOOOOOOOOUTING POUTIN I'M CUMING DUGHSASASASA WIFEW CUTE WQIUFE C UWT EE

>>54424500
HE IS BEGGING FOR COCK I'M GOING TO STRANGLE HIS PAPE

>>54424576
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANEEEEEEEEE

please do not abuse this old man

>>54424915

Luca silhouettes

>>54424985

>>54425040
aza.....

Decided to cut it off for now, since it did it's job and I was falling asleep anyways. Thanks for coming, and have a good night! I'll probably only do on request tomorrow, since there's fulgur's 3.0 to focus on.

>>54424915
I will cum on his face

>>54425091
KEK. if only the boys could take a leaf out of his book and commission a real shota model

is it just me or luca's new outfit seems very...simple? maybe it's pajamas?

>>54425727
>pajamas
and handcuffs?

>>54425756
kinky shit

>>54425727
It looks like a prison jumpsuit to me

>>54425545
i wonder if they'd get heat for it though, have we ever gotten a shota model in EN vtubing?

>>54425999
the only way we're getting a shota model is if one of the boys does it as an extra outfit for april fools or something because the only shota-ish boy we have is a fucking wigger

>>54425999
I think if maybe Alban got it and it's like hidden under the guise of it being for childrens day then maybe there'll be no backslash?

>>54426215
>backlash
aren't takaradachis horny shotacon fujos? i don't think there's enough normies in his fanbase to shit on it

>>54426215
>childrens day
do they celebrate that over in the US

>>54426263
There are actual young kids who watches Alban...
>>54426301
I don't think they actually celebrate it...maybe it can be disguised as sex cat becoming Japanese kek

>>54426472
UOHHHHH TOT

>>54426472
holy shit look at him..... i'm 'bout to get in trouble

>>54426472
there's no fucking way children watch sex cat moan and whore himself out for supas and sex....

It's kinda sad that there's actual loli-ish chuubas in EN like Maria, Petra and Enna(kinda) and the one that fucked off yet the male chuubas have to walk on complete egg shells when it comes to this kind of thing

>>54426590
we need to exterminate normies

>>54426511
>>54426540
Can someone edit aza with alberts colours, I'm on my hand and knees

>>54426215
>>54426472
>>54427027
i will peropero his face and thighs

>>54427027
UOHHHH PERO PERO SHOTA TEARS

>>54427027
made for topping older men

>>54427393
you're so smart for this

>>54426590
I think we can have a shota but he's voiced by a woman which means a free pass and he's also not allowed to be sexual until he builds a dedicated fanbase

>>54427479
>he's also not allowed to be sexual until he builds a dedicated fanbase
More like he'd not allowed to be sexual until he got another outfit that's him aged up to be an adult.

>>54427417
i know

i wonder if wuca love anon is dead

>>54427757
slowly all our regular posters will die....and eventually only mintfag will be left....

>>54427895
i can't believe the willpower to talk about animal dick will keep her alive

the rejuvenating powers of animal cock...

>>54427479
>shota voiced by a woman
I'd rather just not have one at all then

>>54427895
>>54427979
>>54428057
Every time an anon calls me disgusting 5 years is added to my lifespan

>>54428285
doctors hate her! try this one weird trick!
you're doing the lord's work.

>>54428285
you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting you're disgusting

live forever mintfag, watch everyone die right before your eyes

>>54428285
I may find animal genitalia and scat disgusting, but I would never find you yourself disgusting, Minty.

>>54428285
you're my wife i don't want you to die either way

When the sun expands and engulfs the earth in her fiery embrace, when entropy has finally accomplished its task, at the inevitable heat death of the universe with no light or matter.
At the very end of existence as you know it, remember that I will still be there posting about animal penis.

>>54428564
i love you mintfag

>>54428564
Ok but you're genuinely kinda gross though. Very disgusting even I would say. You give me the ICK.

>>54428564
At the end of everything, in the vastness of nothing and anything, sits a singular message.
>"man are duck penises fucked up or what"

Mintfag on Joe Rogan and they just talk about grizzly and gorilla penises for 4 hours

>>54428435
>>54428512
>>54428601
I didn't know this many people loved me :')
>>54428635
It's alright I'm not everyone's cup of tea and that's fine, we all have preferences

Random thought but what are giraffe penises like?

>>54428924
look under your bed anon

>>54428924
i'm guessing purple before mintfag explains

>>54428924
holograms don't have dicks

>>54428940
My bed has no underside, checkmate.
>>54429001
GIRAFFES ARE REAL TO ME

>>54428924
I swear I've posted about giraffe penis before, they're kind of underwhelming but they do have a pretty funny mating ritual where the male bashes his head on a females bladder so she would pee and then he tastes the pee too see if she is fetile and ready to mate

>>54429246
>he tastes the pee too

>>54429246
I must have missed it before. I thought it would be bigger or have a weird colour (they have black tongues I think?) honestly, so I see what you mean.

And here is a cute picture of a giraffe feeding her babies

>>54429246
no way giraffes are into piss

>>54429370
wonder how many anons in this thread are giraffes

>>54429370
A lot of animals are into piss, even bunnies
https://youtube.com/shorts/DxME66FUSQY

>>54429472
we need a bunny shota NOW

Damn...
Animal dick posting killed the thread

>>54430050
mintfag is the most powerful poster