/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>waking up in the dead of night to a pair of luminescent golden-yellow eyes bobbing up and down in your lap and the feeling of slick wet heat engulfing your cock
>just another morning of Shiori wringing you dry

>>54402951
Still can't believe the jacket comes off.

>>54402951
the idea of Shiori giving me a blowjob in a pitch-black room while the only source of light is her eyes, is going to kill me
also where do you guys find Shiori lewds?

Homonculus Goth GF in a flask!

>>54402951
I'm falling so hard for her just from her images. I know I'm setting myself up for disappointment, but I don't care.

But what does she look like without the make up?

>>54403201
It's barely 24 hours since her design is revealed, use AI or something.

i don't need shiori to play into some rigid character archetype based on the assumptions from her design. i would settle for her just being Big 5 agreeable when it counts. someone who doesn't lecture her chat about behavior, etc.
i'm hoping this vocalized display of moderation is reflected when the monkey's paw curls at debut.

>>54403366
>>54403215
that

>>54403104
Anon please I don't want to fap.

>>54402849
Based on the her "ink" motif I'm going to say her natural hair color is white and she dyes it with black ink. Also she probably has at least one tattoo probably of an eye somewhere on her body.

>>54403397
Agreed, I'm just going to wait to see how they kayfabe and stick around if they're at all decent.

>>54403604
I'd still fuck her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcdoOE3CTmo
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684681286785302528
yeah I guess this is hard confirmation that it's her after all

>>54404287
probably
https://pixabay.com/illustrations/eyes-evil-eye-blue-pattern-design-4751572/

>>54402951
cute image

>>54403104
my fucking PENIS

>>54404287
She sounds nice, and familiar.

>>54404287
kek

This board is getting hornier and hornier to Shiori on every passing hour...feels like everyone is possessed. Anons will have a seizure even before she debut.

>>54404963
POV: Shiori warns you that you’ll either fuck her throat or she’ll use your dick to fuck it herself

>>54405053
They will all be disappointed when she shows she's just cute.

>>54404287
Tell me about her.

>>54405053
not with that voice, no >>54404287

>>54405053
It will calm down when after debut <- clueless

>>54405153
what you hear - that voice
what I hear - glurk, glurk, glurk

>>54403397
Yeah I think as long as she is respectful of Hololive and respectful of the fact there will be a spread of wants/desires in her fans, that is the most important thing. If she is a Mori/Kronii acolyte and hostile to some types of fan then she should flat out expect that hostility to be returned to sender.

She doesn't have to pander or try to be every type of chuuba at once (impossible), just don't step on toes and don't take us for clueless rubes.

Like if she or people she knows are looking and going "huh they seem to expect you to be a crazy yandere GF type for some reason" she doesn't have to try to do that if she just doesn't have it in her.. but also I don't think she should go "fuck people who thought I'm wild (despite my wild eyes), fuck GFE" either dismissing it.. because she ought to know at least some viewers secretly wish she was like that and the best she could do is just leave that ambiguous instead dof slam the door shut and generate antis on day 1. Or day ever really. In other words just be nice to fans at all costs. It costs nothing to be nice, actually it is the default winning strategy of HoloJP that like half the ENs missed the memo on. Reputation is way more important than trying to zing viewers out of spite or getting oneguy'ed.

You'll still watch her when she mostly does scripted 10 minute videos right?

>>54405130
Why are you obsessed with throats

>>54405313
she's the chuuba for it

>>54405265
i'm glad you feel this way but this is 4chan, we don't reddit linebreak here. press enter once.

Why can't all the coomers go to Nerissa instead?

>>54405275
I actually prefer short video content over streams. So this could be good for me depending on what she posts. I don’t plan on checking any of her old stuff until after she debuts

>>54405313
a girl's mascara running as she sucks your soul out through your dick is possibly the hottest a woman can ever look

>>54405524
Counterargument: Why don't you go to Nerissa to not deal with the evil coomers?

>>54405524
Ironically, the semen demon inspires levelheaded conversation and productive exchanges, while the bookworm inspires infinite throatfucks.

>>54405524
Kronii ptsd

I want to spread her ass and pour milk and cereal down her anus!
I will then eat the cereal out from her anus!!

>>54405275
I'd watch her because she doesn't take up all my time

>>54405524
Sadly we have some kronies

>>54405524
asymmetrical horns, boring outfit, no cleavage, bad face art (the eyes go here first), focus on music (which means less interesting streams can be expected). she's ornery without being relatable, prim without being sexy.
obviously this will only serve as a multiplier on her for better or worse after debut and the person does matter in the long run, but she does not beget emotional investment or arousal from what we have of her so far.

>>54392929
What if I told you I'm in this? >>54392797

Bros if she's overlapping with Exilecon I'll have to miss her debut...

>>54405153
>he doesn't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8KQ7ZMGYO4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n97wUiYKpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfi5wF9XVZk

WE ARE NOT READY IF IT IS HER!

>>54405969
I'm not too fussed about it since it's pretty clearly a forced voice and she might drop it

>>54405864
>focus on music (which means less interesting streams can be expected)
Is this how an average /vt/anon brain works? That's a huge plus for me...

>>54405701
The shy girl who turns out to be an animal in the sack is more alluring than having everything out on display already. There’s a reason the hot librarian archetype is a thing. The character design doesn’t quite match that, but it’s the general concept.

>>54405969
>that third video
if she uses that sort of voice but a tad deeper she will be perfect

>>54406119
no, i barely come here because people like you are a waste of my finite and precious lifespan. i'm not wrong; vsingers make for dogshit content vastly more often than not.

>>54405969
I still don’t like it

>"Those other AMSR Artist they don't love you."
>"Not like I love you."

>>54406206
But I like music.

>>54406310
as do i. well, some of it. the ones that can actually sing. but for every gura who also produces good streams, there's 10 azkis and suiseis that produce nothing else of value. it's not worth the tradeoff or risk.

I just want her to be cute.

>>54405524
Does Nerissa look like she'd fuck you so hard she rips your dick off? Did she have a revealing sexy outfit? Nope. Goth/scene/punk GFs are like a fine wine of tastes and if people know what they want and see a rare break (an actually goth/punk Holo) they will make no bones about wanting to bone her.

Couldn't have imagined the first english vtuber I ever watched coming back to me in new hotness.

>>54406598
Nothing says girls can't be cute on their knees.

>>54406598
well in that case you already won anon
good job

She's going to have a valley girl accent and talk about obscure millenial specific memes like how marilyn manson removed one of his ribs so he can suck his own dick.

>>54406598
>already offering (You) ice cream
She will be cute.

>>54406119
>>54406310
same here anon, i don't get why anons who don't care about music at all and only want streams like hololive

>>54404287
Please no. Don't come with that retarded old-nyanners voice I beg.

>>54406716
how are you on the internet but also still believe that ancient myth
like how did you even navigate to this website

>>54406716
>She's going to have a valley girl accent
I am so hard.

>>54406206
>>54406119
>>54405864
>>54405524
>>54406643
>Crows and Novels fighting in the streets already over which big titty goth girl is better.
>Doggo Civil War
>Gems...

>>54406716
sounds kino to me, Saturday can't come fast enough

>>54406803
imagine having your oshi be the 14 meme loving genshitter design having loli

>>54406555
Do chumcucks really?

>>54405969
I'm not watching those but is she supposed to look like 98-tan? Is she a hag that grew up on Windows 98? Is this our chance to finally get a hag in EN?

>>54406770
>sounds like nyanners in that video
>sounds like Mel in the ASMR videos
wow she's like the antithesis for vshojo voices

>>54406803
They're going to be shipped together anyway. At least we'll get some double paizuri porn out of it.

>>54406555
>every gura who also produces good streams
... A-anon... When did you wake up from the coma?

>>54406898
Okay anon slow down. I am really struggling with what you just said.

>>54407024
We already have it.

>>54407024
I'd normally be all over double paizuri but I'd prefer double blowjob art desu. Shiorin is just made for it.

i really like her jacket but she's objectively sexier with it off
this dilemma has been puzzling me for hours
please help

>>54407108
>We already have it.
proof?

>>54407184
https://litter.catbox.moe/mqta4r.png

>>54407174
jacket on - pleasant conversation, book-reading together, overall enjoying each other's presence
jack off - two hours of nonstop throat abuse until your legs can't stop quaking and you're at severe risk of dehydration

>>54407174
jacket on - pleasant conversation, book-reading together, overall enjoying each other's presence
jacket off - two hours of nonstop throat abuse until your legs can't stop quaking and you're at severe risk of dehydration

>>54407174
jacket on - pleasant conversation, book-reading together, overall enjoying each other's presence
jacket off - two hours of nonstop throat abuse until your legs can't stop quaking and you're at severe risk of dehydration

>>54405524
What you got against coomers bub?

>>54407320
>>54407365
>>54407418
anon, you made your point

>>54407320
>>54407365
>>54407418
You alright anon?

>>54407320
>>54407365
>>54407418
???????

>>54407320
>jack off
Is that a request or an order?

>>54407460
>>54407463
>>54407497
I was the first one, and I fucked up with a typo, so I deleted my post. I don't know who the other one is.

>>54405524
Nerissa already liked homo adjacent posts

>>54407320
>>54407365
>>54407418

>>54407365
>>54407418
Why are kronies like this

>>54405969
idk I really don't fuck with her nasally ass anime fandub voice at all. I'm just beyond disappointed that this is the quality they're settling with after 2 years of nothing.

>>54407184
https://files.catbox.moe/y6nncs.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/y6nncs.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/y6nncs.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/y6nncs.jpg

>>54403394
>AI
i think this is the first time i'm going to say this and mean it with all my heart
fucking kill yourself you fucking scum

>>54404287
fug... voice needs to go. That quiet breathless shit doesn't work with that model. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>54407727
You should already know Hololive only pick vtubers with the most suscribers in their PL, they dont check content

>>54407934
i'm not an AI hater but i do think that relying on AI just leaves us with soulless slop like >>54403201
at least it gets the eyes right

>>54406647
Same, didn't expect it at all.

>>54404287
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4xpkyUC6Jg0

>>54408280
hearing that voice i feel like if she can go deeper with that same overall tone we have the exact 'raspy voice from deepthroat' quality that people here want

>>54404287
do you guys even have any basis for these or is it just pure guessing

>>54408280
That is some old ancient meme damn

>>54408280
God, I hope she hits the dab on steam fr fr.

>>54408444
Look at the eyes in the mouth and then what Shiori posted

>>54408444
>>54404994
and
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684240639725121546
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1684231027395383299
https://twitter.com/Vtuber_Moe/status/1025403711844220928
https://twitter.com/Vtuber_Moe/status/1144042529622544384

>>54408772
oh yea now im convinced

>>54408772
Ohh god are telling me... shiori is ina?!

Sex.
That is all.

shiori telenovella

>>54409072
I don't know what you're going with with this post but if you are still in denial that it's her then just stop

She will have a cute voice

>>54404287
I'm already feeling let down bros

It's over...

>>54404287
If it's her it seems she does creative schizo creative content which would be interesting to see. But you can't expect people to act or sound exactly the same as their previous persona.

>>54404287
is there a term for this voice style that nyaners, veibae, shylily etc use

>>54409558
She has a meh voice. I’ll judge her when she actually debuts

>>54407981
Hello Nijifriend, Ame was literally a 2-view and Ina & Mori weren't even streamer streamers

>>54407981
You're thinking of Niji's Iluna recruitment. Hololive has quite a few talents with low previous numbers, it's more about the audition and skills.

>>54404287
I was pretty split between FWMC and Shiori but my interest for the latter vanished instantly with this post. Unless she changed her voice or she did something insanely out of left field for Shiori then I won't even bother after her debut.

>>54409904
The real question is why these bitches all have the same lisp like they're coming from an ESL factory. I like how Fauna and Mumei speak with practically the complete opposite pattern. I'm not a linguist so I have no idea how to describe it.

>>54410128
What skills does Moe have? Genuinely curious because I didn't watch her.

Didn't ask, don't care, still want to fuck her throat.

>>54404287
Kind of surprised people are doomposting, voice seems fine to me

If true, tell me why I should like/dislike Moe so I can form my own opinion and make my peace

Somebody in /hlgg/ said there's only coomers here. /hlgg/ lies. I will love shy book nerd though as long as she also does ASMR.

>>54410476
Like
>>54409904 said it's just generic late 2000's anime YouTube dub girl voice with slightly grating lisp, when people were hoping for the menhera looking goth girl to have a slightly husky voice to suit her appearance/description of being an aloof reserved archivist.

>>54407981
>PL

>>54410476
people are more just getting sick of every big female vtuber adopting the same anime dub voice

>>54410752
>>54410717
Is it just because I only watch hololive then? No one in EN really has a similar voice.

>>54410527
its "bee zhoo ver?"
this meme doesnt make sense

>>54410476
People expected some deep voice menhera horny goth gfe and got a dork instead

>>54410294
It's a generic cute voice that's easy to do. Also Nyanners popularized it way back when she was relevant and although she's a washed nobody now her vocal style lives on forever as a meme.

>>54410752
I mean people also want the most straight forward predictable voice because of the design anyway. If it filters people, so be it.

Obsessing over pls is dangerous. Getting into Hololive is a new beginning, for better or worse.

>>54410695
based and same that was me

>>54410717
>have a slightly husky voice
HoloEN already did that, everyone on /vt/ hated it.

I hope she places DDLC

>>54410752
This for me. I’m tired of all the cutesy voices and I was hoping for a deeper voice with Shiori. I’m still looking forward to her debut though

>>54410856
Bijou is pronounced bii-shjou. Like the "sho" in should.
Bee shjou ver

>>54410695
Is just one guy obsessed with throats

I hope she plays DDLC

>>54410385
Going by what's posted here, unique skits/story videos and asmr.

>>54410975
But isn’t Bijou pronounced like bee zhou?

>>54410809
ironically yes no one in hololive does the veibae name pending voice other then maybe zeta but her accent covers it up. most of the vshojo girls and large indie girls do it and are the ones people are most familiar with

>>54410809
I don't really watch indies but I know people complain about it enough that Veibae/Nyanners/Shylily/Kaneko Lumi all have an extremely similar voice pattern with a high pitched, slightly whispered, with a hint of lisp in their voice like they're all auditioning for the same unbearable shounen heroine character who gasps every episode.

>>54410747
Roommate then you fucking globaltard

>>54410988
Well excuse me for being heterosexual.

>>54410988
Damn you guys got a throatschizo? That's an SSR pull.

>>54411031
It would be pretty funny once she opens the door to Sayori's room

>>54411077
If you pronounce it out loud and can't turn it into "shjouver", you might be British.

>>54410975
bijou /biˈʒuː/
should/ ʃʊd/
theyre different sounds
ʒ is a zh like in vision or treasure
bee zhoo

it's ビジュー

>>54410476
Same desu. Plus whatever the voice is you'll grow accustomed to it after a week

>>54410809
Most of the western indie scene copies Veibae. The closest equivalent to that in Hololive is Zeta, when people aren’t saying she sounds like Fauna, Mumei, or Gura instead.

>expecting the company that pronounces HoloX as horux is going to respect french phonology

Six threads pre-debut? Her design is cool but are we being astro-turfed? The answer is obviously yes but I mean, are we being astro-turfed more than usual around a corpo debut?

>>54411646
it's pronounced holosex

>>54411681
i am entirely organically excited
the most organic part of my excitement is the way my penis gets hard whenever i look at her

>>54411681
I think people are just really excited for a new HoloEN gen after basically two years.

>>54411681
My organ wants to violate Shiori's turf, if you know what I mean.

>>54411681
No I have been fapping to her design like the mother fucking fist of the north star.

>>54411681
Were you not around for the Moom threads pre-council debuts?
There was a fuckton of OC including a whole music video for her.

>>54411681
I've been following her more on the likeliness it's HER

>>54411824
Mumei Hopium was the best shit ever.

>>54411681
this is literally the hololive board

>>54411778
I don’t think Bijou and Nerissa are getting six threads of attention. I didn’t keep track of twins

>>54412030
literally all i know about the twins is the IT'S /THEM/ posting

I like her voice granted i only watch holojp. EN polka with skits would be pretty nice.

>>54411681
I'm just here in case I miss any art/xeets before she debuts.

>>54411919
Same. At first the design caught my eye, and then I was about to leave the threads until debut. But then I saw the possibility of it being the first en vtuber I watched, I decided to stick around.

>>54411824
What a bunch of insane people
https://streamable.com/meqd3h

>>54404287
Absolutely ruined holy fuck, fuck hololive

>>54402951
is there a game?

>>54404287
This post killed my hype

It's all a ploy, Shiori is doing it on purpose
She's a mastermind that is setting everything up to make you think she's Natsumi Moe, not actually Natsumi Moe who is a fucking idiot that didn't realize she reused an eye pattern image

>>54404287
All she has to do is not pitch up her voice and it will be fine.

>>54412475
would oshi immediately if true

>>54410856
Yes but it's funnier the other way saying it like "bee joe" - which is what it fucking looks like to the untrained eye anyway.

>>54412527
I agree, but it seems like she’s been doing it for ages. I doubt she’s gonna drop it now

>>54404287
>two people used the same common generic eye pattern
>they must be the same person!
/vt/ is actually schizophrenic

>>54411233
Roommate has implications of rl and of the present, I wouldn't use it interchangeably with pl. Even if there's whining about it.

>>54412662
Actually, can we track down where that asset is from?

>>54404287
Hey

Does this bitch have a BF or not

Honestly all I care about

>>54412816
already did >>54404660

>>54412886
Yes

>>54412662
It could be a coincidence, obviously. But she was already the top suspect before that was discovered.

>>54412886
Yes me

>>54412662
past a point it's more schizo to think it's not her

>>54411681
Yes, nothing is real. You're really smart and not at all ignorant of history.

It's actually Comdost

>>54412886
That ice cream? It was for me, her bf.

>>54412969
It would be a crazy coincidence. I really do think it’s her

>>54404287
Coomerbros we fucking lost...

>>54412886
Nope, even if the voice is controversial she's unicorn-friendly

>>54413063
>Zentreya but holoEN

>>54412662

>>54390270
>>54404287
>>54333937
There is too many coincidences

I'm actually looking forward to the coomerfags flocking to Nerissa.

>>54412886
https://youtu.be/YaD49ycwrGQ
Uhh, she used to?

>>54413209
I’m not going anyway, faggot.

>>54411646
It's actually pronounced holo-Key

>>54413243
>had a psycho boyfriend who fucked her up
>will become lonely and parasocial
SAVED

>>54413243
Not proof, women love to give relationship advice (and advice in general) without knowing shit.

>>54413301
i just can't imagine having this design and *not* being menhera
like the fangs are made for biting into your shoulder, nails that dig into your back, eyes that will never break contact even when she goes down to the base
my faith is unshakeable

>>54413362
Read the description, bwo.

>>54413160
it's 100% confirmed to be her, if it was just one coincidence then maybe not

>>54413432
Are /we/ the toxic ones?

>>54413553
I am.

>actually into the shit her character is supposed to be into, won't be fake
>unicorn-friendly
>has a good sense of humor
>cute

Yeah idk I'm totally fine with this, it could have been WAY worse, if some people flock to other girls so be it

>>54413553
Refer to Moona’s most recent song.

>>54413301
>Had
>Spoiled
Ruined.

definitely going to do some 2deep LORE shit on her debut

>>54413424
As a counter argument, look at OP >>54402951 She's giving you ice cream! Isn't it cute.

I can kinda see gap moe working here if she looks super hardcore but is actually a soft sweet girl. People are just mad it doesn't match up to the plapplap copypasta and thus for the rest of time she has to live up to what a random anon thought of her knowing nothing at all about who she is actually is. Right right.

You lot sure are an interesting bunch. On the one hand, we have people who were immediately infatuated with Shiori’s design and were galvanized into a manic sexual fury by a handful of anons who transposed their fetishes onto her to make her out to be some sort of nuclear yield landmine menhera and semen demon queen. On the other hand, we have people who follow her twitter interactions as well as bank on speculation based on other sources to paint Shiori as a sweet homebody wallflower from next door that is as gentle and docile as a spring lamb in reaction. I’m sure this will probably all be washed away come the 29th, but even still, I don’t think I’ve ever quite seen such a divide before.

>>54413432
Y... yeah... me?

>>54413850
Both can exist simultaneously.

>>54413925
Cute only.

>>54413756
Refer to moona's cratered numbers. Fans can be entitled but so can vtubers 100%, expecting people to just go on pretending everything is the same and put up with literally any change/insult.

>>54413850
The two hair colors represent her sweet moeblob and sex crazed menehera side. The two wolves phenomenon.

>>54413850
>nuclear yield landmine menhera and semen demon queen
>sweet homebody wallflower from next door that is as gentle and docile as a spring lamb
all of it is true

>>54414005
counterpoint, sex AND cute

>>54413925
Sexo only

>>54413925
I actually agree, but also get the feeling many others vehemently disagree which is a shame, honestly.

>>54414028
go back to your containment numberfag

>>54413656
yea same, as long as she stays cute and unicorn friendly as Shiori, I'm fine with this outcome. although regardless of how she acts or sounds, I was going to stay for her goth sex design anyway

>>54413850
I'm okay with any of both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz82xbLvK_k

>>54413844
Anon, you fail to understand. After years of being subtly mocked for being 'parasocial' and 'gross', finally I see a hint of light that perhaps there is a vtuber for me, one who speaks my language. I was disappointed enough by fauna's yandere shtick on debut. This one I'm gonna fight for.

>>54413656
>>unicorn-friendly
???

i watched the book video and she was kind of cute, I hope she does some kind of mystery novel stream, I will also say kronii completely changed her personality when swapping between indie and debut so yea

>>54414028
>make a joke about song title
>get numberfag schizopost in reply

>>54413850
She’s my medium titty lil sugar plum sex demon goth mommy gfe oshi.

>>54413850
I love her design but never really cared about the toxic and menhera like character anons were projecting for her, I much prefer the cute and kind moe-gap

>>54414197
The original unicorn definition, not the /vt/ one.

>>54414114
This, to all doubters, learn what bipolar is. Her two tone hair could even reflect a cute cuddly side and a wild maniac side.

>>54414078
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde but an anime girl

>>54414204
changed her voice too, so it could be the same here?

>>54414197
Dropped harder than a sack of bricks

>>54414197
oh its my nigga MBH

If it's her (it probably is), there's a reason she was a 2view for 3 years.

>>54414272
>The original unicorn definition
whats the og definition
I forgot

She's the highest risk for a male collab. Then again she came from an era before Hololive idolfied everyone's expectations

It's just Mumei pre-debut all over again...

>>54414197
I mean if you wanna go down that road might as well drop all of HoloEN since they all interacted with males one way or another in the past

Isn't Natsumi Moe the first English vtuber or am I thinking of someone else

>>54410945
husky not retarded oaf voice

>>54414477
No boyfriend. Pretty simple.

>>54404287
>nyanners voice
Instant boner killer.

Shiori will never lactate her beautiful mammaries to fill into your bowl of bran flakes for breakfast.

>>54414197
Don't care what she did in the past. She only needs to stay the fuck away from males while she's in Hololive.

all i know is shiori WILL have the most insufferable fanbase in gen 3 and by a large margin if the trend of anons in this thread is anything to go by

>>54414629
I think we've finally discovered 'too far'.

>>54414477
The original definition is absolutist, right down to offstream stuff. I’m pretty sure he’s still stretching it to fit.

so is she going to be one of those holos who dont do many game streams?

>>54404287
Yeah.... we're not getting a menhera sex goth demon with this geeky ass voice

>>54414386
Hint: the voice isn't the reason.
She is just straight up boring and a bad streamer.
I fail to believe that Cover and YAGOO, the corporation known for diamonds in the rough, will have settled for such a piss-poor streaming talent unless the talent pool is seriously dried up or they got mesmerized by the 350k sub count

No way she's actually Natsumi Moe right?

>>54414197
gura did the exact same thing, big deal, it only matters what she does in hololive

>>54414681
I remember having sunk cost fallacy for kronii for three months. I predict at this point bijou is gonna end up as my favorite somehow(the dogs seem a bit too attached to catchphrases) but until then I'm here for the schizo menhera deepthroat queen

>>54414561
>>54414646
I'm not a unicorn, but I know this shit would give her some schizos
It'd be nice if we had more literally who girls who have such little presence that there's nothing to shitpost about them day 1

>>54414681
Her and the twins

>>54414740
Most of HoloEN started as shit streamers.

>>54414629
>raisins
Just extra sugar I don't need. Actually, just get me some fucking oatmeal.

>>54414769
anons are going off ONE (1) eyeballs asset they both used and some strung together narratives, you tell me.

>>54414549
I just hope Shiori did her opsec reps or else this is going to turn into ameggedon 2.0 menhera boogaloo in no time

I really really hope that the Moe voice she did all that time was just kayfabe for her and everyone's sake but I don't feel good bros. To Moebros that watched her what exactly did she have that other nobodies don't outside of numbers?

I honestly thought Natsumi would go to Phase Connect. Congrats on making it big though

i really dont care if she collabs with males i already watch holos that do

I mean, she already have "Shiori~n" as her catchphrase so she's obviously gonna be some cutesy shit.

>>54414919
Was she menhera? I don’t know enough about moe

>>54414681
What is with zoomers and always needing to bring up the quality of something’s fandom or fanbase? I don’t give a shit about you faggots, you stop existing as soon as I close the tab.

>>54414918
Well it also fit's Moe's theme of the video that she is going to be "reawakening". Seems like way too much of a coincidence

>>54414549
and Mumei ended up being the best

>>54414994
cutebros... we're winning.

You stupid coomer monkeys stop dragging my comfy moe wifey into this
she has nothing to do with your schizo schemes

>>54414197
>manlybadasshero
fucking based

>>54414711
If she has a lot of weird creatividad stream ideas maybe but I think sooner or later you will see her making her Minecraft house and you will like it. And hopefully so will she if it's a dream come true for her to prank Pekora's house or something because it certainly would be for a lot of us. The most irritating thing is seeing girls not realize what fucking absolute legends they brush shoulders with because they didn't really give a shit about Holo before joining, hopefully she isn't one of those. It's like someone joining the NBA not giving a shit about LeBron and not caring about getting the chance to meet him etc.

>hiring someone entirely from her reputation as "the first EN vtuber"
classic Cover

Wait. So this chick isn't actually an edgy goth Twilight/50 Shades of Grey type?

She's actually a shy Harry Potter nerd HAAGEST OF HAGs?

...can I join you guys here?

>>54414994
It could equally be in a sex voice

>>54414919
>2.0
You mean 3.0, though with the benefit that fans of a different company didn’t expect her to join them instead this time around.

>>54415098
wait wait stop right there what are you saying
IS SHE ACTUALLY A HAG

>>54414897
Hasn't this chick been a Vtuber for something like 8 years?

>>54415047
There's about 8 other EN girls for you. Fuck off, we're sick of the cute only dorks. EN is nothing but them

>>54414197
manlybadasshero could have saved holostars en

>>54415266
Maybe in another 1 or 2 she’ll magically get better

>>54415288
The girl you envision would never become a vtuber and only exists in your fantasy

>>54415266
if the people posting about moe moe kyun or whatever are correct and she's been a vtuber for 10 years there's no way she's not a ahg at this point

S-she will do a different voice this time right guys?.... Right guys?!

I'm selling all my shiori stock she will be equally or be more boring than kronii are you kidding me Cover? Twice in a row? You fags gave 2 of the most SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX modesl in Hololive to 2 of the most boring people ever? FUCKING WHY?

>>54415266
>this girl has been a 2view for 8 years
She's resilient, ill give her that

>>54415288
there are no cute hags in EN

>>54415230
I'm just assuming since she's been active since 2018 and before

>>54415390
Exactly what I mean, she's not exactly standing out after more than half a decade.

>>54415098
She is more obsessed with sherlock holmes and mystery books but sure

hope she does lots of book type content, and I dont mean gay YA shit either

>>54415481
She could have started while underage.

>>54415409
Being associated with Eilene kinda held her back

I hate asmr shit and with that voice?
I'm out

>complain that EN3 will just be clout-chasing bandwagon whores
>get someone who’s been grinding as a 2view for almost a decade
>NO SHE’S UNTALENTED I DON’T WANT IT
I miss when this thread was about sexposting. You people are the worst.

why are you fags calling her a 2view? is the definition that loose nowadays?

>>54415481
by that definition gura is a hag

>>54415492
Nta but on the flip side we know she probably will not pull a Sana and may in fact be an extremely reliable streamer - a rarity in holoEN. So there are upsides if it's her.

>>54415644
They're catalog tourists. Most smart people aren't going to populate a general before a chuuba has even fucking debuted

>Coomers are getting filtered out
dork bros... we are winning

You're basing this off of a fucking kaomoji.

>actually might get the cute and comfy HoloEN HAG of my dreams
>best design too out of the group
>fags complaining because "noooo she needs to be unhinged and slutty!!"
Hololive isn't IdolEN/Vshojo, we were never gonna get a slutty and sex crazed menhera like some of you fags keep screeching about.

>>54415695
I love my hag sharkwife.

>>54415230
pretty much

she likes doing meditative stuff and literally shopping in an antique store

>>54415644
Sexposting is what led to people having high expectations.

>>54415794
I'm pretty sure Mori used that same one a few days ago

>>54415794
im believing it because I want it to be true
simple as

>>54415644
Seems someone linked the thread somewhere
thread is going fast now

>>54414897
Most of them still are.

>>54415516
Oh nice. I hope she grew up on stuff like Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys and plays these on stream.

>>54415860
Literally my grandma

>>54415794
(/▽＼)

>>54415845
Also been around a long time, so she wouldn't be some bandwagoning whore.

>>54415794
No one uses those + the eyes are irrefutable proofs

>>54415644
New debuts always attract dramatourists. If it’s her, I look forward to seeing her grow, if it’s not, that’s not a problem either.

>hires boring whore for kronii
>hires boring whore for shiori
it's owari

>>54415845
If she turns out to be the shy bookworm hag instead of an unhinged crazy zoomillenial girl, I'm in. If not, I go back to my gemcunny.

i don't like this discussion can we go back to sexposting

>>54415976
>HoloEN has there first grandmatuber
BUY BUY BUY

>>54416151
Coomers can leave.

>>54415860
>she likes doing meditative stuff and literally shopping in an antique store
....she and Fauna are so going to fucking hit it off aren't they

>>54415860
That literally describes most American between 20 and 30 in YOOL 2023 I am very unconvinced.
Actual hag would be like, a woman who talks about her doggos and how much she loves harry potter and craft beer and who still thinks Arcade Fire is a cool hip band.

>>54415976
I don't get it why this thread is malding so much
it's win-win situation where we get else comfy og chuba OR the walking coomer bait

>>54415994
There are multiple members of EN alone who also use kaomoji

Do you think Natsumi Moe is /here/. Would she be on suicide watch after reading anons being absolutely disheartened knowing what her voice sounds and she herself was like?

>>54416198
>SEX BAD SEX BAD
American puritanicals really did a number on this board.

>>54416312
i guess they don't understand she can be cute and sex

>>54416278
please let this happen, rather she be part of her friend group than Mori's

>>54416345
Sure, but it's not only that, the eyes and the book thing is pretty irrefutable. Too many coincidences.

>>54416312
>it's win-win situation where we get else comfy og chuba OR the walking coomer bait
We're going to get both
If we don't I am going to fucking will it into existence.
See you in the superchats.

she will be cute and sex

It’s not her retards

>>54416451
Rent-free

imagine laughing while you act out Shakespeare plays together
imagine going to used book sales with her and filling up the entire car with old books
imagine holding hands while you read your own books during a cold winter night
imagine her making literature based jokes infront of everyone and you both laugh while other people dont get it
Imagine spending a day together re-organising your bookshelves
Imagine writing murder mystery novels for each other

>>54416451
Well, if she's shy booky, she might be prime Moomtype. The ultimate anti-Bae.

>>54416354
>Do you think Natsumi Moe is /here/
always has been

>>54416525
It's her.

>>54416354
I think Shiori is cute (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

>>54416631
holy shit its her

>>54416557
>filling up the entire car
I bet she bikes with a BASKET IN FRONT.
A BASKET.

>>54416529
fuck off deadbeat, and take the coomer tourists ITT with you

>>54416557
I can’t hold my own book and rub my nipples at the same time anon

>Expect Goth GF
>Actually get cute next door neighbor GF
Wtf

>>54416451
She's a fembeat

>>54416631
hi Moe!

Y'all are gettin way too hyped over literally just 1 piece of evidence lol, there is no way its Moe.

>coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer coomer
Are there actual women in this thread or something? Shut the fuck up.

It's Nina.

>>54416312
Seems she also does GFE and whatnot? And has a good sense of humor? She'll probably do both comfy and coomer bait.
Literally what's wrong with her so far?

>>54416557
Gabe get the fuck out. Go back to your used tissue scottish whoretuber, she's redebuting soon

i enjoy how somehow its become fact that its her

If she likes mystery, do you think she'll play graphic adventure games?

>>54416716
Fuck off to global if you want to whine about Mori.

>>54416577
>zatsu collab between Shiori, Moom, and Fauna
I don't know if my heart can handle that amount of cute and comfyness, holy fuck

>"who should we cast for this crazed menhera sex woman?"
>"i know! let's get https://youtu.be/RRCv4ZYe27w "

>>54416716
She lives in your head rent free and that's hilarious

>>54416854
Moe is willing to do some GFE, but I don't think she's able to do coomer stuff. At least I've never seen it from her.

>landmine goth gf but instead it's your sweet neighbor type gf

Just like the gyaru mangas i am reading recently!

I want a crazy goth menhera deepthroat queen with sex voice.
Tell me, how much will shiroi dissapooint me on her debut day.

I don’t care what she’s like. I’m still gonna watch her. I’m just a little disappointed with her voice

You can't blame this reaction on the coomers, a model that doesn't fit the personality is Covers fuck up. That said I expect all the girls to be deserving of their spot, talent wise. I would hope Shiori does not use the indie out of breath moe voice tho.

>>54416775
that's what I'm saying, but schizos gonna schizo, expect threads to be like till debut

>>54416716
Look upon some of her very first Twitter likes and despair

>>54416775
It's more like 3

>>54416917
man the timbersaw sounds in one of her asmrs were a rollercoaster of emotions

>>54416999
Anon, I...

>>54416727
The predebut and three-montha-after Hooman experience

>>54417039
True just like when I heard Sana voice for the first time. I wanted a nigger to stream in brown skin not aussie

>>54416917
Yeah? And that's why Cover gets the big bucks. It's a good idea.

>>54417047
WHY ARE YOU NIGGAS TALKING SO MATTER OF FACT ABOUT THIS WE HAVENT EVEN SEEN ANYTHING YET, WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT SHES LIKE OR WILL ACTUALLY DO

>>54414962
First mover advantage.

>>54416312
It’s “people” looking for a reason to get mad. There are plenty of salty 2views who didn’t make it, and schizos who see brand new targets.

>>54416999
You're getting a cute dorky hag on her debut day.

Reading the thread during debut sure is gonna be fun

>>54416727
please god please just don't hate your model shiori
i swear to god if she gets outfit 2 and abandons the goth aesthetic i'm going to commit ritual suicide and cite her as the cause

>>54417039
you guys are acting like they can't change there voice when they debut as someone new

>>54416995
>>54416727
>sweet neighbor type
Too implausible to be real.

>>54416917
Man I really hope she drops that voice

>>54417199
anon stop.
look around.
look at where you are

>>54416917
Isn't Shia THE crazed menhera Hollywood actor aside from Jared LEto?

>>54416733
More like Mori loves her goth design and instantly wants to be friends with her for it so she insisted on chatting her up. They as people (if it is moe) are rather different. Of course that doesn't mean they can't hit it off, but I guarantee Mori is bouncing off the walls about Advent because they have a cool evil goth/punk theme and she is on that shit like white on rice and ready to be their best friend instantly because she wants their cool faces on her streams to counteract the uber cutesy look of most other Holos. That is just how Mori works.

>>54417063

Thread went to such shit that it convinced me to tell the artist I’m commissioning for Shiori blowjob art to keep it private.

>>54416917
>crazed menhera sex woman
You literally just made that up
You're getting mad at your own delusions

>>54414918
You're severely in denial I don't know what to tell you.

>>54417199
stop the cope anon, it's very obviously her kek

>>54416999
owari da

>>54417331
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>54417062
The only somewhat legitimate evidence is that they both use the weird eyes in those 2 videos. but even that is not conclusive. The only other things people have pointed out are using similar emojis in Tweets, and that's pretty much it lol

>>54417301
Mori would probably gel better with Nerissa anyways

>>54417278
You say that and know good and God damned well >>54404287
is correct

>>54417331
Good. Keep your coomer shit to yourself.

>>54417331
Its over...

>>54417345
I can care less if it ends up true or not. like that anon said, either I get a comfy and cute girl next door or I get crazed sex bitch. it's a win win regardless of what happens on debut

>>54416854
Some people wished that the depraved plaplaplap copypasta someone did literally-is what she is, is all. and in this predebut time there is no actual reality to override that wish, like the massive mumei copium going on predebut imagining she was going to binge GSGs and paint Warhammer minis and invade Poland etc.

>>54417437
You’ll never be a woman.

>>54417199
It kinda sucks /vt/ can't seriously do funny misdirection predictions anymore like predicting IRyS was gonna be Avril Lavigne or Avril Lavigne's relative.

>>54417427
I hope they get along great, maybe have a collab song.
t. Neribeat

>>54416775
https://www.youtube.com/@RavenManor

>Raven

more evidence

>>54417601
>Nerissa is actually Moe
This is it.

>>54417424
Yeah but the eyes aren't the only evidence, the video itself is a goodbye for now video

>>54417058
Depending on who she’s crossed (according to the schizos), it could be quite a while longer than that. Might have to prepare for a siege if you’re unlucky.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w03DrX0X6-Y

She seems to be willing to larp at least.

>>54417648
my god
nobody expected it
>she gave shiori the funni eye asset
it just makes sense

>>54417601
She is Nerissa now?

manifesting that she's EN Sakamata, would be my instant oshi

>>54417648
>>54417780
Hehe I'm just testing you guys

>>54417601
now who the fuck is THIS

>>54417780
She's both.
The twins are also one girl with 2 microphones. EN3 is actually just 3 girls. So kino.

>>54417601
>>54417648
>Raven
>likes books
>Poe
>Nevermore
>Never Moe
i don't know where I'm going with this

>>54417859
Literally read channel description nigga!!

>>54417601
>she came up with all of the member's names and they agreed
actually fucking plausible wtf

>>54417959
It says redacted

>>54417815
from these old videos, more like EN Watame if anything

>>54417876
>Shiori and Nerissa yuribaiting
I can't fucking believe she was just flirting with herself

>>54414817
HoloEN doesnt have the balls to hire an Anya

Moe will be like Gura, not streaming

>>54417815

>>54404287
this video also came out same month Shiori's channel was created

Are there no amsrtist in this gen?
Are we stuck with the only subpar asmr fauna?

personally I'm just glad she doesn't seem to hate her tits

>>54415027
they live on this board

She was too good to be true anyways let's just hope the others turn out to be actually good shame about her design but it is what it is

>>54418267
literally none of the new girls give the impression of being prudish which is already a huge advantage over some of the Myth/Council girls