/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

shabu shabu
shabu shabu shabu

my wife

BOOBA

Sex with a fembud.

my uke wife

Sex with a legal aged fembud

>>54396983
>crocs
based

The thread is always extra shit when it's a Gurame OP, huh?

Gurass

>>54396983
>crocs
I want to marry this girl

>>54396983
>crocs
This is the fabled "true fembud"

Do you think fembuds get horny reading our horny posts about them?

>>54397177
They probably get disgusted

>>54397177
It's literally one guy posting about fembuds.

>>54396983
legal aged according to brazilian law (it's 14)

>>54396983
Hey that's me :3

i am currently posting cut off from the outside world in my wageslave cage. what did i miss. only the most important details please. they'll find me soon

>>54397235
Wtf brazil more based than japs??

>>54397177
Gura masturbates to my posts.

I love Gura the most!

I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>54397177
Would you dress as a homo to attract a fujo? They are interested in Gura not you.

I love Gura, and I love watching her content.

I love Gura, and I love watching her eat cement

>>54396879
Gura and me OP image. This thread will be better.

>>54396916
UUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Went and made a quesadilla. Are >we done being retarded yet?

>>54397531
god imagine the braps after gura eats that

what do you think gura ate today. she had asparagus yesterday (just asparagus)

I guess they made the emotes slightly bigger? Good to see Gura to streaming.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>54397686
why doesn't she eat oatmeal? it's a lot better than asparagus.

Gura is ugly.

>>54397686
I want to drink her asparagus flavored nectar

>>54397778

>>54397768
she mentioned a couple times that she's eating oatmeal

>>54397768
She does eat oatmeal. You should be praising her for eating a vegetable when she often says she hates them.

i want gura to burn my nosehairs off with her brap

>54397778
Worst post ITT

gura is a sex symbol

Is the schizo gone?

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>54398117
which one

Cute shark soon!

>>54396983
Yeah, this one

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>54398117
Since you seem to care, he's doing to bit in global instead.

>>54398117
I'm still here :3 but I'm not that guy.

>>54397878
Good job Gura, eat lots of healthy food.

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1684389569502883840

>>54398117
no he's still here>>54398117

Can you guys take your schizo back?

Do you think Gura bought her own Gura cosplay? Perhaps she commissioned a high quality cosplay for herself while in Japan and she tries it on at home sometimes.

>>54397878
Vegetables are unironically not even that healthy. You can get like 7x the same nutrients from organ meats and they're more bioavailable.

https://twitter.com/moral_cacoethes/status/1684711381101142016

>>54398322
nyo

I can't fucking wait to see her. I really wasn't expecting a stream today, so this is a nice surprise

Is Gura a fembud?

>>54398322
Which one?

>>54398333
please eat some fiber bro...

>>54398322
He'll get banned faster in global, you keep him. That's assuming he doesn't ban evade though.

>>54398333
BUT THE FIBRE

>>54398335
he should stick to drawing funny stuff, his normal art is shit

>>54398327
I could definitely see her doing that

>>54398444
You should stick to shutting the fuck up.

>>54398444
HIs normal art is fine, it's the lewds that are shitty. He draws good ideas, just nowhere near as good as they could be.

Is it amesame or cunnyxcunny that reigns supreme?

>>54398481
it looks like gura pooped in her diaper

It's the fatto catto mogu moguing on Gura's yummy magic cunny that reigns supreme.

>>54398127
>>54398194

>>54398542
so it's accurate?

>>54398509
obviously the latter
what a stupid question...

>>54398510
He could improve a lot just by studying some real anatomy. Some of his simplifications are lazy, while others are just wrong.

I love Gura the most and she loves me the most!

feeding gura lots of fiber

Gurame is S tier
Gura solo is SSS+ tier though

Gura usually gets on her knees for us.

Kani soon!

>>54398322
you mean this one?>>54398117

>>54398612
>He could improve a lot just by studying some real anatomy
That's the biggest issue I have too. Some are okay but some are just downright terrible.

hlgg is unusable

>>54398685
It's the curse of anime artists who learn appeal before anything else.

>>54398660
I somehow forget about it every time, even though she frequently tells us about it.

>>54398767
sir, i have a favor to ask of you...

>>54398737
more news at 11

Succy succy~

I'm going to post "WHERE IS SHE" because every time I do she starts the stream right when I hit 'submit'

post gura wearing socks

amesame doko?

>>54398974

Can they stop kissing and start the stream already

>>54398974
ok

Of course the point pinned on the thumbnail is Sweden... because of course...

>>54399029
Nordic supremacy

>>54399029
retard

>>54399029

>>54398836
what would that be, I wonder :3

>>54399029
Forsen...

>>54399028
That's Gabby

>>54399152
H-her tail is just behind her and to side, OK!

Gura says she's sorry in chat.

>>54399029
(You)

im falling asleep

You can start the stream Gura, I'm here now, sorry for being late.

These big emotes are pissing me off

Ugh, time for the teamate raid.

Ame had it ready. Stream starting, chumbies!

LIVE
MY EARS

WIFE WIFE WIFE

where's the op

Stop wasting people's time and start the stream. This shit is so disrespectful.

my emotes are normal sized

>>54399197
thumbnails have intent

time to put my dick away until after stream

>>54399296

>>54399296
phoneposter...

ok I goomed

>>54399354
Can you pull the stick out of your ass on your own or is it so far up there you need help?

>>54399114
I already found it, smug bastard.

lol I was walking around thinking about something else and forgot about the stream. When I saw it was seven minutes past I rushed over to my pc and as I was sitting down I thought 'well they're probably delayed anyway'. I was right and somehow I timed it perfectly

>>54399376
>not fapping during the stream

>>54399345
Fuck the op. Just delays the start of the stream for no reason.

She remembered to play the OP.

Intor

>>54399345
I hereby retract this post

SHABU SHABU

>>54398836
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SHABU SHABU SHABU SHABU

>>54399470
The intro has to play for a couple a minutes before the op plays

me drinking Gura water

the OP is cringe

THE SAME SAME DESU

>>54399559

Literally already the best stream Gura has ever done.
It's going to be impossible for her to top this one, this is it. This is as good as it gets.

Where does shabu shabu come from?

>>54399532
Great so now streams will start even later now for no reason. Fuck this stupid op.

Me hugging Gura at the end by the way

Amesame on the telly. Gura ears blown out by loud Ame.

children

>>54399636

Me on top of my wife's head

Me on her head

>ame desu
that's actually clever, damn

>>54399670
nice

They were late because of "practice round". That's a weird way to say sex. Also nice they hit 69 miles.

Of course she can immediately tell it's the east coast

I'm glad Gura keeps me on her head at all times

>>54399787
East coasters have grass. Its crazy.

its over...

WERE SO BACK

>>54399497
loli shark i wanna kiss and cuddle forever

>>54399029
Gee I wonder where this game was developed, retard.

Gura, your southern is showing

Broke into confidential area. They revealed bigfoot. Soft fuzzy pinetrees that you'd put your mouth in?

>that you wanna put your mouth on
UUUOOOHHHH

I can already tell this is gonna be a lot of fun

more accents gura MORE ACCENTS

>>54399925
I was just thinking the same, this is gonna be great. also cute giggle!

the fiery ebi emoticon reminds me of this

>it's so flat!
I know, she's great isn't she?

>>54399971
I think she even said it's based on that

>>54399497
I looked upon your eyes, and I knew.

That's not Ohio. It's so flat. Gura thinks this is a swamp? That's a pond. Ame angry getting wrong answers from chat.

>i just read chat, sorry, reflex

>>54399971
Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be

This is pleasant.

This place could be anywhere

everyone goom for gura - give her your energy

>already bickering like sisters
I love them so much

Child...

>>54400016
Did she?
>>54400030
I must've not been paying attention, then.

Gura saying plan forest and Ame doesn't believe it exists. Gura saw the shamrock flag and knows the pic was taken in march. Ame thinks they left it up all year.

Is she really senzawa?

>>54400143
I already goomed though

sweet jesus we're getting a lot of her personal vernacular for things

>>54400143
after stream, I don't wanna miss anything.

Who was right?

They're giving up already?

Wow, an actual tourist

>>54400214
What, planned forest you mean? Or just generally? We're definitely going to get glimpses at her vernacular but planned forest is an actual term used in forestry.

oh nyo

Gura making fun of guy who lives in fitzegerald where nobody lives. A little far off, It was in florida. A very dry place?

I've been to that area of Georgia a decent amount, knew she was off right away. Its fun seeing them try and apply some sort of logic before their guesses though.

>>54400308
America is pretty hard in geoguesser for some reason.

i guessed north florida because of the lake that looked like it had a golf course near by

>>54400388
it's kinda big

Fuck I wanna play this game with her now. Imagine how much fun it would be

>>54400388
it's pretty big and to be fair a lot of it does look pretty similar.

Oskaloosa leads me to Iowa. Ame "looks like the remants of a car crash." Sound dark, Ame.

That's my wife right there

this is either minnesota or iowa 100%
its not wisconsin

>>54400195
Don't compare my angel to that whore

>>54400388
I mean it's easy enough to figure out the general areas, but the midwest looks like the midwest, the south looks like the south, northeast, etc.

I think illinois or iowa

Can't you play this game in a team so you can both control your own screen?

>>54400195
Literally who?

>>54400526
Yup its iowa, ottumwa

good grief the chat is annoying when you actually know one

>>54400571
not sure, I know you can play against each other.

Ame and Gura saying it's illegal to google. YOu've been caught chat!

>>54400492
Your "angel" is still very good friends with the same dude as the whore

>Up and down
>North to west

>>54400641
It's not illegal if I used to live where they are.

Iowya a Minisoda

>>54400696

Gura saying the city planner has OCD. They actually found Ooskaloosa and fairfield in Iowa.

7 miles. They were close. Ame says no cheating.

iowa fact! All the counties are square and they are sized so that you can travel to the county seat in the center and vote and go back home in a single day of travel.

My impatient wife

I want to wet willy Gura

i'm guessing michigan

What?
Are their no brickhouses in socal?

Ame and Gura say they don't like those houses. Gura talking about wet willies. Ame knows what purple nurples are.

I want Gura to wet my willy

I'll take a wet willy from Gura, and give her mine

>>54401044
No, most of the west coast is wood

>>54401044
non wood houses are adobe in socal

I thought ame is a detective

Who is Mr.E?

>three cars is big money
Gura thinks im rich....I do okay though

Gura is doxxing Mr. E's house. She thinks this is creepy the information google maps has.

Gura realizing people could see her house on google maps

>getting closer to the screen to see better
my blind sharkwife...

number of cars is not an indicator of wealth
Us redneck types have many cars in our yards, but they're all junk

>>54401125
Me. Mr. Ebi

>ame hate white suburban as expected

>>54401178
Gura probably pressed the button that has Google blur out her house

>>54401178
you can get your house censored, but then you'll be the only one behind a blur and that's suspicious on its own.

>>54401232
That shit is soulless as fuck who wouldn't hate it

Ame "This neighborhood sucks" Gura "Missouri?" Ame doesn't think people should live here. I guess that does look like guy holding a pickle.

>>54401232
As a white suburban, I too hate suburbia.

>Come on, tell me where you live! God!
she's just like me fr fr

>>54401232
This neighborhood still has more character than most of the new ones built today. The houses could be less generic but at least the yards aren't all literal squares.

>wild dino gura

90% of this country looks the fucking same this game is pointless. ive seen that exact house in 3 different states

Big houses, bad taste in vehicles. Shark is savage. She must live in a better place. Ame wants to see something glowing. Ame used to wear slippers to school. They found a shamrock Dinosaur of all places.

>gura hate my car
Gura please, the fed only gave me so little option

>>54401235
>the only blurred house in [REDACTED]
She's not bright, nor is she stupid.
It's not blurred, I checked.

Thats one cool dino

getting beavis and butthead vibes

>>54401497
>90% of this country looks the fucking same
you're not good at details are you..

What is this leprechaun agenda

>she thinks these houses are big
Am... Am I rich?

>>54401497
You have to leave the suburbs and find a main road and look for shops.

>>54401484
Spotted!

>Arkansas DOT
Fuck'em

>>54401579
Those houses would be stupid expensive in this market.

nobody guessed arkansas lol

>>54401579
everything is big for her

We got Arkansas gov vehicle? Ame picks Salem , no, where the costco or sams club is. A little south and down. 8.7 miles. They were close.

New Mexico!

It sounds like New Mexico even without googling it.

>Is that a bunker?
Doomsday prepper Goob Gooba

>>54401579
Most people consider us americans rich just for having two floors, an attic, a basement, and a deck to our humble abodes. Very strange.

>Gura likes Fords
no.....

Man just based on this stream Gura would fucking love my job.

>>54401995
Tiny girls in big f-150s is hilarious

>>54401973
Maybe in the dregs of Africa or something. Most people in the first world think Americans are impoverished and wrung dry.

>>54401995
Dodge supremacy.

>>54401995
>

>>54401973
Well, that is pretty rich when compared to a lot of the rest of the world. I'd certainly be very happy to have that.

>>54401973
Maybe because something with the square footage you described costs over half a million fucking dollars if you're not in the middle of nowhere?

>>54401995
She has based tastes like always

When Gura hears facility she thinks REsident Evil. Ame and Gura going to Area 51. They remember that meme where they tried to raid Area 51. Alien talk now?

Ame denies the existence of Area 51

>>54401973
It's because most of us forget your houses are made out of paper and popsicle sticks

why do they have the same eye color

I really like the Sometimes emote. It makes me happy seeing it spammed in chat

Test

>>54402201
they don't and, if they did it's because they're sisters

>>54402201
But they're not, Gura's a bit darker blue and Ame's have those pink highlights

>>54402201
100% Aryan Hyperborean DNA

>>54402256
lmao wtf, see you in the shadow realm

>>54401995
I used to think the only good thing Ford made was the GT but recently I have come to appreciate the Mustang GT350 and GT500, they really are more than muscle cars
>>54402095
I dunno man I watched a GT500 vs Black Ghost video the other day and the Chally was an embarrassment

Ame caught the laughing at weed in chat. Gura slightly chuckled. They found another dinosaur? 4 cents for diesel is cheap. Ame is right that the sun broke the screen. Gura following a bus. What's she going to do with it?

Gura wants to spy on school children on the bus

>>54402132
It was only 400k.

>>54402094
Well.. hearing about people living paycheck to paycheck, ridiculous medical costs, and no paid sick leave will give you that impression.

Test

>>54402398
Based

>>54402391
>>54402398

>>54402198
wdym, we just saw all those brick houses in suburbia.

Damn. Really close. Only 13 yards off. The are so smart.

What most people forget about the US is just how fucking big it is and how different the states are from each other. It's more like 50 countries shoved together than one big one.

>>54402132
Holy moly I just looked my house up on zillow and it's over a million
We built it for a quarter of that 20 years ago

>>54402615
This is on the same level as "water is like concrete from that height". You're only informing mouth breathing retards who live under a rock. Everybody else is well aware because the tidbit has become a meme of its own.

they've said my name so many times this stream

>>54402650
Inflation is killing us.

Ame asking to doxx chat the 931. Gura singing whopper doctor song and Ame hasn't heard it?

>>54402800
Whopper...

gura's tongue clicks give me life

>>54402800
Arkansas...

>>54402853
But printing money is so much fun! :D

>>54402853
Yeah, about that. It's funny because you're absolutely right, but if the housing prices actually go down, then it will be 2008 all over again (probably worse).

>>54402517
Anon that's just brick facade.

The cookie cutter homes are garbage for a million.

Ed brock just got doxxed. Ame talking about monster house. I remember that movie. Gura has seen coraline. Ame says the movie is good. A pink golf cart? Exposed person on there.

I just realized that gura is the only EN member who doesn't have EN3 on her featured channels...

Nice censorship Google

>>54402874
they make me "twitch"

the most flyover of all flyover states

Oop.s Geoguesser didn't do there job. Tennessee revealed and someong just got doxxed by a shark. Ame thinking they are lawyers or doctors working somewhere.

>>54403006
small independent shark, please undastan

>>54403006
Gura doesn't have much on her channel in general compared to the other girls

>>54402853
And that's why I'm just gonna live with my parents until they die and I inherit this, because I could never possibly afford anything like it on my own

Whys senzawa talk an insta delete, you scared janny?

>>54403044
tennessee is flyover now?

Gura likes cabins? Good to know.

>>54403044
That would be Iowa or north dakota

She's such a child...

>>54403153
>now
when was it not

my driveway licking sharkwife

Gura your autism..

I want that mailbox

The found a cabin and ame says it's cute. Gura would trick or treat at this place. Ame says yes if they have a cool driveway? Gura aksing if Tennesse has anything. Gura wants this sewing machine mailbox?

>>54403006
Doesn't have IRyS either

>>54403118
It used to be normal to live in the same house as your family

eww politics

>gene f snead
>excuse me?

SNEED

WE found a garage sale. Gene F. Snead. Here comes the sneed in chat.

>snead

she said it...

https://youtu.be/iBUZD-PHhSA

>formerly known as Gene F. Chuck

>>54403348
economics, actually.

You DO own a golf cart, right anon? I do

>>54403575
does it count if i sold the three i used to own

>>54403575
Golf is boring

>>54403575
Ojibud...

>>54403645
You don't have to use it for just golf anon...

>>54403715
Im in my mid 20s...

>>54403645
I'll bet you like soccer lol.

We're in south tennessee. How close still not sure. Looks like we found it. Near country club and senior citizens. Gura thinks she found it. She found the hospital.

If Gura were a chumbie she would totally be stalking Gura..

>>54403771
I don't like any sport except weight lifting

>>54403575
I almost drove one off a cliff once

>>54403906
post body.

>>54403922
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

They got it at the end. Only 132 yards. 5 round over. They know their USA.

EU buds, how we feeling?

>>54403950
Watching, not doing.

Interesting.

Oui oui

>France!
>France?
>France! This is France!

>Hello little child

Gura immediately call is france. Ame questions it because sloskirken sounds german. We in Kiara's place?

>>54403950
Fuck no. I started last year and didn't expect to like it so much. Once I get where I want to be I might post physique, and do a "weakest chumbie" thing

ah shit

>gura knows the swedish currency

>>54403922
Reminds me of the segway ceo

Eurobuds what is this depressing shit?

>>54404076
Sleepy, I'll prob go any sec now and finish it tomorrow.

if gura got a girlfriend would you be happy for her

>>54404076
I hate yuros

>>54404250
Confirmed for fucking every swedish man ever!

Oh no no no no no

welp rratbuds are going to eat well after that one

>>54404275
yea

>>54404275
They're streaming together right now, dude.

>>54404275
No. Gura is mine.

They don't know what kroner is. This is not germany. Gura thinks German money apple strudel. They are on the coast.

>>54404275
yeah me

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO ONE CAN EVEN POST THE WORD SWEDEN IN HER CHAT.

>>54404236
>>54404250
lmao

>>54404275
>not me

>>54404263
If you don't think castles are cool as fuck get the fuck out of my face

>>54404321
>rratbuds
I wouldn’t have include the buds part

>>54404275
No, she's MINE and MINE alone

>>54404321
It's common knowledge retard

>>54404351
It's not even in sweden you retard

>>54404250
she also immediately knew it wasn't sweden

>>54404321
who cares just ignore them

Gee, why did Gura get quiet all of a sudden?

>>54404275
Is the girlfriend named Ame?

danskjävlar

>>54404458
you hit your mute button

>>54404458
>not even watching the stream

>>54404458
she literally didn't faggot

Gura figures out they are in Denmark. A famous place in Denmark? Bunker museum? A castle in kronenberg? Ame of course couldn't read that right.

>>54404458
T.ThreadReader

>>54404250
I missed it, whatd she say?

its cute how she makes pain noises after ame tries to pronounce things

We already know she's friends with him, what she said doesn't confirm anything else no matter how much the schizo may try to force in a few hours

>>54404555
She was dead silent until she realized it was denmark.

They're on the wrong coast. The land you can see across the water is Sweden
t. Danishbud

Viewers crash by 1000 as soon as they go to scandanavia.
Why is that?

is gura a francophile

>>54404783
The yuros knocked out

>>54404084

Gave it up on Denmark. Put it in the middle fart says Gura. 118 miles off. Ame "Everything is France to you" to Gura. Looks like chat died.

>>54404783
I don't want to talk about it.

>what other nations in europe speak french?
really?

european building? france. louvre.

>>54404783
Why lie?

Did chat die? Also that's definitely Estonia

>commie blocks

>>54404783
Youtube thing. Chat was frozen.

>>54404888
I bet you would answer that wrongly retard

Geoguesser is too yurocentric

Watching chat light up with guesses like Norway, Finland, and Denmark, but one country is noticeably absent from their guesses.
It's fucking sad.

Okay, chat is back. Gura "Are we in Estonia?" Gotta find french embassy. Words to hard for Gura and would rather call it strudel. Ame not looking at chat for hints.

>>54405060
Why would it be Mexico?

>>54404783
We don't talk about that...

>>54405060
Chat hates Brazil I can't believe it

>>54405060
>sad
why? It just means she blocked it because a whole fucking Discord server is spamming those rrats into her chat. How is that sad? KEK

estonia looks nice

>>54405060
It's true Gura hates Vietnam


is vietnam still blocked I don't actually know any more lmao

I want to touch Gura's

>>54405197
She blocked it years ago, before chumjoker posted his shit.

>>54405218
it's famous places, so not very representative.

>>54405254
why would vietnam be blocked? does she have ptsd or something?

Calling unsuspecting tourist cute. Ame thought it was a foreign word but it was just concert. Something that sounds like FLCL? They really shouldn't have brought back that anime as a series.

>>54405060
>I spam shit in her chat
>wow how sad I can't spam
kys

>>54405254
I forgot all about the Vietnamese spammers until now, I bet Gura did too.

sorry , but Ame colabs are fucking boring, this is like driving around with them trying to find some place and listening to the jabber about directions, it's agony, I'm glad there is new blood...

France!

>>54405294
hello gura i am vietnam please speak vietnam

>>54405305
That's not what I was saying at all, ESLchama.
I didn't post anything in her chat. I just noticed their inability to guess a certain country, the largest in the region, in fact.

>>54405294
It's not, she read a supa about vietnam recently and people keep asking her to speak vietnamese for some reason. At least the "I am vietnam" spam doesn't happen anymore.

Only 100 miles off. For not being in Estonia, they were close as they could be. Gura's answer is always France. Ame concedes this is actually france. Gura can't think of Notre Dame.

Welcome to France, there are a ton of Cathedrals.

They literally looked at the city name...

goomba...

Oh, Reims cathedral looking at chat. Never really heard of it. Gura sees monkey there. Gura reminded of Japan outside temple

why does goobert fear monke

notre dame de reims

Interesting...