/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

HERE ARE YOUR DIVEGRASS NEW PLAYER POLL RESULTS

>>54374288

>>54374288
GLORIOUS

>>54374288
Holy negadimes

>>54374288
Look at that fucking gigadimes 7 votes lineup. And instead we got OP and another Mori.

>>54374288
>gigadime 7s
>negadime 9s

>>54374288
I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND THESE VOTES

>>54374288
Actually cringe, I've been team /hfz/ since the beginning but now I'll make sure to anti this trash team

>>54374288
Book the 7 vs 9 votes 4v4 tag team match right fucking now.

>>54375409
DO IT

>>54375409
fucking BOOK IT

>>54375409
Clearly this is the only way to settle this

>wanting to rig the poll because you don't like the results

>>54375409
>putting a bunch of jabronis in the ring with the champ

>>54375409
>trying to go against the poll
Yeah fuck that riggedy bullshit, what's the point of a poll if we're just gonna give 7-vote jobbers spots on the team anyway?

>they're ding-dong diddly scared

>>54375409
>>54376108
They won't do it anyway, Divegrass management is too boring and safe after they took up the mantle, they will only do what they think is safe and "good for the business". They care not for what high stake matches the viewers want, too much risk, not enough faith in their preferred talents to pull through. Divegrass management doesn't have the balls.

Well, there are so few votes and they're anonymous...if you took some of the most popular choices into a match it would be more like adding another round rather than just throwing out the poll entirely.
But I can also understand wanting to stick to the vote, and a 2 vote difference is quite big relatively speaking.
I don't know how to feel, really! I hope there can be a good solution.

LotB rep clears

Looks like I'll be cheering for /fig/ instead

>>54376461
There's only one way to settle differences in this business.

>>54376900
How 'bout you /fig/ma balls, mark?

Looks like it's time to switch teams to /kayfabe/

>fellow /fig/s trying to work the poll

>>54374288
who is anteater?

>>54377409
CoC meme i think

>>54377409

Ladies and gentlemen, I am Paul Henyaman.
that's right, THE Paul Henyaman.
Don't say I don't listen to your voices, because I do, and I have heard the calls of DIMESLESS and CRINGE
Well, I'm here to give you what you want. That's right, what YOU want.
you don't want polls. you don't want questions. you want matches. Our first VTL, where we got the farthest? Decided solely by who put who put the money where their mouth is in this tarped-up business. And after 4 VTLs, I can say you smarks are barely scrounging up the pennies from your grandma's couches with who you've decided to put on the team.
We're going back to the glory days, back to how things are TRULY DONE in the /hfz/.
GET YOUR ASSES BACK IN YOUR SEATS, BECAUSE IM NOT GIVING YOUR DIMES, I'M GIVING YOU QUARTERS.
I'LL GIVE YOU A MATCH.
7.s vs. 9s. divegrass contract match. right here. 24 hours.

>listening to marks
It really is time to pack up and leave this trashfire

BASED

>ask for poll
>niggers complain about poll results
>bend the knee to whiny niggers
>reward whiny nigger behavior
I notto understand

>NOOOOO STOP HOLOFIGHTING IN THE HOLOFIGHTZ THREAD AIIIIIEEEEE

>bending the knee to vocal minority
Kek what a bitch

>>54377866
>implying it'll be anything more than an exhibition match and the results will even matter
THEY DONT HAVE THE BALLS

I love this thread

You're all stupid marks

We need OP back to ask for her opinion

>>54378038
>>54378050
The duality of holofightz

>>54377459
>>54377465
ah i naruhodo

It's called HoloFIGHTZ not HoloDEMOCRACY.

>>54377459
I don't really get it either. I missed one stream and people started talking about anteaters so I rolled with it once and Dark also posted about it once. That's all I know I promise.

>>54378252
Democracy is a worked shoot anyway

>>54378639
Post two cute Selens if the anteaters are threatening to claw at your ballsack

>>54377800
Then lurk more or go back to /fig/, this is how it is done here and if you think numbers in a poll matter more than the story of a match you are in the wrong thread

>>54378639
CoCOP are you ogey? You were the one who started the anteater meme
>>52422630

>>54379027
I'm misremembering, forgive me. This was the post I was referring to rolling with >>50997645

>>54378639
Don't think we aren't on to you AnteaterOP, we know what you did to CoCOP

>>54379212
Wait, this one is earlier than yours. Huh.

CoC(k)chama trying to start his some finna /hfz/ ARG?

>Match to determine the people that get the slots
It should've been that to begin with, honestly.

>>54380405
>>54380459
Oh nuts!

>>54380405
>>54380459
oh shit oh fuck

if they are worth their votes, they won't KWAB

>When the sevens demand a contract shot but kwab anyway

REPRESENTING THE SEVEN

>>54382212
More like Sexen.

>>54382176
>ref won LotB

Just noticed that all the feds are represented on each tag team.

>>54382940
>all the feds are represented
WDCbros what the fuck did he mean by this

>>54382940
>ECW too late
>CBT ded

I fucking love Stack, bros.

>>54385483
DOKI DOKI WAKU WAKU

Who should be second GK?

>>54388563
Why have a second goalkeeper? It never worked and other teams do fine without one.

>>54378639
i also just rolled with it, i don't fucking get it

>>54389387
DarkOP, no! Not your balls as well...

>>54389001
Its a condition thing. Having two increases the odds of having one in good condition.

>>54389781
I trust WotW with a bad >condition more than the other keepers, even in good shape.

>>54379212
>>50997645
Dude, FUCK. I made this shitpost off the cuff, didn’t expect anything more from it. OP will still marry me, though, that part is factual
Also, what did anon mean by this? >>52169219

What is the best finisher and why is it the Samoan Drop

>>54390455
>>52169219
What the fuck

>>54392585
The samoan drop is usually a transitional move or a signature, but typically not a finisher. That said, its a great move

>>54374288
So wait, who's out?

>>54397091
Predictibo, john ina, eggman and naaaaplex

>>54374288
>>54362078
Time-traveler sama I KNEEEELL!!!
But the problem is who are these 7 dimeless anons who voted for judas???

>>54398550
>john ina
I remember when she drew dimes... now she doesn't even draw buy 1 get 1 free coupons.

>>54398550
>eggman out again
See? Dark isn't canon.

>>54401521
Bro she fell off long time ago, she does not even carry the cope belt anymore

>>54405022
Worked

>>54405143
>2 of 3 Dark reps on the poll cant even make it into consideration range
Face it, Dorkchud. Your forced fed is dimeless.

>>54374288
You didn't even ask me.

>>54405349
ya seethe?

>>54405349
>Dorkchud
Okay, I chuckled.

>a forced meme that no one understands got more votes than Dark reps
Darkcels could never

>>54405619
I like anteaters

DarkOp must be psychic, she included an EN3 Fanbase 2 years before they debuted. Fujiwawa no Mokoko

>>54406026
The rituals are taking effect...
>Verification not required

>>54406026
explain

>>54389387
I wish you all the best YMDOP, don't let them get you.

>>54401521
She fell off, If you watch vtl3-4 she always do bad passes and fuck up a lot of goal chances.

>>54405349
Leave his fed and sack alone, you banteater.

>>54410584
I'm bringing this back because of you divegrass marks. It's not the fault of the individual players except maybe OP. It's a problem with the team itself.

I took a look at /hfz/ and the teams we lost to. Here's something that you'd notice. /hfz/ has spikes in goals at 40-45+stoppage and at around 70-ish minutes. Compare that to the rest who make a lot of goals at the beginning, and have a pretty even spread of goals throughout the game. I would point to /hlgg/ as the ideal when it comes to securing wins with a strong beginning, strong performance just after half-time, and strong end. Right now /hfz/ is always praying that Shuba or someone else pulls through at stoppage and hope that our goalie hasn't been utterly BTFO by the time the next spike at 70+ minute comes in for last minute victory.

tl;dr /hfz/ is obsessed with >2.99 even though it's an ironman with a time limit.

>>54413871
well, new tactics this time around

>>54413871

>>54413871
*nods head* *nods head*
So when do we break out the GK guillotine?

>>54389781
ladies and gentlemen the textbook definition of a fucking smark

>>54414468
Meant for
>>54413871 I am dyslexic

>>54413871
And that's what makes it fun, you fucking smark.

>DUHUHUHU SMARK
>DUHUHU THE TEAM PLAYING WITH THEIR DICKS FOR 95% OF THE THE GAME AND GETTING BTFO IS... LE GOOD ACTUALLY?!
>IT'S LE FAULT OF LE TINY STRIKERS??
>IT'S LE FAULT OF LE PREDICTIBO?
>IT'S LE FAULT OF LE SUZY 47?
>IT'S LE FAULT OF LE OP??
>DUHUHU YOU'RE A SMARKSMARK ANTIFUN SMARKSHIT IT'S LE FRIENDLY GAME :DDDD

>>54421228
Entertainment Value > Win Records
It's a unity event to have fun, so the team that is the most fun to watch draws the dimes.

>>54421228
I’m playing with my dick 95% of the time, why shouldn’t the team do the same?

>>54414106
Also a totally different ruleset and version of Rigball

Time to give in?

>>54428496
Uh, maybe? What do (You) think, anon?

I will defend

All marks no streams.

>>54429666
There are streams this weekend! It's not like you need to be fertile to stream.

There's a stream in 10 hours.

>>54431884
There is? Dark is in about 19 hours, whats happenin in 10?

>>54431992
>>54377496

>>52169219
>>54390455
why are there so many time travelers in /hfz/

>>54432124
Guess I should get my eyes checkedI didn't catch that last line. Arigato, anon.

>>54432776
I'm not just an /hfz/chad, I'm a time traveler! AAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The 9ers should travel back to 1992 and take Kevin's place.