/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

today is the day ami confesses her love to ME

We are all gonna make it, bros.

https://twitter.com/amiyaaranha/status/1684016210122526720

>>54234799
I don't care if I make it, I care of Purin makes it

>>54234902
Spidermom sex spidermom sex spidermom sex

Dizzy still wandering around a dank smelly dungeon
https://youtu.be/Vqn2eCHz6P8

>>54234902
ami paizuru plap plap plap plap

Hello, what a fine day today. I'm Ami's punching bag.

>>54234902
jesus fucking christ her thighs fuck fuck fuck fuck i will breed my spider momma

>>54234902
>>54234764
>"my heart beats for you"
TOLD YA LOL

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new wifey speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Do GFE if you have to. That is my advice. Do vore ASMR, yeah, just do vore ASMR. Just throw away your pride and do the vore ASMR.
Thank you for your attention.

>>54235154
>>54234902
ami nakadashi while she locks her legs to my hips PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP she will bear my children

>Okay, here's my fanfiction idea
Dizzy please...

>>54234902
Those are some killer thighs. Goddamn i need to put a baby inside my spidermom immediately.

the
>heretic
the
>heretic
the
>heretic

>>54234902
Lustful impregnation thoughts about my soft spidermom that just won't stop

Squeezable and milkable

>>54235482
Still a fan of the idea of a Dizzy Ami collab where dizzy writes fic about buckos and lovebugs and Ami sits there seething

>>54236235
Suckable, but not fuckable, too small

>>54236292
They should do that writing exercise where two people take turns writing alternating paragraphs

>>54236235
>>54236549
but still plenty squilkable

Maria...

Bread in X amount of time
https://twitter.com/niniyuuna/status/1684022922627911685

update for that one anon who gave the idea of some ami porn for me to comm. the artists just started working on it. should expect it by the end of the week

>>54238011
What was the idea? Last time i gave someone an idea people wanted to turn Ami into ground beef for a whole month

>>54238095
Ami in pj's and large shirt lifting the shirt up and pjs down to show her tits and vag.

>>54238371
Fuck yeah that was my suggestion, I love girls in pajamas, sexy and comfy

Mio...

Ami...

>>54239530
>>54240100
Anagrams of each other

>>54240353
>Anagrams
anon...

bread
https://www.twitch.tv/yuuna

>>54240353
amigo...

Omi...
Mia...

How long until Mio goes menhera over missing/being late to the collab?

>>54241064
Is this a common occurrence for her or a one time miss?

>Maria immediately followed all the new HoloEN girls
At least we know she's alive.

Which of the new EN girls is Mio?

>>54241064
I'd say we're pretty solidly in "Mio..." territory.

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1684029165853642754
Sheepy wants to pewpew with Eepy
Cute

>>54247076
I want a chuuba gun range stream so bad. I know that would be hard to do for opsec reasons but I still want to see it. Maybe just keep the camera pointed down range.

>>54241064
She has a collab today?

Ami being cute and shy on Twitter again

>>54247270
Eepy herself is planning on doing one eventually

Hanb in 9 hours!!
https://twitter.com/amemachihanabi/status/1684035821526192129

>>54247076
>Lisa's frail bones and thin frame under firearm recoil

>>54251769
Time to trick her into shooting a shotgun with one hand

Poor dog doesn't want to keep missing anniversary stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-OclzG0aI

>>54250859
I think she missed her collab entirely

>>54252669
Mio...
With who?

>>54252663

>>54253319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4LwjV02NfU

I had kidney stones twice and it felt like I was dying, and I've heard the pain is even worse for girls. Get better well soon quickly sex dog

Mio...

Mio...

Mio...

Mio...

Can we hold a so back for atleast 1 week?

>hanabi is back
>mio is going schizo again

Meru is naked right now.

>>54255622
>going schizo
implying she has already returned to normal from yesterday

Purin...

Purin...

Mio...

https://twitter.com/monomogi/status/1683890682392612864
Minecraft CEOs.

I don't even want to make an onahole out of Purin today, I just want to hold her and tell her I love her until the pain is gone.

Mio...

Missed the Purin stream, how is she?

i miss my spider mom. her daki can not come out soon enough i need to cuddle her andher soft fluffy spider legs already.

>>54266131
That and the penlight I'm most excited for merch wise
I'm going to wave it around like a retard in my room and I look forward to telling Ami just that

Fast board because of EN3
I suppose if it dies just wait until morning, unless someone goes live of course

>>54269798
Well bread is live but gacha game story streams are probably some of my least favorite vtuber content so I'm not watching for once.

Please Mio don't fall again for schizo brainworms and not stream for days

Mio...

https://youtu.be/ZGm2y5uDprE
Might aswell to keep it up while catalog is zoominh
Mio tuned her sis plastic love

>>54274905
based

https://twitter.com/mioricelesta/status/1684138671455485952?s=20
YOUR DMS LISA

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1684139447791792129

I'm so excited for Hanabi's stream, I can't wait

>>54276089
>>54276127
I fucking love these silly billies, these funny little gals

>Mio rigged a jotchua model for Lisa
for free, of course
>read down
>best purchase of my life
SHE FUCKING COMMISSIONED IT
wtf Mio

>>54276296
Wrong, i paid it
And i will do it again

>>54276296
It's not a commission, it's a thing someone sells on ko-fi. Besides it cost her like 7 bucks anon, relax and do your reading reps.

Will you member Ember?
https://youtu.be/DZZNkAy8yKU

Does Sleepy have a home thread?
Can we adopt her?

>>54276635
/tactical/, I believe.

>>54276635
She has a dedicated /k/ vtubers generals
btw someone is trying to make a shit stirring general a thing too and there is a top gem about tsunderia for schizophrenia in the OP

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

what the fuck is an indonesian weeb gonna do with an IR degree

>>54277310
Have international relations (with me)

>>54277310
Travel to Japan and the US and back to Indonesia constantly with the pretext of a job while being an idol at the biggest conventions all around the planet

>>54259081
I agree, only hugs and kisses for the hurting dog

Lisa is still awake at 3 am
I'm still awake at 3 am
We are...

>>54274905
This is a really nice cover

>>54278366
Meru wants cute JP songs suggestions for karaoke on da main acc

>>54251264
Indie horror kino is back on the menu

I kind of like that Ember refers to her collab partners Miss, it's oddly endearing. Hearing her call them Miss Remilia and Miss Panko yesterday really made her seem like a babysitter for some reason.

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts of the most beautiful spidercat in the world and how much I need to give her scritches and cuddles...

>>54236723
Don't say that!

>>54236549
Skill issue desu

>>54280509
I'm wondering how the Panko collab tomorrow is going to go after Ember commits crimes against Italian cuisine on stream today

>>54281355
She will be smothered in Ember's massive, hanging, swinging and desperate maternal affection

[Good news]
https://youtu.be/wAk-HR1BRQ4

>>54282404
I guess it's better than nothing, and then there is Uncharted 4 later today as well

I'll be honest, I'm tempted to get into art again just to draw Hanabi as a cute furry

>>54283661
do it faggot
become so good at it you'll turn haters like me into furries, i'll wait, you won't

>>54252663
We really don't deserve this angel, get well soon sweet doggy

>Jelly Hanabi Mio overlap
Why a literal dead corpo thread has so much overlap problems?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-1PoLlwvoA
Hanabi!!!!!!!!!!!!

HANBI HANBI HANBI
HANBIHANBIHANBIHANBIHANBI
https://youtu.be/B-1PoLlwvoA
Jerry too
https://youtu.be/c44pl0hOIwg

When exactly did Mio’s GFE arc start? She clearly wasn’t like this from the start

>>54283993
imagine predicting in early may "there will soon be two regular triple /tsunx/ overlaps: Jelly, Hanabi, & Mio, and Ami, Ember, & Meru".

>>54284475
I would have told you to take your meds and seek psychiatric help asap for your hallucinations

>>54284262
Oh no the clickbait, I'm succumbing to it, WHAT HAPPENS NEXT JELLY!?!?

>>54284344
months ago when she dropped the pretense of being into NTR and just a friend and became girlfriend, looking for those keywords in the thread should help you figure out the progression

>>54284475
months ago i would have said
>who the fuck is ember

>>54284624
ember's name was announced in january in a stream completely unrelated to phase

>>54284624
kalimber's rebranding arc was way before she became an invader. i think it started in like December.

>>54284344
somewhere around the release of the NTR song cover when she was tired to pretending to not have feeling for the fanbase
Thankfully most beerpals aren't turbo malicious schizos or she would had far more severe menhera episodes, also Mio GFE is quite "ok", nothing really excessive and chill

"Hi chat"

>Hi chat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I missed my cute esl boyfriend getting hung up on words so much.

>>54285057
Thank you based Frakesposter, you're a real one.

>>54284344
her giggles during first handcam stream...

>>54284749
>somewhere around the release of the NTR song cover
I’m fairly sure it was way before that because I was already watching her before that and she was already doing GFE

>>54285320
it has been almost a year, definetly post Bae off collab.
God hope we will get another MioRatto one day

>>54285057
Frakesposter donating 20 euros to Hanabi?
Completely true. That really happened.

>>54285033
>I'm touching those grass
You love to hear it

Girlfriend KR stream (with live translation)
https://youtu.be/wAk-HR1BRQ4

>mayor on the indie telly
>girlfriend making kimchi noises
>jelly sperging over who knows what
All is well.

But what was suggested to the Hanathrone? We may never know.

I can understand my girlfriend when she speaks her funny gibberish language now!

>>54286343
60lb luxury cheese wheel

>>54286343
cat collars, cat toys, pussy whips

>Hey, wanna bone wrestle?

How is it possible that Jelly is so terrible at some of these games? They're literally brain dead.

>>54286367
way too much effort honestly, I'll just listen to her voice without understanding a single word

>>54286567
Bone wrestling with my boyfriend...

>>54286703
Her IQ is simply too high to comprehend simpler things

Mio has quite a lot of korean fans

>The Korean equivalent of saying something went up in flames is saying it turned into water bubbles
Kinda cute

>serameny
I love that one anon's ESL boyfriend

>>54287144
It's pretty weird, she had very few for the longest time but then all it took was a few translated clips and she developed a sizeable KR fanbase really quickly

>I'm more likely to go eat at restaurants if they have fairy lights outside
Sasuga deep sea creature

>>54287657
this little sea retard (high IQ) is too cute sometimes, it hurts

>>54271993
Did.... did meru's brainworms migrate to mio?

>>54287657
>Find old abandoned factory
>Put up fairy lights all over it
>Release hundreds of delicious exotic animals inside the premises
>Wait for Jelly to be lured in so I can have loving consensual sex with her with the intent of impregnating her and starting a family

>Jelly would buy more toys if they weren't so expensive
So true Jerry, I haven't been able to sate my thirst for Lego in years because they're so ridiculously expensive.

>>54287828
>Migrate
Mio's had them for a long time, it just took them a while to start surfacing

>bone run

>>54287940
All these skeleton puns really have me rattled

>carhomama in chat
Hana-B is loved...

>>54287828
mio has always been a suffering magnet

Miori (forma de patata)

Can a Rainytown loremaster tell me who Shiya is? She was in Hanabi's chat yesterday too.

>>54288196
I want to punt it

I know she says it's ok to talk in English a little bit in these streams but that always makes me nervous

>>54288240
Hanabi's vtuber sister. She's cool, but only streams in Chinese I think. She did 1 collab with Hanabi a long time ago.

>>54286703
She overthinks and tries to go for optimizing from the start

>>54288466
are you trying to say my cute SEA creature might have a bit of the tism?

>>54288526
I am not, but what her game library says is up to itself.

>>54288526
Perish the thought.

>>54288440
The hyper rare Hanabi 1-on-1 collab...

I want another Hana-Lisa collab preferably with a really silly game, ideally a singy stream
is there like a multiplayer rap battle type game where lag doesn't matter and you take turn singing at the game to score points or something?

>Hanabi keeps drawing penises
>says its her logo
What did she mean by this?

Architectbros...

it's so over
we're back
it's so over
we're back
it's so over
we're back
it's so over
we're back
it's so over
we're back
>t. Jelly Hoshiumi

>>54289472
I wanna grab Mio's soft tummy

How the fuck did Hanabi nail "bureaucratic" on the first try

>no mio from 18th August till first week of september

>>54289711
UUUUUUUUUUU

>>54289472
>a donut is round like the number 0 therefore it has 0 calories
any food that's round or relatable to the number 0 by brain gymastics has "0 calories"
architects should embrace this vision and gaslight gullible girls

Hanabi got the milk!!!

Did Hanabi notice Shima in chat?

>>54289504
I want to use her belly as a pillow

>>54290874
If you have to ask, probably not.

>>54290289
You know, this game is pretty cool considering it's a glorified QTE/rhythm thing.

>Mio, Jelly and Hanabi all ending at the exact same time
AAAAAAAAAA

>Hanabi can't stream tomorrow
It's so over....

How the fuck are Rainy Town citizens going to survive this day-long hiatus?

>I can't stream tomorrow, I have DnD
lol but also sadness

>>54291652
how is this level of hormonal synchronisation even possible... it's over 400%

>>54291652
The unoverlap...

https://www.youtube.com/live/GCNNMR2aeMc?feature=share
Holy shit, Kana is back in less than 3 hours.

Yuuna's cat is on the telly
https://youtu.be/cf5GlUSozho

>>54292117
>it's real

>>54292117
but why on youtube???

c'mon Orla...
come back for one stream...

>>54292432
No, you get reposts of old streams instead. Shouldn't have stalked her and scared her away.

>>54292432
she'll do a collab with Hanabi, i'm manifesting it rn
then Rei is next

Just be patient.

>>54292475
how the fuck did anyone stalk Orla when she was the most paranoid and careful about opsec of the whole company?

>>54292806
I think she was paranoid because she kept getting stalked online. She said that people found her old cosplay page instantly.

>>54292410
https://www.youtube.com/live/V_d49CtnlCE?feature=share
She talked about it in this stream. I think the gist was that YT was a better platform for content creators right now.

>>54292575
I trust

Ember Pizza Tower and pizza making at 12pm
Dizzy Plague Inc. at 5pm

>>54297249
JESAS

I always love the silly gifs Hanabi posts

>>54297303

Waiting room and preview for Mio and Ami's cover is up
https://youtu.be/8MWzqmxmiy8

>>54297249
Holy packed schedule.... we are so SO BACK it's almost scary

>>54297249
Not bad for a company that doesn't exist

>>54283993
>>54298220

>>54297768
Mio and Ami both look so beautiful in this art

>Ember almost cooked her pizza too early
mama mia

>>54300408
Too hungry to read a clock properly gomen

>Kana returns
https://youtu.be/GCNNMR2aeMc
>Haewon ASMR study
https://youtu.be/x5k4sfpRw6w

>>54297249
Would I be sparking a schizowar if I asked why the new Invaders(Ember and Dizzy at least) are excluded from the graphic?

Kana is pregnant (with me)

>>54301604
My son... How did you even post this?

>>54301604
congrats on being conceived anon. hope to welcome you to the world in a few months

>>54301424
No, it's valid. I'm pretty sure the guy who updates the Teamup is in the minority in the thread who keeps insisting that people migrate to /pcg/ to talk about them, and he decided to be petty about it by taking them off of the schedule.

>>54301685
Some people have pre-birth posting privileges and some people have post-mortum posting privileges, don't think too hard about it

>>54301776
Only vtubers who are in tsunderia should be included, obviously.

>Kana was having seizures every other week and just brushed them off
These girls...

>>54301872

I swear a lot of them would say it's not a big deal if they stuck her hand in a woodchipper.

>>54302009
Perfect.

Why won't they take care of themselves...

>>54302009
Heh.

is kana gonna be ogey

>>54302307
I hope so

I want to eat Haewon's hair

Probably no Meru tomorrow
https://twitter.com/suromeru/status/1684264908030869528

>Physically I'm fine, mentally I'm falling off the bus
Kana...

Tsunderia is like a rollercoaster

hahaha what if Ami's cafe menu is really heavy on calories hahaha what if she asks you to eat one of every thing in the menu hahaha it would be funny I think
would you accept mutual weight gain relationship with your spidermama?

>>54302781
Yeah, i need to bulk soon anyways. She should come to the gym with me so she doesn't turn into a blob of fat

>>54302781
>would you accept X in a relationship with your spider mom
short of ntr or cheating i think i would accept anything ami wants

>Kana's dog goes crazy over children
WUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHFFFF T O T

>>54302850
Ami is so innocent and cute that the idea that she'd cheat is actually really hot

>>54302930
she talks about how she "chots" all the time anon. she is a chotter. its one of the few flaws i find in my loving spider wife

>>54302910
>dog got used to have sex wiith Kana who seems to be a petite girl
>goes crazy when he see other potetial bitches
consequence of her own actions

>>54302836
>blob of fat Ami
stop it, I can only get so erect

way better than what we usually get but i'm still calling you out for how easy it is to see through

>>54302781
It would be difficult to make Ami accept weight gain if you weren't indulging along with her...

>Purin is extremely sick
>Kana is extremely sick
THEY ARE

I hope Lisa has a good day today, I'll even put in some good thoughts for the skrunkler if she makes a good cuddle pillow for sheepy

[Non-news]
Haewon is horny

>>54303162
ok my rrat is that kana and purin is bullshitting about being sick
they are the twin dogs from hololive en3

>>54303695
big if true

>>54303695
Are you implying that they'll both pretend to die instead of just quitting?

>>54303695
Go Go Nippon bros...

I could totally see Ami being one of those "You can have a pass. Bang whoever, I will too!" and then get mad when you actually do it.

>>54303759
>Cried when you implied you wanted to bang someone who's not her
>Says you can both have a pass in her anger to try to make you jealous
>Get's mad that you banged someone
>Didn't bang anyone herself cause it feels wrong
>Cries for a week straight

>>54303759
If I had Ami I would need no one else. Yes not even Ai Shinozaki there I fucking said it!!!

If i had Ami i just wouldn't let her find out about anyone else

>>54302781
>rubbing bellies after each meal
>having multiple cheat days every week
>comfy gaming and snacking in bed

god we would be the biggest stinkpigs...

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>54304241
I think she might be horny.

Orla... Sorry...

>>54304349
Moji...

If moji never existed then maybe Orla would still stream

>Ami collab cafe menu drawing
https://youtu.be/SktRwSXsjVM
>Ember Pizza Tower and cursed pizza
https://youtu.be/z7LLTDkhfb0

Ami is live and designing food for her own cafe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SktRwSXsjVM

[Ember news]
She is currently cooka da pizza

Sex waitress

Ami HATES cherry!

Haewon's dumb fucking face is pretty cute

Ami... Eggs...

>too wide is not a thing

>Only $10 a spin
Ember's going to be done with that pizza within an hour

>Tune into Haewon stream
>...
Anon was right about her having autism. Will continue to watch with great interest

>You can see that I already took a bite out of it, I got a little hungry
>Actually after taking the photo it's already half gone
Ember...

[Haewon News]
Haewon fucking died

I think Hanabi is in love with me, bro

Will Ember puke this stream?

>Dehumidifier water
The forbidden Ami sip...

>>54305502
Hello, one order of SEX please.

Haewon wants to fuck Xiulan

>>54306269
That can't be true, my boyfriend is in love with me.

Embers slimey bean...

Pork Belly...

>Gummy bears
>M&Ms
>Pickles
>Hot honey
>Pepeloni
>Feta cheese
>Parmesan
>Spam
>Still adding more
Well if anybody can eat this then it's Ember

>>54306078

>>54306986
>Ranch
Char...

>>54306309
She is going to SHIT

Ami's not a freak.

>>54306668
>Xiulan shows up in chat

Real photo of an Italian individual watching Ember's stream

>I've slurped, and I'll slurp again!

One time I asked for Amitoxin packets and Ami gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly spidermama laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now she greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local Ami Café.

>>54307690
For some reason this quote combined with a Yuuna picture makes me feel a bit suspicious

I want Ami to mark me. either bite or brand i do not care which

>Get marked with my scent hecko

I want Ami to mark me, specifically by giving my cock a hickey

oh...

>>54308274
Diarrhoea guaranteed!

>>54308274
I am now an Ember anti

>>54306269
How many days until she confesses her love?

>>54308274
this is some scarle bullshit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N7HfYnO5S8

Cristo santo, donna amane...

Ami/Ember hours are even more architectpilled than usual today

>>54308274
>>54308433
I'm afraid this will resurface the guanoposting that slumbers deep within the architects

>death = eat pizza
>"Pizza Tower does not feature health or lives, and its difficulty depends on what the player chooses to achieve."
Has Ember duped us?

>>54308919
Classic "vtuber does zero research on their content."

>>54308628
>t. Giuseppe

>Ami referencing THAT scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Ami please no...

>a B does not sound like a passing grade
Asian Parent Syndrome confirmed. E-ber...

>>54308919
>>54309050
>I don't like to waste food so I'm going to consume this pizza regardless

>Hello, rrat! Cheesed to meet you!

I feel like Ember is trying to bait someone into responding "MATING PRESS" in chat.

[Good (bad?) news]
Ember is taking a bite

[Ember News]
She is actively slaying rrats. Take your meds.

>>54309829
>Barely reacted, maybe even enjoyed it
This woman could eat anything

The contrast between the food Ami's drawing and Ember's abomination of a pizza is really something

>Meru draws this well
>With just her finger
https://twitter.com/suromeru/status/1684297208298962946

>>54302604
SAVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>54310132
I want to hug Meru right now

Time for Ember to eat that entire pizza

You guys think Hanabi ever wears the jacket with nothing under?

Can she eat the final italian dish though?

>>54310132
Are you telling me she lost _another_ friend/family member?

>>54308274
PORCA MADONNA

>>54310394
Did you shit on a bowl of pasta, Anon?

There's something poetic about Ember getting the shit kicked out of her by a bell pepper

>>54310132
Beautiful and very bittersweet art, but unfortunately I can't help but see a fat blunt in her hand.

>>54310566
It's chocolate

>There's some like... salty stuff

>>54310618
I am more focused on the rope around her neck

>>54303898
cultured anon right here btw

>>54310308
She actually did way better on this boss than basically everybody else I've seen play this game

>>54310728
she was thinking about necking but cut herself free, this is pretty fucking positive for Meru vent art

>>54308762
Understandable considering the stream content.

>The mouthfeel of the Bucko

>>54310319
All the time. Wouldn't (You)?

>>54310319
no hanabants
no hanabanties

This is the most Amicore Heathcliff comic
>If I wore a hat that just said "FUNNY" you guys would laugh at me, right?

>>54310577
Methinks the womenfolk should eat their veggies

>>54311237
pcg...

>>54311313
seriously, did something happen over there?

Meru is using the powers of architecting on herself to keep going despite the news
>>54311414

>>54311278
For some reason I know a lot of adult women who are of the "ew veggies yucky" mindset and absolutely refuse to eat any kind of vegetable

>>54311452
that thread never posts about Nasa, Airi or Erina, there is no reason to check it, so i have no clue
i just recognized the no pippapants meme

>I've made a bioweapon. My tummy feels funny.
Uh oh

Ami is urinating right now

>>54311724
>Tsunderia Resurrection Project
>It brings back the fucking Shitblooms too

>>54311762
Yeah, in my drink (I ordered the secret special)

New thread
>>54312143
>>54312143
>>54312143