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>forgot to remove the (graduated)
sorry anons i was crying and i forgot, next time i won't miss it

News:
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Luxiem Kemanekineko Summer Vacation Collab starts July 26: https://twitter.com/maneki_collabo/status/1681589791249555457
Iluna & Xsoleil at Anime Impulse July 29-30: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1666882791693484033
ACGHK 2023 Panel with Pio and Luca on July 30th https://twitter.com/D_Dropscythe/status/1678512843216281604
Mysta at ACGHK2023 July 31: https://twitter.com/LizRias/status/1673623993423908864
Alban and Uki at Otakuthon August 11-13: https://twitter.com/otakuthon/status/1654516315514716160
Ike, Luca, Uki, Sonny, Ren and Ver at Anime Impulse OC September 2nd-3rd https://twitter.com/animeimpulse/status/1678479204743016452
Outfit status: 6 weeks

Merch on sale:
Mysta Arma Bianca Preorders (Until Jul 31): https://pr.armabianca.com/nijisanji-newera-jp/
Mysta 1m (Until Jul 30)
Mysta Outfit Goods (Until Jul 30)
Luxiem UFO Catcher
Roadtrip
NijiEN Store 2nd anniversary
Iluna 1st Anniversary

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ike Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5e-QkVib8Y
Ver Audio Drama: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPyYBKlNhDs
Zali Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZIbfLeWiWY
Uki Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjZNwyX_0aI
Ren Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsrs_MWibw
Mysta Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYwgLNQDNyU
Vox Lore Movie Teaser (Full project in fall): https://twitter.com/Vox_Akuma/status/1649624965275107329

alban LOVE

>>54184178
nade nade

i miss these fags
where is my l4d2 collab whores

Hex

I love/miss my fatherbrotherhusband!!

vox https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqG2O6USk0g
ike https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8iq8rO290Q

nadenade husband

man no wonder that offcollab had 1 stream

Damn

This old kindred is happy that we've come so far since those early days

If this is how I'm getting my demon zatsu I'm taking it

He is finally playing the game

Vox is pretty ok at golf

Mysta song happening

aik rabu

Camellia 2good

mysta live https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz7JDvP9jcQ

Sucks that this song will gain no traction since it's gonna be gone in a month

stop being entertaining before graduation im gonna miss you too much


>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>54194140
he's keeping it up

>>54194218
OH thank god

>>54194140
Nope

>>54184073
MYSTA!!! MY LOVE FOREVER!!!

Now I want more songs from Mysta … I wish there was an MV…..

Mysta orisong pros and cons:

Pros: It's done by camellia
Cons: It sounds more like a song by camellia with him as a guest than an actual song that puts him on the spotlight.

also what is this garbage mix. it sounds like audible diarrhea. It's not as clean as camellia's usual. i don't know if it was rushed to be finished after being in production hell with no updates/revisions for so long but it definitely sounds like it.

>>54194753
it was definitely rushed

Need demon kisses to make me feel better

orz

yu sex

Vox you wanna fuck bowser

>>54199408
Because of this I'm thinking about how hot policeman Sonny and 1X years old schoolboy Alban would actually be...

>>54199765
reminds me of this fic in the archive
https://rentry.org/sbnmm

miss wife...

>>54200278
send him a horror game recommendation
https://twitter.com/Fulgur_Ovid/status/1683854581422227459

brainfreeze is real? never had it

>>54200857
I had it when I was a kid, I don’t anymore

>>54200801
He should play a classic like slenderman lol, i remember being scared as shit to the point i only lasted 10 minutes playing it...but again it's very easy to make me scared

Thank you Mysta, for keeping me from crying for a while by making me proud and horny. Bless you. I'll get back under the desk now.

>>54200958
now i want to see the fanart of wife with slenderman

>>54201188
unfortunately i don't think he finds slenderman sexy....

1m views and mysta won't private his vods

wife dusting off the batsu wheel for halloween, will we get to dress him up in anything we want this time?

I just watched the zomboid collab where Elira explains omegaverse and congrats to the anon who said Alban would be a beta

>>54202310
still thinking about that one batsu were we could help him ask for a sexy commission of himself....

>>54202358
He lied about wanting to pretend to be an alpha, he was too interested in the butt babies to want to be an alpha

>>54202557
i sure hope so, we had many good batsus left over from wo long including that one. the fact he remembers the batsu wheel also reassured me he remembers he's supposed to commission a rosemi-style song

>>54202606
he keeps thinking betas can get pregnant

>>54203226
He wants to be an omega so bad

sex cat will always be a cute omega for me

>>54203411
he got mpregged though.... he's an omega but he doesn't know it because he didn't receive an education back when he was a street rat.... he was probably too malnourished to get his first heat too.... imagine how confused he'd be when he goes into heat one day after living most of his life as a beta

>>54203573
You're tempting me to write another fic inspired by discussion on Alban's secondary gender, that's pretty hot

mystapuzzle

https://puzzle.aggie.io/gY0KBh

>>54203878
please post it here if you do, i'd be happy if another one of my rambles turned into a fic

>>54204124
Will do, it will end up on ao3 too. what was the other ramble you had inspire a fic?

>>54204269
it was a mob/sonnyban ramble and fic tako wrote it !
https://rentry.org/mobsonnyban

I don’t typically go for the content/experience that Hex offers, but the way he flatters and interacts with his chat is really sweet and affects me a lot…

>>54204374
Oh that one was really good

>>54184178
nade nade

live

krisis love...what a month for them

>>54207041
>krisis debuts
nina graduation announcement
>krisis 1 month anniversary
mysta graduation announcement

poor boys...

>>54207485
Don't forget the fiasco even before they debuted. They had the odds stacked against them from the start but they're all such fun and interesting personalities they'll make it through this.

I couldn’t even stay awake the whole stream because I was so tired and weak… Love you demon

>>54207485
they can't catch a break....

WIFE KEK

>>54208666
what did he do this time

>>54208856
if you know you know

oh vox is in the town of salem collab tonight too

LOVE!

Vox is so sweet. I'm glad they had the chance to meet each other

do mystakes think mysta will reincarnate? i hope so

sex with luxiem

>>54211457
He has been very open about his intentions to do so, about as open as he can be while in a corporation:
https://twitter.com/femcelprime/status/1683444858206257153
So yeah, I'm sure he'll reincarnate. When is the question.

>>54213032
that's better, at least we know he'll keep in touch with the rest of luxiem behind the scenes

board fast aie

miss shu

https://twitter.com/VezaliusBandage/status/1683931162589134852
no french on french on vanta crimes today...

>>54216968
NOOOOOOOOOOO

There's only one thing that comes to mind upon seeing this art, but I can say it in a few ways. I'm:
Assuming the aroma of your arsehole.
Bewildered by the bouquet of your bathroom.
Considering the characteristics of your crap.
Deducing the disgust caused by your dung.
Engaged in the enjoyment of your excrement.
Fascinated by the funk of your feces.
Guessing the grossness of your guano.
Harried by the horrors of your headwinds.
Inquiring upon the incense of your indulgences.
Joking about my jitters around the topic of your jamtarts.
Having kittens about my knowledge of your khazi.
Listening for the loudness of your love puffs.
Meditating on the miasma of your manure.
Noticing the nastiness of your night soil.
Obsessed with the odor of your ordure.
Pondering the piquance of your posterior.
Questioning the quietness of your quarters.
Ruminating on the redolence of your relievings.
Suspecting the stink of your slacks.
Turned on by your tremendous trouser coughs.
Utterly transfixed by the utterances of your unmentionables.
Voracious for a vent into your vileness.
Wondering about the whiff of your washroom.
Excited by examing your excrement.
Yearning for a year amongst your yuckys.
Zealous for the zest of your zephyrs.

sex with zali

https://twitter.com/Tyrant_Vanta/status/1683936652585213952
poor vanta...

>>54217778
nenmen remix of the dung eater meme, nice

krisis loves each other so much, I'm gonna cry https://twitter.com/YuQWilson/status/1683944490984439808?s=20

>>54219098
Gently suckling on his cock to nurse him back to health

>>54219641
get in line

>>54217778
i don't remember writing this

>>54219394
willy in a nurse outfit feeding vanta chicken noodle soup so he doesn't notice zali injecting some weird drugs into his IV bag

I miss fuuchan

>>54221875
chances are low but i hope he has a POV for town of salem

I love these three so much

>>54222643
sex with sick vanta...

Sick Vanta laying back in bed, maybe a little sweaty, while I ride him.

https://twitter.com/KyoKanek0/status/1683967676043894786

>>54189852
>Announcement stream

NONONONOFUCKNO

PLEASE NOT ANOTHER ONE

>>54219394
he's so cute i want to kiss him

>>54224272
he said it wasn't a bad one tho

>>54188065
I admire that hex just plays whatever the fuck random game he wants without giving a shit

TOS starting!

yeah, wife loves enabling his brother

shubert - https://www.youtube.com/live/GCiCumpjqGU?feature=share
ren - https://www.youtube.com/live/ZUEBxg8c8FY?feature=share
uki - https://www.youtube.com/live/_Du3MaaZ1Rs?feature=share
piochan - https://www.youtube.com/live/gPnSyeoTGe0?feature=share
yu - https://www.youtube.com/live/s1q40aVedoY?feature=share

The fact that Mysta can't get a little bit of respect from anyone when he's graduating makes me so sad... His antis are just emboldened now. I really want him to be happy.

god i wish wife had a pov

this is such a mess why can't they learn the roles before playing it aieeeeeeeee also they should mute, 10 people talking all at once all the time is horrible

>>54226793
Please stop coming here
Nothing on this website is real

>>54226917
Where is it real?

wife...no....

>>54226793
I've been saying this since the day he made the announcement and I'll say it again: Stop going on to main. It's infested with insufferable cunts. Same goes for the catalogue. Be more active in this thread instead if you're going to keep using this board.

WHY ARE YOU TELLING THEM YOUR ROLE YU YOU FUCKING RETARD

>>54226939
Not the place where disingenuous mentally ill shitposters make up a majority of the userbase

>>54227197
he's a little autistic and too dumb to realise there's no trust. he's very cute.

>>54226901
Reading rules of a werewolf-style game and Nijisanji, name a less likely duo.

>>54227145
It's just so frustrating... Why do people have to interpret everything he does in the most malicious way possible?

>>54227719
I may not be able to put myself in your shoes because thankfully my oshi isn’t anywhere close to as shitposted as yours but you really just need to stop letting them get to you this much

>>54227719
Anon... unironically, don't come here anymore. You can't come somewhere like this if you can't shrug that off because 99% of the shit you see is people starting a fight with the easiest material they can find.

>>54227823
He doesn't deserve it. He's a good son. Kind to his friends and he loves his fans. Vox was right, the world was unfair to him.

wife can't stop being killed

>>54226793
Stop reading what retards on this site are saying about it. Don't reply to them. Stop letting them make you sad. They are braindead monkeys not worthy of acknowledgement. Look at and focus on the outpouring of love instead.

fuuchan.....

>>54228044
he's baiting for it saying he wants to be erotically asphyxiated infront of everyone

>>54227719
He is one of the 5 guys that shook up the status quo, and the second highest one on their shitlist. If what their underdeveloped brains have typed affect you this much, you need to leave. Remember that this place is the vocal minority of viewers that barely watch streams in the first place. He is loved by a majority of the community.

>>54227719
They don't have to, they aren’t even being sincere, it's just people being shitheads for the sake of it. Don't waste his last month like this, dude.

wilson.....

>>54227719
Anon. Mysta is loved by literally thousands of people. Most of whom shower him with love and appreciation almost everyday through multiple channels. The cunts on main that shitpost about Mysta are at most in the few dozens. And they do it precisely to elicit a reaction from YOU. Realize that they do not matter in the grand scheme of things and that, by and large, nobody even knows they exist.

>>54227719
do your best anon. i understand it's hard to not let things get to you some times when they lie or shit post about a person you care about. try your best to enjoy spending time with mysta

yu just knighted pio.
I add PioYu to my ship list. It now sits besides FuuYu, IkeYu and Krisis Threesome.

they're ERPing as jacob and bella...

pio and yu are so cute bros...

>>54229383
Finally my Twilight ship is canon

Camellia joined the Mysta fan discord and wrote a sweet message in there. It would truly be amazing if someday they could work together again.

at least wife is having fun

>>54229753
thats pretty wholesome, hope they do!

they nuked the town kek

i'm enjoying the brothers that crumbs

>>54227843
>>54228069
>>54228309
>>54228430
>>54228726
You're right, I'm sorry. I want to focus on the good times. It's just hard with all the lies and bullshit floating around about him right now. I wish people knew how much he loved Mystakes. I wonder if there's a way I can show my love for him too.

>>54230177
Anon. The easiest way to show your love for him is to watch his streams while he's still here. Trying to convince people that never liked him and never will is utterly futile. Spend this last month with him, and not here fighting idiots that want a reaction out of you. That's the best you can do.

>>54230177
Show love through your own actions to him. Comment on streams, draw fanart, make clips of the good times, just be there for him, etc. If you already do that, continue. It can be easy to focus on the negatives, especially on this godforsaken site, but never let it dictate how it actually makes you feel. YOU know how much he loves Mystakes. Other Mystakes know how much he loves them. And he knows the actual fans love him. I cannot count how many comments I've seen that say he was their introduction to the wider vtubing community or Niji. That's how much influence he's had whether he truly knows it or not. Which I think he does, to some extent, judging from what he said on stream today. He's not perfect. But he's done his best, staying true to himself.

wife can't stop blowing

>>54229753
What a sweet guy. I'm happy Mysta chose him to work on his first and final song.

...management HATE, wilson LOVE

fucking wife he's being hanged

god i miss reading danmei

>>54232403
i've been reading zhen hun for wife's stream on saturday

>>54232820
i want to read 2ha so bad but i can't focus...

>>54233162
i remember 2ha was really fucking long, ganba!

shu laugh cute

>>54184073
Mysta is quitting stop posting pictures of him.

>>54229753
I’m so proud of Mysta for being able to work with his oshi. Camellia is such a sweet heart as well.

I want to write a letter, but I'm worried if it would actually make it all the way to Japan. Have any burger anons here written one to their oshi and know how reliable usps is? I have a backup plan, but I don't want to bother the person involved unless it's necessary.

they keep killing shu.....not like this....

uki has a yeast infection...

i think wife is jack

thank god i got my daily dose of wife being cute

https://youtu.be/vv0tzRj4dn0
Look who decided to show up

>>54236983
he's always so bratty when not streaming his pov

>>54235077
get a global stamp. send it soon. it's fine

>>54237558
Thank you. I was going to try and send it the end of this week.

>>54237300
so bratty!

Ver wants the Yu cock

every single boy cumming in my ass

>>54234396

>>54239072
so desperate for anything that moves...

>>54239072
i love this fatfuck

Me on that Sonny Piss

Did anyone archive Aster's Karaoke?

>>54247615
i set it up to archive before i left, but i'm outside eating rn so i can only upload it later if no one else uploads it

>>54247971
Thank you very much

>>54247615
>>54248004

VP resales https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1684043364394729473
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1684044620702052353

>>54227719
I've been on this site for over 10 years, you learn to brush things off

>>54247615
he had a karaoke? huh

>>54239072
Straight my ass, this man like more than just Jack Frost

Main likes me...

>>54253120

sucking luca's sensitive nipples

>>54254905
Pog

>>54253737
I was referred to was horny takaradachi today

>>54255379
his skin is so soft and warm looking i just want to sniff him

luxnoc playing tabletop rpg when

>>54254905
Need them in my mouth... I need to hear him gasping and feel him squirming under me

Im very late but the collab was so good and so happy for Pio to organize nd set everything up. He deserves so much appreciation

I think the emetophilia enjoyers are going to get their wish again... oh Luca, you silly goose

>click luca stream
>sex noises
oh yeah

"I'm so close"

I need him to not say that while I'm in bed

Luca...

i need to have sex with luca

miss shu

https://youtu.be/NCaNoq7Dvqg
Not sure how I feel about this...

>>54267270
i think it'll subvert expectations and be funny

They sheeps already got their merch???? Man...

>>54267270
Clickbaiting until the end, sasuga twitch fox

>>54267270
jesus christ

>>54267372
If it isn't the funniest video I've ever watched in my entire life I will be pissed off

I wanna watch Mysta now that's he graduating but is going to always stream at this time slot? Did he ever pander to NA timeslots? It's 6:00 am my time (PST) T_T

>>54268641
>but is *he* going to

i'm really gonna miss their onstream interactions

LIVE

>>54268641
he almost never stream at na time, only the occasional collabs

dead dying thread

Comfy demon soon

Oh he is so goofy

alban schedule

>>54280451
He's an addict

Froggy soon

I wish it could be like this forever

Vezalius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpJIXgugdbw

Pathetic baseball ver

baseball willy

I know the other company just got new toys but page 8 in 15 minutes, cmon now

Nta but someone on main just mentioned Sonny and horse cock. There's a certain aesthetic appeal to it. Something about his looks just suit horse sex.

where's the animal cock anon when we need them.

Demon is so good and so yume. He gets it so hard

>>54283810
When the world needed mint-choco the most, they vanished...

I didn’t watch mysta’s bait, was it funny at least

Detect my Love is at 901K... I'm really happy, because that increases the chance I get to sing it at karaoke someday!

>>54283810
>>54284469
A man needs his sleep okay, it's 6am I can't post horsecock right now

Hex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cel-p5qcRCI

>>54284931
can't even be bothered to share facts about jerking off horses for their semen. i'm disappointed.

>>54284816
Yes

>>54284816

>>54285073
>>54285188
Ok good

That was amazing kayfabe from demon… He’s been so good today and ever since he’s come back

>>54284994
Sigh...fine
Horses takes less than a minute to cum and they will produce about 50ml of ejaculate each time, they can mate 3 times a day. And fun fact horse semen is the most expensive liquid in the world, even more than printer ink!

>>54285589 (me)

DEMON
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE

Rate the sex

>>54285673
Mysta gets tired after one round , but Luca's stamina lets him go for longer so he continues fucking him while he's overstimulated and sensitive

>>54285589
Thanks animal cock buddy. Who doesn't love horse semen? The image may not technically be a cock but it's close enough.
Thanks for your work.

wife soon

>>54285673
10/10, at some point it because Jackass but fucking, but then it gets all lovey-dovey kissy-kissy missionary, and then you throw me in the mix (in the corner tied to a chair drooling while they tease and bully m-)

Sorry I want to fuck them so bad

>>54287209
>>54286215
This but both of them as shotas

Willy jumping https://www.youtube.com/live/CVBaDOFb8n0

Yu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVBaDOFb8n0

Fulgur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZN4Yso5xPY

wilson is so cute

Wilson schizo again today

This is the only time I've ever wanted to be a numberhag but I'm sooooooo happy

wife is very cute this morning, he truly is influenced by his environment and has turned into a cute girl

wife learning chinese! xiexie mama! thankyou for your milk!

wife was bitten in the butt

>>54289819
i couldn't resist

Need demon arms around me

wife meows as easily as he moans now

>>54291000
his whore nature can't be contained anymore

>>54282273
he's a catcher. how fitting for kaichou

>>54291000
he's so mindbroken

mysta's song reached 1M, deleted VODs is no more!

>>54292182
Still do not waver in any archiving, you never know when things will go away. Good thing the Luxiem gameshow is saved for now.

>>54292280
yeah we never know how staff can fuck up this time

wife muffled apology

wife...

Nenmenners, pls help
I was archiving a stream the other day and everything seemed fine and it was muxing 5h4 final file when I suddenly got an error with ffmpeg and the file didn't get combined. Is there a way to fix it?

>>54294788
I don't remember how I fixed that last time it happened to me, but I do remember I asked ChatGPT. Try the almighty AI.

>>54294890
Thank you, I will try!

i hope we get a zatsu after this

Otsonny!! Finally back at it in hyrule, and what was supposed to be the "last" botw stream before the finale became... probably not that. He went in with a rough plan of what he wanted to accomplish: shrines, memories, dlc, sidequests (though he mentioned that he wasn't going to be as autistic about finishing every quest since they were starting to get a tad repetitive), but of course he got distracted, and it even ended up being his longest stream yet. And just like before it flew by, man I've missed spending my night with him. Lots of misc activities and some housekeeping today so bear with me. We know he's been playing offstream a little in his absence, but it did take him some time to get back into it... started with a shrine out in hebra he unlocked but didn't complete, and we went from there. Surprising amount to do in this corner of the map, actually— aside from the usual shenanigans and enemies he found another maze to explore, and naydra, whom he helped free from the malice. This was a pretty goofy sequence to watch without bows, it was really funny when he'd toss a bomb, fall on the flying dragon, and tumble along its back in some cartoon shit. After some deforestation for the sake of flight, he decided to head to Zora's domain to check in on the denizens and explore the surrounding area some more. Giving frogs to children, snooping in diaries, normal activities. He also did some more bartering with kilton so he could pay a hefty fine for dark link's outfit (and proceeded to run around in blackface for at least a half hour), after which he questioned how he could get link's classic outfit... complete all 120 shrines?! He was at ~80 already, surely he could accomplish this task today (he could not). With some careful consideration and pizza on the way, it was back to adventuring. There was also a LOT more treasure hunting in this stream, he's become awfully reliant on that radar… though, in the end, he decided maybe going after every single silver rupee wasn't worth the effort and opted to turn it off in the overworld next time; I think it especially irritates him when he spends 10min running around trying to figure out where the incessant noise is leading him to. We will be free of blipblips, if only briefly. He did some more blood moon cooking, which he acknowledged as… not particularly interesting (though I think it's satisfying to watch in its own way), and after a hearty dinner of 'za it was back to finding that damn ceremonial trident. Very funny watching him slowly lose his mind as he ran around the bottom of the domain and fished up every magnetic thing in sight. At last, he finally found it, but then the shrine quest itself was another problem— one of the few times he asked for backseating after shooting arrows, zipping up the waterfall and back down again in a desperate attempt to decipher the cryptic riddle. Just a plunge attack onto the pedestal with the trident the whole time… he was a little mad and decided to go elsewhere shortly after, even if more disappointment would follow. Why would you call it TALUS plateau if there's no talus? At least he found a hinox and a lynel guarding some rupees… it was really kind of funny just how many times he'd open his map, glance at his hero's path, and say "wtf there's still so much left to explore." More zelda, woo! Our next destination was the area surrounding hateno tech lab, which meant more shrine quests (what did calip ever do to you sonny?) and of course yahahas. He also spent a substantial amount of time looting as many dead guardians as he could in front of fort hateno. Cue about another hour of dilly-dallying and he found himself back in the plains, up against a lynel wielding the biggest weapon in the game— once he got 1hko'd he quickly realized what he was up against. Still, despite a couple new moves to adjust to, it's mostly just getting the timing right on parries, and it was dead in no time. Now he wields his first lynel crusher… omedetou! The last couple hours of stream were rather entertaining and horse-focused; he took on the quest to find ganon's horse, and got thoroughly sidetracked by a horseback archery challenge that ate up his arrows and a bit of his will to live… got some cool horse armor out of it though. I think he was also very impressed by the absolute size of ganon's steed once he finally found it. Please treat king better than you did hans, thank you. We ended today by helping out a woman in a questionable relationship with her orb and searching for chests until the end. Fun stream today, quite literally too much tomfoolery for one post but it was certainly both comfy and funny. Not 100% sure how productive I'd call it, but he got some stuff done at least… yeah we've definitely got at least two more botw streams left, this game isn't done with him yet. 85/120 now! Congrats on finally making peace with bows sonny, rest up so you can be ready for more zombo and reading on Friday. See you later! o7

>>54297393
otsonny kadet! o7

Speaking of: archive anon, did your archive get all of Sonny's stream? The vod cuts at 11:54:59 but he spent a couple of minutes extra on the end screen... Are those lost forever or does ytarchive still catch them?

Willy’s accent is so cute

must sex wife

i wish wife would get drunk on stream again...

my socially awkward wife...

wife dilf....

jesus that sounds horrible

my wife's fragile pride

wife talking a bit about mysta

>/luxnoc/
wife stop being here

>>54301172
Everything okay?

>>54302014
yeah, he hopes they can do vermintide or overcooked again before mysta leaves

>>54302193
I hope so too, I really like these two together because Fuu-chan enables and encourages him kek. It's still such a shame Blackjack didn't work out that one time

>>54302410
oh man, now i actually want them to redo the blackjack stream

wife will have a pet stream appreciation on b2

wife is stepping on us! TOT

did wife just say
>how about you end it?
kek

no wife don't go....

never forget that wife's car was cheap because someone died in it

>>54307481
reminded me once more of my bedroom as a kid where the previous tenant hung herself

>>54307481
>>54307550
What the fuck

>>54307936
i talked about it once but i ended up sleeping in the living room due to constant nightmares and my parents got the place exorcised kek

>>54308041
oh yeah i remember that!

i miss yu

luca and ike sex

>>54308041
My mom sleeps in the same bed that my dad died in and I don't know how she does it. When I visit if I'm home alone at night I think I can hear him in the house and my brother who lives in that house has constant nightmares about him.

>>54311458
>My mom sleeps in the same bed that my dad died in and I don't know how she does it.
love

>>54312142
She never plans to remarry or try dating anyone else, he was the only person for her and she wears both her engagement and wedding ring and his wedding ring too. Their relationship was so cute.

>>54312685
aaww

>>54312928
Something I'll never have because I'm mentally ill and spend my time on a website in threads where people discuss raping anime boys. Sometimes I think about marrying rich for the free ride but I can't stop the hyperfixation thing and every conversation I have outside of work I bring up a niji member.

>>54313316
just find a rich fuck who's into vtubers 4head

i need shu to rape my ass

>>54313375
But that's really hard to find if I'm not finding someone from here and I'm not about to go into main and offer myself up for purchase, I generally don't talk to vtuber fans at cons because I'm worried about them being the twitter zoomer types

The fic archive is...already up to date! The only thing that's been updated is the "previous update" portion at the top. There actually hasn't been a single new anchored post since the previous update, but as it's already been an entire month, I figured I should make an update post anyways just so people don't start thinking I died again.

>>54314560
Archiveanon LOVE! I hope next time you have some updating work to do, guess things have been really weird for everyone so no one has writing brainworms right now....either way thank you!

>>54284288
He gets ME so hard too

>>54314560
archivist anon muah muah! it's been a slow summer... i was just thinking of writing something

miss sonny

imagine

Zali Wilson drugrape

>>54316757
shota SEX

>>54316757
reminder that zali straight up tranq'd and kidnapped him during their first meeting