/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54224562
Ravencroft is your dad with a voice changer.

theyll be good

Zaion/Sayu will be on EN3

>>54224562
There will be atleast 1 nijisanji graduate and 1 troon

At least one of them is reincarnated from someone everybody dislikes but she will be the best new member.

None of them will stream more than once a week.

They all have boyfriends (me)

One of them is a troon that legitimately hates males and this boards opinion on troons will change overnight from hated freaks to based because she will never collab with males.
Another one will have a confirmed BF in RM and you'll hear him at least once or twice a week in the background and she'll play it off as her "Brother" or "Dad"
One is a homo collaber but only with Axel and Shinri specifically.
The last one will be an artist that actually draws on stream but it's all BL and yaoi that she got permission to draw ahead of time from her manager. She will also never collab with males but will draw yaoi on stream and fawn over her own art.
Screencap this and grudgepost me if I'm wrong about all 4.

>>54225633
Based mom.

Twins are GGN sisters

>>54227133
That's not a rrat.

>>54224562
The rrat is that there are no rrats, the five are relative unknowns with no ties and no drama to any existing talents, opinion groups or conjured boogeymen /vt/schizos made up.
They will stream, some will be more open about their personal issues than others, and that will be it.

>>54227177
It's a rrat until it is confirmed.

Vesper and Magni are on hiatus bc they are busy impregnating the new girls. Gotta get ahead of the curve

>>54224641
B-but he's dead!

>>54227320
Most schizo rrat in the thread.

>>54224562
one of them is incognito haachama, she;'s been dead because she's been preparing for her actual en debut

>>54227133
anon that's basically confirmed thanks to the retarded hololive reddit jannies removing a post that speculated it was them

they're girls who were rejected from:
holoen 1 & 2
the million waves of nijien
vshojo
idol
phase connect
tsunderia
production kawaii
cyberlive

>>54224562
they are 3 yuros and 2 jps

At least one is ESL

Nerissa is just A-chan

if one is who i think it is, shes trans.

The twins are canonically related to IRyS

>shiori is a capable leader
>nerissa is natsumi moe. Her singing will be SOVL just like ame
>bluna is beryl(notice the gem) the singer of the group
>the twins is the ggn twins. Fun fact, the pink girl would have wanted a separate channel for both but cover said no so they've bite the packaged deal for that sweet sweet holobrand. Internal tension is all time high between these two.

>>54224562
They all have boyfriends.

>>54224562
Omega is in EN3

>>54228747
That's not a rrat, that's just reality

all of them are moderately to very talented white/asian biological females

holy mental illness

>>54224562
One of the twins will be way more popular than the other. The underdog twin will be who /vt/ loves the most.

The twins are just one hard working streamer playing two different characters.

>>54227100
i can confirm this anon is correct

>>54224562
They will keep making nijiniggers and vshitsowers seething and dilating (take this thread as an example)

>>54224562
Content farming thread

>>54229118
The same as Hololive trannies and phasecucks.hahhahahhah hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha

They will all be beautiful seiso angels and bring ruin to the rest of EN. UnicornGODS will feast.

>>54228747
And they're all me.

>>54224562
The twins are the same person in the same vein of Fubuki and Kurokami.

He's going to host the next Reddit meme review.

1 will collab with males. The others are too afraid because of schizos

>>54229229
>this is a real post
>someone sat down
>use his/her brain
>ended up making this

One of the riggers
>https://twitter.com/keffiy

>>54224562
itt actually stands for "its taco tuesday", in which, today IS taco tuesday.

ALL of them are not virgin (also applies to 100% of holoen)

>>54227369
That's what you think.

>>54224562
The Twins are actually Twins irl but they are not GGN, instead they ran a normie Twin sister channel that got decently popular and applied to EN3 100% for the simpbux.

They'll be the most hated ones form the get-go because they're the opposite of what this board wanted them to be and in the end the twins shall become the first holos to have a Nonomura Ryutaro style breakdown on stream.

>>54230136
yeah, I made sure of that

>>54224562
An ex-HoloCN will redebut in EN3

>>54227133
I hope not. Like we need TWO MORE ESLs in EN

>Raven is a fan of Kronii
>made her model to be like Kronii
>joined Hololove just to find Kronii's location
>her plan is to either marry or kill Kronii

You think the criminal theme is a motif but they are actual criminals and they are serving their time to pay back for their crimes by being vtubers for all the victims they wronged.

>>54232265
>Hololive has began recruiting from prisons
The wagner arc has begun

>>54224562
EN3 will be a mixed gen, in that they're all males using female models.
So that it won't be awkward having male x female collabs anymore

>>54232116
If you do your reps you will realize why they aren't actually ESL

>>54232410
soon they will march to yagoo house

>>54224562
EU/UK gen

>>54237407
>EU/UK
>in Hololive
Yuros don't give enough superchats or watch enough streams. Yagoo would rather get another Aussie for an EN that streams on JP compatible time, and the rest are going to be Americans or Canadians. You might get 1 Yuro girl if you're lucky, that way she can collab with Kiara

>>54227897
>Holo hiring yuros
Now that is schizo

>>54227100
Shinri is from /here/. Coincidentally he's also said he isn't big on collabs in general. "I have my own pace on streaming"
He knows and won't do it.

>>54227320
Look, there's a limit to how far you can go with a rrat

What are the odds one of them is Nina/Zaion?

>>54237867
you know that the aussies in hololive don't stream for aus/jap times right?

>>54239433
Just goes to show you that NA is too strong of a region for Holos

Kiara made a request to management, no new bird themed holo to keep holotori idol group limited to 5 members. New holo en has a musical Raven.

>>54227339
Vesper and Magni ARE the new girls

>>54224562
All of them will be living in North America or Japan, and Eurofags will be seething about it until EN4 comes out in three years (in which case they'll be seething about the lack of Euro girls in EN4 instead).

I am dating all of them.

>>54224562
Raven is Magni who has come out as trans. I hope you will all support her on her journey.

>>54237867
>Yuros don't give enough superchats or watch enough streams
But how will they if there aren't any streams to begin with? Cover should get at least one more EU talent along with Kiara to slowly increase Hololive's presence in Europe.

Ravencroft is determined to mog Kronii

this one will be differently abled (retarded)

>>54242434
Because the girl they have in Europe is the least watched girl in EN despite having absolutely no competition.

>>54224562
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella
https://twitter.com/kosekibijou
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en

>>54242834
If there's only Kiara, there's no variety. But if there's Kiara and another girl, then you have a choice.

>>54242434
>Kiara streams for peak EU hours
>gets lowest CCV of Myth
>Japan, US, and Taiwan make Yuro supa numbers look almost inconsequential
IIRC even Canada gives more in supas than any EU country, that says quite a lot about Yuro viewers and why Cover doesn't prioritize them over the money maker that America is.

>>54242834
That's because it's Kiara, not because she's yuro. She also started when she lived in Japan

>>54224641
I can't believe i've had sex with a real hololive chuuba.

>>54243481
Imagine if the US, Japan, Taiwan, only had 1 vtuber that isn't particularly charismatic. You would have the same situation as in EU: low numbers and few superchats.

>>54224641
Ravencroft is Natsumi Moe (Raven Manor)

>>54227100
>homobegging with Shinri
What do you call this

how did nerissa get leaked early on? i saw her name floating about before

>>54245353
Schizos searched raven manor, found it in the youtube result and saw the channel desc

>>54244681

Being real for a moment. How high are the chances that one of them is Natsumi Moe? She said goodbye on her channel just a couple months ago. After all she was a big name and her and the Eilene group have always been friendly with Hololive.

>>54224562
jenny nicholson is in, she hasn't posted a video in months, her fans are degen foot fags and she streamed a few times. she makes shit like someone's rm did

How did some get leaked early, also who are they?

>>54246614
So a vtuber with autism? Standard.

>>54227100
This the the most faggy EN3 rrat I've heard yet.
Newsflash if it's a tranny, its still a fucking male who would be collabing with the girls. It would be the death of Holo.

>>54224562
I am the mastermind behind the twin characters. I proposed the concept a few months ago, but everyone thought it would be boring and I'm an idiot. Laugh now, I win. Hahahahahahaa

>>54247371

>>54224562
Haachama was sent to a psych ward with chronic dissociative identity disorder(multiple personalities) and the only way of treating her was to have her debut as two new different vtubers, Haato as Fuwawa and Haachama as Mococo. Thus fulfilling her dream of finally becoming EN holomem and maybe one day curing her multiple personality disorder. I was informed of this by voices in my head btw so it's true.

>>54224641
Koseki Bijou = Ayane Hylo
Nerissa Ravencroft = Nina Kosaka
FUWAMOCO = Gogo Nippon Girls (Makoto and Akira)

Nerissa is a slavic name.

She possibly is a russian speaking en member.

Do you understand?

>>54224562
Koseki Bijou = Ayane Hylo
Nerissa Ravencroft = Nina Kosaka
FUWAMOCO = Gogo Nippon Girls (Makoto and Akira)

>>54231681
And too Hololive is going to come back to Chinese market trough Taiwan.

>>54245328
A fag hag?

>>54232618
This right here too. Two females. Part of ex- Hololive China.Nina. And Tree men.

We have our first tummy hort
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1684048101668163585

so which one of these is beryl please tell me she's in

>>54239358
A little chance. But I don't know.

>>54225175
>1 troon
Don't joke about that. I would unsub from all of holo if they ever pulled that kind of shit.

I WILL NOT HUFF THE HOPIUM
I WILL NOT SET MYSELF UP FOR DISAPPOINTMENT
IT'S TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE SO IT WON'T BE
I WILL TAKE MY MEDS

>>54250838
AI voice changers are pretty good and hololive is just a testing ground for cover's R&D department

Whats the diffrence between a Scholar and a Archivist? Open your eyes Anons.

GGN is in, but not as the twins

>>54239358
she's busy redebuting with a new cyberpunk model with strong feelings about corpo vtubing, so 0 chance.

>>54250865

>>54250706
>can't be the twins
>can't be Nerissa
>could be Shiori but the model would be super unfitting
>could be Bijou
It's possible

>>54247068
If the tranny is HSTS it’s fine

>>54251185
It's not Bijou either

>Twins is a ventriloquist playing two characters
>Loli baba is the singer of the group
>Raven girl is the "gamer"
>Grey/black hair is the grey Lamy that was promised

500iq rrats

>>54251346
elaborate

>>54249240
nina barely knows how to sing
she was taking lessons but burned out
Shiori is the only possibility for her, honestly
If Vshojo gets a new member it'll be her though

>Kronii 2.0 is korean
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1684047921279537152
inb4 she's canadian as well
didn't a former NijiKR that also lives in Canada and speaks fluent english graduate this year?

>>54251522
one of her first followers also follows one of the recent graduated candidates, the mermaid girl

Watch the loli be Kana.

>>54249240
>Created by Shakespeare for a character in his play The Merchant of Venice (1596). He possibly took it from Greek Νηρηΐς (Nereis) meaning "nymph, sea sprite", ultimately derived from the name of the Greek sea god Nereus, who supposedly fathered them.

>>54246086
The only reason she's been brought up lately is because she closed down new invites to her discord server.

>>54251707
eww please not that one
she's really low quality for a holo

>>54224562
>Not a rrat
Nerissa’s is Ina’s Korean hire

>>54251738
Too menhera for yagoo

>>54250957
Latency is too high. I've fucked around with this tech quite a bit and even using a 4090 it's basically impossible to dip below 500ms and still maintain acceptable quality. You need some degree of lookahead so the neural net has something to actually work with. Unfortunately this makes it unusable in real time scenarios.

>>54251974
>Ina gets a third nepo hire
I would legit lose all hope for management if they let her pick another shit candidate after the last 2 failures

>>54251707
>"one of the" escape phrase
>she follows someone who follows someone else
this is weak.

After careful research (reading /vt/) I have identified the main candidates.

Bookworm Natsumi Moe
Jewel Beryl
Raven mom0ki
FUWAMOCO Travel Twins

>>54252128
third? who else besides sana?

>>54252286
>Jewel Beryl
already wrong read more and try again

>>54252485
Some people think she is going to idol and those people are Jews.

>>54232170
>her plan is to marry, fuck, and kill Kronii
>in that order
ftfy

>>54252599
I think it was actually Phase Connect but the joke wouldn't have worked with Phase.

WICH ONE WILL BE THE BIGGEST DORK

>>54224562
The go go nippon girls are the chosen ones. They will stand off against the likes of Mori, Kronii, Ame, and Bae in fierce hand-to-hand combat. After 7 days of intense bloody battles, the go go girls will stand victorious and reign in a new era of peace and CGDCT into the holoworld, saving cover from obscurity and bankruptcy.

whats the rrat on kiara hating beryl? please let it be good if its her

>>54253158
>having to ask what's the rrat about the Austrian hating the JEWel

>>54227100
based

Here's a few rrats.

- The twins aren't really twins, they're just friends IRL and pushed to be twins and eventually one of them will screw over the other forcing them both to retire.

- The Crow-ni clown is a nepo hire friend of Kronii's and Kronii pushed for a similar design so people will still think Kronii is relevant.

- The loli will be the most popular and steal at least 1/2 of Gura's fanbase causing Gura to get angry and to graduate.

>>54253520
>The loli will be the most popular and steal at least 1/2 of Gura's fanbase
for this to happen one of them would have to actually be a loli

This is a smoking gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6D1T4itr0Y

>>54243481

There is no EU market, period. It's not even just about Kiara being shit, but the fact that there are no big EU market vtubers out there. If there was a real demand, then there would be a ton of them out there.

>>54253885
there's already a ton of EU-friendly vtubers though
on Twitch

>>54253788
I can't imagine my goth wife having this squeaky voice.

>>54253686

Literally a smol, gremlin shitposter loli, but go okay.

She literally posted feet picks and this picture of her in crocs, she's coming in hard for Gura.

Shiori is Latina

>>54254660
if only her model looked anything like that

>>54237867
>Yuros don't give enough superchats or watch enough streams

Because everyone streams at 2am euro time you stupid nigger

Reminder to check for the rrats that gets deleted. They are the true ones.

>>54253788
I can't think about /lit/ girls without being reminded...

>>54251092
>same pose
>same color pattern pink and blue
>even same fucking color eyes
>the onl difference is that the left has now long hair and the right has short hair
BROS?
ARE THEY...?

>>54229071
What was the troons previous life?

>>54243481
>Kiara streams for peak EU hours
I don't really follow Kiara that closely (because she sucks), but doesn't she usually start before EU prime time? I'm pretty sure when I get home from work and Holodex, she has usually already been streaming for 2-3 hours.

Meanwhile on most days, there is literally no streams between like 20pm and 23pm EU time.

>>54224562
One of them is the retired OG vtuber "demon lord zeraxos" and the other used to be known as "greyleno"

>>54253885
At the pace she is going, Rin will beat all of Council to 1 Millions subs, despite debuting over a year later than them.

>>54224562
ALL of them are Mori nepohires.
They will each release an EP within one year of debut.

>>54227339
>>54227133
The twins are Vesper and Magni

>>54252128
Sana was a "failure" for graduating voluntarily? She had big juicy tits, wasn't fired, there were no yabs. She cultivated a loving fanbase, released the best EN original, and she had some of the longest Council streams (8 hour member stream, 12 hour Kirby stream) before her hiatus. The only failure is that of Cover's for not being able to convince her to stay

>>54224562
Shiori is Latina right? Her last name is Novella so that's got to be something

>>54227100
The first one is likely going to be true because people these days don’t hate or like someone because of a reason, instead they work backwards and fabricate reasons to explain why they like or dislike someone. They’ll support her and her identity because they like her voice and say she’s a based tranny who doesn’t collab with tempest. Everything in the modern age is spectacle and glorified football

It’s literally okay when hololive does it.

>>54242768
God I hope so.

>>54227320
Look, rrats are supposed to be at least somewhat believable.

>>54256741
Even after all these years on 4chan, you guys never fail to make me go, "Why the fuck are you like this?"

>>54227100
>>54229071
>>54253487
>>54251184
Nijinigs really are obsessed

>>54244681
>had a paid-only discord server
That must be the reddest flag I have ever seen. A disaster waiting to happen

>>54260510
Even a hololive tranny is better than any nijisanji talent. Nijifags will always be a laughing stock of the vtuber industry. They will never live down the black company allegations

>>54224562
theyre all very cute

>>54259266
No, I will block the tranny after telling them they will never be human and then anti them until graduation, but Hololive isn't Nijisanji and won't pull this shit

>>54260931
Wrong, all trannies deserve death for betraying their bodies and hacking themselves apart like maniacs,

>>54261064
Explain Kronii's genderfluid right now.

>>54261171
Most mentally stable nijifag. You will never be a real vtuber company.

>>54227667
If you got rejected by Phase Connect, you shouldn't even bother applying to Hololive.

Ravencroft will be part of the holotori gang and is a Kiara nepo hire. She speaks multiple languages, such as French and Russian.

>>54261171
Go back to your containment board, >>>/pol/

>>54224562
One of them is a man, or even worse a tranny

>>54261950
Don’t worry bro they’re winning hearts and minds by yelling how they want to butcher, torture, and kill their political opponents. They definitely aren’t making the same mistake the SJWs were making a decade ago in going too schizo

>>54227320
>one is personal friends with EvaXephon
I actually hope she shares stories.

>>54261056
no fucking way

>>54250976
Scholar is synonym to student, while archivist is like librarian, but even more autistic.

>>54261842
Russian? cancelled

>>54262103
>"go back to pol"
>replies with unrelated trauma dump
Literal NPC with a fixed dialogue tree lol

>>54262382
All you say is
>tranny
>slop
>goy
>woke
Nigga you aren’t even an NPC, you’re a fucking town signpost, always saying the same shit

>>54262382
>>54262651
esl hours

The twins are actually just one streamer with schizophrenia

>>54262651
you should try reading out the words you are replying to before typing. helps out a lot in a conversation.

>>54263158
Why? You’re always there to read them out for me, and always kneeling and sucking my cock

Gura was teased in Hologra
Bijou was teased in Hologra
The Hologra team is behind everything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaKSDxyIcj8

>>54228712
retard. if you wanted to connect someone with the goblina it's the loli.

>>54224641
>he just retired from his job
>now has loads of free time
holy shit it makes sense. and he used to be in a band back in the day.

>>54227339
they're on hiatus because Cover knows they wouldn't be able to control themselves

>>54263218
did you get your humor from binging amy schumer comedy specials

>>54263843
I got my humor from having sex with your mom

>>54256866
they just decided to stand in opposite places

>>54224562
They are all SEA

>>54256866
Don't forget one is flat and the other isn't.

Qrd on suspected EN3s?

>>54266033
Most people who quit recently and the twins because twins.

>>54266033
all me

Fuwamoco engages in twin paizuri with me

>>54253885
euros are spergs, they are all on twitch and euro girls make good money there vtubing.

Actual rrat: one of them has the keys to a nuclear weapon but I won't say who.

>>54242834
lmao, imagine for a second if the situation was reversed and it was only Kiara in the US with everyone else in europe. Do you really think US viewership would be high? Would you want to watch Kiara? Be honest now.

>>54229002
You can't reject your contrarian blood

>>54269149
Oh God the fanart will be glorious

One of them is Yugo

>>54271135
Y*go is still actively streaming

>>54271986
fuck. is yugo still menhera?

>>54269653
She will become death, destroyer of worlds

>>54224562
- The rest of EN are realizing they can't sit on their asses anymore and just rake in views and cash due to new, energetic girls coming in
- The jealousy will fuel them to boost their streaming hours and kawaii chat interactions massively
- The new EN girls are unlike Council. They know why they're here. They know how to be vtubers. They are going to absolutely mog everyone except Gura, IRyS and Fauna.
- The fans win because we have old talents finally giving a shit and new talents who will be very active vtubers from debut

>>54272068
obviously

>>54258712
She stunted her growth by taking too many early breaks which may or may not be her fault. Her personality was okay, but her model was shit, accent was thick, and she couldn't sing.

>>54224562
It took them this long to release EN3 because they wanted to clear out the massive backlog of Holo3D models and related activities (live concert, showcase, hologra), and they want them to debut really close to the beginning of their 3D idol activities to help boost their growth.

>Twins barely speak english, will end up mostly doing JP streams and collab with JP girls instead of EN
>Nerissa is a korean ina nepohire, won't last long and/or only stream by themselves to a small niche audience
>Psychopath will pretend-menhera, be obvious after a while they actually are
>Cute loli will pretend to act cute, drop the act eventually, both her and Shiari will be yab as fuck and doom the gen almost as hard as tempiss

Also it's funny how gura came back to semi-regular streams like a week before this dropped, clearly wants to keep her relevance in front of the new Buzz Lightyears.

>>54256741
This is one of those thread screencaps that always makes me laugh like, but then immediately afterwards makes me feel bad.
It's like they understood it was wrong to do but did it anyway.
Reminds me of vtuber fans in multiple ways actually. Imagine all /here/tubers reading your sexual fantasies all day long.

>>54274183
How's Mysta doing my Nijinigga?

>>54227339
One of them buttpregg'd omegalul and they're trying to find out who the father is.

>>54224562
they're in

>Raven forces an edgelord voice/persona for exactly two weeks before giving up
>Jewel is going to have the most grating baby voice in all of hololive
>Crazy eyes is a chain smoker
>Twins are AI TTS piloted by one person

>>54224562
Kronii said she would graduate unless all of EN3 was played by men

I don't get all the anons saying nobody streams EU hours. The JP girls and ID girls streams on great hours for EU. From early morning to late afternoon. If one cares about EN girls you can just go watch some twitch streamers and get the same experience.

>>54278457
Holochuubas are the only stream content I consume anymore precisely because twitch and twitch culture are a cancerous cesspit. I just want to watch someone play video games and enjoy them, without THANK YOU SO MUCH CUNTMASTER69 FOR THE 30 BITS every 2 seconds, or talking about drama or politics or whatever the fuck.

>>54224562
>all accounts were created in May 12
I know two YouTubers who stopped doing things at April 12 exactly.

One of them will be Italian

Fuwamoco will be played by only one chuuba.

Gen Centers/Leaders (e.g. Ame, Bae) will always be a 2view in their previous lives.
Shiori was a 2view in her previous life as well.

>>54280682
and how will one person control two models without it being extremely obvious it's just one person switching between the two, even switching between the two would need some kind of custom set up and would be tedious during streams, particularly gaming and if she forgets to switch even once the whole illusion's ruined
it's two people

>>54282051
Did you ever see Kitboga?

>>54282118
yes and kitboga isn't trying to maintain some illusion he is multiple people to the viewer, infact he straight states how he's tricking pretending to be different people to trick scammers

>>54282402
He can play 2 people pretty convincingly.
It's just a rrat, don't take it this seriously

>>54282402
POV: in this case you are the scammer

>>54282446
SIRS
SIRS
DO NOT REDEEEEEEM
fuck your mothers bitch

>>54224562
this is the only rrat that should give everyone pause. they are coming in at a time when hololive's future is questionable. i feel sorry for them. if holoCouncil had been in Myth's place, and holoAdvent came when Council debuted, they would have had a fighting chance. but with the economy everywhere shitting the bed, they are going to experience, at minimum, a tough uphill battle because they won't see the same level of earnings as the other girls, simply because of timing.

>>54227100
>tranny
>she
Oh yeah, like a male that hates males and will only collab with females will change any hearts here.
Kill yourself, freak.

Guys I see a certain parrot on youtube say rrat alot but I dont really know what it means, as this is a thread about rrats I thought it would be a good place to learn. What is a rrat?

>>54281624
proof?

>>54284360
go back or lurk for 20,000 more years before posting newfag

>>54229002
its sad but this will be true

>>54272273
this is a little too rosy imo. bae already works harder than anyone in council, but will burn out because of it, and is too prideful to prevent such a thing. i can see kronii going into panic mode because of her multiple breaks last year, one which seemed rather questionable, so she's currently attempting to milk her simpbase. mumei is doing what she can given her circumstances. fauna prioritizes her cat over hololive.
fans will not necessarily win. if the new gen has even a single member like sana or kronii, then it's already finished before debut.

>>54282904
Nah. I think Advent has it easy because they don't carry the baggage of Myth and Council. People are looking to them as the saviors Holo EN who are hopefully going to get it back on track after it was horribly derailed by Omega, Tempus, no-streams, and yabs. And the state of the economy doesn't really matter. If they're good, the money will flow.

>>54227369
He just graduated from your life

>>54284723
yes sir :'( I am sorry for bothering you sir! Have a nice day.

>>54285293
>And the state of the economy doesn't really matter. If they're good, the money will flow.
>economy doesn't really matter
i guess the male simpbase is purely made up of gigachads and paypigs with truly secure and stable incomes eh?

>>54285425
Yes this isn’t new

>>54285425
>i guess the male simpbase is purely made up of gigachads and paypigs with truly secure and stable incomes eh?
Correct.

>>54285425
I'm sorry you're poor anon.

>>54285540
Don't be sorry for us we are getting a free ride! Its just like that movie parasite I have never watched... in that we are parasites.

>>54285459
>>54285479
there's a day coming when when SC and merch revenue will dry up, despite the oh so secure wallets of the simps, because the wallets depend upon a healthy economy to continue being filled with simp bucks. so unless you think things are fine right now globally, which they aren't, then i do not see a case for your hubris. but oh well, the ones who will get burned is gen3, because they're coming into the current economic shit show. you'll just shift your attention elsewhere for entertainment.

>>54229024
the twins are actually three different streamers who rotate between the two identities

>>54285620
As long as you're happy, that's what matters.

>>54224562
One of them is actually a neural network but its not the one you think

>>54285736
Nuh uh, I have like $50 in silver coins. The internet tells me I am future rich, something about how you order food in the new world I wasnt paying much attention

All the girls masturbate

>>54228723
>>the twins is the ggn twins. Fun fact, the pink girl would have wanted a separate channel for both but cover said no so they've bite the packaged deal for that sweet sweet holobrand. Internal tension is all time high between these two.


this i kind of buy. when you're an indie you're splitting $200 ad revenue for your channel it's no big deal. but when you're on the holobucks, they're not going to pay you twice for your channel if you're two people. two channels with a couple hundred thousand subs is better than one.

>>54286719
yeah, to me

>>54286829
how do you know what the pink one wants, are you some kinda color based psychic?

>>54286829
They weren't indie anon...the entire channel was one big mangagamer ad.

For the love of God, give us a hag!

>>54287070
yes

>>54287076
less than 20k subs though.

>Nerissa Ravencroft
>175cm
>Nina Kosaka
>175cm

>>54227100
>if you don't like tempus you're a tranny who hates men!
Cope

>>54224641
Fuck, my Dad just retired...

Do I get his rig in the will?

>>54227320
Anon you REALLY need to take your meds, this level of rrat-posting just isn't healthy.

>>54288888
checked

>>54246614
Gura?

>>54224562
One of the girls of EN3 was in auditions with Gura years ago. They bullied Gura behind the scenes to the point of causing the crack in Gura that would later be the shatter point last year. Gura thought she managed to get away from her after passing her auditions and the bully failing but now that girl is back and in EN3: that's why Gura's been so quiet about the reveal; Gura knows one of them and is scared and hiding; possible Gura got moves made on her against her will by the bully.

My rrat is that fuwamoco is NOT the GGN girls and as their debut approaches they're getting increasingly nervous about letting everyone down

>>54245853
But there were pictures of her title card going around before the video went live how did that happen

>>54224562
I just want Beryl. Don't care about everything else.

>>54224562
half the gen will be japanese americans and their oshi is coco kaine

>>54224562
the one with the best GFE will be the one who will got doxxed immediately and had over a hundred boyfriends
you will forgive her because you're gamer enough to understand grinding for EXP is important for leveling up skills. you're okay being the 10,000th boyfriend

>>54293053
Only 10000? Not a gamer. Cringe.

the en3 secret yagoo DOESN'T want you to know

>>54224562
The twin doggos will drop hints at something this December, and will not subtly at all debut as 3D idols in japan in late spring/early summer 2024, leveraging all the audience they build this year.

>>54293130
10k is very optimistic
people are predicting ccv to drop across the board in EN because they are spread even thinner now (after the first month or so)

>>54293053
This is what cuckoldry does to a motherfucker's brain

>>54227339
I have a schizotheory that they are the ones training them.

The twins are for loving
The rest are for rough sex

>>54272273
>>54285044
Honestly all they have to do is 3 streams a week consistently and they'll be leagues ahead of myth and council

>>54294110
No, the twins are for one holding me forcefully so that I can't run while the other destroy my pelvis.
They'd take turns of course.

>>54224562
Pomu as the first double corpo idol

>>54285293
>People are looking to them as the saviors Holo EN
*as the savior of western vtubing. A lot of oldfags left thanks to vwhorejos and nijiEN. I think this is going to be their last chance of giving en vtuber a try.

>>54262200
Wait really? One of the girls actually knows him?

>>54224562
Vox is coming for your oshis

>>54243600
underrated

>>54295710
He's more likely to have a mental breakdown and shoot himself for his rapidly falling numbers than go after anyone.

>>54295981
chinese teenagers finally got caught by their parents funneling money into the United Kingdom so Vox's supercha revenue went down?

>>54261174
Kronii's RM dropped the "genderfluid" shit years ago, faggot.

>>54261988
One of them is Jezza with a voice changer.

>>54252286
I hope Moe comes back, she was my first Chuuba and I loved her shit way back in the day.

>>54224562
Shiori is Poyo

>>54256741
She became a nude model, so yeah, all her innocence is now void.

>>54224562
>They're all good streamers and content creators with out prior yabs
>t.insider

>>54297379
Proof?

>>54285407
It's short for naRRATive

>>54297835
It's not porn stuff, I forgot how she called it, but it was something like "artistic nude" or something like that.
If you go ask /lit/, they will probably have the sauce on hand.

>>54227100
Can you provide evidence that they are a tranny faggot

What about HOLOLIVE AFRICA
KANGZ N SHIET

>>54285425
Yes, plus ones that have less good incomes but still devote an unhealthy amount of it to simping. Loneliness is more powerful than a little bit of red in your portfolio

Definitely won't fake that they are bad at stuff like Minecraft

>>54303977

>>54227667
IDK Plenty of people would rather stay indie than apply for small corpos. And Niji looks like a nightmare to be in and VShojo only hires friends.

>>54250838
Kronii…

>>54251707
>>54251825
Apparently her lettering is similar too.

>>54227100
Pretty standard for EN.
I believe it

>>54308374
Yeah the lettering comparison seals it.
It's definitely her

>>54224562
based on recent graduates I’m like 90% sure one of them is bound to start some drama eventually

>>54272273
It's already happening. Notice how Gura has been streaming more? It's because she's threatened by EN3.

>>54258610
>milky queen catching a break
Kek! Good one.

>>54227100
my penis big
your penis smol
simple as

>>54224562
The twins will be the strongest of this gen by far despite management's many attempts to shill the goth girls

>>54310893
At this point I think Milky Queen just doesn't want to be a full time vtuber, like she likes her coworkers at her normie job and Mai Princess too much or something, it's hard to imagine that Hololive hasn't reached out to her by now.
Or maybe Hololive just doesnt have enough Sonic perms to satisfy her.

>>54231391
>>54228723
holy shit who do i believe?? please let it be the ggn twins i want them back so badly. no other chuuba can do it for me

>>54256741
Missing the last part

>>54312483
holy fuck. whoever made that thread must have hated themselves