/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5422936
I will never forgive such a cute imagine now being associated with this kind of crap here, never.

Where are you getting the ammonia and nitric acid?

Pics of the project if you're not bullshitting.

>>5422936
Remember, she only drinks ringo juice when streaming. She prefers orange juice.

What's the long term purpose of this? To drink piss and pretend it's Suisei's?

Put me in the screencap

try drinking pineapple juice

>>5423050
Pic related. There's some semen in the mix as well, sorry about that. It's very bubbly because of 7 Up, which I used to simulate the presence of carbonated beverages in her diet.

>>5423344
OP here, here is a measurement of the project.

>>5423019
fpbp

>>5423344
>>5423399
>nothing from image search
Keep us updated anon

>>5422936
Why are Hoshiyomis like this?

>>5423344
>>5423399
b-based???????

>>5423399
>>5423344
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5423344
/vt/ was a mistake

And on this day in /vt/ history...

Ringo thread has entered a new stage

>>5423344
>>5423399
It's posts like this that make me really glad Suisei isn't fluent in English. If she knew what was happening here, she'd probably quit vtubing and move to a cabin in the mountains.

>>5422936
>>5423344
and I thought op was a girl until the semen mix

>>5423344
OP what do you plan on doing with this at its culmination? Preserve it? Drink it?

>>5423874
My plan is to smell the cup periodically during her streams. Drink rarely in sips so the mixture doesn't harm me.

>>5423874
package and export it to cover, so they can hand it to suisei

>>5422936
I support you OP, please let us get an update about this

>>5423653
new to 4chan(nel)?

add me on the screenshot

>>5423934
hot

>>5422936
why are chumbuds like this?

>>5424694
The goal is for me to visualize the pent up urine welling up as she streams. Or Suisei failing to hold it in and pissing herself. I ran a test during her recent stream with Pekora and Nenechi. While the scent remains incomplete it is nearing an ideal state, and I have made a variety of corrections to the project in the past few days. My dick was diamonds as I thought about her struggling to hold in piss while with Pekora and Nene.

>>5422936
Take your meds anon.

>>5423344
>>5423399
>search image
>no matches
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ringobros, not like this

>>5422936
-lsd schizo
-piss schizo
what is it that suisei have that attracts the schizophrenic?

>post flat beer
>get (You)s

>>5425055
exactly op. We need actual evidence that proves whatever is there is your actual piss.

>>5423344
>>5423399

put me in the screencap

Is this /vt/'s equivalent of the cum jar

>>5425556
no it's worse

>>5425556
no, this is /vt/'s DIY crystalblowing except there's no practical joke and nobody's laughing.
improvised chemical weapons are NOT funny and suzy would not be impressed!

been a while since someone posted some crazy shit like this, godspeed anon

>>5426577
In all practicality, it would be pretty funny if he decided to combine the mixture with bleach while not wearing any PPE.

so how will OP deal with the fact that male urine is different from female urine?

>>5425048
I've found that for a vtuber fan to be the most emotionally stable, you need to have them exist in a "stable state" level of GFE, as well as operate emotionally in a relatively stable way on stream and off stream
Lack of emotional stability can be compensated for with extra GFE
But too much GFE while maintaining emotional stability can often lead to unintended consequences, too much GFE and too little emotional stability will cause...problems, too little emotional stability with no GFE will cause the worst kind of schizos, and too much emotional stability with too little GFE will cause a negative feedback loop. If you can't tell, Suisei is the latter.

Your Holo needs to be well-balanced in terms of GFE and emotional stability to produce high quality, motivated, and grounded fans. They need to feel loved while still maintaining a drive to succeed. It's all about the balancing act.

>>5426954
Hormone treatment

>>5423934
You can't possibly be retarded enough to fool yourself into thinking your piss is gonna smell like Suisei's? I hope you die of an infection or some shit.

>>5427197
That's not nice anon, you should appreciate his hard work to smell his oshi piss

Post more pics, post ingredients, and other thing related to this project.

>>5427196
all you're doing is introducing one female hormone into a pool of male hormones

>>5427426
do you think the hormones are going to have sex when we're not looking

Post tutorials anon.

>>5427250
But it's not his oshis piss and it never will be, how delusional does OP have to be to think his piss concoction is going to be just like some 90 pound Japanese girl that he knows nothing about?

>>5427448
No, the urine is still male urine but now it has a female hormone, doesn't change much
do your biology reps

>>5427296
Guess what? He won't. OP just pissed in a glass and made up a story and anons are overreacting to that.

>>5427296
This is Unit-02. Identical to Unit-01, it acts as a "holding cell" for new urine as PH level is monitored and new things are added in. This is where I play God, ensuring the scent is of an ideal nature before I add it to Unit-01. As Unit-01 is near fullness, Unit-02 is acting as an overflow chamber until I dispose of some of the old urine. I will also give Unit-02 time to fill up a bit.

>>5423344
Fucking hell I love and loathe this fucking board.

>>5427587
>Unit-01 is full of piss
God dammit Shinji

>>5422936
you're a based-ass little bitch for this one, anon

>>5423344
Holy fucking christ. we truly are the next bronies truly a project to rival the pony cum jar.

what would suisei think if she knew about this?

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
Suisei might not appreciate this but we will

>>5427426
I didn't do my biology reps so i believe you it won't work.My other idea OP will kidnap a female and do the experiments on her, and when he perfected it, he'll drink her piss

>>5427520

Leave him, for gods sake, he’s a scientist.

>>5423344
nigga...

>>5422936
Never take your meds.

>>5423344
what the fuck

>>5427868
now you're thinking, but op should kidnap a japanese woman with a healthy weight

RISE SUDDENLY IN THIS WOOORLD
WOAH-OOOH-OOH-OOOOHHH-OOOOHHHH

>>5423344
>>5423399
i fucking love /vt/
NEVER FORGET THAT SCHIZOS RULE THIS BOARD

>>5427906
If op is American he can probably easily find some half bred jap woman, but he has to move for pure blood japs

>>5423344
>>5423399
put me in the screencap

>>5427587
>mad piss scientist anon
please tell me you've tasted it already, i couldn't be satisfied just smelling my magnum opus
also why add semen?

>>5423344
im speechless this is so fucking good

I made many of the OG ringo threads and I am starting to regret everything

>>5428127

He couldn’t control himself, it was just a lapse in the experimental process.

>>5428127
He said 'sorry about that' so it wasn't on purpose probably. I assume he got a sudden urge to piss after jacking off

>>5422936
I just opened a bottle of water and it's pretty much what I imagine her urine to be.

>>5427587
And this is Unit-03. The Titanic. Ignore the hairs on the bottle and the discarded blackheads on the wall. The Titanic will come into play either when both Unit-01 and Unit-02 overflow or when I perfect the formula for Hoshimachi Suisei urine scent for mass production. With this, I will have a ready supply of Hoshimachi Suisei urine for smelling and production for her streams. Initially Unit-03 was being utilized for a similar project involving Rushia, but I had a mental breakdown and postponed that initiative.

>>5428152
LOLOLOL I SURE DO LOVE DRINKING PISS IRONICALLY
>actual peepee schizos turn up, think that they're in good company
How could this have happened bros...

>>5428182
>Unit-03 was being utilized for a similar project involving Rushia
STAY AWAY FROM MY RUSHIA

>>5428127
>>5428176
I could not exercise restraint. I accidentally masturbated into the cup after piss sniffing during one of her streams. This was evidence to me that the scent of the mixture was nearing ideal quality, so I persisted with the project.

>>5428182
>Rushia
Once you've perfected the Hotimati formula, which other Holos do you plan to make next?

>>5423344
>>5423399
AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>5428203
When are we going to make threads about Nene kissing virgin anons ironically

>>5428182

Very interesting, Op. I have a question.

How will you tackle the issue of a dichotomy between scent and taste? You mentioned adding perfume to it. Doing so would change the smell, but also change the taste in a way that you can’t reverse. How will you achieve the goal of making it both smell and taste just like hers, if the process of achieving one reverses the other?

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
>>5428182
thread theme
https://youtu.be/RNciMFl-J04?list=PLZSOuNzzz5rz36AUrK3Z-NoX6wIFkNwaL

>>5428203
I would absolutely drink Suichan's fresh piss in a heartbeat, but you must understand that is very different from cheering on a schizo piss scientist as he attempts to recreate Suichan piss using his own

>>5428235
I have considered working on a Festival urine scent, but I am afraid emulating menhera eating and drinking habits to achieve the correct taste and scent would cause great bodily harm. As I am deeply invested in Hoshimachi Suisei I will be mass producing Suisei type urine for the foreseeable future.

>>5428222
Nice digits. I still have to know how it tastes.

>>5428222
Somewhere in Japan, Suisei is mixing milk with snot to approximate the consistency of her viewers' semen.

>>5428290
It says video unavailable. Guess we'll have to settle with the Bayonetta version:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xcOfTQvg48s

>>5422936
>>5428290
thread theme
https://youtu.be/X59yPeVk_70

>>5428260
It is a matter of balance. Initially the project was focused on scent, but I found myself drinking it after a few streams. Improvements had to be made to the flavor. I regularly dispose of old urine and replace it with new urine stockpiled aboard Unit-02, allowing me to ensure that the taste of feminine perfume does not become a problem that completely overrides the immersion of tasting the end result. I also added expired apple juice to offset this matter. I will be experimenting, I project the flavor and smell will be refined by the beginning of July.

>>5428405
>File name
Kek my sides

>>5428302
That's a fair point, the risk might be far too great.
>mass producing
Do you plan to export your concoction?

>>5428203
It was just supposed to be threads about seeing our favorite chubas pee, no one could've foreseen something like this

hi, this is Takanashi Kiara. Please stop posting your urine, it's gross and suisei thinks you're weird

>>5428540
shut up chicken and let us drink your deep fried piss

>>5422936
Now entering: Alchemy Laboratory
https://youtu.be/Q8jkyKXYvTY

>>5428290
>>5428382
>>5428405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdhPl1McB8M
>>5428414
with the angel attack music reading this feels so much more different

>>5428461
I intend to stockpile for future Suisei streams in the long term, so I may smell it while she streams. The piss becoming old is not too much of a worry. Addition of sugar, miniscule amount of 7 up/sprite/lime soda and new urine typically offsets this problem. In one instance I have deposited some of Unit-01's urine into a tea cup, fantasizing that Suisei had pissed into the cup. The fantasy alone made me rock hard. Piss can be like a fine wine, and you will struggle through it if it means pleasing your Oshi.

>>5428540
Oh look, Hololive's resident scat fetishist has arrived to kink shame OP.

>>5428595
Okay but what does Suisei's morning piss smell like

>>5428290
>>5428382
https://youtu.be/cjnLPgrKaV4

what the fuck why

Tell us OP, what are you drinking everyday and how much to emulate suisei's drinking habits? Apple juice, beverages and sodas(7up)?

>>5422936
Taking birth control will be important

>>5428653
uuh based puppy

>>5428653
Why not? Real scientists are pushing the boundaries

after this is done will you bottle it and use it as cologne?

WHAT. THE. FUCK

>I've been mixing my own urine, various perfumes and chemicals to make the perfect emulatuon of Hoshimachi Suisei's urine scent. I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink. I'm about three weeks into the project and have been strategically disposing portions of old urine, replacing it with new urine, adding slight touches of extra ammonia, expired apple juice (I suspect her urine would have a rather tangy flavor) and trace amounts of nitric acid. I estimate the project will be complete by July.

Okay, what the actual fuck?

>>5423344
>>5423399
incredible

Imagine if this was someone's very first visit to the Vtuber board after being linked to it on /v/ and is his very first impression of you people ever ha ha crazy right

>It is a matter of balance. Initially the project was focused on scent, but I found myself drinking it after a few streams. Improvements had to be made to the flavor. I regularly dispose of old urine and replace it with new urine stockpiled aboard Unit-02, allowing me to ensure that the taste of feminine perfume does not become a problem that completely overrides the immersion of tasting the end result. I also added expired apple juice to offset this matter. I will be experimenting, I project the flavor and smell will be refined by the beginning of July.

>>5423344
Oh god bros here we go again! Get your screencaps ready!

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
>>5428182

Is this what Hiro wanted when he created this board m?

>>5428677
While the world wastes its resources on useless shit like "cancer treatment" anon here is doing the work we all know needs to be done.
OP is a veritable Einstein, the Robert Oppenheimer of piss development

>>5428655
I have switched entirely to Japanese food. If it is not spicy, I make it spicy. I only drink water, orange juice and apple juice. I have removed vegetables from my diet entirely. I listen to binaural ASMR during some of her streams so that my body will be forced to adapt.

so this is the true power of /vt/?

>>5423399
I fucking hate you

but i can't deny its pretty based

>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
I knew this board would deliver

>>5423344
>There's some semen in the mix as well, sorry about that

>>5428796
How did 7up get into unit 01? Was it before the diet change?

>>5427906
Just kidnap the real one then if they really want to perfect it

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
/v/ tourist here
You are fucking disgusting
Seek help

What the fuck is going on it's 2am

>>5428861
But that's the real one, op trying to recreate it, like Frankenstein trying to play God

/v/ tourist here
Fucking based, changed my opinion of this board. Add me to the screencap kudasai

holy shit /v/ was not fucking kidding at all

>>5428866
The only help he needs is assistants to help perfect the formula so he can publish his dissertation and all we hoshiyomi can enjoy the delicious scents of suichans ringo

>>5423344>>5423399

What kind of autistic chemistry is this?

Thanks to your support, Unit-02 has grown. However, its color is not sufficiently dark enough. The urine quality of somebody that streams for hours at a time, even if they occasionally drink juice, is not expected to be of perfect clarity. Due to this, I will dehydrate myself so that the next urine load is darker and more pungent. After a scent test, a taste test will come. Then I will toy with ingredients.

>/v/ermin start posting reaction images
You're just jealous of our superior schizos.

This is the most 4chan thing to happen on this website in like around a year
good fucking work

>>5428971
Every time I think this place has finally fallen into Reddit reposts I'm suddenly proven wrong by threads such as this

OP this is really gross.

>>5428856
It is a placeholder for carbonated beverages she would hypothetically drink over the week. It generally isn't used in excess, just as a means to offset the old urine.

>OP this is really gross.

>>5423344
No, that's just apple juice.

>>5429001
I see, good luck with the project man i wish you all the luck

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
Finally, an interesting new project
Godspeed, anon

>>5423344
>>5423399
Come on man. Come on. Just... why are you people like this?

>>5422936

>>5423344
>>5423399
UUMMMMMM
BAVED?????????

>>5429027
>With foam and bubbles

>>5428958
I always thought Ringo was a joke

>>5426954
HRT

>>5422936
Do you play Granblue Fantasy?
My crew in it is currently looking for members.

>>5429112

It never is.

god is dead and we killed him

please explain the use of units 01 to 03

>>5426954
there's nothing that implies OP isn't an autistic horny girl who obsesses over a virtual persona.
if you think those don't exist or aren't here, you're simply wrong. it just doesn't matter 99% of the time since being a horny degenerate weeb who has unrealistic standards and fantasies is a critical stun to any human being. like op.

>>5423344
>>5423399
WHAT
THE
FUCK

Please keep this going and regularly update us

comet wouldnt approve of this

>>5429197
Unit-01: Urine product finalization. Experimentation with various substances to limited degree.
Unit-02: Urine overflow chamber / auxiliary experimentation.
Unit-03: Hypothetical future mass production stockpile unit. Formerly the Rushia piss experiment.

Unit-01 and Unit-02 are identical, while Unit-03 is a gallon bottle for long term storage.

>>5429215
>semen
oh wait i'm an idiot

I wouldn't expect anything less from you sexually frustated, clinically retarded, high functioning autists with a printed pillow for a companion

This is why white women need the BLACKED-cine
To stop the spread of autism.

>wtf

>people in the 70-80's:
>"Damn, can't wait to see the marvel of human evolution and technology!!'
>Human and technology evolution today:

Kek,OP you're a dangerous schizo motherfucker and thats why we love you anyway

>>5428321
Somehow I could see Marine doing that

>>5423344
That’s disgusting anon

As I remember men and women essence are not similar, you must be girl to make your result even similar to her.

Actual equivalent of a cum jar, possibly even beyond that, what the fuck

>>5427587
Urine reacts with the air, you need to keep it closed

>>5429105
Yes, shake up the apple juice before you pour it and it looks just like that

>>5429346
Exclusively by 4chan standards, cum jars are pretty mundane.

Actually based, oshikkochads run the world

So uh
Are you gonna sell it once the formula is perfected

>>5429348
Not to worry, I keep 01 and 02 enclosed when not showcasing.

Whang has been contacted

>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
>>5428182

Legend in the making

>>5422936
>apple juice
>he doesn't know
Should we tell him bros?

>>5429353
So what do you expect from him? You want samples to be sure it's piss or what?

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
cringe!

AHAHAHAHAHA

Good lawd lad.

I can't believe you retards are actually anticipating an update of this faggot's pee in a cup

>>5428182
>discarded blackheads on the wall
Aww, you tried to hard.

>>5422936
Truly, the Herpiss Trismegistus of our times, seeking the forbidden Pisslosopher's Stone. The modern Peeracelsus von Hohenheim, writing his Ars Urinica.

>>5422936
I don't even know if I want to be in the screencap or not

02-kun has grown. The color is darkening majestically. I will continue to dehydrate myself to darken the color and increase the pungency.

Is anyone else getting thirsty?

>>5423344
>>5423399

I wouldn't expect anything less from you sexually frustated, clinically retarded, high functioning autists with a printed pillow for a companion

This is why white women need the BLACKED-cine
To stop the spread of autism.

>>5429420
Ph test is the only way to know

>>5423399
>>5423344
/tv/, /mu/ and /v/ reporting in

>>5429388
What made you turn up like this. Did your father abuse you?

>>5429517
third time trying this post /v/tard?

>>5429517
Kek didn't you get deleted several mins ago?also at least crop it

>>5429499
how are you pissing so much? your last post was minutes ago. you cant be dehydrated enough for the color to change noticeably. you're bullshitting

>>5429353
Pretty much, pic related but it is apple vinegar, which is darker and fermented. I don't have any apple juice, but something like Mott's is going to be lighter and a bit less fizzy. Adding soda would make it fizzier.

>>5429420
Just take a picture of the piss or semen being extracted and link it via catbox or pomf. It would take a few minutes at most.

>>5429534
No. I simply demand precision and perfection of myself while developing the ideal Hoshimachi Suisei urine. Comet piss is my dream. You may be wondering why I named them Unit-01, Unit-02 and Unit-03. Evangelion was a major inspiration as I saw many of my struggles in Shinji.

>>5422936
>I've been mixing my own urine, various perfumes and chemicals to make the perfect emulatuon of Hoshimachi Suisei's urine scent. I have also been eating a rather Asian diet to emulate what Suisei would eat and drink. I'm about three weeks into the project and have been strategically disposing portions of old urine, replacing it with new urine, adding slight touches of extra ammonia, expired apple juice (I suspect her urine would have a rather tangy flavor) and trace amounts of nitric acid. I estimate the project will be complete by July.
>
>What have you done for your Oshiis?

Batshit schizo, based
Add me to the screenshot too, this is way to legendary

>>5429562
I drank quite a bit of water to prepare for my scheduled nightly fillings of the Units. It is a part of my schedule.

>>5423344

>>5429583
>Evangelion was a major inspiration as I saw many of my struggles in Shinji.

>>5427197
>>5427250
the mix of delusion here worries me.
Either suisei is just a person playing a persona, in which case he's trying to imitate 3D girl piss OR suisei is real but that would also mean her telling you she never uses the toilet because idol must be real. Just picking what is convenient shouldn't work like this.

>>5423344
based lunatic

How am i supposed to watch any suisei stream or clip after this thread

>>5429604
Then you are not dehydrated, faggot. Post yourself pissing right now.

>>5427520
I mean at the end of the day it's just fucking piss.

>>5429653
Dehydrating myself over the night to darken my urine is part of the plan.

>>5423344
This is the most based man on /vt/ Kneel before your king, fags.

>>5423344
>>5423399
Meds.

>>5429668
>>5429604
Bullshit unless >>5429572

>>5423021
you know that shit isn't illegal right?
just go down to your local walmart and look in the cleaning section.

>>5429668
What's the next step of your master plan?

>>5423344
>Pic related. There's some semen in the mix as well, sorry about that. It's very bubbly because of 7 Up, which I used to simulate the presence of carbonated beverages in her diet.

>>5429717
Filling this cup.

/a/ reporting in
I didn't think you fags could get any more insane

>>5429736
what digits to take a sip, anon?

I feel violated.

>>5429668
Whatever you say, LARPnigger. Literal minutes aftet drinking water is too short of a time to dehydrate yourself enough to see a noticeable difference in color. You'd have to spend days without drinking. How many bottles of vinegar do you have left? Enough to last you through the night and garner a few hundred more (You)s?

>>5423344
>>5423399
I-I thought it was a shitpost what the fuck

Are you a girl or not?

You can't emulate girl urine without girl.

Probably, your girlfriend will help you with this.

>>5422936
>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
>>5428182

>>5429736
https://youtu.be/O58Kat5yegI

>>5429775
>girlfriend

kek

SUISEI'S PISS UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

I unironically hope Suisei somehow sees this for a repeat of the Torta and the yogurt incident

>>5428414
>but I found myself drinking it after a few streams

You WHAT!?

Why isn't this thread pinned yet? People need to know

>>5429775
>Has a girlfriend
I don't think anyone will even agree to let someone drink your piss

>>5423344
>>5423399
this is still better than the majority of shit that gets posted in /vt/ daily

>>5423344
>There's some semen in the mix as well

this isnt ok

>>5429774
Obviously it's a pisspost, my dude.
ina.png

>>5427197
Based Watamelon poster

>>5429833
Beatani would approve it

пишy в эпичнoм

>>5423344
>>5423399
but why

>>5427792
She'd announce her graduation on the spot.
I'm readying a superchat now to tell her about it. OP deserves this.

uhhhhhhhhhh I'm from /v/ and all I gotta say is you guys are pretty fucking schizo but you're BASED schizos many keks have been had

>>5423344
>>5423399
You're mentally ill.

How many of you fags know about the /b/ dude who posts his cum jars every christmas

>>5429881
You mean "oтпиcывaюcь"?

>>5429765
Video related. It's me pissing into Unit-02-kun. I forced out this faint pissload to disprove your statement.

SUICHAN DOES NOT PISS

SHE IS AN IDOL WHO DOES NOT USE THE BATHROOM

>>5429970
>missed
LOL

>>5429970
what the fuck bro

>>5429960
бля динaх

>>5429775
No gf. Not a problem however. This is the reason I experiment with the urine to achieve ideal scent.

>>5429970
What the actual fuck, this is not okay...
Keep going please

>>5429970
...

>>5428182
what the absolute fuck

>>5429456
This was gold. Hahaha

>>5429997
>дИHAх

>>5429970

>>5429970

Anon, every time I think you can't get more mentally ill, you prove me wrong. I... I kneel...

>>5429878
this is too much even for her soda air filled lungs

>>5429960
>>5430023
how do I get a cute russian tako bf

>>5429970
>elaborately engineered holoslut piss
your aim is wack and holy shit that looks disgusting

Please tell down picture :(

>>5429970
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING KNEEL HOLY SHIT , BASED

>>5430029
>>5429993
I apologize for missing. I was low on urine.

>>5422936

put me in the screencap

>>5430032
show him your sopping wet cunt

>>5429970

I wouldn't expect anything less from you sexually frustated, clinically retarded, high functioning autists with a printed pillow for a companion

This is why white women need the BLACKED-cine
To stop the spread of autism.

>>5429970
You ancestors would be proud of you, attempting to piss in a glass and missing as you post it online.

Saw something about this posted on b. May God have mercy on our souls.....

>>5429970
Anon, that's absolutely disgusting.

>>5429970
this is all the proof i needed. God bless you anon and I hope suisei makes your death painless

>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
>>5428182
>>5429970
anon...

>>5429970
Wow, it's very impressive your piss manages to change color by the minute
>>5429499. You also made sure to make your penis completely unseen. This is totally legit and not some autist pouring random juices into a bottle.

/biz/ tourist here, I have no words. I have seen some fine shitcoin autism, but this almost UTV stalker tier.
Godspeed anon, you are what makes me come back to this website

>>5430086
>You also made sure to make your penis completely unseen
yeah let him just get himself banned when the jannies are probably only letting this exist in the first place because of what a shit show it is

>>5430062
This is the last thread I expected to break a buck in, but dang I ain't complainin'!

This is undeniably /vt/s finest moment. OP I kneel.

>>5430097
Ignore these shillers, what you need is $SUISEIPISS the new BSC-20 coin where the liquidity pool is tied to Suisei's delicious nectar

>>5429970
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR WE NEED TO STOP

>>5430033
>>5429993
leave OP alone he's trying his best while filming for (you)

This is going in the history books of 4chan, god speed anon

OP is a bit of an exceptional individual. Wouldnt surprise me if he also likes ponies

How many different people from other boards have come here for this?

"Holobronies" wasnt a meme

>>5429754
singles

>>5430179
/vg/ reporting in
any cute boy vtubers?

>>5430179
/v/ reporting in

OG ringo thread bros, how do we feel about the new life in ringo threads?

>>5430179
/biz/raeli here
what the literal fuck bro

>>5430179
/ck/ reporting in

>>5430179
/g/entoomen reporting for duty o7

>>5430211
Mashiro

>>5430179
/jp/ reporting in

>>5430179
/ic/ reportan

>>5430179
/vg/owg here

>>5429970

4channel was a mistake

>>5430235
I have been a long time appreciator of Ringo threads, they motivated me to begin the Rushia urine bottle project with what is now Unit 03 of the Hoshimachi Suisei urine project.

>>5430261
oh shit he's cute

>>5430179
I'd sworn off this board because of how toxic and Idolfag you can be, but now I'm back to stay. This shit is golden, literally.

And OP, I tip my hat to you. You're going to put this board on the map for 4Chan.
I'm fully expecting someone to send a superchat to Suisei telling her of your mission by her next stream. You might get a shout out, and maybe an endorsement. Or maybe I was right and she'll graduate herself on the spot.

toasting in ebic bread

>>5429970
Unfathomably based

>>5430075
I think your image will only encourage him

>>5429970
anon no

Don't tell 5ch about this

/a/non here, can someone tell me to LIVE after this seeing this fucking thread?

>>5422936

peak content quality

I never thought the cum jar guy could seen normal, but than I came here and read this. Congrats OP, you are a god among men

>the fans reflect their oshi
what does this mean now
what is suisei doing
what has suisei done

>>5430179
/vg/ here, you guys are doing great

>>5430290
That one picture perfectly describes why I love 4Chan.
I was there when on /b/ a guy decided to let quads decide what he does with a jar of his own cum, and quads said to cook it into an omelette. Then he gave it to his uncle without telling him.

>>5430301
>unit 03

>>5429970
wow

>>5430335
>Idolfag
This is the ultimate expression of idolfag love anon
this is what we have been gestating for
it begins with wanting to be her bf
it ends with piss alchemy

>>5430179
/mu/ here
I will write a song about the horrors I have seen today

Cheers lads

>>5423399
>>5423344

やめろ!!!!!!

NGA is here

>>5430399
MATSURI NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5430401
Who told 5ch what we're up to

I FUCKING HATE THIS BOARD KILL EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AND NUKE THIS FUCKING BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT NEVER FUCKING ENDS AND IT ONLY GETS WORSE I HATE VTUBER CULTURE I HATE VTUBER CULTURE

What is it about Suichan's piss in particular that has inspired such degeneracy?

>>5430412
the chinks dont love their oshis as much as we do

Hoshimachi Suisei urine project! My fucking sides !!!!!!

>>5430399
>The pubes in the glass
Obviously drawn by a true connoisseur

>>5430420
Ok Artemis

>>5430387
Yeah, this kind of love is what I enjoy.
What I don't enjoy is when idolfags hate on streamers who don't fit seiso to the letter. It's surprisingly common. Just look at any Vshojo post. They're not even supposed to be Idols.

>>5430401
konichiwats up my jap niggas I orewelcome you to our umami filled thread of holoslut piss

>>5430359

Do they really?

>>5430399
Based
>>5430420
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>she

so /vt/ really is just the new /b/ huh

>>5423344
>>5423399
This looks more like beer that stayed out for a while than piss tbdesu.

Hey newcomers
If you're new to vtubing or some shit or don't know much about Hololive and are waiting for updates from OP, I welcome you to watch this video for your viewing pleasure on how the women we watch are not as far from OP as you think
https://youtu.be/txm975xeBw8?t=290
https://youtu.be/txm975xeBw8?t=290
https://youtu.be/txm975xeBw8?t=290
Enjoy!

>hoshiyomi that dropped acid and recorded his audition for nijiEN
>hoshiyomi that drinks cumpiss
Like oshi you guys tryhard being degenerates on a degenerate mongolian basket weaving website

>when you dont take your meds

>>5430443
Thank you.
>>5430447
Yes, they do.

Why piss? Why do you like piss anon?

sweet jesus of nazareth what is going on here?

>>5430179
/a/ here. Kill yourselves

>>5430479
Matsuri is never an acceptable example. She lives outside the norm, and is a constant outlier.

>>5430436
>>5430451
You are in a FUCKING thread about PISS and SEMEN. SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>5430503
not piss
our oshi's sweet ambrosia

>>5430503
Any essence of a girl turns men on, look at OP

>>543051
After reading this thread, I realized there is no God

>>5430479
thats not the worst clip of her you can do better

>>5430493
im scared bros..
is this what's gonna happen to me if i finally lost it?

Alright OP, now film yourself drinking it or else you're a faggot.

>>5430531
Yes, still a step up from 41% chasers.

>>5430556
OP either created mustard gas from his own altered piss or got v& so the feds can use his piss to substitute drugs

>>5430493
ah, there's the "oshi reflects their fanbase" kernel of truth
gotta love it

>>5430301
Cheers OP. Hope you appreciate my fanart.

Unit-02-kun has grown. I will get rest, thank you. Later today, I will complete him and begin adding a slight hint of expired apple juice to begin. Hoshimachi Suisei urine project never rests. I will be ready for her next stream.

>>5423344
>>5423399
>>5427587
Anyone can take pictures of their piss and write fanfiction.
Instead of just posting pictures of your piss in a cup how about you show us all the measuring apparatuses you use (especially for PH), the ingredients you're adding, and maybe logs of what you ate too.
You said you've been meticulous about this. Pics or gtfo.

This is the final Yab. This will be posted to leddit or 5chan, where one of the Holos will see it.

>>5430579
Holy kino

>>5430594
imagine if chammers saw this and one-up it hahahahahahahahhahahhaahhahhaahah

>>5430579
kino

>>5430563
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak17kCS6RLU

>>5430594
If that one translated pic of anon overdosing on Adderall and sleep deprivation to find Pekora being posted on 5ch(that we know she goes on) didn't faze them, this won't

>>5423344
>>5423399
Why are chumbuds like this?

>>5430585
No words. Only piss.
>>5430579
KINO

>>5430579
kino af bravo

>>5430594
Will it survived leddit? this is disgusting by all means , it will be nuked in seconds

>>5430585
Godspeed

>>5430179
/m/ here, jesus fucking christ

>>5430621
damn I remember those days. That anon posted constantly about how his hallucinations were getting worse. Hopefully he's alright nowadays

>>5428730
GOOD.

>>5430579
Kek

Where are the 5ch bros when you need them?

>>5430634
>>5430594
without a doubt this will be posted on reddit or twitter, i think it'll survive guys

>>5430579
good work

>>5430634
put it to r/4chan first

>>5430179
/vr/ here. Feels good to know there's people more fucked up than me.

>>5430654
He wanted to hallucinate about Pekora, it was too late before he started.

>>5430531
1) so are you
2) i'm not the one doing it
3) even if I did, being a piss sommelier is more of a personality than 'im gay lol'
4) me being here does not make this shark a woman

>>5430594
If we all raise our hands to the sky, we can summon Risu with our energy

Accept this, tree rat of nonstop nutting, our final yab

>>5428182
As a fellow ringo connoisseur I would recommend an upgrade of Unit-03, if I undestand correctly it's purpose is to be a future stockpile/mass storage unit, if so a container made of plastic isn't recommended for this, I'm just an enthusiast but I believe the properties of urine exposed to the plastic material would corrupt your mixture's purity, thus I believe this stockpile unit should be replaced by a glass container, multiple one if you are not able to find one that equals Unit-03's capacity.

Another suggestion I have for your is that Unit-03 is storaged in a refrigerated environment. I can understand that you would prefer a ringo mixture that's on room temperature to simulate Suisei's freshness and the fantasy that she produced it herself recently, but leaving it in this kind of environment for a long period of time would alter it's properties, potentialy corrupting any mixture you create. If you really want the experience of it being "hot" and "fresh" you could create another Unit, one with the purpose of preparing your mixture for consumption, a smaller container were you would pour some of your ringo and let it slowly heat by itself before any of Suisei's streams.

I hope your venture is successful my daring friend.

>>5430585
>Unit-02-kun
>him
I didn't think this schizo could get more schizo but here we are.
Keep doing the devil's work Anon, I'm with ya buddy.

>>5430703
That fact that youre even trying to justify a piss thread is all I need. Heres more Artemis just for you