/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>54177539
No. I want my threesome fantasies with twin fox girls

>waiting 2 years for EN 3
>two girls with almost identical design sold as twins
They were lazy huh

>>54177615
>They were lazy huh
They weren't lazy, they were cheap.

Imagine.

>>54177539
Whats wrong with puffy vaginas? Turbovirgin btw

>>54177539
but I love puffy vaginas

>>54177539
Polka, FBK and these two are getting a unit

>>54177928
why? do FBK and the clown also have puffy vaginas?

>>54178083
More than likely. Polka 100 percent likely.

>>54177539
source ?

>>54177539
A puffy vagina is a good cushion when i piston my cock

>>54177539
I wasn't going to, my eyes are already set on another one.

>>54178224
I noticed it during my routine virginity check I gave the girls that cover requires of all new employees

>>54178340
Wow, thank you, Dr. Honey.

Least pointless /vt/ thread
Why should I give a fuck about what their non-existent vaginas look like

>>54177539
>imagine not having an oshi by now
are you people so fickle that you'll switch to a new gen everytime?

>>54177539
>Do not oshi these 2. Trust me, you don't want any of it. The pink one has a feminine penis

Fixed for a better reaction OP

>>54178829
How many times do we have to tell you that none of these faggots watch VTubers?

They're hags?

>>54178829
>>54179239
how do the new girls get fans if not by cannibalizing the old ones? Haachama lost a lot of her EOPs when myth came out. One of the faggots was bitching about losing fans to tempiss.

>>54178829
Only For ENFags that uses oshi as common as toilet paper.

>>54179817
>One of the faggots was bitching about losing fans to tempiss.
he was bitching about losing paypigs to tempiss but he was proven wrong since the paypigs income didnt start to suffer until tempoop

>>54177615
It makes perfect sense if it's "them"

>>54180597
>yfw it isn't them, but since achan monitors /vt/ they are currently in the process of hiring them and the actual girls who were going to be the twins are going to debut in 6 months as an IRyS type gen

The two fanbases will have some of the most rabid antis and unityfags, the antis will assert that "the other twin" is no good and a whore, while the unityfags will aggressively push the idea that it's one fanbase for both twins and antis are outsiders from a niji discord they will be partially right

>>54181600
I’d shit myself

>>54177596
Actually, Ame called them doggies, so, who knows...

>>54177739
this

>implying the twins aren't two femboys

Puffy nuts maybe

>>54179239
Only having one oshi is signs that you are a Parasocial freak. DDDs stay winning.

The fuck is a puffy pussy

>>54178829
Don't look at me, I still only watch Myth.
Council didn't have anything interesting outside of SEX VOICE and she turned out to be boring anyway.

>>54178829
The opposite, I just enjoy streams, my wallet been up to be taken by a girl but so far none did it for me.

Maybe I'm just not meant to simp

>>54177539

>>54177539
No. I want my threesome fantasies with twin fox girls

>>54180597
Who? Not looking for roommates, just past lives.

>>54177539
You say it like it's a bad thing. More importantly, do they have puffy nipples to go with it?

>>54187041
It will be after while I play with'em

>>54187451
Great.

>>54177539
The only way they will be my oshi is if they both do GFE, and are okay with sharing. Now that I think about it, twin GFE would be fucking amazing.

>>54177539
Shut the fuck up and post pink's tummy

>>54177539
>They have puffy vaginas
nice

>>54177539
I can tell you that those twins will be at the back of the generation. The twin shit isn't going to sell well

>>54186988
GGN, if you haven't figured it out by now. They were cute real sisters, i hope it's them they were comfy.

>>54190104
A twin gimmick is something that nobody else in Hololive has. If you don't think it's going to be buff you're retarded.

>omg it's "THEM"
If judging by their obnoxious fans here is any indication, I hope not.

If it's not them I won't even fucking care at all

>>54192917
The GGN girl were good. The travelers have become annoying though. Maybe when it's not them this time, the travelers will just follow to their real idol project.

wait, are they actually twins(or sisters at least) or is it just advertisement?

>>54193149
I wouldn't be surprised if the "twin" thing is a misunderstanding and they'll be treated as 2 separate entities that are only related in lore so they barely actually collaborate. Watch it be 2 random 2 views who've never even interacted before hololive

Let's say that they share the same channel, would it be a good idea?

I'm partly wondering if the twins might be the same actor playing both of them. That'd be a pretty interesting bit.

>>54177539
puffy vagina vs your penis length erection 10.04 cm (3.95 inches)

>>54193440
Haachama finally reached her dream and become EN

>>54177539
Fortune Cookie needing to be opened? I'll take that as a challenge.

>>54193657
Did she ever do simultaneous dual-persona streams? I never really watched her much.

>>54177539
You'll be lucky if one isn't a male with a voice changer

>>54193725
in her prime years
it didn't work so well in the end as we can see

>>54177596
First post BASED post

>>54188124
HO?...

>>54177539
>They have puffy vaginas
Was this supposed to turn me off?

>>54192250
Isn't their English too bad for HoloEN? Sure Kiara has accent too, but she is at least fluent in the lanuage

>>54197395
Not everyone has good taste

>>54192250
Their english was almost on Haachama level so no.

>>54197598
Apparently it was just kayfabe. Their first language is English

>>54177539
Don't believe in OP. Trust me, you don't want to know his background. His father is a pedo and his mother is a whore

>>54184528
I like council more than myth, but only really watch Gura because Bae and Mumei have too big a flaw.

>>54199506
>>54197598
GGN twins were faking being retarded and can speak english fine. Also Haachama speaks english way better than she does on stream. She purposely nerfs her english to appear cute. Its why haachama has better english in collabs with ENs than in solo streams

>>54190104
They have the least attractive designs.

>>54203843
one of the designs is a fucking kid

>>54205029
So considering /vt/'s taste, that's doubly damning

>>54200155
>>54203546
Any proof for this?

>>54177539
I won't oshi anyone in EN3 because they're all cocksleeves in waiting
None of these girls are save for gachikoi until Tempiss is mass-graduated

>>54203755
Haachama HAD better english, but it regressed a lot.

>>54205401
not the twins, one of the other designs is luna 2.0. The designs are twins, luna 2.0, mori 2.0 and kronii 2.0

>>54206198
any proof I only watch Gura?

>>54178829
Imagine being mentally ill enough to have an "oshi" instead of watching all of them.

>>54192250
wtf is ggn

>>54177596
One is a tanuki

>>54208388
Sorry, meant to reply to >>54203755

>>54205029
out of ten

>>54203755
I would like any proof for both of these statements please, for both Haachama and GGN twins

>>54177539

>>54208644
go go nippon

>>54209227
The details were revealed to me in a dream.

>>54209227

>>54209667
thanks

>>54177739
They weren't cheap. Incase one doesn't stream, the other will.

>>54209597
>hairclip + -
>boobs - +
The balance of the universe

>>54210470
>I'm not pettan! you big COW, hmmmph~!
I see now

>>54209886
If you read text transcripts of Chammer's eigo it's on par with A-Chan or Lui but the Haachama voice makes it sound adorably goofy.

>>54212307