/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

My wife

My wife is cute.

Pochifeet1
Pochilove1

I love my ghost busting wife.

Perfection.

love the clown, but love a healthy sleep schedule better

Still dripping from that momo stream

Riro is cute!

>The asmr vtuber
>Not a single good asmr stream

My wife

>>54067770
Pochifeet2
Pochilove2

In an attempt to further automate these threads beyond a point of normal ritualposting, here is a threadshitter speedrun:

>*insert offhanded stream comment/tweet/maro* It's so pokoing pokover pokobros I can't believe poko poko'd us
>This is an immense betrayal of my love for Poko who I definitely watch my fellow Fandits this is like when we all stopped watching Yuko...
>Why are Fandits like this?
>Why are Boobros like this?
>It's been 5 minutes since _____ streamed or answered a maro she hates us and is burning out bros...
>Why are _____ like this?
>Boobros are raiding the thread again...
>It'd be a shame if someone sent _____ a mean/concern/bait maro, a real shame, no one should do that, especially me I would never
>Generic cuckpost
>It's over it's so fucking over I can't keep watching _____ anymore I have to drop them...
>Why isn't _____ streaming 8 hours a day 7 days a week doing live karaoke where she juggles flaming chainsaws while picking locks with her feet, fucking uncreative lazy whore
>She hates us...
>Why are _____ like this?
>Stop calling me kiwi raid seamonkey threadshitter I giving valuable criticism you all just yesmen
>Why do /we/ hate Juna again, bros?
>Does he know about... you know... that?
>Has anyone checked the Cat tracker?
>Generic cuckpost
>qrd?
>Why are they trying to make money? It's seriously so offputting that you brainless simps would give these jew whores your money when I have to do this all day for a $5 steam gift card
>I can't believe *insert whale* abandoned _____ bros you aren't donating enough...
>Why are _____ like this?
>Rin is RUINING Idol bros oh my god look she just interacted with a MALE can you believe that????!??!1!
>boobros.jpg
>Bros I think we need a split you aren't reporting my posts enough...
>Please don't forget that Coni is a pickme who kills puppies for fun in her spare time anyway I have to get back to streaming thanks bye
>Generic cuckpost
>Why are _____ like this?
>I liked Idol when they weren't nijishojo EN western whores but I'm also really scared that Katta won't get permission to goatse herself live on stream (it's for her anniversary)...
>_____/Roca sings better than Roca/_____
>Her body count is probably higher than I can even count, like at least 2 digits...
>*insert obvious threadshitting* Explain/Elaborate/Why?
>@everyone please remember to blame _____ for the threadshitting
>Sorry Idol member I believe is reading the thread, but I have to drop you for/cheat on you with _____
>Okay but what about Yuko
>Okay but what about Gura

There, you may now proceed with a normal thread.

>>54067893
I am confident she will go back to her roots

Fuyo is GFE

>>54068034
Fuyo is my fleshlight

>>54068034
NO

I want to be milked by Poko until I cum dust

>>54068034
yea mine

>>54068034
Yes just not as GFE as Momo

>>54068067
NTA but she is.

>>54068097
proofs?

>>54067782
I think that was because of the niji collabs

>>54068122

Momo need this as her 2nd outfit.

>>54067893
I think she really needs to move out. If she gets a laptop maybe she will rent hotel rooms to do ASMR or something.

I think that simple thing is whats keeping her from even trying really.

Precious and beautiful pink thing, Riro!

Momo intimidates me... I've become afraid to use her chat so I'll never get a gift memba again...

I hereby announce I will fuck momo's mouth

>>54068122
Just watch her and you will understand.
She isn't on your face with it.

>>54068058
Great Fleshlight Experience

Headpat Riro!

Momo bum

I love my cute clown wife more than is healthy

>>54068480
does she honk when you push her nips in?

my gf

>>54068546
one day I wish to tell you that answer but for now we go to the gym and wait

>>54068264
Praise the Riro

>>54068300
Momo is harmless

I have fallen for Momo...

>>54068712
Yuyu

>>54068034
thanks for your input fuyo

fuyo has a fat ass.

>>54068712
wanau

last thread was very productive. we've concluded that ASMR content isn't a thing since literally everything is ASMR. that means momo is already an experienced ASMR content creator since every stream so far has been an ASMR stream. very eye-opening stuff. taking it further, every piece of content idol has ever made is ASMR. is this the first 100% pure ASMR company?

I love Momo and I love Poko, I just hope both of them can forgive me for flirting with the other. Every other girl can hate me, I dont give a shit.

friends

I will never understand why Momo likes the Yokozuna body type

I want to sniff Coni’s feet

>>54068178
I fucking wish. If she got a gyaru outfit I would actually die cooming. She did say she likes gyaru fashion so theres a chance.

>>54068745
>Momo is harmless

>>54068034
Only during ASMR streams, which isnt how actual GFE works at all.

give me fuyo date ideas, i may draw her in the future

>>54069165
I agree.

>>54068042
She was never a GFE chuuba lmfao, she just had a small cum arc after the parasocial fucks arc to try and redeem herself for that fuck up.

A.S.M.R. =
A - achieve orgasm
S - sperm exiting my penis
M - my God I'm gonna cum
R - reach climax

Educate yourselves before posting!

>>54067829
Wipe your cunny fuyo

>>54069213
fuyo peeing into my mouth

>>54067969
NTA but I never thought she was amazing at it. Mostly cause BGM in ASMR irritates me.
If she moved out and got better asmr conditions that may change

how was coni torture stream?
i was busy but to be honest i expected some fetishization of pain but clicking through it and looks like a dono batsu game of sorts?

>>54068034
Green Fleshlight Experience

>>54068178
I love mesugakis so much

>>54068905
proof?

>>54069482
someone catbox this unbeliever

>>54068068
I want to milk poko

>>54068034
fuyo loves us and we love fuyo

>>54068178
Roca needs this is her second outfit...

I still wonder how this clown even broke into our room.

>>54069377
It was Coni torturing herself by eating the worst food items known to man while playing a standard indie horror game where speaking into your mic alerts the monster to your location.
She threw up 30 minutes into the stream because people kept on donating.

>>54069221
Considering she was the first NijiEN to fall into 2view status and didn't even manage to recover during the flood of males I'd say she fucked up and is a dumb bitch

>>54068745
heh

>>54068034
She is for a certain someone just not for her chat

>>54069007
>Yokozuna
Is Momo a chubby chaser?

>>54069247
Well said

Big fan of asmr corp

>>54069617
yuyu is so lucky

A hopeless romantic all my life
But still haven't kissed a girl one time
I guess I should take it as a sign
(Oh why oh why, oh why oh why)

I'm feeling lonely, oh I wish I'd find a 'chuuba that could hold me
Now I'm lying in my room, so skeptical of love (say what you say, but I want it more)
But still I want it more, more, more

I gave a second chance to 'chuubing
And now I'm out here simpin' Pochi
Oh the way she makes me feel that love is so real
Pochi is the one

I look at her twitter every day
I see how she feels and what she ate
Waiting around is okay
Been watching her streams since November
Guess loving's as good as they say

Now I'm not lonely
Oh, I've gone and found a 'chuuba that can hold me
Now I'm lying in my room
So focused in my love
But still I want it more, more more

I gave a second chance to 'chuubing
And now I'm out here simpin' Pochi
Oh the way she makes me feel that love is so real
Pochi is the one

(oh, oh, oh)
(Pochi is the one)

Hopeless man was seeking
Someone who will share this feeling
I'm a fool
A fool for love
A fool for love

I gave a second chance to 'chuubing
And now I'm out here simpin' Pochi
Oh the way she makes me feel that love is so real
Pochi is the one

I gave a second chance to 'chuubing (Hopeless man was seeking)
And now I'm out here simpin' Pochi (Someone who will share this feeling)
Oh the way she makes me feel that love is so real (I'm a fool)
Pochi is the one (A fool for love, a fool for love)

https://files.catbox.moe/0ik5lw.mp3

succubuscorp

Anyone who says Fuyo isn't GFE is lying to themselves.

>>54069377
She gagged a bunch and puked in the first half, then from there it was pretty much normal horror game with some zatsu, since the punishments that were actually bad got cut off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skz9odeewpc

>>54069284
wish i was her

>>54069104
Despite people trashing her rigging early on, I really love the octopuss-like quirks in her eyes and mouth. Almost any still frame of Momo is reaction image worthy.

>>54069737
not even a frumbo bro and this is correct, Fuyo very clearly loves and relies on her lucky charms and wants to be there for them.
If that isnt GFE nothing is.

>>54069772
Why are you gay?

>>54068034
She can be cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFA09M4PRqU&t=8383s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiN44YUBQ6k&t=18024s

>>54069377
I had to leave when she baited 1000 for anchovies and peanut butter couldn't handle the cringe.

>>54069213
shopping with fuyo and she puts on a skirt thats way too small for her big ass and she's embarassed

>>54069800
Everyone who actually watches her knows that's the case.
She once asked if she is GFE and literally no one, not a single person in chat had the balls to say ANYTHING.
Then she asked it second time and people were just lying to her.

>>54069799
People only trashed her furry snout, which was fixed after 2 days

Millions

>>54069989
I told her yes
because she is and knows she is

>>54070002
BILLIONS, even

Endless debut newfag here. Honestly curious if the other girls (apart from yuko, rin, and juan obviously) have gotten more openly parasocial or gfe since en gen 2.

>>54069634
Unironically, yes Momo is.

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/110192082

>>54069799
rigging was only really an issue cos of how fucked up it was on debut

>>54070103
No, they're the same as they've always been

>>54070118
Me in the back.

>>54070103
Yes, they're different than they've always been

>>54070002
One in a krillion

>>54069995
>t. didn't watch the stream or read the thread
Her head tracking was damn near reversed in her first stream

>>54069535
Roca gets this.

>>54070158
>couldn't last 10 rounds
pathetic

hello, pochi wanmaru is my wife. thank you.

>>54070118
ahg ooggg ooo ooo ahahh ooh aaag RUFF RUFF AWOOOOGA!!!!

i will fuyo irl

>>54070118
>not masturbating until the callous buildup on your dick lets you easily last an hour
Weak boobro.

>>54070362
this is me but with yuyu

i do feel like fuyo has been less GFE as of lately. like after her members maid ASMR.

Fuyo isnt GFE, stop lying to yourselves.

>>54070118
I'm surprised I lasted more than one round with Yuyu's tight vicegrup cunny

Coni is GFE

>>54070447
>>54070469
go back you two

CLOWN TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB35KcJ6fek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB35KcJ6fek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB35KcJ6fek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB35KcJ6fek

another shitty asmr from coni

Anon is GFE

Oh no, Coni's gonna make me cum, isn't she?

>>54070118
UUUOOOHH Yuko TToTT

>>54068178
Denim short-shorts are literally the most SEX piece of clothing. They look amazing on anyone from a stacked hag to a budding loli.

I will rape poko's little stocking clad feet

>>54070541
>>54070560
/jidf/ in a nutshell

>>54070542
Proof?

>>54070469
This is Fuyo.

>>54070491
This but unironically.
I love when she gets excited about sharing her music with us.

boof bros rise up

>>54070542
Did you have a good day today, sweetie?

oh god

>>54068178
fun doodle idea

>>54070240
This is acceptable attire too!
Damn thats hot

>>54070679
nice

menace asmr>coni, she was way more lovey dovey as menace

>>54070679
My cock already hurts why do you want to hurt me more?

>>54070654
Glory to the gains

>>54070740
kys pl nigger

>>54070696
fat ass

>>54070679
Damn, did you just doodle that? Pretty good

>>54070585
Not on chubby girls though

https://twitter.com/YureiYuko/status/1683297512365633537
Yuko...

>>54069213
eating icecream with fuyo at the mall and some of it got on her face :3

>>54070740
Somehow yeah. But I think she is warming up to her new audience.

>>54070679
nice

>>54070868
imagine the braps

>>54070542
Is this why Anon acts like such a catty bitch about other women, they're being possessive of me?

>>54070679
absoluteled based

>>54070868
Who puts ice in their milk?
I bet when she makes me cum she will quickly put in a glass with couple ice cubes.

>>54070936
calm down fuyo

>>54070679
one doodler dies and another takes his place.

>>54070876
>:3
fuyo...

Reminder that PL posting is the same as dox posting as per the board rules

>>54070868
Just imagine the beautiful symphony her ass is making after a single glass.

>>54070679
Excellent

Reminder most of the board rules are fucking retarded and jannies are worse than the police

>>54070868
uh.. how is that weird?

>>54071039
rules only matter if someone enforces them

>>54071094
yuko...

>>54070542

>>54070740
that's normal, we've just met

>>54071092
Jannies usually only care if you say something mean about their race

i think coni wants to make me cum

>>54071094
lmaooo nigga puts ice in his milk

>>54071173
I really like saying mean things about THEM though you know who I mean

Whats Coni intention with this ASMR premise...

Im trying to relax to Coni asmr but gura screaming is making me hard again..

>>54071263
Penis stimulation and baby making

>>54071263
This is more returning to her roots I think shes been jump started.

Man I thought it will be horror asmr...

i'm going to cry

speaking of Fuyo, she spent her whole day off watching streams, what the fuck.

>>54069213
The classic summer festival shot: kimono, a big smile filled with love, fireworks in the background.

>>54071421
>she spent her whole day off watching streams, what the fuck.
That's normal.

>>54071402
I know! Isn't this great! I am going to cry

Momo made my penis cry, Coni will make my heart cry
Idol corp is perfectly balanced

>>54071094
Milk is a drink that has to be refrigerated at all times, so is already cold when poured, and gets gross if not drank immediately, so should never get warm. Ice cubes accomplish nothing but watering it down.
That said drinking milk regularly past the age of 12 is kinda just weird in general.

>>54071420
>>54071449
what's wrong with you guys

>>54071511
>Milk is a drink that has to be refrigerated at all times
this is false, you can store it at room temperature if it hasn't been opened yet.

>>54071564
I'm going to cry

Riro come home...

>>54071604
carnie baby...

>>54071511
>That said drinking milk regularly past the age of 12 is kinda just weird in general.
i feel the same but i don't even know why. i loved milk as a kid but now i almost gag at the thought of drinking it

>>54071581
holy retard....

>>54071511
I drink a ton of milk as an easy meal replacement
I can't be bothered with cooking real food

>>54071581
Only if it's Ultra high pasteurized. Otherwise that shit spoils at room temp, eventually.

>>54071511
>>54071662
Im 28 and I drink milk regularly

Coni...

milk makes me poop

>>54071743
>Only if it's Ultra high pasteurized
that's literally every milk in the supermarket unless you're like leaflit who believes in some gov conspiracy about pasteurization.

>>54071769
Rirocons are the strongest fanbase after all

>>54071805
we know yuko

>be Euro tard
>wonder why way more and more people are becoming lactose intolerant
>leave milk out unrefrigerated for a month
OMG GUYS I GOT SICK!!!!

>>54071805
proof?

>>54071847
t. ameritard armchair microbiologist

>non-milk drinkers in the thread
SEA has woken up I see

>>54071958
i can hear the tears poured into typing this post

>>54071511
>That said drinking milk regularly past the age of 12 is kinda just weird in general
I swear, you people must try to be this weird. Or this is some weird cultural thing from who knows what country.

>>54071962
Please don't be racist towards people of color just because they can't drink milk.

>>54071769
based white anon

>>54071955

>>54071511
I´m 24 and I drink milk everyday, it's part of my breakfast
>>54071608
Nice

>>54071805
Don't worry Yuko, we love you logs and all.

>>54071581
This is only true for aseptic boxed milk which isn't the main way people get their milk packaged in most countries
Leave a regular carton, plastic gallon, or bag out for even a couple of hours and it's no longer safe for consumption

>>54069213
Cinema date with fuyo and she fell asleep on your shoulder

>>54072076
I will and you cannot stop me. Milk is the necar of the gods

>>54072110
>isn't the main way people get their milk packaged in most countries
in civilized countries that's how it's done my friend, try leaving the jungle.

>>54071805
If you are serious then you might have lactose intolerance. I drank milk just fine for years but like three years ago I started to get stomach problems whenever I drink or eat anything with lactose. It sucks.

>>54071820
Nah, the stuff in jugs that they keep in the cooler at supermarkets is just HTST pasteurized and needs refrigeration or it will spoil. UHT is the stuff they sell as shelf-stable. It'll be in a carton with a bunch of layers.

oh shit, I thought we werent going to get Coni kisses, I kneel

You guys actually don't drink milk?

anyone want some of my boymilk :3

>>54072076
The Japanese managed to power through their lactose intolerance why can't other non-whites do the same?

>>54072085
>>54071769
Based fellow milk enjoyers

I'm scared to ask but is drinking milk past babyhood an Ameri an thing?

>>54072209
I'll drain you of your entire stock :3

>>54072224
>why can't brown people commit to something
I don't know.

>>54072197
i stopped drinking for 3 years and now my tummy hurts every time i drink more than 100ml

a couple weeks ago I went to chug the last of the milk in the jug and despite being a week before the sell date it somehow curdled and the chunks instantly shot down my throat and I nearly puked solely out of reflex

anyway on topic I'm gonna cry

>>54072157
>says man living in a Muslim country

>>54072197
there are tons of stuff you don't drink or eat. why don't you?

>>54072076
I will smash skulls of those who will not pass the trial by milk

>>54072318
try again retard

>>54072254
Our dairy industry has a very powerful lobby that convinced everyone that they needed milk or their bones would crack in half. It was easy to do back in the 40s when everyone had nutritional deficiencies.

>>54071740
>>54072051
>>54072085
Here in the first world, we adults, drink whey powder with some form of plant milk or water for easy protein. Just admit you live in a trailer park or Mexico and move on.

>ending the night with ASMR
>Maros are being answered again
Life is good

>>54072406
it's not a myth that milk is nutritious lol. there's a reason babies drink it.

>>54072410
amusing post, homosexual nut milk drinker

>>54072406
It also tastes good

LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE YUYU

>>54072254
Only if you're poor

>>54072363
You are brown.

Ah, yes.
The milk thread.

>>54072448
Yeah, but you don't need it if you eat enough other stuff. That's why we're the only species that drinks milk past infancy.
I still think milk byproducts are fucking delicious, but I just can't stomach a glass of milk is all.

>>54072439
Good timeline.

>>54072439
aviel the savior

This is the Coni asmr I will come back to

>>54072510
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Coni will drink my milk

>>54072410
You sound like a huge faggot. lol

>>54072507
no wonder you have the worst takes, you're always wrong.

>>54070868
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI4MdxlMVzo

>>54072470
what's wrong with nut milk :3

>>54069377
was kino
https://www.youtube.com/live/REvOhWE7Lzk?feature=share&t=2220

>>54072470
I prefer oatmilk actually
Enjoy your gyno tits from the hormone laden cow water tho, faggot

>>54072615
cute!!!!!!!

>>54072596
this is the good stuff, its just like her pl, I am appeased

>theres retards in here that doesnt drink milk normally
Might explain why theres so many low quality posts all the time.

>>54072625
My thoughts

this might be my favorite coni asmr so far

Idk why youd drink nornal milk when fairlife chocolate milk has better marcros across the board
unless youre a poor third worlder

I might be retarded but I just saw twitter, why the fuck does a vtubing company need a social media person? What? So they can retweet shit? Lmao feels like a waste of money..

>>54072615
>>54072686
what happened to milk2.png

>>54072601
You sound extremely poor and insecure. Hopefully you're a Carnie because the other girls really don't need you around.

>>54072787
we hate 2% milk

>>54072730
their mental states are as fragile as their milk-deprived bones

>>54072782
Gotta fill all the meme positions so they are real company

>>54072779
>chocolate milk

I only put milk in my Clusters.

>>54072787

>>54072936
what do you have against chocolate milk?

>>54072779
this is the only milk worth drinking

>>54072782
considering we have at least one autist that gets genuinely assmad that the idol account doesn't retweet things, yes evidently

coni walking into the territory that makes me annoyed now
>noooo people really care about you i promise
they literally don't. stick to more general affirmations pls

>>54072803
Okay little fag deprived of calcium, you can stop crying now.

>>54072936
you can pretend you are too old for it but youre just a cringe faggot whos lying to himself (herself?)

>>54072974
strawberry is better

>>54072987
fatty

>>54073003
are you me

>>54073003
i care for you

>>54073003
i care about you, anon...

>>54072936
Chocolate milk is amazing. I'd drink it all the time if it wasn't so high in calories

>>54073003
I love you soooooo much

I like juice boxes too, chicos.

>>54073003
This shit makes me want to blow my brains out just to prove her wrong

Hey guys I'll brb can you watch this for me?

>>54073003
I'm happy you're here with us. This place wouldn't be the same without you

>>54072129
>>54071421
>>54070876
cute!!!

>>54073220
I'd post the follow up but I don't want to be banned by a rule that has overstayed it's welcome

>>54073220

>>54067898
The model is sex. This fanart captures it. But her personality isn't the same as a bratty sultry devil.

>>54073003
Affirmation in general sucks cuz its all lies.
The vtuber does not give a shit about any of us. We are not their friends, so all the affirmation is a joke to me. Now degrading, that I can believe and get hard to.

>>54073003
yeah, never understood the appeal of these particular affirmations
either they're true (and you don't need to hear them) or they're not true (hearing them just makes you feel worse because you know they're not true)

especially annoying when they start going into how hard you've been trying and how you deserve a break
I'm not trying at all I'm grinding maplestory while listening to cute girls whisper in my ear all day
I wouldn't be here if I tried hard in life

I can't drink milk ever since I became an adult, lactose intolerance sucks fucking dick.
At least I can eat cheese, but is not the same.

>Yuko says or does something stupid
>Both her fans and anti's endlessly shit up the thread
Seems anybody with Yuko on the brain is the worst part of idol

>>54068178
Not a single one of them would not improve by making them much sluttier than they currently are.

>>54073177
not long ago I got in a nostalgic mood for Juicy Juice boxes that I drank a ton of as a kid, and I went to look at them in the store and then I read the nutrition label and that shit has more sugar in it than fucking soda does

>>54072987
>twice the calorites
>50% less protein
no thanks

>people have fun
>anon seethes about Boo Bros
amazing

i wanna drink milk out of yukos belly button

>Anon ITT don't drink milk
Idolbros should really try some choccy milk... It makes you happier I promise!

>>54073406
Same. I never expected to get that shit, and I dont remember the last time I drank a good ol cup of milk.
I used to love putting milk on my ice cream, but cant do that anymore...

But what about choccy milk with ice cubes in it?

dont click, hardcore trigger in here

>>54073431
I'll make sure I don't read the nutrition label when I buy capri-sun next time

>>54073077
Milk should always be treated like an occasional dessert. Are you a projecting fatty yourself or the sort of gymcel that can't eat something without incorporating it into your meal rotation?

>>54073077
Momo loves the yokozuna

>>54073390
>>54073402
This is meant for women and faggots.

>mfw heartbeat asmr

>>54073413
yuko stopped being relevant to the milk discussion 100 posts ago

Hello, I went to the store and bought some chocolate milk
AMA

>>54073667
are you a cute boy

>>54073624
I freeze capri-suns so that I get a nice cold treat for dessert

>>54073177
Juice is often worse than soda and half as satisfying

>>54073667
Are you Fuyo?

I want Coni to affirm my penis size

>>54073515
if i sip any chocolate milk my tummy hort...

This is affirmations are so fake, I cannot take her seriously, she cares first and foremost about the fact we give her money, our well beign is something they rarely think about above surface level

>>54073722
nyo
>>54073729
of course not fricker i am Anonymous cant you read the name?

>>54073402
I just accept I'm not the audience for it and tune out when it starts

>Momo is the slutwife experience
>Coni is the wholesome experience
How the turn tables

>>54073754
holy esl

>>54073667
How is it?

I enjoy knowing that I could easily break the bones of anons here that never drink their milk.

>>54073754
sounds like someone needs a tall glass of milk

>>54073515
i use it instead of water in my protein shakes (double chocolate-flavored) for more calories and protein, does that count?

>>54073220
My clown is drowning, please help

>>54073754
gonna cry?

>>54073813
kek

>>54073390
>>54073402
Anons... Who hurt you?

>>54073807
yummy yummy in my tummy

>>54073825
lactose intolerant anons in shambles, milk drinkers win again

coni sounds like a chill person who takes shrooms occasionally

>>54071962
I drank milk with literally every meal I had before I moved out of my parents house. I didn't touch it for another decade until I needed some for a recipe and ended up drinking what was left over. It made me so gassy and my stomach so loud that I thought I had become lactose intolerant for years until I started buying milk regularly when I rediscovered my love for sugary cereal. Maybe my body had to get used to it again? Dunno. It doesn't make me gassy anymore.

>>54073901
she's just like me...

>>54073901
she is an artfag so it isn't outside the realm of possibility

We're coming up on the hour mark time for stream to end

>>54073255
no u!

why is no one mentioning drinking milk every day because they put it in their coffee?

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
LET ME BE LONELY AND MISERABLE IN PEACE AND JERK OFF ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!
THESE WANNABE LIFE COACH SPEECHES WERE ALREADY ANNOYING AS M*NACE AND THEY STILL ARE NOW
SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND GIVE ME MORE KISSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>54074001
Change and grow as a person

>>54074001
she just wants what's best for you anon

I listen to asmr for my heart and my tinnitus. Coni does it well

>>54073996
I think coffee is yucky wucky

>>54074001
anon go to the gym and drink some milk holy fuck

>>54073457
see:
>>54073629
You can in fact consume something on the rare occasion, as a treat, without making it a regular part of your diet. I know you hyper-autists can't understand doing anything outside of habit and repetition but it's true!

coni's kisses are good, I like it.

>>54073996
I use coffee creamer

>>54074001
This, kinda. I just want kisses and ear licking, no need for affirmations.

rate the stream

>>54074125
awful awful awful

>>54074196
8/10

>>54073996
The only way I'm putting milk near my coffee is if I'm making cappuccino

>>54074125
This is the most disgusting shit I've ever tasted.

>>54074217
you dont drink it by itself you retard

>>54074196
Pretty good, I like my oshi's more but Coni has some serious skill at this.

>>54073996
I didn't fall for the scam of discount socially acceptable meth and do not consume coffee

>>54074196
9/10 way different than what I thought it'd be from the title, a little short for my taste but good triggers throughout

>>54074125
>>54073996
I don't even drink regular coffee anymore I just drink whatever this stuff is
it's probably giving me multiple forms of cancer

My friend has a Yuko tattoo

Coni peut être mon clown pour toujours, et je sourirai pour elle aussi longtemps.

>>54074111
I wish we could get more Riro kisses, I still can't recover from those kisses after she killed my ears in the soft karaoke...

>>54074217
>>54074308
this is the average milk anti....
you arent supposed to drink it by itself you add like a really small amount to your coffee you idiots

>>54073578
Buy lactose free milk. Costs more but no tummy hort.

>>54074398
Over 20 hours in paint.

>>54074398
is your friend single?

>>54074398
I want to put duct tape on his body and pull

>>54074398
how much did he pay for it

>>54074398
that's definitely Azusa from K-on

>>54074398
record him jumping up and down

>>54074422
I remember that I had the sound on max at that moment... but it was worth it

>>54074398
Thats a pretty shitty tattoo..
Based though

>>54074445
that shit is 2% milk

>>54074196
That was very comfy, shes really good at positive affirmations.
Also I like crickets instead of BGM

>>54074398
how you gonna lift heavy and pose for a pic but not finish unpacking after a move

>>54074809
Why even call it milk if its only 2% milk?
who do they think they are fooling, i hate that everything is just replaced with fake substitutes now a days?

>>54074001
Anon.. improve yourself before its too late.
Do you wanna be in your 50s and lonely without children or friends?

>>54075029
>Do you wanna be in your 50s
NTA but nope, I am planning on killing myself before that.

>>54073003
>tells me I smell bad
>think "I don't smell bad"
>remember that I got drunk yesterday and haven't showered
It's like she knows where I live and watches me sleep.

which idol art have you fapped to recently bros

>>54075173
yuyu

To the glory of lady Poko

>>54075029
jokes on you, I'm probably not gonna even make it to 40

>>54074809
it's worse than that actually

I miss Poko

>>54075029
>He isn't planning to die before 40

>>54074398
put a hoodie on him and go to town

You know, besides Nene from PKG these hours were very absent of asmr. It's weird that EOP vtubers never thought to monopolize nighttime in the west, creating a weird situation where most asmr streams are morning-afternoon for westoids.

Which Idol girl would you unironically marry and why?

>>54075029
Assuming I make it that far, yes I do

>>54074001
Based

>>54073003
despite being relative narcissists themselves Idk why some streamers can't just appeal to the latent narcissism of their viewers

>>54075455
The later you go into NA nightime the further you go into SEA hours, NA primetime is idea because they're still asleep

>>54075510
Coni because I only feel truly alive if I feel like I'm in danger at all times.

>>54075510
Coni, she is perfect

welp, holo got their new gen, bakers get ready this one wont last long

Jesus, Ive never seen more seething over positive affirmations asmr in my life LMFAO.
Who the hell hurt you retards? Maybe you are better off blowing your own brains out

>>54075510
Fuyo

>>54075698
t. PLfag

>>54075510
Roco
>why
Sex model.

>>54075510
yuyu because she's the final boss

>>54074398
very suckable nipples

>>54075510
Honestly Riro or Kai.

>>54075815
No, I just like ASMR >>54075829

>>54073402
>I wouldn't be here if I tried hard in life
You want to know the true horror, Anon? Even if you did try hard, you'd still be right where you are now. The game was rigged from the start. You just tell yourself that "things could have been different" as a sick cope.