/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5384345
>name field instead of subject
I'm so smart

>>5384345
5%

>>5384345
5%

>>5384345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDrNwTlhlck

>>5384440
Putting 5% of my body inside Mori!

>>5384392
>>5384440
Mori at 5% of her power became the fourth most subbed holo with one of the highest number of original songs in just 9 months. What did your oshi accomplish at 100% of her full potential?

森りん頑張って !!

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

we don't deserve her, we'll never will because we will always take the fucking bait, we deserve to be falseflagging each other forever and ever

Mori Love!

>>5384440
Our boy is fuckin' sexy!

>>5384598
I would fear for Mori, other holos, and the world, if this is her 5% and she actually did go all out.

She deserves a break every now and then and to treat herself. She's finding what works best for her, and I hope that loose outline for streams sticks. Some chill zatsus, some games, some collabs, more frequent karaoke once this hugely hyped one is delivered. It's all good.

Mori cute!

>>5384935
Moririn's womanly needs...

Rene doing ASMR in 20 minutes.

why the fuck am I worried about improving Mori's reputation on this board? it's fucking stupid and pointless and worthless

>>5386057
>why the fuck am I worried about improving Mori's reputation on this board?
Good question, dude. Just kick back and love Mori. Let shitposters shitpost.

>>5386057
Just lurk a bit more. Soon you’ll realize how pathetic the Mori antis on this board really are especially how 95% of the rrats and evidences they use were invented in this very thread

>>5386057
find a job, my dude
Mori's reputation is her own business - if she wanted to pander to people from here, she would, but she actually sticks to her dreams and beliefs

>>5381240
>>5381903
>>5381941
At this point I have to start questioning why some people here are still being surprised/upset by this sort of thing.
Because Your Boy obviously doesn't give a shit.
(pictured: one of Mori's paypigs getting a reply)

good reddit post

>>5384556
Anon's eight pound dick...

>>5384887
You could almost say... falseflogging

>>5386880
its not about giving a shit. Its about respect. Dont flood DoubleD with Mori stuff and specially dont flood Mori with roomate stuff. As Mori she has to skirt around it so you are just making the situation arkward.
The same problem will arise when coco stops being coco but retards cant keep cocoposting in their pants and she has to skirt around those comments, unless of course she is not bound by NDA and can freely talk about her time as coco.
Respect that Mori cant talk about her roommate openly but has no limitations to like Mori stuff as roommate.

>>5386880
I know she doesn't, but it leaks over the threads and starts timeloops, no one outside of the threads follows her twitter all that close so you're basically signaling the shitposters when to go all out

>>5386925
That's right bby

>>5386057
Hey, nothing wrong with caring.
>it's fucking stupid and pointless and worthless
Just like everything else.

aaaaaaaaaa

ooooHWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to have hard, sweaty, rough, bedbreaking sex with Calliope Mori, with biting, hair pulling, and maybe a few slaps thrown around. This goes both ways. I want us to beat each other red, and take every single deep, aggressive, animal desire out on each other. I want us to end up heaving and exhausted, dripping with sweat and smelling heavily of each other's lust. I want to pin her down and choke her while calling her a stupid bitch who doesn't care. I want her to grind harder onto me when she's already balls deep and call me an ungrateful shitbag who doesn't deserve it. I want weeks to go by where we can't look at each other without remembering what we did and instantly being overcome with arousal and anger, ready to do it all again.

I want to have rough sex with Calliope Mori

>kari... kari... kari...
Nice

>>5387036
desu, she has a single cover issued iphone and uses the twitter app and the account switcher.
Just like with edge she makes mistakes at times. I don't think she has ever done it on purpose, no real reason to, just mistakes happen.

>>5387374
The cunnilingus pasta was better desu. Such a shame it never gets reposted.

>>5387438
I remember checking back after two or three weeks and it was still liked, I think it was after the big freakout about retweeting the Mori/Kiara cosplays.

>>5387488
>pasta
These are my genuine feelings. I just feel like occasionally reminding you all. Also this is the best Mori hornypost.

>>5387517
i don't think she ever noticed, not like you get comments of people screaming at you for likes.

Hey deadbeats, look at me

>>5387549
>See above.
kek

>>5384345
>>5384440
>>5384598
>>5384763
>>5384843
>>5384935
>>5385141
>>5385179
My property

>>5387651
Keep singing, chicken.

>>5387694
>tfw just remembered about it
>missed megitsune
SHIT

>>5387761
there's gonna be a mega link up in the next global thread anon don't worry,

>>5386057
Newbeats have to realize that she will always be controversial around these parts. It doesn't matter what she does she will always be public enemy number one.

>>5384392
>>5384440
Mori has a 5% chance to get pregnant.

>>5387866
How many gacha pulls do I get? Is it just based on my stamina?

>>5387651
>If chicken owns Mori, I must own chicken

>>5386880
>tfw did my opsec reps so that she wouldn't even recognize me if I commented
Is what I would say if I let the paypigs and prechatters live rent free just like so many anons itt

Happy Father's Day, Calli!

>>5388521
Mother's day was last month.

>>5388578
And yet you failed to impregnate her.

>>5388632
see >>5388632 it was only a 5% chance.

>>5388807
All that means is you didn't try hard enough.

It's started lightly storming out while I'm lounging on my bed and a demon girl is intimately whispering in my ear. Ahh, this is the dream...

https://twitter.com/splendiferachie/status/1406522588654759946
Rachie is criminally Indonesian. She's been playing Apex with Ollie and Reine lately. God Mori's damn autistic when it comes to collabs.

>>5389945
Sure is a good thing this last week was almost entirely collabs.

>>5387849
Fucking this. People these days forget that Coco was also originally hated. Mori merely follows in her oshi footsteps by trying to do her own thing within Hololive. Coco even directly asked all ENs to keep doing it in her Holotalk. Who cares about irrelevant shitposters that can't muster even 1k dislikes without botting?

>>5390010
yeah but i think she wants to go back to how it was with only one or two collabs a week which is nice

Deadbeats...

>>5390219
I think her plan she talked about in the last zatsu of 2 game streams, then 2 zatsudans, a collab, and then one "variety" stream in a typical week sounds really good. Maybe move the numbers around if something like a big game she wants to play comes up or if a collab falls through.

>>5390553
his bones weren't strong enough...

>>5390553
he didnt crack yet

>>5390553
God I fucking wish that were me.

>>5390553
You see that tattoo on J-chad's arm? That's me.

>>5390982
Proto...

Love!

Do you think Mori will do a lot of 3D streams on account of being the only one still in Japan?

>>5391848
Would they really give only her a 3D debut or wait for the rest to come in so they can all go at once? I feel like Mori wouldn't even want to be the only one that gets to do it.

>>5390553
Lucky shot

>>5390553
Sure, i'd fight J-Chad. Bet I could beat her with a little bit of practice.

>>5391848
the only way this would NOT be the case is that management or she herself doesn't want to disadvantage the other genmembers

>>5391887
I think the more realistic question is that when all of them get 3D, will Mori use hers more often or only with the others?

>>5386057
Because this board's reception genuinely takes the enjoyment from her streams away, which in turn leaves a bad taste in my mouth trying to watch the other girls. I constantly have to be reminded how none of these girls will ever get even 5% of the shit Mori is getting, even if they were to do something as "bad" or "worse" than what she is doing.

>>5392021
their obs could bug out and do RL cam with tits out during asmr before they flash back to model and no one would bat an eye

>>5390174
Coco never had it this bad in these threads though

>>5391887
>>5391927
>>5391993
I can see it both ways. On one hand, she doesn't want to outshine anyone, but on the other she might feel obligated to use it so as not to deprive deadbeats the opportunity.

>>5392021
>this board's reception genuinely takes the enjoyment from her streams away
Sounds like you care more about 4chan than about streams

>>5392120
Meanwhile people were shitposting over the most innocuous fucking picture imaginable. I just don't get it.

>>5391993
Mori, Kiara, and Gura would have the most use for their for concerts. Ame might use hers for VR like the fanmade one she's using now or for comedy sometimes. Ina for ringfit or something I guess?

Uhh Deadbeats. I thought the whole chunni thing was ironic?

She doesn't actually DRESS like that right?

>>5392166
You tell me how am I supposed to enjoy her streams when 10 different timeloops are going on every time I try and talk about her

>>5391927
If it was Mori's call I think she would hold back for the rest. If its Cover's call they will line up multiple 3D Mori-only concerts before the other four are even started on (Note what they did to Nene just so they could get gen 5 in Bloom).

>5%

>>5386880
She did say recently thanks for the birthday wish's but she wasn't able to reply to all of them. Might be me reading too far into it but maybe she isn't allowed to interact with people too heavily involved with Mori (ex. Lucitan) sadly we don't know what her contract is like, only that Roommate appreciates "old fans, new fans and all inbetween" and likes to reference her past just enough for all who know.

>>5392351
>>5384598

>>5392319
dont take dives into another dimension unless needed

>Roommate photo in the catalog.

What did they mean by this?

>>5392319
Dude you don't know the half of it. Its just more reasons we love her

>>5392126
Because back then there were far less people and less shitposters in a single thread which has since then properly became an anti thread. if you can't shrug this off, find a nicer place. It will always be this way. Mori will never stop inviting shitposting. If she makes a mistake, it's obvious. If she does great, it's because she's "overcompensating" or she's doing it at expense of someone else or she doesn't care about hololive somehow or JP management plays favorites picking her over "more talented" genmates or whatever other shit someone will think up to shit on her. Why do you waste energy giving a shit about them?

>>5392374
They're back to square one and have nothing to shitpost with anymore.
Ironically deadbeats are probably the ones who are most connected to both Mori and her roommate.

>>5386880
Anon my issue isn't with Mori replying to people, fuck Kiara does that as well. Though obviously i wish they didn't or at least bothered to use different accounts.
My issue is Mousey responding to the tweet on her vtuber account.

>>5392374
JANNY HATE

>>5392374
There's also a video of Ame's roommate in a "EN trifecta" thread so it might be a discord raid or something

>>5387438
I'm still not sure whether Mori was being just being retarded or was retarded but thought she was subtle in the german duolingo stream

>>5392374
It's gotten worse than November to the point that doxxposts discrediting her are not only allowed now, they are encouraged

>>5392021
>>5392120
>>5392218
Just Fucking Pathetic.
Now I'm not a deadbeat but I do hold you guys and Mori in very high regard, but circle-jerking about how everyone >here Hates Mori wont get you an inch further.
Have you not been here during the TT podcast arc or what?
I get it, this place is a shithole and taking a break from here is probably healthy but would Mori be proud with you when you hit your limiters after just one month of mediocre shitposting?
FUCK antis, FUCK tribalfags, FUCK trinityposters, FUCK other deadbeats, and just keep going!
t.KFP

>>5387849
>she will always be public enemy number one.
Eh I think the kiara timeloops are worse.
Though to be fair those tend to be rarer in global nowadays but man she still reigns supreme in most split threads.

>>5392558
>FUCK other deadbeats
Alright, sure, but they have to bottom.

>>5392374
They're desperate

>>5390174
To be fair I don't really think that Coco is comparable to Mori at all.
Mori's focus is music, Coco was always famous for her stream projects whether it's Asacoco or Shitpost Review.
Mori really doesn't have any "series" with notoriety besides maybe the TTRPG

>>5392374
kek why is it so wide

>>5392558
i do keep going regardless of global thread
stating the obvious of people's double standard when it comes to spewing rrats and timelooping them isn't bad per say
and i do take breaks, i mostly come to harvest fanart once in a while

>>5392660
Normal one got taken down already. Trying to trick the robojannies

>>5384367

You're our Mori now

>>5390557
Now the question is whether the TTRPG counts as a collab.

>>5392431
Because it actually fucking hurts at this point. I would get if people are still shitting on her a week or two ago, bht for it to keep going at this point is just ridicolous considering all the steps she has taken since then. Like what more does she need to do? I feel like people would genuinely fly to Japan and piss on her grave if she were to die anytime soon.

>>5392467
I mean Mori has never really cared. She still shills people like Milky on both accounts and even says they have been friends long before Hololive. Hell, her resolution to have more "outside collabs" is just her trying to merge the friend connections of d6 with Mori's so that she and them don't have to sidestep like you're asking.

Mouse also does not acknowledge a connection and just says she just likes these two things.

>>5392660
She's a sick fuck, she likes a quick fuck

>>5392580
It was very bad and honestly annoying but then Kiara antis did their best to prove themselves to be the most retarded incompetent antis in existence even exceeding chinks. After orcschizo and egg arcs, there's no fucking way a Kiara anti would be taken seriously.

>>5392724
So you're saying someone has to take the fall

>>5392686
That's the brilliant part, it can count as either collab or variety as the need arises. Got multiple collab partners who can only do it THIS WEEK? Then ttrpg is a variety stream. Everybody else busy? Then ttrpg is the collab this week.

>>5392558
Motherfucker I've been through the TT garbage. You really can't tell me that was worse than what she is getting currently.

>>5392690
>what more does she need to do?
She doesn't need to do a damn thing- and neither do you.
Take a load off, bud, kick back and crack a cold one or do some reps.

>>5392724
Yes it's impossible to take them serious if you know those things happened.
But with the amount of newfags we're getting that's extremely rare outside of either the dedicated EN-splits or global.
Like I literally just saw people in fightz still falling for narratives that were literally debunked in her previous life.

>>5392758
There must always be a Bitch King. To contain the Scourge.

>>5392794
I thought TT stuff was easier to ignore because it was still on /jp/. I just stopped going to global and it was pretty easy. Now there's an entire board to shit up

>>5387849

Two months ago, the board was filled with 'Mori is the main char of Hololive' and 'Name a better chuuba than her'. It'll pass. There's phases to this kind of shit. It used to be a billion Kiara threads. And for a period before that it was Coco. Now we just get them to fuck off by accusing them of being Zhangs or Dr. Eggman. In a month or so there'll be some Anti Yab that we can use to laugh off people posting the same spam threads about Mori.

>>5387562
God I wish that were me.

>>5392720
>Hell, her resolution to have more "outside collabs" is just her trying to merge the friend connections of d6 with Mori's so that she and them don't have to sidestep like you're asking.
I'll be honest I think that sucks. Because there's little I hate more than anitubers.
>Mouse also does not acknowledge a connection and just says she just likes these two things.
Neither did Ollie by liking Kiara's roommate tweet. But it's still something I don't like.

>>5392888
Watch as double standards apply to Mori yet again, and that guy gets lauded as a saint or a martyr.

>>5390982
ONE fan.

>>5392666
Okay Mori, good to know.

She doesn't actually own a 1000$ hat right?

Some of you need to drill that one Ch*rlie tweet into your heads. If shitposting antis on a Mongolian throat singing forum are effecting your enjoyment of your oshi, you need to grow some thick skin. Stop conflating your enjoyment of Mori with a what a bunch of trolls trolling trolls say. Why would you ever care about someone else's opinions on what you like?

I think people forget this hellsite gets a ton of underage tourists during summer too. Its been said time and time before to ignore Mori rrat posters, its objectively false anyway.

>>5392996
Where do you think the memes came from anon?

>>5393015
I actually forgot it was summer already.

>>5392996

I think it's a rapper culture thing to burn money on stupid shit. But as she always says, fair enough on that, it's her own finances.

>>5392952

I bet the eventual guy is going to fit the theme when he gets doxxed, and look like fucking Red Skull.

>>5393015
>>5393055
Oh fuck that's right this will be /vt/'s first SUMMER season

Those shoes are expensive as shit aren't they? They look expensive.

>>5393001
It's not my enjoyment of Mori that gets affected. I actually enjoy posting here. It's fun, sometimes.

>>5393134
they're ugly as fuck, of course they're expensive.

>>5393015
I really doubt there's much of a change for summer this year.
Just as there wasn't last year

>>5393001
Because deep down you know they're right.

>>5392640
Desperate.

>>5393001
I just wish everyone would get an equal share of the hate.
Also because they are right to some degree

>Mori dox thread
>haha ugly wigger
>that gets posted
>oh no she's hot
Every time.

>>5393334
rrat. Mori posted the doxx

>>5393001
What can ya do, I'm an approval seeker.

>>5393334
Well, she is hot.

>>5393145
Then they've already won. Most of these "antis" aren't really antis. They just attack who is hot in the moment. These dramafags are not on anyone's side but their oshi, MUH BOARD CULTURE.

>>5392658
They're different in what they do but ultimately both end up pushing some limits that no other girl tries. Mori challenged people expectations from day1 with her music. Do you remember that back when she stated she'll do 1 song per month, noone took her seriously? And noone even thought she'd become the biggest music Holo. And now people take this as naturally as a sunrise.
>Mori really doesn't have any "series" with notoriety besides maybe the TTRPG
Her music is this series with notoriety. Every song she releases is bound to have far stronger reactions than anything else released. People will numberfag them to death, complain about things noone ever notices in other covers or originals and either shit on her or use it as fuel to shitpost about others. Did you see strong discussions of Vampire covers? Usseewa? Goodbye sengen? Noone gives a shit.

>>5392690
And why should you care? Listen to Getcha. I should do it too actually. There's a part there that fits relationship between Mori and this shithole perfectly. "I'll go higher, and you couldn't take me down if you tried".

>>5392319
>chunni
>>ever being ironic

>>5393015
>implying kids don't own smartphones to browse the internet 24/7/365 with
get with the times gramps

>>5393334
Yeah shes pretty cute as expected

>>5393347
>>5393405
Duh, it's just hilarious they think they can use dox pics against her and then they all wanna fuck her after the one with her face gets posted.

>>5393334
They'll never learn, I spotted a doxpost somewhere in /tg/ and that might have actually made more people there interested in her WoD campaign

>>5393464
Kinda' wish she was ugly. I might be less of a pining gachikoi faggot if she were but I doubt it

>>5393334
The most Kek reaction is when they realize she looks really good:
>I-i didn't really care
>I-it doesn't matter, she's not that good looking.

>>5393540
I mean, all you have to do to feel a certain way is look at the right photos. Everyone has good and bad pics, especially if you use makeup.

>>5393410
>Do you remember that back when she stated she'll do 1 song per month, noone took her seriously?
You can't just ignore that Mori didn't release songs in November, December and January/February depending on what you count OWTH for.
I also distinctly remember that she didn't consider collab songs on other channels for this which is why I am not counting Wah Wah World, so according to the initially set expectations she also didn't put a song out this month either, but I'm pretty sure she stopped counting that way so I'll give you Getcha
>Her music is this series with notoriety.
No, I really don't think that they're comparable. Each cover is a one-off. I like them don't get me wrong but it's fundamentally different from a series.

I think I'm finally started to accept that I'm sexually attracted to Mori.

Why do they even try to use my oshi to defame yours?

>>5393702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAj26rVWK14

>>5393739
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1406241449419620357

Does this look gay to you? This is going to be the first Mori gif I will fap to.

>>5393334
Honestly you're just as retarded as them, sure all of the ENs are cute but the problem is the doxing in principle

>>5393778
That's literally a boy

>>5393788
Why don't you cry in Global, because all your screeching isn't going to change things.

>>5393817
FINE I'LL FUCK THE BOY TOO I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE

>>5393826
How about you jump off a roof?

>>5393836
Damn, you homo.

>>5393853
>complain about an open secret that even her alternate costume is blatantly referencing
You should've chosen a different oshi.

>>5393788
Think we can stop them? Well, we can't. So all you can do (and what I do) is laugh at the retards that think dox pics are gonna have any effect besides making more people wanna fuck her.

>"WAP? Never head of it!"
why is she pretending to be so innocent on Mousey's stream?

>>5392467
Yeah, and Mori doesn't give a shit, so where's the harm? I used to take this kneejerk reaction for granted, but I just don't get it now.

>>5393925
Translation:
>WHY CAN'T I GET MY "FINAL YAB"!?

Fuck off back to the Anti-thread, retard.

>>5393724
are you even allowed to post that pic?

>>5393925
I still think that's some kind of mobile internet protocol or something.

>>5393925
she knows cover has snipers pointed at mouses head the entire stream so she played innocent to save her life

>>5393966
It's a drawing of genderbent AO/THHK, the person who mixes Calliope Mori's songs. Why wouldn't it be allowed?

>>5393966
that's not even DD, anonchama. It's her art, but it's not her.It's actually AO's alter-ego.

>>5392467
who cares

I'm a final yab

>>5393962
>Anti
bitch what? I would have no problem with Mori admitting to knowing what WAP is (she obviously does).
anyone who would have a problem with that is just a purity schizo

>>5393925

> Why doesn’t a Holo go on at length about grabbing a bucket and a mop for her dripping gushing wet ass pussy on stream

fucking idiot

>>5394198
Live streamed sex session with fullbody home 3D

>>5394244
>nooo my oshii is puuuure!
>my oshi doest even know what sex issss!

>>5394156
I don't know what WAP means

>>5393688
And yet she has 13 originals and covers to her name, which is 4 more than months she spent in Hololive. Even if you discard the initial EP, it's still 1 per month on average. There's also Ibasho(which by all means is her song even if it's not on her channel), Empress that's not released on YT and unreleased HoloALT song which also can definitely count as her own song.
>No, I really don't think that they're comparable
When people think about Coco, they think about Asacoco first. When people think about Mori, they think about her music. I don't see why they're incomparable due to different formats - both are their defining and most unique traits as vtubers.

>>5394258
What the hell Mori, I thought we were still keeping that a surprise

How would she take my soul?

>>5394351
through your anus

>>5393724
I know right? Not like there's any sort of connection between the two or anything.

>>5394198
executing Kiara live on stream

>>5394384

> YWN have Mori reach into your asshole and pull out your shirikodama

Why even live, deadbros?

>>5394258
Live streamed sex with ironmouse.

>>5394516
are people gonna draw every single npc with pink hair?

>>5394631
most of them are pink haired if you check the tag on twitter

>>5394631
I'd prefer if they just drew every NPC as Mori wearing a cardboard-cut-out mask

>>5394326
>When people think about Mori, they think about her music
You mean the music she pays other people to make?

>>5394746
Retardchama...

>>5394492
Imagine Mori coming and taking your soul to hell and your punishment for the rest of eternity is having her and mouse give you blue balls in an endless variety of ways but you’re eternally banned from cumming.

>>5394739
Naked

>>5394746
I'm sure Watame did everything for all 10 tracks of her album on her own.

>>5392794
>You really can't tell me that was worse than what she is getting currently
What makes this worse than TT arc? Last time checked people weren't doxxing her just to make fun of her or making letter formats to Cover trying to graduate her.
Funny thing is that they tried to make Amegeddon 2.0 with Mori but even doxxfags admitted that they could not find anything.

>>5393015
>>5393055
>>5393122
>dude it's summerfags lol
Children haven't been in schools for an entire fucking year, you actual retards. Pretend to have some awareness of the world that exists outside of your bedrooms.

>>5394516
after the session i got a desire to fuck yuul
not ina, just yuul

>>5394862
Based

>>5394631
Most of them

>>5394862
yuul's design is hot

>>5394326
I'll give you Ibasho, I straight up forgot it exists. Though I'd count it for march.
>And yet she has 13 originals and covers to her name, which is 4 more than months she spent in Hololive.
I'm not saying she isn't making music, I'm saying that there was very good reason to not believe her "1 original or cover per month" promise since she literally didn't fulfill it for months 3 and 4.
>>5394746
I can't believe Mori didn't create her own language and writing system
I can't believe she didn't invent her own computer

>>5394862
Who doesn't

>>5394453
>Mori mentions she doesn't eat souls just puts them in her back pocket
>Souls Mori reaps get to touch her sweet ass
>ywn be a soul in Mori's pocket who attempts the impossible and tries to literally "get in there"

>>5394862
Shut up Chad

>>5395026
calm down Nita

>>5394824
In fact, forget the mask part.

>>5394854
Anon, remote learning exists.

>>5392135
>>5391993
the singing/idol holos have a tendency of using studio 3Ds more often than the rest of their gen
look how often Nene uses her 3D compared to Lamy and Botan - I believe our boy will try to use them for concerts relatively often

>>5395523
Nothing stops kiddos from having /vt/ open on a separate window

>>5393540
anon, the first doxx of Mori I got exposed to was less then flattering
it didn't help, she's just great

>>5395523
You can't even get the average child to stop looking at their smartphone during class, do you seriously believe they won't just have another browser tab open? Are you that naive?

I want to FUCK that cringe wigger.

>>5396658
what makes her cringe

>>5396926
She's a 13 year old boy in a 2X year old big titty body

>>5397162
I want Mori to beatbox on me hard

>Mori is older than me

Does this raise or lower my already microscopic chances?

Enjoy your weekly Gigacuck collabs deadbeats. This is what you wanted after all.

>>5397322
That depends, how tall are you?

>>5397322
The worst thing about it for me is that we're just far enough apart in age that she could've been that pretty senior girl I had a crush on and did theatre with when I was a freshman in high school.

>>5397363
Don't complain when it's going to be a nothingburger again. Shitposter-kun.

'Who wears long jackets and long pants in summer!?' - Gura
kek

>>5397408
174cm

>>5397363
I will, thank you, as long as Mori delivers as good of a stream like the last time

>>5397433
>>5397322
>tfw same age
makes me sad and angry at the same time due to the respective position in life and not meeting her regardless since i find it hard to interact with people not in +/-2 of mine own
just gotta inhale some of this copium...

>>5397444
A one off thing is a "nothingburger" anon. Regular anituber collabs is metastasized cancer, which everyone warned you about.

I have GETCHA stuck in my head. Why is this song so fucking sexual?

>>5397746
She had a one-off collab and the tournament is a sponsored event where she had no input on who got invited.
She also comfirmed that after that there are no anituber collabs happening any time soon.
>do you really?
yes

>>5397748
imagine being raped by both suisei and mori

>>5398003
Naked

>>5397922
She has another Gigacuck collab on Tuesday.

>>5398003
I too wish I was a 12 year old with a 10" dick

>>5398003
One will probably kill you at the end though

>>5396114
We never stood a chance, huh?

>>5398126
Doujins when

>>5398110
Oh her coach?
Her coach is actually a woman.
She referred to her as a "she" when talking about that upcoming stream.
If only you actually paid attention.

>>5398110
Anon, Gicuck is not her her coach, the VA isn't Kiara's coach.
Those 4 are the fucking players.
https://twitter.com/themomojelly this is Kiara's coach and Mori's doesn't seem to have a twitter.
t. KFP

>>5398003
>Suisei coercing Mori into being an accomplice to her sexual misadventures
Jesas, my dick. I'm not a sub but for the comet I think I might kneel.

>>5398222
Its Sydsnap

>>5398222
>stream starts
>it's gigguk in a wig and with lipstick on
>>5398249
Whatcha doing here kfbro? Is the chicken split that bad? I've never been to it.

>>5392681

>>5398192
>>5398313
Guys when's comiket...

>>5398412
>saving thumbnails
sasuguh mori-sama

>>5398388
Eh it's fine. I just tend to lurk this thread for your fanfics and because it's the fastest split.
What the fuck made you all bitch out of global? The kiara is basically dead in comparison.

>>5392126
These threads never mattered, we're just schizos on the internet.

>>5398545
It's a meme you dip
I'm there as much as I can be lately and my already low productivity has suffered for it

>>5398313
>the horn edit
>due to extended association with Mori in the underworld, Suisei begins her metamorphosis into a demon herself
>this increases her sexual drive immensely
>she begins coercing Mori into increasingly risky and debaucherous sexual situations as punishment for corrupting her

God my dick is ablaze with the fire of lust...

>>5398545
>What the fuck made you all bitch out of global?
NTA, but i'm a newbeat and global looks like cancer so I just hang out in splits. And /wg/.

>>5398421
Are holos allowed to go to comiket? I know several of the members would definitely attend if allowed to, but do they have to wear wigs or some shit so creeps don't identify them?

>>5398705
/vt/ really was a mistake

>>5399095
Any particular reason? I know it's just generally a shitpile, but specifically.

>>5398705
It is definitely cancer, though I'd argue everything else on this board is bigger cancer.

>>5399171
>>5399194
Any thread that isn't a general or a split is just bait and low-effort shitposting. Fun at times, but you'll ultimately just find a better use for your time doing something else (your reps, for example)

>>5387488
Repost it for me.

>>5399171
The very opinion I replied to is a prime example
>>5399278
I personally think splits are a problem in itself but it's kind of unavoidable on a full board so i use them to not have them turning into rrat breeding grounds.
Like fuck no one in global bites the tired old "Mori/Kiara hate the other one" bait but just recently there were some newfag KFP in the Kiara split that genuinely believed that.
Shit like that doesn't form when you get laughed out of a thread for repeating month old timeloops.

>>5400199
dope
based
superl-
oh

>another Gigguk collab
It's over

>>5400649
Gigguk is not even a terrible collab partner

>>5398545
Why would anyone post Mori fanfics or their horny thoughs on Mori in Global? This split is perfect for it. Posting about Mori in global when she's not streaming is bad taste. I'm watching Jaws with Gura now and I'm posting about how cute and dumb she is.

>>5400691
The lowest circle of hell is reserved for anitubers

>>5400769
>Why would anyone post Mori fanfics or their horny thoughs on Mori in Global?
Why not? It worked before /vt/

>>5400785
No wonder he's showing up so much, he's scouting for his next house.

>>5400825
Right, the perfection that were November threads. Or going further back, the 250 replies to brappening and jewposting around the membership model. That said, I feel like Global these days is even dumber.

Will Mori call in for Gura's b-day?

>>5400995
>That said, I feel like Global these days is even dumber.
Everything is getting worse. you can see it in average increase of IPs.
Pre-Holofes /jp/ was great.

>>5401103
Will Gura answer?

>$1k hat
>$850 shoes
Its like one of those /fa/ memes made real.

>>5401414
>$1k hat
>$850 shoes
Please just tell me that you're making these prices up.

>>5401414
Try and steal her look

>>5401450
I'm so sorry........

>>5397922
can we please stop using the 'it's one-off/sponsored' cope and actually accept that Mori has good collabs with people the board doesn't like
if collabing with certain people she clearly tolerates/likes is something you gotta justify to yourself or the globalgoers, you really need to either accept being filtered or just take the 'don't watch this, don't care' pill

>>5401487
I'd sooner buy a 3070 off a scalper.

The grim reaper shouldn’t make you this horny.

>>5401669
death of the endless exists
so does lady death if your into that sort of thong

>>5401669
Fuck you. I can't wait to die so I can screw her stupid brains out.

>>5401669
Luckily she is canonically isn’t?

>>5401669
Well, she does

>>5401669
But she does and holy shit does it feel good when she does.

>>5401669
Im sorry its just that I want Death to do things to me. You wouldnt understand

jesus christ doxxbeats, can we just have a mori thread?

>>5401669
I decided not to deny myself a long time ago.

>>5388158
This

>>5401669
She gives me a heart boner every time I hear her voice

>>5401888
pls read the entire thread before you comment on it’s state, you might’ve just revived it.

>>5401888
>roommateposting ended two hours ago
You do yourself no favors.

>>5387374
I love this pasta.
Also, where do you found all of those images?

We are one (1) day closer to Mori's Cursed ASMR stream.

Did I miss something or is there another Gigguk collab after the SV tournament?

Haha big titty anime twitch thot funneh XD

>>5402372
That she actually plans on going through with it only serves to prove me wrong when I said back in late November that Mori isn't "ironic" and doesn't try to pander to that audience. God, I miss 2020 Mori so fucking much.

>>5402544
?

>>5401911
>awooga.jpg

>>5402583
>Anyone who's ever posted on this Taiwanese basket-weaving forum
>Not 'ironic'
Anon...

>>5402583
>the same Mori that wrote a rap about bread
>the same Mori who did Atlus begging stream
>the same Mori who read Shrek is Love and Full-Life Consequences on stream
did you pull your head out of your ass at least once while watching her or was it simply too hard
she likes shitposting, the Cursed ASMR is meant to be a shitpost stream and all her shitpost streams were pretty legendary
hell, the date streams were arguably shitpost streams as well

>>5401596
I haven't been keeping up with the threads. Is there another Gigguk collab coming after the one with Kiara?

I’m so sad she’s only into black guys.

>>5402583
Ah, yes, Calliope Mori, famous for her serious and discering content for advanced, sophisticated vtuber ENJOYERS.

>>5402761
I don't fucking know, but Mori said that she's gonna collab with her friends and you can deal with it, either by not watching or however you find comfortable (like unmembering/unsubbing)
so whether they happen or not everyone here should stop acting like something is forcing her hand/it's all circumstantial

So are timeloopers spamming that its a GiggUK collab despite Mori saying its permissions based like a game?

>>5402957
whatever they're trying to loop, the response should be 'so what?' and not 'it's sponsored/the last time/cover is literally making her'
Mori is making good content as long as she enjoys the interaction, regardless with whom, period, there's no need to 'justify' or 'defend' anything
Mori Love, fuck the rest

I DON'T WANT TO BE IN LOVE

>>5403167
Too fucking bad, you want to kiss her and eat her pussy.

MORI LOVE

You know, it's kinda funny I took my first break from here a few months ago because I thought the hornyposting was getting annoying, but now I know for sure I at least prefer it to everything else we've had to deal with for the last three weeks

>>5402957
They probably don't even watch the streams so how would they know. Considering the Ollie and Kiara hate threads have all but disappeared since Mori hate, I'm thinking there's just a group of people who waste their time making rrats and anti-threads on here. Think Mori is smart to recognize that and that there are also some people with legitimate complaints mixed in.

A cute inamori fanfic
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31985722/chapters/79222825?show_comments=true&view_full_work=false#comment_438483865

>>5403455
This is a cursed place and you cannot leave i have accepted this after not being here for 2 years then I learned of /vt/ now I just post Mori and have become schizophrenic

>>5404531
Imagine....

>>5404468
naysssss

I'm going to cuck Mori with Jchad!

>>5405391
see >>5390553

>>5393925
The fuck is WAP?

Timeloopers showing once again they don't watch streams, is it that surprising anymore?

Shoutout to the little homie

>>5405742
Worth it

>>5405771
Weeaboo ass people

>>5405771
Oh its a fucking song.

>>5407914
>when they read the rrats

>dramafags swearing that ??? is a surprise e-celeb collab
>It's a special game instead
Would you kneel if this happens?

>>5408352
no, I'll just enjoy whatever Mori delivers

>>5393925
Mori probably doesn't really like modern mainstream music so I 100% believe she doesn't know what WAP is.

>Kick out the famous names (they’re uninspired!!)

>>5407565
I love drawings of Mori that give her lots of piercings.

Did mori commented on gura's stream already?

>>5409727
nah, she's off in a hotel and possibly without her holo phone
if there's no call-ins then don't expect an appearance/retweet until she gets back

>>5410082
MORI CALL IN

>>5410082
lmao eat shit

>>5410082
Ya know she wouldn't forgive herself for missing her homies birthday

Another rrat slain... sasooga grim rapper

>>5410243
>>5410369
>>5410373
I kneel to our boy

It's funny how embarrassed watson is haha so cute

If they were in the same room, Mori would probably kiss Gura on the lips after telling her happy birthday.

KNEEL

KNEEL

YOU FUCKING KNEEL NOW

Damn mori's voice..

this voice is sex

Our Boy came through for her little homie.

Mori LITERALLY just admitted calling in from a love hotel

I love my boy and she loves her homie

>Mori knows what feet taste like

>almost cried with Ame
>actually cried with Mori
LOVERS ARE TEMPORARY
HOMIES ARE FOREVER

>>5412890
Based

MORI IS A FRICKEN CHAD
very cute voice too
AND UNITY

This is the genmate collab right

>>5412634
yeah she told me how it'd feel really bad if she didn't get a chance to call Gura so I undid one of the handcuffs

>>5413432
I made this post

REFLECT
>REFLECT

>>5412890
Mori was so based to call in while walking down the street.

>>5414220
Imagine being a JPbeats walking the streets of Tokyo, when suddenly...

>Mori walking around in Public
>Yells "PEACE" into her phone outside

Is our boy autistic.

>>5414393
didn't she said she was in the hotel

>>5414447
she just checked out

>>5414393
I love this autist holy shit

>>5413692
t. me, myself and I

>>5414447
She said there were a lot of cars so I assume she was outside.

Apex predator Gura. I dig it.

antis really disappointing me with their drivebys today. They could destroy the weakbeats with just two letters, but they're too new to know what those are.

>>5415402
All of the Antis are new fags now so they don't have any fucking idea what they're talking about

HOLOEN LOVE

I love all of them so much bros

>>5415402
4U

>>5415402
Yeah ”me”

>>5415402
Just don't mind them lmao. I'm so busy finding moriart and inamori fanfics to even read their whining

>>5415402
Bitch, please. If I wanted to do actual damage on this board I'd make a couple of soundbites out of THAT guest appearance. And you already know what I'm talking about. Be thankful I do not escalate the violence further.

Cuckbeats coping now
Cuckbeats coping now
Cuckbeats coping now

>>5416362
Coping? Hope you get over whatever you've got going on.
Maybe try bring a Deadbeat, I've heard it's got benefits.

>People unironically trying to push a love hotel rrat

This is funny

>>5416171
I literally do not know what you're talking about. Are you having a mental break?

I'm sorry. I forgot about the birthday stream but don't worry. I wore a condom so Mori won't get pregnant just yet.

All five doing good stuff.
Gura's first original song in two days. Mori's big karaoke in only four days. HIGHEST OF HIGHS. Be prepared for any dips and don't get discouraged if they do happen.

>>5417132
>Be prepared for any dips
The good times are just gonna' keep on coming, fuck dips.

Guys you're never gonna believe what just happened to me. I was walking down the street outside of some hotel and this [/spoiler]hot blonde[/spoiler] was yelling into the phone about how much she loves sharks or some shit. Kinda reminded me of Mori. Crazy shit, right?

>>5416171
I hope your parents for once notice and greets you in the dining table. I'm seriously worried

god fucking damn it I did it again

>>5416831
Funny because they got baited by something said by a deadbeat.

>>5417296
It's almost Shark Week. They are pretty cool animals, any girl who likes them is probably cool too.

Now that we know Mori knows what feet taste like thanks to her own self-destructive capabilities during phonecall with Gura, please make sure to include it into new fanfiction you seem to produce on a daily basis.

And here they come

>>5417296
Dude, that's wild.

Guys you're never gonna believe what just happened to me. I was walking down the street outside of some hotel and this hot blonde was yelling into the phone about how much she loves sharks or some shit. Kinda reminded me of Mori. Crazy shit, right?

>>5417452
More like it's the cumbuds. Not every person in /vt/ is a deadbeat newfag

>>5417462
MORI KNOWS HOW TASTE FEET LIKE BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN LICKING SHOTA CUM FROM SUISEI'S FEET AFTER THEY TURNED ALL THE HOMOSTARS INTO SHOTAS AND RAPED ALL OF THEM IN LOVE HOTELS LET'S FUCKIN GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>5417774
>Israel

>>5417774
Very funny, Mori. Very funny.

>>5416594
How can she keep getting away with it?

Moripipiopipi

why is the ironmouse collab so good? just got around to starting it now and they sound too natural together

>>5417774
should've used the time when Mori called in Gura's birthday if you were going to make it remotely believable my guy
Here's a pity (you).

>>5418108
>Friends
>English
>Zatsudan

You know mori is good with all of those

>>5418229
That wouldn't have worked because she was in the middle of the street at that time. He should have gotten more of the hat in frame if he really spent $1000 just to make a post though

Mori's phone voice is so fucking sex

>>5418482
I know right

TonyBones is a real nigga

>>5419042
What a chad

Is Tony Bones the most powerful deadbeat?

we should all aspire to be like Tony
silently do our work to make these niggas happy for making us happy
let's figure out something fun for the anniversary

>>5419257
he's just another deadbeat, there's no need to keep putting fans on a pedestal

>>5419042
>>5419257
Deadbeats are always in the shadows. Sometimes they're doing something good....usually it's just causing mischief and/or fapping

>>5419331
We got a few writers, artists, and aspiring devs here. Why not a short LN like that one guy suggested a some threads ago?

>>5419421
I think in a combo with chiptune anon, getting a short track out could be even better

>>5419331
I've been wondering if we should go to celebrity birthday message route or do something more creative. The former seems "easy" (just need a financier...) and almost guaranteed to get a great reaction from her, but it almost feels too impersonal? I wonder what we could create that could come across just as well while also not being too cringy

I kneel

>>5419257
What did he do? I take it I missed something

>>5419421
>>5419441
>>5419481
I feel like /vt/ deadbeats are too bipolar to unite around a unified creative effort.

>>5419594
>>5418569

>>5419481
Cunny roads anon was able to get out a full track like this basically by himself, I feel not even a particularly massive cooperation would be necessary to maybe do some interesting remix of a Mori track with lyrics by Deadbeats

>>5419594
he contacted the Dante VA and bankrolled and edited the video that made Gura bawl