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In 1 hour, is wife smarter than a 5th grader?

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Menhera Twitter (dead): https://twitter.com/shadowchama
Backup Menhera Twitter: https://twitter.com/syadouchama

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1681059380844806145

Please refresh yourselves on global and board rules before posting, you might be surprised.

Previous thread: >>53842971

>> No.53908660

Shondo feet

>> No.53909170
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>> No.53909230

>>53909170
G

>> No.53909251

Will she hate me if I don't give her a birthday gift

>> No.53909308

>>53909170
G I love her so much.

>> No.53909311

How do we make Shondo stop being so bratty

>> No.53909356

>>53909311
Id prefer if she acted more nurturing and like a mommy than a brat

>> No.53909390

>>53909356
But she's a child

>> No.53909467

>>53909311
You saw what the book said, the child needs correcting

>> No.53909546

>>53909467
I'm still in disbelieve she turned a book about how to raise a child into erotica with nina in the call

>> No.53909562

>>53909311
>"I'm not a brat"
she keeps on lying bros...

>> No.53910037

>>53909467
Spare the rod (my cock), spoil the child (Shondo)

>> No.53910056

>>53909546
Nina is a bad (good) influence on her...

>> No.53910089
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https://files.catbox.moe/73byim.png

>> No.53910120

>>53910089
>sex
>yes
Holy shit this is fantastic, source?

>> No.53910156

>>53910120
Uncensored is from their dicksword
https://twitter.com/OllyxOps/status/1682324062981222401

>> No.53910190

>>53909251
Just open paint and draw her something.

>> No.53910233

>>53910089
Nice

>> No.53910365

>>53909251
Draw pretty much anything, she'll love it regardless how bad you are at it

>> No.53910485

>>53910190
>>53910365
Shell notice it's worse than my usual art and think I didn't want to put in effort for her

>> No.53910498

>>53910485
She'll like it no matter what

>> No.53910813

Will wifey prove to be smarter than a 5th grader?

>> No.53910837

Damn you Shondo... I wont forgive you for not giving me a good bye kiss last stream...

>> No.53910952

>>53910813
yes, i believe in my wife.

>> No.53910959

>>53910837
Damn brat needs to be raped

>> No.53911150

>>53910837
Rape, strangulation and body dumped in an alleyway dumpster correction needed! I won't forgive this brat!

>> No.53911212

>>53911150
>body dumped in an alleyway dumpster
>not keeping her for yourself
NGMI

>> No.53911240

>>53911212
Look I never said how long after. She's not gonna stay fresh forever

>> No.53911300

>>53911240
you could always find ways to mummify her rotten copse and have her like a nice souvenir.

>> No.53911548

i'm going to hurt her the next time she says that standards are lower for men. empath my ass.

>> No.53911554

Time to work on my birthday card tile while listening to wife.

>> No.53911632

>>53911548
Stop being such a baby

>> No.53911670

>>53911632
respect your elders Shondo.

>> No.53911704

Shondo manages to make Chinese actually sound nice

>> No.53911725

What are the chances Shondo's merch is unironically made in some sweatshop

>> No.53911746

>>53911725
100% since it's made in china

>> No.53911825

>>53911725
i couldn't care less desu

>> No.53911895

Shon's used panties TuT

>> No.53911899

I want to smell her day old pjs

>> No.53911913

SNIFFFFFFFFFFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF

>> No.53911922

Toady I took the first shower I had in about 2 months.

>> No.53911950
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>>53911895
imagine the smell and ph balance.

>> No.53911953

>>53911922
are you also going to barbie

>> No.53912002

>>53911953
No, my sister came by.

>> No.53912022
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>>53911922
good job anon. i'm proud of you

>> No.53912053

I actually start to become livid when she says shes fat in any way, makes me want to beat the shit out of her

>> No.53912059

Shondos useless womb...

>> No.53912067

>I'm not super skinny
Love my dumb wife

>> No.53912080

>>53912022
Thank you! This weekend I will clean my apartment. Trash has been piling up for even longer than that.

>> No.53912081

>has organs
dropped

>> No.53912106

>>53911953
Is anyone else? I'm going today after stream

>> No.53912115

anorexic shadow pretending she is fat again and also smaller than she actually is.
I really dont want her to kill herself by malnutrition

>> No.53912149

>>53912106
I might next week, might just watch a cam rip if I cant find a good time to do it

>> No.53912152

>>53912106
I'm going next week

>> No.53912179

>stomach pouch not even protruding past hip bones

>> No.53912202

her drawing prooves she isnt fat her hip bones stick out too much
dumb woman making me horny from talking about your tummy

>> No.53912205

Wonder what outfit 3 will be

>> No.53912208

>>53912179
she is clearly fat, dont you know

>> No.53912214

>>53912115
frustrating as fuck to not be able to do anything

>> No.53912216

>>53912205
nude

>> No.53912258

she's feeding my anorexic kink i love her so much.

>> No.53912268

New sounds because she gained weight...

>> No.53912283

>>53912216
she did say her 3d model will have a nude layer so she can get new clothes for it

>> No.53912322

>>53912283
UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53912381

>can't kidnap Shadowmama
No...

>> No.53912396

I'm way too far away or I unironically would buy a suit and go hug her

>> No.53912413

I wish I lived in the uk

>> No.53912426

leaning this hard into such a schizo audience is actually an insane thing to do. she either unironically wants to be kidnapped or she's naive beyond comprehension

>> No.53912464

>>53912426
>she either unironically wants to be kidnapped
Literally how new?

>> No.53912486

>>53912413
No you don't. It's grim.

>> No.53912510

>>53912464
sorry, forgot you're supposed to take everything an extremely mentally ill girl says at face value all the time. fucking retard.

>> No.53912511

The only thing that annoys me is that she's making it too easy for EU husbands.

>> No.53912524

>>53912510
Ok newfag

>> No.53912543

>>53912426
I'm dropping her the moment something happens to her

>> No.53912557

>>53912511
She needs to come to twitchcon Vagas to make it fair

>> No.53912560

>>53912543
Youre only making me want to do it more

>> No.53912562

>>53912524
i can guarantee i've been here longer than you. can you stop shitting up the thread now?

>> No.53912653

>>53912560
You're not going to do shit you baby

>> No.53912695

>>53912653
I literally already have money saved for france but okay

>> No.53912745

kek she's already ranting about the politics and hasn't even seen it

>> No.53912763

>>53912745
i love her so much.

>> No.53912776

>>53912745
I love her

>> No.53912890
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how fucking cringe

>> No.53912891
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God I love her

>> No.53912930

>I am a feminist
lol, lmao

>> No.53912953

this is healing my views on women's problem, i love her.

>> No.53912971

More women should become hikineets if it makes them be as based as Shondo

>> No.53913001

>refuses to have sex
>doesn't do any chores
>doesn't take care of herself
>sits at her computer 24/7
>tradwife
aight

>> No.53913010

>>53913001
She's perfect

>> No.53913022

>>53913001
You forgot
>main breadwinner

>> No.53913024

>>53913001
retard

>> No.53913055

>>53913001
Half this thread call themselves straight yet they've never fucked a woman before

>> No.53913059

>>53913001
she's just like me frfr

>> No.53913075

>>53913001
and yet she makes 90% of her household's income

>> No.53913089

>>53913055
I don't think those things correlate

>> No.53913111

>likes yuri
>dislikes yaoi
She just like me frfr

>> No.53913113

>>53913075
>yet
Anon

>> No.53913146

Which third world country is she nuking?

>> No.53913164

>>53913113
fuck you grammar nazi

>> No.53913168

>>53913055
You're a whore and Shondo would prefer me over you

>> No.53913174

>>53913075
>90%
Bit of an understatement

>> No.53913216

>>53913146
Sorry Hiroto.

>> No.53913234

>>53913146
https://streamable.com/cx2nla
We all know she's talking about SEA

>> No.53913242

>>53913146
USA.

>> No.53913254

>>53913174
doesnt forest tree have some job or internship?

>> No.53913267

>>53913242
She knows most of her viewers are there

>> No.53913276

>>53913254
he was let go

>> No.53913287

>>53913174
Shadowmama and forest elder both get some amount of govt benefits/welfare/unemployment insurance, so while shondo's share of the family income's been growing it's almost certainly not that much yet.
>>53913254
he does not have an income

>> No.53913308

>>53913254
His mentor kinda just fucked off

>> No.53913346

>>53913254
He should just open a power washing business

>> No.53913405

>BR video
>screeching monkey
kino

>> No.53913446

>>53913405
ALERTA DE MACACO

>> No.53913455

>>53913405
ermmmm it was actually a bird

>> No.53913570

>>53913455
ALERTA DE PÁSSARO

>> No.53913594

>>53913405
>>53913455
Yes, that was a bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMAnr-1m-tY

>> No.53913613

>>53913405
>>53913455
uma delicia regardless

>> No.53913619

as soon as she started talking about brazil i started zoning out and now my head hurts

>> No.53913682

>>53913254
>>53913276
Yeah, with the way it looked, I wonder if they just wanted someone to do bitchwork for a bit and never intended to advance him

>> No.53913693

>>53913594
what a beautiful chirp

>> No.53913867

Shondo needs her mouth washed out with soap

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>>53913619
nade nade nade~

>> No.53913996

I've never watched her stream before, is she going to play the game at some point?

>> No.53914000

>>53913867
soap made with my cum

>> No.53914004

>>53913996
No

>> No.53914044

>>53913996
anon...

>> No.53914050

>>53913996
Give it another hour or two.

>> No.53914059

>>53913996
There is always at least an hour long zatsu before she gets into the game.

>> No.53914142

I finally got to catch a stream, but at this rate idk if I'll be able to stay up for the rest of the stream

>> No.53914177

>>53913996
she usually has a pre-game zatsu until she needs to piss (1-2 hours), then she comes back and starts playing the game. she's currently on her piss break. welcome btw, i hope you enjoy your stay

>> No.53914181

>>53914142
Endure it brother. you can do it make some coffee

>> No.53914205
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>>53914142
Ganbare!

>> No.53914230

>>53914142
weak kid

>> No.53914248

>>53914142
I believe in you onii

>> No.53914259

>>53914142
You're a weak kid

>> No.53914347

>>53914230
for you

>> No.53914370

>MUST WISH A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE EVEN THO ITS NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY
im so confused

>> No.53914390

>>53914370
Attention whoring

>> No.53914401

All these noises are me fucking her on stream

>> No.53914406

lewd

>> No.53914411

Hot

>> No.53914431

Squeaky bed sex with wife in her house full of children!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.53914450

>>53914401
Yeah you're right, it's me fucking her

>> No.53914476

I will impale shondo

>> No.53914500

She took so long to realise what she said

>> No.53914590

>>53914500
haha yeah she'äs just too pyure to understand the innuendos hahah :D so CUTE!!!

>> No.53914631

She's making it so easy...

>> No.53914671

>>53914631
i really wonder how would she react once I approach her and say hello.

>> No.53914705

>>53914671
she said we have an obligation to come up to her if we see her outside. if i had a car i'd unironically drive around in the UK tomorrow

>> No.53914713

>>53914631
people know where she lives, i doubt it matters that she tells people how she looks

>> No.53914717

Damn brat fishing for compliments

>> No.53914731

>>53914717
woman moment

>> No.53914811

Obese to her was probably average weight

>> No.53914827

>>53914811
She already told stories of being 200lb as a 10 year old

>> No.53914845

>>53914811
She said she used to be close to 200 lbs and said she used to have (actual) overeating issues

>> No.53914886

Do yall care what she looks like? Wifey is wifey, to me at least

>> No.53914907

>>53914886
she has such huge titties its unreal

>> No.53914932

>>53914886
I care about as much as she makes it a big deal. If she ends up being like Kson and constantly doing flesh streams and posting selfies then it'd be a bigger deal than if she just committed to the vtuber model

>> No.53914938
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>>53914886
Shondo could look like a sewer goblin and I'd love her. That said I'm sure she's the cutest girl alive just telling from her hands.

>> No.53914948

>>53914886
Plain to gorgeous I don't care. If she was really ugly or fat I wouldn't be able to get it out of my mind.

>> No.53914950

>>53914827
wtf, that's 30kg more than I weigh

>> No.53914966

>>53914886
i'm ugly af, and i don't care she treats me nice.

>> No.53915007

>>53914886
I need to know how fat she is so I can know whether or not I need to be in a feeder mood.

>> No.53915010

>>53914938
So true, my exact feelings, im certain she's the cutest most beautiful girl in the world

>> No.53915040

I'm a 8/10 so I can't afford to have an oshi that's not at least a 6, minimum

>> No.53915063

>>53914966
>>53914938
baste. she has no delusions as to what her audience probably looks like

>> No.53915080

>>53915040
8/10 what? toes? rejections? hours you spent on 4chan today?

>> No.53915128

>>53915080
He clearly means rotten tomato rating

>> No.53915136

brokeback mountain should be on that list
its about flaming homos but its the biggest woman movie ive seen

>> No.53915138

>>53914938
He just like me

>> No.53915144

>>53915063
I don't really care that much about her appearance but I need her to stay healthy. Can't have nature take her away from me, I want to take her with my own hands.

>> No.53915146

>>53915080
Looks. I lift so I look really good, basicly have a dadbods so she'd like it

>> No.53915162

>>53915136
she'll get forest tree flashbacks.

>> No.53915169

>>53915136
I watched a phase girl watch it and it was boring as fuck

>> No.53915195

>>53915169
fuck you that stream was good

>> No.53915197

Unironically there's like a 40% chance that girl probably did suck off a teacher with how Shondo describes that school

>> No.53915203

>>53915146
That's it? The bare minimum? kek

>> No.53915270

i love when she talks like this.

>> No.53915288

>>53915203
https://files.catbox.moe/2zlm21.jpg
You were saying?

>> No.53915314

>>53915288
>new ip
that said, kek

>> No.53915316

>>53915288
why are your nipples so big wtf

>> No.53915322

>>53915288
mirin.

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>>53915288

>> No.53915345

>>53915288
I lol'd

>> No.53915354

>>53915288
Sheesh how do I achieve this natty?

>> No.53915376

I like toxic shondo

>> No.53915385

>>53915288
they sell like a suction cup thing that you can use to make your nipples bigger. Let's see how big those puppies can get

>> No.53915418

>>53915288
Shondos prefered body type

>> No.53915487

this is a message to start lifting bros.

>> No.53915496

i love how shondo can just say literally anything with no sources to back it up, and the entire chat is like "yes syadouHappynod". it really pisses me off for some reason lol.

>> No.53915537

>>53915487
scratch that. Bloatmaxx NOW

>> No.53915542

Shondo's a feeder...

>> No.53915555

>>53915537
Kek

>> No.53915557

i would eat it all

>> No.53915563

>>53915537
she wants you to be in shape so she can ruin it.

>> No.53915572

>never goes outside or meets people
>never dated
>thinks she can make assumptions about what people likes or dislikes in their romantic partner
what gives her the confidence to say shit like this?

>> No.53915593

>>53915572
She's a woman (it's cute)

>> No.53915596

>>53915288
this shogga had the right idea

>> No.53915616

>>53915572
she's got tens of thousands of husbands

>> No.53915641

>>53915572
I can do that, and I don't talk to anyone all day except delivery guys.

>> No.53915662

What did the guy say?

>> No.53915674

>>53915662
Please take a trauma dump on me

>> No.53915686

>>53915662
>take a traumadump on me shondo

>> No.53915714

>>53915641
ok, well if you share her opinion you're just factually wrong. men have NO standards so no matter how ugly a girl is she'll still have men lining up to plow her. there are studies made on dating apps backing this up. you can tell she still has remnants of her SJW phase left in the way she constantly sees women as weaker and worse off.

>> No.53915718

I'm glad she will never see me so I can pretend to be someone attractive to her

>> No.53915740

>>53915686
It's over,she doesn't love us. she won't shit on your chest.

>> No.53915744

dumb but funny
https://files.catbox.moe/cmwesx.mp3

>> No.53915775

>>53915686
Scatbros stay losing

>> No.53915776

I can't wait for her to see me because I'm her dream man. No kidnapping necessary and I will take care of her family.

>> No.53915815

>>53915776
The other husbands will gangfuck you in France

>> No.53915895

>>53915815
gayge

>> No.53915896

>>53915815
i will go to france now

>> No.53915920

>>53915714
To be honest, I kinda zoned out, so I didn't really know what she exactly said. I just meant that you can get an idea about that kind of stuff without having experienced it yourself. She did date once, btw.

>> No.53916019

Power cut out in my area, it's shover...
Might as well go to sleep and watch the vod tomorrow

>> No.53916042

>>53916019
RIP Venezuelan bro.

>> No.53916043

>>53916019
Dont you have a phone?

>> No.53916047

>>53916019
Just move to a better country anon

>> No.53916051

>>53915920
she said that men have zero pressure on them to look good while it's much harder for women. also i meant traditionally dating, as in being in the market and looking for people, not dating your groomer mod.

>> No.53916064

>>53915714
>men have NO standards
Some men maybe, not me

>> No.53916066

Did you guys complaining about her saying theres low standards for men actually watch her say it? She was right

>> No.53916067

>>53916019
I'm sorry Hiroto...

>> No.53916159

>>53916043
5%, can't charge it either

>> No.53916165

>>53915288
why are there shit stains on your wall?

>> No.53916170

>>53916159
Damn...

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>>53916043

>> No.53916187

>>53916159
It's so over bro i've been there last week. i was so mad.

>> No.53916193

>>53916051
Yeah, she's straight up wrong about most women's tastes. Men have to fit into a very specific box for women to be happy with them.

>> No.53916519

Women are completely oblivious of the fact that most men have literally no dating opportunities at all.

>> No.53916531

>>50260278
Ritual on the 24th, as a slightly late birthday gift.
Libra ruled and Monday, etc.
G.D. ritual, but going with a Temperance/Daoist "attitude" since I think schizos like her work better with a balance of forces, rather than a christian/buddhist exorcism holy light-only attitude.

>> No.53916666

>>53916531
based

>> No.53916688

>>53916531
how do i become like you?

>> No.53916726

>>53916531
I'm convinced you're either going to anger some outer god or fix everything

>> No.53916764

>>53916531
if you fuck this up who gets cursed

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This is your routine RAPE CHECK!

Reply with RAPE to RAPE THE SHONDO in the nose powdering room

Reply with GRAPE to RAPE THE SHONDO in the nose powdering room as she pisses all over the floor and tell her that you love her at the same time!

>> No.53916978

I can't decide whether to donate today or Sunday. I don't want her to get too overwhelmed on her birthday but it looks like a lot of people already gave theirs

>> No.53916985

I want to punch Shondo's tummy until her bladder loses control

>> No.53917002

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917014

>>53916975
GRAPE SHADOW
GRAPE THIS POSTER

>> No.53917018

>>53916975
GRAPE PASSIONATELY
AND THAT NIGGA IS LATE OH NO NO NO NO

>> No.53917047

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917066

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917085

>>53916975
rape

>> No.53917098

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917100

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917106

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917109

AYO THIS NIGGA FARMING (YOU)S

>> No.53917115

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917148

>>53916975
GRAPE

>> No.53917260

has shondo played a way out?

>> No.53917262

>>53916975
GRAPE

did you guys see digikuns shadouh art of her pissing in (you)r mouth? very sexy

>> No.53917287
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>>53916975
RAPE

>> No.53917343

funny enough i had a dream about Shondo too, i dreamed that for some reason i needed to do CPR on her, but i don't know how to do it properly. So i ended up breaking her ribs because she's so skinny and frail.

>> No.53917385

These characters are ugly

>> No.53917429

>>53917385
>western game

>> No.53917436

>>53917343
You will most likely break a few ribs even if you do know how to do it probably.

>> No.53917459

fussy

>> No.53917466

>>53917343
thats completely normal and expected to break some ribs of someone as frail as her when preforming cpr or the heimlich maneuver
i dunno if brittan has good samaritan protection, but i assume no because its a shithole

>> No.53917472

She is getting so silly.

>> No.53917488

Shondo...

>> No.53917495

>>53917472
I didn't expect this to be a fun stream

>> No.53917499

baby

>> No.53917532

that's particularly embarrassing for a european

>> No.53917583

She's actually getting defensive and sulky it's so cute

>> No.53917597

fussy BABY

>> No.53917617

>>53917597
you cant say that thats our word

>> No.53917670

>>53916688
First, alchemy (nigredo) / self-introspection / therapy / whatever works to clear your inner garbage. Otherwise you WILL go schizo.
After you got that started, read a LOT, from several traditions, so you don't become a single-tradition fanatic (Valley of the False Glimmers). Correlate, test, consult others who may seem knowledgeable. I recommend starting with something like Dion Fortune or Agrippa, later on go into harder topics like Hindu mystics (Aurobindo, Krishnamurti) or other like Gurdjeff, Vajrayana etc.

Then practice a lot, starting from the easier rituals like Middle Pillar, but also mediation, yoga (actual yoga not woman yoga)... Tarot is easy to start with too. You could also do the G.D. self-initation or something equivalent if you want. Don't attempt the big boi shit like Crossing the Abyss until way, way later or you WILL go schizo.

>why are you watching vtubers lmao
It's good to have fun (read on līlā, the Divine Game) and also help people who are interesting.

>>53916726
>>53916764
I assume full responsibility regarding potential occult bullshit.

>> No.53917711

>>53917670
>nigredo
hah, that sounds like negro

>> No.53917888

>she talks about lewd stuff
She does?
t. never read the diary of anne frank

>> No.53917998

>>53917670
thanks anon, i appreciate it. i'll unironically look into this.

>> No.53918008

>>53917711
same latin roots
https://wiktionary.org/wiki/niger#Latin

>> No.53918098

Eli our Aryan prince

>> No.53918162

>>53917888
https://burn.coplacdigital.org/umw-2019/the-case/passages-in-question/

>> No.53918197

I knew that fact!

>> No.53918275

I've read a fuckton in my life, and I have never once seen that word

>> No.53918297

Not a brocon btw

>> No.53918345

>>53918297
She's just a bit dumb prease andastand

>> No.53918364

>>53918345
I heard it too

>> No.53918378

>>53918297
Shondo has a PHD on Incest studies.

>> No.53918578

uoh

>> No.53918658

>>53918378
She's never beating the brocon allegations

>> No.53918722

i need to bust a fat nut to her tummy

>> No.53918764

Both chat and Shondo are hornier than usual today

>> No.53918806

>>53918764
nerds actually get her turned on

>> No.53918875

>>53918806
im so in

>> No.53918882

>>53918764
She's only horny because i'm licking her cunny under her desk.

>> No.53918890

>>53918806
I'm fucking in

>> No.53918895

>>53918806
DONT let her see john carmack or its over

>> No.53919284
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>>53918895
This man has done literally everything but go to the moon, no one can resist the Carmack

>> No.53919345

>>53919284
he wouldnt settle for the moon he would only settle for the stars

>> No.53919402

she's making sex noises again.

>> No.53919470

>>53917670
Based fellow spiritual practitioner I wish you well on your endeavors.

>> No.53919648

Youngest Middle-Schooler

>> No.53919665

>>53919648
syadouSob

>> No.53919840

bros she was grifting the entire time not a weeb its over bros bros im not recovering bros

>> No.53919889

ded

>> No.53919929

>>53919648
TuT

>> No.53919989

That was bullshit.

>> No.53920107

i'm rock hard bros. please help.

>> No.53920123

She has such a way with words

>> No.53920141

Ive never felt more loved

>> No.53920144

>>53920107
>please help
Do you want me to suck you off, or what?

>> No.53920168

wife love

>> No.53920195
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53920195

she belongs to me

>> No.53920247
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>>53920144

>> No.53920290

Dont bees nut so hard they fucking die

>> No.53920519

MODS GIVE ME MY FUCKING GAMBA WIN SHE KEEPS LOSING

>> No.53920733

>>53920519
Shondo is insider trading

>> No.53920748

i won

>> No.53920812

I am a mister.

>> No.53920936
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53920936

>hehe muh sekrit knowledge
she hates this cringe shit stop it

>> No.53920975

>>53920936
What was that in response too?

>> No.53920983

>>53920975
People baiting her into doxxing her age

>> No.53920985

>>53920936
what are you going on about schitzo

>> No.53921011

>>53920975
>you guys are just doing the 30th birthday thing for me to dox my name
Also that name is short enough i can already tell who that is

>> No.53921084

>>53920983
>>53921011
ok i will dox her age here shes a 60 year old black dude who looks suspiciously similar to morgan freeman
sorry you had to learn this way

>> No.53921182

>>53920936
God I hate that cunt

>> No.53921205

>>53921084
I'll have to learn to love Darius one way or the other then...

>> No.53921207

>>53921084
I love her even more now

>> No.53921449
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53921449

In TWO DAYS it'll be Shondo's birthday, show your appreciation by contributing to her birthday card! Standard rules apply: tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). On top of that, Shondo must be completely flat-chested and have her wrists and neck covered at all times, whether by her ribbons or by something else. Tiles that have her wrists or neck exposed will not be accepted

Some things Shondo likes:
>Horror movies
>Serial Killers
>Lolis
>(You) (me)
>Her family
>Her chuuba friends (Nina, Soya, Inis, Abigail, Olivia, Kitanya)
>Middle-aged, broken, father-like figures
>Yoghurt
>Sims
>A British children's history show called Horrible Histories
Meme edits are okay, but Shondo treasures every piece of drawn fanart she gets, so try and go the extra mile and draw something even if you're not good at it
https://streamable.com/dv1p8o

The deadline is set for July 22nd at 10pm EST/4am BST July 23rd, make sure to get your tiles in before then

Do not be dissuaded by the lack of space, if you want to make a tile there will always be room for it

>> No.53921462

>>53921084
What the fuck I love her more now

>> No.53921476

>>53921449
my submission didn't made it :C

>> No.53921498

>>53921476
Which submission was that?

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53921535

>>53921498

>> No.53921602

>>53921535
Sorry, I was sending out Callie's card at the time and forgot to download it. It's on there now

>> No.53921635

>>53921602
Thanks bro.

>> No.53921644

>>53921449
Do I need text on mine I just have a super basic ms paint drawing

>> No.53921647

>>53921535
Cute!

>> No.53921675

>>53921644
no but you should hug me like a man

>> No.53921691

>>53921644
It doesn't need text, it just has to show that you're appreciative of Shondo

>> No.53921870

Bros, I always thought "IQ tests are meaningless" was a cope, but I'm starting to have my doubts...

>> No.53921923

>>53921870
What's her IQ ?

>> No.53921934

>>53921870
the iq tests ive seen were almost all pattern recognition so i wouldnt be supprised she does well on them given she sees patterns fairly easily

>> No.53921982

>>53921923
3

>> No.53921991

>>53921923
I think it was between 130 and 150. She didn't give us a number.

>> No.53922053

This fucking brat.

>> No.53922114

>>53921991
she was tested when she was very young, so the result doesn't mean anything anyway. people are trying to change it so that only adult IQ is tested because it's just too random with kids.

>> No.53922497

her multiple choice test taking skills are lacking, one of those options was completely different in a suspicious way

>> No.53922499

shondo...

>> No.53922575

>>53922497
yeah bolster and strengthen mean the same thing so they can't be correct

>> No.53922810
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53922810

>>53921449
I forgot about the resolution so it might look weird

>> No.53922815

i want more time with her... shondo pls... alt stream PREASEEE

>> No.53922854

>>53922810
I think it looks cute.

>> No.53922858

>>53922810
Cute and SOVL

>> No.53922862

>>53922810
nice

>> No.53922868

>>53922810
i like it.

>> No.53922898

>>53922810
cute and funny

>> No.53922919

>>53922810
im going to have sex with it

>> No.53922941

>>53922919
Please do not fuck the cakedo

>> No.53923003

My wife is fuckin retarded

>> No.53923016

>>53923003
She took her meds.

>> No.53923018

>>53922810
kek

>> No.53923034

>>53923003
just makes her that much cuter

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53923117

Dangling Lily cute

>> No.53923132

i love her so much bros

>> No.53923148
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53923148

love my menhera wife

>> No.53923160

>>53923148
draw her cunny please

>> No.53923201

Shondo would like Signalis

>> No.53923229

>>53923148
Cute

>> No.53923303

shondo would actually marry nina given the chance

>> No.53923331

>>53923148
Nice

>> No.53923345

>>53923303
To be fair I think most chuubas would

>> No.53923376

love my walking red flag wife

>> No.53923383

i love her

>> No.53923385

>>53923148
I love your stuff anon

>> No.53923437

I think Shadow may actually be a homosexual

>> No.53923458

i want to hug her

>> No.53923465

>>53923437
i think you are projecting bro wanna kiss and find out

>> No.53923549

>Inis wanted to be more loli like Nina and Shondo
Cute

>> No.53923589

>>53923465
Only if we use girl models in vrchat

>> No.53923649

>>53923549
The lolification of the barbie girls has begun.

>> No.53923733

i want to hold her and sniff her so bad i will rest my hands on her tummy and inhale the top of her head

>> No.53923783
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53923783

I am eepy today, and I have a big day tomorrow, so I'll call it early. Good night my shoggas. Please archive the alt stream if she does one.

>> No.53923854

I love shondo!

>> No.53923882
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53923882

>>53923783
Sleep well!

>> No.53923907

>>53923783
goodnight shogger

>> No.53923984

I love my wife

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