/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53845477
Fauna wasnt funny anyways.

I MISS FAUNA

>>53845524
The same can be said for all white women.

She's in Japan with ORK

>>53845477
Sacrificed herself to kill Omega, Vesper, and Magni

>>53845477
The Gura curse was passed on to her.
She can be saved, but only by selecting another HoloEN as a vessel.

>>53845477
Watch Kaela instead if you want someone that won't betray you.

>>53845477
>over 7 days
silent suspension

I've been hallucinating that Faufau gathered 4 crystals to contain her essence in the middle of an alligator and no matter how many times I dive into the forest lakes I can't find it.
The crystals are sapping my energy. The energy of the land to maintain the illusion. Only by crafting breadsticks will I be able to unlock the Quaso of Truth and break back into reality to find Faufau.
...but the real question is...
Why isn't she looking for me!?
Uuuuuuuuuuuu.......

>>53845524
>Fauna: What's the difference between Ground type and Rock type?
>Fauna: If I ground my ass on your face, will you get rock hard?

>>53845477
Pretty sure she is in japan getting Magni and Vesper fired

>>53846538
why isn't she at least tweeting?

>>53846633
She doesn't tweet while on vacation, she's said this before.

>>53845572
FAUNA IS THE ONE true masterpiece of the Internet age. Anything else anyone can say or make is inferior by comparison. FAuna has perfect balance between form and function. She is elegant, sophisticated, tasteful, yet utterly repulsive at the same time - much like humanity itself. We are a species capable of great beauty but also profound depravity. Fauna captures both sides of our nature in a single iconic image, reminding us that we cannot separate the two without destroying the entire package deal. If I could choose to be remembered by anything, it would be the image of the faun frolicking amongst the trash and the rubble. For me, it represents the best and worst of ourselves, wrapped up in a neat little bundle of pixels.

She has a life outside of vtubing which doesn't include you.
This applies to all vtubers.

>>53845477
Getting creampied fr fr, but worry not cuckling, this is just more material for the next asmr ntr stream

>>53845586
>The same can be said for all white women.

>>53847099
Faufau don't I look enough like a 1-UP mushroom to be your extra life?
Faufau...I'm cool enough to hang out!
*Does a sapling dance which looks like the Helltaker demon girls map idle*
Don't leave meeeeee

>>53846352
No way she said this

>>53845524
fpbp

>>53847463
DIOS MIO LA CREATURA

>>53846352
That's disgusting and she call herself an idol?

>>53845477
you knew what you where getting into, give her some space

>>53845477
Why do you care? She’s not your friend.

>>53849228
Im sure youre great friends with your oshi. Probably hang out with them all the time. Must be nice. You should go hang out with them now. Give them a call

>>53849228
Yeah she's my wife

>>53849320
Yeah. He’s a 2 view i know irl. Sucked each other off a couple of times in the past.

>>53849380
Least gay anon on this board

WHERES MOMMY

>>53849410
breastfeeding me
now hush, youre just going to make it take longer if you yell

>>53849458
>ywn be breastfed by fauna while receiving a nursing handjob as you lay in her lap
Its so fucking over

>>53849518
why fucking live

>>53849550
I still live because of her

>>53845477

Japan probably abducted our girl for Hololive Meet.

I kind of get the feeling that they believe their new studio is a better deal than it actually is, and are fooling themselves by continuing to force everyone to go to the office, even if it creates a black hole of content for EN.

It's pretty typical toxic office politics: instead of admitting that they have a problem putting out consistent content, which is objectively the worst thing anyone hoping to expand as a streamer can do, they try flash-in-the-pan ideas to draw interest from elsewhere.

>>53849410
Sapling... she...

>>53845477
mother nature had some homos to kill. she brought an all vegan AK-47 while muttering "remember, no male collabs."

>>53845477
>I want Gura to stream more!
>monkeys paw finger curls

>>53845477
right when Magni and vesper were suspended. Curious?

>>53845477
This a vtuber board.

Just a crumb of a tweet, it’s all I’m asking

>>53852146
...!

>>53853063
You don't deserve tweets

There's no other reasonable way to look at it
She hates me specifically and wants me to suffer

>>53857675
no...

Is she the new Gura? is this the beginning of the end?

>>53846029
Amelia or Kronii please
Amelia or Kronii please
Amelia or Kronii please
Amelia or Kronii please
Amelia or Kronii please

fuck fauna or any other holo en, gura is back

you all do realize that with a shit ton of things coming up, it's sensible for mommy tree to be swamped with hololive homework, if not in japan doing hololive homework.

>>53845477
>see fauna thread
>don't read op
>post "i miss fauna"
I MISS FAUNA

>>53847927
This is the autism that wakes me up every morning

>>53845477
Fired for being a jew rat

>>53845477
part of the holoEN experience is welcoming being ghosted

>>53863492
You're fucking EVIL

The only answer is Ina

>>53863492
Ok I hear your suggestion but how about
Amelia please
Amelia please
Amelia please
Amelia please
Amelia please
>>53866032
This is fine too

>>53845477
a small sacrifice for gura to come back......... anon im sorry

>>53849715
My take is now covid is over cover is forcing them all to do the shit JP has always done. Get them up to standard or shake out the people who won't do the work. They scared Gura into streaming. It does create a content problem, but hopefully they return and are better.

Getting fired just like the homos

>>53868060
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53845524
Die

>>53849380
Based actually

>>53874940
Cuck

She betrayed gura so gura had her removed.

>>53875323
instantly BTFOd

>>53875483
She mentioned her uuuus as fauna was hauled away by cover security.

>>53845477
Will she be in canada next week to repay the favor?

>>53845477
That's a lot of fucking words to say "UUUUUU". Who's been educating the saplings?

>>53863492
not kronii, SNOT must return at all costs

>>53845477

>>53876971
Sorry, it's me. I didn't expect things to get this far. I'm worried about how quickly their intelligence is progressing.

Just one Konfauna please...

>>53845477
She's probably gonna show up in Europe with the others.

>>53880287
She'll show up in Canada and do ASMR with Kronii again

>>53845477
please come back fauna... im sorry i got upset about what you said...

>>53876971
>Everyone keeps molesting saplings
>The extensive amount of semen they're forced to consume has contributed to increased brain development they were starved of with their vegan diet

>>53881099
what did she say

She's busy pinning down her saplings and having rough breeding sex with them anon, don't worry you'll get your turn soon
You'll bend over for mommy won't you? uuu~

>>53887174
...

>>53887174
Uuuu harder mommy

>>53849410

Futa is gay
Pegging though, sure
Not into that stuff but I'd let Fauna do just about anything provided she says she's proud of me after

>>53845477
Dead.

>>53889871
Futa isn't gay unless the balls touch

>>53867498
What do you mean they scared Gura into streaming?

>>53889871
>Futa is gay
wtf anon

>>53889871
Straight porn has one guy and one girl. If you fap to it it's 50% gay since you're fapping to a dude. If you watch a futa fuck a girl, it's one girl and half a girl therefore 25% gay. If a girl fucks a girl there's no guy involved which would be 0% gay but then they're lesbians so 100% gay.
Futa is the least gay option.

>>53894072
Futa is "yeah these girls are cute but I can't get it up unless I see at least one cock in the image" which means it is 200% gay because it means being so consumed by cocklust that you violate nature to insert them where none should exist.

>>53845477
return soon

Not to be dramatic but I'm starting to think she hates us and she's never ever coming back

>>53845477
In Japan, probably.

>>53845477
She's getting oil drilled in her forest anon just wait until she announces the 9 month break.

>>53845477
a better place

>>53845477
I'm not sure a choker was the right decision on a neck of this size.

She's doing an off-collab with Haachama in my basement

She's not your friend, she doesn't give a shit about you or any saplings, she's busy with you-know-who

>>53845477
Ask ed edd n eddie.

>>53863492
>kronii
>le usual
LMAO

>>53902035
The sapling destroyer

>>53845477
ITS BEEN 50 YEARS

>faggotvtmemes posts about this thread
>suddenly shitposting increases tenfold

>>53902277
Saplings forever friendless

Snail is kill

>>53845477
SHe loves you.

>not even """"dox"""", just some words about cartoon character, instantly deleted and banned
>meanwhile JP dox stayed in the catalog for half a day
Priorities.

>>53905787
By "you", you mean -

>>53895578
why did he do it ?

>>53845477
A sacrifice needed to be made for Gura's return.
Two gay faggots wasn't enough.

>>53889871
it might not be gay, but it is faggotry.

WHERE IS SHE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

>>53912489
It seems that, in your squeebing, you have upset her

>>53912996
No... NOOOOOOOOO
YOU ARE LYING

>>53845477
only 9? what are you, a child?

CAN YOU FEEEL TIME
SLIPPIN DOWN YOUR SPINE

>>53879916

Is the longest break she's taken?

>>53915410
>>53879916
>the interns who made this didn't understand that Mumei gets slapped by Kronii for being a bystander
Still miffed.

>>53914721
NOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

She's busy getting PLAP PLAP PLAP'D. sorry chuds

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
LOOKS LIKE IT CAME BACK FOR MORE

>>53915017
No one actually cares about Haato/Haachama.

>>53918020
I care

>>53914786
Fauna hates saps

>>53922281
*saps you*

> Hey, I'll need to take some time off to prepare for a special project!
> It's another pay-walled concert that have whooping total of 15 minutes of Fauna in it
Why is she like this. There is quite litteraly nothing she could do that I would look at and say "Yeah, that shit was worth 10 days of radio silence"

>>53923064
don't you love concert and faufau's dancing?

>>53915540
No, but it’s the most vague as to when she will come back.

>>53915540
It will be.