/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

axel syrios

https://twitter.com/10mamomi/status/1681707225444941825
>A story about wearing blue gloves
I've never seen Ponyo

>feeled
holy ESL

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>53790642
https://files.catbox.moe/8o18ne.mp3
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53790745
holy newfag

Gavis Bettel love, premarital sex, pregnancy scare, shotgun marriage, stress induced miscarriage, marriage annulment, hatesex, remarriage, ntr arc, and jealousy fueled murder-suicide

>>53790745
imagine being this new

https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1681730505220210698
Hakka is excited for Spider-Man 2, are you?

>>53790754
Amen.

magni jerking off bettel much like you would a horse before a race so he can profit off of selling his sperm

>>53790949
HAKKA NO, THE SAG-AFTRA STRIKES! YOU'LL BE BLACKLISTED!!

>>53790997
>Magni rolls a wisdom save with disadvantage to avoid drinking all the Bettel Balljuice

>>53790754
Amen

Graduate Guterman Jeffrey

>>53790898
This gives me life

>>53791109
He is literally dramafree, I don't understand tempura...

The final Tempus short that was supposed to come out on the 22nd has also been delayed, right?

>>53790949
Yeah, only played the first one this year, so I'm in no hurry, still have the Miles game to play, but it was very good. Don't even like capeshit usually, only played it because I like Insomniac.

>>53791041
More like the SAG ASSTRA (who are these Jews idc)

>>53791173
Vesties hate him because he called their oshi a bitch.

>>53791228
wrong group. it's AMPTP that are the executives and producers who are jews. sagaftra are the union workers making min wage.

>>53791173
He just spams boring strat-o-matic streams and has low numbers, low number bad.

>>53790754
amen

>>53791109
Never say that ever again.
Thanks to the anon who made this drawing... best reaction pic ever.

>>53790949
Venom looks awesome. If his host is some bullshit character though it might actually sour the whole game for me

Am I correct in thinking that Bettel is streaming pizza tower in 1 hour?

>>53791242
Vesper's space made him want to stop being human...

>>53791109
Seek forgiveness in Christ.

>>53790997
wait, they jerk horses off before a race?

>>53791583
jerking off clopbot before he enslaves humanity.......Ue

>>53791499
Yea

>>53791499
Yes.

>>53791583
It's called a "stud fee" and I hear there's LOTS of MONEY to be made hohohohoho

https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1681756064457318400

Morf.

>>53791746
CUTE

>>53791746
UEUEUEUEUE

>>53791746
i don't like the color combo on the hoodie but im getting the rest

>>53791746
This could be their last official merch.

I hope my whole ohmonah Altare fit gets shipped before september. I wanna travel in style

>>53791865
Better get it then, my little mag

It’s over…https://twitter.com/rpr/status/1681749090114195456?s=46&t=ELUCstEOk1NGjSYruI-3rg

>>53791746
these are paid models and magmites irl will never be this cute

>>53792074
he'll have to sell his body in the night to pay it off...

Happy they are postponing the anniversary for the boys to come back

>>53791847
imo the purple should have been more saturated/darker, it's too muted compared to the red

Exterminate Morf leRoche

>>53792173
crush-kill anon ymous

>>53792074
>Shit ass meth lab

Is ohmonah stuff made to order or is it limited stock? I'll be at work when it goes up.

>>53792221
god he's so hot ToT

>>53792317
call in sick

>>53792074
I'm surprised it took so long for Euriece's car to explode

>>53792173
Rape (you) to death

>>53792317
do you really think the merch would sell out that fast kek

>>53792450
nta but if it's made to order then it's guaranteed they're gonna get it, but if it's stock there's a chance the stock is small to begin with.

>>53791401
chu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--gwlA0eqM
Bettel frame is up

>>53792677
eyyyyy gabagool

I love my greedy boyfriend very much!!

>>53792677
>Stream title
Why is he so racist against dagoes?

>>53792677

so they're not gonna do anything for the anniversary? not even solo streams with a countdown or whatever?

>>53793072
Look at the schedules

>>53793072
They are doing thier personal Anniversary streams, just not the HQ one this week

>>53792926
Back to the oven, you de aged Nippon made WOP

>>53793072
anni was cancelled, retard-kun
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1681574599392108544?t=Tdt1jMMayJLaeaqQlh5rhg&s=19

>>53792855
I know bettelion are whiny lunatics, so what are the odds that at least one person is gonna be genuinely mad about the title?

>>53793168
Postponed, not cancelled

>>53793168
postponed, retard-kun. time to go back

>>53793197
They don't know Italians aren't actually white. Don't let em know shhhhh

>>53793168
But what dose it all mean, lol

I'm starting to think Magni's and Vesper's work phones were compromised or something

>>53793340
you realize this makes it look even worse right?

>>53793340
Magni clicked a phishing link and then the hacker forwarded the message to Vesper
Axel was asleep when the breach occurred and Leader was on a late night walk

>>53792677
He even takes the mafia meme from Magni...

So a majority of Tempus prefer ass and short hair.
2 things I will never have, should I just give up now

>>53793271
Fuck you

>>53793401
cut your hair sis

>>53793401
Live for yourself and love the good in you faggot

>>53793401
Both ass and short hair are achievable natty

>>53793401
cut your hair and do squats or get a BBL idk sis

>>53793401
do squats and cut your hair

>>53793401
Squat bro

Is Noir back yet?

Is Noir bark yet?

Is Noir black yet?

why Mango gone

>>53793401
Was there a survey or something?

>>53793430
>>53793455
>>53793459
I've had short hair and I looked like an up and coming Karen no matter the hairstyle
The amount of work for a bubble butt is way more than people think
>>53793442
I guess

>>53793380
How is losing your phone worse than NDA breach or other rrats people spread?

>>53793380
it'd only be bad if they're completely unsecured, and so far nothing looks as if someone got hard dox info

Is Noir Barack yet?

>>53793521
>>53793612
ISRAEL????

>>53793425
Cook me some pasta Guido with your Mediterranean hands *chu*

>>53791746
Why didn't they get a male model for Magni's set? Altare's had a male and female

>>53793600
>The amount of work for a bubble butt is way more than people think
Better get started now then. Unless you WANT to disappoint your oshi...

>>53793600
get bangs or go full pixie

>>53793656
Magni now identifies as female and is transitioning to Hololive EN Gen 3 from Holostars EN

>>53793712
And Altare is genderfluid/bigender/whatevertheshit?

>>53793656
Because all magmites, like Magni, are women

>>53793168
>Trolling outside of /b/
but why?

>>53793813
No, Altare just has both male and female fans.

>>53793813
Altare is just a bisexual paedophile (confirmed live on stream by Axel)

>>53793813
He's a Lizard.

>>53793603
NDA breach would be willful conduct. going out of their way to leak secrets and shit. getting their phones compromised is just incompetence. especially for a self proclaimed vesper who is paranoid about any and all opsec and security.

>>53793813
Added to the spreadsheet

>>53793401
I remember most of them saying short hair, but do not remember the ass conversation. When was this?

>>53793893
so how did two of them lose their phones at the same time

>>53793893
"More embarrassing" isn't really worse than breaking your contract and getting fired while also ruining your reputation.

>>53793842
>Polmite is a woman

>>53793958
>at the same time
my rrat is that they're unrelated. it just coincidentally happened to be the perfect storm and both fucked up in different ways.

>test

>>53794053
that's even more unlikely than them both getting compromised

>>53793958
They were mugged at AX.

>>53794086
and proceeded to stream for a week using their phones before they realized their phones were gone?

>>53793536
>>53793949
It wasn't a conversation, they've just been asked/talked about it over the year and I've made note of their answers

>>53794086
unless you're suggesting vesper is one of the 4view asians on twitch he wasn't there

>>53793893
>being dumb is worse than being intentionally malicious
I think you have your values skewed

More jester noises in less than 10 minutes to sate the sick desires of sadists

>>53794242
i'd rather see them burn bridges and reputations intentional than to burn bridges and reputations by falling for phishing scam that the elderly fall for

Vesper and Magni actually just have their work phones stuck up each other's asses on vibrate so they get their prostate buttons tickled whenever they get a notification mentioning them on Twitter

>>53793118
>>53793149
oh, that's nice, then. thanks

>>53794223
>Vesper was never black
>He's blasian
My god that's even worse...

AIIEEEE JOHN IS BACK

>>53794297
ToT

>>53794292
>burn bridges and reputations
which is not happening

>>53794370
magni will be fine. can't say the same for vesper. what's he gonna do? go back to being a /here/chuuba on youtube streaming to 95 CCV again?

>>53793401
Call me contrarian, because I prefer breasts and long hair

why is bart typing like this

wdhmbt

>>53794452
I mean that they're not leaving you dramafag

>>53794523
he's the only one who acts out the kayfabe. give him a break.

>>53794523
He's experimenting with ERPing

>>53791746
Naisu, I love it. Just wish there was a back image for the copium t-shirt!

>>53794513
unless youre a Tempus member no one cares

>>53794513
Thanks axel

>>53794146
Share the notes, sister.

>>53794636
axel prefers ass (+thighs) and short hair too though

>>53794146
post notes with sources or else

Wtf is wrong with him

oh god he has the new englander accent

JESTER ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/7--gwlA0eqM
https://youtu.be/7--gwlA0eqM
https://youtu.be/7--gwlA0eqM

he's so racist...

>>53794672
cute

BETTALIAN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--gwlA0eqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--gwlA0eqM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--gwlA0eqM

>jobbing so hard he's putting on a french accent for the italian stream
i HATE this retard...

>>53794704
why did he do it, bros?

It's nice to see that Italian racism tradition set by LiveEN lives in in StarsEN

>>53794843
you can't be racist towards animals

>keyboard
oh boy

>>53794843
British and italian nationalism is classic

why did this game become so popular? not doubting the quality, just curious if the creator was famous before or what

>>53795009
cooka da pizza

Speaking of Italian racism, Bettel = Adam, Magni = Nick, Vesper = Stav, if you know what I mean

he's literally cuphead reviewer tier...

he is having a fucking journo moment

>>53795032
big if true

>>53794638
>>53794684
Guess I'll die
There's no way I'm ever going to find timestamps for all of that anymore
But I'll write them down from now on when I hear them talk about it

>>53795009
it had a demo some popular streamers played like four years ago so it had a bit of a following ready as soon as the game launched

>>53795009
jerma played it

>>53795062
oh, I see, so it didn't come out of nowhere, I just missed the hype.

>>53795009
Jerma

>>53795009
The game is effectively if Sonic, Wario land, had the same humor as ren and stimpy. AND IT WAS A COMPLETE GAME ON LAUNCH.

Reminded me of old newground style games.

>>53795009
This game was in development for a long time, like 5 years or more, and was known among the niche in the retro gaming community that likes Wario Land, 4th game in particular.
I think once it was finally released the whacky visuals caught people attention and then they realized the game was actually very good.

I like it when the streamer her controller issues

I can't believe that Gura played this game better than Bettel...

>>53795193
*cums on you*

Is Bettel the worst gamer in all of Holopro?

>>53795193
who?

>>53795226
Yes but as a bit

>>53795226
No that's Hakka.

>>53795178

ToT and Y

>>53795178
has*, I can't english

>>53795308
Who's that guy on top of Vesper Noir?

>>53795223
>>53795241
anon is right but he shouldn't really be surprised

>>53795364
vox

>>53795377
machina

>>53795308
w-what inspired this...

Bettel is doing a bit, and being extra bad at the game, instead of just being bad at the game

>"This is not easy."
>still in the tutorial

so Bettel is pretending to be retarded, right?

I will never madmouth w*men being bad at games after seeing G to the B play Pizza Tower

>this game plays itself
is he...
is he about to hit the zone?

Bettel has tasted the power of the full mach speed.
He likes-
>yes i got a carrot
oh no he is retarded

>>53795308
TOT fuuchan/vesper doko
Lmao captcha

Its happening again!
Tell me its all going to be ok please!
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiiui

>>53795574
nvm he is retarded

>>53795672
I CANT REMEMBER WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE..

>>53795687

>>53795672
he's fine. he's shitting in the woods, 50 miles away from another human being, just living his best life. He'll be back after he's given access to his account, and he'll be better for the break

>>53795716
Oh, thanks.

>>53795687

>>53795716
THAT'S NOT GRANDPA WHO IS HE UUUUUUUU WHO IS THAT STRANGE MAN UUU I WANT DADDY BACK

>>53795725
Thank you!

This has to be a bit

I don't think bettel is going back to this game after this stream...

>>53795755

Okay, Bettel, this bit has gone on long enough.
...I-it is a bit... right?

there's no way you guys are doubting this is a bit lmfao

Didn't realize there the to at the top of the screen in a secret stage was a deathfield, too.

This is appalingly bad, has he ever mentioned that he sucks at platformers? Or is he just bad at most games. And here I was thinking the stars would be better...

I think he might actually be this bad

I was correct >>53629538
The only one I could see doing it is Leader but it doesn't feel like he would like this game

You hurt Peppino infinity times

>>53795905
>>>/v/eddit

He isn't the worst player, he just needs time.

This is a bit

>>53795938
roru

>>53795905
Magni has a chance too

>>53795905
I would watch Magni play it. I wonder if he's streaming it this week?

Bettel is actually just racist against Italians and likes seeing Peppino suffer

>>53793340
That wouldn't explain why they aren't using their twitter accounts though

the only reason I don't think this is a bit is because Bettel isn't talking a lot

RRATS SLAIN

>>53796089
because [Notice]
Thank you always for your continued support.

All activities of Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper from HOLOSTARS English including live streaming will be stopped for a while.

Apologies for the inconvenience to those who have been looking forward to their performances.
All activities means all activities as their character

Pizzascape usually is the first level the weaker players get Pizzafaced the first time.

>>53795308
I will assume you're a kindred/vestie. But if not, what compelled you to do this?

So is Bettel related to DSP in some way?

Just tuned in, did Bettel already faced the Apple bossfight?

>>53796498
He is only on pizzascape, has only collected 3 toppings so far.
Isn't aware of the importance of collecting all the toppings because he skipped that "important" part in the tutorial.

>>53796387
On one hand, it's the only level in the first world that gives the player a transformation, so I get it taking a bit of time to get used. But man, if they're struggling real just there god help them in the third and fourth worlds.

>>53796498
He's not even past the first level, also it's a pepper you RETARD

>Fall Guys is not a platform game
Bettel what, it is absolutely a platformer, but with a battle royale twist.

That explains alot, Bettel has never played a proper 2d old school nintendo game in his life.

>>53796571
>But man, if they're struggling real just there god help them in the third and fourth worlds.
Are you saying that if someone is bad at the start of a game they will be bad throughout?

OFF COLLAB
OFF COLLAB
OFF COLLAB

Does Bettel usually stop talking and focus on the game like that? Seems to me that he genuinely enjoys it and wants to play it better

He's ignoring the advice pizzas in the hub world...

B for Bettel

>I fear boss fights in this game
FORESHADOWING

>>53796797
With who? Bettel and Peppino?

>>53796815
He stops talking and becomes a mouth breather when focusing

Bettel:
OH BOY 2 AM
>eats pizza

>>53796735
No not at all, and admittedly some transformations in this game are a bit more intuitive than others, but the more gimmicky ones I see giving players difficulty.
Granted, he mentioned that he doesn't play 2D platformers really earlier in the stream and Pizza Tower is effectively an RTA speed platformer, so yeah it's probably more difficult on average compared to most 2D platformers.

Would you still want to ryona Bettel if he looked like Peppino?

>>53795193
At least use someone on topic for your bait, observe:
I can't believe *Mori* played this game better than Bettel...

Ordering at 2am is the best and the worst. You order the most deranged shit you can from that only migrant joint that still works, wait for it either for 15 minutes or for 3 hours, and it's either the best pizza in your life or just a piece of cardboard.

>>53796966
even more so

>>53794292
>Assuming they'll burn bridges just by losing their phones.

https://twitter.com/ohmonah/status/1681783629154865153

>>53796906
Well, he confirmed it. I'm happy that holos enjoy this game and more people learn about it, it's a blast

>the next StarsEN story arc is Pizza Tower speedruns
Y/N? At least it wouldn't be Only Up.

>>53797009
Love that Head Empty shirt, it's going to be my fit.

>>53797138
Soundtrack is a banger too

>>53797222
i don't find this enjoyable to watch but if it's fun for the boys i will tolerate it

>>53797222
I've seen plenty of P rank attempts, they can be pretty fun, so Y

He beat Bloodsauce Dungeon on the first try, that puts him in the upper tier of Holopro Pizza Tower players

>>53797009
Black is nice

>>53797373
We won't know how much he has improved until he faces off with Pepperman

Are any of the boys Italian at all?

>>53797222
Honestly, this game is quite frustrating to watch poor gameplay as its a lot more unforgiving given the whole timer mechanic and the slightly slippery controls giving newbies a rough time. Only Up works given its simpler controls and its also ragebait which makes it a prime streamer game.
So as much as I'd love to see any of the stars try to speedrun it, it's probably gonna be pretty painful.

>>53797222
Any "git gud" gamestream is a good stream in my book. Give me some AVGN/Game Center CX kino

This stream has made me understand the people who want to ryona Gavin Brisket

Youtube servers have been ass tier lately. Susan come back.

>>53797523
Magni

>>53797657
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF3NzVf8bMw

Bettel is somehow worse than the girls at Pizza Tower kek.

Any hakkitos in here? Is the Tricky Tower supposed to be a collab?

>>53797523
I can't remember if Bettel was Greek or Italian

>>53797920
its impressive, honestly

HERE WE GO

>>53797009
Cute

>>53797992
he is both greek and italian

>>53797992
Both

>>53797920
it's a bit
>>53797992
he's west elysian

>>53797009
His shirt is the best one. I'm getting it for sure
Actually, his color palette is overall the best one too

>>53797652
Welcome, imagine shoving his face into his 2 am pizza and making him cry for being so shit at video games (lovingly)

To be fair, he is learning the pepperman fight alot better than everyone else, but thats after the slog that is the troubles he has with the stages.

>>53798169
Don't knock the ojisan shirt man, I wear it everywhere. I miss im him ;_;

He's changing the voice, that's puberty for you

He surprisingly isn't having that hard of a time for his first tries with the boss, he might just only really be good at that while struggling with the platforming, which is well, most of the game kek

>>53797523

>>53797009
Axel's color scheme is actually goated.

Saw that coming, but now he knows.

>>53797942
he’s playing with altare!

and now he knows the tech.
Bettel's brain cell has now become 4 instead of just 2.

HE'S LEARNING

>>53797942
I'll take it that there's no hakkitos around, hopefully it's a collab because this game solo looks boring

>>53797009
Axel's is the only one I wouldn't be embarassed to wear outside

my sides

>can barely walk properly in regular stages
>destroying the boss with extremely consistent parries
What do you call this condition

>>53798413
Brother, someone answered you here >>53798362

>>53798493
playing up the bit

>>53798493
>destroying the boss
He's still dying

>>53798493
Good at combat, bad at getting to the boss encounter.

A SOULS PLAYER

>>53798253
I'm not buying Vesper merch unless I know for sure he's not at fault for everything again.

>>53798493
being able to press a single button on time

HE DID IT

He is above average at the boss fight.
He may have a chance if he manages to get past the tougher stages.

I beat the entire fucking game in much less than the time it took for him to beat Pepperman

>>53798635
a-are you a GOD GAMER????

>>53798635
wau

>>53798635
He was pretty good at the bossfight but man, the platforming...

Bettel's hot when he's focused.

>>53798362
Considering Altare wasn't 100% sure and Hakka hasn't mentioned him I don't think that's the case

>>53798511
It's almost like they replied while I was writing my own post

>>53798717
platformance anxiety please understando

>>53798816
literally a minute before your post...

>>53798847

>>53798865
I'm phoneposting, anon.

>>53798847
Did Bettel post this

>>53798733
Altare retweeted his post recently, I would say is 60/40

>>53798951
there she is

>>53798959
>phoneposting
jesus christ, how horrifying

ENTER

>thinks Yoshi's Island is hard

Bettel is the dude who thinks all 2d games are platformers isnt he?

>>53799145
It can be hard as in the aim system is a pain in the ass but it's so difficult to die in that game and the punishment is so small

>>53797000
magni will get a slap on the wrist but this is vesper's second suspension

Funny how the mort the chicken stage was his best stage so far He got all the toppings there

>lets take it slow
>on the stage where you need to race to get the toppings
HE DOESN'T DO IT ON PURPOSE

After this I'm gonna watch whoever has the #1 speedrun record to cleanse my palette

>>53799645
thank you for supporting me

I don't understand what is going on here.

Someone please tell Bettel that he can grab dash to start climbing up a wall instead of backing up to dash jump into it, that alone would alleviate his climbing issues a good bitS

I think it's funny when Axel says YOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53799995
I like it when he gets whiny in japanese

A FUCKING PIZZABEAT

ENTER

Since Axel is currently asleep, discuss ways he could improve his streaming content

HE WAS ALMOST THERE

>>53797523
Hakka said he was part italian once

>>53800183
same

IF he clutched it, i would have said he did better than everyone else so far.
Of course, he is still ranking higher considering how into the game he is, only slighter lower than mori at this point.

>>53800351
isreal?

Still thinking about Shinri's cabbage dog. I know it smells crazy. Got his scent all over it. I want just one sniff pleeeeease

>>53800404
he could start kissing me in front of everyone

>>53794843
>Aruran bullying
Italian racism started all the way back with StarsJP even.

>>53800404
>Don't choose games on a whim.
>If it's a sandbox game then plan beforehand on what you're gonna do for the stream
>write what you wanna talk about on your phone's notepad so you can always have topics
>If you're gonna do a watchalong of an anime or series, start from season 1 or at least tell people weeks in advance so they can catch up
I think that's it, Axel's content is fine as is, just some minor stuff that annoyed me in this first year.

>he grabbed that first topping at the beginning of the level
HE IS REMEMBERING THE STAGE.
HE IS ADAPTING

>>53801075
he's weirdly good at remembering maps and shit, even since the first We Were Here collab

>>53800404
Surely more JRPGs from 5+ years ago will help. Also tell Flayon to play more visual novels. The audience craves 8 playthroughs of Hatoful Boyfriend

absolute sweattel

>>53800581
Once? When did he stop being Italian?

HE DID IT

A !!

HE DID IT

A for Bettel!

>>53801326
He accidentally broke some spaghetti once, and the italian all drained out of his skinny penis