/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>expecting anyone on this board to care about Mel

>>53727885
>thinking mel has unicorns

>faggot OP think anyone care
peak kek

>>53729605
Usually EN only thing all JP talent is unicorn friendly except for the ones they see in the catalogue being shit on

>>53729860
>all JP talent is unicorn friendly
you don't watch them clipfag.

>>53729860
anon, do you even know that the number of unicorn friendly holos are less than half of the entire roster?

Holy newfag

>>53729912
>>53730096
I'm just saying, it's the EN fans that think this shit, I seen the JP girls interact or talk about Stars multiple times on their streams

>>53727885
I'm not reading all that but good luck Fuma, make sure to wear a condom. You have no idea where that vampire has been

gem

>>53730540
>multiple times
only matsuri and fubuki did it regularly. the others like choco, roboco, and even suisei interacted once or twice. are you the oborotai faggot who try to cling on to every interaction?

>>53729605
I'm not a unicorn, because I don't care about doxfagging. She is one of my favourites from jp, but I would reconsider supporting her if she starts collabing regularly with homos. That's just not something i watch hololive for

The sheer number of clueless zoomers in here is depressing

>>53727885
She literally had IRL meet ups with her unicorns tho

>>53729912
Learn to read you utter retard

>>53727885
its.... true....

>>53727885
fuma my balls

it's funny because any girl who actually got close to Fuma would likely be repelled by his insane, unhealthy hobo lifestyle

>>53731946
Is everyone in starsJP either a femboy or a hobo hikki?

>>53732192
Not everyone.

OP do you really think anyone on this board is old enough to know that pasta

>>53731946
With how many Menheras are in the company, that's is the least disgusting thing and I am sure Mel could handle it knowing her.

>>53733243
>one time his tea somehow spoiled, and he decided to reboil it again and drink it, leaving a rotten taste in his mouth
>went to massage therapist where they told him his back was one of the more concerning cases they’ve seen. his shoulders were in the wrong place, his back was nearly at scoliosis-level, and his neck muscles were dead from all the hunching he was doing looking down at his switch
>did massage therapy, almost shit himself on the table (he had reoccurring stomachaches throughout the whole day because he kept eating like shit, eating cakes and coffee the entire time).
>admitted to refusing to wash his dishes
>has a broken fridge
>took a sip of expired chunky milk
>found that there was mold growing inside of his fridge next to his vegetables (that he also refuses to eat)

>>53733294
That's the same as Shien except with more mold and filth

>>53732667
At least you and me are

Who can I watch for GFE?

>>53735466
None, all girls lie.

>>53731632
learn not to get cuck you stupid clip fuck.

>>53735442
I remember it as well. At first I thought it was just bait but when I read the line "Shit was SO cash" I was overcome by a swell of memories.

>>53727885
Fuma is one of the OGs Holos were probably worshipping at the time it's fine.

>>53727885
I will support this ship only because you brought back a good memory of better times on this site.

>>53727885
cringe

>>53727885
yeah okay faggot, we get it

who the fuck is this fuma though

>>53727885
ok

I rather watch Mixed collabs, since apparently the male e-celeb saga has been a thing for a little while, also this was literally just a phone call, dammed if a girl recognized your existence for some few seconds.

If the schizo who stalks the Holos whom have or are doing male e-celeb collabs is around here, can you drop an updated list on who's actively doing then, specially RM/offstream?

buy an ad

I'm sure 80% of the anons on this thread live better than Fuma, he's disgusting.

>>53730852
Then you are and therefore must be eradicated.

>>53754612
Fuma is the most yume friendly holostar because he's vile lifestyle repels all 2d women

>>53727885
It's depressing how few replies recognise this pasta and instead took it at face value and got mad. Why is /vt/ swarming with retarded newfags?

>>53756579
it's especially bad now that we live in a time where all that old stuff has been catalogued and archived in multiple easy-to-use websites such as know your meme. They're not just newfags, they're too lazy to just google an obviously copypasted wall of text before outing themselves as lazy, retarded and embarassingly easy to manipulate newfags.

Actual living proof that any bait will work on this board... I didn't even need to try and hit bump limit on 2 threads. OP posted a well known copypasta and people are STILL getting baited.

>>53727885
>expecting underage newfag ocean-dwelling simians to recognize the "shit was so cash" copypasta

>>53727885
>Mel
I never heard of you Fuma boy but you can keep her. Congrats on the baby.

>>53740443
OGs?

>>53756579
/stars/ is full of underage Twitterfags. Being on that general for some time showed a good amount of them not only seethe at holos on the daily, but also at Tempus. I'm willing to bet that if you banned everyone there, the board would slow down quite a bit

>>53727885
this pasta would be so out of character for Fuma that I actually laughed thanks anon

>>53762184

>>53727885
>You are everything bad in the world
ignorance is bliss

>>53727885
>My name is Fuma
who?

JP mixed collabs are great. The only reason I dislike them in EN is that no one seems to be able to act professionally during one and the people that do them constantly make a point of being antagonistic to their fans afterwards.

Nijisanji JP shipping is a wonderful time that's made for great content and iconic pairs. Every mixed pair I've seen on the EN side, Cover or Anykara, has been disgusting.