/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

Gura said vage last night. As in vagina, i wanna hear her say it. VAGINA

I forgot to mention yesterday how even though Gura didn't play Pizza Tower very well, she's the first vtuber I've seen playing it who spammed parries that much.
God damn it Cover please just make peace with the Muse Dash publisher already and restore its perms so she can stream it again.

Sex with a fembud.

Shark wife

>>53723592
Yeah, mine!

>>53723074
Anon it's the muse dash publishers doing the blocking, what the fuck do you want Cover to do?

my sharkwife

WIFE

gura liked something on twitter

>>53723949
Simple! We must overthrow the Chinese government so Gura can play Muse Dash again!

papa's freezeria frame any second now!

shark wife?

Gura cute Gura cute!

gura will probably stream on the 22nd (my birthday)

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

gura is liking the same art now

>>53724379
slime art*

>>53724379
She only liked the flat one, I love her

>>53724215
Well, you might be on to something given that zhang holofans have been increasingly vocal about how they want Holo back instead of their local chuubas kek. Doubt Cover would go back to that market in any significant way but maybe the publishers would open back up. Highly unlikely for there to be a change in the anti-Holo policy though

>>53724456
No need to lie, she liked the other one too https://twitter.com/Seiso_Cacoethes/status/1681183286251364354

>>53724456
The booba one didn't have big enough assets.

Gurass

>>53724543
Anon that's not the one I meant and you know it

>>53724257
I think today is gonna be a day off, probably tomorrow

I hope she picks a slime art for her thumbnail

>>53724359
Happy early birthday bud

>>53724694
Still possible today

>>53724646
temptress...

>go to refresh her channel because there might be a frame
>realize there's no point when chat isn't going to be open
I miss prechat

>>53724870
I don't

>>53724870
but what if there is? also frame means tweet soon

>>53724870
hello @anonymous

>>53724870
hello @anonymous *gurapat*

>>53724870
I only miss the Gura messages

>>53724870
I could be wrong but it feels like her chatting in prechat was a modern phenomena. I don't recall her doing that very often years ago.

>>53724914
>>53724972
I want Gura chats. Everyone talking about the greeters was always too retarded to ignore them, it's so easy to do.

>>53724988
she did a little but yes now shes chatting more in 2023 (now that shes a little smaller)

>>53724988
Yes, she very rarely talked in chat and has done it a lot more this year.

>>53724870
Fuck off, prechat was never good.

Gura said my name really cutely last night
What could this mean?

>>53724988
It was, mostly. I also liked glancing at prechat like Gura did. I'm so proud of her for hitting enter after so long typing messages and deleting them, and now she can't.
>>53725130
You fuck off, prechat was flawed but had its good qualities the entire time.

>>53725183
She said mine cutely twice, she's definitely gonna ignore the idol handbook to marry me specifically

>>53725454
is he ok

>>53725235
No. The only thing good that ever came from prechat were Gura messages, and those were rare. 99% of the time its just attention whores @ spamming, like Bjoarn.

>>53725454
isn't that vegan friendly?

>>53725454
thats a lobster you fool

>>53725618
Yes! More vegans should take nice baths in oil! Mmh..

>>53725550
No, sometimes they talked about things Gura liked. She mentioned this on stream fairly often. You don't want to look past easily ignorable spam, which is fine,. but pretending like the rest has no redeeming qualities is just wrong.

>>53725454
That's not a shrimp anon.

>>53725457
Tenroy also released a new Gura set today. Guess it's time to goom to both of them

Buds I feel happy

gura should have liked this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfaPS6d_TTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfaPS6d_TTE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfaPS6d_TTE

>>53726077
2STREAMSINAROW

>>53726077
oh god

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Pre-Chat open as well

>>53726077
Let's gooo

>>53726077
YES she picked a slimegirl for her thumbnail!

>>53724870
You happy now faggot?

Gura please stop playing shitty meme games

prechat open, gura here.
chumbies are healing

>>53726152
Yes.

GURA IN CHAT

>>53726077
We are so back

>>53725955
That's a boy

>>53726077
hnnnnnnnng that thumbnail

Anti bros...what the fuck...

Was hoping for some m'craf but I'll take anything!

>>53719532
>>53720053

we...we are back...?

>>53725955
Source

>>53726077
GOO BA

Chumbud status?

>>53726077
meh, that shitty game is only about 1 hour long

>>53726407

We're going to die of refeeding syndrome let's gooooo!!!!!!

are we back? is /ggg/ good again?

Holy shit I can not even remember when was the last time we got 2 streams in a row

Chumbud status?

>>53722937
So, the reason for lack of streams the past few months was so she could make the 2 anime OPs?

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1681377929966518276

The real Gura died and an AI has replaced her, I refuse to believe my oshi would stream 2 days in a row

How back are you guys feeling?

And pre-goom as well! I haven't pre-goomed in ages!

>>53726555
>2
what?

>what flavor you want?
well chumbies?

>>53725916
litterbox please?

are we back for real this time?

are we back?

>>53726685
Her intimate shork juiced flavor of course!

>>53726522
I do, it was right before the 3 week disappearance. 3 minecrafts.

>>53726685
Shark love

>>53725916
Chumchad I know you have his fanbox
Catbox doko?

>>53726662
JANNY GONNA FREAK OUT

>>53726077
What with the slime girl obsession

>>53726998
watch streams

>>53727010
that doesn't explain where it came from

does this brat really think she can get away with playing hooky for several months by debuting a new slime girl model?

>>53726752
>>53726898
Sorry, not on my pc anymore, need some sleep before the stream

>>53727126
She just wants to jiggle jiggle

>>53725955
ToT

>slime girl gura
Holy based

>>53724694
ok I was incorrect and am very glad for it, today will be another good day

>>53727167
That's okay it'll be on kemono eventually. Probably better if it takes a while honestly

>>53725955
puffy slime girl ToT

>>53727140
yes

I miss when Gura didn't stream

>>53727140
I would kneel so hard I reach the earth's core

Chumbies, what's your status?

I can't wait to use my alt account to say bad things about Gura in chat. I'm gonna get banned

>>53727367
sleep deprived, but very happy to see Gura

>>53727375
I am Neal Mohan and I will ban your IP

I need to focus on work but I don't wanna miss a possible prechat message. Aaaaaaaaa

>>53727429
hololyzer will catch it, be at peace

Hey chumbies, other than the Reine call-in did Gura do anything the past week while she was in Japan? I was on vacation and couldn't keep up

>>53727475
she did something big chumbie, and that big thin was me

>>53727471
Anon I can't reply on hololyzer

>>53727475
She did some nice twitter activity. I believe she's talked about everything else on stream, like the onigiri thing.

>Gura got so horny about slime girls yesterday that she shlicked all night and is still thinking about them
based shark
I wonder if she's seen this one yet: https://exhentai.org/g/2579175/f2b5c9b528/

>>53726648
It's definitely this. If you think someone like vedal can make neuro-sama on his own, just think what a professional full size team with Cover's funding could do...

>>53727639
she bought the book from toranoana and squirted onto it

>doubters still being btfo

we are SO back

>>53727694
If she streams tomorrow I'm gonna bully Renpc

>>53727821
ren saved Gura

>>53727821
>>53727863
>they're too happy, emergency, activate the retarded shitposting topic!

Goora cute

Gombus ugly.

Gwambo beautiful

Is this really happening?
Is she back?
Are we back?

>>53728142
The most beautiful.

>>53727140
Instead of thinking about the upcoming stream, Gura is thinking of how to convince her manager to let her get a slime outfit

>>53728181
wait and see
but things are looking good

>>53727821
She only took 1 month off instead of 2! He get btfo.

Guys my wife is so goddamn cute, how can you not fall in love with her?

>>53727821
I was already wrong about today but I'm gonna double down and say tomorrow is the rest day, thursday will be the OP frame by frame breakdown stream/zatsu

GURA!!!

slime girl gura is something I never knew I needed, what has she done to me

that thumbnail...

WIFE TODAY

so what are our feelings on this?

>>53728415
/vt/ - chat never realized that it was goora grooming them the whole time

Gura's slime model is going to push the limits of vtubing again isn't it, she's going to have a transparent model with internal model attachments

>>53728496
too big

How do we work slime Gura into the lore?
Is she the mold that has evolved to mimic the shape of Gura? I think that's the most likely explanation but what do the chumbies theorize

>>53728415
how the fuck did you not know you needed slime gura, that's an entry-level fetish

>>53728496
Slime assets are adjustable.

>>53728649
Gura is actually dead and now being replaced by a mimic

>>53728496
not massive enough

>>53728649
Gura is an atlantian, she probably can use ancient slime magic to transform

Not a chumbud, but I am happy for you guys that she is streaming semi-regularly again

>>53728496
It is the only canonical booba Gura and will begrudgingly accept it.
I refuse to goom to it however.

>>53728496
i guess i'll try paizuri

>>53728649
All of her excess shark juice coalesced and developed sapience.

>>53728652
well that's the thing, I know it's an easy fetish - it just never appealed to me as much as when Gura got all flustered explaining it... I see it now. I've ascended.

>>53728770
you just like embarrassed gura, understandable

Tell me chumbuds, would you still love gura if she was slime?

>>53728823
I mean, that's a given, embarrassed gura has always given me butterflies

>>53728496
If Gura likes big boobies, then so do I.

>>53728853
Yeah. Shark or slime, Gura is still Gura.

>>53728496
Suitable for slippery slimy sex

>>53725078
my smart sharkwife stopped streaming just enough to have the clout chasers off her back, now she can stream for us without issue

I have to go soon. No one better bother me at work while I watch her stream.
It should be pretty slow on Tuesday nights.

>>53729037
the original was much better than the remake.........................

>darkmaze
>ah gura don't open the chat. people demanding answers from months ago will comd here again ruin the prechat.

Can he just die already?

>>53729137
I honestly wish Gura could set streams to only broadband to the USA.

is goop goop gooping today?

>>53722937
UOOOOOOOOOHHHHH ToT SHARK CUNNY TINY SHARK SLIT PINK THROBBING HOT HOT HOT!

>>53729179
VPNs exist you know?

>>53729137
Is he really in chat?

>>53729273
yeah and he's talking to himself

>>53729273

Gura and Shion just love each other "platonically"

>>53729344
Yes, they will only kiss for the ASMR effect in the love nest.

>>53726077
>>53728496
Is this make up sex?

>>53728913
Slime Gura would shove a pseudopod up your ass

Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>53728496
Definitely more appealing than Celise.

TWO GURAAS IN TWO DAYS I CANT TAKE IT!

>>53729137
>shit-stirrer crying wolf again
I haven't read prechat but I assume nothing is actually happening.

>>53729640
its just 1 Gura schizobud

What was the announcement yesterday?

>>53729515
I don’t know what that is. But Good

hello chumbies :3

>>53729710
yeah, it's fine, they're currently talking about making a slime gura based off her 3d model mmd or something

>>53729911
Hi

>>53729942
Halloween new Gura chibi costume: Slime Gura

I looked up slime shark on youtube and it's just kids playing with slime, Gura hasn't hijacked the algorithm yet

so, slime girl now? Is it nearly coom time? :3

I had a dream Gura was chatting with us. She saw a chat message or she read a SC that prompted her to show us how she masturbates with a cam. All I remember is that she spread her lips and that she struggled to put three or four fingers in. That was the closest I've gotten to a wet dream with Gura.

>>53730160
we say goom heree

>>53730160
Yes and always

could slime gura be eliminated by dissolution? or is it spongebob rules

>>53730233
only from the inside

>>53730161
I wish I got dreams like this. All my dreams are just me driving around my city…

>>53730303
do you drive a lot irl?

>>53729765
She's releasing her anime opening video on her channel on July 20th 8pm EDT

I want to goom inside of slime Gura and polute her essence.

>>53729911
henlo

>>53730418
may I.. join you?

2 days in a row??? ok whats going on? this isn't like her, i'am concerned.

Now that Gura is regularly streaming again, are the schizos still here?

Wait, where is the members karaoke stream?

I didn’t watch last guras last stream cause I assumed it was just a one off or just for her announcement and she would just leave again anyway.but I’ll check this one out now sorry for doubting. I’m not a chumbud

>>53730161
I wish I could remember my dreams.. or have restful sleep..

what even is this

>>53730773
how bad is your sleep? I only get 3 hours a night if I sleep at all

>>53730724
>he doesn't know about the tier 3 erotic members karaoke..

>>53730784
it's my wife!

emotional soft gura karaoke soon I hope
also RP ASMR
also death to darkmaze

>saves Gura
>gets tossed under the bus
backstabbers

another stream and pre chat is open?

somebody better convince not to buy membership cause im about to to do it

>>53730915
>death to darkmaze
inshallah

Just came home, and ANOTHER STREAM, IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF!

>>53730820
today i got about 5 hours, I really need a nap or i might pass out when the stream starts
I try to get 7-8 hours but I wake up a lot and my back hurts often

>>53731059
don't come back, gura doesn't want the faithless

>>53731109
you might have sleep apnea, have you ever tried one of these?

>>53731271
No, I also don't snore and I don't think I stop breathing in my sleep.

>>53731131
i thought we were so over. i didnt think we be back ;_;

>>53730351
Yeah... maybe I should completely immerse myself in goob so I can get some gura related dreams.

>>53731356
She's horny and ovulating

>>53731921
Oh no!

>>53726683
she has another one coming up on the 20th.

>>53732105
dumbud...

I would like to take this moment to thank Gura's parents for giving birth to such a perfect specimen

>>53731337
This is what all people with sleep apnea say. Ask your mom to check you when your sleeping or record yourself with your webcam.

>>53732105
it's a good thing you're cute

>>53732227
I did that already, that's why I said it.

>Being hydrodynamic is just more fun!!
>Draw me with big booba.
Wow!!! what a lying whore!!! Was Gura lying then or is she lying now? How do you like having such a lying oshi?

>>53732219
Momma and Papa Shark dont get enough praise for their genetics

>>53732434
Gura wants to always be flat in any form of official depictions, however does not mind having grotesque cowtits in the occasional fanart

>>53726077
Gura is in a manic state. I will reap the benefits of regular streaming until she comes down again and disappears for a few months. Remember to store excess Gooba energy, Chumbuds! We will need it during the drought.

>>53732527
bountiful bosoms

>>53729731
No no he's right, this Gura is made of slime

slime gura can mitosis
we could all have personal slime guras

>>53732434
I didn't know Baked was a chumbud

Gura will NEVER grow booba on April fools day.
She loves us too much to do such a thing.

The slime Gura frame is wearing a shirt, but the shirt is inside of her. So is she still technically topless?

>>53732745
But she doesn't have nipples so its okay

>>53732736
She loves me enough to do that.

>>53731356
Leave, your unfaithful kind get no repentance.
You're either with her through good and bad or not, you left her like a god damn coward and now return with your tail between your legs.
You're not only an unfaithful whore but a pathetic excuse of a fan.

gura you need to like this when you get back on twitter to do your prestream tweet

Chumbies, we are (cautiously) so fucking back.

>>53733405

>>53730161
Damn anon, so close.
I dreamt of Gura last night too. I was in the same class as her at my high school. you know that feeling you got when your crush was near? she sort of radiated an aura of "being present"? that was basically the entire dream, we just did mundane school things and Gura made me sweat and stammer by just existing

Think she'll do another long zatsu/sc reading afterwards?

>>53734134
I hope I win the gacha today

>>53734166
I think prechatters will win this time around if she does since it was open from the start

>>53734231
she didn't read any early supas last stream though

>>53734259
She didn't really read some ones after she finished the game which is usually a safe bet either
Hard to predict

do you think gura is virgin?

>>53730724
You missed it chumbie...

>>53734343
Yeah, it's always a gacha

>>53734134
sc same who knows odds as ever, long zatsu probably not
this isn't exactly a heart pounding action game, zatsu is gonna be a big part of the regular stream portion

>>53734134
Depends on whether she gets on a tangent or not.

>>53734354
I made sure she wasnt ToT

>didn't catch the peppa pig stream
>see anons talking about it
>watch 1h of the VOD, leave the rest for some other day as this surely is all the goob I'll get for the rest of the month
>miss pizza tower stream completely
>watch 1h of the VOD, leave the rest for another day
I will have to miss today's stream too, because my sleep schedule is fucked.
Life is suffering and God is dead.

>>53735035
take a nap, you can still make it, even if you're tired you will less awful for missing it live

>>53735035
Last stream was her 2nd best of the year after the members zatsu

>>53735035
It's even worse when it's a game continuation since you're not caught up when the stream starts

>>53735198
"Nap" doesn't work for me. I either sleep or I pass the night awake, no in between.
>>53735240
There was a member's zatsu too? When?

>>53735240
Grim.

>>53735364
He probably meant the Spring Shark one, where the Daily Gura soundpost is from

>>53735449
valentine zatsu was better

>>53735035
Hey at least ur getting that
i'm gonna be 100% off grid innawoods starting tomorrow until next friday and of course this is when she chose to come back.

I'm so fuckin happy bros...
got gura's limited merch
got kiara's limited merch
got bae's limited merch
got fuckin pekora's limited merch
gura is back, for now

>>53735483
you think so? It was really sweet but it got cut short and privated later on, I downloaded it before it happened though.

>>53735449
>>53735483
I'm talking about the one with the looking for this thumbnail

gura is making me parasocial

https://twitter.com/orobou/status/1681404474697580544
Nice goob

New likes?

>>53735590
oh, alright

>>53735035
Haven't you slept enough in the last 1 year of Gura drought, you lazy chum?

>>53735695
No

You get to fuck slime Gura but she is slowly digesting your dick while it's inside her. Would you do it?

>>53735449
I see. I didn't see anything new in the playlist or holodex.
But apparently I missed a full myth collab too. And I just remembered I still have the powerwash collab.
Jesus christ, just a two weeks ago I was seething at the lack of anything.
>>53735743
When I was awake, shark had abandoned me. Now, in my slumber, she returns.

>>53735764
Did she like those when she tweeted? Sorry, I was out for some time.

>>53735808
without a doubt

>>53735861
she liked those a bit before she tweeted and put up the frame

>>53735808
Absolutely

Gura is getting really hard to predict these days

>>53735949
Thanks chumbie

>>53735808
Yeah I can just wear protection or finish before my skin dissolves.

>>53735808
Yeah, I cum in about 10 seconds if I need to bust.

>>53736172
quickshotchama..

Slime girl ASMR when?

>>53735808
>my dick gets to stay in Gura forever
absolutely

>>53736172
How can you last that long?

I wanna attach myself to Goobi like a male anglerfish does to it's female and suck on her nutrients as I slowly fuse into her body

Are we, dare I say it, back?

>>53737670
How many times are you gonna ask the same question, yes, we're back all the time. We're back and we're back to things being so over.

Gura cute Gura cute!

slime gura anal vore

Buds, how is she so cute? It doesn't seem fair.

>frequent streams
>prechat open
just need a member stream for full healing and then I'll member again

>>53738158
What isn't fair is that there is only one of her.

>>53738498
gura doesn't want you

>>53738554
gura is a content creator who is not aware of my existence. Thus, it would be maladaptive and parasocial for me to predicate my enjoyment of her content on the idea that she 'wants' me.

>>53738593
why are you answering posts as if you're me

Members stream after all the gifted members from her birthday expire.

>>53738694
Friday it is!

>>53738694
I don't think she thinks about gifted members at all beyond a mild dislike of the concept, they don't cause much of a problem and thinking about them means you're losing.

when are we watching mario

>>53737030
i sent a sc about it i hope she reads it

>>53737804
yes but after being over we are back again right?

>>53738644
Why are you pretending to be me, that's pretending to be him?

>>53737030
>>53738886
Retards, you know pressuring her about this stuff makes her build it up as a big thing in her mind and the pressure makes her not want to think about it. Let her cook.

>>53738968
Yeah, it's a cycle but the truth is that we're always back regardless of up or down.

>>53738796
after the lovenest

>>53739384
she's waiting on her outfit for that. first we'll get a karaoke and maybe mario

>>53739001
yeah, let goop goop goop

Gura wants us to know she's pink on the inside.

>>53737670
no you retard
the pattern is, you say we're back and she disappears. the only way to keep her streaming is for us to never be "back"

>>53739973
really riding the line between puffy and balls

>>53739973
It's true, I personally checked!

>>53740186
Either is fine.

Wife soon!

hello @anonymous
i see you

>>53740216
no its not homo

Do you think Gura looks at all the porn cacothes makes of her
https://twitter.com/Seiso_Cacoethes/status/1681174051669114884?t=lje7BZ-gpaiWVDHO2vdPBA&s=19

>>53740345
What the fuck is this question? Of course she does, and so does most of EN.

Gura let's cyb0rseggz!

gura streams are one of the few things i can hyperfocus on
she is a blessing to me

>>53740345
Gura masturbates to it, dummy.

>>53740564
girls don't masturbate dummy

I swear prechat gets hornier every time she comes back from an absence, it's not onahole tier this time or anything but every time I've peeked in since it opened it's been some level of hornyposting

What would sex with slime girl gawr gura be like

>>53740662
It would be extremely painful.

>>53740691
For you

>>53740662
Silly and weird, she'd keep trying to go for your prostate

>>53740797
Hot

>>53740797
Good it needs a massage.

Cute shark soon!

GURAAAA you need to TWEEET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkE69v3aFeg&t=31s
>>53741192
I hate gura

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZN_nUe8koc
COULD IT BE?
IS IT REALLY HER?
IS SHE BACK?

>>53741192
She did earlier, and it wasn't a morning tweet so it's less likely she replies to it again

Got home just in time for goob lesgo

>post workout goom
Feels so good especially after leg day.

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1681453024194232324
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1681453024194232324
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1681453024194232324

>>53741400
KILL YOURSELF CHUMBUD HOLONIGGER FAGGOT
YOUR OSHI IS GETTING RAPDE BY MY WBC

We're so back

yes

>>53741400
you're supposed to goom during or after the stream, what are you going to do if she wants your goom and you're out

my shark wife is feeding into my slime girl fetish, i love her so much

I hope gura commissions a slime girl model. That would be fucking kino.

We are so back

i love goora

The time has come

Finished last nights vod literally 5 seconds ago. Perfect timing lets goo

Stream starting chumbies!

>still no anime OP
as lazy as every

is tme

>>53741693
retard

>>53741693
Anon...

>>53741693
at least pretend to watch streams..

>>53741693
watch streams

sneaky ass bgm

I'm ready, thanks for waiting for me Goob <3

>>53741693
Atleast watch stream before you shitpost

>>53741693
watch streams bro
there aren't even that many to watch so why cn't you even wtch them

>>53741693
We have a retard in the thread

>>53741693
ez bait lool get fucked idiots

>>53741693
10/10 bait. Look at all them replies.

Gura live on the telly with headphones and commentary?

MAKING GOO TODAY!

CUSTOM GURA GOO

Gura is making goo for me