/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53712380
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>53712400
Amen.

sex!

SHINY SPICY LOVE

theyre fine
cover will not release new merch for confirmed terminated talents regulardless if fans would buy it or not
>proper graduation
would have already been announced

You took forever OP

That Cover hasn't made the "suspension" official yet makes me think it could be particularly bad, like lawsuit bad. Makes me think of the NijiJP girl in permanent hiatus.

>>53712513
I jwu and I don't bake

Shintare cute~
https://youtu.be/l5keQbdMIJs?t=12629

>>53712497
>cover will not release new merch for confirmed terminated talents regulardless if fans would buy it or not
I don't think anyone was making that point. Anons were claiming Cover might have not decided yet, so they'll release merch just in case. Which seems reasonable.

>>53712551
Doesn't that nijijp girl always do their voice packs despite being mia for god knows how long? Jp folks rave about it all the time everytime a new set releases, memeing when will she return to streaming.

thank goodness for 4chan X and their filtering system

>>53712712
grow a thicker skin

>>53712684
I actually didn't know that, she has to make a living I guess

shintare happened last night and /MANS/ didnt go crazy?

SEX!

>>53712790
Technical difficulties for a lot of it, unfortunately, but it was still cute.

>>53712790
I fell asleep and I'm too menhera for anything this morning

>>53712826
PEST!

>>53712754
theres a difference between having thicker skin and not wading through a bunch of unnecessary bullshit online kek

>>53712790
Too sad for horny pls understand

honestly at this point i cant actually care if they graduate or not i accepted it,I just want to know what the fuck happened already the vagueness is torture. It aint like I dont like them in fact Vesper is how i found tempus I just wish to know so i can move on with me life.

>>53712981
whatever happens there's a big chance we'll never know what actually went down BTS. Keeps your hopes down about that shit.

Grạdute Mạgni Dẹzmond

>>53712981
Nigga just close your eyes and move on.

The absolute state of the Anniversary if both of them are missing, everyone will know it's over and I don't envy them trying to entertain with that elephant in the room. What a disaster.

idgaf about ves/dez, if they choose to give up the opportunity that is holostars, so be it
I'm just sad for the other boys that they have to deal with their shit again. And I feel sorry for their (normal) fans.

schedules doko

>>53713339
>tempus fans
>normal
u 'avin' a giggle, m8?

>>53712826
Morf will have sex with Ogtha!!!

Remember everyone, most suspensions are 2 work weeks + a few days for processing.

DON'T BIT BAIT ARE/OR FREEK OUT!

Keep in mind the process and the fact that both Magni and Vesper are doing their part by staying quite. <3

>>53713339
>holostars
>opporrtunity
Anon...

>>53713459
>Remember everyone, most suspensions are 2 work weeks + a few days for processing.
proof?

>>53713459
>quite

NOIR VESPER YOU LAZY GERIATRIC!
COME BACK THIS INSTANT
I COMMAND YOU

>>53713459
Most suspensions have a return date, this one is indefinite so all bets are off

>>53713459
Quite WHAT anon??? QUITE WHAT?!?!?!? I'M GONNA BITE BAIT ARE/OR FREEK OUT!

>>53713339
If I have to sit through another Depression arc from Altare and Axel while I get Magni's doxxshit streams on my FYP I will find him and I will kill him. Vesper is on thin ice because he could be in Alaska right now or straight up dead and no one would know. Cover is not stupid enough to fire them and destroy any chance of the branch recovering without a very good reason.

>>53712826
SEX WITH MORF

>>53713492
yeah playing games is definitely worse than a 40h workweek in most other shitty jobfields

SEX!

>>53713204
This already happened once and it barely made any difference after the first 10 minutes or so. If Dez and Vesper aren’t there, they’ll bring VG and it’ll be fine

>>53713459
If it's a suspension it's still their fault for fucking up and ruining the anniversary for the other boys

>>53713459
Vesper also took a long time to get back to normal after suspension. He was still on a menhera arc well past the 6 month anni. Magni I am hoping it was just circumstances beyond his control, but Vesper I am done with. 6 month menhera binge and only the past two months things look like they're getting back to normal then this happens. I feel bad for the Vesties but for a guy who constantly acts like he's trying to be considerate how many times the other members have had to cover for his fuck ups? Most of the time he doesn't even explain himself.

is Morf technically the magnoir buttbaby

>>53713492
Apart from the cursed brand and segregation, tell me another corpo that as lenient as Cover's holostar

>>53713660
yes

>>53713660
These words are very cursed

>>53713610
6 month people got mad and Vesper made the stupid statement on how he doesn't know the VG boys well and was too burnt out to show up but not burnt out enough to not collab with Mori.

>>53712940
the baiter is sad to have one less person giving them attention

>>53713556
Holostars survived loosing 3 members in one year with far less than Tempus has and Cover doesn't just fire people for fun like other corporations. It's also not like Cover hasn't axed an entire branch in the past.

>>53713492
>do almost nothing all week
>hundreds of thirsty women and men throw money at you just for showing up for an hour
>talk about eroge games with your bros all night
the horror...

>>53713610
half anniversary is a meme, 2 members MIA possibly on their way out on the actual anniversary is far more depressing. You are right they will salvage the mood in the actual stream though.

>>53713575
my legs are always open for MORF!!!

>>53713637
>I feel bad for the Vesties but for a guy who constantly acts like he's trying to be considerate how many times the other members have had to cover for his fuck ups?
This is what gets me the most. He talks SO much about how he hates being troublesome or making problems for his coworkers but he is constantly doing stupid incindeary bullshit to his branchmates, staff, and others. He was my fav on debut, and so much of me still wants to hold on to that feeling, but every time I hear him talk I feel burning resentment and betrayal. I'm so fucking sick of getting jerked around by my oshi.

pic absolutely fucking related because that stupid bitch does the same damn shit

>>53713610
They already are bringing Vanguard in
Didn't you see Hakka's schedule?

I'm going to be sooooo incredibly sad if Vesper and Magni don't show up and I have no one to talk about it irl :-(((((

>>53713778
This a bit cruel for my taste, but imagine them streaming on twitch the exact time when Axel and Altare were trying to save their anniversary. The absolute vitriol

>>53713766
Holostars as a brand is an automatic hard debuff. JP senpai had to work very hard against this. Imagine being a talented content creator and people act like if they have to mention your branch they just said a dirty word. It even makes it harder to do outside collabs which you have to do because the Holo brand and their fans are a giant timebomb to work with.

>>53713857
that collab is a day before the Anni, the actual Anni is on Saturday

>>53713843
are you the schizo with the boyfriend that treats gura as their own daughter

>>53713887
pretty much true. i mean it got to a point where most people thought roberu was indie and non-affiliated which is why they decided to watch his streams or collab with him

>>53713724
The cooking collab itself was fine though?

>>53713843
Vesper is a pathological liar

>>53713937
yes seeing depressed doggy boy axel on his lonesome cooking was definitely fie and not an extreme downer

>>53713890
But it's called HoloTEMPUS 1 Year Anniversary Collab on all of their schedules. How is it not the anniversary celebration?

>>53713948
He's just telling the truth with a little bit of white lies. Name one of his lie that made you sure it was mischievous

>>53713948
More like a pathological fibber

>>53713890
They're doing a celebration weekend, collabs the day before and solo anni streams on their debut dates

>>53713810
Godspeed you horny morfyumes. I hope you get roached to your heart's content and the anons being stinky get roached to their heart's discontent.

i hope leader watches his debut, i wanna see him cringe

>>53714030
>>53714055
You guys don't understand! What if he lied about burying a bag of rice?!

>>53713890
>>53713990

I might be wrong, but aren't they having their own personal Anni streams too, that's just a group celebration. Think back to the monetization streams, that's what all the weird meat was for.

>>53713660
so this is why they are on break.....

And here I was hoping for another Judge Magni for the anniversary

>>53714152
cute roach

>>53714145
Thinking about Vesper's weird meat right now

>>53714152
Cute magni

>>53714110
>bag of rice
You sure it was not one of the manager?

im surprised vesper still has parasocial fans left
most vesties i know accept that he will always be like this and keep a healthy distance

>>53714110
He explained this in the last project zomboid stream cause Hakka was there.
He has a 1 year worth of food (like preppers do) but its not buried, that part was a bit, its just hidden somewhere.

I might cry when I hear their voice again

>>53714152
what a cute dysfunctional family

>>53714158
The pretrial was so intense, it got turned all the way about, and the Judge and Bailiff were the ones jailed

I hate to be that guy but they're entertainers, they all lie. Get over it.

>>53714158
I really wanted a full tempus wheel of tempus

im looking at that one hakkamama drawing i did for thread awhile ago and i didnt think i had that in me ...... jesas i must make MORE

>>53714271
>but it's not buried
Cause I dug it up already. He also buried it with spam lite and corned tuna

Do you think it's okay for Cover to do this mystery bullshit where they keep fans in the dark for weeks?

>>53714359
They should've done this bit before disappearing

>>53714377
I think you enjoyed being that guy very much.

>>53714380
>People that annoys you
>N_GGERS
I wish we have this moment

>>53714405
RETURN THE STASH!

>>53714271
Yeah I know. I'm just mocking the "he's a pathological liar" anon. To be honest, I always viewed him under the assumption that the prepper thing was either completely him playing a character or playing up the things he's actually done.

>>53713843
Two cases are absolutely different, you dumb retard.

>>53713637
It's even worse because the menhera excuses, at least post-Japan, were very likely fake considering he always managed to pull an excuse out of his ass for why girl collabs were okay but he's still "too hecking social battery low uwu ;(" to collab with his genmates.
And I agree the lack of explanations are one of his worst traits, the guy is incredibly arrogant.

>>53714421
They did but Axel was the appointed courtroom sketch artist and he drew Nintendo NTR and nuked the VOD (court records)

>>53714377
sanest poster itt

>>53713948
When did Altare rename himself to Vesper?

>>53714411
Considering we don't know the reason, yes. If it turns out to be another "Vesper called his manager a nigger" featuring Magni "I'd drop a third" Dezmond this time than no.

>>53714549
Altare and Vesper are the classic difference between psychopath and sociopath

>>53714377
I'M THAT GUY TOO AND I ENJOY IT!

Vesper along with the other boys are entertainers, they exaggerate stories to be fun, when they go to Anime cons they lie and say their were at Minnesota or a museum, they can't say what their real jobs are so they sub it with kayfabe
please add on if you like.

>>53714454
The moment you start excusing lies with "it's just for le bit xD" you've already lost. There's a reason most vtubers don't do this, even though absolute retards like you think "MUH KAYFABE MUH WRESTLING, WHAT, DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO BE R34L???" is a satisfying excuse.

>>53713962
He had the managers there with him and he seemed like he was having fun giving them food poisoning. Sucked that Vesper couldn’t make it but whatever show must go on

>>53714517
He did it specificially to annoy (you)

>>53714652
Wouldn't be surprised, 80% of the things he does are spite-driven after all.

>>53714646
What axel cooked looked edible. So I doubt he gave them food poisoning

>>53714377
Atleast made the lies believable. When audience stop suspending their disbelief, then the fault lies in the liar itself

My latest rrat is Vesper went menhera again after the Altnowa collab which lead him to go mia for his two streams. Then he got into a fight with Magni over something when Magni contacted him about the art collab. The fight broke Magni since he was already on edge, management got involved and told them both to take time off, chill, and let them know when they're ready to come back. That would explain why the other boys don't know anything, why it's not an official suspension, and why it seems like HQ isn't sure if the anniversary collab is happening cause it's not up to management

>>53714635
So true anon. Vesper definitely must have rice stashed all around the United States and possibly the world in case of a zombie outbreak.

I don’t care that Vesper makes shit up for stories, every vtuber does that. I care that he lies about wanting to do better and not inconvenience people when his actions very clearly show he doesn’t give a shit who he lets down or hurts.

>>53714635
What lies are you complaining about?
He doesn't owe you anything and the other boys do know what's going on behind the scene and don't talk about it because they don't need to.

>>53713637
>>53713843
>>53714517
You're all going to be begging for forgiveness when I come back...

nigga

>>53714729
Believable rrat. I really think it was due to that collab. Maybe things heated up and management was collateral damage.

>>53714698
Aaaaaaa
If you just bite around the edges, kind of...

>>53714158
Here's what's gonna happen during the anniverysary stream
>collab starts with the 6 of them just talking and reminiscing
>conversation inevitably shifts about Vesper and Dez
>everyone gets a little down but still keeps the conversation going
>all of a sudden you'll hear Bailiff Vesper telling everyone to quiet down and announces the arrival of the honorable Judge Magni
>Judge Magni appears and Bailiff Vesper tells the jury (VG) to take their seats
>Altare v Axel trial starts

>>53714729
Why would Vesper go menhera over the Altare collab? Do you guys actually watch streams? It was pleasant but not especially crazy.
I’ll believe the Magnoir fighting rrat because I hate Magni right now though.

>>53714729
Magni called Vesper a bitch ass nigger during a team chat after he bailed on the collab
Vesper called him a slant eyed gook
Mana-chan proceeded to bonk.

>>53714729
That required me to believe that Dez could clash with Vesper, his ride or die partner

>>53714820
I would not be able to contain my magging

To me this has been more painful than the whole ordeal with vesper and the stuff that happened the months after. I would take a break but since shit is so vague and in the air I keep coming here to see if there's more crumbs or any update at all.
I hope you guys are holding up okay at least.

>>53714745
>I don’t care that Vesper makes shit up for stories, every vtuber does that
They literally don't.
I've never seen an EN girl flat-out make up bullshit unless it's literal roleplaying lore stuff.

For example Ame never tried to pretend she has a shotgun near her bed, even though it'd be very believable since she does own guns. Instead someone else brought up she has a large metal object there and Ame never specified what it is.
No ego, no need to "impress" fans about how "interesting" you are. That's the difference between Vesper and honest people. They don't take every opportunity to embellish or outright fake stories just because it'd seem believable to a bunch of gullible retards.

>>53714856
RRAT HAS LEGGS OF THEM

>>53714856
The only reason they'd get bonked for this is if Yahoo assigned their lines the other way around and he was tired of them fucking it up

>>53714869
eh im holding up fine. just treating it like a show going in between seasons or something.
I'm surprised current vesties havent gotten rid of their parasocialism months ago.

>>53714919
I thought it was Altavista-chan that did it. You know as a revenge after Netscape-chan got sent off to develop HoloApp thing.

>>53714892
On the JP side, Subaru occasionally gets called out for embellishing or making up stories too. Of course this is kind of buried under this being an EOP board + "EN bad JP good" mentality, but it's a recurring topic.
The point is, if you're a liar people do notice and it does contrast with normal vtubers.

>>53714745
An addict can also say and believe that they're gonna stop but they keep falling into the same bad habits.
I think he does want to do better and probably has that intention, but keeps fucking things up for himself and others. Though I'm still hesitant to pass judgement this time until the situation is clear, just because it's so fucking vague.

>>53713586
yeah with me

>>53715002
Has Vesper watched Welcome to the Nhk?

I told you to NOT speculate! Could you please kindly STOP speculate. :3

>>53714892
>I've never seen an EN girl flat-out make up bullshit
Those girls must have some really bad immune systems. Cover should invest in getting them some bubbles.

>>53714982
Oh shit, the long con. Internet 1.0 gang out for blood. Getting tired of 2.0 social media monopoly bullshit. What's on the menu for 3.0?

>>53715081
antis are venting please understand

>>53715115

>>53715115
nigger just because half the people who have been watching tempus since debut have gotten sick of vesper being a flakey piece of shit who lets everyone down doesn’t automatically mean they’re an Anti

I was going to type a rant on how Magni and Vesper essentially ruined HQ's anniversary, but I'm just going to try to forget about it and look forward to other things instead.

Hope Axel gets in the GTA VCR server. There should be some fun times there.

>your oshi
>their maximum anus circumference

>>53715115
I'm one of the people that said Vesper is literally me, and now I'm afraid of myself

>>53714892
ONCE AGAIN, ITS A BOAR HUNTING SPEAR HE BOUGHT CAUSE HE FELT BAD.
It's not very expensing and a couple months ago he bough a 300$ fishing spear just for a bit on stream, this topic isn't even a question, we know he chuuni and buys dumb weapons for fun, he not making this up to look cool.

https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1668000236068036608

>>53715216
>Rosh
>40 meters

>>53715236

>>53715181
okay auntie

>>53714892
Is this literally about the buried rice? He really didn't say it in a way to be taken seriously.
And I'm sure Altare really is a split-personality cult leader who makes people disappear on 3am walks.

>>53715186
Axel should asked Altare to join, he's prone to loneliness. Besides he's already got some street cred towards JP vtubersphere, with Mr. 3 point thing.

>>53714858
You’re forgetting that Magni and Vesper are both menheras

>>53715186
That's good!
I get we are all disappointed this didn't play out how we wanted, but there's still a lot to enjoy and look forward to this week.

>>53715312
he's way too eop for it

>>53715281
I cant hear what she's saying

>>53715312
It's a full japanese server. Not sure how he'll be able to survive with no skill in japanese.

Axel please wake up and save us from this hell

>>53715347
That doesn't mean he couldn't be social with them. Case in point: Stars Rust

>>53715371
smartphones were a mistake

>>53715181
its ok to be an anti

>>53715305
TRUE!

But prepping is a big thing in the US, so tho he was being silly about it, we kind of knew part of it was true.

>>53715296
what did the aunties do?

>>53715371
>". .. In the end nobody sticks around"

>>53715387
Just tell them he rapes his enemies and they'll either run away or line up like the anons in this thread

>>53715336
Is an anniversary stream confirmed?

>>53715492
Yes on Axel's channel

>>53715458
they always gave me $50 on my birthday when I was a kid so I could buy a new video game

what did flayon mean by this

>>53715557
why is it a crime to speculate about anus circumference?

>>53715607
Blanco Flayon vs Hakka Hermano when?

>>53715607
He just turned 57 years old

>Vesper missed the half anni
>Probably will miss the anni too
is it safe to say he made a mistake joining Hololive?

>>53715607
ZETAXELBROS? ZETA IS CHEATING ON AXEL AGAIN

>>53715390
>the thing about a future with 28 members with dead hours 7x deader combined with the thing about each anniversary having more and more members disappear

>>53715607
he’s so quirky and random xD

I want these whores to ruin my life

>>53715694
Still more mentally healthy than Vesper

>>53715557
/mans/ love

>>53715663
Wdym? He was very excited in his debut, he couldn't even believe himself got in

>>53715480

>>53715704
You still not satisfied with this neglect?

>>53715704
they’re too busy ruining their own lives

>>53715776
kek

>>53715818
i need more pain and humiliation

>>53715765
Oh his debut?
That he will be celebrating the anniversary of this week, right?

>>53715663
Not necessarily, it was just a more bumpier road then what he or others expected.
I spent the first 2 years of my decade long job thinking I was about to get fired and almost did a few times, sometimes it takes a while for everything to fall in to place.

>>53715872
yes

i'M GOING TO TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF EVERYONE DOUBTING vESPER AND mAGNI SO i CAN POST A COLLAGE OF THEIR DOOMSISSYPOSTING WHEN THEY SHOW UP TO THE aNNIVERSARY cOLLAB

>>53715969
haha so true sister they'll be in the collab for sure...

>>53715969
Posts like this remind me of the calm before the storm with rushia, sana etc
>it’ll be fine guyss they’ll be back soon
>Notice of Termination

>>53714892
>never seen an EN girl flat-out make up bullshit
>Vesper takes opportunity to embellish or outright fake stories
>le dishonesty bad
>ignores that he admits to this to entertain on several occasion
>can't prove anything was true regardless
>Uses an imaginary scenario of complete refusal to acknowledge as an example of honesty
>somehow thinking that concealing the ownership of a supposed lethal weapon is about humility instead of corporate branding and culture difference

You are too retarded for this board. I bestow upon you my (You).

>>53715969
>screenshot the doubters
>also screenshot the believers
>grudgepost material no matter the outcome

>>53716070
I think you'll find he is EXACTLY as retarded as he should be for this board.

Vesper literally did nothing wrong. He's not menhera, that's just a conjecture. Half the anons in here are making shit up on the fly. If you think he's some lying, backstabbing bastard then you're WRONG.

miss their collab

>>53716054
Well newfag, if you were actually around for Rushia (you weren't) there was no signs of termination at all. Cover literally put out a statement defending her. Then a day later she leaked shit and that's what caused her to be fired

>>53716111
who is the girl on the left

>>53716054
Well the difference is Cover told us what she did over a week before the termination. They still haven't said anything here. Just gotta believe

>>53716102
If I recall correctly we got this one when we got the 8 member L4d2 happened

>>53716111
who is the girl on the right

>>53716087
>screenshot the hornyposters
>fap material no matter the outcome

>>53716172
>>53716102
i meant to reply to >>53716087

>>53715969
I admire your optimism, but it's too late for them to get back in for this Friday, maybe there will be a HQ stream next week tho.

>>53715312
There is no way Altare would join that. The only reason he did Holostars Rust is because he knows he can speak to them in English most of the time and the Tempus boys were also playing

this thread smells like shit

>>53716265
You fap to the hornyposts, anon?

>>53716120
*holds up spork*

>>53715969
Vesper will surely show up to the 6 month. Or if he can't he'll at least announce it right? After ghosting everyone for months after his suspension surely he won't continue to no show with no announcement right?

>>53716120
Exactly! please read:
>>53713459
as long as they stay quiet, they wont get themselves in more trouble, just be patient.

>>53716330
Always does. You get used to it

>>53716330
Are you enjoying the smell, Axel? I know you are

Does anyone know how to get logs of Magni's freechat room? Just noticed Hololyzer doesn't have his listed

>>53716387
that's bad anon why would you get used to shit?

>>53716330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaMFveebhFw

>>53716108
He is absolutely menhera? He went off his meds for two weeks and had to spend two months isolating himself to recover from the breakdown he went through

uh i gotta get out this thread machiroons please recommend your oshi's stream anything

>>53716505
no one watch machi

Last night's Shintare is healing my soul.

>>53716415
i'm not axel but i can confirm he like sniffing shit. probably goes around sniffing Jerry's butthole
>>53716456
what are you trying to say?

>>53716361
Actually he was not a part of the 6 month anni. announcement, so most knew he wasn't going to be there, it was just a bunch of anons on hopium who ignored it.

This is "kind of" a similar situation...
Due to the vagueness of the suspension announce, people hear seem to think that Magni and Vesper just randomly decided not to be active these two weeks, but clearly they are locked out of their accounts. They have no choice but to miss these events, IT'S A PUNISHMENT, not just a "haha, you need a little time off" bit.

>>53716505
i do not understand this sentence

>>53716595

When I was around 13yo I used to not go to the bathroom so I could keep playing videogame, which often led me to staining my underwear.
One day my butt was itching and I put my finger in there, it was full of shit and a larva came out.

>>53716619
whore...

>>53716505
watch him repeat the same mistakes over and over again in his last lobotomy corporation stream

>>53716578
we don't know that yet

>>53716172
Why is it so fucking tiny

>>53716632
Not now, Kobo

>>53712826
Morf and Clapbot will replace Vesper and Magni.

menheras make my dick hard

>>53716643
To be fair Lobotomy Corp is a hard game to stream. The later Abnormalities need a lot of micromanagement which can make keeping engagment up with the stream hard. I hope at one point he moves to Ruina.

>>53716632
i'm so glad i can't read

HQ schedules doko

things will find their way back

I trust leader, he's probably fighting so we can have a full HQ collab right now

>>53716366
The only baby i like

>>53716853
can't fight personal problems

>>53715969
Stop typing like a Homestuck troll retard

>>53716803
Magni and Vesper will post their schedules tomorrow I belieb!

>>53716643
Reading this, i just realized that Einstein's definition of insanity (doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results) wasn't brought about by any sort of analysis on human behaviour, but could instead be interpreted as a message on character and that people who refuse to reflect, grow or adapt to change an unfavourable outcome are those that can be considered insane.

>>53715305
>claims to be a tech wizard who dumpster dives when he got exposed as a clueless retard in the PC building stream
>claimed he bought fishing gear only to realize it's illegal to fish in Japan (it's not btw)
>moldy burger LARP that was so obviously bullshit that he had to backpedal and admit it was bullshit
>muh creepy gas station stories that definitely happened
>muh hunting spear we've never seen because he """"can't show it""""

>>53716936
sounds like a complusive liar

What if Vesper was never in Japan? We never saw proof that he was there

>>53716936
Even if it's lies, why does it matter? It's just the character he's made for himself

>>53713583
>>53713766
at this point a wonder if they gonna join mythic after Cover kick them out how good will they do it?
they are already top tempus with holostars' downside

>>53716366
hakka baby...

>>53716936
A lot of it is probably larping. Also just because you work in IT, that doesn't mean you know shit about pc building. A lot of IT has to deal with software issues and telling stupid people that their pc isn't working because they didn't plug it in. That being said building a pc isn't hard, just time consuming.

>>53717080
I mean dumpster diving for functional PC parts definitely implies you know a bit about PC building.

>>53717007
You don't understand, anon, I was fully invested in the rice... I thought he went to Japan to bury some at the peak of Mt Fuji...

We WILL get Tempus Sea of Thieves soon

>>53717148
Is it? You could just be salvaging bits that can be resold. That doesn't mean that you know how to install them. I can probably buy an old IPhone and take it apart and resell the parts, but that doesn't mean I know anything about making one or putting it together.

>>53717178
Anniversary collab!

>>53716936
>he does dumpster dive for parts but never claimed he was tech wizard or that knowledgeable with hardware.
>It could be that he was talking about how you need a permit and/or license to fish. If you could kindly provide the source, that would be helpful
>Not a LARP but it was bullshit regardless
>You have nothing
>He bought a speargun so why not?

>>53717203
PC building is just legos, it's not that complicated. If you know how to rip out a GPU, then you know how to put it in.

why is Magni on break

>>53712380
Vesper and Magni still not back yet? Lmao these boys are nothing but trouble for the company

Fujos, where are you? I miss you...

>>53717354
Does your mom know you post here, little boy?

>>53716936
actually his spear is real i broke into his house and took a photo (real) click if you dare... the truth will scare you

>>53717203
Nta but it doesn't really take a genius to take a computer apart, building one from scratch is a different beast if you don't know what you'redoing. He mentioned striping gold from computers so I don't think he was looking to resell the usable parts

>>53717336
Yeah but would you know how to debug it when it doesn't post? I've built a pc before and these days you can just follow some Youtube guide on what the parts do, but unless you like hardware you're not going to know much about it.

>>53717399
>half of HQ gone
>not attracted to hakka or bettel at all
>literally hate flayon and find him repulsive
i’m not working with a lot here man

>>53717421
>always get rotated when i post
yeah see even more proof that it's vesper

>>53717471
literally me except that I don't mind Bettel

>>53717399
Busy wiping away my tears with all the money I saved up for the anniversary.

I wonder if Hakka could sing songs like these in his next karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHP_9heGEKo

>>53716927

>>53716897
Fuck you

>>53717544
hmm idk, song sounds pretty cool, but since half of it its instrumental it might be a bit difficult for that to happen

>>53717312
also he learn IT stuff by himself bc nobody in his workplace want to do that, of course he knows the basic to build a PC for library works not a gaming PC

>>53717416
ilu jeff

>>53717399
Altnowa altnowa give me that recipe

>>53717567
Omega is the hero we need...
Everything went to shit when they left...

>>53717399
the fujos are the one who are talking shit alongside with the unicorns larping
we getting a JParc electric boogaloo

>>53717755
>announcing his own post as bait
Huh

>>53717399
Praying that we at least get good mascot plushies for the anniversary please god I’ll go full menhera if we don’t I’ve been let down too much already

I have a feeling people think this will be an Axia situation where a hiatus goes into a graduation

Whats going on /mans/y pansy?

>>53717652
>noooo I swear the guy who is literally obsessed with LARPing as the giga oldfag anime "god of every nerd hobby ever conceived" nerd just coincidentally never watched a Linus video about how stack your PC legos correctly
Stop coping you psychotic tranny. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>53717399
too depressed to be fujobrained

>>53712400
amen

I've always disliked Altare for a variety of reasons and stopped tuning into his streams ages ago. However, if there is one thing I DO like and respect about him it's that he is the most "Holostars"-esque member of Tempus. Everything about him radiates the energy of an idol. Even if Tempus were to start falling apart he'll be the very last one standing.

>>53717007
Don't justify an obvious behavior pattern with "it's just a character", not even Shinri makes up this much shit.

>>53717956
kys

Looks like the mask slipped a little

wheres a schizo like this for magni

>>53717890
this is pasa pasta from the JParc>>53716936
that come back just in time for shitup the thread

>>53717967
>not even Shinri
Does he lie a lot too?

>>53717967
>Shinri
Why did you single him out

>>53717471
Anon-kun stop pretending to be a fujo.

>>53717967
Wtf does Shinri make up?

>>53717988
majority schizos seem to forget Magni exists half the time

>>53717805
the Commandments. are joke at this point >>53712400

>>53717956
yeah I'm not eating a 3 days vacay but fuck that faggot

>>53717990
Speak English.

>>53718022
He makes my dick go up

>>53718010
huh? i’m an altnowa, almond, kintama bros type shipper you weirdo

>>53717652
Those are the same thing. The core parts of a pc are the same regardless of what kind of pc you're building. Some configs suck to build, but even those you can look up the pc part and someone will have an installation guide. It's much more likely that his IT work was software plus logistics because that's what most IT jobs are. You order prebuilds and install the setup which is just setting up mouse, keyboard, monitor, and maybe installing Windows or some kind of image.

>>53717399
They were never fujos here.

>>53718032
no

>>53718022
He makes the kois happy

>>53717971
Only if you do it together with me, anon.

>>53717399
They're mostly on twitter doing this
https://twitter.com/chiimoi3/status/1680022123686010880
instead of reading your doomposts

>>53718002
>>53718007
>>53718022
Shinri is really into lore so he'll be more likely than Nowa to put effort into his character. Flaton too.

>>53712551
I would assume they either listened to troons that cried about making first vesper suspension public because it was "humiliating" or something, on twitter and reddit a lot of people said something like that (some of them now said "Cover doesn't do stealth suspensions" like it's a good thing btw probably due to Zaion drama) or they are under investigation so cutting them out of holostar accounts is not the punishment but a preventive measure so they can't temper with evidence etc. perfectly possible that said investigation already concluded but they have reasons to wait with making decisions public due to stuff like anniversary.

>>53716936
FUN TIME!
>claims to be a tech wizard who dumpster dives when he got exposed as a clueless retard in the PC building stream
Never claims to be a tech wizard, this was people assuming he was because they though he worked in IT and even early on he explained he learned how to build computers from a friend and wasn't a professional. Now he makes a point to say he's a hobbies so people don't misconstrue his abilities.

>claimed he bought fishing gear only to realize it's illegal to fish in Japan (it's not btw)
He wanted to fish in a close river which it wasn't allowed in and this was just for a stream idea

>moldy burger LARP that was so obviously bullshit that he had to backpedal and admit it was bullshit
3 day old, not moldy, not bullshit just didn't show the after math. It's fine to complain about it, but this is just a dumb ranking stream he came up with when he knew the 6 month Anni wasn't happening for him.

>muh creepy gas station stories that definitely happened
Oh, I 100% believe that happen exactly like he told it, shit is weird out there in the boonies!

>muh hunting spear we've never seen because he """"can't show it""""
>>53715236
He cant take a photo of the inside of his apartment, he's paranoid people can figure out where it is.

>>53718046
we was doing it fine until the graphic card with instruction in korean

>>53718029
what would you even take a 3 day ban over, his tattoo?

>>53718107
....That's not the same bro.
That's like Altare pretending to be a serial killer

>>53717988
Magni's only crimes are biting off more than he can chew, trying to live a double life, and hating the magmites(understandable). He's actually very genuine and doesn't lie much about himself

>>53718038
>Fujo
>Hates Bettel and Flayon
You're either a male or a pickme not like other fujos girl.

>>53717399
make a twitter theyre making fanfics and art right now and doing other fun projects >>53718101

I'm just going to say it now.
/mans/ should be dissolved and in it's place a new order should be founded.
/jabfag/ will shake the very foundations of the world!!

>>53718107
>flaton

>>53718142
>pickme
seething

>>53718142
Bettel I get but Flayon? Why would a fujo like that failed troon? Fuck off retard

>>53718052
>The straight bros were posting all that gay porn and teaching anons about knotting just to scare off tourists
It all makes sense now

>>53718022
The only time I saw people accusing him of lying was him fumbling how to veil his real life. Also voicelets seething

>>53718142
i don’t hate bettel, i just don’t ship him. i DO hate flayon but that’s because he ruins every collab he’s in and is insufferably annoying. dunno how that makes me a “pickme” but keep trying to pretend i’m male because i have different tastes than you, i guess.

>>53718142
Or a hag fujo like me who can't stand loud=funny zoomers

>>53718211
>failed troon
He actually doesn't know lmao

>>53718262
Neither of those boys are zoomers

>>53718222
/MANS/ is the type of hugbox that doesn't like it when people talk about disliking any of the boys and will call you a falseflagger/catalogfag/pick-me for voicing your unwanted opinions in a Mongolian basket weaving forum.

>>53718124
>literally admitting he used the moldy burger bullshit as an excuse to skip the anniversary collab
All that lying and coping just to self-own like this...

>>53717518
>>53717824
I think I would have gotten all the plushies or 1year anni merch if the situation was different, even though my oshi isn't part of HQ, but all the good memories when we only had HQ would've been enough for me to still buy their stuff, but now...I'm conflicted

>>53718142
Retared male hands posted this

women try to not villainize other women for having different hobbies/interests 2023 challenge (impossible)

>>53718281
yeah those faggots should kill themselves, I can assist out of the kindness of my heart

>>53718211
His rants about VNs are very entertaining to watch. Also he treats his fans pretty nice. In collabs he does sometimes go overboard to be entertaining, but he's a lot better at restraining himself now compared to debut. Plus he's a Starmin so it's fun to see the JP senpai spoil him.

Have any pf the boys given any sort of update on Vepser and Magni?

>>53718328
Yeah yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night.

>>53718328
real weird when people are nice while anonymous

>>53718328
simp

>>53718330
I'd euthanize his ass (no innuendo intended)

>>53718309
now there is an anon pretending to be a woman

>>53718330
Flayon's ranting and le random rambling is what I hate most about him.
When he's calm and talking normally he is great but once he gets hyper and starts just spouting off random nonsense or going full horny I just turn the stream off.
Shame that he almost always acts that way in collabs

>>53718142
all fujos are pick mes
t.fujo

>>53718330
The only sensible anon here.

I have no idea wtf is happening itt because half the shit is filtered rumao

ToT I want to turn Nowa into a 2 view bimbo willing to do increasingly humiliating things for SC money....

>>53718309
That's this entire site

>>53718416
>into guys fucking eachother
>wants to be the attention of men
???

>>53718411
I find it funny. A lot of talents are too reserved about what stuff they like. You might like him better when he collabs with the JP senpai. The collab where Miyabi chased him around while saying "I love you" was pretty funny.

>>53718304
>All that lying and coping just to self-own like this...
Not a self-own, there's a difference from saying someone is perfect or never made a mistake and pointing where the did and didn't fuck up.

Also, their might have been an issue where Cover didn't want him to post the pic, but he should have cleared that before hand.

>>53718439
but he's already a bimbo willing to do increasingly humiliating things for free...

>>53718142
Does pickme not mean what I think it means? I've only ever seen troons calling cis girls this.

Prefer
>Dogs
Altare
Shinri
Bettel
Hakka?
>Cats
Magni
Axel
Vesper
Flayon

>>53718435
Based filteranon

>>53718411
you don't know anything... it's his charming points T0T his adhd makes him more shiny and as an adhd haver i fucking love it

>>53718478
yep pretty accurate list

>>53718476
Cis girls call each other pickmes more than literally any troon. It's when they accuse you of "putting the misters before the sisters"

>>53718142
>Gatekeeping fujos
>this much (You)s
Y'know, maybe people should consider ignoring the obviously deranged

>>53718478
Hermanito prefers cats
he talked about it on stream

>>53718435
>filtercuck needs to attentionwhore the fact that he uses filters
Every single time.

>>53718499
I do not have ADHD so I cannot relate to him.

>>53718435
what did u filtered?

>>53718435
GOOD

>>53718476
pick me originally referred to an woman who does anything for male validation but here it means attention whore

>>53718478
hakka comes across as a cat lover
vesper preferring cats kind of exposes him as not as outdoorsy as he pretends to be

>>53718476
Pick-me fujos are the kind that say things that I would say, such as "I'm not as much of a degenerate as the other fujoshitters in this thread".

>>53718476
"Pickme" basically just a woman desperate to get men's attention. Like most buzzwords it now just means "whatever I personally don't like"

>>53718521
>>53718559
Hakka's the only one I've never heard talk about it so he was an assumption, thank you!

>>53718521
entonces hermanito es joto

Quick! Distract the whatever wars going on itt I don't even know anymore with the some cute Buntare almond!

puzzle game...anyone?

vesper schizos are so funny

>>53718499
how old are you anon? just wondering.

>>53718534
>>53718574
>>53718564
okay thanks. I'm not a zoomer and I've only ever seen the word from troons in the mecha fandom saying it to cis girls.
I'm retarded and gay carry on sisters

>>53718521
based based based
me gusta el gato por favor

>>53718603
too dumb for puzzles :( arent there easier things anons can join in on?

>>53718640
25 :<

>>53718671
>using cis unironically
Anon they're either just men or women. Anything else is delusion.

>>53718603
Bring it on

>>53713339
Both of their channels reclined massively and nothing they did seem to help with that, squad collabs seem popular but don't help their channels at all, homobeggars don't watch streams and hololive fans have no interest in them anymore.
Both Magni and vez admitted to big egos, both seem pretty burned out as holostar for months now probably aware of bad perspectives Tempus is stagnating at their lowest point at best and Cover keeps recruiting for new batch that will certainly cannibalize what little is left of their fanbase perhaps even more than Vanguard did since there's 0 hype for them. It was more than 6 moths since Cover opened Tempus 3 auditions btw they might very well debut soon and none of the current members would be happy about it but if you think who would actually voice their discontent I can only really see this two.

Somebody tell flayon to stop tweeting like he's in Nijisanji, thank you.

>>53718753
seething

>>53718211
>faoled troon
stop projecting sis, i'm sorry you're jealous you can't have a biological dick to fuck men like in your fujo fantasies

>>53718416
Pick me be like

patch notes doko?

Somebody tell this anon >>53718802 to stop talking like he is a faggot, thank you.

Me and Flay after running into a group of skinheads in warsaw

missing vesper and magni

Is any of the boys playing the new Amnesia game?

>>53718564
No that would be more like “yeah magnoir is so basic i like magflay i knoww you might call it a crackship but eveerryone likes magnoir lol”

i need to get off this site

>85 IPs
>Massive decline in thread quality
I predict a raid, gn anons

>>53718873
are you a flay yumedan? cute art

Why do I see Bettel sugar mommies doomposting on twitter??
What happened today for fans to be worried?? I dont think its about Bettel

what the hell is happening. check this out
https://youtu.be/_G_oKRgauVU
https://youtu.be/PDCtxsAJ_cM
https://youtu.be/j2ZwtD4iArw

>>53718864
They literally come here to get their fix after a bait threads dies lol

this thread is unusually active

>>53718802
>tweeting like he's in Nijisanji
what does this mean?

>>53718939
Refer to
>>53718928

>>53717024
did anyone got bigger due to joining mythic?

>>53718896
just download 4chan X and filter their shit. feels like any other /MANS/ thread on a dead day

>>53718924
>not linking yoidore shirazu
cmon anon..
https://youtu.be/UvSKHYzB82M

AXEL SAVE US SAVE US
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1681328395890864128

>>53718873
>machislav
i find irl homosexuality repugnant but BASED flay yumedan

>>53718939
Nonsensical tweets ranging from lewd to vulgar, I guess.

>>53718923
do you really want to know?

>>53718989
how do i filter

>>53718873
who is bottom? you or flayon?

>>53718989
was wondering why i felt like i forgot something, jwu but kyu kurain is superior https://youtu.be/8_RDxnewnfc

>>53718923
RM activity

>>53719018
Yes because it does seem like its related to Magni or Vesper but I dont see any new info

By filtering the big three known as "ToT", "yume" and "fujo" the thread quality will be increased dramatically. Use 4chanX for filters today for a pleasant /MANS/ experience!

>>53718799
>all of that
They may have big egos, but they certainly aren't stupid enough to think they'd be better off on their own or elsewhere. Group collabs and creative streams actually helped their audience. It was only after those stopped that people started getting bored. How fast VG debuted doesn't mean anything because 2 of 4 were already hired. For overseas branches, Cover has a history of debuting 2 gens in one year and subsequent gens taking a over a year.

>>53718873
i only come to this general for yumes like you god fucking bless
linework is a lot cleaner now, youre really making some good progress bro

>>53719018
Yes, I don't keep up with the "other side" that often.

>>53719084
thats normal, tons of Hololive members have active RM

>>53718799
That views drop after a while was to be expected. And tbf, it's summer, I think people in general are watching less streams, at least I watch less, because I'm more often outside. I'm not sure if they're still actively searching for new stars, auditions can be open anytime.
And I'm sure there are ways to argue with management without getting (stealth) suspended everytime.