/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53665428
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53665456
Amen.

>>53665456
amen

>>53665428
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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vesper is impregnating magni as we speak

treat?

>>53666059
no treat..

I can't believe Vesper turned Vesper 1.0 into brisket and served it to Magni. that's so fucked up

Mondays truly are the worst days

>>53665772
Weird how that last baby didn't get his eye colour...

>>53666150
the new baby was born with blue hair...vescuck forever losing...

oppai

>>53666502

>>53666139
Those Rust oil rig raids were some of the best content Tempus has produced. I was riveted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt3Gd6PZRjI

>>53666714
100% kill rate

>>53666665
#boobs4axel

>>53666665
uuuuuuuoooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm so fucking bored guys, mondays are hell.

>>53666754
The fact that he didn't learn anything after the first two deaths is just quintessential Altare.

>>53666877
Damn bro just play some vidya or something

>>53666946
NTA but i watch the boys stream because i brings me back to the old days when i used to watch my older brother playing video games who i miss so i use streams as coping mechanism.

>>53666946
nta but i like having them as background noise while i do other stuff, it's also a gloomy day so my motivation is in the gutter and i'm about to take a nap until the next stream

>>53667069
I imagine most people do that
But you don't have music or maybe some videos when you don't have a stream on?

>>53666877
get new hobbies immediately otherwise youre gonna be fucked
t.vestmite

>>53667353
But I want to get fucked

>>53667546
then go to a bar

>>53667268
A lot but the bad weather kind of ruined my mood so it's easiert to nap

>>53667617
theyre not Vesper they dont want to get an STD from a stranger at a bar

I want to ride this old man while he sobs and sperg shrieks. ToT

Shinri guerilla at midnight, so late...

FRAMES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQnrlRd_vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5keQbdMIJs

>>53667780
wtf is this edit

>>53667831
>Flayon's thumbnail
Pure raw emotion has been put on it

>>53667726
you didn't have to kill vesper like that

ooga booga where da week in review at?

>>53667780
axel, bro, close your mouth, you're getting juice and chocolate all over the place

>>53667956
Tuesday

Shinri man...

>>53667992
Regis Gerstmann

>>53667992
Kek that’s great

>>53667992
>hating on tempuras
lowblow anon.

>>53667978
Reality is pain

>>53667992
wish i had balls as massive as this guy

>>53668074
Who is hating on a Tempura? It's Shinri retweeting an Altare working at Hooters joke.

>>53668245
joke?

>>53668245
joke?

>>53668290
Do not divulge the leader’s private matters

>>53668290
>>53668413
Yes, a silly joke with no basis in reality...ha ha ha...silly Tempura...ha...ha...

>>53668121
prepare yourself for less streams to be his new reality, he's following magni's steps.

doxxmites are shamelessly, they're frustrated that Magni isn't streaming so they resort to that

>>53668589
>he's following magni's steps.
he's going to elope with Shinri when their buttbaby is due?

>>53668687
Hot

I hope Magni graduates so I can resell his merchandise at an astronomical markup to heartbroken magmites

Flay, if you're here don't you DARE read this _____________IN ME POWER__________________

all these new altnowa fics popping up just from one collab.. ngl top Nowa still doesnt do it much for me but im glad the ship got a boost in popularity

Is Shinri playing Exoprimal by himself? No collab? ; ;

>>53669390
the other boys aren't streaming because forbidden knowledge

>>53669447
Wtf is everyone going back to their PLs? I thought it was just Bettel.
Is that a normal thing to happen or should I start doomposting?

WHERE'S LEADER
WHERE'S LEADER'S SCHEDULE

Guys I'm heading out to grab something to eat, you want anything?

>>53669536
nah, it happened with the HQ boys at the 6 month mark as well, there’s probably some kind of exclusivity thing about it. not all the boys are even interested in doing PL stuff.

>>53669536
It was just Bettel and Shinri. No clue what that anon's talking about

>>53669650
Get me some Portuguese bun please

>>53669676
>there’s probably some kind of exclusivity thing about it.
That's what I think too

>>53669390
Probably wants to try the game by himself, I’m surprised to see him streaming on Monday

>>53669650
Can you get me a bag of all dressed chips and a diet canada dry?

>>53669536
I mean I would do it if I was them.
Imagine the double dipping you could get from memberships and twitch subs

>>53669650
can i get bettel please

>>53669536
>>53669704
Are we not enough for them? Fuck them. Unfaithful whores.

>>53670235
Well considering both notBettel and notShinri mentioning wanting to do things that can't do under Cover and notMagni's main thing is something he currently can't do with Cover, sure whatever you say

>>53670013
Yeah, it makes perfect sense to do it, if you can manage both personas well enough. It's basically free extra income, and you can get con appearances, outside company collabs, etc. as well without the Cover red tape. I don't think it means anything sinister.

rumao, look at them falseflagger

rrat/mans/ posters are mentally incapable of not constantly doxxing the talents

>>53669650
Could you fetch me some peach rings?

>>53665456
Amen. A small question since Omega's channel disappeared , do we change the picrel? I remember we had a YAGOO variant of this one way back.

true rrat: All activities of Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper from HOLOSTARS English including live streaming will be stopped for a while.

>>53670795
holy SSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX holy shit i must rape

>for a while
wdtmbi

>>53671204
indeterminate period

>>53671242
but what does that mean?

>>53671204
Definitions of for a while
(adverb) for a short time
“the baby was quiet for a while”
synonyms: awhile

>>53671038
This isn't true. It's a new week and they'll post their schedules soon and start streaming again.

Leader, post schedule, NOW

>>53670929
Moses died, doesn't change who brought down the commandments anon.

Magni and Vesper sacrificed themselves to end the Omega menace.

>>53671456
Amen

if bettel is jesus, and magni is mohammad, then who would be moses?

>>53671339
>“the baby was quiet for a while”
>Magni's buttbaby was quiet for a while but their return had to be delayed due to it's poor behaviour

>>53665456
Vesper.

>>53671844 (me)
I jobbed. Meant for >>53671614

>>53671628
>[Notice]
>All activities of the buttbaby of Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper from HOLOSTARS English will be stopped for a while

>>53671923
No... it can't be
my oshi no ko...

>>53670235
>Are we not enough for them?
>there's only 30 IP itt right now
?

I cant believe Magni told Vesper the baby was his and Vesper ran off. He truly is a black man isnt he

>>53671628
Menhera baby...

Oh fuck I'm now nervous for the collab on Axel's channel, the last time he did one it didn't end up well, in fact it started one of the worst periods in Tempus history and this one isn't feeling good already.

>>53671844
>>53671911
kek, i can see it

>>53672094
Or, it will close the loop, and bring back the good times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ZwtD4iArw
Also, congrats Magni on 200k views on Copium

>>53672094
It'll be okay this time because the anniversary will be all 4 members of Tempus HQ doing an off colab at Axel's place!
Even if the internet goes out they'll all have each other!

>>53666714
The boys trying to raid the base with the balloon...Greatest Jobbers of all time

>>53672190
>spoiler
FUCK YEAH WE'RE MAGGING. FIVE DAYS LEFT.

>>53672196
i'll have what you're smoking.

>>53672094
Tempus is only bad now because of Vesper untreated menheraness, Flayon's existence, and whatever else Magni did. Things can still get better.

get Copium to 1m and maybe Magni will come back

>>53672380
>Vesper untreated menheraness
This is Altare's fault. Don't blame Vesper.

>>53672531
All Altare did was use Demon Godking powers to turn vesper into a lunatic raving madman you can hardly blame him for that or else

>>53672531
it wasnt rape if that whore Vesper was asking for it. not Altare's fault he had morning regret afterwards

>>53672094
>6mo anniv collab
>Axel outs himself as being /here/
>menhera breakdown
>Vesper disappears for months
>VOD memoryholed

>1yr anniv collab
>??? outs himself as being ???
>menhera breakdown
>????
>VOD memoryholed

alright guys place your bets

>>53672094
That stream was fucking terrible and I dread the thought of Axel being in charge again.

>>53672752
>needing demongodking powers for vesper to go menhera

So what are they doing exactly for these 2+ weeks? That's quite a bit of free time

>>53672876
The last one also was awkward as fuck with Vesper barely being responsive and the thread was menhera about the mood up until the big distraction.
This time is already off to a terrible start with whatever the fuck is happening with the two MIA. Even if they do come back before then, I can't imagine the atmosphere.

>>53673190
marathon sex

>>53672914
>whenever shit is going down on anniversaries and all the other boys are too sad/busy/disappear, Axel saviorfags and heads the collab (and jobs the VOD into oblivion)

>>53672914
Give the dingo some credit, that was the first time he tried to do something out of the box. He organized the L4D2 collab and his telephatic karaoke idea was really good. That was just a bad day for everyone

>>53673277
Axel is the hero we deserve

>>53672376
Pure
unfiltered
Copium

If Axel truly is here then he'll talk about gingerale on his next stream

>>53673190
Vesper is currently dissociating in the woods

>>53673591
social battory hort pls understando

>>53673474
hands up
bottoms up

>>53673192
>Vesper and Magni silent af through the whole collab
>/MANS/ speculating on whether they're being held hostage or their presence is being faked altogether
>HAHA BUY THE MERCH GUYS
>"technical difficulties"
>stream ends early
>VOD nuked
>bunch of boys mysteriously cancel or reschedule their streams again
>even more tense waiting game
>????
>don't profit (Cover profits though. HAHA BUY THE MERCH GUYS)

HWUSBAN ON THE TELEEEE GIV HM LOVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQnrlRd_vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQnrlRd_vU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mQnrlRd_vU

GG flay

>live for less than a minute
>already nuked the vod

>>53673717
>Open stream
>"SHIT"
sasuga flay

kek what just happened

>>53673879
he played 2 seconds of the linked sanrio song

>open stream
>"bye"
well ok

RATE THE STREAM

0/10

DUMMY HUSBAND IS BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtBXnYlwKnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtBXnYlwKnM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtBXnYlwKnM

>>53673774
The Flay Special.

>plaplaplap moaning OMG WHAT'S HE DOING
kek that's a soundclip

>>53673949
I WAS GETTING PIZZA WHAT HAPPENED

he's so retarded i need to marry him

>>53674088
He played a bit of sanrio music by accident and had to nuke the vod

>>53674088
i don't know i just opened it lol

>>53674105
right? his brain is just some...bouncing ball of yarn

>>53672876
The 6 month anniversary collab was the handcam cooking stream though? The audio clip gameshow stream was just looking back on past streams leading up to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlvkvu7dn4Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuXGu4L6bmI

i love him bros

man flay really is just way better in his solo streams isn't he

will I like watching flay if im a vestie. i liked their interview together and the autism he exuded

>>53674564
Possibly, but there's no guarantee. He can be a bit loud if you're looking for the comfy energy that Vesper usually has.

>>53674556
i fucking hate this image kek

>>53674564
there's no way that's the only place you've seen him
I personally don't as a vestie

>>53674564
he's a bit of a handful if you can't keep up when he's changing topics quickly, he's in bit of a goofy goober mood right now but i'm enjoying it so far.

This is supposed to be the most HYPED UP WEEK of the year for Tempus
Please guys, schedules and good news....

>>53674863
really dreading altare’s schedule lads

>>53674863
it's kinda sad how radio silent it started off

>>53674564
vesper's autism is ignoring everything while he focuses on a task, flayon's is the opposite. depends on what you like i personally can't bear vesper for that

>>53674863
Nice one year anniversary lol

This is making me so nostalgic for the time this came out and you had to wait a while to continue playing the storyline

>>53674863
Where's shiny spicy, bros?
Why aren't they shilling?

>>53672380
I thought that hlgg anons were already over Flayon's existence, if you hate him so much just leave the general.

what does getting hit in the balls feel like?

They kept talking about how they've got something really exciting they put a lot of work into to show for the anniversary, so I'm optimistic about it. I don't really care about Vesper being there or not though, so I guess that's why I'm not as quick to doompost.

Monday is usually rest day/ meeting day for most of them guys, chill with the doomposting

hitting flay in the balls...

>>53675372
anyone who doesn't already know that only came here to doompost anon

>>53674863
I can imagine what it would be like in another timeline and it makes me sad but I still have faith

ofc it stopped right on the retarded naruto run

bros...I can't believe Axel is eating KFC chicken once a week...

>>53675494
i thought the freezing was part of the game kek

>>53675372
Most of them usually have their schedules out by now though

New rrat: Magni is on break due to his toe surgery and a flight out to Australia, and Vesper volunteered to help him out to make sure there aren't any delays on his end. The last-minute nature of this is why the announcement of their "break" was so sudden.

>>53675575
as much as I want to believe this it wouldnt make sense as to why Ves had a full week scheduled.

>>53675305
It's just a short, sharp, intense pain, typically followed by a dull, slightly less severe pain that lasts for a while after. I can't think of a good comparison. Kinda like getting stabbed and hit with a bat at the same time. Maybe ask Vesper how they compare.

>>53673690
At this point with AI their voices can be faked LIVE unironically. Theoretically now a vtuber can be forever immortalized and if they were actually graduated someone could take their spot.

>>53674863
owari da

>>53675745
Neither he nor Magni expected the toe thing to happen, so their plans were originally more normal.

FUCK'S SAKE
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1680747218259808261

I understand the reasonable posters saying how monday is a dead day and we shouldn't expect news, but I've successfully pushed off all my menhera vestie thoughts for a full week and I'm really struggling rn

>>53676085
was Magni not aware of how bad the toe situation was tbf i dont watch him as much. This is all copium anyways but I want to believe theres a reason for all this sudden behavior

>>53676148

Happy Monday
Remember Vesper and Magni are fine but won't be back for 9 more days (Wed. Zin the US)

>>53676148
So then they're coming back around this week or next

>>53676191
might be a dead day but altare and axel usually stream on mondays

>>53676148
I KNEW ITTTT

>>53676148
do people itt not click links...

>>53676148
Fake

>>53676612
most replies are just shitposts donmai not all though kek

>>53676612
anon can't read sarcasm

what happened that made him say "i'm live btw"? did he get a call?

>>53676728
Magni DMed him asking for a booty call

>>53676728
Who's live?

i thought i was joking when i said vesties would never see the new zatsu background ever again...

>they don't make it to the anniversary
>continued radio silence
>the whole vibe is off
>chat is wall to wall vesper doko maguni doko
>b-buy the merch....
Could you ever forgive them?

>>53676784
GIWTWM

>>53676724
please be patient i have brain damage :(

>>53676788
Magni in his other channel

>>53676817
>Could you ever forgive them?
What if they didn't do anything wrong, but accidentally saw something they weren't supposed to see?

Magni and Vesper were accidentally added into a meeting about pulling the plug on the HoloStars EN branch so Cover put them on ice to stop them from talking.

>>53676817
Remember when Vesper didn't show up to the 6 month one and they just said "Vesper can't make it" and there were some "Vesper doko?"s in chat but after the first 30 minutes or so everyone was just having fun and laughing at their terrible cooking? Worst case, it'll just be that again. It'd be a shame, but whatever, nothing that hasn't happened before.

I hope Vesper goes indie again, he doesn't have the will for corpo

>>53673190
>"Y'all aren't ready for what we have planned for the anniversary" - Josuijesus Shinchrist

>>53677294
This. I don’t wanna sound like a sperg of those two, but the announcement was made, no one should be asking. The other HQ boys could be in a bit of a downer mood, but they have VG now too. Even then, this is not an off collab where one of them will be by there own. The show must go on

>>53677465
Very cute, but I question the character choices.

>>53674556
I disagree. He's much better in collabs, less obnoxious.

>>53674863
HQ is down. I repeat. HQ is down

My oshi is moving, Magni and Vesper are gone, Axel is going on a short break, Bettel is also moving. It's going to be a rough couple of days for me.

>>53676993
Vesper didn't accidentally send his dick pics to Yagoo, it was the other way around. And it was a BBC.

>>53678183
A second plane has hit HQ.

>>53678287
Yagoo has a bbc?

>>53675575
>>53675745
>>53676085
There was a rrat a few threads ago that Vesper used the holoEN Twitter account to tell them about the break because of the Australia trip and it got mysteriously deleted after an omegaposter said "delete this"

>>53678327
Nigga-dono...

Hopefully Axel gets in the GTA server early so he can turn off his brain from Tempus stress

>>53678327
That's why it was such a big deal. Vesper and Magni started freaking out and had to be locked up in the Cover dungeon for reeducation

Monday meeting is making me anxious.

idk about you guys but im chilling watching Flay and reading noncon fanfiction
t.whore vestie

>>53679100
Who's getting nonconmed?

>>53679100
you can say the rape word this isn't twitter

>>53678100
Seconding this. Seems like his desire to be considerate of the others suppresses his spergier outbursts a bit. But I do like him alone too.

>>53679231
It's classic fic terminology though, not nu-SJW stuff

>>53679100
I'm having toast with orange marmalade and a little milk while I watch Flay and read a consensual, loving BL doujinshi I purchased legally. I hope you enjoy your rape reading anon

finally..

>>53679165
Roy Mustang is nc'ing Edward Elric

>>53679494
took you thing long?

>>53679494
wrong tab?

>>53677420
Didn't he stream as his indie recently with GirlDM?

Either way, it's a mixed bag for me as I would enjoy his solo content where he can do whatever he wants whenever he wants, but I would severely miss him collabing with the boys

>>53679615
I try to be lenient.

>>53679673
nah

where are the anniversary week schedules

>>53675264
This is /MANS/, not the Flayon general. He was a mistake to Tempus and machiroons are a mistake to the thread.

>>53679986
Surprise offcollab. No spoilers till then

whats with all the doxxfags

Vesper had sex.

VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO VESPER DOKO

>>53680169
yeah with me

>>53680120
Do you even understand what doxxing is? I don't see any real names, real faces, real addresses here

I love this guy like you wouldn't believe!!! I don't want to doompost, man. I don't know, but I believe that everything is going to work out in the end! I do hope Axel is doing well- the anniversary stream is on his channel, so I can only imagine that he's trying to save Altare from the stress of hosting. This guy. He's much too caring towards everyone, wanting to put it all on his own shoulders. I know he's strong enough to do it, but I hope that Axel's getting some support himself. He's too selfless!!! He's very kind and says that he's just being himself when he does this. Please never change Axel- you're one in a million, I think. I know he and everyone are doing their best, so I want to support them all!!! There must still be a lot to do, so I hope that the tempura can help some worries off the boys with kind words and cheering them on. Wishing Axel the world man, he deserves it with how hard he works. And I hope that he sleeps well and stays kind to himself. Please always stay happy and healthy Axel!!!
AXEL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53680288
kys doxxmite

I trust Shinri

>>53676993
Yog-Sothoth knows the gate, Yog-Sothoth is the gate, Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate.
Past, present and future, all are one in Yog-Sothoth.

>>53680306
Thanks doc.

>>53679674
It was a tournament or something. As far as I know it's the only thing he's don't outside the occasional tweet.

>>53680306
rabu you, your message is getting shorter... soon you will return to your full axel love glory, little axelotl prime

schedules doko

>>53680172
SOKO DAAAA!

>>53679674
GirlDM is such a shameless leech.

>>53680695
Aw someone's a little jealous

>>53680695
how dare you speak that way about the 6th member of tempus

S C H E D U L E S ?

>>53680695
GirlDM is the link that bind them together

>>53679674
>that moment when he busted into a room, shot up a bunch of players and quietly said “get magged”

I miss him

>>53680695
>leech
She's a simp if anything, girl owns more merch than I ever will.

>>53680172
Shut up ugly

its over for the both of them if they cant even be assed to tell their fans what's happening

>>53680401
You take care of yourself too!!! Take this as I hope it'll do you well, chu~!!!
>>53680512
Ah, maybe so, but it's not that I'm losing anything!!! It's just. Really hot over here and I can't think of proper words half the time- it's just static, hehe I love this guy, in my brain. I'll never stop my adoration for Axel! You get a kiss as well, CHU~!

Flayon thirsting for a stick figure

>>53680856
anon magmites and vesties are battered wives, they'll suck their dick and tell them it's okay the moment they're back

m....mommy.... i wan milk....

>>53680990
That's right, as soon as Magni comes back I'll tell him that I still love him and Copium wasn't a mistake!

>>53680963
You don't?

>>53681012
jesas

Did this copypasta ever get bigger?

>pretended to be Gura to get Free factorio codes
>told his manager to fuck off
>is Laplus' boyfriend and keeps inviting her to Valorant games when she's supposed to stream
>wore a sheet over his head and pretended to be a ghost to scare the shit out of Chloe
>sells Mori her Xanax, lean, alcohol and fastfood
>hacked Rushia's discord during the GTA collab with Miko
>is the Japanese drama tuber that Rushia contacted and lied about her leaking confidential information
>hacked Towa's discord and was the male voice on her stream
>opened the door behind Matsuri and accidentally showed his hand onstream
>is the host that blackmailed Matsuri
>was Mel's manager and sexually harassed her
>fingerbanged Ollie onstream
>set fire to Subaru's house
>orchestrated the trash taste collab
>Connor and Veibae's statements about hololive were written by him
>is the reason for Nene, Laplus and Shion's depressions
>photoshopped Luna out of the holofes poster when nobody was looking
>spoke perfect Cantonese and perfectly impersonated Bae's mother onstream
>keeps spiking Ame's food with bread
>convinced Pekora to buy a monkey
>dug the hole in minecraft
>injected Ina with the vax and gave her heart disease
>broke Luna's neck during the VR horror stream
>ripped a fat shart during Mori's stream
>gave Kronii books about woke gender shit during her childhood
>built Bae's cuckshed
>damaged Suisei and Marine's voices
>is the reason why Aqua, Shion and Ayame barely stream
>sent anti messages to Iofi after the among us collab
>made kobo eat literal shit
>traced Nene's drawing
>forces cover to sell acrylic stands
>drugged Mori right before meme review
>gave Mio food poisoning and made her puke onstream multiple times
>runs the Argentinian central bank and is responsible for ARS superchats
>intercepted Flare, Nene and Irys' initial designs and replaced them with designs he made
>coded the YouTube analytics page to list Taiwan
>is the shadow president of Taiwan
>simultaneously runs the Chinese anti botfarms
>managed HoloCN and is responsible for every bad decision they made causing the entire branch to get fired, including watching wolf warrior onstream
>ordered Russia to invade Ukraine so Russian fans couldn't donate to Botan any longer
>Killed Fauna's cat, Noel's hamster, Sana's dog and Roboco's cat
>told Mori's sister about the airBNB and suggested the "rager"
>fed boner pills to every dude at the houseparty and told them where Gura was hiding, told Mori she was up to "shenanigans"
>added himself as a friend on Gura and Irys' switch accounts
>is singlehandedly responsible for every orange woman bad post, ran the eggcord
>convinced Miko that Pekora would totally enjoy it if she initiated sex with her out of nowhere without asking during their sleepover
>is the CEO of Capcom and caused the holocaust by deciding to copyright strike Mio for playing some decade old DS game, requiring permissions for games ever since (also caused the real holocaust)
>planted the Reine dox pictures in Ollie's image folder
>infected Kanata with her ear disease
>got Choco and Kiara shadowbanned
>told Susan to crack down on lewd content
>tweeted out all the anti tweets that made Huke cancel the Kiara minecraft collab
>Fired Shinove
>Forced Kira, Suzaku and Kaoru to graduate
>Hired Hitomi Chris
>gave Hitom Chris her equipment in return for sexual favors
>Graduated Hitomi Chris
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>convinced Ame, Kronii and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

Armored Core 6 is my new oshi, just a bit over a month

What's your opinion on Jeffrey?

>>53680306
Needed this post. Thank you so much Axelotl Prime, the 5th member of HQ

>>53681012
oh

>>53681217
I don't like baseball and I don't care about Shohei Ohtani

"Shinri, why do you have tattoos?"
"Because they look cool. Also, they glow in the dark."
https://youtu.be/vGr4de5R4Vw?t=5671

HQ doko

Gootecks did nothing wrong

>>53681471
glow in the dark condoms + glow in the dark Shin tats...

>>53681530
trying to get their unity back

>>53681226
Hey man, things are tough right now, but there's so much that we don't, and probably never will, know. It's the boys who need support the most!!! Take care of yourself, chu~!!!
>the 5th member of HQ
Nah, I'm just some axelotl who likes to yell about Axel on the internet, that's all I want to be- nothing more.

WHOOOO
TEMPUS ALMOST ONE YEARS OLD, BOYS
IKZ

>>53678801
He probably has stuff to do before the anni so you probably won't see him in there till Sunday

I've never cared about vtubers enough to anti them but Magni and Vesper disappearing so close to their anniversary and leaving Axel and Altare alone is getting me really close to that

>>53680695
>>/cbdct/

>>53681925
I don't mind Ves MIA. If he needs space then he needs space, better than him being menhera, let him come back strong instead.
Magni's surprising but I still have faith in him not doing this for selfish reasons.

watching 9/11 footage...
...thinking of leader..

>>53682083
A-ahh

>>53682148
kino

>>53681925
just do it already

Only good meetings right?
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1681111144994603009

>>53680695
Try calling her a pick me next, I know you love that one.

>>53682146
>If he needs space then he needs space
They only have 2 corporate mandated collabs a year, he's a 30+ year old man that should know by now how to act, stop babying him

>>53682366
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN EMAIL!

>>53680695
>>53680761
>>53680780
>>53680800
>>53680828
>>53682050
Don't white knight all the girls who interact with them, Girl_DM has as much personality as a piece of paper and wouldn't even be relevant without her initial model, which is also bland as fuck.

>>53682366
I'd like to meat him, if you catch what I'm pitching

i think fujoschizo and dmschizo should have sex with each other

>>53682670
Chances are they're both women?

>>53682576
I didn't fucking stutter. Go back, she has never done the boys wrong and buys their merch.

>>53682298
anytime i think of a major disaster, he's in my mind, like he's involved with them somehow ...

I don't think it's right to assume that they're just being irresponsible, because we really have no idea what happened yet, and even the boys seem to be in the dark this time. It really could be anything. I'm not going to get mad at anyone unless the explanation is just "Vesper really, really didn't wanna do that karaoke." or something stupid like that.

>>53682766
More likely to both be men

>>53682824
how cute!

>>53682838
On this board, yeah, there's like a 75% chance they're both men.

Unicorns should kill themselves.

>>53680761
>>53682380
>>53682786
>>53682941
Fuck off GirlDM. I know it's you

>>53682828
What if they come back and don't explain anything? Vesper already did it once

>>53682576
That's utterly irrelevant to whether or not she's a leech, goalpost-chan.

Remember, "anti-vesper" is code for "anti-vampire"
Prove that you aren't prejudice against the living-impaired by replying "vesper doko" to this post or your oshi will die a true death in his sleep

>>53682924
i-is this how you become an altyume?

Shintare lighting fireworks together. Shintare sitting on a picnic blanket and gazing up at the stars...

>>53683112
fuck you, vesper dokooo

>>53683112
VESPER DIE, MONSTER. YOU DON'T BELONG IN THIS WORLD.

>>53683112
vesper doko

>>53683154
Cuuuute...

>>53683154
Do you not have ship art to attach to your post?

watch Axel shill VCR GTA and ignore the anni until the day-of

>>53683286
>watching nips play gta rp
no way fag

>>53683111
HE'S IN

>>53683286
How dare he

>>53683112
idk what any of that shit means but vesper doko

>>53683112
VESPER DOKO

>>53683264

>>53683154
That's cute, I hate fireworks though
>>53683264
nta but Altare is a sparkler so it might as well be

God Flay is so fuckign cute

>>53683552
The sassy mood he's in this stream is adorable

God Flay is so fuckign cringe

I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep tonight unless we get HQ schedules or something positive from them about the anniversary

>>53683717
So cringe I want to marry him and spend the rest of my life with him

you guys are literally choosing to make yourself worry. can you use your overactive imagination to create fanfics for me instead

>>53683880
So cringe I want to graduate him

>>53683264
I think it might be too spicy for you

>>53683880
same

God Flay is so fuckign rapeable

>>53683112
Vesper doko, I think the living-impaired are great, very attractive people, my cousin is friends with a living-impaired guy

>>53683932
graduate him from being single ToT

EL HERMANO DE JIREN

And now Flay is just listing out /dbs/ memes

>>53683112
v-vesper doko!!!!!!!

>>53683880
Gotta cuddle him, I bet he would squirm like a cat at first

Could it be that Magni and Vesper are going on strike because they didn't want VG on their 1 year anniversary mainly because it's supposed to be HQ-only?

>>53684259
I could really go for bbq right now

>>53683191
Ok, I'm just going to say it. Can I say it? Listen, AHAHAHAH, Listen. It was not ok ok, listen, It was not by my hand, you know, by my hand that I was once again uhh, given flesh, you know? It was- Skycompass thank you for the superchat "When are you playing Zomboid old man" soon... soon I'll play that again, I just got to get to 60 first... ok Anyway uhhh, It was not by my uhh hand that I was once again AHAHAH given flesh. It was humans who gave me uhhh "tribute." Ok Shut up SHUT UP I'm not unhinged! ok, understood.

>>53684262
of all the rrats this one might be the most retarded one, congratulations

>>53684353
bbq (big bara qock)

>>53684262
They went on strike because they're members of SAG-VAFTA

>>53684395
We already know Magni hates VG, Vesper isn't very close to anyone in VG so I can see it being true

>>53684262
i believe it, there's a reason those 2 have the least 1on1 collabs with vg

>>53684375
>it was not by my hand
>it was Skycompass
she really is under the Scooby Doo villain mask every time

Axel your brainrot...

>>53682388
Vesper has explained before that he can talk to chat all day cuz we’re effectively strangers and he doesn’t have to care. Whereas he has difficulty with close friends, family and loved ones because he cares so much that it becomes overwhelming and paralyzing. HQ hort is reflective of how much he loves them, not being a baby. I have the same kind of menhera, and it fucking sucks shit and self-sabotages every good thing in your life, I can tell you that Vesper will always hate himself more than any onlooker does.

>>53684626
>Italian MANS
do we have an Italian version of the commandments yet

>>53684626
PIZZA TOWER PLS DINGO-SAMA

>>53684682
I feel ashamed that I never did one, I am a lazy bastard...
>>53684686
He may give it a try cause I remember him being interested in it, though I don't think it's his kind of game.

>>53684519
Imagine pretending you watch Tempus and somehow ignoring the fact that Magni and Bettel are basically joined at the hip

Flayons a massive perv....

>>53684259
I want to help him with that so bad

I know this has probably been posted a hundred times here already but goddamn momi is a fucking genius

>>53684653
All he has to do is show up and stay silent like he always does, your learn to adapt to those situations when it's literally your job

>>53684800
Merch when?

>>53684794
Chat mirrors the streamer, etc., etc.

>>53684758
>loving bettel means he loves the 4 of them
retard

>>53684682
Italian-Italian, Italian-American, or like the Cosa Nostra? Bonus points if Omega is redrawn with a stereotypical guinea tee and a gold chain

>>53684996
Magni literally bench pressed Bettel live on stream after watching him change ALSO LIVE ON STREAM

>>53685048
learn how to read

>>53684800
it's scary how good she is

>>53684996
>Collabed 1-on-1 with Shinri, has said they have talked of important things together
>Collabed with Hakka
>Has said multiple times they talk late at night (specially Flay and Bettel

>>53684890
perhaps, but Flay is worse

I can't believe Magni is still gone;_;

AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1610833470372151296
>https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1610833470372151296

>>53685281
AIEEEEEEEE

>>53685281
>WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?
axelerate

>>53684996
Bettel is part of VG. Saying Magni and Vesper "have the least one on one collabs with VG" out of HQ is not even close to true since Magni spammed a shitload of collabs with Bettel, retard.

>>53685281
You're right, what WERE they thinking back then?

Shinri has a plot to defeat the JP senpais in Rust...
https://youtu.be/vGr4de5R4Vw?t=6914

>>53685449
>Ah shit 2 members of our new branch are going to be MIA for 3 months
This is somehow happening again

It kind of saddens me how much flayon wanted to be in nijien instead of stars. We love you here, buddy...

>>53685713
>New IP
>Unnecessary spoiler
>Offtopic shit
>Dogshit bait
All you need is doxshit for bingo!

doxxmites kys

https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1680662894520803328
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1680662894520803328
https://twitter.com/cover_corp/status/1680662894520803328
Well, at least we got official word on the situation

>>53685754
Look I know barely anyone here watches him but let me just vent for a moment. I usually lurk. It's something he said in his stream a few minutes ago.

>>53685871
its over..

>>53685871

>>53685754
He's doubling down lol

I missed him so much today, hope he had a productive day and managed to rest yesterday. I'm somewhat relieved to see him here and there on twt, at least he is not depression sleeping

>>53685871
Yep, its really over

>>53685895
>making a comment about someone in another company is the same as wanting to be in that company
Shit I'm sorry Altare, Magni, Axel, Vesper, Bettel and Hakka, it seems like you all wanted to be in nijisanji according to this anon

>>53685979
Holy based cultare

>>53685895
Please go back and blow your brains out already

>>53686043
Yeah, you don't watch him. Whatever man. You wouldn't say this if one of the guys mentioned a Luxiem member. I'm done replying to hypocrites like you.

I can't sleep bros. at this point I can't tell if these fuckers are unlucky or stupidly menhera or both

>>53686109
She is truly committed to the bit, and I respect it.

>>53686128
No, I don't think I will.

>>53686212
I know he mentioned pomu because of the mgs reference, stop being a retard and watch his idol showdown streams

>>53686316
>watch his idol showdown streams
Fuck no. I don't care about the girls why would I watch that
>inb4 unicorn response because that's what's on your cue cards

>>53686004
i miss my pon blue wife so much…

>>53685895
>Lurk
>barely anyone watches him here
Its not crazy to see flay talked about more than other streamers sometimes

>>53686221
both

i was in the bathroom, what did flayon actually say

Bros... I can't believe Vesper actually wanted to be in vshojo japan....

>>53686421
Stop making assumptions based on random comments then, he's a blue dorito enjoyer and loves being under the blue dorito

blue = lazy
it's the law
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAZYYYYYYY

>>53686421
Then check his interactions with his Stars senpais, he respects and loves them a lot and knows a bunch of stuff about them. Even if he auditioned in other place, he loves where he is right now

>>53686606
Can you blame him?

>>53686626
vesper is orange tho