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I LOVE CHEESE PIZZA
Kek she got the jumpscare
Lapsama my friend
pizza crimes
i cooka da pizza
My Ina!
I love Mori!
Ok, but what is the expected ccv of people attending numbernigger's funeral?
sorry guys im distracting her (currently plapping)
>>53676901Looks better than a NY pizza
>I'm a little distractedbaby confirmed
Pizza Towa
hey man
She'll get it
>>53676843It's Wario Land if Wario was also Sonic.
PISS AAAALL OVER THE FLOOR(me)
gura is cute today aswell
AhemFUCK SPAGHETTI BENDING, TOMATO SAUCE SLURPING, HAND WAVING, OILY-ASS DAGOSLove HololiveThat is all
is Peppino Italian American
>pizza pastafucking lol
>>53676834Kek
>>53676921
>>536769242, the priest and the gravedigger
>Pizza pasta put it in a box>Deliver it and put it in my COCK>MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COOOOCK>CHEESY ON MY PEENY AND SOME PASTA ON MY BALLS
>>53676961Basedo
>>53676924between 0 and -1
>open gura stream on phone (i'm not normally a phoneposter i'm just on a bus ride home)>get a fucking phase connect ad I hope they fucking die
>>53676834I towa da pizza
People leaving the Gura waiting room to watch Gura.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwwDS2DcF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwwDS2DcF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwwDS2DcF4
What does the pizza priest even do
>>53676843It's alright.
>>536769240 Not even his own mother
>Gura's announcement.It's over...
>>53676974Not now selenfag
>gura gets motion sick playing video gamesGURA IS A WOMAN CONFIRMED
Why do they keep avoiding each other?
>Real Bonebros Pizza hoursLet's-a goSomeone tell the shark to lower her volume I can barely hear her
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SOON
>>53677020I was watching Lia until Gura started, she's pretty cute you know
Gura is old
why does the music in this game sound so much like metroid
Gura is aging...
GURA IS NOT A CHILD!!?!?
Gura gonna eat the deep fried battered pizza
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNn24KHPRQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNn24KHPRQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNn24KHPRQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWNn24KHPRQSTREAM FUTURE ISLAND
>>53677029Dispels status effects.In one of the final levels he also gives you temporary invulnerability and the ability to kill ghosts.
>Mumei gets motion sick playing games>Gura gets motion sick playing games
>>53677028whoa what the fuck2Snacks is alive?
>>53677028JILL KUN LOVE
more Japanese pizza crimes
>>53677073sssssssssssssssEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX
My daughterwife is older than I am...
>Playing a literal zoomie game not DbDOld Gura was way better...
DANTE MENTION
>>53677087Gura has always been an old hag acting like a little girl. She's 9000 you know
>>53677073ollie flashing her panties in 3d
ITS JUST LIKE DMC
Love Hololive. Breathe Hololive. Watch Hololive streams. Give Hololive membership gifts/superchats. Purchase Hololive merch. Attend Hololive events/concerts. Live Hololive. Breathe Hololive. Love Hololive.
Gura cute Gura cute!
>He's just like Dante!
>>53677066How can someone physically avoid itself?
DANDE MENTION
DMCBROS
>>53677070Bomebros is dead and burried fagbeat. Fuck iff
Gura is 35+ old.
Gwombus.......
>>53676222
is she in drugs?
ELBOW LOVE
>>53677002again with this song
IT'S JUST LIKE DMC
>funny bone hit
gura pp joke
which of the en girls have a complex about gura being more popular than them?
Yeah she watched the miku video
ITS PIZZA TIME
i will kiss Gura's booboo
>>53677122I see the tip of something
>>53677165Yeah, mine
>>53677127You'll get used to the new VA
Mori...
>this songHoly fuckpizza tower got perms to have the spiderman pizza delivery song?
>>53677122I WISH Ollie was this sexy. She's too much like an annoying bratty little sister to imagine wanting to fuck.
Why is everyone playing this game?
>>53677112are we done pretending now?
>>53677002SHE'S SINGING IT
>>53677169now we need the fembud! comic anon is too coward to do it
Gura's got cock on her mind
i heard cat voices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwwDS2DcF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwwDS2DcF4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwwDS2DcF4HE'S BACK
>>53677151Inhale Hololive, Snort Hololive, Inject it into my veins.
that first area song sounded like thishttps://youtu.be/SPlvu37rckY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHWCK963xXs
i like the music in this area a lot it has a cool sound to it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXcFvK61LU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N7HfYnO5S8
why does hearing gura's voice make me so happywhat kind of mental illness is this
Gura's streams are literally for kids WTF...
This game is just Wario Land 4.
>>53676921Hey, me too!Getting Goob as well is a fun bonus too!
>She's already doing better than IRySIRyS bros...
>>53677199meds
>italians have taken over every streamers scheduleHololive has fallen.
>>53677161Bonebros don't die, they multiply!
>>53677164She can give me a nursing handjob without it being weird!
>>53677227yeah, mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXcFvK61LUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXcFvK61LUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnXcFvK61LU
>>53677209>spiderman pizza delivery songdumbass. this is from VeggieTales.
>>53677213>he doesn't want to fuck his bratty little sisterWhat's wrong? You scared, whitey?
wait, did she play this game before?
>>53677073Let's gooooooooo
>only 2 toppinsMori will never be a real pizza tower with those results
>>53677273same desu
>Gura heard the AI cupid cover
B for Bnice
>Using keyboard controlsI can never get into them but apparently it's good for speedrunning
Can you guys post examples of these so-called, "Cheese Pizza"?
gura is secretly a vocaloid producer
>Gura was threatened by the A.I. and came backbased
>>53677303>dumbass. this is from VeggieTales.
>>53677292We could've stopped this if we had listened...
Why is gura pretending that she hasn't played and cleared this game already?
>>53677304>the knee pressing into her chestaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
oh god oh nodon't give the AI niggers ammunition...
>>53677327streamers were playing it for weeks after the initial release
>all the ENs calling it "mac-hhh run" like a GermanGuys... Is Kiara too powerful?
>>53677304Ollie doesn't even know what sex is. She probably doesn't even know that vaginal (or anal) penetration is involved. She though 7cm was supposed to be big for a penis.
>>53677348I am here but my Ame is not streaming.
>>53677120>>53676901Asian countries disgrace the integrity of pizza so hard
Gura's already beaten this
why would someone make a game about pizza?
>>53677370Cheebs pizza?
One of them must always be in japan.
we can surf on zombies?
>wheelchair modeshe really is Mumei!
>surfing zombiesIs this game about pizza
>wheelchair modeGURA
Did we go through the announcement is graduation phase yet?
>>53677379WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
>>53677370ok
>>53677337
>>53677374*gura is secretly a vocaloid
>>53677069oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>53677370
>>53677411You should see italian "pizza"
>Gura played this offstreamwtf why
>>53677280She's not reading the tutorials, obviously she's already played it
>Mori just lost 2000 fucking viewers in the span of 5 minutes
>>53677426Zombies like pizza too
>>53677301Kek
>>53677370This cheeb glows
i'm late did i miss anything?
>>53677393mac triple h?
>>53677446What the fuck is that
>>53677376https://youtu.be/i9KqphtT5fs
>>53677385Question is how much did she play though
>>53677449
>>53677304The only people who want to have sex with their sister never had a sister.
>>53677024It's genuinely baffling how the biggest numberfaggots literally don't understand how numbers >Wooooooooow a new stream starting had handful of viewers migrate to it from a concurrent!!! I can't BLEEB it!!!!This happens literally every fucking day How do you niggers make jerking off to numbers and graphs your sole personality trait but you literally do not comprehend how they work?? it's baffling
STREAM GRAVEYARD SHIFThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIgcVT4SfGw
>>53677459
That pizza? Me
Why is she larping like she hasn't played this before? She's skipping half the tutorial with base knowledge
GURA NO KISSING THE CP
>cheese pizza mentionyab
>>53677411Japan will never admit their warcrimes
>>53677348kek, neat>>53677340finna fly to japan to find out why he's not streaming
GURA NOOOOOOOO
>>53677405>Ollie doesn't even know what sex isSEX
>pizza ghostsWHAT THE FUCK THATS SCARY
>>53677234I dont like it
We need to murder all the fucking cuckbeats for not shutting off wiggers stream in favor of gura
>KISSA DA CHEESE PIZZA
Gura just doing an italian accent made me realize fucking Mori is playing this gameOh god how bad is it? Is she in full on 2 hours "I cooka da pasta" mode?
>>53677459Surprised it's not higher
A FUCKING PIZZABEAT
>>53677516No need to be this upset deadbeatchama.
>>53677393Wha?
>i'm going to kiss the cheese pizza
bruh
I don't get why this game was liked so much
>>53677411>the integrity of pizza
>>53677459Numberniggers and lying through their teethName a more iconic duo
>>53677537She can't read so she's looking at the pictures instead.
>>53677537the immersion
>>53677459>4.1k to 3.8k is "2000"Go back school Retardchama
>>53677516>>53677524Fuck. It's still dropping. Im so fucking hard right now. Gura is killing Mori's stream.
>>53677411I ate this when it came stateside
>>53677070>Bonebros Pizza
>>53677411Brazil did it better
>>53677555This deadbeat is experiencing cyberpsychosis. Call MAXTAC if you start hearing indie folk-EDM
>>53677516Until medios start murdering them on sight anytime they leave containment they will never learn
>>53677348AME DOKO
Gura puts pizza on her cock and balls......
>>53677559Fuck no, keep that cancerous fanbase contained to the fat alcoholic.
its funny how the threads have been fine except for one guy spamming on cooldown for the past week but now that gura has come back half the thread is shitposts
>>53677405I will teach her
>>53677469Disgusting
>>53677543That's it, I'm sending the Swiss guards to Japan
>big mushroomYeah, mine.
>>53677488>>53677581Instead of saying it like "mack" which is simpler they drag out the h sound like in german
>>53677571No. She hasn’t really done that at all actually. I’m pretty surprised. She’s talking normal and enjoying the game
that was gura sniffing me
SAMUS GAME MENTION
>>53677275>that picPlease kys
Gura your smell fetish...
>>53677603you type exactly like squirmbeat
>>53677559Never watched your shitty no show meme shark, never will cuckbud
How long until Gura accidentally sings "PUT IT ON MY COCK" insteadd
That's kinda cute
>Deadbeats shitposted IRyS only getting 5.5K during an overlap>Mori nowBAHAHAAHAAH Karma is a bitch huh.
>>53677411he doesn't know about scottish pizza
>>53677603And yet you'll never be as hard as I was after I left 2,000 sperms inside your mother.
>>53677516Smart people don't numberfag. Simple as.
When is gura going to finish Super Metroid?
>>53677603>Fuck. It's still dropping.Based retard It literally went up
Almost feet mention
>this is me at the local footlocker
God I want Gura to deeply sniff my asshole and balls and start rimming and sucking them
>>53677459based
>>53677591unique art style + meme idea + nostalgic gameplay style goes a long way
>>53677411turns out no one anywhere gives a shit what italians think of pizza
>That's weird though, I wouldn't do that.Suuuure....
>>53677459>chumbuds masturbating to this
>>53677616Flare did it bestBrasilia BTFO
>I wouldn't do thatshe would do that
(one) 1 goomba stream without mentioning smell or feet challenge
>>53677677Wouldn't be the first time.
>>53677627It's funny how that is complete bullshit.
>>53677659I don't even know what word you're talking about
>>53677516statistics don't lie
THE SPONGEBOB SOUND
>this BGMOh fuck yeah.
>>53677393Americans invented mach speeds so it's only appropriate that we refer to it the way we see fit https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/yeager-breaks-sound-barrier
>>53677604>Deadbeat so assmad he downgraded Mori's from 4.9 to 4.1
What did Omega even do? No seriously, why should I miss him?
JGBFW>Gura stream LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53677735The Mach Run in Pizza Tower goddamn it
>>53677537she literally said she played some and changed the controls around.
>>53677687Kek
>>53677594Real pizza is not the saggy mess most people think it is, the best pizza has a cracker crust.and maybe some provel cheese
>>53677687>2000 sperms in your cumshotInfertile bro...
>>53677543looks like meds pizza
>>53677685what the mother fucknow THIS is a crime against pizza
>>53677687kek
>>53677687anon... your sperm count...
If you're gonna /ck/ post, you might as well post the classichttps://youtu.be/-e5gTx1fVU4
>>53677779Oh okay
>>53677537She SAID she played this, catalogchan. How much she remembers is another story.
>>53677669chillax
>>53677687Isn't that like, not really a lot of sperm?
>ghost peppersokay I laughed
>>53677678A fucking Peppinodachi
>Gura's ADHD actually makes her better at the gameAmazing
>>53677773WE ARE SO BACK
>>53677795>deep friedHoly based.
>it’s someone’s fursonaMori…
Guys. What the fuck happened, is this an internet outage or something? How do you lise this many viewers in minutes?!?!?
JWU what was the announcement?
>>53677795What am I looking at?
>>53677703Also a killer soundtrack.It's just the right kind of indie flare to make it stand out and seem like a real passion project.
>>53677659IRyS pronounced it like "match"
>I haven't played this game much ;3c>15 combo in the first stageDamned brat!! Brazenly lying to me
>>53677770>Shitposter so retarded and focusing on graphs, he forgot how to countNohone.....
>>53677680Karma. Next we need a leak of Mori getting dp'd by Connor and tophamhat so she can finally hang herself in embarrassment as people now get to see her fat flaps being used as whale blubber paizuri
gura's sound mixing sounds so bad now
>>53677773>JGBFWWhat the fuck does that shit mean? You retards keep coming up with weird fucking shit expecting everyone to understand it, just write it out you lazy faggot
>>53677828She played the tutorial offstream so maybe she actually paid attention to it
>>53677834WE NEVER LEFT
>>53677852wrong tab, chimp
>>53677781Oh cool never mind then
>>53677687Elfriends are infertile...
>>53677028wdsdib?
>>53677790>>53677801>>53677814>Numberfagging sperm count His mother was a Nijifag, I only needed to give her 1% of my load.
Yeah, sharky likes my sauce
Gura is obligated to make Spongebob Battle for Bikini Bottom references at every opportunity
>>53677882Thread culture.
I need some 'za now
>>53677687>Deadbeats have incredibly low spermcountKEK
>>53677852based
>Gura quoting Battle for Bikini BottomYAB
I don't get this game. Or Sonic games. They want you to go super fast, but also punish you for going fast? No wonder only autistic weirdos like Sonic.
>>53677795No cheese?
>>53677616I take PRIDE in my country's pizzas, thank you very much
>>53677882Just got big for Watame
>>53677914
she cannot stop herself with the pizza pasta thing
>>53677914LMAO
>>53677773>>53677882Just Got Back From Wanking, dude it's so obvious
Just woke up, had Gura announced anything yet?
>Literally slipped into a secretThis brat
>>53677680>>53677852>>53677873wrong thread, cancer
>>53677882>He doesn't know what JGBFWHOS means
Will this be a one off or will she finish the game? Bets?
>>53677805what's wrong with this?
>It's DMC but with PizzaIsn't that just a regular DMC though?
GO MORI GO
>>53677858deep fried pizza
This game is very offensive in reinforcing italian stereotypes.
>>53677914God damn, stuck the landing
Shark who's only played Devil May Cry playing another game:Hmm... this is just like Devil May Cry...
>>53677914my sides
its been two hours and she still hasnt learned how to initiate a wall climb...
>>53677948They’re bones. It’s pretty amazing that many are left
>>53678016Would
>numberposting during gura stream>multiple positive replies>numberposting at any other time>gets completely ignored or everyone tells him to go back
>>53677914You should of just added a couple of zeros to avoid looking like a silly.
>>53677914OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP
Maybe Peppino deserves the pain
>>53677914KEK
>>53677982Isn't it just merch?
>>53677873>Karma. Next we need a leak of The only thing that "leaks" around here is dog semen out of your mom's gaping cunt
>>53678012Imagine DMC but all the red orbs are pizzas
>>53677914holy kek
>>53677914ok that's pretty good
Why did no one tell me Gura was cute?
Why are ghosts trying to stop pizza delivery?
>>53678071Merch for what?
>>53677960The tire one looks appetizing,I've had crust with about the consistency and tenderness of a steel belted radial all season before, so that looks like an improvement in flavor and texture.
>Gura cute Gura cute! poster was right
gura said pizza on my cock and nobody said anything
>>53677687
>deadbeats seething
>>53677914shiiiieeeet
does mori normally say oh lord this much?
so how the hell did irys end up being the worst at this? (in EN)
>>53677914whew lol
>>53677680She got mogged by a thumbnail and is now losing all her viewers. KEK
>>53677948We literally don't have cocks nor balls in our anatomy, I don't see how this is a surprise
I'm convinced this is a nijinigger raid since Gura is still the #1 subscribed and ccv in the world as they seethe at the thought.
>>53677952I wasn't expecting this game to be a platformer but I supposed you need to go insanely angry (good)
>gura has the janitor
Is there a better feeling than going fucking fast?
holy fucking banger ost
>>53678138Sometimes
Can ghosts even taste pizza?
>>53678093Ghost of Greek chefs still assblasted over the mediterranean food vs "Italian" food debate
Mori's not gonna make it...
>>53677914damn
>>53678119
>>53678137because Gura has played it a decent amount off stream
is pizza tower a sonic game? the gameplay really similar to sonic
>>53678138She's a good Catholic girl
Man I need to pick up this game again, I barely gave it a shot and just never went back for whatever reason.
>>53678094Gura is cute
>>53677914DAYUM BOI
HOLY SHIT SHE CLUTCHED IT OUT
Gura is using her extra cute voice today, she must be in a good mood.
HOLY SHITTHE CLUTCH
>>53677989never knew Bill Clinton posted here
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE CLUTCHMORI GAMING
HOLY CLUTCH MORI
bshark
Go Mori!
Mori nice!
BSHARK
>>53678182OH FUCK SHE DID IT I KNEEL
EN would never
B for Bshark
>BsharkWe're home...
bshark israel
MORI GAMING
mori is pretty bad at these escape parts
THE GAMER OF EN
SHE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>53678163Nakadashi
SHE DID IT
This game is intense and tiring to watch
>>53678194This is if Sonic was an actual platformer and not on rails.
>>53678194It's more Wario Land than Sonic. It has a heavy emphasis on speed, but Peppino doesn't carry his momentum into the air like Sonic does.
>>53677948>>Deadbeats have incredibly low spermcountYeah, he blew too many loads in mother this weekend Gotta wait a week for the count to get back up to normal
THE RETURN OFBSHARK
>>53678229>A nig
Why is Mori playing the same game at the same time as somebody else?
>>53678280How am I supposed to know that
GurB...
>>53677914wtfthat nigga dead...
That was actually pretty impressive
>>53678256
Impressive, now let's see IRyS rankings
>>53678194It first appeared at SAGE(Sonic Amateur Games Expo) so not really surprising.
Gura should have sex
MORI IS INSANE (For a woman)
>Gura and Mori finished their levels at the same timekino
>>53678192then why did she ask if the game was hard?
That's literally me she's fighting
>>53678270It makes it more exciting
Bizza...
STOP FUCKING CHANGING STREAMSGO BACK TO MORIWHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU REWARD SOMEONE THAT IS LAZY AND HATES HER FANS?????
>>53678280Shut up Risu we will never have sex with you. You probably smell (bad) and have brown nipples.
>>53677914Fucking Christ, dudeYou killed him
>deliver pizza>get shot
THE SHERIFF IS BACK IN TOWN BOYS
We are so back
Okayu would enjoy 100%ing this kind of gameI hope she gives it a go
>>53678328yeah, with me
>>53678295>Yeah, he blew too many loads in mother this weekendWait, your mother?
>>53678192>decent amountshe just played the intro
>>53677028>new 2snacks>even more unhingedwhat the fuck
>>53677687>>53677914Jesus Flare posters have been BRUTAL lately
>>53678362this is my friend
>>53678194
>>53678355I'm watching both
>>53677873I still will never understand why she never get fired like rushia she had sex with another male lam not joking the leak is everywhere
>>53678368>weWell you're not wrong, because she's for me
>>53678295>in mother
>>53678256>That CCV>Only 1,4M viewsYoutube knows that it's botted
PEPPINO'S GOT A GUN
>>53678355Seething cuckbeat
>>53677914PUT ME IN THE BANNEDVTMEMES SCREENSHOT
>>53677659>mackNo one says it like thatit's pronounced like 'mock' in both burg and bong English
>>53678394i made this post
>>53678394Well go get your friend down from there!
>>53677028is 2snacks ogey?
>>53678373>deliver pizza>get kidnapped, strapped to a neck bomb and forced to rob a bank
>>53678355But her streams are not good
>>53678331bone bros we are back!
>>53677914>>53677687
>>53678373WE'RE ALL LIVING IN AMERIKAAMERIKAIST WUNDERBAR
>chumbuds explaining gura pizza tower in terms of DMCkino
>>53678384I would be very surprised if she had the patience to get P-ranks on some of the later levels. Okayu would definitely give this game a chance, but not go that deep.
GURA FOUND THE PARRY
>>53678384Okayu and Korone would be fun to watch play
Mori has learnt you beat bosses by hitting them!
>gura's tiny handsOOUUH->I don't like tomatoes, they're ickyDAMN BRAT
>>53678326>Sonic Amateur Games ExpoHoly shit I don't want to go there. I can't fucking imagine the sonic cosplay.
>>53678355I prefer watching something cute
>>53678146But we do get boners for mori
>>53677494sorry, guess your not the usual anon who posts that
Based shark tomato is stinky
>>53678082jesas
>>53678474mungus
>>53678447If my post ends up on BVTM I will send him a pipebomb
Pepsi for pizza
>>53678355go back forcedfanbasewar nijinig
>>53678419Rushia was fired because she broke her contract by sperging out and leaking info, not for your unicorn faggotry.
>fotm game>return stream>announcement bait>14kIsn't that a bit low?
>>53677028I love Fubuki's exasperation at being there with the cats
>>53677028...What?
>>53678392>Wait, your mother?Hey man, just because we like to call your mother "mommy" when we fuck her doesn't mean she's actually our mom
Holospy here. BVTM/Phasefags got called out in /numbers/ earlier. They got mad and instantly started deflecting on Gura. They didn't even hide it.Don't fall for their bullshit.
KILL THE RRAT
>>53678313She was the only reason they got perms for it anon, she inquired multiple times. Everyone else playing it is because they saw it on the list
KILL THE RAT
RATS
>I'M GOING TO KILL THE RRAT!
>i'm going to kill the rrat
>>53678526Mori's very cute though
>KILL THE RRATS
BAE LOVE
Mori is learning! probably
>>53678606it's a gura game now
>OH, IT SENDS A SHOCKWAVEjust how blind is Mori
QRD on the guy who goes to every catalog thread talking about Mori's failing ccv? Since he is here right now too.
Gura killed the pope
>>53678588She’s so dumb, it’s adorable
>>53678280I CUM FAST TOO
is the pizza guy really the good guy or is he actually the bad guy
>>53678368>brown nipplesIWNBJ, so I don't care
No holo will ever get P-rank, it's over
>>53678355Listen mori is alot of thing but lazy isnt one of them she is the 3rd hardest worker in myth
>>53677914kek
>>53678592go back to /#/ dramatranny
Is it just me, or does Mori sound less enthusiastic all the sudden?
>>53678470Why are deadbeats stealing kiara's meme?
GURA KILLED THE POPE
>>53678658Sleepy reapy is sleepy
>>53678664He uses CCV as compensation for his small penis
>>53678678>ItalianHe’s a villain
>>53678658Extremely. I think she may need to get a new prescription
be honest, why did she wait for calliope mori to start streaming this game to do her monthly stream
So really, I am actually curious about all this.Mori seems to be trying her best, from picking streams her core fans and peripheral fans would want, streaming more than everyone else in EN, going hard into being the fanservice EN and playing up her sexiness factor which is unique in EN because everyone else seem to be more the cute comfy kind.But her streams and views seem to remain more unpopular than ever.Is there anything she can do to turn things around? It is actually sad to see someone trying hard not actually getting the reward they deserve.
>>53678717She’s focusing
>>53678576shork fell off hard
I am enjoying Gura's stream today
dangit mori i wanna watch you but i also wanna watch gura...really hope fubuki plays this soon
>>53678717Gura stole her numbers
>>53678717Dying a bunch to JP the Cheezy
>>53678717sorry, she has to hold back a bit since i am inside her rn
>>53677914Kek 1 love bruhda
>FUCK PAPISTSGURA???
>>53678734
>>53678658ADHD hits her particularly hard.The good news is she's bullheaded enough to triumph over any obstacle with enough time.
>>53678658Absolutely need LASIK, but refuses to get it because she's traumatized by the Final Destination death
>>53678576>return streamYou can't just call every stream a return stream
>>53678576post your view counts if it's so low, nigger
>>53678750Going hard isn't the same as selling out.
>>53678576If you think that's low. Don't look at Mori's stream.At least she didn't have a "huge announcement" this time.
>>53678738Streaming it another time cuts into her time fucking Mori’s pussy with her shark cock
>>53678589Eh, this return wasn't as good as the other one.
>>53678769Kek
>>53678781FUCK THE VATICAN
>>53678355Youtube is dumb and doesn't count views if you have multiple streams open
>>53678758same desu
>>53678592Didn't Pippa get invited to a male eceleb's house IRL and had her picture taken and uploaded to Twitter? The guy boasted about their date.
>>53678355>WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU REWARD SOMEONE THAT IS LAZY AND HATES HER FANS?????i sub to nl for the banter, i dont care that he hates me
>>53678758Hey, me too!
>>53678803you can if you're gura!
Gura too good at this game, this is not the real Gura.
>>53678799She will never get lasik or use a tanning bed
>>53678750Didn't read, look at councilRyS tub
You losers are going so fucking hard with the dogshit posts.
>>53677914I feel like you set this up on purpose
>>53678799LASIK is spooky
>>53678758me too
Gooba cuteMowi cute
>>53678592Ogey, go back retard
>>53678838She's cute, so it works.
>>53678750>>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1673825787896476.png&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post>anti Mori>anti Gura>anti Fauna>anti Bae>anti Kronii>anti SNOT>anti futaAnd that's just the first page
>>53678576>pizza tower>fotmYeah maybe 6 months ago
>>53678834Fauna…
>>53678355I was never in her streamI was in Gura's waiting room for an hour while funposting /here/
>>53678750I don't care for her speech pattern.
>>53678678He just wants to cook a da pizza
Why did this game catch on? Its literally kirby-tier easy. and no im not autismally spending 6 hours per level just to get a meaningless penis-rank
>>53678809why do you people keep posting this image as if it's true
Its high noon somewhere
>>53678750More like cucking her fans remember her liking bbc
>>/vt/image/8nTC9O//nELXGqsMA/O1nA
>>53678750There's just an inherent part of Mori's personality that is going to turn off most people. Just like how Kiara can try as hard as she likes but she is inherently just an unlikable person.
>>53678699They are literally posting BVTM dogshit memes.>>53678718Again just be aware of who is behind this dogshit.
WHERES GURA IN THIS STYLE
>>53678845cute!
>>53678776I still don't understand what I missed with the rasta stuff
>>53677028Why is Jill voiced by Jimmy Stewart? Why is Pekora voiced by John Mulaney?
>>53678900Based and same. Glad we beat her stream watchimg a fucking thumbnail.
I COOKA DA PIZZA
Honestly, Gooba should play Wario Land 4 instead of this.
I cooka da pizza
>DMC taught her how to parry>metroid taught her the usual hidden wallsgura's gaming road is a treat to see
Gura's being racist
>>53678856Pure wit in response to clapping back and hitting the post button too fast on the first.
GURA COOKA DA PIZZA
>>53678963>he doesn't know
>>53678884when did irystocryats become so obnoxious?
>>53678952Whats BVTM? I'm old
>>53677952Sonic doesn't punish you for going too fast. You just have to know when to jump.
>>53678853
>>53678809Mori is THIS fucking desperate for views that she created these whore thumbnails. Embarrassing.
So I guess we hate Mori all of the sudden??The fuck happened to the queen of our board...
>>53678884>anti futaPerma ban this faggot
>>53678664Lean tourist who unironically thought shitposting on a mongolian sock puppet would harm her career in any meaningful way Uses and cherry picks a meme stat like CCV to cope with the fact she's only become more influence since then
>>53678831No, it was bullshit. The guy who did it took a pic of his "gym buddy" (girlfriend) and said it was her as a "joke".Pippa has since blocked him for being a faggot.
>>53678884>anti futaterrible human being
>>53678961Kiara's gta4 streams, it's been amazing
>>53678589The moments already passed, plus you didn't use a Flare image. Though it's still a little funny so I'd give it a 6/10
GURA LET ME SNIFF YOU
>>53678750You're a very bad actor
>>53679002wow, didn't know chumtourists still existed. kinda based honestly
>>53679002Bloodlines:Vampire the Masquerade
>>53678884>anti futa
Gura seems to really hate rats
>>53678947Honestly Kiara is likeable. She just mismanages her sound settings so freaking hard (not to mention her voice). It's like listening to mosquitoes laugh in the millions.Dunno. Haven't watched in a while. Did she fix that stuff?
>Kiara is racist against italian>Gura is racist against italianTHEY ARE!
>>53678974is that even on switch online yet?
>>53678838She didn’t call this a return stream though, you did
>>53678900>>53678973>1 minute apartthis fucker isn't even hiding it
>>53678368What's wrong with brown nipples?
>>53679075Mori...
>>53679002Breed Very Tired Mori. Get with it grandpa
>>53679011Anon it's not real
>>53679075There isn't a single EN member who hasn't imitated their accent
>>53678884this is why i use 4chan x filename randomizer. you guys are sickos
>>53677914kehehe
>>53677028
>>53678678Pizzaface is literally trying to blow up Peppino's pizzeria. Peppino just wants to cooka da pizza.
>>53679075Of Med heritage, thus have the pass
>>53678750>>/vt/?task=search2&search_filename=1673825787896476.pngDon't use images of my Oshi to falseflag you fucking guttertrash
"Cooka da pizza" is an incredibly racist meme against italian americans and italians and i will report Gura's behaviour to Cover
>>53679102I'm on it
>>53679107Suuure it's not
>>53678884Genuinely askingWhy don't the medios just rangeban people like this?
>>53678750is this a repurposed kiara pasta?
GURA HATES JAPAN
>>53679139call the cops i don't give a fuck
>>53679139I'll have the gabagool
>>53679017I mean, I don't mind the trash talking. I still do it, despite being a fan of hers.Deadbeats are her biggest antis, after all.
>>53679114t. shitposter afraid of being caught
What's his fucking problem
SHION DATE
>>53679114I'm too lazy to change filenames, it's why I only make extremely high quality posts. If you trace back my images, you'll see nothing but intelligent and comedic content.
>>53679088Japan has some weird BS where they think pink nipples represent purity and only whores have brown nipples.
>>53679139ogey
Gura had sex with Shion...
>>53678900>>53678973Did you always talk to yourself or did the schizophrenia come later in life?
PLATONIC DATE?
date story time!
>>53679169Meidos encourage it by not banning them. If they gave half a shit they could clean up this thread in a day
>platonic
>>53679139This. It's Anti-Italian discrimination and it's offensive.
>>53679187fuck you
>threads great until now all day>threads great all day yesterday>threads turn to shit when gura returnsi knew it was the fuckin chumtourists
GURA IS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH SHION
>zatsu in the middle of zoom zoom gameAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA why are chumbuds like this
GURA PLEASE LOWER THE DAMN VOLUME YOUR, TREMBLING, CHILD-LiKE WEAK VOICE IS LOW ENOUGH AS IS
>>53679188no, Mori is her biggest anti
>>53679114it's not really an issue if you don't make abhorrent posts
>platonicOwari da they didn't pound cunnies.
Gura's food anxiety...
Gura has platonic sex with Shion
>lots happened in Japan>uuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm>I had coffee with Shion and was nervous, end storygoddamit all HoloEN are useless at telling Japan stories besides Kiara
honestly mori should play esod
PIZZA TIME
>>53679164>>>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=+HUGEANNOUNCEMENTpng_114841.png&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post?
>>53679139I'm a Samnite, I have the pass, fuck "Italians"
>>53679139Ma ammazzati travione di merda.
That clarification was very suspicious, Gura, how much sex did you two have?
wops still here?
>>53679169>>53678999>>53679026>>53679030>>53679069>>53679114Is anything I wrote actually wrong or are you guys just going to keep coping with ad hominem attacks?
married couples have platonic dates all the time
Who would win? >The grim reaper's apprenticeor>A cheesy cowboy
>>53679164The frame is up you can literally go look at it on holodex
It wasn't a platonic meal date at all!
>>53678947>>53679073>chumbuds hours>Mori and Kiara seetheeverything is back to normal
>>53679261That's true. We're 2nd place. I can accept that.
I can hear the sounds of all the crying coping cuckbeats (use this as your next alliteration). My keyboard has such an effect.
>>5367908759 seconds. Holy shit I can bypass server posting limits.KEK deadbeats are pathetic.
PIZZA TIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDSoDDx-GTI
Shion must wait.
>>53679215I can't believe Gura manhandled Shion's tiny body onto a Starbucks table and went down on her right in front of their managers.
>>53679139I breaka da spaghetti.
>>53679223as opposed to her romantic date with fat cat
>>53679255WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO???
>>53679002Butts, vaginas, titties and more
She went on a date by herself? wow she's really grown up
>>53678734I don't know what these tards are going on aboutI've always got my deadbeats' backsWe've been through a lot together
>>53679110Jamaican, Italian, and Indian are the most fun accents. No one should be angry if they get imitated.
GO GURA GO
>>53679261she is big alright
>>53679237Dont shitpost with my oshi you fag
lmao, Gura has twice the viewers of mori and irys combined playing this. Serves the sluts right for trying to snipe her timeslot.
>>53679237not now, selenfag
>>53679295They're the same thing
>>53679078Not yet, Nintendo are being faggot as usual and releasing one GBA game a month, and Hololive can't use emulation...
>>53679226Wtf Gura, stop putting your dick in the popcorn
>>53679319>Gura, I'm waiting
>>53679139
>>53679306i like gura but chumbuds are the fucking worst bar none
>>53679309akutan...
>>53678750If you want my personal answer, I have never been able to watch or enjoy a gaming stream of hers because she plays video games like she's trying to tell a children's story. Like >>53678909 has mentioned, it's incredibly hard to just simply listen to her. It doesn't matter if she's playing something cool, I just don't care because listening to her speak is exhausting.It's very weird. I listen to others and just think they're retarded. I listen to Mori and I'm getting second-hand embarrassment from someone trying to put on a streaming personality to keep people engaged while she plays a game. Nobody talks like that, bro. Gura talks like she's on medication and has fucking brain problems. And you know what? That's a little more believable.
>>53679306I just said Kiara was likeable, brudda. Lern2red
This would be the most peaceful thread on the site if I was in charge.
>>53679292AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>53679207I'm going to copy your filenames and make shitposts
>>53679359settle down phase fag
>>53679207>>46609840this is true!
>>53678953
>>53678256>holofest level effort on a solo stream using a whole branch worth of guests broadcast on all timezones for free is well received Who'd thought.
>>53679293Everyone that replies after me is italian
>>53679311KEK
a for pizza
>>53679139I cooka da pizza
>>53678839you understimate her
>>53679322SEND HER A LOT OF AKAS SO SHE CAN ZATSU AFTER THE GAME
ASAME DESUGAWR GURA DESU
>>53679311Venom status?
I miss when gura was 25k+
>>53679207Uh actually nice.
Why does this pizza game use metroid music in the lobby
Gura that's gay as fuck
>>53679394>someone trying to put on a streaming personalityAnon, we have known from nearly THREE years that Mori is literally just autistic, she sounds like that, her mom sounds like that.
wait how did she talk to shion? she cant learn japanese
>>53679430porco dio
THEY HAD SEX
imagine the autism
>>53679394kill yourself
>>53678884>mentioning the brown menace gets you banned within the hour>this fucking nigger can just post forever>>53679413Based
Shoot his cheesy face mori
why are you so autistic shark???
very platonic
THEY HOLD HANDS
>>53679464not now selenfag
>>53679413>tumblr_
jesas gura
GURA CUTESHION CUTE
>>53679394Honestly, it just sounds like non-stop filler episode. It doesn't engage the chat, either. She needs a topic generator or something to build off of.
But why starbucks? and who's paying?
GURASHIONSEXXX
>we were sitting so close we could hold hands
>>53679430Mama mia
>>53679087>>53679217didn't even say anything bad against mori just that I ONLY watch gura. is that a novel idea for you retards?
>>53679029>Plippa defense force already jumping inkek, told you it's them.
THEY ARE CUNNY LOVERS
>>53679484Their managers were there, Gura's can speak english and japanese.
>>53679477The same reason why an Italian man can shine spark
Holy the sex tension
chumbuds why is your oshi like this?
>>53679464I miss when Mori was 3k..
>>53679419Based Gura.
my god Gura
Gura wants to fuck Shion too much and it'd be obvious if she stared at her like she did Okayu
THEY ARE
Why is Gura leaving out that both of their managers were there? the immersion?
My cute oshi got flustered in front of the dorky american shark girl.
>>53679527>and who's paying?Me
this is a little too cute gura
>>53679394She's just autistic, you autist
BRAT SEX BRAT SEX BRAT SEX BRAT SEX BRAT SEX BRAT SEX BRAT SEX BRAT SEX
What the hell, I didn't even insult Mori, if anything I complimented her for actually trying unlike most of EN.Are deadbeats this sensitive that they can't just see the objective fact that her views are tanking despite all that hard work?
that's very gay
>>53679237>Kiara start streaming>THREAD WAS GREAT UNTIL KIARA STARTED STREAMING! REEEEEE!>Mori start streaming>THREAD WAS GREAT UNTIL MORI STARTED STREAMING! REEEEEE!>Gura start streaming>THREAD WAS GREAT UNTIL GURA STARTED STREAMING! REEEEEE!What do you call this mental illness?
>>53679394From all reports over the course of almost three years, Mori is just like that. She doesn’t put on a personality
>>53679386the real reason why rushia got the axe
Gura is one of those girls that turns into a lesbian out of social awkwardness and need for friendship
>Could have hold hands
>>53678884>Anti FutaThere is literally nothing wrong with this as long as you fucking retards admit you're homosexuals for liking it
So are you guys having fun watching streams?
Could these two possibly, be in like with each other?
>>53679501Mods are confirmed to participate in the thread shitting since a long time ago
I wish all tribal fags a very good fuck you
>>53679589kill yourself faggot
I personally think they should rub their cunnies together
>>53679563who cares lamo
>>53679591I never said those things though
>>53676944hey girl
>>53679583No brat sex.
>>53679002some attention seeking whore on twitter
GURA TRUSTS SHADY MEN (LIKE ME)!
>>53679430Porco Rosso
>>53679591It's just patent stupidity. No need to legitimize it with a label.
so what killed guras numbers? her lack of streams? her falling out of the normalfag memesphere? something else?
>>53679139oh-a nyo! meowma mia!
MORI HATES BAE
>>53679592I watched the VOD with her mother and grandmother and it was horrifying, they sounded exactly like Mori
>natural gay
>>53679589Kill yourself false flagging faggot
>the rrat sucks so bad
>>53679563Shion already told this story?
Are you rapid fire reporting so we can rangeban all these cucks?
>>53679237you're not very good at subtlety, nijinig
>>53679636me too
>>53679589You should already know they are incredibly thin skinned and protected by the mods if you share any factual criticisms you'll be targeted.
>I hate the rat!. The rat sucks so bad!Bae...
>>53679669not now selenfag
>>53679430parmesan reggiano
>>53679513we live in weird times where twitter is trying to commit sudoku
>wasdgross
>>53679589Deadbeats get ass blasted if you don't felate Mori like they do.
>>53679635just curious how she avoids mentioning them>>53679700yes
BOSS TIME
>>53679597>people called her Bocchi the shark>it was actually Guramote
Gura's tiny hands T o T
ITS TIMEWHO WILL CLEAR THEIR BOSS FIRST
>>53679724stop replying to yourself you stupid cunt
>WASD to move>C is too far away???
>>53679543oily skin?
>>53679669me, i killed them. i am slowly killing them all so i will be the only viewer left and she will be forced to acknowledge me
>>53679589Are these your posts?
>>53679430so gura in japan or italy right now?
>he looks BritishBRITBONGS BTFO
>>53679591Upcoming Shitpost Angle:>Bae start streaming>THREAD WAS GREAT UNTIL BAE STARTED STREAMING! REEEEEE!
>>53679738nice try cuckerberg
>>53677411Behold
What's the announcement about?
Gura is definitely the sub between these two.
>EN primetime>zero moderationthat's it, I'm turning on adblock!
>>53679777>he looks britishmust be the teeth
>>53679669You will never walk.
>>53679729>every single post that isnt postive is made by one guy, no matter the hour, no matter the holo, it also doesnt matter if there are 6 different anti discussions going on at the same time
>>53679760Who cares? She knows people want to hear about her and Shion.
Watching this game is starting to make me mad because I've seen like 4 people play it now and it feels like none of them actually like it.The game seems so kino too
shion is so lucky
>mamma mia
>>53679589Deadbeat here. We're so thin-skinned we don't even have one.Jokes aside, yes, most of Mori's fans are extremely sensitive, and are the most likely to mass report/organize reports on discord.
>>5367977710 (YOU)S ON THE REAPER
>>53679298Guess we know how retarded the people making these posts are. Literally incapable of doing a single search
>>53679501The mods are brown anon. They protect their own
>>53679826yes
>>53679792Genuinely not a single good post kek
>>53679805
>>53679808our marriage
>>53679805Who is responsible for this travesty?
>not gonna say "says it"gura...
>>53679669Mori about to hit sub 3k because peole are leaving for Gura Lolololololol
>It's just an itchy time of life right nowI CAN SAVE HER
>>53679809submerged in my semen, yeah
Is Gura...?
>>53679863Sign a fucking prenup. No matter what anyone says.
>>53679788You will die trying.
>>53679805Reminds me of going to Pizza Street.
>>53679717={in_queue}[Kill yourself, holy fuck the seethe]
>>53679805>still uses mozzarella cheeseBUT WHY, THOUGH?
>>53679808probably that new outfit she mentioned
So this Pizza Towa game is just italian sonic?
>>53679792>1st postNot even that bad of a post>2nd postIt's just facts.>3rd postI mean..>4th postI can't remember what Bae did but it was probably something dumb>5thAgain, where's the lie?
>>53679805It might be good if it was cream cheese instead
>>53679836As the Shiokko here, I'm going to say that Gura is actually the lucky one here.
>>53679864Los angeles
Mi fa cagare, che schifo. I'm sick of you fucks talking shit.
Gura is sitting in my lap right now, she is so cute
>>53679874Jesus. Kind of feel bad for her, honestly.
so why is Gura avoiding Mumei IRL???
>>53679669Wheelchair mode!
>>53679840Proof next thread?
>>53679724>>/vt/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=1669520652735739&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=postStop using my oshi for your retarded bait, I know you dislike her it as much as the ones you attack.
>>53679805That actually looks like it could be okay if you're a woman and have ice cream with it
>>53679826If the supposed """""multiple people"""" didn't want to be called a samefag, maybe they should try adding some variety to their vocab or sentence structure
>he can buttpound me
Butt pounding Gura
BUTT-POUNDING MENTION
he can butt pound me
I wish I had a cool Italian friend, I wanna visit Italy.
>>53679889i can't kill me, i am already inside you
>FGO thread still overtaken by vtubers because of pekoradamn
>Turn the volume down?>But I like it loud.>...Don't you?That was suggestive as fuck.
heh good one Gura
BUTT POUND MEBUTT POUND MEBUTT POUND ME
>>53679947it's impossible to meet yourself
>>53679912kill yourself
Uuoohh!!! butt pounding Gura!!!
>>53677501>takodachi sitting on Mori's thousand dollar hat colorized
>>53679954Just go post in /morig/ for ten seconds and disagree with one of them. Every single one of my bans have been from that thread, and I'm a fucking Deadbeat for fuck's sake.
I CAN BUTT POUND GURA
>>53676856>not cheese pizza
>>53679947self cannot meet self, time paradox occurs.
>>53679912
I really like when games do this silhouette effect
>>53679990you*
>>53680004>He hasn't met der doppelganger yetLmao imagine not being cursed to perish soon
>>53679805Eh, maybe.