/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I choose the tits in motion.

>>53646465

we love timeRyS here

>>53646465
Why is JP leaning so hard into coombaiting and male/eceleb collabs these days?

https://youtu.be/Bq8-XeogJzo
https://youtu.be/Bq8-XeogJzo
https://youtu.be/Bq8-XeogJzo
LISTEN TO THIS, PREMIERING NOW

>>53646465
And Koyori has the gall to scold Joshukuns for becoming more horny lately?

Kaela Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-xjYjMElY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-xjYjMElY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq-xjYjMElY

Matsuri just got fucking roasted lmao

new BJ song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8-XeogJzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8-XeogJzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8-XeogJzo

Reminder that Pekora had many bussiness meetings, dancing lessons and studio recordings while STREAMING EVERYDAY these past months to make a lot of shit happen. This are the actions of someone who actually loves her community unlike certain someone. I LOVE PEKORA.

I miss my orca...

I MISS YOU SANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1680940419025076226
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1680940419025076226
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1680940419025076226

>>53646533
Cause you haven't killed yourself yet. I promise once you do it they'll stop.

Whatever potions Koyori is drinking, it's clearly working.

>>53646533
You forgot your selen picture

>>53646536
>>53646560
>helmet off in space
is this a song about suicide??

>>53646560
BJ from Noel, Okayu and Kanata, not bad.

Yukimin Nembers is live

>>53646584
What happened to Sanji and Usopp?

Sora cute

Koyori is going to time out again....

>53:06 [EN] M: One last question. If you were to create an original cocktail, what would it be?"
>53:30 [EN] S: My image color is blue. I want to make a fresh impression. I also want to match pineapple. Yellow and blue
>54:04 [EN] S: Put some fruit on top, and mix it with soda.
>54:30 [EN] M: I am allergic to citrus fruits
>54:54 [EN] M: I think mango liquor is very rare. I'd like to make a mango cocktail.
>55:40 [EN] M: In recent years, if you don't put your smartphone under the glass, the glass will fall over.
>56:04 [EN] M: I would rather drink and talk than look at my smart phone. That's how it works.
>56:45 [EN] M: Smartphone battery remaining scores a date. S: I listen to a lot of music so it goes down quickly
>57:17 [EN] M: Buy a new smartphone and go on a date S: You seem to know a lot about dating
Moro:
>57:55 [EN] M: I know all sorts of dating techniques S: I think people who know a lot about them are bad at dating M: Ah! Now I'm dead!
Moro:
>58:35 [EN] M: Isn't it cute when people look up techniques? S: I bet the girls don't enjoy that sort of thing
Moro:
> 59:16 [EN] M: Wouldn't you be pleased if I dated with a (dating) technique? S: It might be fun at first. But what do you think?

SASUGA DAISENPAI GOING IN WITH THE CRIT HIT
Also Matuli please, people will have the wrong idea about you again

Koyo....

>>53646589
Hey thanks, it's my "mayo". To be honest it's just my cum, but she doesn't know.

Koyori...

>>53646600
>only up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_asX6H4lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_asX6H4lo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI_asX6H4lo
Valoria taimu

>>53646600
that checkmark is going to be an offcollab, I can feel it in my bone

>>53646620
unironically didn't get perms for them.

>>53646560
This sounds nice

Lapsama my friend

Kaela is live for the third time today

Threads have been very bad this morning, so I have been organizing my /hlgg/ folder.

>>53646568
That certain someone is very "busy" with other dark skinned people

This right here is a genius!

>>53646629
>S: You seem to know a lot about dating
sora please

i love towa
im excited for new outfit

>Suisei tweets about a mysterious collab
>Ina still hasn't gotten a hug from Suitya
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1680758738758819841
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Damn this new blue journey song is good

>>53646689
Selenfag is busy tending to dark skinned men as a prison queen?

>>53646536
>blue slop
no thanks

Sora is very innocent isn't she

why is koyo seducing me with her breasts

I'm gonna contact the police, Lamy is being too cute.

>>53646600
>no pin pon pan pon

>>53646560
easy listening but frankly on the forgettable side

Dating tips with Soda!

RATE THE BLUE JOURNEY SONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8-XeogJzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8-XeogJzo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq8-XeogJzo

>>53646585
>>53646603
>Defending JPwhores
Don't you have a thread in /jp/ to post about them?

>Korone is just unironically playing games naked, chilling

>>53646725
Don't forget this
https://twitter.com/suisei_submati/status/1679945807091634177

I FUCKING LOVE PEKORA BROS

>>53646735
NTA but I think he's talking about Gura.

>cover wants to give IRyS forced long spats in her 3d
so fucking stupid

>>53646818

>>53646756

>>53646790
I saw this as a guy jerking his lotioned up dick at first before knowing what it was meant to be
Is that bad?

Say something nice about the FGO ambassador

>>53646584
My Mori is very cool and talented

>>53646465
https://youtu.be/AJpMbQRHEQA
>She wasn't coping

>>53646835
But Gura is in Japan.

>>53646790

>59:55 [EN] M: I went to a dark bar as usual...S: Do you date often? With different girls?
>1:00:16 [EN] S: That sounds like something a man would do.
>1:01:13 [EN] S: You are too close to the heart. Everyone has their own territory. It should be different for every person.
>1:02:19 [EN] S: You should slowly get to know the girl and her heart. Light talk at first. Once you know what she likes, you should enjoy that more next time.
>1:03:02 [EN] M: I invited someone I like to go cruising S: On a first date? I bet she'd wonder how to reciprocate.
>1:03:41 [EN] S: We should take our time getting to know each other and exploring what we like.
>1:04:18 [EN] S: I'm the type with thick barriers M: I approach you slowly... with you first at the cafe... no cruising
>1:04:43 [EN] M: You should have just left it to me, you didn't have to think about paying me back.

Reminder that Sora has thick barriers

>>53646842
based. EN should stop doing coomer shit. it could damage hololive's image.

>>53646776
Really nice/10

>>53646851
Hope she gets to voice a servant!

>>53646891
>based. EN should stop doing coomer shit. it could damage hololive's image.

>>53646891
never reply to me again you braindead faggot

>Kaela got an idea for her homework from a dream

I woke up earlier than usual and don't feel dead! I'll order my food earlier too!
Also, Ina tomorrow!!!

>>53646536
astrogirl.....

>>53646853
>Got so angry she vowed revenge
And here we are, way later
Based coyote

>>53646922
She's just like me ...

>>53646849
Now we're talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7UHV_PItB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7UHV_PItB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7UHV_PItB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7UHV_PItB0

I think I have kanauru PTSD
Seeing Mori dance in Future Island MV felt like a relief

I want to breed Shion so hard that her legs just give out, her sphincter stops working and she shits herself

>>53646948
That's what you get for obsessing over some random like a fucking faggot

>>53646851
Aqua already said it herself

>>53646842
If Kiara doesn’t get to have panties, no one else should.

>>53646960
I don't like this ritualpost

GO KOYO GO

>>53646891
good post

>>53646849
>>53646600
>my ina everyday
Nice...

>>53646995
samefag

>>53646810
The seethe from ENturds when Pekora outclassed their useless ENwhores was FUCKIGN amazing!
>>53646859
We now why she's there.

>1:05:21 [EN] S: Another topic. What's your favorite thing lately?M: Dessert wine. I drank it with Akirose and fell in love with it.
>1:05:56 [EN] M: Desert wines are very easy to drinkS: I tried a lot of different wines, but they were quite painful
>1:06:17 [EN] S: I have a consultation. I have no taste. I have no hobbies to speak of.
>1:06:39 [EN] M: Darts?S: I have a darts set, and I like it, but I'm not an expert at it
>1:07:06 [EN] M: You are too high for your hobby. I know nothing about wine. I just like it.
>1:07:23 [EN] M: You like comics too, don't you?
Moro:
>1:07:58 [EN] M: Everyone is an indoor VTubers. Darts is outdoor, right? S: Darts is indoors! M: Outdoors if you get out of the house!
>1:08:23 [EN] S: I think outdoor hobbies are outside activities M: Oh, my common sense is broken
Moro:
>1:08:36 [EN] S: Like surfing. I can't swim, but...
Moro:
>1:08:59 [EN] M: It can be a game, anything can be a hobby. Sleep, APEX and sleep.

FESTIVAL STOP TALKING ABOUT APEX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53646790
>>53646860
sorry koronesukis, mind if I play with your oshi for tonight?

>Gets stuck on the dumbest shit
This Koyote is hilarious and very erotic

>>53646787
>>53647021
NOW KISS

>>53646867
>Reminder that Sora has thick barriers
extra-virgin nunnun oil

>>53647021
Not now selenfag

>>53647025
SorAzFes for next VSaikyou

>>53646976
Or he's just tired of the samey looking kanauru stuff and wants the real deal

>>53647021
>now
know*

>>53646754

>>53647027
t. male FGC fleshstreamer

KOYO GO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53646987
I'm gonna breed either you or Shion until either of you shit yourself. Your choice anon.

>M: I like to eat! I like to go out to eat. I also have pizza parties by myself! S: Alone? M: If there's pizza there, it's a party!
words to live by

Koyo...

So Koyori just screams?

Koyori...my God...

It's over...

>>53647102
Festival living the ojisan lifestyle.

>>53647102
shes just like me

>>53647115
she's a JP. it's all they do.

>>53646699
Towa shouldn't be allowed to wear outfits

>>53647115
She bounces too

She rage quitted lmao
It's not a half-assed asset flip buggy ragebait game so it's not going to be sucessful there in japan

even the official illustration radiates pure sex, as expected of this slutty bunny

>>53647102
>>53647132
>>53647137
Fat fucks

>>53646536
what da noel doin there? actually quite gud imo

Maybe it's the sleep deprivation talking, but I am kinda starting to saviorfag for the schizo.
Like, it can't be healthy living like this, right? Just put at least like a faction of the effort into getting a job or something, come on.

It's Koyover...
Poor pizza man..

>>53647063
>he's
No need tot talk to about yourself in the 3rd person retard

>>53647102
>1:10:32 [EN] S: Can you eat a pizza by yourself? M: I'll do my best. Pizza, fries and chicken, lots of drinks, lots of snacks...S: Great!
Moro:
>1:11:08 [EN] M: Doing something like Christmas. Pizza, chicken and sushi. S: Wait, sushi for Christmas? In my house it's cake.
>1:11:45 [EN] M: We should celebrate an ordinary day. It's a day of nothing, but there's pizza and sushi!S: Great
Moro:
>1:12:06 [EN] M: Once every few monthsS: Quite often...M: Sometimes a girl should!


Architec bros ... Matuli ... She's ...

Drink my mayo you fertile coyote

>>53647143
wrong she looks cute in them and maybe even cool next time even if its using a bunch of rurudos fetish imagery in the background

>>53647155
It has shit controls compared to an actual good game like Wario Land 4

>>53647165
If he dies, he dies

any vtubers that knows how to play this game properly

https://youtu.be/eWNn24KHPRQ
https://youtu.be/eWNn24KHPRQ
https://youtu.be/eWNn24KHPRQ
https://youtu.be/eWNn24KHPRQ
STREAM FUTURE ISLAND

>Gura Moldcicle
https://twitter.com/samo_cha/status/1680170594594340864

How much movie magic did they use on Noel?

>>53647191
>fertile
anon... her eggs...

>>53646465
I wanna be her assistant please

>>53647171
For those who were asking why Matsuri smells like grease when she sweats, well...
She still has fat girl habits even if she isn't fat anymore.

>>53647237
power of UMG

>>53647201
Part of the game is learning how to master the controls.
It's not like most other platformers where the challenge comes from the obstacles only.

>>53647198
wrong. she's not even human. devils aren't allowed to replicate humans

Man, IRyS somehow ended up being the best at Pizza Tower
I did not see that coming

>>53647201
Dunno if bait but holy shit you are so wrong

>>53646584
Mori’s art has such a nice style. Love it

>>53647155
>It's not a half-assed asset flip buggy ragebait game so it's not going to be sucessful there in Japan
True .

>>53647201
Controls aren't that bad but I keep getting confused with metroid inputs (ie. press up to super jump instead of down)

>>53646549
cute feet

>>53647221
Koyo was doing decently but panicked too much. If she tried Pizzascape again she'd probably have beaten it.

>>53647236
Koyori is still very fertile, in fact she's in maximum heat and ready to breed

>>53647277
says who

>>53647282
how was Kaela's run

>>53647165
Have you read The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas? I find it strangely fitting.

>>53647282
timestamp where she beats it professionally

>>53647124
HoloJP needs to learn from the best

Why didn’t Irys get involved in BlueJourney? No offense to her current music, but wouldn’t it be fun to branch out? Let some JPs know she can actually sing and get an outfit and some girl time out of it

>1:12:34 [EN] M: You're skinny and I envy youS: I am not particular about my food. Sometimes I even eat one meal a day.
>1:13:14 [EN] S: I only eat a little on work days. I don't bring my lunch back from the waiting room.M: I always bring home two!
>1:14:10 [EN] M: This is the difference between a skinny person...S: I'm not that skinny
>1:14:35 [EN] M: I can't sleep when I'm hungry S: Eat ice cream and go to bed M: Ice cream is liquid! It's not food!
Moro:
>1:15:09 [EN] S: I don't care about calories M: I'm dead. I cares a lot about calories
Moro:
>1:15:46 [EN] M: Maybe I get fat because I worry about calories. S: I never look at calories M: skinny people don't look at calories

Festival ...

Matsuri is dying....please Sora...stop...

>>53647332
Probably JP only project like Bloom was

>>53647332
her producer is a retard

the cuckposter is also getting BTFO on /jp/ jannies

>>53647331
She cooka da pizza

>>53647338
Why is Matsuri such a fat fuck

>>53647328
https://youtu.be/yBaOhhKa07w?t=16251

>>53647338
Wonderful news!

>>53647298
she shouts too much, talks to much for a game that needs concentration

watching all the holo girls drop this shitty /v/bait trash "game" is hilarious

>>53647404
she just said she orders 300g steaks with sides, that's what i order and i'm 190cm male.

anyone upload the Koibumi Zensen part of Protolive#2?

>>53647312
Haven't had a chance to catch up yet

>>53647338
Some people just gain weight very easily
Mostly holos with M it seems

>>53647201
>It has shit controls
The controls are super responsive the problem is there's a lot of them to think about while playing. Get good and they flow so smoothly it's God like. But the learning curve is pretty intense. Once it clicks, it clicks and you start getting faster and faster
>t. have done the first 2 worlds and most of 3 of P Ranks(FUCK YOU GNOME FOREST)

>>53647332
JP only

>>53647410
Based vagueposter

>>53647410
Who dropped Only Up?

>>53647449
Is Mel fat?

>>53647331
>turns off brain
>aces any game

>>53647331
I wonder if any Holos will get a P-rank

>1:16:36 [EN] M: Do you like seaweed? S: I like meat. I'm full with 150 grams of steak. M: I eat 300 g...
>1:17:21 [EN] S: You have garnish, don't you? If I eat those too, I would be full with 150 grams of steak. I'd probably eat 300 if it weren't for the veggies, etc.
>1:17:50 [EN] M: If there are no vegetables I eat 400gS: What the...M: She is desperate
>1:18:13 [EN] M: Okay. You and I eat different amounts first of all.
>1:19:03 [EN] context: Matsuri has steak followed by donuts; for Sora, donuts are a meal
Moro:
>1:19:39 [EN] context: Sora eats donuts for breakfast; Matsuri eats tempura bowls in the morning.
Moro:
>1:19:58 [EN] M: Maybe I could lose weight if I switched to the same diet as you.


Someone please help this woman ...

>>53647410
Kino games don't wear capes, too bad if bugmens can't play a better version of Wario Land 4

>>53647359
>>53647360
she should’ve pushed for it. she has friends there, only one in her gen, native nihongo, seemed like a no brainer. i wish EN grew a spine

>>53647410
Go back to the favelas

>>53647474
How does IRyS turn it off when it doesn't even make a complete circuit?

>>53647469
no, unfortunately

>>53647448
when IRyS said she was using her joystick instead of dpad on her controller i died a little inside, 2d platformers are not meant for that ever

I really enjoy zatusdan with Lamy, it's a shame it's no longer her main content.

Everything inside my brain is screaming "DO NOT PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY"
But my dick is screaming "DO IT! DO IT YOU FAGGOT!"

>>53646976
>I would like to see vtubers dance
>wow you're so obssessed
kys
>>53647169
wasnt me
rope after your done sucking rando cock

>>53647484
Matsuri grew up fat, she’s always had eating habit issues

been doing reps, have holos and /hlgg/ been cute today?

>>53647505
Damn I %100'd game with the joystick...

>>53647426
A 0.6 pound serving isn't that much meat. I'll eat an entire pound of ground beef and 2-3 avocados for lunch.

Man really wish there will be a time where Hololive will host their own Ragnarok server(Marine plays RO)

>>53647410
More like they are getting filtered

>>53647426
That's only about what, 800-1000 calories depending on veggies? With a low cal breakfast and lunch you could still eat only 1300 calories that day

>>53647514
This but my brain also wants me to do it

>>53647484
>tempura bowls in the morning
jesas imagine the pudge

> "there's a difference between being good at the game and being a good stream, right - I feel like siblings probably trade off when the other has trouble at games"
>"but my action game playthroughs probably are promotional like that - I'd like to play games with a sibling like that, I grew up playing games on my own"
only child koyo...

Just noticed Koyori stopped playing the game

>>53647543
Didn't Gravity crack down on private servers a while back?

>>53647484
Casuals, I ate 1 kilo of lasagna last night

>>53647561
Failed three stages

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>53647543
ragnarok online is shit now... has been shit in the exact moment they added the Rework update with the new classes and new stat system

>>53647497
same as ina's dont worry about it

>>53647543
MariReine RO hag gaming...

>>53647579
only the servers that have Item Shop on them

>>53647581
Gwarfield?!

>>53647514
Do not put your dick in fat crazy!

>>53647469
Literally tits on legs, Marine's words. Thinks she's a walking miracle.

>>53647555
DONT DO IT ANON
The sex will probably be incredible
But she will chain you to her bed and force you to cum inside her repeatedly and...
Wait, why am I trying to stop you again?

>>53647561
ragequit

>>53647581
>1.5K calories

Anon, I...

>>53646960
Shion does poop, she is an idol...

>>53647553
she will also eat 2 cup ramens at night, 6 donuts at lunch and onogiri & bento at breakfast

>>53646536
>no blue dorito anywhere
>no hololive in the title
>singers name hidden in description
>weird non-holo, normalfag anime static image as MV

*ahem*
>次にブルージャーニーについて
Next about Blue Journey
>ブルージャーニーはホロライブのオリジナル曲をMVつきで動画を出して曲を同時にリリース販売 しています。 最近始まって現在3曲出ています
Blue Journey is a Hololive project with original song and MV that was released and sold at the same time. Right now there are 3 songs
>ただ、動画の中に歌ってるホロライブのメンバーホロメンは出てきません。
But, in the MV itself there aren't any Hololive members
>映像も曲の歌詞もホロライブと無関係のものです 一発でホロリスのために作られたものではないとわかります
The scenes and lyrics has literally no connection to Hololive. You know it's not made for Hololive viewers just by a glance
>なんでこうなったのか考えてみました 大きい企画案の決定権を持っている人物が、 仕事の効率化は得意だけど物事の良し悪しを正しく判断する能力が皆無
I have an idea why this project is even allowed, there's someone on the higher-up there with good achievements but has no brain to decide whether something is right or wrong
>たぶん立場が低かったとき振られた仕事を効率よくこなしていたんだと思います で頑張りが認められて昇進してしまった
They probably just got lucky to be promoted after they kept on doing menial tasks in the company and finally given a chance
>ホロライブと関係ない動画と曲を作り置きしておいて企画を固めて 誰でもいいからオリジナル曲と大人数のライブ参加券でホロメンを釣って参加させて
They made songs and MV which have no connection to Hololive at all and presented it, then they baited the members to participate with orison and the chance to appear in a live concert
>歌わせて動画に音源はりつけて
Then they made the members sing along to the MV
>ホロメンの意見で聞くのは参加不参加とライブでのTシャツの白黒とソロ枠で何歌うかぐらいだと思います 基本ホロメンの意見は聞かないでしょう
They probably didn't bother to listen to the members' opinion aside from whether they wanted to participate or trivial stuff like what song to sing for their solo part or the color of their T-shirt
>後から変更なんて時間効率の悪いことしないでしょうからねこの人
They definitely wouldn't bother changing the presented script anymore because the work efficiency will drop
>ホロライブと無関係の映像を流すことを新しい挑戦とか参加メンバーを最大限活かした 多彩なコラボレーションでとか動画の説明文に書いてるんで救いようがないです
Even went as far to refer it as 'a new challenge', 'utilized the best of our talents', 'a colorful collaboration' on the description of the MVs, what a load of bullshit
>ただ、ライブではホロメンたちが理想の姿で登場するんで大成功は約束されてます
But I believe that the Hololive members will be able to perform to their best and be able to turn it into a great success
>業績の心配はしておりません
I have no concern regarding that
>ここで質問です
Here's my question
>カバー株式会社の中で大きい企画案の決定権を持っている人物が仕事の効率化は得意だけど 物事の良し悪しを正しく判断できず、ホロリスとホロメンのことをないがしろにしている場合 決定権を持たない立場に移動させますか? それとも何もしませんか? お答えください
What will you do with that brainless higher-up guy in case the project crashed? Will you demote them? Answer this.

>>53647505
It's part of learning. Switching directions leading to a dive because you might pull the stick down a touch while switching directions. When IRyS gets further in the game she'll have to work out that she needs to switch or get stuck. Playing casually she'll probably make it to Floor 4 MAYBE 5 but she'll need to switch for the Floor 5 levels.

>>53647632
1500 calories isn't that much.

>1:20:35 [EN] S: You should not cut back on food abruptly. We should change our diet slowly. If you reduce suddenly, you will catch cold more easily.
>1:21:23 [EN] M: Stop eating Cup Noodles at night. Two big ones. S: What?
>1:22:11 [EN] M: I should probably stop adding ramen every time. S: some women eat two bowls of ramen
>1:22:52 [EN] M: Eating ramen, fried rice, and fried chicken. Put the fried tofu on the ramen and let it swim in the broth. When you eat it all, drink the soup too.
Moro:
>1:23:10 [EN] S: I'm sure the restaurant will be happy to see you eat
Moro:
>1:23:39 [EN] S: I don't eat much in the morning. Because I get stuck in the noon lesson. I eat half a meal and then eat the other half later.
>1:24:14 [EN] M: It should be good to eat more often like you do. I too eat seven meals a day...
>1:25:18 [EN] context: Matsuri seems to eat 7 meals a day, quite a lot of food... She explains what she eats every day
...
7 ...
She eats 7 ...

>>53647632
That's not that much actually, a healthy working adult man can easily do 2k-2.5k

>>53647475
Fauna will either try to get perfects or panic worse than Koyo, no middle ground.

Doesn't seem to be Koyo's type of game

Are holos too dumb for Pizza Tower?

>>53647652
Investor-kun....

>>53647514
Do it, you definitely won’t have trauma from this, trust me bro

>>53647689
For the moment JP and ID only

>>53647657
did she play the mega mans with the stick too bc that is straight up masochistic

>>53647652
He was right

>>53647666
>>53647677
For a single meal?!

This stream has basically been Sora roasting Matsuri lmao

Go back to your safe viewbait streams Koyo, it's ok

I hope whoever recommended Persona to Bae loses their legs

>>53647652
cover is trying to reach out to a new audience. unicorns just aren't paying the bills any more.

>>53647673
I NEED TO HAVE SEX WITH FATSURI

>>53647689
Judging by how IRyS did they're not dumb enough

>>53647722
No for the day. If you eat that much you're probably not gonna have two other meals on top of it

>>53647710
proof EN can do better, you wont

The strongest servant.

>>53647652
based and true
it's a good thing it's flopping so they don't try don't the same retarded mistake twice
Hololive is all about the holos, when you take the focus out of them nobody will care

>>53647706
trauma is for women, men get character or hobbies

>>53647410
Koyori said she thinks it's a good game, she's just bad at it and don't like to retry stages.

>>53647722
It's high, but sometimes it's fun to eat a lot of pizza and such. My breakfast is only like 300c though, and lunch is about 500c.

>>53647677
>>53647666
>>53647632
>>53647581
Can we stop numberfagging calories?

>>53647722
If you eat lightly before or after, yeah? I've eaten 1400-1600 calories before, it's not that hard with high fat meals.

>>53647762
Literally IRyS defeating 2 bosses

>1:25:51 [EN] M: After school we go to eat udon S: At my school you were expelled if you did that!
>1:26:07 [EN] S: You eat quite a bit...
>1:26:49 [EN] S: Your diet is like a gluttonous challenge menu
>1:27:09 [EN] M: I want to do the Gluttony Challenge menu. S: I can't...
>1:27:46 [EN] M: You know how many sushi you're going to eat when the plates are stacked. I usually eat 24. For two people.
Moro:
>1:28:06 [EN] S: I don't eat much sushi...24 is a lot? No, it seems like a lot...


Okay, I don't know much about health, but it certainly not healthy to eat THAT much, right? Even with exercise and stuffs ...

>>53647774
He was so fucking right about whoever came up with Blue Journey being an omegatroon-level clueless idiot who has no idea what makes hololive work

>>53647762
>>53647331
posted in the same thread retardchama

>>53647796
24 pieces of sushi is nothing. 24 plates, maybe

https://www.youtube.com/@AZKi-vi5mw/videos

???

>bae already went back home
>ina already went back home
Damn, JP arc 3.0 sucks

>>53647788
>Not eating at least 2200 calories
I thought this thread was full of MEN?

I have never seen a good post with this image.

Please god let me get through this koyori stream, I already masturbated at work once today

>>53647781
>>53647781
You think a JP is ever going to bash a game openly? rumao

>>53647666
Sometimes I eat eat less than that ina whole day...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDwu4hPnSTA
Sexcat is live.

>>53647723
Matsuri is an self deprecating M, she’s doing it on purpose

>>53647796
Depends on the sushi and what else you eat. 24 could go as low as 1,200 calories

>>53647848
Ninner...

>>53647796
>S: You eat quite a bit...
>S: Your diet is like a gluttonous challenge menu
holy shit Soda lmao

The concert and merch will make Blue Journey profitable anyways, stop larping as investors

>>53647788
PLAP PLAP PLAP EAT CALORIES

>>53647796
>S: At my school you were expelled if you did that!
what why? its after school. why would it matter if they eat out

>>53647781
>nips having issues with repetitive actions
hello? what world is this?

>>53647842
Why would she bash a masterpiece though?

>>53647819
Ina's still in Japan

>>53647816
Looks like the topic channel but something is happening

>>53647851
Wrong tab anon

I just saw the FGO announcement
HOLY SHIT I was wrong about Type-Moon never associating with another franchise

Holy fuck that scream Roboco

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>53647848
Asian female...

Kimitapi...

>>53647870
Fuck you! we don't have BK where I live

>1:29:00 [EN] M: I want to change my diet S: I recommend wonton soup! M: That's just soup, right?S: it has wontons in it and it has a lot of flavor, so it will satisfy you
>1:29:40 [EN] M: I drink a lot of water S: I drink a liter every day M: Too little. I drink 3 liters in dance lessons alone
>1:30:21 [EN] S: I only drink about 500 ml in a stream, in about 2 hours M: Too little! We're at extremes.
>1:30:48 [EN] M: Let's go to dinner together! Let's go eat meat! You didn't like seafood, did you?
>1:31:18 [EN] S: Let's go! I'll try to eat a lot too!M: Now that's very cute! I was dying!
>1:31:41 [EN] M: I am satisfied.
>1:31:57 [EN] S: I enjoyed hearing so many stories I didn't know! M: I learned about the past.
Moro:
>1:32:07 [EN] S: I enjoyed the last meal the most!

I want an eating collab with these two. Hear Sora try to keep up

>>53647876
Why? If she can stream daily now that means she has no recordings left, why stay in Japan?

>>53647870
damn you could eat the bacon king and then not eating for the rest of the day

>>53647910
Holo has just reached that level of normalfag status in Japan now

>>53647919
how did marine get away with having pointy nipples on her model

>S: I'm surprised to see red superchat. Take it easy. If you are forcing yourself I will even stop the superchat.
she's too nice...

>>53647871
Because Grorious Nippon!
Reminder that some schools mandated specific panties for girls and would check at the gate. You'd be sent home if you deviated.

>>53647920
they are not that great in the states, i would try jp and austrias though

I want a cute Japanese girlfriend from the countryside that makes healthy bentos for me and our future children

>>53647871
In Japan that's normal (and some other Asian countries), unbecoming conduct etc etc
If you're caught going to arcades or hanging out outside, or god forbid dating
You're just fucked
Doesn't even matter if you're in school uniform or not

>>53647819
>ID in japan
>offcollab almost everyday
>EN in japan
>

>>53647949
the ame of jp....

>>53647819
Ina said she will stream at 6 am, which is JST time

I can't believe Flare still plays the fucking ranch game

Holosummer kinda fucking sucks this year. What did we get so far? One 3D stream and that's it? Disappointing

>>53647774
They really wanted to appeal to non vtuber audience, but didn't try at all to market it using any of their platforms. Not using holos on the promotional material is a huge debuff, but maybe it could have worked if they had properly advertised it.

>>53647972
It's that or splatoon take it or leave it

>>53647974
Based retardgod

>>53647934
Sex with Wamy still needs to be done again

>>53647870

>>53647965
>Offcollab almost every day
Don't use my indowifes for your shitposting, faggot

>>53647961
I want a Matsuri girlfriend that will drain my balls daily and may or may not superglue my balls to my thigh

First Koyori stream I'm watching after the new outfit reveal
Damn, they DO bounce a lot

>>53647955
It's pretty decent here but that might be skewed by not having it where I live

>>53647996
i... they... what... towaburger?

>>53647974
''Event'' season for EN viewers = no streams

>>53647934
she wants to offcollab with Mori when Mori stops being ill

>>53647996
Towa...

>>53647876
i'd be surprised if Ina had the foresight to sync her FFXVI save file. they do not strike me as being that organized.

>1:34:08 [EN] M: oshi is everything. If we say the raven is white, so be it.
>1:34:34 [EN] S: Don't ever overdo it! Put you all before us.
>1:35:14 [EN] M: Use the money to protect your life. I will protect your life with that money. OTAKU is such a creature.

Kek, Festival ...

>>53647961
>from the countryside
Shouldn't that be Iroha?

>>53647996
Twapper...

>>53647965
Ina and Bae skill issue. Mumei and Kiara have a collab coming up with Reine.

>Gura's new outfit is finished, but hasn't been revealed yet.
>Kiara's new outfit is finished, but hasn't been revealed yet.
They are?

>>53647871
https://youtu.be/Hnv48465qWM
I'll remind you

>>53647972
Fuck you she is magnificently funny in this game and I never ever want it to end.
Think Ame's Oblivion or Fauna's Hitman

Damn... is Sora always this cute when her streams end and you stay on the ending screen?

>>53648062
making out in front of yagoo soon?

>>53647934
Why not? She might want to do other stuff while she's there.

>>53648062
One has a bunny suit, the other one has a reverse bunny suit

>>53648076
Yes, also she has a regular LiveTL.

>>53647984
Not using holos is intentional. It's the Kizuna Ai effect, it's probably always chafed some money-minded folks how indispensable their talents are and how tightly the fans are tied to them. If you can redirect audience affection to a PNG instead of a person strictly tied to it, then you take away their leverage.

>>53648062
I honestly thought Kiara’s was this week because she’s gonna be traveling a lot soon.

>>53647819
>>53647965
trying too hard, schizo

>>53648062

>>53647689
I’m interested to see how Mori does tonight

>>53647991
>>53648075
I'm not complaining, just surprised
does it even have an endgoal of any kind

>finished reading last thread
So nousagi are now also BBC fetishists just like saplings? Yikes.

>>53648104
She's waiting on the graphics department, so its probably not revealing until she's done with all her upcoming travel.

>>53648104
Kiara will likely schedule hers after her late July UK trip, so sometime early August.

>>53648138
Fuck off schizo

Is menhera sex really worth it? It can't be THAT good to be worth getting stabbed in the middle of the night

Ame is like a mix between Fubuki and Sora
Gura is like a mix between Shion and Aqua
Mori is like a mix between Towa and Suisei
Kiara is like a mix between Pekora and Subaru
Ina is like a mix between Mel and Mio

I've been away from this thread since late 2022, why does it feel so much worse than I remember it?

So, can we fight with our Pekora-gochis or are they just for raising?

>>53648135
Yes, her and my enjoyment

>>53648156
Because you were gone

>>53648147
The chance of getting stabbed is the best part though

>>53648147
implying you can get any other kind of non-prostitute sex

>Mori MV only 160K after 10Hrs
Flop

ENTER
MATHS

>>53648147
I'll tell you a secret, no sex is worth getting stabbed, good sex is like an alright thing at best but stabbing fucking hurts like hell

>>53648147
Some of the best I had was with Rushia who used to kill me a few times, thrusting knives into me while I was asleep after we had sex cause she dreamed that I was cheating on her

>>53647312
It was rough, she kept finishing with almost no time left

>>53647934
She's attending SummerKomi.

>>53647972
why are tourists always like this?
>a Holo does something unconventional
>WHY IS SHE DOING IT WHY AIN"T SHE PLAYING MINECRAFT AND VALORANT?

>>53648181
Thanks for giving me a reason to filer flop again I thought you catalogniggers finally dropped that buzzword

>>53648147
Matsuri only has dull knives

Sell me on Mel

>>53647974
>complains about the lack of content
>didn't watch it at all
what's the name of this mental illness?

>>53648062
EN should work harder if they want outfit reveals.

>>53648156
dunno what you on but 2022 was worse than this year so far

O-Ok Koyo you can stop stalling and superchat baiting and play the game now...
PLEASE?

>>53648181
The original has already done what it needed to, this re-release is just a bonus

>>53648152
>Mori is like a mix between Towa and Suisei
it's more like a mix between Kanata and Sora. yes. both sora and mori has awful singing skill

>>53648228
Sex and actually a good stage performer, I don't catch her streams regularly, but I always watch her lives

>>53648072
Kotone cute!

>>53648217
>Cuckbeat denying reality that his oshi is a hasbeen only buffed by OP channel.

>>53648152
Ame is not like Sora, she's FBK + Marine.
Kiara is much more of a Noel-type than a Subaru one.

>>53648258
She already played the game, she's done.

>>53647934
She’s staying solely to tuck Kiara in bed and kiss her goodnight before she sleeps.

>>53648228
She cannot do anything. She's like if someone went into character creation with 100 points, maxed out the sex meter and forgot to allocate any of the 80 points remaining.
She only exists for sex. But she's very sweet and nice.

>>53648190
I thought deadbeats were resistant to stabbing damage

>>53648147
You're going to die anyways so you may as well risk a "TINY" chance of dying to a crazy bitch that could very well give birth to someone just as mentally ill as either of you

>>53648156
You disappeared when we needed you most, now the anons are addicted to (You)s, they overeat bait all day, and they are all whores.

>>53648062
Do people still care about new outfits anymore? Feels like it stopped being special after your 2nd or 3rd outfit

>>53648265
I still don't get why anons here insist sora, kanata, and flare are good at singing.

>>53648138
nousagi are basically 2018/2019 nijinigs at this point. funny how that happened after pekora got close to a bunch of nijis, isn't it?

>>53648311
>New IP
>Retarded post

>>53648135
Minecraft also doesn't have an end goal.

Lap-sama love titty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aG5YtgOb3g

I like when Fauna says "How could you say that?" when one of her genmates says something ridiculous or stupid.

>>53648324
stop samefagging

mori flop

IMPORTANT NEWS

>>53648284
And I'm laughing because of that

>>53648311
I care if it's a holo I care about.

>>53648271
Oh it's you, keep seething while my oshi keeps succeeding you dumb bitch

>haha i put on the slut outfit that makes people give me money and then i never actually play the game
>blueballing the gamers
>wow what a great plan
KOYO SAYS A LOT ABOUT SOCIETY
I THINK MAYBE GAMERS SHOULD RISE UP

>>53648228
She's very sexy and cute and sweet and her ASMR streams are top-tier
she is also dumb as hell, if you're into that

how many days left? i want to cum already

I would give up my left testicle if it meant I could fuck Natsuiro Matsuri

>>53648311
koyori got 60k CCV for her outfit reveal. people still care about JP outfits at the very least.

>>53648341
I thought this was mumei at first
Captcha:VSGAAAY

>>53648311
I only care if it's my oshi

>>53648354
bottom text

So Ina's staying in Japan for a while? Does this mean Gura is also staying? But didn't Kiara say that she's going to miss Gura when she goes to Japan? And she's going this week? Does this mean that Kiara's trip got postponed? If so why no schedule this week? I'm so confused

>>53648330
yes it does, beating ENDer dragon in the END

>>53648156
It only seems worse because you weren’t here when the bait was fresh. Shit posted nowadays, we’ve seen posted 500 times everyday already and is so easy to mentally filter.

Agua needs to be raped

Mumei stupid

Soon...

>>53648381
>Mumei gets a Towa outfit
>Towa gets a Mumei outfit

>>53648354
Shut up I'm literally masturbating to her fat mayo filled coyote milk melon bags

>>53648297
How do you think they become deadbeats in the first place.

>>53648341
the fact that i can tell it's techwear shit just by the silhouette doesn't make me excited to see it

>>53648406
Maybe

>>53648351
Stop giving it attention

>>53648297
how do you think I became a skeleton, smartass

>>53648406
Don't worry about it.

>>53648411
I'm on it
I will give her the good old "Mel surprise"

>>53648156
this dude's been doing this for well over a year at this point so it shouldn't be new to you at all

>>53646647
That schedule means she's home. How else would she play FF16?

>>53648436
>>53648449
Sheathbeats?

>>53648441
anon, rurudo's main fetishes are literally highlighted in the top left. rurudo drawing techwear is fucking absurd to even consider

>>53648370
>Only 60k
So much for shillox.

>>53648435
grain-fed post desu