/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Bee nice!

Soon!

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>53560610

I love cheebs, I want a weighted plush to sleep with

I love IRyS, she's a Proust dork

>>53560671
Rude

I love IRyS, she's a cute dork

>>53560742
NO!

>>53560785
now do that scene... you know the one...

>>53561000
It took way too long to get the correct quiz RNG for the impish result. So just use your imagination instead

She's a cute dork, I love IRyS!

If some random IRyStocrat knocked some girl up and had a daughter then waited till she was somewhere in the 6-10 year old range and convinced her to dress up like IRyS for Halloween, then when anyone asked what she was dressed as had her respond "I love IRyS, she's a cute dork," would he be the best father in existence or the worst?

>>53561249
Worst. Why wouldn't she say "HiRyS it's IRyS"?

>>53561406
OK, you got me there.

>>53560610
it goes in the cum jar

what happens when irys become a hag? we got a cool evolving scene like a pokemon?

>>53561042
>...Cheebs... Cheebs!
>...Cheebs!!

>>53561779
I don't get the reference, but I used Torterra on my Black/White competitive team largely due to favoritism because it's so cool. It and Bulbasaur are the two best starters ever.

>>53562904 (me)
Diamond/Pearl

>>53562904
it's a reference to pmd explorers ending
sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXGCk1MjVMk&ab_channel=PMDGang
also based torterra enjoyer

>>53563253
I think the one I used on my bred/IV trained team was my actual starter. When I checked it actually had really good attack and speed IV's, and it was jolly.
Not a lot of people would expect to be outsped by a torterra and hit with a STAB earthquake

>>53561729
she'll start emitting hag pheromones that can travel across the internet and make your balls overproduce cum

>>53562196
NANI

>>53562196
Cheebs can HOPE for a better launch.

Gun to your head. You must marry either Kronii or Cheebs and produce offspring. Who do you choose?

>>53565675
Cheebs is sterile

>>53565710
Then where do they all keep coming from?

>>53565773
mitosis

>>53565773

>>53565773
Cheebs reproduce via mitosis

>>53565675
I'm having a daughter with Kronii so IRyS can groom her

>>53565866
>I'm having a daughter with Kronii so IRyS can goom her
ftfy

>>53565675
cheebs because she's cocksleeve-sized and getting children out of her would be easy

>>53565773
stop getting cheebs wet after midnight

https://twitter.com/ILoveTheAlphab1/status/1680417725212925952/photo/1

>Compares a succubus that broke into a dudes house, guilted him into letting her live there, and forcibly sucked out his sperm to IRyS
>In a company that markets itself on being idol
With friends like Mori who needs enemies

Ink girls love
https://twitter.com/270tsunamaru/status/1680189847871557633?s=46&t=eEKSbT5pRVCBDmZsGBa6og

>>53567224
But why are they so blocky?

>>53565773

>>53567258
idk. that’s just how his artstyle looks like. I like it.

>>53567406
Not stick it on my dick.

>>53568799

>>53568799
>crooked toe accurate
Take all my nonexistent updoots.

>>53568799

>>53568799
holy fucking sex

>>53568862
>>53568873
>>53568918
>>53569757

>>53570035
I don't like feet, they're disgusting.

But yes.

>>53570107
Basically this. IRyS's feet interest me specifically because of the crooked toe. In fact, it's because of IRyS that I realized I no longer have a crooked toe.

>>53570218
For me it's like; "I'm not into that, but if it's for IRyS, I will make myself be into it."
I hate looking at feet, I hate touching feet, but IRyS wants a foot massage after a day of walking around/dance practice? YES.
And yeah I am legit interested in seeing the crooked toe too, simply for curiosities sake. It's just one of those things where it's interesting to hear her talk about it even though I wouldn't be interested in normal circumstances, and I would like to know more. (I'm sure it's less messed up than my own toes)

>>53570441
Whenever she talks about it it's like she's turned her cute dorkometer up to 11.

>53566461
Retarded bait, this is what was actually said, during the pictured scene:
"Ok this face is really cute though. Don't be weirded out by this, but she reminds me of IRyS here for some reason. There's something IRyS-like about her.", "This gives me IRyS vibes."

I love IRyS zettai ryouiki

>>53570864
There is no question that IRyS is an absolute terror for absolute territory.

>>53570035
wait why does she knows??

>>53570936
imagine the soft smooth skin

>>53571009
Because basically every female vtuber can say the same thing to their audience and they'd be right.

>>53568799
Who's the artist? Do they do normal stuff too, or is it all fetish stuff?
>>53570864
>>53570936
Rewatched her parts of the concert again with the A-chan watchalong. I really hope she is ok with the skirt after she realized it's not particularly short, it's just really flowy and there were a lot of low angle shots. I'm worried she might ask them to tone down the physics or worry about camera placement.
Also it's basically a given, but incredible vocals.

>>53568799
>Sex with IRyS when she pretends she's not in the mood!

>>53571091
https://twitter.com/Aiharararara
Half normal stuff other half foot focus, but draws Irys a lot

>>53568799
THERE IT IS! THE TOE! FINALLY AN ACCURATE TOE!

I haven't fought with Malenia for a year and a half, but yesterday I fought her so well with a simple one-handed sword with bleed and the skill quickstep, such a high, almost every blow can stagger her, and this specific attack I countered with the help of ice bomb, but not always succeeded, because I missed or late threw it. Btw, does it work the same way in phase two?

>>53571252
This artstyle reminds me of Akebi-chan no Sailor-fuku

>>53573454
We never got to see IRyS fight Malenia
):

>>53570035
What stream was this again? Shadow corridor? Right after this she shakes her head very deliberately and goes
>oh dear...

>>53573986
Would timestamp now to hear it in her voice mmm...pur pur meow meow meow meow.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

>>53573454
one day...

https://twitter.com/hanada_yanochi/status/1680396864221515776
ah shit IRyS spilled yogurt all over the bed

IRyS change your freechat thumbnail to your Anniversary merch while you're thinking about shilling

>>53574435
SEX

>>53574685
https://litter.catbox.moe/4rx12g.jpg

>>53574744
I managed to fix it for now. Tweetdeck isn't rate-limited but won't search for shadowbanned accounts (https://shadowban.yuzurisa.com/hanada_yanochi)) so I had to open the Twitter app on my phone that's also not rate-limited and add them to a list and then I can view that list in Tweetdeck.

Fuck, Musk for ruining Twitter for Web. I'm not glued to my smartphone like Zoomers. I don't know what I'm going to do once they start charging for Tweetdeck.

IRyS is nearing the end of a karaoke stream when she tells you the last song has a secret message. After all the sha nai nas have been sha nai na'd IRyS breaks into Heart Challenger. Is your reaction something akin to "my oshi loves me!" or is it more along the lines of "what? a Kiara song?"

>>53575572
>Wtf, she sounds so much better than Kiara

>>53575572
it's something along the lines of IRyS and Kiara having sex

>>53568799
Good artist.
I love how he(?) vowed to draw and post something on twitter every day and has been doing it for almost 2 years now. The progress is very noticeable, it's inspiring.

hey

>>53576139

>>53576195

Why isn't Irys streaming?

>>53577055
https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1680302330112249856

>>53577210
Okay but what's the real reason?

>>53577277
what u believe is true reason, now fuck off

aha~

>not streaming
>way less gfe lately
Pattern recognition....

>IRyS has a crooked toe
>I have a crooked toe on both my feet
WE'RE

https://twitter.com/H1rqg1/status/1680143769444966403?s=20

>>53577404

she looks so smol from this angle...
https://twitter.com/panjunyan8/status/1680565376663314432?s=20

>>53580058
Giant melonRyS

watching IRyS be so competitive when it comes to splatoon, makes me miss the days when it was the same for me with other games. now I can barely bring myself to finish a single player game

>>53580646
I'm the opposite, if im not actively playing through some singleplayer game at 1-4am then I get antsy and bored. It's usually vod watching hours

It's even got the lazy eye. I want one!

>>53580804
why does the popsicle have a womb tattoo?

>>53581218
IRyS logo/necklace thing. Go look at an early loading screen.

>>53568799
Nephilim toes in MY MOUTH!! This looks like it has a nsfw version... Is it real?

>>53581431
I should probably lay off the doujinshis for a while...

airisu...

>>53580058
That is why i dont try drawing in that angle.

>>53585087
SunburnRyS

>>53574435
>missed her face and shot it all into her hair
Rude.

Happy birthday faggots

I have a confession to make IRyStocrats... i cheated on IRyS and membered to a different chuuba...

>>53585445
Faggot, don't tell me, tell IRyS.

Shes in Flares chat lol

>>53585538
liar

>>53585538
Don't do that again.
I didn't get a notification and you made me check, you useless good for nothing whore.

Cute.
https://twitter.com/Gekikawa_Dbts/status/1680416071944400896

>>53586130
Reminds me of Cheeb

IRyS when?

>>53585538
why do people do this

IRYS ON THE TELLY

>people in her free chat complaining that the wallpaper link is dead
Read the post. It says right on it that it's only for a limited time

>>53587382
it was supposed to work for 30 days and it only has been 11 days
then again, I find it weird that they haven't downloaded by now

>>53587382
>People still use her free chat
Why? The shill image is for merch that hasn't been available to purchase for three months. Do people really think she ever checks it at this point?

HelloRyS

>>53587971
A lot of people camp it for some reason.

I missed the download window for this month's member wallpaper... looks like she only set it to a week instead of a month, or something. Anybody have it?

>>53591324
The IRyS discord archives them for some reason

'ate cheebs

>>53591531
That doesn't surprise me at all

>>53591531
eh I'll just hope she reuploads it

>>53591324
She used a Japanese site but unfortunately she can't read Japanese.

>>53591324
I got you bro
https://litter.catbox.moe/9y2twy.png

>>53592220
I was expecting cheebs, thanks bro

doko...

>>53585643
how do you get notifications on that?

>>53593832
I can code

>>53594096
are you using youtube's API or a different site's

>>53594165
https://github.com/xenova/chat-downloader

IRyS should do a Splatoon stream.

IRyS should do a stream where she just takes a bunch of random internet quizzes.

>>53595040
Are you trying to get her to install more malware on her system?
I'm pretty sure she's dumb enough to fall for 90% of the "you could win a free iPad" shit these sites have.

>>53595239
Maybe hurry her on to purchasing a new box?

>>53566461
She knows the truth behind the scenes

https://twitter.com/irys_en/status/1680658342203789312
RyS

>>53595916
I love her

>>53595916
>>53595991
OK, but why does she want to pee on me? (Not that i mind or anything.)

>>53595916
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

>>53595916
>>53595991
Who is stuff?

>>53595916
>>53595991
Predator watchalong

>>53596196
judd and lil judd

>>53577055
She is not streaming like she used to do since 2.0 started
We got 72 streams from january to june not even half

nephilim butthole

>>53596219
Predator watchalong that culminates in AVP: Reqium watchalong

https://www.youtube.com/live/yBaOhhKa07w
https://www.youtube.com/live/yBaOhhKa07w
https://www.youtube.com/live/yBaOhhKa07w

its been a week since we had a normal irys stream

>/live/
virus link don't click

Oh shit pizza tower
https://youtu.be/yBaOhhKa07w

>>53596597
I copied it from the YouTube app for a chance. I hate that cancer.

>>53596558
>>53596610
You can't fool me, IRyS doesn't stream, and has never streamed. She isn't even real

>>53596558
>>53596610
>2hrs after splatfest ends
no sleep stream!

>>53596196
She was doing stuff on a sunday night she cant even lie anymore

>>53596709
I'm stuff btw

>>53596558
>>53596610
IRyStocrats winning
Cuckschizo seething

>>53596584
Its been 6 months dude

>>53596610
Nice it's a game stream too

IRyS has not streamed since May 11th

>>53596558
>>53596610
Nice, I knew it'd be Pizza Tower

When is she going to play a good game?

>>53596914
She has to be the first to play this to get better numbers.

>>53596610
>>53596558
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53596914
August 24th

wife

>>53596990
>will drop it after 2 streams
I'm tired....

>>53596610
I heard this game's pretty good and at least it's not that succubus game or more only up

>>53596491
Do you know how many other fanbases would kill for a schedule like that? Quit whining that IRyS streams less than every other day and be glad IRyS streams more than once every three days.

Don't forget how she thinks pepperoni pizza is overrated and how she'd rather have pineapple pizza than that

>replying

>>53596558
wut? Do they put pineapple on their pizza tower?

>>53597100
Don’t earnestly reply to the seething cuckschizo. retard

>>53597136
It's a compromise I'm willing to live with.

>>53597136
Regular pepeloni is garbage. Only the tiny cups that get super crisp are good

>>53597136
sausage>pepeloni is based

>>53597142
it’s a new ip. It can’t be helped unfortunately

>>53597136
Ham and pineapple pizza is great

Whats YOUR favourite pizza?
Correct answers only

2 things that would help Irys get better numbers:
>sticking with games
>streaming more

>>53597282
Pizza with no toppings
sauce and cheese and that's it

>>53597311
She clearly does not care anymore akirose has more streams than her she has no good excuses now

>>53596558
I hope we get 3D mouth breathing

>>53597282
I like pan pizza, but there are better ones I'd enjoy if they were as affordable and nearby.

>>53597282
chicken pesto

>>53597282
Whatever the deep dish pizza was that my elementary school had

>>53597100
Shut the fuck up chum bud but it is funny since her lack of streams has the same reason

>>53597282
stuffed crust sausage olives jalapeno

>>53597282
What >>53597349 said, anything else is unnecessary.

Nephilim smell status?

>>53596914
She is only playing this game because it takes 1 hs and she has better "stuff" to do later

>>53597100
Exactly she's been busy recording the album for her anniversary. Oh wait thats what everyone said last month.

>>53597282
Spicy Chicken, Diced Onions and Peppers and Hot Sauce.

>>53597543
Nah

>>53597282
Meat lovers

Non so fare la pizza come si deve perché mi fa cagare e mi sento male dopo averla mangiata!

It replied to itself huh ?

>>53597673
Brown hands typed this

>>53597708
Shut the fuck up greasy Wop cheeb, you fucking sauce monkey

>>53597708
this cheeb smells like olive oil

>>53596553
AVP:R had its moments

>>53597282
Bacon and pineapple

>>53597829
The only good parts are the predator and alien stuff. And that one blond bimbo getting pinned to the wall by a smart disc

>>53597349
>>53597543
Leave it to 4chan to say Cheese Pizza is best...

I once had a Tuna and Sweetcorn pizza, shit hit different

>>53597746
But I'm a honky. It's a pizza they do at a place called Antonio's one town over. I'm really wanting one now.

>>53598550
Look at her go!

IRyS in Flare stream!

>>53598728
big if real

>>53598728
Why won't she sleep?

>>53598746
Go check it’s real

>>53598746
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eIwLcT_m9g

>>53598823
Real confirmed Nephilim

>>53598780
it's splatfest

>>53598805
>>53598823
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

If you add Polka Bakatare becomes Bakatare circus, what happens if you add IRyS?

>>53599009
BakataRyS

>>53598823
Aiiiiieeeee!
They really are sisters. Darkie, dorky, sexy, knife-eared sisters.

>Shiraken
>Bakatare
IRyS can now enter these two cliques

So, pizza tower. That's cool i guess.

>>53599161
I guess I'm not getting much sleep either tonight. Staying up till 03:00 AM, LET'S GOOO.

Smug brat..

>round starts
>flare paints her turf in the exact same way everytime
>IRyS runs searching for kills
I kinda wish she did no talk ranked splatoon streams

Furea asked IRyS to hangout again

Flare always shows how many kills irys got

>IRyS once this fest is over let’s go out together
wow, they’re really close. cute

>>53600039
THEY ARE

What do we think about Furea here?

>>53600261
FlaSEXO

>>53598823
Cute!

>>53600261
Knife ears stick together.

>>53600261
Why her feet so brown ?

>>53600261
I'm happy IRyS has friends in Japan.

>>53600261
She seems cool and they really like each other, so she's fine by me

>>53600261
these two girls make me feel weak

>>53600287
Yes.

>>53600261
she's alright

>>53600261
cute mocha elf

>>53600261
she got a new friend to hang out with

that is why there is no more noeflare content, now i get it!, IRyS NTR noel, flare wanted someone with big ears just like her, it all makes ense now!

>>53600261
her and IRyS should press their tits together

>>53600604
calm down NTRyS

>>53600611
Better with pussy.

ehe~

>>53600768
ehe te nandayo

>>53600367
What about all the other friends?

>>53600870
We pretend they don't exist because her having friends outside of Hololive shatters the illusion.

Is this ranked or just casual matches? Flare paints everything and is trying to win but it does not look competitive

>>53600922
She doesn't even keep up with them.

>it’s still going

>>53600934
it's splatfest

>>53600934
it's splatfest so its turf war

Why arent they sleeping?

>>53601085
Because it's splat time?

>>53601085
BECAUSE IT'S SPLATFEST MOTHERFUCKER

>>53600261
my cum is for IRyS only, but if she begged on her knees I'd let her have the leftovers

>>53601085
While you were busy sleeping she studied the ink (mine)

>>53601085
cause splatfest has 3 hours left

>we're gonna get a bratty nephilim complaining she didn't sleep at all tonight
can't wait

I dont understand my wife when she speaks in tongue, sometimes it feels like i married an evangelist.

>just one more

super last

>>53601882
ch-cheebmachi???

I love this irresponsibly gaming nephilim

>>53601966
she's probably going to go to sleep without taking a shower after this

Ok IRyS I can accept you playing with Flare as much as you want but I'm asking for an original song duet with her in exchange

>>53602063
Don't worry, I'm licking her clean while she sleeps

>>53601882
What's happening to Hime?

>>53602063
I doubt she's even gonna bother sleeping at this point.

THIS BRAT

super hiper last

>>53602132
She can just do a short stream (6 hours) then go to bed.

>>53602219
Kek

>>53602132
>>53602219
sasuga

she's so retarded...

>>53602219
She is so used to lie next line is manga

gachi saigo

>>53602242
The stream will be like 3 hours max today is 17 of july

>Flare: IRyS is probably the best in EN
Flare you might think that's high praise but it really isn't kek

would anyone itt be surprised if someone posted a dollRyS with an onahole stuck inside it

>>53602734
Not really

I swear this will never stop being relevant

>>53602716
I mean it's true but the bar is literally so low a Jamaican could clear it

>>53602788
That's what I mean, there are only two other girls who play in EN and neither have mentioned the game in a while

Oyasumi

>>53602788
I don't think you understand limbo

Bets on her not stopping and simply not sleeping?

>>53602734
I assumed everyone was doing this with their dollRyS

>>53602734
Newchama.....

>>53602788
>so low a Jamaican could clear it

I want IRyS to pee on me

>>53602716
Irys is probably the best in hololive though. Not even botan is that skilled

>>53602611
Anerys alarmclock best alarm

>>53602219
>>53602611
Let IRyS splat!

>>53603584
Only if she splats all over me

>>53603539
by the seaside being a close second

>>53603857
This is a LIE she's still playing splatoon

>>53603857
but cheebs splatfest has one last rotation...

>>53603898
Cheebs HATES Wahoo World.

>>53604098
just consistently lucksack hagglefish then!

mildly dislike irys

pizza tonight

Mark my words she's going to oversleep.

>>53604184
How about you fuck off?
Time to attempt some sleep.

>>53604217
>...HiRyS...it's...sl..eepy IRy...ss...

>>53604243
don't reply to me you mongolian dog
we dislike irys

>>53604242
Even if she does, AneRyS will just call her.

why is airisu dumb

>>53604345
Because we love her.

She definitely won't have enough brain power to learn the game's movement

>>53604323
AneRyS is busy being a doctor now, isn't she?

>>53602704
What difference does that make? Is there a huge manga release?

>>53604453
Is AneRyS can be a doctor, she can also be an alarm clock.

>>53604453
Well that hasn't stopped her before, or did IRyS say something changed with her?

>>53603857
FTFY

>>53604453
She streams when she'd be off shift or just at home.

>>53604574
What happened to your eyesRyS

>>53604574
no...

>>53604574
sasuga...

>>53604551
>Well that hasn't stopped her before
What about that time she slept in like an entire hour?

So she's gonna be super sleepy and also will speak 50% more japanese because she decided to do this shit today... why is she so willing to sacrifice the quality of her solo stream just to spray some more paint with a brown elf at 4am? Seems irresponsible...

>>53604949
It's spraying paint with a brown elf... while in the body of a cute loli squid.

Why is this WOMAN playing her favorite game?????? When everyone knows she'd play splatoon all night???? How fucking dare her???? And with a FRIEND no less like what the fuck???? Unfuckingbelievable, sisters

>>53604574
Splatting brainrot...

I'm a Cheeboholic

>>53605667
Have you considered trying dork free Cheebs?

>>53605696
Those give you cancer

>>53605667
How did she get in that can?

>>53605755
smothering herself in onahole lube

>>53605732
Wrong picture...I've consumed too many alcoholic cheebs

>>53605696
The flavor is a bit lacking if you remove the dork...

if only she was obsessed with something good instead of fucking splatoon of all things, like league of legends or valorant

Somebody is going to bite that

>>53605949
I'll bite you

>>53605981

>>53603539
it was never her sister

that fagoon in chat is being super annoying goddamn

>>53605894
you guys really like to make believe. she started playing splatoon at 5 and finished 6

Making it your life's goal to spout actual shit in a mongolian basket weaving forum is just sad at this point

she should ask aki and azki how to conciliate streaming with personal stuff the way she dropped her numbers feels bad

I wish her numbers dropped by 1 (you), and that your numbers (vital signs) also dropped.

>>53606164
For real. All greys too...

>>53606164
>>53606605
They're talking about whatever to get membership gifts

>>53606672
As if anyone would want to gift a member after reading all that.

>>53605667
You're a Cheeboholic? an i take a swig?

>>53606798
>As if anyone would want to gift a member after reading all that
haha yeah...

>>53606437
Her number still mog other EN whores like Mori, Kronii

>pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza! pizza!

HE SAID KRONII, POST TIMERYS

HE SAID RYS, POST RYS

TimeRyS is the most sexual EN ship

>>53608551
She's down bad for clock woman.

Will IRyS play the patched succubus game?

>>53608429
pizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizzapizza

https://files.catbox.moe/1powat.png

>>53605894
I'll take anything as long as it's not the fucking COD remakes.

>>53608698
I hope not. I am being unironic when I say that she is too seiso for it to be a good game for her.
Some other people can take it and goof off and be unhinged, but one of her strengths is being unintentionally sexy and yabai, subtle, teasing, etc. Something *explicitly* lewd like that game would just make things weird and uncomfortable.

Irys is the most dumbest of all

>>53609417

>>53608858
Bae's not that flat.

>>53608858
Penises are gay. Get it out of the way.