/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kiss Gura

Gurass

I love my wife so much!!

my wife

Sex with a fembud.

WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuniculture

>>53592849
on every part of her body

>>53592984
>Cuniculture is the agricultural practice of breeding and raising domestic rabbits as livestock for their meat, fur, or wool.
yeah, me

>>53593072
Husband? Me

I love Gura the most!

>>53592907
Based Gurass poster.

>>53594354

>>53594394

Full Color is going to be another Violet situation isn't it? Should have just released the song first and mv later like with Reflect.

>>53594422

>>53594568

>>53594540
who cares, we can all hear the song, there's no reason to care about it not being on her channel if you aren't a numberfag

>>53594674
I want to listen to it without the screams of several thousand autists though.

>>53594770
I think its better to wait for the mv. It'll be worth it.

>>53594540
Full Color is probably one of the songs that was supposed to release in December, but without an MV. But then Gura went on break and decided to save it for Connect the world.

>>53594649

>>53594848
No, she's been saving a song for connect the world for a really really long time.

petting gura

>>53594873

>>53594968

>>53595090

>>53595164

I'm bringing in backup

crossover when

>>53595299
based

>>53595295
Bring it on.

>>53595444
Soon I will fuck this.

I fell in love with an autistic womanchild...

I need a fembud in my life.

>>53593072
I like corm

ur dead meet kiddo

>>53596056
my dead will meet a kiddo? T u T

>>53595686
they all want to fuck Gura or Fauna

>>53595295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcpQ3aarHRU
Gura needs to release a theme for dino goobs

Reminder that if you watch anyone else's Pizza Tower playthrough you hate Gura.

>>53596689
I only really watch gura and fauna and fauna will never play it.

>>53596689
I watched a flesh streamer play Pizza Tower.

>>53595362
Gura liking this guy's art is the only issue I have with her

>>53596919
Flesh streamers aren't people. You're clear.

I finished mowing the lawn and now I'm going to do nothin'.
It's a lovely Sunday.

>>53597003
Gurandma...

>>53596689
I wanted Gura to play so down the line Korone can play and they'd both go on cartoon tangents

>>53597026
It's kind of fucked up that she was intentionally trying to look like a little old grandma because she knew we'd take pictures of it....

>>53596921
Why do you have a problem with that?

>>53597101
Chumbies are watching you, Gura...
And they say you're cute!

erotic lil Gura hips and thighs in tight shorts

If you went on a date with Gura, what would you do?

another week huh?

>>53597162
aesthetics

>>53597666
We would spill our collective spaghetti at the same time together. Very romantic.

>>53592849

UUUOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53597807
She'a done for the month, you'll have to wait till August

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

>>53598091
lol

>>53597666
I talk a lot, so first step is figuring out how to shut the fuck up so the conversation is balanced. When I'm talking to people I don't know I always probe for things they like, then after I show them how little I know about the thing they like I suggest them to teach me about it. In this case Disney world or horses would work. I never talk to women so I have no idea if this would work, but it works on guys so it's worth trying.

I'm going to marry this weird little autistic bratty womanchild.

>>53597666
I would do everything in my power to avoid triggering her eating problems while also doing normal food date things.
I would avoid taking her to a restaurant in the first place of course. Probably go sightseeing or to a park instead.

i would buy gura dippin dots and laugh at her when she drops them off the little spoon

>>53599324
based

Mane-chan keeps a mommy bag handy for Gura. If that isn't the cutest shit...

>>53599539
are you going off handing her a switch or is there something new

>>53599619
Nah sorry, I haven't heard anything new. I just think that it's really cute, she's a damn child.

>>53599719
it is cute she is a little baby who is going to ragequit pizza tower when she gets home

what are some activities gura could do during her 24 hour stream?

>>53597666
No Idea, but I don't want to make her uncomfortable.

>>53597666
I don't want to date Gura. It would be too nervewracking and unfamiliar for me.

Trust viewer reduction strats, trust Goobs.

>>53600139
I wish she was a number maniac like pekora, imagine all the shit we could have.

>>53599852
she could shill so much merch

>>53599852
that's never going to happen

i dont like her 3D model. i dont really even like her 2D model but i love her fanart

>>53600203
Big numbers are scary and they hort, fuck that.

Where the fuck is Gura

>>53600517

Look at my wife

>>53599852
Karaoke would be nice but I don’t think I’d want her to do that for more than an hour to prevent her straining her voice.

Big Brain Games 2 for sure.

>>53600464
worst post ITT

>>53600677
why is your wife sleeping on a shark pillow and playing video games like a child?

>>53600517
she's with me

Gura likes the tummy window

>>53600823
she had one put into her outfit of course she does

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>53600517
Gura was inside the friends we made along the way all along

>>53601067
But Gura is supposed to eat Us, not the other way around..

>>53601263
Gura has given many indications that she doesn't mind either way. Though I'm pretty sure she would prefer to be eaten by a cute girl.

>>53601067
My vorefag wife...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQZ7dXlzK1g
despite not sounding real at all, this shit kind of slaps, I can sort of hear through the distortion what it would sound like if it was actually real

https://litter.catbox.moe/eod4eg.png

>>53601323
If only I was a cute girl.. then Gura might like me..

just got back from a week long vacation, where we at ggg? did the peppa pig stream do us any good?

>>53601625
The threads have been mostly pretty damn chill.
I think most shitposters are occupied with something else.

>>53601551
source?

>>53601887
looks like ai with some touchups

>>53602073
in that case, more ai please

>>53601625
It was actually very reassuring, she addressed and even apologized for ditching us, I'm a lot more optimistic about the future and haven't doomposted once since then. Also she was extremely cute in the myth collab.

>>53602406
She did not address or apologize for the 3 weeks prior to her birthday, only Movie May.

>>53601887
pixiv
i long forgot who i got it from
https://litter.catbox.moe/6t91tf.png
most ai art on pixiv is shit

>>53602511
I'm just impressed she addressed anything at all.

>FARMSHARK: EP 1
>EP 1
Never forget. We could have had so many special moments with Goobs if Cover didn't overwork her like this.

>>53602406
>and haven't doomposted once since then
You guys shouldn't doompost so much at all, have a little goddamn FAITH in my wife.

>>53602685
To be fair to doomposters, Gura not following through on Movie May only to do collabs all while not saying anything to us, and then disappearing for 3 weeks, is practically asking for it. There's something wrong if you don't doompost a little bit.

are you enjoying my larping today?

>>53602911

>>53602607
Gura has decided that she doesn't want to have special moments with us and instead would rather give us prerecorded canned moments while she chills and reads chat (no indication that she is reading chat will be given).

>>53602744
She's a weird shy little girl in a big world with a lot of people watching her every move. Based on what we do actually know about her and the things she's willing to tell us about when she's comfortable doing so. I can give her a lot of space when she needs it. She doesn't hate you, and I will not doompost.

these past few thread have been nice

I'd be fine with react content if she went back to streamikng regularly

>>53603150
Did people misunderstand her? I feel like she wants what are basically watchalongs involving getting cozy and watching neat youtube documentaries and shit like that together.

>>53602985
GURA BREATHE

>W...why is he talkin' so slow to me...

>>53603747

I just want to spend time with her.

>>53603945
Everyone does, chumbie.

>1

>>53604343

>>53604343
I'm pretty sure there won't be a 2 of The Callist Otocol. So?

>>53604343
Yes? She talked about this. What's your point?

Hey chumbuds

>>53604659
You've come to the right place, friend.

>>53604659
hewwo, tako

>>53603747
is there an option to hide that pass user badge?

>>53605324
no

I want to suck both of Gura's 5 inch shark cocks

>>53605324
no

>looking at papa shark's instagram
Oh she's home.

>>53605818
Do not

>>53603477
She wants to watch the meme videos she watches all the time with us, as well as those documentaries etc. that she also watches all the time.

>>53603477
no she wants to watch tiktoks and youtube videos just like other streamers

>>53605818
Proof?

>>53605324
nyo

Gift me pass plz.

I've been listening to babymetal again recently, and I barely even listen to metal music. I feel like Gura mentioned knowing them in the past but I can't remember well enough to say for sure.

i cant wait for gura's peko impression

>>53606736
I think it's pretty wild that Babymetal played with my old boi Robu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG_fqkyJ-wo

Wife soon?

so she is
maybe a stream soon

>>53607288
Wife is always there and thinking about you.

>>53607420
Proof?

>>53607475
he made it up. if there was proof of anything the schizos would actually post it, they already ban evade as it is

>>53607420
Is this the part of the opening that needed to be touched up?

WIFE

>>53607515
Nah, most of the thread doesn't know her dad's instagram and they like having sekrit knowledge.

I saw a Bluey toy today and instinctively thought I should get it because I knew someone that liked it. I thought for a second and realized it was Gura. She has invaded my mind a lot lately, guess I am here now.

>>53607563
I literally just checked her likes tab a minute or two ago, the brat knew

>>53603477
she doesn't want it. If she did we'd already have it.

my wife is alive and well

>>53607589
retard

Good morning gura

>>53607631
gura...

Gura...

>>53607631
Heh I just saw that tweet 10 minutes before she became active

GOOM PERMS

I swear to god if you guys keep picking on my fragile wife...

MY WIFE I AwAKE

>>53607631
Why did she like that? Also eww that profile.

My wife is alive and well.
>>53607705
UUUOOOHHHH

this is also goom perms

Please have a good day

This one is really nice

>>53607833
So do we have to goom twice?

>>53607924
no it just means she wants you to goom more. these aren't very high quality perms so don't worry about it

What do you think she said when she muted herself here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00B097-mwOA&t=4355s

>>53607924
Do you have trouble gooming more than once? It's fine if you can't, I'm just curious.

SHE STILL GOES

>>53608072
She's looking at her actual feed now, not just the art tag

Gura is masturbating, you better goom for her.

>>53608022
A lot of gamer words.

>>53608040
No, I'm just not sure how goom perms work...

Gooby play lost in vivo!

if shes liking around this time, she's probably still in japan

>Hololive gets Pizza Tower perms
>Gura reappears
I don't believe in coinkydinks.

Goom now.

>>53608134
Gura gives you permission to goom. The amount and quality of perms determines how much she wants you to goom. It's simple.

>>53608168
or shes faking us by liking around this time and she's actually back in america

>>53608168
Going for less than a week would be a waste, im sure she's still there

>>53608281
Gex Guthor...

>>53608291
She went home for a week. Why was that not a waste?

>>53608281
This is a normal time for likes when she's in the USA and doesn't plan to stream.

The "is she or isn't she in Japan or at home" rrats amuse me.

>>53608168
Or she just woke up from a nap due to jet lag

>>53608428
It's hilarious how worked up they get over something that doesn't even matter.

>>53608428
HMMM I'M NOOTICING!!!

>>53608431
That would make sense if she arrived this morning like her dad implied.

She still in Japan, she leaves right before Kiara arrives

Gura loves me!

>>53608339
I never said going home for a week made sense, unless she wanted to see her family or somethig, but at least we got streams out of it. I'd say going to Japan for a short trip is more of a waste though because we get far less streams and her time there is more critical when it comes to interacting with JPs and recording 3D stuff. Its been a weird situation all around but I'm fine with pretty much anything if we're actually getting streams and good content but mainly streams

She might still be in Japan, which aligns with the other girls being there and Kiara implying she's going there right as she leaves.
Evidence points to her being at home, but it also points to her not being at home.

>>53608502
>something that doesn't even matter.
It doesn't matter a ton but we know that when she's in JP we could get random off collab content and there isn't really a reason to look forward to streams. I'd be nice to know what to expect, which is what people have been complaining about for months and months at this point.

>>53608585
>new IP ban evading already
Retard

What did the chumbies eat for twitter

>>53608714
>Evidence points to her being at home
Unless you're talking about a few days of twitter silence and the likes right now there is no new evidence of her returning home again yet. She's been liking stuff when she wakes up for several of the past few days, these likes don't mean anything definitively

>>53608824
I assume you meant today, and I had pork tenderloin.

>>53608714
What are the Flight Japan-US? everyday? because she usually arrived to US on Monday-Tuesday

FRAME ANY SECOND NOW.. RIGHT?

>>53608957
Tuesdday or Wednesday probably with Pizza Tower. She wanted to play the game

>>53608915
i don't think she does direct flights from her airport, so it'd be impossible to track regardless

>>53608824
Uhh, I had a left over burger and sausage that was BBQ'd yesterday.

Thoughts on pineapple on pizza? It's not my thing but I can see the appeal. Do people hate it as much as people want you to?

>>53609385
I like it also whenever there's a party I can order it and be sure most people won't be jewing around my pizza

>>53608824
I just had sushi

>>53609385
I won't order it but ill eat it

>>53609385
I'll eat it if it's offered or if there is nothing else, but I prefer something else. I will call it heresy because it's a meme though.

Child

Is Gura worth the trouble?

>>53609636
T u T

>>53609723
Everyone who doesn't think she is has already left.

>>53609723
Yep.

Reminder that Gura's mom approved of her marrying her fanbase.

>>53609954
no, just me

>>53609954
good thing they're all me

>>53609954
source on this?

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1680609675065147393
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1680609675065147393
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1680609675065147393

>>53610046

>>53610046
nice but please don't mislabel tweets as if they're from gura

>>53609954
I know it's going to happen. We've been very patiently waiting for her to make it real.

>>53610046
>My first anal penetration
For how much ass this man draws, that's surprising.

>>53609954
didn't she just say happy valentine's day to us?

i miss gura dbd streams
the best worst game she's ever played

fuck dbd she should play rimjobworld again

>>53610388
also true

birthday cake trail mix is yummy

>>53610586
Gura...

Gura seems to especially like this artist https://twitter.com/panno_mimi , I don't think I've seen holo art from them but I see Gura like their stuff occasionally. Based blend of cute and sexy

>>53610817
butt

>>53610046
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53610817
she did the birthday art and yes it is very erokawaii, which is what gura prefers.

>>53610817
???

>>53610388
This, but unironically. There is even a non forbidden version on the workshop now.

>>53611011
>>53611009
I knew I recognized the style, but couldn't figure out where

>>53611011
It's the 2021 art. Not the 2022.

How does a girl like Gura get married? How do shut-ins meet people?

>>53611254
Discord.

>>53611254
they get groomed in their discords I guess?

>>53611198

>>53611254
anon, this is no place to ask for dating advice

>>53611349
Look it up.

>>53611254
They get groomed

>>53611365

>>53611457
Now look up the 2022 one.

>>53611485

It is weird that Gura regularly likes art by pan but never likes art by her other birthday artist. I wonder why that is.

do you think Gura is attractive?

She's a freaking weirdo, how could anyone fall in love with this and want to start a family with her?

>>53611563
Is pan a girl?

>>53611670
Pan is a girl, yes. Is the other artist not a girl???

>>53611645
I don't get it either. She's not alluring as a woman.

>And... and... matte. The—the illustration, right? Made by Pan, Pan-san? Pan. I was very specific. I said, "ma'am, pretty please, note the booba are nonexistent, onegaishimasu. Pettan!" I specifically te—I b—wrote a note to the artist. I said "pettan, very important!" Important pettan! Humu-humu pettan. So. That was pret—yeah, 'cause... I'm aware of how the merchandise, last year the merchandise was cute. Oh my god, cute. Of course. But not... accurate, you know? Don't worry. I—I know. I re—I'm aware.

>>53611457
Woah, Gura had three birthdays already. Is she still a loli?

>>53611869

>>53611869
God I love her

>>53611869
Meanwhile, also Gura: GIVE ME THE BREAST EXPANSION TEA GIVE ME GIVE ME I NEED IT I NEED TO BE TALLER AND HAVE HUGE BOOBA

>>53612002
>anon can't figure out a joke

>>53612081
Just a joke haha Gura would never masturbate to the idea of having ginormous breasts that she doesn't have and never will

I'm in love with her.

>check holodex
>all those Pizza Tower streams
I can feel it, Goobs coming back to play it as well soon.

>>53612204
Reminder not to give Gura advice based on playthroughs you watched without playing it yourself.

theres billions of girls in the world and you settle on the dumb short one that plays with ponies

>>53612403
Yes

>>53612403
yeah, she's great!

>>53611563
nobody knows why?

>>53612403
Love works in strange ways doesn't it.

>>53612462
>girl cute
>shark monkey brain press like

>>53612572
Gura overthinks all her likes it's not automatic like that.

fuck here we go again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9XQGmHJdmc

>>53612403
Have you ever been in love? It's somehow the first time for me. It's pretty good.

Gura I need to use your DNA.

i am gura's bald cunny

>>53612885
proof?

>>53612885
we meet again

they put up a bunch of gura flags across taiwan for her birthday
pretty neat

>>53613186
I respect the taiwanbuds

>>53612885
Show yourself!

>>53613388
>I'll draw Gura until I get X follows!
Okay, I guess I won't follow you then. Stupid artist.

>>53613492
Damn I guess I have to unfollow them so they'll keep drawing Gura forever.

Would you finger gura's ass and lick the chocolate goodness off?

I don't understand scatbuds.

>>53613492
Maybe the master ploy is to do this for a while, then do a reverse card I WILL STOP DRAWING GURA IF I DON'T GET 100 FOLLOWS and watch it shoot up to the stratosphere in a single day

what would you do if there was a knock at your door and gura was there holding a small catshark and she gives it to you and walks away

>>53614380
I would fuck it.

What are chumbies doing?
I'm bored watching video game cutscenes and musical performances from various musicians I like on Youtube.

>>53614380
I would take care of it, and have many questions. Like how does she know where I live? She cares about me enough to stalk me? Interesting.

>>53614518
I just killed a mosquito and now I got a blood stain on my wall.. trying to clean it off

>>53614518
reading while I wait for IRyS to start.

>>53614732
Also, it literally bit my ass, it's itchy, and I can't resist scratching, but I really should...

>>53614518
About to get my first ending on Nier Replicant

>>53614732
It sounds like that 'squito got a lot of your blood before you noticed it.

>>53614776
Why did you have your ass exposed, anon?

>>53614732
get a fly zapper, pops the blood suckers well

>>53613388
UUUOOOOOHHHHH

>>53612885
I've never wanted to kiss an anon as much as you

>>53614518
playing genshin impact

>>53614946
It's too hot to wear clothes

Gura cute!

i think gura should grow out her hair an absurd amount

>>53615226
I'm a F2P fag. I don't spend money on this game, but I feel guilty for the amount of time I spent on it. I like Ayaka too.

I want to be Gura friend and play games with her

>>53615488
same same desu

>>53615647
same desu

hi

>>53615874
hello

>>53615647
think about how you would feel when she talks to people that aren't (You)
can you handle being in love with a friend?

I love this tiny slut like you wouldn't believe!

>>53616202
I already have a girlfriend i don't mind her having someone i just want to play with her

>>53616551
May I ask why you're gay? I'm a married ojsan yet I would still fuck Gura until there's an imprint left on her bed.

>>53616675
gross, gura doesn't want to fuck cheaters

>>53616675
anon, you will have to be honor killed if you cheat on your wife.

>>53616729
Gura would never know.

Cuck obsessed posters are interesting. It's fine if you're into that, just be aware that a lot of people aren't.

>>53616675
Im new here, I like to watch Gura but i dont want to fuck her its wrong? She is a character how can i fuck her? Are you talking about her VA im confused

I think Gura should kiss me in the ASMR lovenest.

>>53616912
I would like to politely yet firmly ask you to leave.

I think Gura is actually slowly de-aging.

>>53617003
I think she got the idea to prepare the asmr love nest for movie watchalongs so we can make out during the movie.

>>53617160
Gura is Merlin?

>>53614518
I'm reading up on cockatiel care

>>53614518
Naraka blade point

>>53617559
Are we getting another bud who likes taking care of creatures?

>>53614518
I'm listening to Joshua Graham read the bible
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTYvi9KdSOXquw6Jaa_H5sUvCXtca-aV2

>>53617870
I like taking care of my dick

>>53617870
Nah I'm the chameleonbud. My sister needed someone to take in her cockatiels so I'll be taking care of them.

>>53617870
I have a cat, does that count?

Is Gura sweaty right now

>>53618649
Apparently she's leaving a trail of sweat all across Japan, on airplanes, in her room. She's so moist.

>>53618770
semi-related but while not "lore-friendly" I like to think that Gura needs to regularly wet her gills

>>53618989
Gura doesn't have lore, not really. Even Shark'd is only a suggestion.

Can you guys post sweaty Guras? I need them.

>>53619529
no

>>53619562
Brat

>>53619146
Gura met me on a beach while I was grilling salmon and now we are married.

>>53617265
Merlin does that?

if pekora (literally the biggest vtuber) can do handcam stuff regularly (even with her mom)
why cant Gura?

>>53619787
shartism

>>53619787
Pego and Gura are not the same person