/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Story anchor.
Post 'em if you got 'em

Do you have a story you'd like to see written? Reply to this post with it! Try to be as clear and concise as possible; the better you describe your idea, the more likely it is to be picked up!

Consider forwarding your prompt to the prompt archive to keep your idea safe and alive forever! No information is gathered - it's all completely anonymous. Use the form below:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScgcr8y7I9NUta22Ni0gFvS51veG5_7XjJrVD1BvJqDtX5_sQ/viewform

Curious to see the prompt archive? Check it out here if you need a little more inspiration!
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vR5ZggiHWXX_WSqCC5bvPR2QeLFGNMTjlgk6MuxmoVdRUIepkJa7PUlJAQ5RzHkZM_hhthLLXjab9Dt/pubhtml?gid=1162270883&single=true

I was literally typing out a post when the last thread archived. 23 minutes since the last post!! What's going on with this board right now?

Also I want to have sex with Fubuki

Story recap! There... was one story posted in the last thread.

Balsa: Chapter 15:tags: medieval fantasy, (you), Botan, Watame, Civia, magic:>>53531429

Prompt recap! Last thread had a lot of new prompts. Here they are in case you missed them:

(You) get turnes into a shota, awakening hololive's talents to the pleasure of being an older sister:>>53513929

Something involving Watame where she listens to all the troubles (You) have in life and offering you advice to help you get over it and become a better person.:>>53518797

>>53535895
Weak.

I NEED to have sex with Fubuki

It is so over

>>53537056
Get in line!!

>>53537056
And I used to have sex with Fubuki...

>>53539370
Before you lost the LOTB tourney and became a washed-up used car salesman?

How do I write action scenes goodly?

>>53539531
Practice for starters. The more you write them, the more you'll pick up on little details you should adding in. There's a lot to juggle; physical sensations, sight, sound, mental/emotional reactions. Each action almost warrants you to keep all those things in mind.

>>53539531
It's important to adjust the pace of the sentences depending on how quick things happen in-universe.
A split-second action described in twenty words comes across as clunky most of the time.

>>53539713
Kinda feels like I don't get that many words to express what happens before I need to write the next action, or risk killing the fast pace.
>>53539794
I wish there were more words in the english language so that I wouldn't have to describe precisely what an action looks like in so many words.

>>53539983
Maybe a simile or metaphor can help?

>>53539447
It was rigged!

>>53539983
It's okay, some actions can be 1-2 liners. What matters is how it all connects together.

>>53539531
>>53539983
You need setup and pacing in order to write a good action scene. I'm guessing you're trying to write out a high-tension /intensity one so you're going to get forced to write about fast action and in combat plans and observations.
This might be embarrassing for you but if you want some more specific feedback you're going to have to post a snippet of your work. Especially since the standards for good action are going to differ between genres and the level of realism you put into the setting.

>>53527133
Honestly, didn't even think of the contest anchor and mini archive approach. Only real flaw I can see in it is that it doesn't really prevent multiple entries but with how easy it is to make a new email address it's not like that would have kept someone that wanted to from doing it.
Only thing you need to think up now is the submission period for the contest and how long voting will last.

Was the brief action scene in electric soldier porygon serviceable?

>>53543763
Hey can you repost the link? AA hasn't archived it yet and while I do remember reading that fic I mostly remember it for the dub gags.

>>53543939
You could always just go back several threads.

>>53543763
>>53543939
NTA, but here >>53284939

>>53543939
I think the author specifically asked not to have it archived
(though it unironically should)

>>53546557
>>53543763
Okay going over it. Man that action was really brief, I get that it's a comedy fic but man... That's barely an action scene. It was just describing actions with barely any set up or reaction to it.
Like it works in the context of the fic it's in being a gag fic but its not something that would work in a fic that needs fight scenes.

>>53548955
No

>>53543763
First, for the story in general, since you were going for a "bad 4kids dub" feeling, I think some of that is attributable to that, but outside of the dialogue there is a certain stiltedness to the prose that I think you could have minimized while retaining the same ambiance. The story was still really funny and a nice read, especially all the little silly localizations you slipped in there.
Regarding the fighting sequence itself, I can only offer my own perspective (and I'm not a very good writer), so do take it with a spoon of salt. In general, I think if you want the fight to be a highlight I think it needs a bit more time to be set up, let the tension stretch the air taut, before the release of the action. Let Fionna and Kimberley circle one another, throwing another line of bantz while eyeing each other's weapons and fighting stance. Over detailing is often a problem with fights, but if the action is as brief as here, I think you can afford to elaborate more. For example, here the reason why Fionna's stomach hurts is a bit confusing, since there no mention of Kimberley actually initiating an attack.
Writing more is the best practice! Fighto, anon!

>>53552132
>Fionna's stomach hurts is a bit confusing, since there no mention of Kimberley actually initiating an attack.
NTA but a 4kids dub would censor something like that... Though even they would still let some action happen on-screen.

>>53552962
Ohh I understand the intention now. I think that's clever if so, but shining some kind of spotlight upon the gag would serve it better I think. This way it is readily interpreted humorously instead of possibly being confusing. A sentence highlighting a jarring transition from Fionna deflecting Olivia's attack to being bent over in agony would work.

>>53531429
I like this story so far, and while I think your writing could benefit from proofreading and better sentence structure (mainly in the previous chapters), you've got me anticipating what happens next.

>>53539531
How do I write a fight scene goodly but from a spectator's perspective?

>>53553905
Just write "they moved too fast for the eye to follow", that instantaneously makes any fight good.

>>53553905
Brief descriptions of each opponent's action. Focus on what's important/noticeable even if it's fast.

>>53543444
I mean hey, if someone likes the contest enough to write multiple stories for it I think that’s grand.

>>53553905
Have some stakes or reason for the spectator to be invested in the fight. Then have spectator-san be the one to do the necessary shilling and explanation for what's going on. Other than that you could also have them try to survive the aftershock of what's happening or have them monologue about plot events.
Also consider having cuts to the perspective of the one fighting.

Anons, I feel like all the "writing advice" material I find insists "NEVER FUCKING USE ADVERBS AND ADJECTIVES, RETARD. REPLACE THEM WITH STRONGER VERBS". I'd like to know, when the hell do you use them, then?

>>53555130
You use them when they feel right to you. The reason beginner writers get told to not use them is because they throw them in like a pianist that just learned a new lick. There's nothing inherently wrong with using them just don't overuse them.

>>53555130
I'll echo what the other anon said. Adverbs are okay to use, especially if the action the character is doing isn't really important enough to be given a full description. The inverse, where you use descriptions for every single action a character does, can be just as hard to read as a dialogue peppered with adverbs.
So yeah, to reiterate, just use adverbs when you feel the action you're describing isn't important enough for a full description (and you'll develop a sense of this as you continue writing).

>>53555130
I've never seen anyone say not to use adjectives. People say not to use too many adverbs because it leads to less descriptive writing. So when should you use them? When you don't need to be very descriptive, I suppose.

>>53555686
>>53556259
>>53556476
Solid advice anons, framing it as "use them when it doesn't deserve a full description" helps me get it. Thanks.

>>53556944
Yeah, that's about right. The problem with some writers in general (especially beginners) is that they use adverbs as a crutch, mostly due to having a limited vocabulary (I know because I was like this. Even now I'm still like this to some degree).
What helped me stop relying on adverbs was the age-old adage of reading more stuff, on top of having other people point out to me that I've been using them too much. That's why getting feedback for your writing is crucial; other people will see things you would've never noticed otherwise.

For those who it may concern:
Botan fetishes: Dom-Sub Switch, Friend's Mom, Womb Tattoo
Marine fetishes: NTR, Breast Milk, Verbal Abuse

>>53559231
>Dom-Sub Switch
the fuck is this tho

>>53559231
>>53559295
She wrote riba, which from my quick investigation seems to be a gay thing, not domination loss. Sad.

>>53559295
Botan being the top and her partner the bottom, and then after orgasm/something happening her partner becomes the top and she the bottom

>>53559231
>Friend's Mom
I see Botan's into some very well aged white fox too.

>>53559231
>NTR
Disgusting...

>>53543444
The only other problem I can think of is how the thread will work. I'd prefer to put the contest announcement and some details in the OP itself, but I don't know how cooperative the guy who makes the threads is going to be. Putting the contest stuff in a post after the thread is up can work, but I can't guarantee I'll be here for the beginning of every thread.

>>53561290
If you make a good format to copy-paste over to every thread during the context period then I'm sure people like me will be willing to put it into the next thread while the context is ongoing.

>>53561842
Sounds good to me.

>>53559231
Going to your friends house to play, meet his lion mother, she asks you to help comb her mane.

>>53559231
Friend's mom? That makes Botan look gay

>>53535891
>(You) wake up on a normal day and go about your business.
>But to your surprise, your family says they don't know you. Instead, they insist that you're some girl, and they demand to know where their son is.
>You don't know whether or not this a prank; in your eyes, you've looked like how you always had.
>But your family throws you out of the house, threatening to call the police.
>When you go to your friends, they're shocked to see that they're being visited by their favorite chuuba (who happens to be your favorite too).
>It seems that you've turned into a chuuba, but somehow you're the only one who's not seeing it.
>Not even looking at a mirror or taking a photograph of yourself reveals anything - you really just look like what you've always had.
>How did this happen? Which chuuba do you actually look like? And what do they have to do with all of this?

>>53565700
Maybe she self inserts as the mom who eats poor Shota-kun.

>>53559231
>Marine: NTR
Time to kill her off

>>53568092
Cry more

Any know any stuff similar to this story and its sequels?
https://docs.google.com/document/u/3/d/e/2PACX-1vQ4k039ndoAN0RM79oJH9mRB9rTBQRUnmsSrVCEGtxPUuADAZ_Pz7Vqgwm4cDtvi9FQ1c3hbZkG7cVv/pub
Tl;dr summary is Kiara rapes a KFP employee (You) and basically Stockholm Syndromes you into loving her while she continues to manipulate you. I really loved how kissy and I guess sensual the sex was written even though it was rape.
Checked the reverse rape tag in the archive but there's not much.

>>53570210
For a vaguely similar dynamic Festival of Sensations is a pretty good fic.
It's been a long time since I've read it but the matsuri 'relationship' in it might tickle the same feelings.

>>53559795
Sounds like a good threesome.

Here's the archive and info page I made for the writing contest. I'm still figuring out the formatting of rentry so bear with me.
https://rentry.org/WGWC

Any thoughts or suggestions on the rules and stuff? I feels a little short to me.

>>53571947
Honestly the rules look fine. While the anons arguing for a word count maximum do have a point, practically no one's going to write an entire fucking novel in the month it takes to reach the submission deadline.

>>53571947
This is great, anon! When do we begin advertising the contest?

>>53571947
Seems weird to have a contest with no central theme. Even if it's incredibly vague there should still be something.

>>53571947
Does the chuuba need to be the protagonist, or can they just be an important character in the narrative?

>>53571947
>>53572649
I don't think there needs to be a theme, but the contest should have a catchier title. "Writing Contest" is so dry.

>>53572649
Honestly there probably should but keep in mind this entire contest is a scheme to hunt for new blood interested in writing vtuber fanfiction. We're kind of deliberately casting the net as wide as possible for the first one.
>>53572766
How about The /vt/ Writing Contest of Power...
Yeah I can't really think of a snappy title for all this. How about we have the winner decide the title of the next writing contest? They would have clearly proven that they're creative enough by the time they've won.

>>53572713
Makes no sense to cut out all the Anon as protagonist fics

>>53572713
I mean current rules as written (and probably as intended)
>Your story must star a vTuber in some way or form.
Is pretty much any story as long as it features a vtuber.
Only clarification I'd say needs to be amended to that would be to clarify that it has be a real vtuber and not a fictional one.

>>53572863
I think having some kind of prompt is probably helpful for new writers. Obviously we all have a document with 100 ideas waiting to be written, but someone who hasn't written anything will probably see "write anything you want", be head empty and then close the tab. Maybe include some basic prompt suggestions to get their noggins jogging?

>>53570667
Thanks for the rec, I'll give it a look.

>>53573775
Don't bother, it's a commission.

I like the idea of optional prompts to use, and a link to the prompt archive.
I'd also like a cool contest name, but I haven't found one yet.

>>53572267
I agree, as people said before the time limit is the soft word cap.
>>53572545
Not 100% sure yet, we still need to iron a few things out. But if everyone's ok with the dates I've put in the rentry then we can begin the shilling on the 25th of this month.
>>53572649
It's tough. I can see both sides of the argument here. Giving the writers a theme to stick to might restrict them and make any new writers not bother, but the same could happen when they can't think of anything because there's too much freedom. Do you (or any other Anons) have some suggestions that aren't too restricting? Something vague or easily up for interpretation.
Maybe we can have a few simple themes, as in multiple that the writers can follow.
>>53572713
We can stick with the rules we've been using for this thread. As long as you don't write a full 10k word story with nothing but OCs and then say at the end, "Oh and Okayu was there too I guess", it qualifies.
>>53572766
So like /hfz/ did with "Lord of the Board"? Not a bad idea. Maybe something like "/wg's/ writer of /vt/".
...Fuck. Yeah, that doesn't roll off the tongue very well. Hopefully someone can come up with a good name soon. If not I'm ok with sticking to /wg/'s 2023 writing contest.

>>53574087
I wanted to say 'Lord of the Letters' but nah

>>53574087
Wait, I got it. How about "/wg/'s Fanfiction Fiesta?" Eh? Eh?

>>53574087
I vote no theme. Themes restrict scope by nature. The goal is taking in new writers
If we do end up doing a theme though, I suggest it be something really broad, like "Summer", interpeted however you wish.

>>53574087
Well if you need something broad but not too broad you could use this list of a 1000 words I used when I first started to make that word of the thread before moving onto another pdf with tables. >https://files.catbox.moe/jso21t.pdf

>>53574087
>>53574502
If we're considering a theme, my vote's for "hot sweaty sex with Fubuki".

what digimon could you see council with

Hard mode: no Royal knights, Olympus 12, or Demon lords.

>>53575787
Bae get's chuumon

>>53574087
"Chuuba Fiction (CF)"
Instead of science fiction. Get it? ha

Optional themes are best if you want to maximize participation. They give people looking for inspiration something to work with but don't shut down anyone who had an idea of their own.
You could make a themed and a free-for-all category in the future, but I'm not sure the number of entries would support it.

>>53574087
What if there was a theme but it was only a recommendation instead of a requirement? Or maybe there could be a seperate category for fics that follow the suggested theme?

>>53576763
What about three categories? Smut, non-smut, and theme?

>>53576645
This seems like a good option too, but having half the writers adhere to a theme while the other half is a free-for-all doesn't feel right when they're in the same voting pool.
>>53576763
Same as I said before, but maybe we could make it a separate category.

How about instead of SFW and NSFW being the two categories, we go with "stories that follow a theme(s)" and then a free-for-all category? This way we still have two categories, but now any story can have smut in it. Thoughts?

>>53576930
I'm not sure if we'll have enough participants for three categories, and then there's the problem of whether or not themed stories can have sex or not.

>>53577155
I mean this kind of runs into two problem. The first what theme to even pick? Since as much as your goin to make it sound optional it's going to affect whoever is going to throw their hat in the ring.
The second is the fact that this is kind of running away from the original idea of this being a contest to try and fish out new blood from all over /vt/.

>>53577579
Like I said though, we'll add the free-for-all category for people that don't want to adhere to any themes.

>>53577579
Yeah, personally I think we should scrap the idea of themes instead of adding on a bunch of confusing rules. Look at Kronii's fanfiction contest. Nobody here gave a shit because there were too many limitations.
Also, by the time we're finishing arguing over the right theme, half the people will no longer want to participate.

>>53577579
>>53577894
I don't see a problem with a theme if there's a category that allows you to ignore it. One category for a theme and one category for no theme, that's the best compromise we're going to find.
Besides, SFW and NSFW didn't make for very interesting categories anyway, so replacing them with these two is better imo.

>>53578155
I thought the separation wasn't there for interest but for keeping it fair. Smut would very obviously take over any category it's in by nature. So the obvious way to keep it all fair was to make sure there's two separate categories.

Themes wouldn't even have to be part of the rules if they're optional and just there for inspiration - they could be part of a short guide on what to do.
It might sound silly to those with experience, but a short guide on what to consider when planning a story and how to start out writing might be helpful for newcomers, both because of the information in it and the psychological effects of having something to lean on instead of being left to their own devices after reading the announcement. If they don't know what to do, chances are they'll just go on with browsing the board instead of sitting and thinking about what they could write for a minute.

>>53578386
I like this idea. A theme for those who want it

I don't think themes are that limiting, especially if they're broad/vague and there's a few of them. If not, I guess we could link the prompt archive to the info page, that might solve the problem of inspiration. If I get time I'll submit a few to it as well.

>>53559479
Now THIS, this is hag breeding.

Ok, it's going to be tough for everyone to be in agreement, but I think what >>53578386 said is a good way to go about things. I can add to the info page a short section on tips for planning a story and things that can inspire ideas, such as some optional themes and maybe the pompt archive.

>>53578386
True, true - the important thing is to at least give something to beginners to read and start thinking 'can I do this?'

>>53559479
Her Partner? Me and Watame

>>53579438
You reminded me of that unarchived "Watame brings you to a hotel room to breed Botan"

>>53574087
Fox Fuckers Fanfiction Contest!
/wg/'s fanfiction funhouse.
Chuuba fiction showdown.

>>53580520
Would it be too presumptuous to call this event "/vt/'s Showdown of Writers"?

For contest name I like /vt/'s Greatest Author. Or maybe The Search for /vt/'s Greatest Author.

>>53581176
I think so, at least by calling it "/vt/s'" instead of "/wg/'s"
At any rate, I'm rooting for >>53574271

>>53581388
The purpose of the contest is to draw new blood in. Greatest author could be something separate, maybe along the lines of making a list of fics for newcomers to read.
Maybe something like "Don't know what to read? Check out the thread's favorite fics!"

>>53581408
Fiesta is overused.

>>53581500
We decided early on that /wg/'s veterans are still allowed to participate, right? That would make it a proper competition, even if the main goal is to attract new writers.

>>53581603
Of course!

What if every submission to the contest also submits a title for the writing contest alongside their entry?
Then the winner of the contest retroactively has the canon name for the contest with their submission.

>>53581823
Eh, sounds kinda pointless. I think it would be better to decide on a name first so people know what they're participating in.

If it's supposed to be an actual board-wide contest it should have a title referring to the whole board, even if /wg/ is the hosting/organizing thread. Just like /hfz/ was the origin and logistical center of Lord of the Board but didn't put itself in the name - that would make it look like a thread-internal affair.

>>53581603
Yup, but post your submission anonymously.
I wonder how anyone will be able to claim the work as their authorial alias, though. Through email, it's easy enough, but not through anchoring. Submission form?

>>53582133
I mean we're all submitting this via gdocs or rentry. Both of those allow editing the document so it's not like it hard to claim who you are via editing in a post number in there either as you post or after you win.

>>53582133
What do you mean? As in if AA for example were to submit a story to the competition and try to prove ownership? He could just say it's his, and if anyone contests that he can write something at the top of his document since everyone is hosting their own stories.

>>53582217
>>53582265
Oh true, I didn't think about editing after the fact.

>>53581947
I agree with this. I have some ideas that might help:
>/vt/ Writes! The Ultimate Fiction Write-Off! or /vt/ Writes! The Ultimate Fiction Face-Off!
>/vt/ Writing Challenge
>/vt/ Literary Showdown or The Great /vt/ Literary Showdown
>/vt/'s Writing Rumble: Pen It to Win It! (or just /vt/'s Writing Rumble)
>/vt/'s Prose Palooza
>Write or Riot! The /vt/ Writing Challenge
>/vt/ Wordsmith War
I think I can squeeze a few more title ideas out of my brain but these are the ones I have for now

>>53583315
I do really like '/vt/ Writing Rumble'

Botan is looking for someone to take Towa's anal virginity. Can you help her out?

>>53583315
Don't worry anon, AI can make up some more shit
>/vt/'s Fiction Face-Off: The Pen Is Mightier Than the Sword
>/vt/'s Literary Battle Royale
>/vt/'s Write-Off: The Ultimate Showdown of the Pen Masters
>/vt/'s Prose Smackdown
>/vt/'s Word War
>/vt/'s Great Literary Brawl
>The /vt/ Writing Challenge: Who Will Be the Next Great Author?
>/vt/'s Fiction Gauntlet: The Ultimate Test of Your Writing Skills
>/vt/'s Writing Inferno: The Heat Is On!

>>53583315
I also like '/vt/ Writing Rumble'
All in favor? Then we just need to shill it on different generals with an invitation to participate.

>>53583578
Wow, technology sure is amazing...

>>53583548
...It's hard being an ass-man who's not into anal

>>53581947
>>53583315
If it's board-wide then putting /vt/ in the title makes the most sense.

>>53583602
Me, I'm in favor of /vt/ Writing Rumble. Drives the sense that it's still a contest, but it's not too intimidating and sounds fun

>>53583602
I prefer /vt/'s literary showdown, but I guess we can leave it to the organizer.

>>53583602
>All in favor? Then we just need to shill it on different generals with an invitation to participate.
Well, after the announcement+rules+writing guide are complete. And I don't mind /vt/ Writing Rumble, but let's leave some more time for suggestions.

>>53583548
Only if she has an enema and as long as Botan doesn't decide to join in.

>>53583548
Training Towa's ass...
Making her wear buttplugs in public...

>>53583548
are you sure it's not gonna be botan herself?
that botan marine stream was just her describing numerous traits of towa and name dropping her repeatedly for what she has a fetish of

>>53583315
Throwing in another vote for the 'writing rumble' one.

>>53560903
Anon you'll just make her hornier by degrading her

>>53584329
Towa gets all the chicks man it's not fair

>>53583637
This image is so hot, and not even because of the tatoo. Her belly and the way her top covers her tits is just perfect.

>>53584976
Can you blame them? Look at this semen demon.

>>53583637
This photo makes me feel things.
Things like... writing a fic... about running a tongue up Towa's belly...

>>53584976
Skill issue

I'm looking forward to Towa's group performance in HoloSummer.

>>53585328
>>53585701
>>53586024
The best way to solve this issue is to fuck Towa. Score a cute babe and BTFO all the women trying to get in at the same time

Should we hold a board-wide title writing competition to decide the title of our writing competition?

>>53583602
I’d personally cast my vote for
>Word War One - /vt/'s first Writing Rumble
but simply Writing Rumble is fine by me, too. Furthermore, I‘d prefer it if we had at least a very vague theme like ”the worst day if your life“ or something. It’s half the fun to see in which direction different authors would push a prompt like this and this way, there‘d be at least a common denominator in all participating stories.
Just from this prompt alone you could write
>fluff - meeting your favorite chuuba at a low point in life and falling in love
>add an optional helping of sex and you have smut/nsfw
>tragedy - same as above but with an unhappy ending
>horror - self explanatory, it’s the worst day of your life
>nsfw/abuse/rape - as seen above
you get my point. I’m sure there could be a theme that doesn’t limit the participants too much. And there SHOULD be a bit of a challenge beside wordcount alone.

>>53586024
I call this group "Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Sex, Towa".

>>53586632
Also what I scream when I jack off in the morning

>>53586424
I like the way you think.

I'm gonna win this competition. Sorry anons, I've already started work on my masterpiece. This is over before it even started.

>>53535891
After being defeated by Kronii you find your memories slowly getting rewritten as she goes back in time to rape you all across your life. Your thoughts and body readjusting with each instance of her raping you echoing through the timeline.

I'm going offline for a few hours, but I'll update the rentry with whatever rules and titles we decide on sometime later.

>>53583744
I personally prefer Literary Showdown but it seems that Writing Rumble is more popular, which I'm fine with.

Adding some basic prompts does help. Me personally I would direct them straight to the prompt archive.

>>53589385
That might be a bit overwhelming. There's quite a few prompts of varying length and quality in there.

>>53586592
I'm in favor of Word War One as well.

>>53589385
Why not both?

>>53587502
Hot

>>53587502
>Your wife dissappears because the party where you met is instead the one where Kronii drugged (You) and raped you in a closet
>a scar from an accident that happened while you were doing stupid stuff with your buddies is replaced with an 'O.K' carved in after Kronii 'saved' you and decided she deserved a reward for it
>Suddenly have a warrant for your arrest for a dozen unpaid Indecent Exposure fines because Kronii kept forcing herself on you in public

Like dawn comes after night, there's now so much activity and fruitful discussion after the board going super speed and cutting the last /wg/ editions short! I love it.

What's a good story for when you need to unclog your testicles?

>>53593566
High density comet always gets me going

It's currently 5,000,000 degrees outside with 80% humidity. My head hurts and my brain feels like it's shutting down. I want to work on my fic so fucking bad, but I can't seem to get my brain to function, let alone slip into the mindset of the character. Do you guys have any advice for how to unfuck my mind?

Guys. I have terrible news.
Hololive has a vault. When a chuba graduates they put everything that chuba owned in the vault and never attend to those items again.
THAT INCLUDES MASCOTS!!!
After Sana left they locked Yatagarasu in the vault and left him to die of starvation.
WE NEED TO SAVE HIM ANONS!!!
So that is why I come here today with a proposal.
I want to gather a crew of very special people with very special skills.
The door to the vault is guarded by Omegatroon itself so I can't just take any random schmuck to this suicide mission.

>>53594523
>>53594647
What’s with these stupid ass posts?

>>53594647
Sounds like you will need three wizard lizards.

>>53594679
>stupid ass posts
Wanting help getting into the right headspace to write when in a shitty situation is a stupid ass post?

>>53594858
Yes since you’re just exaggerating at this point.

>>53594980
Do you have an answer to get into the right headspace?

>>53594523
Develop a sweat fetish and imagine your oshi is in the room suffering the same way

>>53594523
>It's currently 5,000,000 degrees outside with 80% humidity.
Why are you outside writing in the first place? Just go inside, turn the AC on and get to writing. Why did you need to have anonymous strangers to tell you this when even children know to do this?

>>53594523
If you can't focus enough to write specifics you could lie down and just imagine the story and how it might go in your head. It's much easier and can even benefit from having an unfocused, wavering mind.

>>53594980
>>53595062
esl-chama...

>>53594679
I would rather see a dozen pre-fics than another soulless un-prompt

>>53594647
Take me, I have experience with dangerous rescue missions (pic related)

>>53595112
I don't see why how I'm wrong. I'm currently keeping myself cool with using an Indoor Black Box Fan I got at Lowes for like 30 dollars.

>>53595346
I just use one of those cheap desk fan for when it gets too hot in my room. It manages to do the job for me.

>>53594523
I could not imagine living in a place with that much humidity. R.I.P. anon.

>>53595240
>Paparat w/ Holorifle vs 7500 horny feral brrats

>>53535891
>I(Blue) join Hololive to tear off Omega's mechanical arm and put it on my wall like a hunting trophy.
>I am going to need help for this...
>Who hates this company the most? Hmm...
>No can't bother watching sctreams. I have to bring in my own guys.
>(Red) A girl who can basically turn into Hellboy but with both arms rock hard.
>(Pink) A vampire who snorts crack through her eyeballs.
>Me who just stole a sword that gives me lightning powers.
>And cousin Alex. He plays a lot of fortnite. Might be useful who knows.(his codename is Yellow but everyone just calls him Alex)
>First we need to find out where the faggot lives.
>We fly to Japan(I throw on the plane because it's my first plane ride ever and I have motion sickness.)
>We break into the Hololive headquarters.
>Crackhead Vampire girl mind controls A-chan into giving us the location.
>Botan Notices us. She and Cousin Alex have a sniper duel.
>Cousin Alex loses immediately because he cant chugjug or crack 90s in real life.
>I ask Red to throw me with all ber strength towards the building Botan is shooting from.
>I land and easily clap her because my sword is bigger than her Rambo knife.
>I am about to slash her throat but some yandere snow elf teleports behind me and asks very politely to let go of her friend.
>I refuse.
>She puts me in a block of ice and leaves with Botan.
>Red breaks me free and says we got the info we need.
>First phase of the plan complete.


>Second phase of the plan begins.
>Incapacitate all those who would fight to protect Omega from us.
>Alright guys! So... Wait... I NEED TO STREAM!!?!?!
>I do some scuffed TF2. Ol'd reliable.
>Don't even read the chat. I didn't join hololive to make friends. But to tear that faggot's arm off and put it on ny wall.
>Alright guys! SO! Pink you read the minds of those two right?
>*Flashback scene of Lamy carrying a bloody Botan*
>*Pink leaps from the shadows and catches Lamy*
>*Lamy and Botan have their minds read for any info about Omega*
>Pink: They don't even know who that is.
>....wat?
>Pink: They have no ideea bro.
>Alright. So it's only the EN side that even knows he exists. That makes it easier.
>Pink. You take that old fag who's off his meds half the time. And Mr. Hands.
>Alex. You take the brotubers. If they're just as autistic as you, perfect.
>Red you take the rest of the homos.
>I'll handle the clock woman.
>Red: Wait wait wait... Why do we investigate only one on the female branch?
>Nobody gives a shit about the men in this company. If we fuck it up people won't see it as a big deal.
>After the investigations are done we conclude our findings.
>The holo EN girls either don't remember Omega or don't give a shit about him.
>The homos like him.
>The management and higher-ups know he exists but don't bother to help him.

>Red can put all the homos in the hospital by herself. I don't have to worry about them.
>Alex you're useless anyway. Keep an eye on the girls. If any of them as much as mention Omega's name you shoot them. Got it?
>Yellow: No?
>Perfect
>Management won't even know we will be there so we don't have to worry.
>Phase 2 is complete.

>>53595045
ToT child sweat

>>53597856
Go away pedo.

>>53597959
It's not my fault you posted that slutty child

I can't decide whether to write a paizuri fic about
>Mori "needs four sports bras to contain her massive jiggly milkers" Calliope
or
>Ouro "tits so big that they have their own depth of field" Kronii

>>53593566
Shrunken Troubles, definitely. I've busted one too many nuts to it, though - starting to lose its impact.

>>53598763
Why don’t you think it over the.

>>53598521
That's not me, I'm in total agreement of Kobo's slutty child status

>>53598763
I'm partial to Mori, and she'd definitely be the one more willing to at least try it, but either of them sounds nice

>>53599147
why is this child such a huge slut

>>53599311
She knows what her brattiness entails, most kusogakis don't go unraped for very long

>>53599775
You know it’s an act, right?