/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

my smol wive!

my beeg wive!

https://twitter.com/021_shiro/status/1680590540432347136

>>53583444
Wawa feet

Kiara you should know why rapefugees flooding your country is a bad thing .

Kiara exploded...

>>53584412
Yeah, on my face.

I love my cute orange dork who just came over on a boat into America.

>>53583444
I love Takanashi Kiara

Watching her go for this swing is excruciating

>>53585401
this is exactly what I thought would happen
you would think after 3 fucking years KFP would know Kiara a bit but they just gotta force their memes into the stream...

>>53585401
I knew nothing about the swing before she did it, and I had fun.
I never get frustrated by Kiara trying something the wrong way, I don't know.

>>53585828
I'm just enjoying Kiara being a dumbass

>>53585828
Congrats, you don't have autism.

listening to Reine's post-3D superchat reading and kind of weirdly proud to hear KFP names leaving nice messages. birds are just the best!

>comes home after a long day of police brutality and collateral damage
>just wants to pet cats and watch the Marvelous Ms. Mazel on TV
She's a model police officer. I'm glad she's protecting the city.

>>53585828
wawa LOVE, it is the only true way

>>53586540
Following the precedent of all female cops, Kiara shoots first.

I know she'd never do it, but Kiara smoking weed would probably be hilarious

>>53586777
I feel like you could easily convince her to have sex with (you) when she's high. You can make her giggle and make her feel all girly

>>53586777
Apparently it's common not to get high from trying weed the first time. I certainly tried when I visited Canada (smoking pipe, not a blunt), and I felt nothing. And don't tell me I didn't inhale enough because my lungs were on fucking fire from that shit.

>>53586538
Birds are the best. Love birds

>>53581354
I kneel Kiarys bros

>>53586777
Wawa should try CBD for all her body pain.

>stairs up
>"Is this the way up?"
>turns around
at least she knows she is stupid

I don't understand. Why would she think that 5 is hot, and 5 also makes it cold at the same time?

Kiara's AC is dumber than Kiara herself! It was not her fault for once!

KFP, your oshi, I think she's ...

>>53588438
set it on hot and on 5, gives most heat
set it on cold and on 5, gives the least cold - but setting it on cold and on 1 gives the most heat
there is no logic there
she was not actually heating her apartment in summer

>>53588495
So there's a button for hot or cold, and then there is also a switch for 1 to 5?

>>53588438
I don't get what kind of thermostat this supposed to be.
KrautFP, picture doko?
>>53588495
If that's the case, yeah, this wasn't Kiara's fault unless we want to shit on her for not troubleshooting it for some reason. Where I'm at, thermostats are always in degrees, not dimensionless units.

Watching her play like the clueless chimkn makes me want to replay IV out of habit for the 5th time, really love the game

Kiara should fight with a sword instead.

>>53588774
enjoy your stay, be sure to have fun and don't get too annoyed at her being dumb

I offer my body to the fire bird.
But for sexual purposes only

>>53588438
She thought 5 means "full power" or whatever, so max heat in the winter and max cold in the summer. Yes, it's stupid, but to be fair, Kiara isn't the only one thinking this, you wouldn't believe how many retarded normies I've seen who don't understand what the 1-5 numbers on heating valves actually mean and do, it's probably more than half of the population.
Of course this whole problem could be avoided in the first place if you just got thermostats that display the actual target temperature degrees.

Oh, and the "they told me the cooling would come from the ceiling, but it doesn't, hurrdurr.." thing is also kinda fucked up. She either doesn't know if she has AC evaporator units indoors or ducts from which the cold air is piped, or she has been living with an existing but broken AC all this time. Either way, that's something she should immediately clear up with whoever is administrating her apartment, they would either explain to her where the AC is and how it works, or she could notify them that it's broken and get it fixed. But you know how retarded she can be about these things..

>>53589017
Cute bird brained retard kiwawa

Why is her smg gold sometimes?

Imagine how many of her tech problems, household problems and fitness problems could be solved if she just had a big strong boyfriend around.
Guess I'll have to be it, no need to thank me bros.

Wan lo.

>>53583444
I don't watch Kiara but damn that loading screen is good effort. I remember staring at it for like maybe 2 minutes or so because I was running GTA4 on a C2D.. also for some reason the box had a 3+ rating on it rather than 18+.

And don't forget to check those digits!

man, Kiara is terrible at this game today

>fission mailed
Havent heard that one in more than a decade.

>>53590350
It's called "content".

>>53590350
To be fair it's a bit jank

The Ahnuld joke wouldnt land if she said it in japanese.

Just found out she's playing my favorite game of all time, any highlights from part 1?

>>53590750
she should have said it in Austrian

>>53590812
Lots of titty mentions. She was pretty unhinged, went to a strip club, shot a dudes dick off.

is this her first playthrough afawk?

>>53591045
Yeah, first time playing.

>>53590812

>>53591107
kek

>>53590812
here's two:
https://twitter.com/ENVTubersOOC/status/1680396639825977344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODY2ZBYPB3U

But i want to sing a german song.

>>53591314
well then just do it?

>>53591440
I want to sing a KIARA song in german.

>>53591107
>didn't even get clipped
Why are clippers like this

>>53591542
https://youtu.be/BopuOmMKEGU

Ah finally, gta sexo muzaks

>>53591663
I saw a clip of the stip club but it got taken down

>>53591663
Probably because it was too short of a moment. There are a couple on twitter clips though.

https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1680632616825901056?t=HjrLrdvcp_78ADBPEPHWAg&s=19

Fuck relatives, nothing but trouble.

>>53591672
This'll do.

>>53591943
purty

Pigeons rule.

has she struggled with any mission(s) in particular?

>>53592229
the tailing mission she did half an hour ago

>>53592229
Just the tailing one at the start of this stream.
She's had retries but the that was the first one that gave her actual trouble.

Great porting, cockstar

Yes, Kiara, I will!

ANAL FOR EVERYONE

I really love this dorky lunatic.

>>53592365
>>53592391
bet she'll struggle w Puerto Rican connection and No. 1

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1680645156507189248
the tweet she is talking about - send 4 minutes ago

LMAO

yeah, mine
https://streamable.com/j5lqjp

>>53593992
>loudest Kiara streamable

>i'm gay now
I had no idea she was, if only there was some telling signs...

>>53593992
>>53594189

>>53594472
Don't post that here

she is so bad

>>53594472
This anon lacks critical information. Nobody tell him

OOOO ME BAWLS

Kiara laughing at my balls (I like it)

Good thing Kiara has never seen actual balls before, so you could convince her your fucked up testes are actually totally normal and how it's supposed to look like, and she'd be none the wiser!

Or when all else fails, just make fun of her fucked up pussy shape instead. Doesn't even matter if it's true or not, all girls are super self conscious about their shape and think of themselves as the only weird one and everybody else being porn-perfect, so with the right insult you'll give her trauma that'll live rent free in their heads and give her body-image and intimacy issues for life! Don't ask me how I know this

Brucie would be a 1 million sub holostar

>>53596341
Kiara aint a virgin, I would be surprised if there was a single virgin in the whole of Hololive, they are all adult women.

>>53596437
Brucie just came ten years too early, today he'd be one of those hypebeast influencer gurus on social media.

Brucie reminds me of a more unhinged Tyler1.

>>53591036
As expected of a yuri girl

>>53596522
You can have sex without seeing balls

>>53596522
>Kiara aint a virgin,
>source: the voices in my head

>>53596688
What did you expect, an AV?

>>53596688
>source
her own posts on her twitter and facebook newfriendchama

>>53596688
Please stop asking for RMT posting bullshit. The Kiara schizo is still active on the KFP split.

>>53596782
Yeah.

>>53596782
>>53596908
>pretending she made twitter and facebook posts that validate all your rats but you can't post them here they're real though just trust me bro
I frankly feel insulted that you think you can trick me that easily.

>>53596908
I'm sure the eggs are being respectful and holding back these posts huh

>>53597128
Shut the fuck up with the RMT shit. Stop asking people to break the rules. Fuck off to catalog with this shit.

>>53586777
I feel like she'd get way too anxious and not try it again if she got pressured into doing it. She'd really, really want to do it herself. Maybe just a quick hit from a joint. May not like a blunt because of the tobacco, and a gummy may scare her because that's like a 2 hour high.
>>53587036
Were you actually burning it correctly? I feel you to some degree, felt nothing the first few times but more than like taking huge puffs that make you cough, it's about inhaling deep and releasing. So i attribute the lack of sensation to not really knowing how to smoke it properly.

>>53597128
Fine. Here's your proof. Her used up uterus.

>>53596604
He was the original Tyler1 with a sprinkle of Elpresador

>>53597201
Suck my balls you gay retard lmao. I'm just having fun with the schizo because Kiara's virginity status is genuinely unknown and all he can do is make shit up.

>>53597343
Fuck off with RMT shit.

>>53597235
Wow she's more duck than chicken

>>53597230
They told me to inhale deep and keep it inside for a few seconds before exhaling, which is what i did.

>schizo talking to himself

>>53597343
Tried too hard, here is your >you

>>53597387
Nah, you fuck off. I haven't said a word about RMT shit, you smoothbrained delusional homosexual. Take your meds.

>>53597459
Completely sober when you did it? I think it was until the third time I smoked I felt it, granted I always did it after a few beers.
But yeah, sounds like you were told how to do it correctly.

>>53596522
She tap woman, that`s important

Someone remember that "I need some fresh titties" just now for soundposts later

>>53597643
No, she tao men

There's a Fever Night dance?

>>53597603
> I haven't said a word about RMT shit
>virginity status is genuinely unknown

Why don't you kill yourself you self replying faggot. Fuck off to catalog.

It's kinda funny that Kiara's trying to set the mood when her usual picks for unarchived karaoke are much more likely to be playing at a strip club than jazz.

>>53597866
Show me those strip clubs where they play Hello Project teenie bops, KPop and 00's whitegirlcore, I wanna go there

Nice thread KFPniggers.

>I like the birthmark on your tit
Hmmm

>>53597786
she danced it for last year's birthday along with all her other originals, right?

>>53597976
Who do you think was stripping at those clubs a few years back? Girls who would listen to 00's whitegirlcore. They'd just stick the 'club' treatment on it and call it a day.

>>53598079

>>53597665

Sexy orange woman

>>53597819
>virginity status is genuinely unknown
That statement isn't RMT shit, you mentally deficient turbofaggot
>you self replying faggot
But Anon, I'm only replying to you. Are you accusing me of being you? I was only kidding about the meds before but I think you might actually need some
>Fuck off to catalog.
Nah suck a dick

>>53598335

>>53598289
I prefer cute most of the time, but sexy is good too. It's funny watching Kiara get kinda sexual in content with this GTA. I don't remember her actively searching out strip clubs, but I guess it never really gave you a reason in 5.

>>53598335
you're both annoying retards but you're instigating anon, just stop, what's the point, no one is forcing you to be an annoying autist, just be a quiet one

I hope she's got more dance music tracks in her upcoming album, Sparks is really good.

>>53598404
Mindbroke you without even trying. I'm too strong.

>>53598434
>you're instigating anon
No I'm not. Unless by "instigating" you mean "fucking your mom" in which case I totally am

It really isn't the same without the radio music, it helps sell the atmosphere of 00s recession era NY
https://youtu.be/F-pr84KGINw

>>53598541
anon do you listen to yourself when you speak

>>53598657
Yeah it makes my dick hard

>>53598405
Much like the dominatrix side quest in Yakuza, I don't really like actual sexy time shit, it weirds me out, but taken ironically it's funny.

>>53327384
here you go bud, bleached version
https://files.catbox.moe/ascl1g.png

>>53598882
NOOOOO THE MELATONINOOOOS THAT'S RACIIIIST
MOOOOOOOODS
they actually really do delete these from time to time

>>53598799
Games still haven't really managed to do "sexy" well anyway since it's still a pretty juvenile medium. It's either done overly cartoonish and ironic, or if the game is actually full of itself and tries to be "serious" about it, it's somehow even more cringe. I don't know if there's something inherently wrong with the medium itself, or the various kinds of writers all failing, or just the uncanny valley effect of some dead eyed plastic polygon model awkwardly mocap-gyrating that makes it so offputting.

>>53598541
ambatukam

>>53598882
that chicken on the right is sweating because he'll actually get fucked too.
By me, btw

>>53599226
Visual novels would like to have a word with you. They're usually pretty cheesy too, but every once in a while they can get away with it.

my uneducated oshiwife...

>>53599117
>they actually really do delete these from time to time
yeah, but we also have a few jannies here with...questionable loyalty towards individual corpos and fanbases so the general quality of moderation is objectively subpar

I would hate it if one would think this is some act of racism
It's just because I just can't self insert into a chocolate bro
I mean, I do a TON of bleached edits, (another one will be done in a few days) but what really makes me uncomfortable is when people do bleached edits and put swastikas and SS runes on the girls, turning an act of sexual practicality into a weird Political statement

>>53598882
Ayy nice
I tried to take a crack at a lighter version of that goodbye sengen paizuri from earlier I know it's closer to the commissioner's now
https://litter.catbox.moe/6tcnuu.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/d8co2q.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/jsy1ph.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/1vz0y2.png

Uh oh, Doug Hood, the only KFP to watch Wawa's shows is up! Time for a 20 minute TV tangent.

I really miss the Holotori picture in the new room...

Do you think she remembers all of the stuff he posts about? Some of it sparks memories for her, but others she just kinda humuhumus.

>>53599922
Yea any of "those" type of tattoos just makes things look trashy as fuck and disrespectful (I know it's porn but still)

>>53600332
It could be the single most interesting thing in the universe for her and she still wouldn't remember more than 30% of it at best. She probably just remembers bits and pieces.

Panko Manko

>>53600572
Nah, there's some things she forgets nothing about and has done insane research on, idols being the main one. Although I guess I take too much stock in my media that I consume whereas she usually doesn't.

missed the moment, who raided her and did she get the kikkericock

>Italian cunny chubba
new grooming target aquired

Panko is a good girl

>>53600632
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Komachi_Panko

>>53600632

PANKO MANKO

>>53600619
You only assume that because you don't actually know what she's talking about. When she starts talking about at length, there's a lot of stuff that she gets wrong or forgets by her own admission.

>>53600735
a /here/ chubba? worrying

>>53600144
>closer to the commissioner's
congrats of having exquisite taste

>>53600735
She's a /here/tuber?
I wonder if the pippa-esque jacket will trigger some fags.

>>53600638
>>53600674
>>53600688
>>53600728
>>53600735
>>53600774
>>53600793
QRD? I liked Lia when I checked out her streams

>>53600774
>>53600793
she's /here/, but that was from a room review stream

>>53600818
>QRD
Italian vtuber who likes rage games she's esl so she says dumb shit all the time.

That was a long outro with no secrets. Unusual for Wawa.

>>53600947
roru, I'll have a look

>>53600947
Pretty fluent, not really a heavy accent.
I was really hoping for another heavy accented ESL on the same level of Wawa and Reine for Kiara to add to her harem. I love when 2 ESL's talk to each other in English

https://twitter.com/OgumaShiro/status/1680673180946448384?t=Z1V9b2UaLJmL84rF7cDbRw&s=19

>>53600846
ah, that's ok - at least she isn't openly browsing /vt/ on stream

https://twitter.com/Ranoxxi/status/1680669982538059778?t=D9KT5tLrIT7qls-bIQurOw&s=19

>>53600144
Didn't even paid attention to skin color till you showed that up as that was completely out of focus of the work

>>53601255
>>53600735
>>53600735

Being "secretly" here is even worse. Because she gives off a false image to her fans when in reality she is a turbo menhera. Only disgusting degenerates like me are here. There are no normal people on this website. I don't want schizo menheras like her to influence my oshi. I hope she never shows up again

>>53601519
Lmao this website is full of turbo normalfags

>>53601519
Lots of people use 4chan. I remember when Trevor Moore (RIP) popped up on a thread and basically did a small Q&A.

I just listened to the hologra, why the fuck is her voice acting so flat ?

>>53601597
Normalfags say their opinion on twitter or whatever. The fact that you come here to hide behind anonymous says a lot. It means you know your opinion sucks and that's why you can't say it in public. You have something to hide. You are a degenerate and if you're female you are an absolute turbo menhera. The "normalfags" you speak do not come here

>>53601617
they asked for it

>>53601597
no one who wastes their time here could ever hope to be a normalfag, at most a wannabe

>>53601476
I thought it was a table at first lol

>>53600735
PANGO MANGO

cute

>>53601617
unironically watch streams, she explained that's just how they wanted it to be. She did multiple different takes and they only took those ones.

>>53602710
She had already tried to raid Kiara some time ago but she chickened out (pun not intended)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1651334764396179456

>>53602710
>Kisara
freudian slip of an ass enjoyer?

>>53602884
seems like she was interested in Kiara for a while
https://twitter.com/komachipanko/status/1595350956434153472

Always makes me feel good when someone else appreciates Kiara.

>>53603221
She’s said on stream that Korone and Kiara are her two holoive oshis iirc

>>53603326
I wonder how wet she was when she found out that Korone and Kiara almost fucked on the former's couch while watching Wednesday.

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1680686043245293575

>Thoughtt I was in Anya Petra due to the influx of panko posting
>No I am indeed in wawa
When worlds COLLIDE.

Shame about no schedule, but I get it. Especially if there would only be one stream on it.

I wonder if someone will take her out to celebrate her birthday while she's in Japan or if she's just going to spend it alone in her hotel room.

kiara seems to be developing an extended universe of nijis and small corpo members around herself. it would be neat to see her invite as many as possible to a game of amogus or gartic phone or something. I really miss the first year of Myth with all the group collabs.

>>53602710
Wow all this time I thought she didn't like her. Must have misjudged her.
Is the JP trip next week just for the summer recording?

>>53605689
A big maybe on Mori remembering it. Anyone else won't bother.

>>53605373
QRD?
>>53605740
What indies/small corpos should Kiara add to her harem? I think all the EU chuubas are no brainers.

>>53605999
Reine is still in japan too.

>>53606145
>QRD?
The Anya Petra thread is very unity, probably the only unity thread on the board and panko gets posted a lot.

>>53606175
I stand by what I said.

>>53606272
hehe irys has balls

>>53606272
That's so wholesome

>>53606175
Princess disposition. She wouldn't organize a party in the first place, but she might feel offended that she wasn't invited to one.

>>53605999
>Mori
Ugh, worst possible person to do so
But she will and deadbeats (of course all natural KFP) will spam takamori again

My favorite putana.

Love

>>53608695
>natural KFP
what's that even supposed to mean

>>53609183
Natural KFP are free roaming chimkens with no steroids or hormones added to make us artificially bigger.

>>53609183
I guess he mean deadbeats who pretend to be KFP just to say that KFPs also love Takamori.

>>53609517
idk about that schizo shit but nearly all of the Takamori fans I know in KFP are primarily deadbeats

>>53610737
Unless you particularly care about Mori, it makes no sense to be a Takamori fan as a KFP when kiara have a more interesting dynamic with litteraly half of the vtuber community.

>>53611236
i just think takamori porn is hot

There's a KFP project for her anniversary, think the Connect The World message board thing but for Kiara and her music
https://twitter.com/KFP_TheOffice/status/1680734335509356546?t=s6Xca01VWSA8u1_UoV0ijQ&s=19
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScYOLBeWXeb6E3UPMJNWGwUhGGorPcpJpSwKZltn_yFvAnPaw/viewform

>>53611459
For you that is not to do deadbeat and they are right Who the fuck want to see tsundere mori we are in 2023 and they still draw takamori with mori being tsundere

>>53611638
Instead of this gay shit no one cares about KFP should try to take a page from the Pomudachis and get a K-Pop group or one of her old idol oshis or something to greet her and sing part of DO U

>>53611638
>accepts fucking korean but not spanish
esto es discriminación arbitraria

>>53611638
Nice idea.
>Contact Info (Mandatory field)
>[...] email address or Discord handle so we can contact you [...] any problems with your entry.
Just my opinion, but this is doesn't need to be mandatory. The form already asks for a display name anyway, and for most people that's going to be the same on all the platforms.
A better way to do that is "Where can we find your dumb ass and under which name if there's a problem with your addition?", but written in a friendlier way.
>>53613205
I actually feel like cameos are overplayed at this point. Not that Kiara wouldn't enjoy it all the same, but you've seen one celebrity ad-read video on a special event you've seen them all.

>>53613386
Celebrity ad reads are dogshit by nature, it's just a stranger getting paid to say hello to you, but they become cool when you get a singer she likes to sing one of her songs.

>>53613353
>Kiara speaks English, Japanese, and German
>is a novice at Korean but is at least trying to learn it currently
>Does not speak Spanish and has no plans to learn it
Makes sense to me

>>53613984
she doesn't know even close to enough korean that you can actually send letters to her in it, by comparison spanish is at least written in her native alphabet even if she only knows a bunch of random words

>>53613353
>>53614166
basuras, deja de quejarte y vete a hacer clips

>>53613984
In fairness to the organizers, they have to screen and read the shit on the form, and if it's in Swahili that's going to be hard.
In fairness to Lat. Am. and South AmericanFPs, Latin and Spanish are basically the same language anyway, I'm sure Kiara would figure it out just fine.

Speaking about spanish... what the hell happened to aiko okonomiyaki?

>>53613205
I don't know who the pomudachis got but getting someone Kiara would really appreciate would be pretty complicated and possibly impossible

>>53614696
Didn't something happened where clippers from from a certain continent got their monetization taken away?
Maybe aiko was one of these people so they quit

>>53614696
There was a thread about that the other day, I don't think anyone knows. Maybe got poached, maybe got bored and fucked off to do something else, maybe starved to death because Argentina has spent the last decade in a laser-focused spiral at extraordinary speeds to become the worst shithole in SA (a title that has fierce competition).

>>53614856
The Pomudachis got a singer from the Metal Gear series, which Pomu has been violently obsessed with for nearly 2 years, and whose songs in particular she really liked. Getting someone to record a simple message for money and a bit of clout is nowhere close to impossible but God forbid KFP as a collective ever actually do anything cool. I am KFP, I am too lazy to do anything cool.

Do you think she knows the house password?

>>53615797
Sometimes I wonder if she remembers her own passwords

>>53615384
>Getting someone to record a simple message for money and a bit of clout is nowhere close to impossible
It's not impossible, but her favorites seem to fall in one of like 3 categories
>moderately famous when active, now inactive and off the web, probably with a husband and kids and shit
>>former H!P / C*ute members would fall here
>extremely famous and active, K-pop star or TV actor level. Probably not somebody you can just "book" on a whim right now
>somewhere in between, or underground, and requiring excessive amounts of connections to talk to
>>I'd put Sara Gutenberg's oshi here, for example, and leave it at that.
The first and third are probably doable for someone, but not anyone, and I'm sure it won't come up /here/ first.

This shit is too normal, either start calling Kiara san a mega whore for no reason or fuck off back to normalfag town. Who comes to VT for genuine conversation about idols, that's what shitty choobah forum number 15 is for.

>>53616507
>Sara Gunberg's oshi
Which one? Both of the ones I can think of are known to respond to fan requests on occasion.

>>53618181
lurk one thousand years more

>>53583444
Hello my brothers feel free to join us in discussing Kiare in the newly created /Christian/ general >>53616977 your posts would be appreciated

>>53618186
I was thinking of the one she was trying to show 4th fes to. But that would be a bad person to get seriously, since she's already trying to do stuff with that person.

I really fucking love this cutie.

>>53619376
isn't that the one who seemingly didn't really care or reply about 4th fes? did they ever talk after that? I've missed some members streams

I would rather do something personal instead of paying for a cameo. The Shinjuko ads like PONG organized are infinitely more valuable. It's something I'd rather do collectively when her album comes out

I want to hug Wawa

>>53619763
Iirc Kiara forgot/was too nervous to ask for a bit and then by the time she saw it the viewing period was over

Happy dreams of Kiwawawife.

>>53583444
cute

I love Wawa's ass so much!!!

>>53626893
Kiara announced a special cooking stream
Says it'll be a mouthwatering spectacle
Stream starts, everyone in chat already guessing what she's making
Meme akasupas flooding in per usual
Kiara reveals today's dish; Herself
Everyone thought it was a funny flirtatious joke
Chat starts freaking out when a bunch of masked figures in KFP cosplay enters the room
They all tie Kiara on the table and undress her
Chat assumed this was a freaky rape roleplay being streamed on YouTube
One of them takes out a knife and begin slicing off Kiara's tits
Chat is in full horror
Akasupas still coming in, it is now red room donations
The KFP handlers slowly take cuts and chunks off Kiara's torso, limbs, and ass
Kiara screaming in pain and then gurgling on her saliva and blood
A KFP buries his knife down Kiara's ribs, down to her waist
Everyone starts ripping off her entrails and innards
Another group of KFPs walk in
Preparing the oils, 11 secret herbs and spices, and flour
Kiara at her dying breath reassures chat that the highest donator will get to eat her fried flesh
A KFP slaughters Kiara and gently sever her head from her body
She gives one final wink to the camera before the stream gets cut off
Taking Kiara's tits out of the oven
The smell of chicken and herbs fill the kitchen
You lay the tray down on the table
Picking up the knife, you slide its tip on her nipple
The roasted brown skin is glistening in oil
Its texture crispy and semi-dry
Thwacking the breast from the side, it barely jiggles. The breast fat lost its moisture and hardened
Picking up a fork, you start cutting a piece off
Steam puffs from the incision, the oil interior dripping out
You take a small cut and eat it
Chewy, soft, spongy, with scents of parsley and thyme
The fat melts in your mouth with the crispy skin around it giving flavor

I WANT TO FUCK KIARA
https://streamable.com/onfnvc

>>53597235
duck tier

I like how hologra Wawa has some kind of continuing back story in her episode appearances so far.

>>53630900
did she mention her failed restaurant in the Usaken episode?

If you could remove one of Kiara's hats, which one will it be

>>53631717
The little white one, but I'll cum into it and place it back upon her cute onion head

one love

Had a sex dream about Kiara last night. I don't even watch Kiara. What does it mean KFP?

>>53635073
It means it's time to watch her SC reading streams

>>53631172
No but I’m assuming it’s why she wants to take the CEO position.

>>53635649
The future is Usaken Foods(TM)!

https://twitter.com/kumaane/status/1680840667692679171

wheres the frame

>>53635073
That means you want to have sex with Kiara

>>53637089
Cuute

Wawa today

>>53639839
proofs?

>>53641555
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1680707480014184448

>>53639839
It’s been 8283199 years…

https://twitter.com/space_kami/status/1680905703714848768

>>53639839

https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1680919391754387456
I'm among those skeptical about her chances to use Korean, but I'm at least proud she stuck with these lessons to the end.

>>53643758
It’s just her hobby. Nothing everything you learn has to be particularly useful.

>>53643758
she will use it to
one: read random Korean signs in games like recently in GTA
two: sing Kpop songs
three: occassionally flirt with Nabi, Kronii and maybe Ina
and she will be really cute and proud of herself when doing so

>>53643758
>>53643912
>>53644086
Yeah she kept her goals fairly humble from the starts, its not like she's trying to get fluent. Its not like when other EN's say they want to learn JP or JP's say they want to learn English and then give up after a couple of months of lack luster effort(you need to work on it basically every single day to get conversational or better like Kiara has said in the past).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7UHV_PItB0
In 3 or so hours

>>53645701

I hope her plans for this JP trip work out, both ASMR 101 and BirdStalk: Groom the Moom sound like really fun stream ideas

>>53645816
I hope the shaving idea works out. She floated the idea, but didn't sound too sure of it. Groom the Moom (and Reine) would be kino.

>>53645941
it's a fun idea but I'd be surprised if Mumei was already that physically comfortable around both Kiara and Reine

>>53646020
>>53645941
Yeah I'm not actually expecting anything crazy but just trying out Japanese beauty products would be fun. Like the nose vibrator stream

>>53646020
Idea basically hinges on whether both Mumei and Reine would be comfortable with shaving on stream (and if they have enough leg hair).
But Mumei had already agreed to a shaving stream on one of their minecraft collab once. So she might be fine with the idea of it.

>>53646273
>if they have enough leg hair
If the collab is on the weekend, Kiara should have immediately wrote to the others after the members only stream, but at the latest now, otherwise there won't be much to shave/wax. Girls shave their legs like twice a week if they want to keep it relatively hairless to the eye.

>>53646672
Yeah, Kiara would have to tell them early enough for this to work.
They're also in Japan in the middle of summer as well. They'd be wearing shorts, skirts, dresses etc. So I imagine they'd be shaving much more regularly.

Logistically, the best solution for the the hair removal stream would be for them all to get in a shower together

Why the wawa so cute?

I’m having GTA withdrawals…

>>53648585
she refined her cuteness over billions of years

>>53648871
You're going to be withdrawn for quite awhile then.

>>53649199

Q

>reads my sc
>thaaaank you, kiss
>reads someone else's sc that has been here less than me, his sc is practically the same as mine
>omg thank you for your support and being here for long, please keep supporting me, I love you, kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

I know I shouldn't read too much into it but I sometimes feel like pretty self conscious about it.

>>53650756
You should read into this, because she clearly dislike you

>>53650799
thank you voices inside my head.

>>53650756
bro if your a wawa fan you should know shes desperate for new subs to stay

>>53650756
She hates you specifically

>>53650992
>shes desperate for new subs to stay
>source:the voices in my head
It's real schizo hours, I see

>>53650756
Sometimes she reads my messages awkwardly and I think she’s trying to send a message but then the next time she’ll act flattered. Don’t take the misses too hard.

https://youtu.be/eSamlFXskZo?t=1127
watching VOD and found a wawa mention here

>>53651445
Yeah, presume this happened the day of the Usaken performance recording.

>>53650756
Take a hint already.

>>53651445
Kiara is a white girl but built different.

>>53651128
I wouldn't call it desperate, but it'd be retarded not to try and support new fans who are gung-ho over you. Everyone else in this chain is right though, that fag should end himself because Kiara clearly doesn't like him specifically.

>>53650756
When you have to read and respond to a lot of similar messages some are gonna be like that, no malice or anything it just happens. She talked about it the other day even

Kiara still laughs at my jokes after two years she isn’t just humoring me to keep my subscription shut up shut up

>>53652684
When she reads mine I get joked about
Kinda neat

>>53598882
Based. Thanks for doing gods work.

>>53599922
>yeah, but we also have a few jannies here with...questionable loyalty towards individual corpos and fanbases so the general quality of moderation is objectively subpar
It's always interesting to see people get banned/deleted because of jannies bias.

>It's just because I just can't self insert into a chocolate bro
Same. But lately all the cuck shit forced by artists legit makes me more and more racist. Except I should get angry not at black people but at brainwashed people and the ones who do the brainwashing oy vey.

>but what really makes me uncomfortable is when people do bleached edits and put swastikas and SS runes on the girls
Same shit at blacked but in reverse. I also find it cringe, just change the skin color and work is done. Also goes for artists, would be nice if everyone included both variants, white and black so nobody feels left out.

>>53652684
I've had to stop typing in chat because she keeps reading my messages.
I now just pretend to press "Enter" and delete the entire thing afterwards.

>>53650992
I'm a new chicken and she was always reading my chat comments (I'm pretty sure she even actively sought one out) but she stopped reading them when came GTA4 around
I must have fucked up somewhere :(

Giggeriggiii :DDD

what the fuck she prepared

that opening and mic - laptop stream?

>>53651445
>B: I was getting my senses mixed up recently cuz last time Kiara was eating Bento with chopsticks normally like it's nothing

>>53653616
You'll get used to it
Sometimes she doesn't read a single message of mine whole stream
Sometimes she reads multiple of them in short span of time
That's just random I'd say

>>53652377
I'm not a schizo. I don't think she hates me because we've bantered back and forth and I've never been negative to her. I still get likes and comments hearted.

Just feels weird.

Keep being antagonistic or whatever

>>53653975
>reddit spacing
>schizo anon
I don't know if it's always the same person or if it's just a common trend that anons who do reddit spacing are schizos

wawa is streaming

>>53654080
I'm not kakun/Twitter likes guy and I've never been to reddit. I've probably been here since/vg/ was made.

ok we get it kiara, you like koreans. can we move on?

Kiara doesn't like munching on seaweed...

>30 minutes have passed and not a single sc was read

>sunscreen blobs on my face
>looks like cum

Yes please

>>53654974
>30 minutes
thats nothing

Ohh, where's that faggot whining about Kiara's special day and hoping the person who did it wasn't Mori.

Looks like that one anon was right

> Special day for me
RM birthday?

no stream this year and instead she will make out with Mori
eh, I'm ok with that

>>53655345
No
Look at the date
Ovulation

>>53655409

I honestly don't know what happened but Kiara's voice became very annoying to me recently. I keep taking break during streams because it annoy me so much

>>53656989
kinda same but I power through because I love her

>>53656989
not exactly the same problem, but sometimes I close out the stream if she's being too whiny in a not joking way