/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

6 months of no streams this year
this is pretty crazy ngl

>>53505295
Stop posting my child

I LOVE GURA! YES, EVEN MORE RHAN FATFUCK!

I need to marry her so I can always be there to look after her and protect her from everything including herself.
Someone's gotta do it and I happily volunteer.

>>53505295
Mass collective of consciousness manifesting gura

Gura let's cyb0rseggz!

>>53506629
the sun is up. time to sleep

>>53506669
Enjoy your slumber, fellow vampire.

goob morning
i love gura

Child

>>53507858
avacado

What benefits and rewards does the Sharkside level offer on her YouTube membership?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SHIIIIIIIIP IT ALREADYYYYYYYYY

>>53507858
Harlot

>>53509206
Wouldn't you like to know.

>>53509206
Nothing, You just pay her more so she can fuck off like she normally does.

Gurass

Remember to support Goobs unconditionally

>>53509425
Smug brat!
>>53509607
well that sucks

>>53510046
I love my slutty cunny oshi!

>>53510046
That may just be the most eminently goomable pic since the NSFW version of pic related

I'm going to take my Gura nendo to watch the latest cruise ruse.

Doesn't stream and you're a coping retard.

Just saw Koyo's new outfit
Holy shit!
Chance of Gura's new outfit is also a bikini?

I love my wife so much!!

thats not a swimsuit, thats underwear

>>53510577
Pure sex outfit incoming, designed especially for the ASMR love nest.

Wow she really has ignored her members for 2+ months, huh?

>>53510577
0% but if she did get an outfit like this I'd be ready to finish off my tattered ojisan knees.

>>53510577
IMAGINE

>>53510577
Imagine gura wearing this but her flat chest makes it even hotter.

>>53510577
I wish T u T

>>53510953
Its fixing to be 3 months I think I'm fixing to leave for good. Iv held out for a very long time and with no communicating its evolved into something even worse.

When is she getting a 3D swimsuit

It's so weird to me that Gura never actually tells us she's in Japan. Even when she later shows up on stream to discuss it she acts like everyone knew
Must be so confusing to be a gura casual fan

>>53505295
Did you know gura has a cum jar?

>>53511884
You can always just leave for good anytime now. You don't have to be cute about it.

i need to audio clip where gura says creampie, pie pie pie pie

>>53510577
Didn't Marine try to get a swimsuit outfit but had to compromise?

>>53510577
I actually came to this and her new outfits, they were way too sexual
I'm sorry Gooba, forgive me

I just want to rape this creature is that too much to ask?

>>53512912
Never happened.

Guys I am going to skip gooming today.

Member's post and stream today I can feel it in my boner!

Did Ruia died?

i want gura to peg me

Brat

Gura has little lady front parts.

>>53513551
She looks so scared I don't like it ;_;

>>53516219
Cheeky little no-pan brat asking to get plap-plap-plapped!
ToT

Adult

>>53517149
Gura in ten thousand more years.

>>53518459
Would

JWUFAN
has anybody mentioned meeting gooba yesterday at the studio?

>>53509331
UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53518968
No

Stream today?

>>53520029
Why brat smug?

>>53509933
Based Gurass poster.

>>53520237
Begging for correction

>>53520237
cum drainer

Do you believe Gura hasn't been updating her YouTube channel playlists

Goob morning, I love Gura!

If Gura did collab with a male, who would you prefer?

Sex with a fembud.

>>53520519
Me on her cun

>>53522199
vinny

>>53522199
My dick

>>53522199
jerma

>>53522199
Me

If Gura made doodoo in her underpants would you lick it off?

>>53505295
someone post the story of anon claiming to have fucked gura

>>53523406
Absolutely

my wife

>>53523406
Only if she's into it.

>>53522199
Me

>>53522475
only acceptable answer, even if it would likely be painfully awkward

We need another dino stream

>>53523508
Yes?
I cum in Gura's child womb every night

I want to make a bunch of SHARK PUPS with GURA

>>53524340
Those are children

Fuck this non-gamer shark, PLAY SOME MYST!

I really wish she would enjoy streaming and interacting with her fanbase instead of viewing it like a stressful job. Just my luck that i pick the one vtuber as my oshi who totally collapsed as a streamer...

How can you say you love Gura if you wouldn't give her toes the super succ?

I guess it's safe to say that we're all broken and numb from her not communicating or streaming, huh?

>>53525582
That's a child

>>53525279
>>53525692
Woah, that's one cool dino

>>53525717
This is clearly an adult

fish

>>53526235
I saw this just from the thumbnail and I thought I was looking at something very different.

>>53526591

>>53526591

>>53526591

Gura cute Gura cute!

Been busy and haven't got any twitter alerts, any new shark activity or mentions in the 12 hours?

>>53526591

Are you an okokok or lalala chumbie?

>>53527309
lalala

>>53526591

>>53526591
>>53527714
oh good, this happens to fit both posts

Does anyone else think that Gura might be... you know...

>>53528047
a girl?

Odor check! How do you smell, chumbies?

>>53524809
ToT

>>53528047
Cute? Impossible, there has been no solid proof

>>53524809
Yeah, MY children.

>>53528100
Just got out of the shower and put on clothes from the dryer.
I'm smelling and feeling super fresh.

Cozy saturday afternoon

I wonder if gura's shark slit has smegma

>>53528100
I smell like old cheese and taco bell.

Gura x holoJP offcollab stream coming in very soon

Lovenest ASMR with Noel's guidance stream coming in very soon

Gawr and Gura should sing A Thousand Years
Be a good duet song for the lover sharks

>>53530240
Gura and Shion will have sex and name the dildos after their fans.

>>53530240
If Gura actually got an ASMR dojo lesson from Noel in person she would die
Being next to those absolute mazombas

I wanna attach myself to Goobi like a male anglerfish does to it's female and suck on her nutrients as I slowly fuse into her body

I want Goobi to attach herself to me and suck on my nutrients, draining me dry..

I want to sew my mouth to her cunny and forever be forced to lick it and consume all her fluids

I want to eat gura and absorb her essence and become her

I just want to be with her.

Gura cute Gura cute!

Gura is ugly.

>>53531183
In a cute way

I want gura to stab me to death while she's pregnant and I reincarnate as her baby

>>53531200
O...Ogey...

I want Gura.

Gura

>>53528100
Just got home from shooting so I probably smell like gunpowder still. I want to take Gura shooting one day.

>>53531200
Reminds me of my fandead days

>>53528100
I'm a butcher so probably smell like raw beef.
I think she'd enjoy the scent

>>53531391
If you want Gura to enjoy your smell, pour some gasoline on yourself. Just stay away from fire afterwards.

I want to lock Gura away in my streaming dungeon!

G.

I want to touch her T_T

>>53531087
get in line
i'm first

>>53530769
No, I don't want her to die from an infection

>>53531087
honestly same desu

I need to goom

>>53531152
But is she funny?

>>53531837
she's just an average white girl, nothing special.
What makes you guys so into her?

Oshi no stream

Gurape

>>53532154
She's super weird, wants me to be weird as well and not be ashamed of it. She's also super tiny and immensely cute, super clumsy and seemingly malnourished, which makes me want to protect and take care of her.

Gurandma.

>>53532355

>>53532458
She's a child and an old lady at the same time. No in between.

>>53532154
She's Atlantean not huWhite

Gura is not just a random cunny. She's a cunny who is mentally developed enough to be into cunnies herself.
Which is pretty damn based.

>>53532154
>What makes you guys so into her?
Any vtuber agency's entire business model is putting just enough of a layer of fantasy around white/asian girls who hit the right balance of weirdness and charisma that men go bananas and send them money, create fan work, travel for concerts etc. The whole thing is designed to exploit base instincts to create a hyper-reality with a virtual harem of women who are "better" than any real one could ever be simply because they never have to become mundane like everyone else in your life does.

alright, let's just set up a duel to the death and the last one standing Gura will be forced to marry.

>>53533276
I will just hide in the back until the 97239482094 other ebis are done fighting so I only have to do 1 duel until I'm the final ebi god

>>53533276
She wants to marry me though, so your battle doesn't matter

morning

>>53533276
The Ebi Battle Royale has been a thing for years now

None of you have a chance with this perfect being.
Only I am worthy of taking her hand in marriage, but you're welcome to try and take her from me.

>>53533276
What are the rules?

Gentlemen, please cease your squabbling over my beloved shark wife. She only has eyes for me.

The fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, the rest saw their better
Mr. Ebi in a bloodstained sweater

>>53532764
The problem with the real world is that women all have a reverse harem and you gotta be on your toes around them cuz they don't particularly want you in the group.
It's nice to experience being around women without also being around a bunch of competing men.

>>53533907
Gawr the shark
Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vaycay up to Amity Island

>>53533749
The rules will be entirely made up on an episode by episode basis.

So what are you up to tonight, chumbies?

what's up chumbies

>>53535109
I'm playing a wc3 custom map.

>>53535109
I fried some chicken earlier, now I'll play vidya and watch anime later

Is gura dead?

>>53535634
she slep

>>53535109
... beating my meat to ollie

Is Gura a fembud?

>>53535634
she's sleeping next to me

>>53535634
DEAD

>>53535109
I might try to finish Nier Replicant

>>53530240
A real ASMR is never happening again you tard. You've been saying this cringe "lovenest" shit since November. It's never happening

>>53530240
I prefer Gura's first and only real ASMR over anything I've heard from Noel

I finally ended up hearing an AI cover using Gura's voice. I could tell for the most part that was AI and not her actual singing, but some of the high notes were spot fucking on. I actually got emotional from it, I miss her karaoke and I miss spending time with her

Gura will always be my one and only

I wish she would come back

>>53536267
>I miss her karaoke and I miss spending time with her
same desu

>>53536267
I understand where you're coming from, but making yourself even more depressed isn't going to do you any favors.
Please believe in my shart wife.

Gura isn't your wife
She's your mistress

>>53536687
>but making yourself even more depressed isn't going to do you any favors
I wasn't going out of my way to find it, just showed up in a social media feed of mine.

MEMBERS KARAOKE TONIGHT

If there's no new Gura by tomorrow comfy threads might cease for a while.

>>53536887
She's in Japan you dope

>>53536887
is that a threat

>>53536887
I can feel it; the goombas are restless.

>>53536747
That's fine, it's just sometimes when people feel the doom and gloom they tend to focus in on the bad thoughts and even revel in it. It's no fun.

I'm going to marry her

I’m still listening to Full Color while playin bidya

I need a fembud in my life.

>>53537522
>h-hey hey hey save it for the ring! save it for the ring.

>>53536919
So are other EN girls and they can still stream

I ate gura

>>53537966
https://streamable.com/qdazuq
this you?

>>53537966
You only ate her limb, and her cool superpower is that she can regrow them and feed everyone forever.

>>53537837
I don't see Ina streaming. Kiara and Ame is not in Japan just yet, they will be there next week. Mori lives there.

Who is she? Does she stream?

>>53538130
Ina had an off-collab less than 24h ago

>>53536887
based

>>53536707
Wrong she's my beat friend

https://twitter.com/MerryTail_/status/1680241607591731200

>>53538230
It's because they ask Ina for that stuff
Other girls are afraid of Gura (and us)

oh you were trolling. No (You) for you then

God I love her so much.

>ordered food cause lazy
>people bringing me food were a hispanic couple that had a mori sticker (and colombia sticker) on their car.

>>53538534
anuses are not sexy

>>53539292
where do you live?

>>53539415
America

>>53539313
wrong

>>53539434
what city

>>53538213
every day, a little bit

>>53539313
then why do I want to put my pp in Gura's?

>>53535109
Training to become part of Gura's submarine crew

>>53539546
why?

>>53535109
I've moved my shrimp back to the other aquarium since the filter was claiming too many lives. Fatfuck is thriving again.

>>53540329
cuz

>>53540046
this game is nightmare fuel
once you sink to a certain depth and you hear all the creaking and noises from the water pressure, i said NOPE and never played it again

>>53540604
why are you a food delivery cuckbeat?

>>53540600
I must have missed a fatfuck not thriving update but glad she's okay now

>>53540672
based, what game
I loved iron lung but it was only an hour long

>>53540600
>too many lives.
Bless Fatfuck but wait, how many have we lost now?

>>53513809
HoloX gets special treatment. You should know this by now.

>>53540672
>ALAAAAAAAARM!
>>53540734
Silent Hunter 3, just google SH3 OneAlex for the easiest way to play it but this game is from 2005 so it takes some getting used to.

>>53540827
>but this game is from 2005 so it takes some getting used to
even better, 99% of games made after 2010 are straight dogshit and the 1% that isn't always borrow ideas heavily from ones of that time period

>>53540951
>99% of games made after 2010 are straight dogshit and the 1% that isn't always borrow ideas heavily from ones of that time period
After talking like that you better play it with the training wheels off. Manual torpedoes only. You will do ze calculations.

Where would you rank Gura in Hololive as a singer?

>>53541103
Number 1.

is gura pretty?

>>53541103
#1. I am incredibly biased, but she is the only one who can make me feel chills or even cry with her singing.

>>53541095
>The most difficult realism setting in the game allows a player to manually target torpedoes for an attack on enemy vessels. In the manual targeting feature, the player must observe vessels, determine their class and nationality, as well as calculate speed, angle on the bow, and gyro angle for torpedo launch
So the game basically has you busting out the old mech pencil and graph paper on a regular basis? that's based as fuck

>>53541252
Yes

>>53541252
She gets mad when people call her an elf. Where do you think that comes from?

>>53540718
Shes grazing more in this tank so I think shes way happier now
>>53540763
I estimate that I lost around 10-15 shrimp... the tank I moved them to is way safer for them

>>53541378
>10-15
Jesas

>>53541324
>So the game basically has you busting out the old mech pencil and graph paper on a regular basis? that's based as fuck
Even better: The map has those tools attached to it.

>>53541462
because she's tiny?

>>53541378
A moment of silence for our fallen comrades.

>>53541339
You're a fucking schizo faggot

>>53541103
#1 when she's practiced and performing a song that suits her strengths. Otherwise Risu and Suisei are my favorites too.

>>53541649
>I'm a schizo
>for saying she doesn't like being called an elf
>something she specifically stated during a stream
Blow dicks out your ass, loser. You're lucky I didn't post a pic of Arwen.

>>53541103
She's number 1 to me, but realistically she's probably top 5-7. Pretty much any of the girls that are at the top all have their strengths and weaknesses, which is why there is no real number 1 to me without bias

Gura's stinky shark butt

>>53541722
Go ahead and post the timestamp anon, we all know what you're getting at you fag.

>>53541550
>The map has those tools attached to it
but it gives you enough guidance to do those calculations with a physical piece of paper, pencil and calculator, right?

>>53541757
Kill yourself mindbroken schizo fag

>>53541752
god I want to stuff my face in it for hours

>>53541837
>no timestamp

>>53541757
Go cry to the jannies maybe they're retarded enough to listen to a schizo.
>>53541791
Well I mean...you COULD. You gotta identify your target, figure out how tall its mast is and how far away it is, what speed it's traveling, compensate for direction, etc. EXTREMELY satisfying when you do start getting hits.

Gura is a table elf.

You guys are cute.

gura should eat hard candy on stream and not choke

Gura should stream on stream and pretend it's her kitchen faucet.

Gura should do a diaper review stream

https://youtu.be/3wsiJVzv9vg?t=1135 I don't get what's bad about it other than calling her smol and flat, but here you go.

>>53542456
babyfood eating stream doko

>>53542456
I want her to review our cooking again!

Wife soon?

>>53542670
Soon!

>>53542827
this is best gura art

>>53542827
but she does have some hips

>>53542827
gura after she drank reine's tea glug glug glug give her more

>>53542943
They draw very very delicious looking peaches.

>>53542992
a little bit of butt and some thigh as well

Would you drink gura's fresh frothy urine from a mug?

>>53543117
naturally

I am not Gawr Gura

>>53543250
same

>>53543117
Of course

>>53522199
Tempiss

>>53543211
>>53543464
Men of taste

>>53542992
of course she does, she's a girl. The other body looks male.

>>53543717
gura thinks she's a boy

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

I want a perfect body...

>>53541722
She was quoting a line from the movie Elf, you retard

>>53544918
I want a perfect soul...

I really like it when Gura gets breast envy

>>53545223
I don't, it's stupid of her

>>53545223
same desu

Chumbros my tummy hort
70 cocktail sausages sounds like a lot when you buy them but isnt a lot when youre eating them but it is a lot when youre done

>>53545425
fatbud that is a lot..

>>53545425
goddamn, that sounds like a whole crockpot worth

>>53545425
You got me hungry now chumbie

>>53545223
Gura should talk more about how much she loves booba, what she has done with the other members booba during recordings, and what she wants to do with them in the future.

she'll stream this week right?

>>53545202
I want you to notice when I'm not around

How can Gura be cucked by Chloe when she is a smellfag's delight?

>>53545771
I don't think Gura likes Chloe.

>>53545632
Not until she's home more than likely

>>53545826
Nobody likes Chloe

>>53545678
So fuckin' special
I wish I was special

>>53546485
I don't really know anything about her, except the doesn't bathe meme. What is she like?

>>53546703
Gura, you can just ask her about herself

>>53546485
Has she ever talked about gura? I never hear about chloe at all.

Can't lie, I don't think I've ever watched a single Chloe stream myself. I can't really form an opinion about her based on what I do know.

>>53546775
didn't she call in to her birthday last year and wanted to eat her?

I hope Gura gets new headphones that don't squeeze her head and don't electrocute her...

>>53546989
https://youtu.be/u7EWIbzTKAY?t=7126

I love this slut like you wouldn't believe!

>>53546546
BUT I'M A CREEEEEEEP

>>53547688
I'M A WEIRDO

>>53546485
I like Chloe

Gura's pissy cunny

>>53547967
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HEREEEE

What an embarrassingly slow thread for a Saturday.

is /ggg/ graduating?

nothing wrong with comfy threads

slow threads are preferred

gura's bean filled burrito

>>53548108
I DON'T BELONG HEEEERE

how much would you pay to drink her spit?

BLOOP

>>53546703
She seems nice so I like her. Plays the dum/pon character but is smarter than she lets on. She can banter but is pretty laid back and doesn't mind enjoying a game for hours. In general she seems like a pretty fun and comfy person. Well, except for that house might be haunted arc.

>offline for almost two weeks

>>53548607
She hands it out for free if you get her in the right mood.

>>53548683
https://litter.catbox.moe/10qdyb.mp3

>>53548744

>>53548804
Yes! More guns to kill bloop with!

I never used to listen to much Radiohead growing up, but there's something about the chugs of the guitar before the chorus of Creep that hit me just right.
I still focus on the guitars in songs I listen to.
I should really pick up my old guitar that's been caking dust in the corner, it's been years. I don't need to focus on being able to wank my guitar, I just need to play bullshit that makes me happy.

>>53548875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uYWYWPc9HU
I like this song more than Creep

>>53548208
Oh shitposter-chama. This is how threads are supposed to be.

>>53548208
Shut the fuck up slow threads are comfy. Shitposters and schizos are occupied with drama elsewhere.

>>53548607
She doesn't do it for free, she does it as punishment, you should hate this.

>>53549233
Now only cumbuds remain and have outlasted even the schizo antis.

>>53549384
oh nyo.. anything but that, Gura..

>>53548875
>I never used to listen to much Radiohead growing up
Same desu, but also im like that with another gura fav, coldplay. My mum played Yellow in the car a lot so that one is extremely relaxing to me.
Kinda sucks knowing my music taste lines up more with fonner and morison than with gura though.

>>53549765
gura's music taste is pretty shit
she just sang that sabaton song becuase of her dad

>>53549914
I like her music taste but I'm also not a music person at all and don't really care about it.

>>53549765
Did Radiohead get much radio time?
I definitely remember hearing a lot of "Yellow" on the radio. Good song though.

>>53548875
if you listen to the rest of their discography, you probably won't be disappointed. "creep" is an OK song but it's far from representative of them as a band in general.
OK computer, kid A and in rainbows in particular are classic albums

>>53550023
not so much radio time
they get played a ton of tv shows/movies though (not many people are that aware of it though)

Gura's ascended into instrumental music. That's likely why she has a bit of trouble learning new music to sing for karaoke.

>>53550118
>they get played a ton of tv shows/movies though
I think black mirror did it best with the way they used exit music

>>53550182
based and same goomber, based and same

Emilie Autumn karaoke soon!

https://youtu.be/E8sJ5MBxOJw
sing this one, goobs

>>53550182
based if true, lyriclets will never understand music

>>53550970
It is true, she said herself that she's been listening to a lot more music without vocals these days. Don't ask me for timestamps. My memory actually kind of sucks.

>>53550265
>>53550970
damn you Qomars.

>>53551343
it's true but gura loves lyrics she cries at them. she's not crying to gerudo valley 10 hours or lofi girl

I miss Gura karaokes.
She didn't make a single one in the entire year for protecting her voice with many recordings. Hope in her new 2d costume that she said last stream make the annoucement with a karaoke. I remember only Ame and Gura still pending for their next costume. Will be like Koyori swimsuit?

>>53551801
She did make one, retard.

>>53551862
Anon... 2D clothes costume isn't hair costume.

I love instrumental music. I sometimes play Pokemon music, the Mario theme, Terminator theme, and that part in Mars Bringer of War on my horn while I'm riding around on my forklift at work. Some people recognize what I'm playing.
I'll whip out Christmas music during the holidays.

>>53551801
what about the lower register members karaoke, she did on her first japan trip? that's at least one.

Nice! My oshi finally posted more mre videos after months. Later fags!