/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53536010
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shalt not override the discussion of thy neighbour.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys’ numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thy words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr—
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>53536023
amen

>>53536010
Make sure to do your playlist reps and leave a like on VODS! *chu*

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Graduate Regis Altare

What game is this anyway and what's the goal? Never seen this before.

>>53536023
AMEN

I really don't know how I should be setting my audio

>>53536023
amen

what the FUCK is going on

Was that the fucking redead sound from Ocarina of Time?

Rrat: It's a bit. Axel is the next to "stop streaming for a while". Afterwards. Flayon and Hakka will "stop streaming for a while" and then Shinri and Bettel. Only Altare will be left for the anniversary which will be a huge stream about him being THE HOLOSTAR and now that he is the only one left he can finally do everything he wants. During the same stream, suddenly all the other Tempus members join and talk about how Altare held them captive in a basement and how he abducted them. They're all extremely mad at him and Altare will make baby noises and talk like the retard that he is and then everyone will forgive him and act like nothing happened.
The bit to end all bits.

hate hate HATE regis altare

>>53536138
Cute couple on their honeymoon :)

>>53536155
amogus gun version

???????

rrat: bettel is also infected

fuck fuck FUCK regis altare

altbettel LOVE

Aniki...

Altare is the master gaslighter

>I just can’t talk very well so I have to talk very measured and carefully
Oh Altare…

My boywife altare’s cute boyhole

This is kino

I don't understand why they're still in there.

>>53536023
>>53536242
Amen

Did it bug?

>full tempus collab and its kino already
TEMPUS IS HEALI-

Graduate Magni Dezmond

>>53536327
>>53536337
it's bugged

I love leaderclown so much....

Why is Altare's audio crunchy

>game is bugged
>altare and bettel immediately start gaslighting each other
kinda kino

Honestly this bug makes the game much more entertaining

>>53536107
>>53536189
>>53536241
>>53536340
>>53536356
Kill yourself

Just got here, where is Axel?

>>53536023
amen

>>53536424
Aussie internet

KEK

>>53536418
Hey tourist-chan, happy lurking!

>>53536340
>TEMPUS IS HEALI-

The drama of paranoid Altare and Bettel slowly going insane already in the first round - excellent

>>53536425
This is so cute anon... I want to pay you for it...

>>53536442
Aniki keeps taking the L, I feel bad

>>53536466
>i-it's a ritual post
It's still garbage. This thread needs to be cleansed or Tempus will never heal

>>53536475

>>53536475
who's bitch is this?

>>53536466
nta but it's retarded

>>53536529

>>53536507
does that even count as a ritual post? i always assumed someone’s just an altare anti

Internet problems, lol

>>53536544
Guild Tempus'

>>53536507
blocked

Does anyone else have an issue with PIP constantly muting/unmuting itself?

>>53536594
the one that hate hate hates want to be raped by altare, no big

>>53536469
KEK HOW

>flayon is it y-
FUCK YOU
God damn

>>53536606
Yes? What’s so weird about that?

Can the Flayon sisterwives tell him to stop being the most annoying person in any collab

my axel is missing out on kino... I hate everything

>>53536709
Flayon knows he can't lie so he acts like that the whole time.

Graduate Flayon

>>53536718
no, otherwise the thread wouldn't have a member to hate

>>53536593

>>53536529
Ugly

Machina X Flayon is legitimately insane

>>53536794

Why is Flayon like this

>>53536756
This is the only correct one

>YOU SICK FUCK

flayon.... please take your meds

>>53536868

>>53536882
He's cracking me up right now

my annoying autistic son is perfect in every way

Flayon has literally no spacial coordination and yet he keeps joining these things. Bro must really like his boys.

>>53536914
How old are you

I never thought I'd say this but Flayon is carrying this collab so far

HE'S OFF HIS MEDS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO FLAY LOVE

WAH HA HA HA HA

>>53536904
No, (You) take my meds :3

>>53536469
What would one have to do to be blocked by this cinnamon bun

Axel....

Axel please come Axel come please come

>>53536977
altare is kind of a bitch anon. i say that as someone who loves him.

>>53536960
30. Yelling at Bettel that he killed Bettel was funny as fuck.

>>53536977
>cinnamon bun

Bettel got blacked..

anyone else getting guruguru exclusively in tempus streams? no other youtube video or stream gives me trouble

someone should go against altare

>maybe

>>53537028
>me babytrapping axel

Flayon couldn't be less funny right now.

Flayon needs correction

>we’ll make a trio with bettel and someone else
>we’ll kill them right next to bettel
>and then we’ll blame it all on bettel

He cannot get them to turn on Shinri lmao

Altare monologuing while the game is stuck kek

>>53537128
There is no way in hell they will trust Altare over Shinri. If he succeeds, we'll know he's maxed his brainwashing.

>Friends:
>Magni, Nowa, Axel: Offline
HQ...

Flayon is legitimately too real for most of /vt/ which doesn't understand his power level and requires a thick layer of irony to enjoy anything.

>>53537169
HQ unity is dead...

>>53537182
no nigger, i just don’t think I’M SCREAMING LOL I SAID SEX LOL is that funny

Axel... :(

>>53537169
Imagine if Magni or Vesper were online right now. Would that be allowed?

>>53537223
nigger stop thinking everything is about you

>>53537083

Who's the funniest of the boys then?

This is why I say that Altare is pickier than Bettel

>>53536966
by being annoyng asf?

I think i understand what is going on with flayon now
Ever since the Ero stream, he no longer wants to hide his power level.
Since the vacation, he wants to be an overwelming presence.
It could be his cope of not talking about other subjects, like the 2 on "break" also.

If wacky Mech driver is doing what he does to be happy, good on him.

>>53537262
me

>>53537275
I think hes socially horny right now

>>53537262
Regulus

Bettel sounds so off

>>53537310
fix your internet

>>53537275
schizochama

that doesn’t even sound like bettel, what the fuck?

>>53537310
jeffrey shut up and join a collab for once

Full tempus collab is vg+altare

I think I understand what the people who say machiroons coddle Flay mean
They mean that since we enjoy Flay and don't wanna bully him into being what other people want him to be that means we "coddle" him

bettel scuff...

>GavisBeetle
>CHANG
What did the game mean by this?

The in-game voice chat is ass

>>53537275
It reads more like he's just out of practice after being on break for a while and he's overdoing it to me

>If it's flayon I'm immediately flashing him, I'm taking off my shirt and I'm taking off my pants
WDHMBT

Can machiroons make their own split or something

he's such a dumbass i love him

Flayon was probably the worst hiring decision in all of Holopro

Flayon was probably the best hiring decision in all of Holopro

>>53537273
but enough about Hakka

I missed the start of the stream did flayon mention drinking or being on any meds?

>>53537275
it's because Vesper's gone, he has nobody to harass in secret so he needs to harass his friends openly

>>53537455
They probably had trouble finding someone that fits the model and Flay was literally the only option

>>53537487
he probably hasn't been taking his meds since his trip

Jesus Christ i’m usually fine with Flayon but he is being insufferable this stream. I can’t with the wacky retard noises and screaming while everyone else actually tries to play the game.

Flayon doesn't have the aim to do that kek

Cause of death: red shota

>>53537491
TOT

Jesus Christ i’m usually not fine with Flayon but he is being so funny this stream. I can with the wacky retard noises and screaming while everyone else actually having fun too playing the game.

is Flayon ogey

>>53537596
kek

Flayon reminds me of that one kid in school who was way too extra seeking attention, but I always found it easy to befriend them because they're well meaning and have a good heart

>>53537606
he hasn't been taking his adhd meds and he's excited to play with his friends

>>53537582

>>53536023
amen

he's going to pretend to be infected and ask for help

Someone post the april fools version of the commandments

>>53537660

>>53536977
Probably op made an edgy comment trying to get s reaction.

>>53537710
vesper in his last WoW vod before the hiatus saying he saved some stuff for Flayon if he ever decided to come back...

Aniki...

>>53537710
i thought vesper had a camel toe kek

>you already had your fix bro, you really need to chill
thank you hakka

>Altare leashing Flayon
ToT

Altare's collaring Flay.....

>>53537718
I want them

>>53537758
cuntboy vesper...

>>53537491
This is correct.
Flay would constantly sekuhara Vesper, Vesper would sekuhara Bettel, and Bettel would sekuhara Magni who would sekuhara Flay.
The circle of sexual harassment has been broken
The galaxy cannot be at peace

hate HATE regis altare

I hate Regis Altare

One observation, Bettels friend list in game has Magni but no Vesper even though he was there last time
He IS graduating most likely

has flay said his favourite KS route?

another collab ruined by HQ not caring about Tempus... I'm gonna go read futa manga

>>53537786
I remember seeing art of this once. wish I had saved it it was pretty hot

Holy shit Flayon

will he help him?

>>53537788
>Magni who would sekuhara Flay
That would be Axel

flayon is annoying me a bit haha

>>53537798
Kill yourself

>>53537798
Vesper’s on Altare’s friend list? Maybe Bettel just doesn’t like him anymore.

>>53537856
i find his schizo noises funny tbdesu

chadroons winning

>>53537798
Vesper isn't on most of vgs. He just hasn't added them yet

saw people trying to start something out hakka using the vestie magmite assets for a stream and it really clicked how schizo some people are

>>53537958
Twitter isn’t ‘ people’

Flayon making Altare gaslight so hard for him this round

>>53537958
That's just shitposting dude

You never really had an annoying friend if Flayon's mild retardation fucks with you this much.

please axel come join them i need more people to drown out flayon’s obnoxious fucking voice

>>53537958
just treat the schizos like the weird hobo on the streets you pass by

flay is a fucking menace

is flayon smart?

HOLY SHIT

altmachi LOVE

>>53537887
>Vesper kept messaging Bettel about rejoining Wow and Bettel had to unfriend and block him to be left alone
>Maybe he was the one who caused Vesper's second suspension so he could have complete peace for 2 weeks...

>>53538012
why would i want to have a friend that is annoying? i like my friends

>>53538044
no

KEK

>>53538008
i brushed it off as that but it seemed weirdly pitiful.
>>53537997
it was itt though_(:3 」∠)_ i saw the assets previously posted on twitter as a way for hakka to babysit the magmites and vesties and thought it was pretty cute

FLAYON SWEEP

Discord mod and kitten wins

Holy fucking KEK

ALTMACHI ANONS STATUS??

>ARE YOU DIM

The gaslighting is immaculate KEK

Holy shit, is this a monsterfucking romance novel?

>>53537909
we're winning, drake. WINNING!!!!

Flayon's tactic succeeded
Gaslight conditioning has happened.

altmachi ToT

>>53538080
I thought it was really cute too, don't pay attention to shitposting

>>53538105
I'm watching Bettel POV what happened

kek

>>53538148
Altare helped an infected Flayon win

Flayons strat fuckign works

I need Axel but altmachi food is good

>>53538148
Flayon showed Altare that he was the infected at the beginning and Altare gaslit everyone to help him win.

>>53538148
Flayon ate a bloodbag in front of Altare early on so Altare helped gaslight for him the whole round

Why do we have so many newfags now who take every single post seriously like Axel did when he read the shitposts about Altare's podcast and defended him on stream

somehow they don't understand he never lies

>>53537798
Wrong!
He was never in the freind list

BETTEL YOU RETARD

>>53538234
qrd?

Bettel you jobber kek

this fucking retard kek

>>53537909
what is this picture lmao

>bettel
>talented

>I'VE ALWAYS BEEN JEALOU-

I love it when shinri's voice gets high

>>53538234
kek jesus i forgot about that. i get the feeling that most of the VG sisters in the thread weren’t on 4chan before /MANS/ so they don’t realize that people just shitpost and falseflag to rile each other up, not because it’s a real opinion

>>53538359
Show some respect to Flaytika

>I've always been jealous
Jealous Bettel ouuuhhhhh

>>53538359
>he doesn't know
ngmi

>>53538398
>Axel is a VGsister
kek

>>53538397
Same, it's cute

>>53538234
because other vg sisters believe the shitposts are real

Axel, I wish your internet unshit itself

>>53538457
i mean, if the shoe fits

>>53538398
Probably new from discord/twitter, they take everything posted as a fact and waayy to serious

Everyone is so confused I love this

I have no idea who it is this time

>>53538540
Bettel

>>53538540
its Bettel

>>53538234
you underestimate the autism of vgsisters though i've seen a few anons fall for it before

Best father and son bonding

>>53538450
i remember flayon talking about etika one time before, just think the picture is weird lol

What the fuck is Flayon's problem

I can't believe that some of Tempus don't have their steam profiles private

>>53536023
Amen.

owari da
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1680338484563972096

>hakka shanked flayon to death
LATAM moment

>>53538568
>>53538581
Lol, I was watching Altare's POV and right after I wrote that Bettel killed him and he found out

>>53538662
Not enough sex

>>53538678
:(

>>53538678
I just want Shiny Spicy, man...

>>53538678
AUSTRALIA HATE

>>53538662
didn't take his normal pills

>>53538678
;_;

>>53538678
Such is the life of an australian streamer

If only we had 2 extra members that could hopcon

>>53538737
just for this post i'm glad axel couldn't join

>Shinri giving Bettel a chance to let him play longer
Bros...

>>53538667
I’m sure they have lots of friends right haha. They must be so popular with their view counts!

>>53538678
I swear he said he fixed all his internet issues recently

>>53538678
HQ in shambles.

>>53538678
ss+vg my beloved :(

>>53538780
Even if they were active they wouldn't join

>>53538812
Do not trust Australian ISPs, or just their internet in general. It all fucking sucks

>>53538678
JESUS CHRIST YAGOO GET HIM OUT OF AUSTRALIA.

>>53538885
Vesper hates Tempus confirmed.

AIEEE FLAYON'S ACTING BLACK

>the Collab is now just Altare + VG
And I'm no longer watching. See you later /MANS/

>>53538492
The idea of Axel not knowing about HQ (including himself) until VG debuted...

kek

new rrat: Vesper's teasing of Bettel went too far and Vesper is under investigation for saying "I'll fucking find you and kill you on August 19th kek"

i want flayon's bbc

lmfao

THEY
ARE

Why is Altare using the slave voice when talking to a black character

Poor axel lonely dingo

>>53539065
Where is Magni in this rrat?

I've played deception games with a guy like Flayon. It devolved into us just ganging up and murdering him at the start of every round regardless of the goal or game mode.

5m is maybe too close?

Vesper went off on a rant against white people when Bettel said he never wanted to play WoW again. Magni is also off because he said "He's got a point though"

>>53539126
its not a slave voice, its like, the "stupid brother of the big baddie strong guy" that weakly echos his insults

>>53539155
Magni just asked for an official break to rest

kek

>>53539065
Vesper was pretty pushy in trying to get that drunk off collab with him and kept making jokes about the creepy old man that groomed him in WoW as a child...this rrat has legs..

>>53539155
They only act like Vesper is the only one missing, in there minds Magni never stopped streaming

I think I have to find another hobby if they don't return because this really isn't doing it for me anymore

>>53539195
brother or like, the underling

>>53539195
You can't tell me it's not a voice that would say "I'm sorry massa"

Axel and Altare have always been the only members of HQ

damn Altare is decked out

https://twitter.com/ScreamSoulCos/status/1680327742485585923

>>53539157
he’s a retard who thinks “i can’t lie” is a fun personality trait in a party game. might as well just kill him every time because you’re never gonna have fun with him

We need a Bettel "What's wrong with [Flayon]"counter for this stream

>>53539234
Well, I don't want to be that person, but we will be getting a new batch of Hololive girls next month, try to hold on for them atleast

>>53539302

>>53539155
Rio killed him so they both could be together finally.

KEK WTF

>>53539302
don’t show altare this he’ll kill himself

JOBBER LEADER

>>53539372
>we will be getting a new batch of Hololive girls next month
DYRBI? kek

>>53539372
>a new batch of Hololive girls next month
you got proof catalognigger?

This game is kinda shit on a technical level

>>53539458
Yeah, but it's free so it's a good value

>>53539458
They should just play amogus ifm it's basically the same game

was gaming and forgot the time, where's Axel?

>>53539264
nah, its not pathetic and pleading in that sense, its like stupid confidence, like
>Hoo boy boss, this one aint gonna know whats comin' too 'em yeaaah you tell em boss!

>"I hope Shinri becomes killer, that way I can kill him right away"
>Shinri immediately begs to be killer
Oh Shinri, never change

>>53539372
She better be there, I miss her so much.

>>53539518
>>53538678

>>53539518
In my bed

>>53539518
Internet dead.

I can't believe Axel is graduating alongside Maguni and Vespah

>>53539518
Currently impregnating me

I wonder how Hakka killer will do

altares thumbnail gives me lewd thoughts of a shinri and altare pairing

>>53539528
she will.. yabba dabba dol

>>53539577
buttpregnancy...

>>53539559
MAN will make their own vtuber group

>>53539586
kek it went horrible

>>53539605
Thanks for the reassurance Fred Flintstone, it means a lot to me.

>>53539616
The No-Altares

>>53539605
The Yabba Dabba Duo...

>>53539577
Magni you just gave birth, give your body a break

I can't believe AU axelotls found and captured Axel and started draining his technoforce...
It shoulda been me

>>53539616
Axel... alone....

>>53539657
no problemo barney

>>53539616
they will be the first male group of vshojo
vshounen

>>53539665
Given how badly things go whenever Altare goes on vacation...they wouldn't last a month.

>>53539616
The A in mans is for Altare. You mean MSN

>>53538678
The rat's doing just fine with Aussie internet though (I know she's in Japan, but she hasn't had any issues recently), it might just be his own service provider.

>>53539725
But MAN uses all the surnames of the boys, my autism

>>53539302
kek, the "drinks" look cool

>>53539725
windows live messenger?

>>53539710
Your bias is not fact, Altventurer.

>>53539750
Ogey, Segis Altare

>>53539750
It's still wrong, bro

SHINRI FUCKING WHAT

>>53539727
That's so cute

>>53539774
Look how well the three of them are doing right now dude.

>>53539799
Seggs altare? ToT

>>53539827
And Altare is not on vacation, what does this say?

Kek

KEK

KEK OH NO

i love this nigga

poor bettel

>>53539577
Axel's so bad at sex you're on your phone bored... damn.

holy kek that was so dumb
don't give altare needless

>>53539827
And Altare isn't on vacation now is he? Axel held his own pretty well when the other three up and left him alone. It's all about circumstance. Not everything gets fucked just because one person leaves

>>53539887
i hate that nigger

holy kek

>>53539907
It worked though

>>53539905
Gotta wait for the knot to deflate and he already fell asleep

>>53539909
i love this nigger so much!!

poor Hakka

EVERY ATOM IN MY BODY VIBRATES WITH THE DESIRE TO FUCK GAVIS BETTEL

>Vesper not in Bettel's friends list
boys.... he's really graduating...

>>53539991
ToT

Hakka was such a bad liar I can't believe he lasted that long

>>53539905
so teach him

Did Shinri really just mute kek

>>53540015
Not now schizochama. Kino on the telly.

>>53540015
>copying anons post
At least make up your own lazy retard

>>53540015
We already figured that out, he was never in the freind list
>>53538255

>>53539991
TToTT

>>53538255
he hates him

>>53540015
Vesper who?

>>53539991
cute

>>53540066
>>53540073
can't believe they had it planned for so long...

>>53540048
he was in law school, he knows how to lie the best

Shinri is cursed to always being a nice boy. The game won't let him be evil.

>>53540079
Probably just joind late and never added each other

>>53540124
HATES HIM
GRADUATING HIM
PAKO IN SHAMBLES

>>53540124
they hate each other

You fags realize that Shinri has Vesper on his friend list but not Axel, right?

>>53540079
then he hates flay and shinri too

>>53540199
SHINRI HATES AXEL?

>>53540199
Axel is graduating...

>>53540199
>>53540229
we already knew he hated axel

>>53540199
AXEL IS GRADUATING?!?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53540205
VG unity in shambles

>>53540233
No-Altares is real...

>>53540114
He got monster too many times on his birthday so he has to pay back his debt

>>53540199
SHINRI HATES AXEL
AXEL IS GRADUATING
PAKO IN SHAMBLES (AGAIN)

how the fuck did this get so many views?

hey /MANS/ I brought a dildo. I think i'm gonna pretend its Axel's knot

>take your meds

>>53540304
The title

>>53540304
Yagoo mention buff

>Flayon it's time to take your meds

come home, flayon...

>>53540306
Go for it

>>53540304
the title and the vesper thumbnail obv

>>53540304
best girl buff

the femvesties should get a sack full of saplings, rosebuds and aloupeeps to vent their angst on

>>53540015
>Shinri_ri_
The fuck

>>53540327
yeah imma need a soundpost of "it's time to take your meds" with this

>>53540249
Well now I hate Shinri >:(

>>53540304
An anon said it was an add too, but I don't know

>>53540330
can you make a render of him buying wonderbread please?

>>53540304
ad also vesper 1 on thumbnail

>>53540205
You mean Axel?

No hesitation kek

>>53540381

cute altare laugh

>>53540373
i'm sorry i didn't make that

>>53540381
New Vesper makes me so sad, old Vesper was peak meme potential

Hakka...

hakka...

>>53540306
Hey Anon, today I tried to use a reusable straw to drink but it had a bunch of compacted GUNK inside of it. Just GUNK. I have no idea what it was and I spat it out but my food tasted weird after. My sister with all this reusable shit drives me up the goddamn wall. What good is it if you aren't going to take care of it.
Hope you have a good day.

Hakka

Jobber....

no hakka....

everyone in tempus hates each other, this is all a bit, they have no unity, this is all an act, there is no friendship, there is no tooth fairy

Hakka couldn't get it up?

>>53540306
post it

>>53540422
We can still use the old one

>>53540304
It was made as a youtube ad

>>53540306
Does it have a knot? Bad dragon?

>The prophecy

>hahaha you're so funny~ :3

niggers

>>53540525
Hakkayumes...

>>53540495
Who tf is this hobo?

finally, shinri infected

DUMB DUMB
DUMB BIRD
YOU DUMB BIRD BASTARD

>>53540560
Whore

i love my hermanito

>>53540525
ISREAL

>please uwu

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

>Hi Hakka!
>FUCK you man

>>53540304
It was an ad, every time you went to watch a vtuber clip it showed up and counted as 1 view.

>HE'S BACK
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676813454982918144
>HE'S BACK
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676813454982918144
>HE'S BACK
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676813454982918144
>HE'S BACK
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en/status/1676813454982918144

>>53540306
what color is it

>>53540560
comeback

Hakka :(

Altare... Hakka...

>>53540703
yeah yeah, you gotta work on the numbers too next time anon

>>53540703
>its actually real
holy fuck LETS GOOOOOO

>>53540703
don't do this to me