/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>53526046
>not related to topic

This what happens when you talk to retarded underaged kids during their summer vacation.

Yuyu Q. Wilson rabu rabu rabu rabuuu!

>>53526170
He's so pretty, why does he have to be gay?

luca rabu!

Ike love!

Mysta love

Mysta love

I LOVE POMU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Yu)

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ENNA NOT NINA

Sonny onii-chan Love!
Vox Love!

>>53526266
rape

The amamiya art that /uoh/ is using is sex

Remember when enna had her wisdom teeth surgery back in December and millie was like her maid and stayed with her for 3 days so millie had to cancel her streams and bday plans? And now when millie got tooth ache last month that needed to get extracted, enna was nowhere to be seen but playing with kyo. She treats petra as the real bestie.

Poor yu. People keep stealing his stuff and he hates it...

Alright honey is in the tub, wax is cooking, and I even made friends with a black widow today.
Gonna be a good day. Will work on the server soon!

https://twitter.com/tym4/status/1680278197223698432
Cute Albanyan, I love this artist

>>53526308
thats because mya IS sex

>>53526308
i prefer the webm they posted inthread

REMINDER ENNA DELETED HER RACIST APOLOGY VOD AND NOW SHES PREGNANT

Odds - Fap to Rosemi anal
Evens - Pombutt
0 - Enna anal

>>53526430
>I even made friends with a black widow today
should i be concerned

>>53526308
myamya is not a loli......

>>53526453
Post it

>>53522955
love love LOVE seeing fan mascots reacting alongside my oshi!!!

>>53526551

>>53526308

>>53526506
She's been living in my garage window for a while. She's getting big tho. She came out to see me today. I told her hi and left her to finish off some of the moths in her web.

I love Yuyu!!

>>53526629
you know those things can kill you right
we need you alive for the server dumbdumb

>>53526629
aren't you worried shes gonna sneak up on you one day and have a little.. nibble

>>53526442
Exceedingly sex.
>>53526453
Myamya bloomers... Also reminds me that I don't think I've done much with Ike with pawgloves, I really like them.
>>53526538
She makes me uoh, so she's a loli.
>>53526620

saying fried chicken is not racist

>>53526629
Shouldn't you get rid of it? That thing could kill you.

https://twitter.com/mysta_rias/status/1680280803299958784
Rosebuds, your oshi?

>>53526629
HOLY

>>53526538
excuse me?

>>53526673
Based bislut quild

Someone in the catalog posted that Margot Robbie would be "perfect for Nijisanji", as if that's supposed to be an insult. Good grief, Holobronies are so out of touch with reality it would be comical if it wasn't so exhausting and repetitive. Every thread is a race to shit on Nijisanji to the extent it doesn't even make sense most of the time.

>>53526789
Nigga who asked

>>53526789
go back

>>53526789

>>53526734
All quilldren are at least 25% lesbian.

>>53526789
Literally who gives a shit. Go back to the catalog to talk about it.

>>53526789
>>53526804

>>53526686
I love Rosemi-sama kek. She and Mysta have the best twitter back and forths

>>53526809
phew thread saved in the nick of time!

>>53526811
>at least
anon..

Who has the most Kenergy in NijiEN?

>>53525969
It probably is I do like when men don't dress like that all the time or femboy stuff desu....

>>53526872
luca

reminder 175 is tall

>>53526789
Should see the latest # rrat as to why koshien keeps getting big numbers.
You'll laugh your ass off.

>>53526680
>>53526670
>>53526661
She minds her own business, I mind mine. We have a mutual understanding of each other. She eats the annoying bugs in my garage for me and I let her stay without charging rent. It's a mutually beneficial relationship

>>53526867
Well yeah, most quilldren are over 63% lesbian!

>>53526872
ren

>>53526872
Luca

>>53526928
okay but if you die how am i going to play minecraft

>>53526922
fat FUCK

>>53526922
Honestly belo jogo is funny as fuck

>>53526936
more like 69% lesbian hahahahahahahahaha

>>53526928
Already to 4th base

>>53526928
shes gonna try and have sex with you in the middle of the night, you're gonna roll over on her and she's gonna bite you while being crushed - both of you dead

>>53526888
are you a femanon?

>>53526922
i'm not venturing into that cesspool so give me a summary

>>53526875
That's why I like seeing fanart of handsome Mysta so much, since they usually lean into him dressing cutesy. By the way, did you end up drawing anything of Mysta?

>>53526936
Not me.

>>53526991
Hehe, funny number.

>>53526872
rosemi

>>53527027
Oh, so now you're curious about what the catalog has to say. Interesting how you care when it's about numbers.

Who is the most Barbie in NijiEN?

>>53526922

ver was too small in high school to row a boat so he just sat/led? the other 8 guys to do it ....
what fancy high school did you go to though to do row boats

>>53527033
Well, start getting gayer then!

>>53526928
A spider doesn't know this, anon. If you do anything it doesn't like or that perceives you as a threat, even if you're doing nothing at all, it's gonna come after you and try to attack and bite you.

>>53527029
I didn't get time last night I watched sonic animations but today I have time "^".... some dude called faze rug to

https://poal.me/pnp3lc
https://poal.me/pnp3lc

>>53527083
Finana and it's not even close

>>53526936
So I can still ike from you then since you want women...

>>53527097
either an elite show with a rowing club or a school with enough asians to have a dragonboat club

>>53527115
Yay! Looking forward to your Mysta drawing! Have you gotten an update on your computer yet?

>>53527083
Reimu

>>53527107
No. Why even be a fan of Ike then, there's plenty of other girls to watch and be a fan of.

>>53527168
>>53527186
Ike is a woman, though.

>>53527176
I mean the guy said it could take 2-4 days because yesterday there was no tech guy in...

>I wonder if penguins taste good?
>We can ask Petra!
Kotoka... Ver...

Gunna post Kino soon

>>53527097
>fancy
it's likely just new york

Side quest hell

>>53527246
stop it, this is an attack on my sexuality

>>53527186
penis

>>53527246
I mean, even then, there's still better EN members to choose from.

>>53527246
Ike’s not a woman, he’s not a man. He’s something that you’ll never understand

>>53527294
No.
>>53527319
IKE IS DJ????

>>53527083
Enna

I think Ike has a pussy and I'm gonna knock him up.

Also I'm gonna eat lamb hotpot with carrot and potato tonight.

>>53527319
Anons make Ike sound like some cosmic entity when he's just european

>>53527339
yeah, dick jockey

Why has Zelda got such a grip on half of NijiEN anyway

>>53527360
You don't even have a dick, anon.

>>53527388
they're good games

>>53527388
it is one of the most popular and beloved video game IPs of all time

>>53527364
Ackshually I think they were just quoting Butters from South Park

>>53527392
Not only do I have a dick, I have balls too. Male quilldren exist.

>I NEVER WAS INTO TENTACLE PORN
Vermillions, lolisex has corrupted your oshi

>>53527364
I just think it’s funny. I know he’s just a dude

>>53527364
Are europeans not cosmic entities?
>>53527369
Yeah, mine.

>>53527246
Ike is just a feminine man thats it lol.I honestly don't really feel like he is like that all the time anyways when I watch

>>53527418
what led to him saying this

>>53527364
>Anons make Ike sound like some cosmic entity
You mean he isn't?

I actually feel like mysta acts more feminine than ike desu...

>>53527468
octopus boss

It's actually really unfair that Ike Eveland is never going to exist fully in the flesh because of the circumstances because I would legit let this man treat me like scum and lord over me however he wanted (not that he would) with how down bad I am for him.

Why did God create such a perfect being only for his existence to be beyond my grasp? Life is cruel.

>>53527364
david bowie left a legacy

>>53527435
You don't have a dick either.

>>53527491
I think the term you're looking for is menhara

>>53527491
Mysta has more feminine hobbies than Ike but I think Ike has the more feminine temperament

Reimu's gone... :(

>>53527470
NTA but this art goes hard

>>53527523
Dick is a state of mind. Probably.

>>53527388
good IP good games good characters
>link doesn't even talk he jus-
EXACTLY I DONT NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIM CEPT HET HYA HUT HYUP

>>53527506
Based and same.

wait what happen i go get snack and now she gone

>>53527527
*menhera

Pomu, Elira, and Nina, are visiting Reimu.

>>53527282
oh. the most fancy thing my small tow had was a garden club by the woods

>>53527388
Nobody knows what a good game is so babies first open world Zelda attracts them like flies to shit.

>>53527616
t. soulsbourneshitter

>>53527506
same but with my oshi

Aggie!

https://aggie.io/07rj1fqqw2
https://aggie.io/07rj1fqqw2
https://aggie.io/07rj1fqqw2

>>53527527
Menhera is bad....

>>53527677
BOTW and TOTK are absolute trash compared to any classic zelda, big open empty worlds with nothing of value to find in it, shit combat, terrible dungeon design, they're garbage games carried by the license.

>>53527699
What did the French do to deserve so much hate?

>>53527751
they're fr*nch isn't that enough?

>>53527536
Mmm I see...

Yu feels insecure about his minion carpet kek

>>53527742
t. Zelda cycle enthusiast

>>53527742
>>53527677

>>53527607
couldn't name all the high schools but they have a state competition for it so it's not as niche as you'd think there and should give you an idea of how big of a thing it is that they have a male and female division

>>53527742
>the new zeldas dont have enough shaped holes for me to fit the associated peg into!

>>53527580
According to who?

>>53527699
Mystakes aren't food!

>>53527808
It doesnt have any holes.
Its an open world game designed by people that apparently never played one.

>>53527751
They turned the media empires against themselves by beheading rich people

>>53527810
she said shes meeting up with friends, didnt hint it was them at all anon just jumped the gun

>>53527837
Well how come you taste so good then?

>>53527837
I do not discriminate
my hunger can't be satiated
remember I am out there

>>53527364
not enough yuros in this thread to dispel the notion that ike is an unicum

>Your oshi
>Your favorite collab partner with them

>>53527909
>Rosemi
>Anyone!

>>53527909
>Pomu
>Pomura

>>53527909
Rose
Doppio

>>53527909
Pomu
Nina :(

>>53527909
>Ike or Yu
>Me in bed

>>53527751
Killed my oshi

>>53527909
pomelira is the most kino stream combo in existence

chat is dum yu please understand

>>53527909
Pomu
Pomu (with big boobs)

nothing wrong with being european
>>53527909
mya and knkn

>>53528000
When was the last time they collabed?

>>53527909
Ewiwa!
Anyone who makes her happy!

Holy shit this co op puzzle is AIDS

How is Yu's block game stream so far?

>>53528116
he's talking about fighting a grizzly bear vs fighting 3 pandas.
why the fuck does yu think he could fight and win against 3 wild, angry pandas?

>>53527909
>Ike
>Vox and Selen

wilson can take 3 at the same time. i always knew

>>53528134
Pandas don't do anything so I understand
They'd literally be extinct if not for human intervention

>>53527909
>ver
>kotoka, doppio
i'd like more one on one collabs with meloco, hex, mika, shu, ike, aster, sonny and millie though ....

Is it trying to draw quilldren?

Did anyone record nijigen?

>>53527538
Reimu's off to have discord sex with Vox

>>53527909
>Pomu
>rosemi or selen

I would simply not get into either cage

>>53528134
>angry
w-why?

is it true did mysta get mika pregnant with triplets?

>>53527909
Pomu
Elira

>>53528247
Yeah except replace Mika with me

>>53528193
One-eyed Quilldren... We really do look like mochi...

>>53528176
Despite their patheticness, they are still bears and will still easily murder you if you piss them off.

>>53528230
They’re hungry

>>53528193
jesus..
rip quilldren

ver's collab partners are sick so no collab tomorrow
i bet it was fulgur and millie since it was all 3.0

>>53528280
When has a panda ever murdered anyone

>>53527909
wilson
anyone

ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike ike

>>53528134
I get that pandas are usually useless but its still a fucking bear, its like a little twink trying to fight his big overweight friend whose usually docile. if he's not careful he's gonna get fucked even if he's usually a pushover

>>53528176
Aside from human impact on them, they're three large and angry wild animals locked in a death arena with you (in Yu's hypothetical) so uhh?

the revenant watchalong with yuyu!!

>>53528288
What's Fulgur suddenly gotten sick with? It seemed so abrupt

>>53528272
But anon I used a condom, how did that happen…

COCCAINE BEAR IS SO FUNNY

https://twitter.com/amu_utau_/status/1680189158307033088

Millie's 3.0 looks good.

Elira please get a wedding dress for your next outfit

>>53528329
I poked holes in them. I'm having your sexy menhera babies now

>>53528295
Right now. Look behind you.

>>53528324
He was trying to console Ike and was exposed to the French

>>53528305
how did you get my stream of conscious

Petra needs a sexy swimsuit for her next outfit

>>53528339
oh no.. shes cute

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/01/world/what-in-the-world/lousy-libidos-why-do-pandas-have-so-little-sex.html
Name a more useless animal than pandas, I'll wait

>>53528358
NO THIS CAN’T BE you bitch I can’t afford child support when you leave, you’ve fucked me

>One day, maybe I'll make a cover too
Vermillions, how would you feel?

I leave for one minute and yu is talking about pandas now

>>53528401
me

>>53528401
mosquitos

I wonder how many briskadets will miss buying tickets because he forgot to tweet, or are they mostly actually smart enough to follow the actual account

>>53527909
>Doppio
>anyone
He always makes it work somehow

>>53528339
I guess they get their 3.0s even before they get formally announced

>does the grizzly bear have 7 personalities?

witness this pomu
also, to pomu: post the pape you dumdum

>>53528418
bill gates...

Briskakeks, your opinions?

I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I love him I want him to always be himself how can anyone be so precious to me just thinking about him causes me to become dizzy and it's like I'm floating on a cloud ah it's truly a miracle of the universe that we live on this earth at the exact time I love you so much ahhhh thank you so much for being born and a part of my life I love you more than you'll ever know

>>53528507
sonny would never use a condom

>>53528176
Pandas will attack humans if they feel threatened
they can easily bite your arm off

>>53528507
It should’ve been me
Also I don’t like this artist’s drawing style

>>53528408
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqkqM2xzCTc
i want another
but he's currently working on/been talking to kotoka about his orisong. very early in the process so probably a longs way off. think he's probably just getting ideas before he gets the money for it

Has Ike shared his thoughts on that Netflix Sonic cartoon I'm seeing all over Twitter?

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>53528456
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1674726978660995072

It was announced, Millie just hasn't done the stream yet.

I love my smug lil bro so much

>>53528556
sonic boom? or is there a new one

>>53528507
they should be doing it in the alleyway instead of on the bed baka

>>53528575
£

>>53528507
Source? This art style is nice

Do the Wilson yumes see themselves as the tops or bottoms

>>53528577
Right, but the song performances were recorded last month.

>>53528593
Sonic Prime

>>53527111
>>53526961
>>53527011
You guys are silly. I appreciate the concern but she's far away from where I do most of my business. Brown recluses scare me more than black windows do but If I do get bit I'll be sure to let you know!

looks like everyone is having fun at nijigen
https://twitter.com/OppaDante/status/1680246890368233477

>>53528634
either way my heart skips a beat for my otouto

>>53528634
as vers as yu is

Oh okay thank god, he scheduled a tweet kek

>>53528686
Damn her Petras were so cute why'd she have to be a tracer

>>53528686
AAAAA PETER SEXOOOO

>>53528634
He's my little brother who tops but I'm in charge.

>>53528634
I personally see myself as the bottom. Really want this smug brat to have his way with me!!

>>53528507

>>53528743
i'm already

>>53527909
>Fuuchan
>Piochan

>>53528634
Both are good but I like to imagine my little brother teasing me

>>53528577
every time i see kazaki forma de grownup i have to do a doubletake

why does wilson have such a visible fanbase /here/ compared to the others

>>53528456
fuuchan said he's had his for a month now

>>53528767
Nigger

>>53527909
>Sonny
>Luca dj and nina were his best collab partners....

Femanons like incest way too much

>>53527909
>Rosemi
>Anyone that makes her happy

>>53528828
He attracted the Briskadet audience

>It's late at night, Rosemi is sitting at her PC waiting for a message from Aia
>Aia traveled to Montreal for an offkai with her and a few other members
>The familiar discord ping draws her attention from the Petra Gurin stream she was watching
>It's Aia
>"Hey Rosemi! I landed in Montreal a couple hours ago, excited for our stream! I was going to go out and tour Montreal, do you wanna come with me?"
>Rosemi hasn't gotten out much at all in her life, much less while being a vtuber, so she obliges
>Rosemi dawns her cutest outfit for a fun time with her friend
>She meets up with Aia in the downtown, she is dressed a little more revealing than she expected, wearing a tighter fitting dress that ends halfway up her thighs
>Rosemi! It's so nice to meet you finally in person! Are you ready to go clubbing?
>Rosemi is a little taken aback from the prospect of clubbing, it doesn't really seem like the thing she would be comfortable doing
>Aia notices her downturnt reaction and scoffs a bit
>"You aren't nervous are you? It's just clubbing, it'll be fun! Like dancing and listening to music!"
>"Uhh, okay... If you say so." Rosemi still didn't want to go and she knew exactly what clubbing would be like, with boys talking to her constantly. But she didn't want to let down her friend
>The two of them head out to the club, to which they get free entry, the bouncer at the door eyes Aia's legs and ass and smiles at her
>Aia smiles back flirtatiously as he leads her in by the back of her waist through the door
>Rosemi follows suite but is surprised when the bouncer lightly taps her on the butt as she enters
>Before she has time to express her discomfort her hand is pulled in by Aia as she leads her to the dancefloor
>As Rosemi looks around she notices that there aren't very many girls in the club, maybe only 10% of the people there
>She can feel everyone's eyes on her as she is escorted by Aia in further
>Pretty soon men are approaching them and offering her drinks
>One man is larger, and not very good looking. His arm hair rubs against Rosemi's exposed midriff as he attempts to take her hand to dance
>"S-sorry... I just want to-"
>"Be nice boys! She's never been clubbing before!" Aia pipes in
>Despite Aia's halfhearted defense, the group of men close in further and ask Rosemi a bunch of questions she isn't comfortable with
>Rosemi looks to Aia for help, but when she turns all she sees in Aia being lead further into the masses of men and women while being groped around the waist
>A hand bleeds into her periphery as she slowly turns back to the men veering to her for attention
>It's holding a colourful cocktail, as the man attached to the hand is coaxing her to drink it
>Rosemi knows that drinking it is a bad idea, but paradoxically, to gain the displeasure of this horde of men seems equally dangerous in the moment
>She sheepishly takes the drink from his hand, freeing it to wrap around her shoulder and pull her in as she sips from the straw
>"The boys dont seem too forceful like they are with Aia, maybe they're good people" Rosemi thinks to herself as she finishes the drink
>One of the men graciously takes the empty glass from her and another takes it's place, at this point in the night she's drank 3 cocktails and is dancing now
>She hardly notices the hands running against her body while she dances and has fun, she's pulled and pushed around with the wave of the crowd
>Suddenly the same large, ugly man is imposed in front of her trying to get her attention
>Rosemi's hazy drunken view is brought into focus by him putting his hands on her hips and drawing her in
>"Hey. Do you want to get out of here?"
>"I do..." Rosemi mumbles looking for Aia. She just wants to go home and sleep, this is not what she thought the night would be like
>The man's hand coerces Rosemi's gaze back to him.
>"Oh, your friend? She's in my car waiting for you. I was talking to her and I offered to take you home so you don't have to take transit"
>Rosemi is not in the headspace to question him, but she did see him talking and laughing with Aia during the night. She decides that she will ask Aia if this is true when she gets outside and sees her
>The man takes Rosemi and leads her into the back seat of a silver 2004 Ford Focus, of which only 1 of the hubcaps are still on
>The first thing Rosemi smells is mold, and the fabric seat is slightly damp to the touch. There are McDonalds paper bags and Coke cans lining the floor
>The most important thing she realizes as the car takes off is that Aia is nowhere to be seen.
>Rosemi's heart rate is steadily increasing as she starts to think about whats happening
>"Where's... Where is Aia?" She says as she nods off, she is sleepier than she thought
>"Oh, she said she would meet us further down the road" The man quickly dismisses
>Just then Rosemi's phone rings
>it's Aia
>"Aia... Where are you, this guy says that you're down the road and we're gunna come get you..." Rosemi's consciousness is slipping as she speaks

>>53528828
briskadets

Millie future outfit

Koto joined warawa's Only Up.

>>53528859
t. lonely child

>>53528859
joke's on you i'm male and like gay incest

>>53527742
TOTK is good but I still prefer the old Zeldas myself, mainly because the dungeon designs are excellent, thematic, and the content in them feels better. in TOTK it's the opposite, it's the stuff around the dungeon that feels great and the dungeons feel mediocre and that's because it's best stuff is the open world. It's like how some of the best elements of the Souls games translate poorly into Elden Ring, but Elden Ring keeps it's cores strong by having legacy dungeons. Open World actually made for worse PvP interaction in general in Elden Ring, Open world questing goes the wrong way because there's no real good indicator for where NPCs will progress towards so you're forced to check every location you've visited if you explore more first to not miss NPC questlines, for examples of open world taking away from Soulsborne strengths

>>53528828
Because he's /here/ liver

Sonny sold out

>>53528880
>"... What?" Aia says after a pause. "Where are you? I'm still at the clu-
>The man reaches back and takes Rosemi's phone from her and tosses it out the window
>"Oh... Oh no..."
>The next few hours were spent with Rosemi slipping in and out of consciousness, a few spatterings of memories illuminate her mind like stepping stones as the events unfold
>The man takes the two of them outside of City limits, north. The well paved metropolis roadways turn like the seasons to a more rugged and archaic gravely concrete highway
>Down further as the night marches on, Rosemi's eyes pass the dashboard clock, it's 3:45am. She arrived at the club at 9:00pm...
>If she could scream or jump out of the car she would, but her limbs and mind feel incredibly tired
>She did accept a drink from this guy later in the night...
>The highway is barren, without a car in sight. The man makes a turnoff to an adjacent runaway truck ramp used for when semi trucks have break failures.
>He pulls in further into the grass and the headlights reveal a wooden box about as tall as Rosemi's waist
>This view is muddied as the man turns off his car, and disables the high beams, exposing the box to just the cars running lights.
>The man gets out of the car and walks around the back, He opens the rear passenger door she has propped her head up against for support, causing her to fall shoulder first onto the ground
>Her eyes slowly creep up her torso to see a small growing stain of red blood on her arm
>"You ruined your skin, now you aren't gunna be worth as much, oh well. I guess I'll still like the first part." The man grumbles
>As the man bends down his hat falls off leading Rosemi to catch the visage of the man in a beam of moonlight
>He is a poorly shaven man with stubble and longer hairs that were missed on his neck. His receeding black hair is just now revealing liverspots on the crown of his head
>His physique is decidedly masculine, with an excess of fat, and muscle on his frame. Hair lines his body and he smells like sweat.
>He lifts Rosemi up with ease and brings her to the wooden box that is lit by the cars dim lights.
>Four shackles are attached to the box, which the man adjusts with ropes, then affixes Rosemi's limbs to them
>There is no give to move, she is completely restrained
>Rosemi's heart is beating through her chest now, she is hyperventilating and coming to, with short screams punctuating her breaths
>She is bent over the box with her ass facing the man, wriggling and attempting to flee
>She can't see much else than the forest in front of her, but she hears from behind her the faint sound of a zipper
>Then, the man touches, her. This causes Rosemi to rip into a frenzy and scream louder. It doesn't stop the man though
>He unbuttons her pants and lowers them, revealing her white panties. He savors them for a moment and brings his head to the seam. A light scent of pee and sweat create an enticing fragrance for the man
>Those too are pulled down, slowly this time to fully reveal Rosemi's private parts, fully hairless and squirming
>Rosemi can feel the mans breath against her lower lips and he examines it and uses his thumb to peer inside her vagina
>The breath retreats as a short quiet is greeted in the woods
>Then, she feels something slimy press up against her
>The mans thick hairy cock rubs up and down her slit, covered in HPV bumps and dripping pre-cum on her asshole
>Rosemi's voice is hoarse at this point but she screams all the same. The man seems to revel in the noise as he teases her by pressing the head of his member against her entrance
>Rosemi's voice is cut off by her tears as the man slowly and painfully enters her precious spot she's protected her entire life with his raw, STD riddled penis
>Blood drips from her as he works the full length of his 9 inch penis into her, pressing against her cervix
>The man completely hilts his cock into her virgin pussy as Rosemi chokes on her spit
>He increases the speed of his thrusts as he continues, gripping her clitoris from below with his free hand
>With no concern to her comfort, he puts all his effort into making himself cum as fast as possible, drilling into her rear with a conviction
>His loose balls slap against her with every thrust making Rosemi try to find some respite in some sense not violated by this man.
>The smell, the sound, the sight, the feeling, everything is forefront in her mind
>The man increases his speed as he reaches climax. An impressive load of cum is pumped directly into Rosemi's cervix with a pulsating and concentrated power
>The release of air and pressure from Rosemi's vagina as he exits from her causes a bubbling splat to eject the excess sperm from her, but an everflowing stream of fertile liquid still drips from her
I considered writing more, but I have to go to a picnic with my girlfriend soon. Basically Rosemi'd be raped by him until dawn, then skinned alive and her organs would be sold to chinese people (real)

Sonny M&G tickets sold out

>>53528880
cute!
also it's "dons" an outfit not dawns

Is there any proof Wilson is /here/ or is it just thread schizophrenia

>>53528879
>>53528883
i'm not a briskadet wtf...

>>53528624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZXnAMLGkIc

Incest is good.

>>53528915
>>53528880
There are 2 types of rosebuds

>>53528936
>I have to go to a picnic with my girlfriend soon
Fuck you normie. But what is your gf's opinion about the violent Rosemi rape fanfics

>>53528880
>>53528936
Nice, good job bud

>>53527909
Rosemi-sama
Nina :(

>>53528859
Incest is the purest form of love

>>53528686
>google: black widow bites are seldom deadly
what the shit? when I was a kid they said that shit would kill you, I've been lied to!
>deadly to small children or the elderly
>picrel

>>53527909
>fuuchan
>nijicancelled members, alban, millie

>>53529060
Elderly lives matter

>>53529060
you and I had the exact same life experience for a couple minutes there

>>53527111
>A spider doesn't know this, anon. If you do anything it doesn't like or that perceives you as a threat, even if you're doing nothing at all, it's gonna come

>>53527909
>Reimu
>Any male she can flirt with, especially Vox

>>53528991
wads out for the ladies

Mexican broskadet, did you make it…?

GJ Shitkadets

>>53528953
all of nijien lurk here, that's a fact

>>53529158
Feesh... Petowa...

>>53528940
I need to kill myself

Is wilson the best block gamer in the new wave?

>>53529191
Broskadet....

>>53528859
no

>>53529184
Not true, some actively shitpost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMsrs_MWibw
If it wasn't obvious already

>>53529012
I dont tell her

>>53529283
Who

>>53529283
millie...

>>53529288
Where's jizz on the cock.

>>53529288
>Jizz on the Cock
PAAAAASS

>>53529215
he suffers from minecraft autism of course he is

>>53529288
Can Ren save this song?

>>53529288
>Expand descriotion
>Song: Jazz on the clock

>>53529288
haha, it's not like he could make it worse right?

>>53528401
Pandas, sloths, and koalas form the trinity of animals that prove that it's not the best that survive, but the luckiest.

>>53529392
Silly Ojisan

>>53529392
Isreal...

>>53529443
To be fair, I didn't see that part of the description before. I think YouTube auto-added it in.

>>53529153
Not this time, I was betting on getting hired before this but no luck so far... It's over for me, it's been almost a month and no business has called me back, I just want to die.

>>53529427
What's so bad about sloths?

>>53529514
t. sloth

Have you guys heard Maria's Ar Tonelico cover with Enna and Seffyna?
https://youtu.be/Cf326Awf95c
this and her other projects put her in the red this month...

my fucking tickets damn

>>53529572
im sure shes in the red every month thanks to old roomie chan

>>53528828
wilson > zali > vanta right? i feel like after the first week vanta had the biggest drop off from people live posting him.

>>53529509
Aw man, hopefully you’ll get to meet him
some day

>>53529288
How autistic are perms for covers and karaokes? Like, if Ren was doing a karaoke and wanted to play the song's riff on his guitar as he sang, would he need an entirely different set of perms than just singing, or does the perms for "sing this song" include stuff like that?

>>53529611
Vanta is cute but nothing stands out about him too much

>>53529611
Vanta only has his voice going for him

>>53529611
I like Vanta's personality but his game choices have been dire

>>53529611
vanta had the best debut and seems to be doing well in the clip circuit but he hasnt played any games that interest me

I hope something good comes from yu's ambitious ass for the future

I wonder if it's really sonny who tweeted about the m&g tickets going on sold or he made a programed tweet before gn or he lied about going to bed when he tweet gn this whole time...

>>53529686
>>53529697
Dark Souls is good.

>>53529572
Holy shit this song is almost 8 minutes long? Maria is a machine.

>>53529771
His Demon's Souls endurance was great & I watched a lot of it. I wanna see him do more of that and less indie horror kusoge and gachashit.

>>53529725
Scheduled tweet, just like all the others. Probably part of the contract.

>>53529725
Probably a scheduled tweet since it was posted on the hour

So since AI changed the limit from 3 to 5 turns per person that means less people get to buy tickets? Why would they do that

>>53529611
not so interesting games at time and overlapping with yu most of the time means he gets pushed to vod catch up someday

>>53529771
souls games are boring to watch at this point, its like when someone plays skyrim

>>53529771
Gotta have more than a couple of good ones though my guy.
If you flip between streamerbait like chillasart, honkai and genshin, then throw in a demon souls stream you aren't gonna make it.
Plus, his timing might not work out.

>>53529725
Are you retarded

>listening to Wilson ranting autistically about breeding a blue axolotl and how it's going to take forever because of how rare they are
>tab out
>tab back in a few minutes later
>there's a blue axolotl in his house
that was fast

>>53529572
Now I want to play Ar Nosurge again...

>>53529826
People complained that it was too short, and AI doesn't actually care since they make the same amount of money.

>>53529896
anon you've been gone for five years where have you been

>>53529826
Probably because half of Iluna/Xsoleil still have not sold out of their M&G tickets for the convention later this month.

tonelicofags is there anything worthwhile about these games other than the kino music

>>53529896
Anon...

>>53529896
anon wake up

>>53529514
>Awake for only like 4 hours of the day
>So slow they have algae growing on them
>It's supposedly meant to work as camouflage, but it doesn't even hide them from the eagles that they are prey to
>It's so bad that the eagles actually use sloths as TRAINING for their young
>Spend nearly the entirety of their life on trees, but somehow compelled to shit/piss on the ground
>This exposes them to land predators and is the cause of a good portion of their deaths
>Despite this religious adherence to do their business on the ground, mother sloths won't even bother to go down and pick up their babies if they drop them from the tree
Sloths are animals that got jealous of plants.

>>53529725
Sonny is out drinking with some japanese cuties

>>53529611
vanta keeps playing garbage but he's still an amazing talker (solo)

>>53529958
Yeah, me

I like to imagine at least 50% of posts are from actual NijiEN members.
Sonny is one of the briskadets here.
Ennaschizo is Enna.

>>53529958
those japanese cuties? me

>>53529896
anon... our daughter is in elementary school now... she learned how to speak and walk in your absence...

>>53529826
Honestly the whole meet and greet thing feels so stupid. You get barely any time to talk to them, and they barely get to talk to even a small percentage of their fans. I guess its just an easy cash grab since they can charge so much for it.
I think its wild that some people will literally fly out to another state or country just to buy a ticket to talk to their oshi for 1-5min depending on the con.

>>53529944
the innuendo

>>53529993
>>53530000
YOU'LL NEVER BE JAPANESE
SEA SCUM

>>53530040
oh excuse me
kono kawaii nihonjin? watashi da

>>53530007
Your oshi will remember your face + name forever especially if you're one of their paypigs

>>53530040
did you mention the wrong person

>>53530040
Don't call Sonny scum

>>53530095
Yeah...

>>53527909
Rosemi
Elira

>>53529572
The song mixer is cracked. They did a really good job on this cover

>>53530007
It's not that much more wild than people dropping hundreds or even thousands just so that their oshi can read a tiny box of text.

>>53530089
The odds of your oshi marrying you isn't gonna go up just because they saw your face at a con. Hell you can just post a pic of yourself with something on twitter and they'll see it all the same, if you're a paypig they already know and follow you anyways probably.
It sounds nice to live in my oshi's head but that also just sounds like an extra unhealthy level of obsession. You aren't getting any benefit whatsoever from doing that.

>>53529572
amazing cover. Not a fan of some of Maria's solo stuff but this/valentine/cage of desire have been amazing

>>53530193
At least one doesn't take up a ton of time. I'd go to a meet and greet if it was at my local con that I go to anyways but I can't imagine taking days off work and going through the pain and effort of traveling far away just for the sake of a 1min conversation.

>>53529873
thats a rhetorical question because all briskadets are retarded

>>53529955
Are koalas better or worse than this?

>>53529944
The character development and world building

>>53529611
He's going through the (sadly) pretty commonplace issue of non knowing what he wants his content to be, so he's just checking off the FOTM bingo at the moment

sonny's magic ways still makes me blush after replaying it a couple more times, i need him to sing more love songs with english lyrics

>>53530089
Pomu is never going to forget VTuber_Own_A_Whole_Stonks

>>53530273
have you read the koala copypasta?

>>53529944
not really, it's just another easy anime JRPG from an era where there was a fucking mountain of them
The music's strong enough that it wasn't completely forgotten is what amazes me

I never want my oshi to perceive me individually, I'm more than happy to be a mass of whatever they imagine their fanbase to look like. Just knowing they think of me that way is enough.

>>53530258
People are going to be selling tons of merch of your oshi in events like that, so it's just talking for 1 minute.

>>53530273
Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.
Tldr; Koalas are stupid, leaky, STI riddled sex offenders. But, hey. They look cute. If you ignore the terrifying snake eyes and terrifying feet.

>>53530287
Or maybe he just has normie taste

>>53530321
shikata akiko is a goddess of music
pretend the attached image is the umineko rosemi pic

I wonder if cuttlefish have smooth brain just like koalas

Stream oto no naru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTRWgZjRViw&disableadblock=1

Is this what he's talking about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TZ8Ll8bthg

>>53530329
You can buy merch at any con you don't need to go to them all. I see people literally go to cons for the sole purpose of that their oshi will be there.

>>53530323
you're really sweet scythekick.

>>53530384

>>53530400
Cuttlefish are actually very intelligent creatures, contrary to what the average briskadet would have you believe

>>53530332
A koala peed on Maria before

Man this is why I wish I could have played Baro with Nina one day...
Earlier I shot a railgun shell with a Masterwork C-4 up with the Extra Powder Perk this means my explosives have 40% more radius[/spoiler] but the targets weaved at the last second. I swapped to Canister shells for basically a giant shotgun blast that doesn't launch the shell itself, just the canister filled with fragments, making it ideal for dealing close-up threats. Me and the mechanic who was on the chaingun took care of the mudraptors which I wanted to get rid of in one blast. We started to move ahead towards one of our mission targets, the Crawler Broodmother. As we were about to reach the broodmother I see Hammerheads, which aren't our target, and something falling down... The Railgun shell from earlier came back, and blew up the front of our sub, hit our armory and the concussive force nearly killed our clown, breaking all the bones in his body, and actually blasting our captain so hard he also had all his bones shattered, but more importantly he lost his arm. Our captain absolutely refused to Chrome Up unlike our Huskified Medical Doctor who has cyborg arms, Our mechanic, engineer and myself the security officer who all have cyborg arms and legs. Our Doctor put the clown in a stasis bag while performing surgery on the captain and finally got his first piece of chrome on the arm. While this was happening, me, the engineer, the mechanic and our AI crewmates had to fight off the 4 hammerheads who had thankfully taken care of the crawler broodmother for us.

Also Picrel is our Huskified doctor who doesn't need oxygen to swim in the open ocean, in a clownsuit, riding wheelchair deep in the seas of Europa, moon of Jupiter.

>>53529850
The trick with maintaining a Souls-enjoying audience is to do as much variety in Souls as possible, PvP related ideas, Challenge runs, etc. Outside of that we need to see what else he has that isn't just the popular stuff, I like him a though and hope for his success in finding what works best for him!

>>53529999
>I like to imagine at least 50%
You don't need to, there is about 66 IPs in this thread and around 30 livers. Most of the livers unfortunately egosa here so it isn't strange to think Ennaschizo is enna or roseschizo was reimu

>>53530208
I didn't mention anything about marriage. I just think even for a blip of time, knowing your oshi can see the face behind who's supporting them is nice. And knowing a lot of them suffer from imposter syndrome, seeing their fans in the flesh is surely different than just a username and numbers on a screen

>>53530420
i love spiderman 2

>>53530323
this is how i felt at first too! now i'm a bit more okay with it because he already remembers me anyways... but it used to spook me out a bit. now i'm of the mindset that if it makes him happy, good for him

>>53530420
>ROCKCOCK64

Jesus that's a name I haven't seen in a long time

>>53529711
>good comes from yu

Who's Wilson mass-banning in chat rn?

>>53530508
What are you trying to say

>>53530040
正解 but also its 3am anon no one else is awake except neet leeches like me (´・д・｀)

>>53530423
I mean yeah but big artists and stuff mostly go to cons with conserts or meet and greets. If you're traveling from another country why wouldn't go for one like this? You get to talk a bit with your oshi and buy merch to bring home.

how do we convince Pomu and Elira to do another drunk phasmo collab

>>53530535
You're probably right, thanks Nina.

>>53530417
Which of these would (you) like to see become official outfits?

>>53530508
>Cuttlefish are actually very intelligent creatures
this whole time briskadet pretended to be retarded so they can appeal to the little sister fantasy that sonny always dreamed of and they can get raped by him in an alley like they always wanted to

block game really attracts retards huh

>>53530703
aia, kotoka, finana, sonny

I knew this would happen.

>>53530567
I guess but you don't gain anything from that. They see their fans through plenty of avenues too, they hold panels and see them that way in the same way without an extremely restrictive event.
You can basically just send them a love letter too so they can know how appreciated they are